Electric HONK: Recent Episodes
Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena
A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs and the big sporting events of the week...and some beverage tasting!
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
Woeful Wonky Christmas Tree in Bramhall
Napoleon Film – Review
Leave The World Behind
Beardfishing – Fishing for Beards?
TOP SHELF – “Baileys Tiramisu Cocktail”
Michelle Mone – PPE Scandal Disgrace
How Many Owls is TOO Many?
GOOSE NEWS – “Ramsbottom Geese Xing”
Woke News - World Croquet Title / Mrs France
Universal Studios – Bedford Edition
AI Trend – Make it Less? (Spurs Win Nothing)
The Annual Christmas Ad Review
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John Lewis
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Waitrose
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Doc Morris
Salmon’s Parenting Tips (Don't have kids!)
THE HEADLINER – “Man uncovered as the infamous ‘Somerset Gimp’ has been found guilty despite insisting ‘I am not a gimp’ ”
PORK SCRATCHINGS – “British Government Poisoned it’s Own People”
Penis Sock Gift Wins Secret Santa Pants Down
Sadie Merrien Makes Breakfast. Doesn’t Win SPOTY.
Man United Spiral of Death (again!)
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
Tops off for the YanTans
Salmon’s Gets Wood
EasyJet Lisps & Disney
Massive Orca Brains and The Real Squid Games
The Five Regrets of the Dying
National French Toast Day - Days of the Year
TOP SHELF – “Captain Morgan’s Tiki”
The History of Hangovers
Sam Altman – OpenAI Hokey Cokey
Make it more AI trend – Make the Goose Sillier!
Garrett Scott - AI Goose Tweet “For every 10 likes this gets, I will ask ChatGPT to make this goose a little sillier.”
GOOSE NEWS – “AI Goose Facial Recognition”
Net migration at 745,000 UK
THE HEADLINER – “OAP Sells Scrumpy Cider to passers by .... but it's Really his Piss”
PORK SCRATCHINGS – Region Beta Paradox
Napoleon Released in Cinemas
Man City – Player Scouting Presentations
The Nine Most Painful Ways to Die
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
The French Revolution Turns Sour – Riots in France
Salmon’s Kitten Hides Dead Bodies of Fallen Birds
Indonesian Monkey Torture Ring Uncovered by BBC
Black Mirror New Season
TOP SHELF – Leche De Cabra
Two Million Now but Never Caca in a Toilet Again?
Twitter Rate Limits Infuriate Twitter Users
Threads from Meta Booms
Zuck vs Musk in Colosseum a Reality?
GOOSE NEWS – “Dmitri Cherniak’s – ‘The Goose’ NFT Sells at Sotheby’s Auction for $6.2m”
Captain Tom in Barbados
THE HEADLINER – “17 year old scolded for crying over transgender woman’s penis at YMCA”
Mildly Inconvenient Burglars
The Enhanced Games Gaining Track-tion
PORK SCRATCHINGS – P.I.E
Ashes Controversy Not in Spirit of the Game
Salmon’s Poncho Prank Payoff Doesn’t Play Out
Transfer Window– Mason Mount / Declan Rice / Dominik Szoboszlai / Gundogan
Gary Neville Joins Dragons Den
MSG Sphere is one Big Bollock
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
Comedy Fan Machine-Gun Farts in Trans Toilet
Civil Service Strikes – Success at 4.5%?
Salmon Eats Michelin Star Rice Pudding
Eric Cantona Launches Music Career
Carlisle United’s League 2 Play-Off Wembley Victory
LGBTQIA+ - Pride Month – What is Rainbow Washing?
TOP SHELF – Baileys Scrumptious Salted Caramel
Trans Ginger Crocodile 99.9% DNA with Itself
Boris vs Government – Whatsapp Messages Saga
GOOSE NEWS – Rarest Goose in the World Hatches Goslings at Gloucestershire Wildlife Centre
Mark Zuckerberg is top 1% for Murph Challenge
Apple Vision Pro is Actually Quite Good
Ducking Hell to be a Thing of the Past on iOS
AI Turns on its Operator Drone Attack
THE HEADLINER – “Woman wins UK Cheese Rolling Race despite Being Knocked Unconscious”
President Trump Making a Comeback
PORK SCRATCHINGS – Thumbs up for Gladiators & Ridley Scott
Saudi Golf Tournament Merger
Is Man City’s Treble Better than Man United’s?
Transfer round up - Messi to Inter Miami & Benzema off to Saudi
Will Man City Clinch the Treble?
More Money Gravitates Towards Salmon in Fantasy Football Coup
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
Rolf Harris and Tina Turner Kick the Bucket
Abaucin – AI Finds New Antibiotic
AI Fake Explosion at Pentagon (Not the White House!) Crashes S&P 500
Down Syndrome Barbie Dolls – Investment?
TOP SHELF – Hotel Chocolat Velvetised Vodka
Salmon Buys Blind Ambition from Drug Dealers
Amazon Poke Fun at Netflix Password Sharing Crackdown
NatCon – NatC Party and its links to American Politics
Brexit Right Wingers Rue Doubled Net Migration Figures
Ron vs Don - DeSantis Twitter Spaces Disaster
Boris Johnson Tory Party Cannibalisation
Bryan Johnson – Drains Son’s Blood Dry
MD’s Stand Up Comedy Journey Continues
GOOSE NEWS – Goose Emoji FINALLY Arrives to iOS and Android
Mizzy – Viral for House Prank Backfires
AskReddit – “What is the most disturbing fact about the human body”
THE HEADLINER – “Pouring Popping Candy Under my Foreskin was the Biggest Mistake of my Life”
PORK SCRATCHINGS – The Emerging Science of Nutrigenomics
Salmon Compares Carlisle vs Stockport Playoff to a Texan Cow Ranch
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
Bank Holiday’s are Different for Dads
MachineDaena Fails his Comedy Set
King Charles (Formally known as Prince) Coronation Recap
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Prince Annes feather hat blocking Harry’s face
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Crown on kings head didn’t fit
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Grim Reaper
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Arrests of the Republic demonstrators
Russian Kremlin Drone Attack
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Poland renaming Kaliningrad to Królewiec
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UK sending long range missiles
Quotes from the Trump Rape Case – ‘Bill E Jean’ Carroll
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“too ugly to go on living”
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“Grab them by the Pussy. You can do anything” and "Historically, that's true with stars."
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"you wouldn't be a choice of mine either, to be honest"
TOP SHELF – AU Pineapple Crush Vodka Gold Bottle
Two Beers and a Puppy Friend Test
Animal Testing Allowed in UK After Brexit Hokey Cokey
Local Election Results – Tories Tonked
UK’s Longest Parliamentary Bill is VERY LONG
GOOSE NEWS – How the Goose Express Saved a Life (AI Generated!)
THE HEADLINER – “Mum claims speed of aggressive Aldi Cashier left her crying and shaking”
Godfather of AI – Geoffrey Hinton Quits Google
PORK SCRATCHINGS – McDonalds Cocaine McSpoon
Will City Finally Win the Champions League?
Big Bowls Weekend – Salmon gets his (five sets of) BOWLS out!
MD and Salmon Train for the Egremont Crab Fair
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
Last of Us Coffee – Cordyceps Fungus Zombie Infection?
MachineDaena Locks in his Landlord
Salmons Thai Brides & battered Crabs
TikTok Algorithm PowerPoint Training Programme!
TOP SHELF – Bumbu West Indies Rum
We missed a LOT since the last podcast…
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Alien sightings
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Linekar suspended from BBC
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French revolution – pensions age
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SVB went bust
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1 year on – war Feb 24th
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Scottish First Minister resign
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Jeremy Corbyn banned from Labour
Leaked US defence docs
UK Phone Alerts Deliver Latest ELECTRIC HONK PODCAST!
Nukes in Minsk
Just Stop Oil – Ginger Gender Reveal
Jim Pharts Radial Phil, Jay Pegg & Wakeem Baqir
Elon Musks Rocket Launch ‘failure’?
BBC Elon Interview Proves BBC Bias?
GOOSE NEWS – Woman Nabs Rare Goose, Stuffs it in Onion Bag and Drives Off
THE HEADLINER – “Zoo break-in pair sentenced after giraffe harassed”
AI and Chat GPT-4 Taking Over
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Photography award – AI generated “cheeky monkey”
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Schumacher AI interview A Die Aktuel “Das erste interview!”
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AI Pays Human to complete CAPCHA Test
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Will AI Destroy All Humans?
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Stockport Gallery Uses AI & Classic Art for Bike Exhibition
PORK SCRATCHINGS – Albert Gunter’s Double Decker Bus Heroics
Addicted to Peppa Pig and Punching Mr Tumbles
Is Will Still ….unbeaten?
Man City vs Arsenal– Who will win the league?
Can Oyster Card Affect over-60’s Election Result?
King Charles Coronation Gives UK Free Bank Holiday! (6th May)
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
Weird News Catch up - BBC Sex Noises & Hydraulic Urinal Death
Less Intense Movie Titles
MrBeast New Health Service - Cures 1000 People of Blindness
Salmon on Strike
Shell Profits Highest in 115 Year History at £32Bn
Top Shelf – Infusionist Sticky Toffee Pudding Review
Doomsday Clock 90 Seconds to Midnight (cut fully if you absolutely need to)
50 Shades of Halifax
Michelle Mone’s Yacht Renamed to Pandemic Profiteer
Boston and Skegness Constituency Do NOT Regret Brexit
Goose News – Goose Goose Duck Game Smashes Steam Player Records
The Headliner – “I blew off the butcher for his last pigs in blankets then my drunk hubby stuck them up his ***”
Wanted Earless Guy goes Viral on Liverpool Echo (minor trims if you can)
Salmons Latest Business Ideas
Pork Scratchings – Universe 25
Beyonce Fever
Mason Greenwood – Cleared of Allegations
Transfer window Slams Shut for Jan 2023
Is Will Still?
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
The Machine Gets Lean for Ween
Speeding Fine Equality in Finland
HillHillHill Hill – The origins of Torpenhow Hill
Lucid Dreaming Caution – CUT OUT MD’s bit about being young and experiencing this
TOP SHELF – Hambledon Wine - English Champagne
Health, Money, Relationship and ha-penis tips for 2023!
Andrew Tate Arrested after Greta Twitter Drama
Greggs Man is Wanted by Lancs Police
GOOSE NEWS – Gretal the Goose dies of a broken heart
The Headliner – “Man called Graeme calls for more baby Graemes to stop the extinction of Graeme”
CES 2023: Sony Disabled Controller Doesn’t Help Paraplegics
Rishi Sunak’s Maths Until 18 Plan
NHS Wait Times are Horrendous
Starmer Takes Back Control!
PORK SCRATCHINGS – The Salmon of Knowledge
Putin Wants a Ceasefire for Christmas
Social Media Passports Tested in Australia
Salmon Doesn’t Need to Impress ANYONE - A Smaller Penis Story!
Ronaldo Rich in Al Nassr & Gakpo to Liverpool
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
- Salmon’s attempt at ChatGPT is Sh*t
- Argie Bargie in World Cup final as Messi celebrates in Qatar
- Prison Swap – USA and Russia edition? (could probably be heavily trimmed)
- TOP SHELF – Batch and Bottle - Monkey Shoulder - Lazy Old Fashioned
- UK braced for NHS, Rail and Royal Mail strikes (possibly can be heavily trimmed)
- Braverman’s Cruise Ship Solution Sinks
- Clarkson’s Clanger – Meghan Sun Article Apology
- GOOSE NEWS – Blind, Bisexual and Polyamorous Goose Involved in Love Triangle Dies
- GOOSE NEWS EXTRA – XMAS EDITION – Six Geese-a-Layin’
- THE HEADLINER
- “Hipster gets mad about his photo being used for an article about all hipsters looking the same, turns out it’s a different person!”
- “Bummed for burgling”
- “World’s dirtiest man, 94, dies months after first wash”
- PORK SCRATCHINGS – Chris Nolan hate’s CGI
- Salmon’s Floaters and Uranus
- More Twitter Drama from Musk
- Nuclear Fusion Success Feels like a
- Boxing Day Football is BACK!
- Real Madrid’s New 16 Year Old £72m Signing Endrick
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
MD Hates Christmas Small Talk on the Airwaves
ChatGPT Launches to Millions of Mesmorized AI Fans
End of Year Survey Highlights Shock Salmon
Word of the Year
Most Googled Word
Europe’s Heaviest Drinkers
UK’s Happiest Place
How to FAIL an Interview in 30 Seconds!
TOP SHELF – Stone’s Ginger Wine
Goncalo Ramos vs Ronaldo
Labour scrapping House of Lords
Baroness Michelle Mone in Hot Water
GOOSE NEWS – Goose Steppin’ all the way to London
THE HEADLINER: “British public wrong about nearly everything, survey shows”
PORK SCRATCHINGS – Did Margaret Thatcher invent Mr Whippy?
25 German Right Wing Maniacs arrested in Government Coup
Jude Bellingham vs Kylian Mbappe (Mbappalaps!)
Holland & Dittmer Plot England’s World Cup French Revolution
Harry and Meghan Docuseries Due to Land on Netflix
Lady Hussey Racism Transcript
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Strep A “save one life” (at least)
RMT Rail Strikes on 24th to 27th December on 8% offer
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
This week we cover:
- Football Clichés Gone Wrong
- World Cup 2022 – Qatar Drama Building
- Gianni Infantino is Gay and Disabled at Qatar
- England’s Lions didn’t ROAR for LGBTQ+
- Germany protests FIFA with Hands on Mouth
- Iran Football Team Silence on Government Human Rights Intolerance
- Qatar World Cup Maths Doesn’t Add up
- Stadium Attendances Suspiciously High
- Fergie Time and More in Qatar
- TOP SHELF – Salmon’s Glaswegian Panther Milk
- Average Man National Olympics Lottery
- Suella Braverman Safe Passage Policy Malfunction
- Brexit Fail on 504,000 Record Net Migration for UK
- Ronaldo and Man United’s Messi divorce
- Jim Ratcliffe’s Slick Union Win
- GOOSE NEWS – London Underground Level 5 Goose Warning
- HEADLINER
“Shoplifting gran had bag of babybels, a star bar, and two sausage rolls up her m*nge”
- PORK SCRATCHINGS –The Franz Reichelt History Meme – Paris Parachute Legend
- Can Brits Pass “Life in the UK” Citizenship Test?
- Football’s Coming Home for Christmas
- Festive Wokeness at Christmas
- Kaleidoscope – Create your own Netflix Series?
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
Here's what we cover this week:
Queen is dead. Long live the King.
Salmon Rides with Clive from Hythe
Crypto Bottoms Out in 2022 with FTX Crypto Crash
Check Mate to Anal Beads
TOP SHELF – Parma Violet Gin Liqueur
Cost of living crisis - Electric Honk on Tour with Candles in a Town Near You…
Musk Twitter Freedom of Speech Backfires with Paid Blue Check Fail
Silicon Valley says Sayonara to Thousands of Staff
UK to Down Tools in Mass Civil Strike
Lord Wolfson’s Next Brexit Regret
Russia Pulls Out Early
GOOSE NEWS – The Oldest Trick in the Book
HEADLINER
- “I bonked 500 women by saying I’m Mick Hucknall”
- “Zoo separates five parrots after they were caught encouraging each other to swear at guests”
- “Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry whilst shouting “I’m JACK SPARROW” “
PORK SCRATCHINGS - Salvador Allende and How to Read Donald Duck
Qatar World Cup – Salmon Tears up his Morals
Campaign for BOOTING IT Out from the Back
Best and Worst Supermarket Christmas Adverts of 2022
Ryan Giggs is a Wordsmith – Poetry to Ex-Girlfriend
Matt Hancock Anecdote – make this second to last, and end on Ryan Giggs if poss
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
Here's what we cover this week:
- MachineDaena new arrival – Eevie
- Salmon cycles to France
- Andy Robinson’s sponsorship with Wimbledon ends
- Rolls Royce £2,000 bonus is a win for capitalism
- Halifax pronouns badges – They/Them
- TOP SHELF – Glenfiddich Grand Reserve 21 single malt
- Headliner – Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett
- Just Stop Oil spoils F1 at Silverstone
- Zhou Guanyu life saved by F1 Halo system
- Starmer & Raymer cleared of Covid police probe
- Boris Johnson resigns – Going, Going, Gone?
- New Tory leadership content – predictions
- GOOSE NEWS – Lake District Horror Show
- PORK SCRATCHINGS – Roland the Farter
- Ronaldo’s next club?
- UK heat wave due this week
World’s longest walk from one destination to another
Funny Hobby / Business Names
Boris Johnson Vote of Confidence
Gary Neville Becomes Labour Member
TOP SHELF – Langs Banana Jamaican Rum
HEADLINER – Putin’s Pootrid Suitcase
Bitcoin Takes a Dump Below $20k
USA Gun Laws to Change?
Blake Lemoine’s Sentient AI Bot at Google
Monkey Pox Renamed by WHOke Lefties
Sports Washing – Saudi Laundromat
Rwanda Flight Stopped by ECHR, for Now
GOOSE NEWS – 13 Geese of Saint Eulalia
PORK SCRATCHINGS – These Bees Look Fishy!
Pogmentary – Pogba Amazon Documentary Released!
UK to Host Eurovision in 2023?
Football Transfer Window - Haaland, Mane and Nunez
Public Service Announcement – Train Strike on 21st, 23rd and 25th June
Platty Jubes – UK celebrates 70 years of the Queen Labour’s 4-day Bank Holiday Increase
UK Airport Travel Woes – Cancelled Flights!
Germans Say NEIN to High Train Fares
Tories U Turn on Windfall Tax as Predicted by Starmer
No Queen at St Pauls Cathedral
Prince Andrew Has Covid – Sus?
Ricky Gervais – Super Woke, Super Nature Stand up
Pop Song Lyrics are Heavy Lately!
TOP SHELF – The Three Bell Ends Gin
The Headliner – Why I’ve Got Some Sticky Near my Dicky
Johnny Depp Wins Defamation Trial
Liverpool Squander Quadruple Chance
DALL-E-2 AI Pictures
Clearview Image Harvesting
Stranger Things 4 – Viral Kate Bush
Whitby Abbey Fang-tastic World Record
GOOSE NEWS – Breast Feeding Mother Rescues Goose from Eagle
PORK SCRATCHINGS – British Premonitions Bureau
Black Mirror – New Season
Liam Gallagher at Knebworth 2022
Football Season Over – Transfer Gossip
Abromovich Finally Sells Chelsea
Pogba Leaves United Holding 6th in Premier League
54 Letters of No Confidence in Boris?
Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you over the weekend in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
Here's what we cover this week:
Salmon’s Post Covid Poo at Work
3 Lions Click Bait
1000 Farts in a Working Man’s Club
£184m Lotto Winner Walks his Dog
TOP SHELF – Maraschino Liqueur & Cherries
THE HEADLINER – Vicar Hospitalised with a Potato up His Bum
Musk Trolls Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal
Amber Heard a Honk
Wagatha Christie – Vardy vs Rooney
McPutin Nuggets
Energy Company Windfall Fallout
Boris’s Bus pass for 77-year Old Energy Saver
GOOSE NEWS – Chinese Guard Geese
PORK SCRATCHINGS – Man Survives Two Nuclear Bombs
Liverpool Complete the Quadruple?
United Fans Blame Stadium for Poor Performance
Female Refs at the World Cup?
Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you into the weekend in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!
Here's what we cover this week:
- R V Daena
- King Salmon
- Microplastics
- Human Anus
- Fat people voting
- Neuroscience – dying brain activity
- TOP SHELF – United For Ukraine (brewdog)
- Headliner – Boy shits in a kettle
- Boris / Sunak – fines
- Heating Crisis
- Rwanda
- Just Stop Oil
- Reddit r/place – Geese with lightsabers
- Musk buys Twitter
- Nottingham Goose Fair
- GOOSE NEWS – Goose Man
- Pork Scratchings – Nuclear Waste
- Upcoming
- World Cup Draw
- Tyson Fury vs Dillian Whyte
- Best Footballing Rivalries - Liverpool vs City
- Liverpool win the Quad ?
Salmons Guide to Happiness
UK Gets Battered by Storms
TOP SHELF – Goose Island Beer called Derek!
THE HEADLINER – Reality Star who Received Death Threats for Selling £38,000 worth of Fart Jars Reveals Next Career Move”
Prince Andrews Goose is Cooked
Kurt Zouma - Don’t F*ck with Cats
French Knight Life – The History and Origins of the Salute!
Metaverse Superbowl Fail – Foofighters Fail to Flatter Facebook
Nick Clegg Promoted at Meta to Same Level as Zuckerberg
Facebook Shares Nosedive –Active Users Decline
Risk 2022 Edition: Ukraine
Goose News – Wild Goose Chase in Salford
Pork Scratchings – Victor Noir’s Grave a Fertility Symbol?
Covid Rules Dwindling in the UK?
Harry Maguire Should Go to Prison
New Found Respect for Wayne Rooney?
Kell Brook vs Amir Khan – Exhibition Fight?
Downing Street Parties Fall Out MP Christian Wakefield Labours the Tories Hazel Grove MP Scandal
Top Shelf – Dark Matter!
The Headliner – Bulgarian Red Wine!
Elon Musk’s Chaotic Orbit!
Czeck Singer Dies Following Deliberate COVID 19 Contraction
Substack – Paid to be the Devil’s Advocate on Big News?
Meatloaf is Brown Bread Inspires Salmons Work Colleague
Is Steven Gerrard Shaping up to be a Quality Manager?
Martial to Sevilla – Right move?
Chancel Mbemba - Footballer Defies the Aging Process!
Goose News – Derek Statue!
Pork Scratchings – Lily the Pink
WWIII inbound – Putin Invading Ukraine!
Salmon Describes taking the Podcast on Tour in a blackout!
Dorset Knob Throwing Competition – cancelled!
John Bercow – His Magic Wand Ends Child Poverty?
Salmon breaks his phone, and MachineDaena swalled a ringpull when he was six! Alan Gosling gets birdflu in the UK – Nominative Determinism The origins of Disaronno
Salmon and MachineDaena discuss the comedy wild west of 90s TV!
Babys acting like a scene from Kong vs Godzilla
Top Shelf – Marks & Spencer My G&TEA
The Headliner – Percy Long Prong’s Business Card!
Fall out for the Prime Minister’s Parties
Sue Gray’s Tory Party Inquiry – Bojo resigned?
Pork Scratchings - The Colston Four
Prince Andrew in court over Virginia Giuffre Epstein link
Marks and Spencer change Midget Gems to Mini Gems?
Newcastle first signings are underwhelming
Gerrard off to a great start with Coutinho Signing at Villa
Goose News – Barnacle Geese
Pork Scratchings – Queen Anne of Great Britain
Andy Shares his Parenting Advice to soon to be dad MachineDaena
Top Shelf – Dutch Eggnog (Advocaat)
The Headliner - “Police search for motorized picnic table drivers seen travelling through Perths Scarborough Beach Area”
Is the Party over for the Tory Government?
F1 Controversy – Lewis Hamilton loses 2020-2021 F1 under dodgy circumstances to Max Verstappen!
Man sued for being asked to stop farting?
Credit card fraud results in £4m lotto winner
North Korea bans laughing for a week
Swastika theme park ride in Germany?
Michael Owen responds to Emma Raducanu SPOTY by posting about himself winning it
Could Santa be Gay?
Goose News – Black Egg Yolks from Goose in China?
TikTok got more web hits than Google in 2021!
Pork Scratchings - Nominative Determinism
Boxing day football and Covid 19
MachineDaena writes with his butt cheeks
Andy Salmon becomes a Walrus Detective
TOP SHELF – Brewdog Spiced Rum 500 cuts
The Headliner – Small dong march demands end to stigma around small penises
Tories Xmas Covid Party
Will UK Public ignore Covid rules because of Tories?
Man United’s new German Manager - Ralf Rangnick
Will Covid Omicron Variant Stop Football Again?
“Suicide Pods” – Are they a Suitable Alternative in Switzerland?
GOOSE NEWS – Airbus Takes Technology Inspiration from Geese!
PORK SCRATCHINGS – Shoebox Sized Satellites Changing the World!
The Ashes – England Cricket Team Off to Terrible Start
Mi6 Rename Tech Department to Q – Inspired by James Bond
Salmon and MachineDaena Debate Which is the Best Christmas Songs!
You Can Now Stay in the Home Alone House on AirBnB!
Gerrard’s First Game Against Liverpool for the Aston Villa Manager
Tommy Fury Cancels Jake Paul Fight Because of Broken Ribs
Pod #005 of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena - Podcast 'It's All Just Proper-Gander'!
De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as:
Streamlabs Corporate Scandal
Ikea CEO as Sweden Prime Minister Assembling his Cabinet…
The origins of Horsepower – James Watt
Discussing the news of Steven Gerrard to Villa as Head Coach
Michael Edwards Leave Liverpool – The Moneyball Guy!
Dylan John Thomas – Talents Scottish Singer
Top Shelf
The Headliner – Best man left bleeding after being hit in the head by a flying dildo
Elon Musk sells Tesla stock following Twitter poll, TSLA plummets
Biden selling weapons to Saudis
Joe Biden ignores tesla – says Ford EV revolutionaries
Barbados creates the first embassy in the Metaverse!
Should the Metaverse be Regulated?
Are vaccine mandates justified? (Austria & UK)
Terminally ill man arrested for mooning a speed camera in the UK
Terrorist Attack in Liverpool
Peng Shuai missing Chinese tennis star
Chinese supermarket culture – fish killed in front of you
Macron changing the French Flag – Should the UK do the same?
Goose News Capitoline Hill – How the Geese saved the Roman Empire!
Pork Scratchings – The horrors of McKamey Manor
Liverpool vs Arsenal – Liverpool’s injury woes?
Was Wayne Rooney under-rated?
Pod #004 of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena - Podcast 'EVER META-GOOSE'
De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as:
The Squidgame cryptocurrency rug pull scam
Weird Halloween Goth Fest
TOP SHELF - Tuaca – Brighton’s primary brandy shot drink!
The HEADLINER – “Police admit officer did mistake paddling
pool of goldfish, for sharks”
Facebook Rebranding to Meta
The future of governments and digital democracy
Decentralized Autonomous Government (DAG)
Nick Clegg and Mark Zuckerberg’s awkward privacy exchange
Should kids now be focusing on careers in tech, metaverse, crypto etc?
Mandy from Hollyoaks sacked because of Onlyfans
Rich people problems – Elon Musk’s billionaire's Dilemma!
Should governments work better together to solve humanitarian issues?
Smallpox terrorism & Germ Games – Are pandemics here to stay?
Public Health England being renamed to UK Health Security Agency
Predictions for 2072 – that does a digital future look like?
What should kids of today focus on career wise?
GOOSE NEWS – PIGs vs GEESE
Pork Scratchings – Decentralized Autonomous Organisation (DAO)
Collective wisdom Theory for politics
Is Salah the best player in the world?
Will Solskjær get sacked soon?
Pod 003 of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena #003 - Podcast NO TIME TO FLY A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs and the big sporting events of the week...and some beverage tasting!
De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as The GOOSE NEWS - an upside down goose showing off to his mates? Pork Scratchings - Coprophagia – the theory of consuming faeces!!
These podcasts are live on Twitch every second Thursday, and uploaded to YouTube and all good podcast platforms like Audible, Spotify, SoundCloud, Apple Music, iTunes etc.
In this episode, Andrew and Daena also cover: Top Shelf – Birds Gin that isn’t Gin! Getting lost in Egypt, Fury vs Wilder third fight result and a breakdown of James Bond 'No Time to Die' - theories and revelations!
Newcastle takeover update - Who will be the next Newcastle Manager? Could Steven Gerard be the next man in charge? Will Solskjær get sacked from Man United? Will Brendan Rodgers get the Man United or Newcastle Job?
Also discussing: The 1st ever Balloon World Cup, Squid Games exploding on Netflix, The Queen being ill – who will replace her? Charles or William? and finally the Facebook rebranding and Donald Trumps 'Truth' Social Media startup.
Episode 2 of Electric Honk - Hosted by Andrew Salmon & Machine Daena.
A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs and the big sporting events of the week...and some alcohol tasting!
This week:
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How YOU can fly in a v-formation with geese over the Alps
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The Saudi takeover of Newcastle United
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The 100yd old Nazi on trial
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What to the Pandora Papers reveal?
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The fascinating history of Emily Williamson and the RSPB
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Fury v Wilder 3
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Top Shelf Alcohol Tasting
The inaugural episode of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & Machine Daena.
A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs and the big sporting events of the week...and some alcohol tasting!
De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as the world of beer made from Goose Poo! or a Mechanical Chess Machine that beat Napoleon!
Please get in touch with us at honkelectric@gmail.com with any feedback, suggestions, questions etc and we'll do our best to respond!