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Are you a skeptic, a believer or both? Either way you’ll love None of This is Real, the podcast for all things mysterious and weird. Sarah & Damini ponder cults, cryptids, creepies and conspiracies while asking each other the ultimate question: is any of this real?
Hi Turkey Buzzards! Due to life and things, we need to take a short break. Please enjoy this previously archived episode temporarily available on the main feed, and relive the EARLY days with us.
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We're going back to our roots, in an impromptu two-parter where Damini talks about the esoteric side of levitation.
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Beware of cursed images, strange encounters in the woods, and the CIA. And make sure to get your solar plexus in shape to ward off potential attacks!
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We're taking our quarterly rest and we'll be back next week! If you miss us, find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/noneofthisisreal or on Instagram at @noneofthisisrealpodcast
Turkey Buzzards, we’re quantumly entangled with you in the lab and reading your emails. If you have a weird story, sighting, or bathroom dream email us at noneofthisisrealpodcast@gmail.com
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This one has everything! Old bones, gross vampire superstitions, pews full of mewing nuns, and more!
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Get your spooky pants on because we’re talking about the first legally haunted house, and the most haunted house in Savannah, GA.
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Dog-lizard-goat things are hunching in the bayou, and black panthers are prowling in the Appalachian mountains. Or maybe it’s just Tom Waits.
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Orca and doll basement updates, plus more Poe antics.
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We’re really going nowhere this episode, and we’re taking a creepy bus with a faceless driver to get there!
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Theorists and theories abound in this continuation of Area 51 madness.
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This is a doozy y’all, and we had so many details about Area 51 that we had to make this one a two-parter. This week Sarah delves into the history and the timeline of this mysterious base in the desert.
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Two delightful topics to cleanse your palate of all the disturbing stuff we’ve talked about lately.
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The theme of this episode is “people going into animals, and animals coming out of people.”
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Have you ever taken a little something from a historical site or nature preserve only to find out. . . you’ve been cursed?? Listen to this episode to find out how to return it, and hear the cautionary tales.
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Two classic tales of entire villages that disappeared, complete with all the weird theories.
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We’re taking a week off and will be back next week! If you miss us too much check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/noneofthisisreal
Was Avril Lavigne replaced by a body double? Was Paula Abdul really injured in a plane crash?? These theories are sometimes infuriating and always ridiculous.
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Pull yourself up by your chinstrap, string theory daddy because we're talking about strange celestial phenomena from ancient times to the 1990's.
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We’re fawning and fluttering over here at these weird and wonderful emails YOU sent us!
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Fancy a trip to a haunted forest? We’ve GOT YOU. Take a stroll through Cameron Park or get lost with the Jersey Devil in the Pine Barrens.
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Craving a sweet treat, an old legend about a woman who disappeared, or gum full of spider bits? Or maybe you’ve been itching to put a jawbreaker in the microwave? Before you do that, listen to this episode full of candy lore and legends!
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Myths, lore, recipes, societal bs and a little biology about miraculous births and the creation of life.
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A 2024 prediction update, some hauntingly beautiful things coming out of SETI, and a lot of squirrel talk.
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WHAT is penguiong on?? It’s a listicle of pranks and hoaxes from the 20th and 21st century!
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Part 1 of our 200th Episode + Birthday Extravaganza is all about 19th century hoaxes and pranks of the most absurd variety.
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We’ve really gone underground with this episode but don’t worry- it wasn’t aliens.
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Y’all beautiful weirdos sent us ghost stories, predictions, curated bathroom dreams, and irl gifts!
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Directly inspired by our Lake Monster episode, this one is all about weird, creepy lakes and the strange things lurking in their depths.
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Listen with caution- these tales might make you afraid to fall asleep, especially in Japan.
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Y’all what do you think is the worst kind of brown paint? Do you have any internal piercings?? Also, you’re welcome for this little reminder that LIFE IS GROSS ™
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We're taking our quarterly break to slather ourselves in ointments, sit by the fire, and get even weirder. See you next week! If you miss us terribly please find us at Patreon.com/noneofthisisreal or find us on social media at @noneofthisisrealpodcast
Lo and behold, we have a 2024 bingo card that will make you both optimistic and terrified! See how our predictions compare to the magic 8 ball’s and let us know what YOU think will happen in 2024.
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Get out your colanders and toss some flaming raisins in your mouth because we’re celebrating these dark winter days with more strange holiday creatures and exciting new rituals to combat seasonal affective disorder! Is it working??
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Travel the world with us as Sarah describes unseen horrors (allegedly!) from lakes around the globe.
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We were up to our eyeballs in lake monsters, so we had to break it up into two episodes! Dip your toes in two lakes and a bay as Damini shares a slippery, slimy listicle of North American monsters.
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Get ready for strange lore, wild stories, and Damini’s horse voice because we’re talking about the old gods!
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Looking for a place to go with your sweetie and slam your necks together? Don’t go to either of these haunted roads!
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What’s that scraping sound?? Probably just weird animal sex or a possessed mannequin.
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It’s been five years since we started talking about all things mysterious and weird! To celebrate, we visited two (allegedly) haunted locations in our mobile podcast studio. Keep your ears open for EVPs!
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Get ready for some abject buffoonery and creepy tales because we have an episode that might make you pee your pants and give you an existential crisis.
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Last week we told you about the mysterious death of Edgar Allan Poe. Now get cozy, because it’s time to hear all about his emo ghost and the places you may encounter it.
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Don’t be mad if your name is John Snodgrass- we just want to tell you about the mystery and the theories surrounding the death of America’s most emo creep.
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Grab your shawl and a bowl of crunch leaves because it’s spoooooky season, and we’re starting you off with the things that scare us the most: Your brain, and a classic ghost story.
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The turkey buzzards have spoken, so we’re bringing you back to October of 2020 when we covered Doomsday Damini’s most feared topic. . . the BEK. We’ll be back next week with a spooooooky episode to start October!
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Why, some of these here stories are as old as the wheel! You’ll probably recognize these classic spooky tales, and you’ll definitely want to add “diligent collector of omens” to your resume after listening.
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Contrary to popular belief, you absolutely cannot surprise a cow BUT the McEyeball is back for a limited time! Have you ever heard any of these weird urban legends?
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Get ready to convert to a space cult as we take you down the cosmic rabbit holes of the Aetherius Society and the Universe People.
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This week we’ve opened up a few archeological rabbit holes for you- you’re welcome!
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Would you know a REAL moon rock if you saw it? Would you dive to the bottom of a trash heap to retrieve one? Do you want a vaguely sexual mental image of Richard Nixon stuck in your head? This week’s episode somehow addresses all of these questions and more!
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One day we’ll just be twippling through space, so don’t be too worried about the buck-wild internet and gravitational waves.
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Spin the wheel of urine and move that dung ball a little faster! These methods of divination have. . . all the answers???
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What's that scratching in the walls? Maybe it's a mongoose, a vengeful chicken, or a talented ventriloquist.
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Spin your dream body around and rub your dream hands together because it’s time to lucid dream!
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We’re reeling and rolling and hurtling through space as we discuss the possibility of astral projection, complete with a helpful how-to guide!
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A correction, an orca update, and y’all’s weird and mysterious emails!
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Ahhh dreamy, puffy white clouds floating through the sky. There couldn’t be anything nefarious or sinister about those right? Right??? Strap in for everything you never wanted to know about Tempestarii and the Chemtrail Conspiracy.
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Warning! These creatures of Hungarian lore are quite horny, and may slowly drain your vitality.
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It’s time for more swamp cryptids! Do you agree that two is cute, one is spooky, and five is scary? Let us know.
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This week one of your beloved hosts is recovering from a lil illness you may have heard of, so we wanted to give you a peek inside the unhinged world of our Patreon! Please enjoy us talking about weird animal poop and a strange butt scandal- and if you want more go to Patreon.com/noneofthisisreal
We’ll be back next week with new episodes, but in the meantime believe all over yourself!
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This week one of your beloved hosts is recovering from a lil illness you may have heard of, so we hope you enjoy this replay of one of our grossest episodes. Don’t worry, we promise not to try any of these “remedies” or “treatments" on Sarah Sinkhole!
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Once you blanket you can’t unblanket. But you CAN enjoy these weird blurbs, listener emails, and a retelling of the time Damini saw a ghost.
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Get ready to enter one of the spookiest forests in the world, and strap in for everything from UFO’s to deep conspiracy theories as Sarah regales us with tales of the Hoia Baciu Forest in Romania.
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Damini couldn’t stop finding out creepy things about the town of Eureka Springs, so put on your top-hat and join us in the morgue for an episode packed with paranormal activity!
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The incredible survival story of Jeanna Giese who beat rabies, and the story of the luckiest unlucky man in the world.
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Do grasshoppers have knees? Are there small beings in the forest creating havoc? Should we be WAY afraid of beavers?
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Get ready to be a little UNCOMFY because these vaginas talk back and have teeth.
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You didn’t think we were finished talking about CORNWALL did you???!
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You may be too spooked to go catfish hunting or exploring in the forest after this episode, but you’ll have the beginning of a great musical and some sweet bird sounds.
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A new Macaulay Culkin conspiracy, and a recent glitch in the matrix.
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Did anyone else fall for the “lights out” hoax? Are chain letters a plot by big post office? What really happened to Patty Buckles??
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This year we got ourselves some psychic readings for our birthdays and we may be left with more questions than answers.
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Can you witness the ghost of someone witnessing a ghost? How do ghosts drink champagne?? Who would win in a fight between Santa and a ghost??? These spirits and their love triangles have left us with so many questions.
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Watch out for dog men and cursed werewolves in the swamp, and definitely don’t let Lady Long Fingies getcha!
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Beware of caves and bogs, for there may be a boss ass bog babe lying in wait.
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In our first Random Weirdness of 2023 we have a little appetizer story followed by some terrifying wildlife and a miracle of science and nature.
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Did Stephen King kill John Lennon?? Is Chuck Tingle actually Chris Pine? Don’t get lured into the karaoke van- it’s troubling in there. But DO read some niche erotica and believe on yourself!
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Grab a pickle! Put on a wig! Be un-groomable in this new year! But DO NOT drink the herbal word tea. We’re starting our ungrooming process by punching a corpse, hbu?
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Cozy up by the fire and listen to these mostly disturbing but sometimes cute tales of Pere Fouettard, Namahage, Ded Moroz, and Snegurochka.
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TFW you find a thing inside of another living thing and you use it to cure a thing but then you realize it was a completely different thing.
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An update on the 32nd Ig Nobel Awards, and a Loch Ness roller coaster.
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Ritualistic instruments, haunted violins, and other fascinating and spooky musical mysteries.
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We have more questions and theories than answers this week with the mysterious disappearance of Linda Arteaga.
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An old-timey cartoon person in a sleeping cap tells us the mystifying tale of Steven Kubacki’s disappearance and reappearance.
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A collection of listener stories that had us spooked! Send in your weird, mysterious, and spooky emails at noneofthisisrealpodcast@gmail.com
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Two spooky figures you do NOT want to encounter on your travels, a little misogyny, and way too many entrails.
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This episode is full of fearsome forest folklore. And alliteration.
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Get ready for a spooky breakfast because we’re talking about the Sausage Ghost of New Orleans, plus the Egg Ghost and other faceless entities.
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More spooky internet lore! A moral panic-inducing challenge and a horrifying creepypasta might leave you feeling creeped out and maybe grossed out.
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Genealogy and hot gas have us unnerved- listen to a disturbing sound with us and enjoy the ride!
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Perhaps the most believable theory we’ve covered, and this time we hope it’s true: that Tupac Shakur is alive and well somewhere, and possibly still making music.
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Excuse us while we hunch over a notebook only illuminated by headlamps, listening to Beatles records backwards, and try to figure out if Paul McCartney is alive or dead.
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Hold on to the misty robes of your night mother! These two dark goddesses could require a human sacrifice.
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Beatrix Potter, mycology, ant habits, and a wild facebook group- this one is packed with random & weird tidbits y’all.
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Would you play any of these paranormal games? Believe it or not there’s one Damini would play that Sarah said NOPE to.
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House spirit anyone? Some love cloaks and some insist on going naked, either way don’t anger them or they’ll unionize.
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Should you drink your pee?? Check out the wild instagram accounts that say yes, and the facts that say absolutely not.
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Some good news, a spooky Alexa, high praise, and a kitchen ghost. Send your weird stories to noneofthisisrealpodcast@gmail.com so we can read them back to you!
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It’s hot listicle summer so get ready for one of Sarah Sinkhole’s famous listicles followed by a deep dive into the Georgia Guidestones.
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We’re baaaack! And we couldn’t wait to talk about stories of feral folk and the legends of mer folk.
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We’re regrouping and refreshing, and getting even more weird and mysterious. We’ll see you in 2-3 weeks with some new absurd episodes. In the meantime check out our exclusive content at patreon.com/noneofthisisreal and follow us on social media for updates!
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Some mind-bending quantum thoughts that have us coming unmoored from time, and a reminder that your brain is plastic!
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So many cults have a Cackalacky Connection™ and by the end of this episode Sarah’s definitely talking Damini out of joining one. Help!
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A weird meditation phenomena and a demon on the loose!
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Two enormous works of art, plus some mysteries and a classic Doomsday Damini theory.
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You never know where you’ll see a strange face, or a religious figure! Check out these stories of pareidolia, and one wild case of floor faces.
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We’re taking a break to work on some Patreon goodness! Check out our exclusive content at Patreon.com/noneofthisisreal
Join us on Trap Street, or in a HUGE tunnel- listener’s choice!
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Think you're any safer on a lake than in the ocean? THINK AGAIN!
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Watch out for one-way wormholes, rogue waves, and maybe aliens in the North Atlantic!
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Happy Spring! Here's some mythology and lore that's kinda lovely and kinda wild. Enjoy!
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Happy St. Patrick's Day! We're celebrating by talking about the lore and legends behind two very mysterious stones.
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We’re sinking in a glorious science hole of colors and chromosomes, plus we might cry a little!
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Happy Birthday to US! For our 40th birthday episode we’re celebrating with the silliest reviews we could find about psychics, haunted places, strange objects, retreats and more.
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Happy 2/22/22! It’s a powerful day to listen to your two weird podcast friends talk about numbers!
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Part two of our poltergeist double header covers another case that inspired a movie, and some fresh science turds.
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The 1982 movie Poltergeist was based on a real case- Popper the Poltergeist and the Herrmann Family. Was this intense, month long event a noisy spirit, psychokinesis, or something else?
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Please enjoy this grim history and some spooky tales about the Paris Catacombs.
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Last week we talked about the Hollow Earth, what about the Hollow Moon? Sarah Sinkhole talks us through all the ideas, both scientific and. . . otherwise.
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Is the Earth Hollow? If so, what’s in there?? The ideas range from thought experiment to problematic.
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The 2022 fly joins us as we welcome arachnophobes to conquer their fears, and talk about the best way to dry hump Draco Malfoy.
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You know what we all need right about now? A good Mass Psychogenic Illness.
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After this episode you’ll be beating Santa with sticks and asking for a Catalonian Christmas.
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The heartwarming story of an artist, and a capitalist listicle!
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Part two of our foray into cultish behavior is here! Look out for the red flags and believe on yourself.
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Ever since a listener wrote us about this cult, we’ve been a bit disturbed. On this episode Sarah talks about the life and death of Amy Carlson AKA Mother God and her cult Love Has Won.
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Wrap your head around THIS: you could be a manifestation of someone else’s accidental thoughtform.
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Part 2 of our Haunted House tales takes us all the way to England for a grab bag of paranormal activity. . . or was it all a hoax?
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Updates, semi-corrections, and some spooooky listener emails.
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Would you spend the night in America’s most haunted home?? Guess which one of us would and who wouldn’t. . .
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Shadowy figures in the night. . . on the ceiling. . . in a rock. . . in Damini’s dogs?? No matter where you see shadows, there’s definitely a lot of hoovery going on.
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It’s undead parkour all over the world! Pack your bags for a spooky trip around the globe, and don’t forget your burial shroud.
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We’re baaaaaack! With two urban legends that might be connected by. . . textiles? You’ll see.
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The episode that creeped Damini out the most. . . Sarah's retelling of the Anansi Goatman story.
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Remember when Damini got truly terrified of the internet and Sarah was dressed as the essence of Dolly Parton? Enjoy those memories, along with our best Halloween costume idea that we forgot about.
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It's Damini's most feared topic- the one you're not supposed to talk about lest they appear at your door! Plus Sarah's dressed as a creepy urban legend.
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Remember this gory, creepy episode from early 2020? We served up some mental pictures that really stick with you- you’re welcome!
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A listener theory, more info about Friday the 13th, and an unlikely “affair.”
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Menstrual myths, taboos, and rituals plus the history and repercussions of “hysteria.”
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A found footage listicle that'll make you go hmmm, and ewwww, and wtf, plus a very creepy found footage story.
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Are some days just destined to be unlucky? Friday the 13th and Tycho Brahe Days are some of the most notorious, but you can decide for yourself whether or not you need to fear them.
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Are Thoughtography and Aura photography art- or more than that?
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Cicada madness and woke animals have us wishing we could watch all of Aristotle’s TikToks.
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The Tunguska Event and the Patomskiy Crater: Siberian mysteries we may never have the answers for.
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This is a sample of our exclusive Patreon content. Every month we take an online quiz and have fun with it while critiquing it. It's a bit like you're hanging out with us on a Saturday morning, since there's more of our weirdness that would normally be edited out of a regular episode. Enjoy! And if you want to hear more find us at Patreon.com/noneofthisisreal
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We’re fighting woozles, striking weasel words from our language, and doing away with practical episode titles.
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We’re back from our summer break with a pandemic phenomena and some words you’ll want to add to your vocabulary!
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A sneak peak at one of our super-relatable rants! For more exclusive content join us at patreon.com/noneofthisisreal
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This episode will make you wish you were in Cornwall in the summer of 1976 where cryptids roamed free, nude witches danced on the beach, and cows could teleport.
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People and creatures with backwards feet could be out there according to folklore, legends, and a couple of ancient dudes who smoked the same reefer.
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We’re sharing a couple of homemade conspiracy theories, your emails, and some cult-y updates.
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Ravens inspire a lot of creepy lore, myths, and even humanoid creatures- but is any of it real??
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Looking for a gateway to hell? Look no further!
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Get ready for some cataclysmic conspiracies, space facts and oort clouds.
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A gross creature you didn’t know existed, and a strange animal rescue.
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Ask you doctor before trying any of these old remedies or believing any of these debunked theories!
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This week we dive into the art and writings of Austin Osman Spare, and the magical philosophy that followed in his footsteps.
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Nothing too serious, but definitely cathartic. Patreon subscribers can send in their rants, too and we'll discuss!
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A sample of our exclusive Patreon content available at patreon.com/noneofthisisreal
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Last random weirdness before a whole month of spooky stuff! This time we’re clearing up more misconceptions and presenting a new theory.
Theme song written & performed by Miquela De León & Gil Davis.
Hindsight humor riff by Bob Alspaugh.