Everything But The Scores With Danny Jolles: Recent Episodes
Everything But The Scores
Sports are the best thing on the planet. It's a TV show with characters that are actual humans who can be insane and inspiring. This is a show covering all the news in the sports world that doesn't take place on the field. Hosted by comedian and actor Danny Jolles (Colbert, George on Crazy Ex Girlfriend, other stuff) and featuring guests from all walks of life and sports knowledge. Even if you don't know anything about sports, you'll love this show. Give it a shot. It's everything but the scores!
This episode comes to you from my apartment but is posted from Cairo Egypt. But the sports world doesn't stop just because I have a trip. We talk about Aaron Rodgers going into a darkness retreat, a dog ruining a halftime show and more. Fun! Laugh! Subscribe! EGYPT!
Pour one out for the super bowl. Noah and I sit down to discuss all the things that happened including a dancer almost falling to their death. Also a tennis player with an epic meltdown and a discussion of all things conspiracy. Listen. Laugh. Share. SPORTS!
He's an emmy award winning director. He's directed seemingly hundreds of episodes of TV. But most importantly, he is a diehard Eagles fan. On the second part of our special about the Super Bowl, learn to love the Philadelphia Eagles. Kabir tells us about the coach that was doubted, an offensive line that loves to sing and a fan base that loves to boo. Plus the darkest joke in the history of the podcast. Listen! Laugh! Share!
The Super Bowl is two weeks away. On this special episode, we learn to love one of the teams with our friend and great comic, Kyle Ayers. Kyle takes us through why you should love the Kansas City Chiefs. Throught Patrick Mahomes' brother, them embarrassing the mayor of Cincinnati, and a superfan living a criminal life. LISTEN AND SOUND SMART AT YOUR SUPER BOWL PARTY! YOU'RE WELCOME!
It's just Noah and I but what a time we have. We talk about a kicker getting the yips, a bathroom situation being publically discussed and watch the trailer for a terrible baseball movie. Listen. Laugh. Share.
2023! We made it. The wife is back! Today we discuss two of the wildest sports stories of all time, as well as Damar Hamlin's terrifying heart injury. Listen. Laugh. Let's have a great year!
As we turn a new leaf, we say goodbye to this year with a wild week of sports news. And what better way to say goodbye to the year than some wild news. We talk Britney Griner, the crazy world cup and a teammate hitting another teammate in the face with a stick. Listen. Subscribe. HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR!
WE'RE BACK! It's time to discuss this world cup and where we're at. Joining me is sports enthusiast and incredible comedian Francsico Ramos. We talk about jokes gone too far, the world cup being wild, Michal Jordan's son dating Scottie Pippen's ex-wife and more. Listen! Laugh! Enjoy!
An absolute honor to be joined by our first ever Emmy award winner. Kat Burns doesnt know sports, but she knows dance and is the absolute best. We talk about the world cup one last time, a high school going straight to NFL coach and an Irish Dance controversy. GREAT EP!!! Share, comment, enjoy!
Oh man! The big news came out a day after the last episode so lets talk about it! Snyder is probably selling the Commanders, also the highs and lows of sports gambling and world cup is coming in hot! OH NO! Listen! Laugh! Share!
Jess returns and we update a ton of stories. Cheating scandals, Dan Snyder and even the stupid world cup. Listen, laugh and enjoy! LETS GOOOOO! Be a friend and tell a friend.
Jess returns and we update a ton of stories. Cheating scandals, Dan Snyder and even the stupid world cup. Listen, laugh and enjoy! LETS GOOOOO! Be a friend and tell a friend.
WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH! A wild episode featuring the incredible and actually present JC Currais (Conan, Babylon). Together we cover an absurd amount of cheating happening in sports, Tua Tagovailoa concussed and mascots continuing to be stupid. Watch. Listen. Enjoy.
Oh baby! A guest oversleeps so Noah and I are at it again. We get into the massive suspensions in the NBA, an old fashioned National Anthem standoff and the worst protestor of all time. Listen. Laugh. Share!
Oh baby! A guest oversleeps so Noah and I are at it again. We get into the massive suspensions in the NBA, an old fashioned National Anthem standoff and the worst protestor of all time. Listen. Laugh. Share!
Oh baby! Welcome back one story episodes! This episode is about one thing but it is RIVETING! The chess world is seemingly crumbling in on itself over a cheating allegation and Noah and I discuss it. Is Magnus right? Is Hans right? Are both trying to kill James Bond? Lets find out! Listen! Share! Enjoy!
Oh baby! Welcome back one story episodes! This episode is about one thing but it is RIVETING! The chess world is seemingly crumbling in on itself over a cheating allegation and Noah and I discuss it. Is Magnus right? Is Hans right? Are both trying to kill James Bond? Lets find out! Listen! Share! Enjoy!
Oh, labor you half holiday you. Due to the holiday, the OG crew is in the house as Noah and Jess join me to discuss two stories. A fan storming the field getting TAKEN OUT and a basketball player getting jumped. Also, a very rare episode where talk about some comedy stuff. Listen. Laugh. Share. ENJOY!
Oh, labor you half holiday you. Due to the holiday, the OG crew is in the house as Noah and Jess join me to discuss two stories. A fan storming the field getting TAKEN OUT and a basketball player getting jumped. Also, a very rare episode where talk about some comedy stuff. Listen. Laugh. Share. ENJOY!
Oh we back! After a week off and a solo ep, before that... Noah and I are back and our guest is a great comic and actor name Dave Merheje. We get into a rabbit on the field, mascots being out of control, Nick Krygios being sued for speaking up and the greatest comedy performance these darn eyes have ever seen. Listen! Share! Love!
Oh we back! After a week off and a solo ep, before that... Noah and I are back and our guest is a great comic and actor name Dave Merheje. We get into a rabbit on the field, mascots being out of control, Nick Krygios being sued for speaking up and the greatest comedy performance these darn eyes have ever seen. Listen! Share! Love!
Noah's out of town, but the faith doesn't die. All alone, I tell you two truly inspirational stories. The story of Josh Johnson And Wynton Bernard. Both are just crazy beautiful stories and then I tell you about my Uber driver in Canada and his inspirational story. THIS IS A REALLY SWEET EPISODE.
Chris Martin isn't in Coldplay but he is a hilarious comedian from the UK who we're lucky to have join Noah and I this week. We OBVIOUSLY get into the world cup, as well as talking about fans failing at catching foul balls, poorly placed massage therapy conferences, Tiger Woods turning down an insane offer and more. Listen. Laugh. LETS GO!
Sports are nowhere to be found, but that doesn't stop us from trying our hardest to have fun! Noah and I are joined this week by Chase Bernstein (Lilly Singh, Bill Burr's Ringers) and we dive into her newfound love of the NBA. We also talk about the drama of a Congressional Baseball game, insane contracts in sports, Nikola Jokic being massive and IN REAL TIME REACTING TO THE DESHAUN WATSON RULING! Great ep! Listen. Laugh. Love.
Kyle Ayers joins us on the toughest episode of the year. With almost no sports to talk about, the hilarious Kyle Ayers (Conan, Never Seen It) helps us fill the time. We talk about embarrassing autograph seekers, this horrific world cup because it never stops getting worse... and so much more. Laugh. Share. Write a comment. Tell a friend.
On this episode, Noah and I are joined by the wonderful and hilarious Sammy Obeid from 100 Humans on Netflix. We discuss all sorts of things sports including the necessity of saving the mascots, the Royals turning into a religious cult, Tom Brady's parenting struggles and more. A good time. A great time. THE BEST TIME! Listen and share!
We are joined this week by the wonderful Rob Haze (Sherman's Showcase) where we dive headfirst into all things sports. Rob knows his stuff, so we get into Joey Chestnut with the greatest eating performance of all time, continuing our exploration of the nightmare that is this year's world cup, Aaron Rodgers getting the worst tattoo of all time and more. COMMENT! SHARE! ENJOY!
No guest in my post-wedding bliss but that doesn't mean we don't talk about all the good stuff. Most excitingly, we finally get into the absolute nightmare that is the World Cup in Qatar. We also talk about pitchers throwing away autographs, Dan Snyder saying no to Congress and more. Listen. Share. Laugh. SPORTS!
This week I am joined by Luke Null (SNL, Guitar Comic) who is hilarious and the biggest all things Cincinnati fan you've ever met. We dive into all things happening including Deshaun Watson, a player saving a refs life and more. Listen! Laugh! Love!
This weeks episode features the most frequent guest of the podcast and my future wife, Jess Sonnenfeld. We talk a full partner swap in the NBA, the war in golf, an unnecessary mohawk and more. Listen, share, comment, tell a friend.
This weeks episode features the wonderfully funny Scott Rogowsky (HQ Trivia, Quiz Daddy's Closet) who joins Noah and I to discuss all things sports. We got more glue hands to discuss, players not supporting LGBT and Fidel Castro? Tune in. Be a friend, tell a friend.
Carlie Craig (MadTV) joins the podcast and we get into an all time PETTY week of sports behavior. From a slap over fantasy football to coaches dropping bombs on each other, it's the pettiest episode of all time. Listen. Share. Laugh.
Danny and Noah are joined this week by the incredibly talented Kapil Talwalkar (Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist, Charmed, Night Court). We talk Cricket... then we talk more cricket. Lots of Cricket but we also talk possums invading the Oakland baseball stadium, a minor league baseball player stealing and running a scam and MORE. Listen! Laugh! SHARE!
This weeks episode features the incredible Jessica Michelle Singleton, who you might know from The Comedy Store and her incredible podcast Slobs. We talk all the Wander Francos, Phil Mickelsons fall from grace and so much more. Listen. Share. Comment. LETS GO!
Adam Conover (Adam Ruins Everything, The G Word) is one of the smartest slash funniest people alive and he joins Danny and Noah to discuss all things happening in sports. We're back to live! We talk about our injuries, Fox Sports Baseball being great, an Emergency Backup Goalie situation in hockey and more. Subscribe. Listen. Enjoy.
Robby Hoffman is one of the funniest humans on the planet and opens this episode with how much she hates sports. AND OFF WE GO! Joining me and Noah, we learn about badly timed homeruns, cats living in a stadium and more. Listen. Tell a friend.
Erica Rhodes (Special on Amazon Prime, hilarious) joins the podcast to discuss all things sports. We get into Mike Tyson losing his mind on a flight, the US capital being evacuated because of some baseball and more. Listen. Laugh. Share. Thank you for listening.
Well what a surprise. We're back and you can now WATCH us on Youtube. Joining me this week is Alex Lewis (Bring the Funny and AGT). We talk people gluing themselves to courts, Dan Snyder being the devil and more. LISTEN AND SHARE! WERE BACK!
Ladies and gentlemen, she has returned. Jess is back on the pod as we cover all things sports. We get into the Miami Marlins infected team, Ellen Delle Donne being screwed by the WNBA, Lou Williams' fun little adventure to a strip club and the Washington TBA's have been A'd and it's a name for the ages. Listen, laugh, share, WEAR A MASK!
The DC Football team had a BOMBSHELL report come out this week that is only as upsetting as it is absolutely predictable of this garbage fire of an organization. We dive into that, as well as Bubba Wallace dealing with boos from Nascar fans and the homeless Blue Jays. Also, Gordan Ramsey says scallops wrong and it needs to be discussed.
Back in the groove! Sports are coming back slowly and the news is picking up. After one of the most VIOLENT Amazon deliveries of all time, the episode gets firing. I discuss terrible racist messages sent to a soccer player from not who you think, the bubbles in sports, Scrabble addressing racist words and Desean Jackson's anti-semitism. PACKAGE IS HERE!
Despite the world seemingly like it's completely falling apart, sports are moving forward and doing some wonderful things. We start with the story of Maya Moore which is maybe one of the best sports stories I've ever heard, followed by updates on both Nascar and the DC football name debacle. YAY!
REUPLOAD! What a ride! We're back and the world has changed once again! On this episode, we finally delve into the incredible changes in both the world and in sports. Kaepernick, a Nascar situation that changes hourly and Mike Gundy. LETS GET BACK INTO IT!
This week had an insane amount of sports gossip and my girlfriend slash Quarantine prisoner Jess and I get into it. We get into Earl Thomas getting held at gunpoint, a soccer player returning from the dead and Will Allen facing 6 years for a Ponzi Scheme. Sports gossip galore!
WERE BACK!!! In this fun filled episode, I tell my quarantine cellmate slash girlfriend Jess about the wild story of the 2015 Filipino diving team of meme history. We also get into some olympic fails and A SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF DURING RECORDING TRULY THRILLING! Enjoy and stay safe!
So many days in and Jess and I still are getting along pretty well. Watch as I catch her up on some of the current events going on during all this including Kyle Larson's livestream slur, Hulk Hogan dunking on outrage people and Chris Johnson accused of a murder for hire. Fun! STAY SAFE!
Happy Tuesday! I'm joined by all around wonderful boy Erick Lopez from Crazy Ex Girlfriend where talk the wonderful world of the 2010-2011 surprise Dallas Mavericks championship run. We laugh, we cry, it's a wonderful time. Stay safe!
I am joined by the incredibly funny Debra Digiovanni. While she might not know a ton about sports, we enter the untouched world of American Ninja Warrior and the incredible run of Kacy Catanzaro in 2014. It's an inspiring tale and we have a lovely time. At the end, I say a couple words about an incredibly kind and talented human named Adam Schlesinger.
I am joined by the OG host of HQ and current host of The Changeup on DAZN. Together, we tell one of the best stories of last baseball season that nobody really talked about. Two brothers, two different careers, one unbelievable moment. Truly such a great story. Listen!
Gabrielle Ruiz from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend joins me. Gabrielle has sung the national anthem at many games, so our topic was easy. Hockey is famous for always having rough national anthems and we relive some of the worst hockey national anthems. This is a fun one!
Jackie Tohn from Glow joins me via safe video conference to learn about Mae Young. Who is Mae Young? Well, 40 years before the real GLOW started, Mae Young was wrestling and somehow she was wrestling after. She's a legend and this story is too good. Video on Youtube also!
In a return to form, Jess and I discuss Eric Dier punching a fan in the stands right before the Corona break and therefore NOBODY is talking about it. But it happened. Then I tell her about some other famous fights while also proving her wrong about the Indy 500. Listen!
Skylar Astin of everything you love joins me via social distance as we break down one of the most insane sports moments of all time. A moment that changed wrestling history forever and is still one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Enjoy! Share!
Our first real live on Youtube episode and WE HAD ISSUES! We're going to figure this thing out slowly but that doesn't mean we didn't overcome and we didn't tell a great story. Matthew Broussard of Roast Battle and being a hilarious comedian is also an obsessive swimming fan. Together, we tell you the story of Jason Lezak's incredible relay lap that helped Phelps win his 8 gold medals. It's an incredible story and you'll enjoy it. JOIN US TONIGHT LIVE!
OUR FIRST YOUTUBE LIVE SHOW! We did it live! Listen as we discuss Tim Donaghy, the NBA ref who got caught cheating fixing NBA games. A wild story that Jess just eats up (kind of enjoys.) Join us next week for 5 live shows on Youtube Sunday - Thursday at 8 PT. Lets. Go.
Jess' reaction to the video alone makes this one worth it. On this episode, I tell her the story of Joe Kapp and King Kong Mosca. Two former Canadian football players who had a run in in 1963 and 48 years later, finally decided to settle it. It's wild and fun. This is a good one. Tonight, WE DO IT LIVE!!!
It's Wednesday and I'm joined once again by my girlfriend as we talk about the new Buccaneer Tom Brady. Together, I take her through Spygate, Deflategate and him kissing his son for way too long gate. It's the tale of Tom Brady. Listen!
Jess is back and today I tell her the incredible tale of Takeru Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut. The Magic and Bird of competitive eating that no longer compete? Why? How? Listen!
Wow. Wow wow wow. So much has changed since we last spoke. Can you believe it was a week ago? In this very special episode of the podcast, I am joined by my quarantine partner slash girlfriend Jess Sonnenfeld where we discuss how Rudy Gobert (a basketball player) was the catalyst for the Corona Virus situation spiraling. Then, I set up the DAILY EPISODES coming your way until this thing is over! We're gonna get through this!
It's a special episode! In this episode, I catch us all up on a bunch of old stories that have since updated in the past couple of months. We start with an update on PETA's never ending terrible relationship with all things sports, we talk about the Myles Garrett continuing N-word allegations, the final result of the "What'd Ya Do segment and bunch of other updates. You'll enjoy it! GET CAUGHT UP!
Today, I am joined by my good friend and the writer of the Fast and Furious Musical Parody (not affiliated with Universal as they must legally say.) We do catch up on the Astros, talk about a player getting busted with an INSANE amount of drugs, a player hitting a game winner in front of his Dad, Odell Beckham breaking every rule imaginable at the national championship and a costume mishap in boxing. Listen. Share. ENJOY!
Ooh, I like this one. On this weeks episode, I am joined by the very funny Michael McMillian from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend slash about two million other TV shows. We talk about the incredible story of the emergency backup goalie situation in Toronto, the beautiful tale of Rally Mantis and the insane side job professional pitcher Madison Bumgarner has on the side. Sports are awesome! Listen!
This week, I am joined by wonderful comedian, baseball commentator, and one time roommate Steve Hofstetter. We discuss his time as a beat writer for the Yankees, the incredible history of just how amazing Babe Ruth was, the rumors of Michael Jordan's unofficial suspension, the Astros continual bungling of all things and so much more. Listen. Share. Enjoy.
In honor of the VOD release of the movie I star in Blowing Up Right Now, I am joined this week by my co-star in the film Sujata Day. You also might know Sujata from Insecure and NBA 2K20. We discuss the massive match-fixing problem in Tennis that nobody is talking about, a college dance coach named Todd Sharp who is INSANE, a cheerleader fight and the Saints helping out the Catholic Church with some media problems. Listen!
An all time great episode. This week I am joined by former pro baseball player Ty Kelly who will also be representing Isreal at the Olympics later this year. Ty walks us through his journey to the pros and it is brutal and has a lot more Fresh Prince Of Bel Air than you'd expect. We also touch on the Astros cheating controversy and I sing a little. Listen. Share. Sports.
Part 2 of our special on the Super Bowl focuses on the SF 49ers. Joining me is talented actor and SF super fan Myko Olivier. We talk about the heartbreaking of Marquise Goodwin, Jed York and CJ Beathard. Owner Jed York said last year after his brother died this team would get him a ring. Now they're in the Super Bowl. We also talk about Richard Sherman negotiating his own contract and Katie Sower being the first female coach AND openly gay coach in Super Bowl history. Fall in love with the 49ers with me!
The Super Bowl is Sunday. The most important sporting event of the year. Some of you might think I cherrypick athletes but every single team has amazing humans on it. The first of two parts, Comedian Kyle Ayers joins me to talk about some of the incredible players on the KC Chiefs including an incredibly sad beginning with their coach, an offensive lineman that's a literal doctor, a player who beat cancer and another who defeated addiction. Get ready for Sunday!
A fun one! Today, I am joined by Asif Ali who is basically on every show on TV as well as being a hilarious comedian. We talk about Asif's hoop dreams, the unlikely friendship of Lin Wang and Charles Barkley, the never ending series of news about the Astros cheating and the story behind what happened at the Khabib Mcgregor fight. This episode made me happy. Enjoy!
It's an exciting time on the podcast as we have our first guest and he's a wonderful one. From Catch-22, Home Again and SNL, Jon Rudnitsky comes by to talk sports. We get into an update on the Astros cheating scandal, the incredible story of Tim Tebow and Olympic sexcapades. Jon's the best and I love this episode. Enjoy!
Welcome to the new decade of Everything But The Scores. Starting off the year solo, I do the first rendition of my new game "What Did You Do!?", a soccer player's wife's incredible PI work and a soccer player leaking his own sex tape. Sports! It's a fun one!
Well, if you wanted to understand what sports is all about, this is the episode for you. On a truly special Christmas Eve episode of Everything But I'm joined by my father Rob Jolles who is the entire reason sports is what it means to me. Outside of our relationship, listen to us discuss the punch, an incredible female glass ceiling that was shattered this week and my Dad's story of what it was like to run in the 5th ever Ironman Triathlon. I love this episode so much.
This is a great one! I'm joined by star of The Boys, star of Sasquatch Comedy and my longtime friend Jack Quaid to discuss all things sports. We talk about the NFL health insurance fraud debacle, I talk about the LEGEND of John Daly and we get into the dangers of Avocado. You'll like this one. I promise.
Minor. League. Baseball. Currently, Bernie Sanders and all of Congress are battling Major League Baseball over potentially downsizing minor league baseball. This is a one story episode but today I talk to five year minor league baseball vet Matt Pare. We talk about what life is like in the minor leagues, living with host families and the in general brutal conditions of being a minor league player. You. Will. Learn. So. Much. ENJOY!
It's just ya boy this week because Mario Lopez loves a parade and hates people recording podcasts. With that said, this is a good one. Listen to me talk about Kaepernick, PETA not liking sports, Josh Shaw's gambling and history of lies and Josh Butler's beautiful senior walk. It's a banger I think!!!
This week, Danny is joined by former Bachelor contestant and current lovely human Corinne Olympios as we dive into GMs with fake twitter accounts, Corinne explains what it's like to be tricked by Sacha Baron Cohen, we tell the AMAZING story of Chris "Birdman" Anderson and then I do some quick hits at the end. Lets go!
In episode 3, Danny is joined by comedian Emma Willmann. They get into an early discussion of what's about to happen with Kaepernick. Then a discussion of Myles Garrett's on-field assault, the Astros new cheating scandal and the incredible story of Fan Man. @dannyjolles for videos. Listen. Laugh. Love. LETS GO!
In episode 2, Danny is joined by Scott Michael Foster to discuss the amazing tale of Rally Cat and the St Louis Cardinals, Jermaine Whitehead's twitter meltdown and Myles Garrett getting punched in the face. Also, Danny shares the meanest email ever written. LETS! GO!
Welcome! In my first episode, I explain what the hell this show is, talk about a baseball team refusing to apologize, a bomb threat gone horribly awry and the nightmare situation for Trent Williams. IT BEGINS!
A very quick explanation of what this show is if you're like, "ew this podcast sounds horrible to me." Here's a quick explanation from my mouth to your ears so maybe you'll give it a chance. GIVE IT A CHANCE!