Top Four: Recent Episodes
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Our favorite spooky music for Halloween, plus new edible contenders for some of our previous rankings!
Celebrate the last weekend of the summer with the best rods of meat and plants we could find.
We intended to rank the worst flavors of marshmallow Peeps for Easterโฆ but we were in for a surprise.
The most overplayed, overused songs from the 1800s to today that we never need to hear again, but we know we will.
Our favorite sweet spreadables.
Join your favorite "seltziers" (or "crunchographers"?) as we discover amazing culinary pairings between Hal's seltzer flavors and Hal's potato chips.
The best flavors to grab on a hot summer day as you push past the children to get to the front of the line.
After months of delicious research, we've ranked our favorite extrusions of dried semolina. We tried every shape we could find โย yes, even that one.
Nobody should have 30 flavors of Pop Tarts. But having found ourselves in that situation, we did what any podcasters would do: taste-test all 30 flavors and rank our favorites.
In a special crossover episode with Somehow I Manage, we're joined by Merri and Stephen Hackett to rank our favorite Christmas episodes of The Office.
If you were scoring a '90s scene in a movie or TV show, what song would you choose to instantly transport people back to that time?
Our favorite card games playable with a standard deck โ or at least by ruining the top half of one.
We somehow made a podcast out of sniffing 55 scented pencils.
Our favorite face-mask types, attributes, materials, and brands for varying circumstances.
Celebrating this year's Cinco de Mayo that also falls on Taco Tuesday, we rank our favorite taco toppings.
The Arment family's favorite enemies, animals, and other bizarre creatures in Minecraft.
The best (or worst?) phrases printed on Valentine's Day candy hearts.
Our favorite cookies from these classic blue tins before they're reused to hold buttons and sewing kits.
Our favorite types of cheese, taste-tested live for your enjoyment โย or at least ours.
We taste-tested 14 instant coffees, from mouth parties to tire fires, to discover if there's anything redeemable about this much-maligned beverage.
Lauren and Jason Snell join us to taste-test and rank all 24 flavors of LaCroix seltzer.
Our favorite band names, regardless of the quality of the bands, or whether we've even heard of them before.
The culmination of months of research: our favorite heist movies, and why so many movies don't qualify.
To celebrate Valentine's Day, we rank our favorite TV couples. (Contains spoilers for popular '90sโ'00s TV series.)
We taste and rank 12 different "milk" beverages of various animal, plant, and scientific origins.
Our favorite school supplies from our youth.
What qualifies as a beach movie, and our favorite picks from a summer of heavy research.
There are more flavors of Pringles potato chips than we ever imagined, so naturally, we had to taste and rank as many as we could get our hands on.
Our favorite types of merchandise for podcasts, video games, artists, and other things we're fans of.
Our favorite pies!
Our top eligible singles of Pelican Town, with special guests Alex Cox and Myke Hurley.
Our favorite songs about, from, reminiscent of, mentioning, or vaguely related to summer.
Steffanie and Joel Housman join us to rank our favorite dog breeds. (But they're all good dogs!)
Our favorite side dishes in typical American Thanksgiving dinnersโฆ and every meal in the following few days.
The best homework you've ever gotten from a podcast: Buy these jelly beans before next week's episode!
Special guests Paul Kafasis and Myke Hurley join Tiff and Marco at Cereal From A Van, a Portland food "truck", to rank everyone's top four breakfast cereals. Recorded live at XOXO 2016.
Favorites from the NES, Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo, and Nintendo 64, with apologies to the Sega Master System, Sega CD, 32X, Saturn, and PlayStation.
Tiff and Marco go undercover into Starbucks once more, this time to find their favorite cold drinks.
Erin and Casey Liss join Tiff and Marco to rank their favorite Top Gear challenges and specials.
Tiff and Marco rank their favorite pizza toppings, interview a pizza expert, and taste-test the new topping sensation that's sweeping across Relay FM.
Tina and John Siracusa join Tiff and Marco to rank their favorite Star Wars movies. Even the prequels.
Tiff and Marco go undercover into Starbucks to find their favorite hot drinks.
Myke and Adina join Tiff and Marco for most of them to discuss their favorite Christmas songs.
Tiff and Marco discuss their most and least favorite candies typically received by American children on Halloween.
Tiff and Marco discuss their top four favorite board games.
Marco and Tiff, both big Weezer fans from way back, rank the four worst Weezer radio-single releases.