The WonderLand: Recent Episodes
Geoff Healey
These days, we all need to hear something uplifting; and Australian musician/singer/songwriter/recording artist/humourist/amateur barista Geoff Healey’s take on life is exactly that. And he’s got lots of things on his mind that you need to hear before he forgets what they are...
Geoff considers the inconsistency of consistency, the importance of struggle, the power of now, what constitutes "attractive", and warns against meditating in heavy traffic - while Little Kev offers new parents advice on choosing children's names...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bvcfraxpvpv86q2z/Wonderland_S7E12_Transcript95hsg.pdf
Geoff dispenses valuable wake-up advice, warns of the perils of performing bicycle stunts without a physics degree, and says no to intuition; while Little Kev scores an A1 in AI, or vice versa...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ahz3tjyavmpdd2a8/Wonderland_S7E117p1qj.mp3
Geoff reveals what really happens to birds; espouses the benefits of doing nothing and boldly suggests that forgiveness beats drinking poison; while little Kev ponders the joys of subliminal massage.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ep8vvy8d7jrb75gi/Wonderland_S7E10_transcript6ebvd.pdf
Geoff declares the value of meaninglessness, avoids talking about finance or monkeys, and advocates enjoying the space around our problems: while Little Kev owns things...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/vqnivgx2uaht9ecj/Wonderland_S7E9_Transcript6ngzg.pdf
Geoff zeroes in on why mystery is (usually) a good thing, drags everyone's favourite go-to conversation topic out into the sunlight and tells us why we should all feel better about ourselves than we do; while Little Kev learns a thing or two about what malware really is...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aeun8ky6scz7wm2i/Wonderland_S7E8_Transcript8uzo4.pdf
Geoff screws up, stares at the wall, considers chocolate as a potential body-building supplement and spotlights a repulsive new take on classic literature; while Little Kev shares an extract from his book of least favourite words...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ygtcgs8ij7yjc97f/Wonderland_S7E7_Transcriptaipng.pdf
Following successful raids on the Smithsonian, the Museum Of Natural History, the Biggera Waters Public Library and the back of his Mum's wardrobe, Geoff unfortunately discovers the long-lost first three episodes of The WonderLand; from back when Little Kev was but a glint in a Covid vaccine vial.
And now: after months of painstaking restoration of the original 24-track master tapes (performed at huge expense), here they are - for the first time since the last time and for the last time this time - all in one inconvenient 30-minute-or-so package.
Listen now, while you can, before it hopefully gets lost again.
NO TRANSCRIPT! (believe me, we're doing you a favour)
Geoff takes a look at the importance of personal protest, and considers the possibility that Barry Manilow could inadvertently trigger an intergalactic war; while Little Kev considers a lucrative job offer with a catch...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/atc9im/Womderland_S7E6_Transcriptbrt30.pdf
Geoff delves into the issue of relationships of all kinds while waiting for a life-saving pizza delivery, and considers that childhood-crazy might equal big bucks for grownups; and Little Kev gets annoyed at non-sandwiches and unimportant oils...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jpa4wg/Wonderland_S7E5_Transcript8wk9f.pdf
Geoff extols the virtues of being clueless in Lisbon and takes a look at our addiction to doing stuff whilst in things on water; while Little Kev contemplates a Jim Carrey apocalypse...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/snm6xf/Wonderland_S7E4_Transcript87b1q.pdf
Geoff discovers the dangers of household chore improvisation and throws a well-deserved spotlight onto the king of Australian fruits, whilst throwing down a bold challenge in the general direction of Trondheim; and Little Kev contemplates alcoholic tunafish sandwiches...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bstsa6/Wonderland_S7E3_Transcript9okb1.pdf
Geoff celebrates the 100-episode mark by dusting off his ancient history and ridiculing some unnecessary modern expressions; and Little Kev feels the heat whilst contemplating what's in a name...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9s2e53/Wonderland_S7E2_Transcript_9upsz.pdf
Geoff wonders just how difficult it is to find that dream vocation, and gets down and dirty with one of our four-legged friends; while Little Kev considers the choices available to us in an emergency situation...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/r8hz7q/Wonderland_S7E1_Transcript7p6ld.pdf
Geoff reveals a little-known fact about the male of the species, recalls the perils of late night pantry raids and suggests that value is often subjective; whilst Little Kev digs a big hole outside the toy shop...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/m2nrxu/Wonderland_S6E10_Transcriptakbr4.pdf
Geoff marvels at the magic and mystery of mathematics and suspects a connection between a dead cat and the salvation of humanity, whilst Little Kev reckons with soft-closing toilet seats and soft clothes...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nnyu58/Wonderland_S6E9_Transcript6u85m.pdf
Geoff reveals that stupidity is is often no accident, recommends free overseas trips for everyone and contemplates different names for a famous rock band; whilst Little Kev gets stressed and considers alternative meanings for a controversial word...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/88pmy4/Wonderland_S6E87vj4s.mp3
Geoff explains how being unpopular for no reason can be an advantage, whilst suspecting that his sense of direction might be the latest casualty of technology; whilst Little Kev ponders political correctness and gets hit by a boom gate...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/admhms/Wonderland_S6E7_Transcript76q78.pdf
Geoff declares the value of throwing in the towel and identifies a couple of futuristic predictions that we're definitely not likely to go for; whilst Little Kev talks oppression, wine-making and eye disorders...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y32qrc/Wonderland_S6E6_Transcript680bo.pdf
Geoff reflects on the most unexpectedly inspirational places on earth and explains what politics has to do with birdlife; and Little Kev considers new versus old tech, whilst noticing that his nose and ears are getting bigger...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9wqz32/Wonderland_S6E5_Transcript8igr3.pdf
Geoff despairs of online sub-editing and questions the accuracy of podcasting statistics; whilst Little Kev ponders the Church of Trevor... Or Sharon... Or Al Jolson...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/inwhk3/Wonderland_S6E4_Transcript814wf.pdf
Geoff suggests new universal warning signage and wonders if mortally wounded Roman Catholics are currently enjoying an unfair advantage; whilst Little Kev takes on unnecessary verbiage...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/5q3tcb/Wonderland_S6E3_Transcript69ikm.pdf
Geoff reveals the all-time number one zero and contemplates the whole business of not having a pulse, whilst Little Kev throws away money and ridicules alternative uses for dental floss...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dybcde/Wonderland_S6E2_Transcript6onsa.pdf
Geoff takes a deep dive into a revolutionary solution for armed conflict, and extols the virtues of knowing when to shut the hell up; whilst Little Kev contemplates elephants and phone-charging alternatives in a mystical place called Skipple...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/pxiuz5/Wonderland_S6E1_Transcript7odhw.pdf
Geoff ponders healthy home versus happy trails, wonders why guys are harder to offend and concludes that tragedy needs laughter; and Little Kev finds himself with light wood whilst listening to heavy metal...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/eiwpwh/S5E10_Transcript9zy1s.pdf
Geoff suspects that the tooth fairy might exist after all, that promises may not be all that promising, and that being spied on is all our own fault; whilst Little Kev considers the benefits of a radical new employment directive...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y8etpm/Wonderland_S5E9a3xhx.mp3
Geoff marvels at the mystery of inspiration, gazes in wonder at The WonderLand and wonders if we don't need a reason; while Little Kev contemplates saving the world with a bit of housework...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hj5gn5/S5E8_Transcript8rw8s.pdf
Geoff lauds the unmasking of long-hidden realities, takes a good look at everyone's bookshelves and Little Kev is forced to step in during a search for new words...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/f3sh3a/S5E7_Transcript8fq78.pdf
Geoff keeps his fluids up, calls for time out and wonders if it's really all good when even better might actually be worse; while Little Kev gets claustrophobic in the closet...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/59dzyb/S5E6_Transcript9xb2r.pdf
Geoff gets connected and can't forget whilst making himself super-vulnerable at the front door, and Little Kev considers sending in the clones...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7yjz5e/S5E5_Transcript6l3s0.pdf
Geoff makes things difficult for himself and worries about the future of garage sales, whilst Little Kev sharpens up his dance moves...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/inec3h/S5E4_Transcript69xbs.pdf
Geoff loses the shaving cream but finds meaning in challenge, and explains why we need bad times; and Little Kev considers purchasing insurance for his inner party animal...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4tbhe2/S5E3_Transcript91ckb.pdf
Geoff gets real about air travel, recognises pizza for what it really is, and questions our motives; while Little Kev hits the overpass in his underpants...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/u28afp/S5E2_Transcript9fprx.pdf
Geoff reveals the religious potential of diet choices and wonders why we're not making the best of our most natural resource, whilst Little Kev talks hairodynamics (and no, that's not a spelling mistake)...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/i426x5/S5E1_Transcript8ot76.pdf
Geoff suspects that innovators are getting bored and ponders the resale value of dead birds; and Little Kev tries not to kill elderly people with his iPhone...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ad9wnp/S4E16_Transcript68xia.pdf
Geoff explains how nature could be its own worst enemy; that sleeping might be lucrative, and why mosquitoes could be smarter than we thought; while Little Kev tries turning right on a red light...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7eyiem/S4E15_Transcriptarctz.pdf
Geoff ponders accidental telecommunications, wonders if we're all natural-born bargain addicts, and identifies a problem with a popular women's winter fashion trend; whilst Little Kev makes a call from prison...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/sgnmda/S4E14_Transcript93ap0.pdf
Geoff offers some relaxed relationship advice, considers the Loop Of Annoyance, and Little Kev tries not to look in the mirror for a really long time...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cajvit/S4E13_Transcript7q283.pdf
Geoff contemplates clowns, explains why not having a clue can be advantageous and listens for unbearable noises; whilst Little Kev admits to having friends who resemble Hobbits...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/g89hkc/S4E12_Transcript7mckf.pdf
Geoff reveals an effective way to deflect personal blame for an unfortunate social faux pas, contemplates a revolution in podcasting, and explains why small talk is bigger than we think; and Little Kev considers an ecological question...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/t2jcm3/S4E11_Transcriptaf1as.pdf
Geoff threatens his audience with FOMO, comes up with a brilliant solution to a everyone's biggest problem, and takes a good look at looking good; while Little Kev suggests dial-a-clown for weasel control...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/gvujsm/S4E10_Transcript6m15u.pdf
Geoff wonders if we all might literally be living the dream; questions whether adversity makes people nicer; contemplates refrigeration mechanics posing as cardiologists... and Little Kev tries stay on his toes whilst sitting down.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2sgi8y/Wonderland_S4E9azz0n.mp3
Geoff suspects that (1) understanding stuff is overrated; (2) we all look a lot better than we think, and (3) anger can be healthy; whilst Little Kev considers being vaguely vegan...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/k6vvsg/S4E8_Transcriptbv5r6.pdf
Geoff ponders self-improvement whilst tucking into his favourite Norwegian indulgence and accidentally discovering the next big thing in dairy beverage trends; and Little Kev forgets to remember stuff...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/emywbg/Wonderland_S4E76os3y.mp3
Geoff talks gym membership psychology whilst explaining (a) how to avoid a punch in the face, and (b) why certain social gatherings suggest the need for an industrial-strength umbrella...
Geoff contemplates large goldfish and explains why expectations and multi-tasking could be the greatest threats to creative genius; while little Kev mulls the positives and negatives of language mathematics...
Geoff reveals the joy of not giving a monkey's, gives his opinion of your opinions, and identifies yet another place where "free" isn't exactly free...
Geoff predicts the failure of the latest attempt to make life less fun, gets the jump on cheesecake temptation and avoids the existential questions; while little Kev fakes his own life and makes with the pillow talk already...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jqighs/S4E3_Transcriptaju41.pdf
Geoff goes in boots and all and socks it to the fashionistas, ponders a rectangular chicken, and gets out the binoculars for a bit of compulsively judgemental people-watching...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ippg5j/S4E2_Transcript9780a.pdf
Geoff questions the value of background music, confesses an inability to multitask and calls for an upgrade to the human waterworks, whilst Little Kev tries to not wake up when he wants to...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z4nnug/S4E1_Transcript80n9w.pdf
Geoff ponders the maximum feel-good factor, musically identifies the crazies and embraces his inner adult, whilst Little Kev has trouble saying hello...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ecjapb/S3E22_Transcript92axq.pdf
Geoff prepares to be surprised, exposes the dangers of chewing gum and toilet paper, explains why saliva might be the next wave, and Little Kev turns up in swimmers...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/64e94k/S3E21_Transcript8lpjc.pdf
Geoff reveals why we need bad language, plays the piano, and identifies non-existence as possibly the ultimate public relations challenge...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/apiexs/S3E20_Transcript9nluo.pdf
Geoff suspects that Swiss retailers are about to take a literal approach to killing time, concludes that the kids are doing it tough, and Little Kev recommends the emu ears...
TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y84iaj/S3E19_Transcriptah2me.pdf
Geoff gets paranoid about his home entertainment system, contemplates playing gigs in another galaxy, and sincerely hopes his deceased relatives aren't watching over him...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w7uxia/S3E18_Transcript68jpj.pdf
Geoff asks for the old unimproved toilet paper, wonders if icing mixture in coffee could be the next big thing, and goes to hell and back with Little Kev...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7ry4y7/Wonderland_S3E17ae97o.mp3
Geoff turns traditional Swiss wind instruments into car roof racks, suggests hardware shopping as a form of revenge, and explains why canned fruit might be more attractive than we thought...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dx9fgc/S3E16_Transcript7dp1n.pdf
Geoff reveals an intolerance of mixed sweets, tries to have a conversation whilst singing, and Little Kev talks pro yoko bono ono... or something...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/crays4/S3E15_Transcriptb1swv.pdf
Geoff tries to sneak a peek at the crystal ball from the worst seat on the bus, rehearses being dead, and realises that the birds actually got a raw deal...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w97592/S3E14_Transcript7vvxa.pdf
Geoff - possibly disguised as a lemming - ponders the dangers of deceptively-named legumes; mulls a return to the convenience of stoning and the establishment of an international Festival Of Misery; and Little Kev puts everything in the house on wheels...
Geoff considers the mystery of orange, ponders the perfect pet, and takes a trip to Norway...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jtz4t2/S3E12_Transcript7xzy7.pdf
Geoff wonders if people in large trousers have something to hide, talks time travel with Little Kev, and suspects that Swiss and German legislators might have a sense of humour after all...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cu59ac/S3E11_Transcript686il.pdf
Geoff sticks his fingers in his ears, explains how grieving the loss of a loved one can be deadly, and wonders if early '70s unemployed Canadian hippies might have had a point after all...
Geoff's memories head south in a Holden Kingswood station wagon, Little Kev contemplates downhill skiing in a kayak and humanity gets a rare round of applause
TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hddbrp/S3E9_Transcriptadkbz.pdf
Geoff expounds on the worldly wisdom of a famously tight-trousered trio, tries unsuccessfully to haggle on eBay, and encourages control freaks to take some time off...
TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aksdk3/S3E8_Transcript983b8.pdf
Geoff talks revolutionary approaches to food processing, suspects that we actually do want the printed junk mail in the letterbox, and Little Kev gets a bit shirty...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aitpcw/S3E7_Transcript_8281k.pdf
Geoff tries to avoid being a mastication nazi, explains why podcasts don't necessarily suck and why sleep is really annoying
TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dzidwj/S3E6_Transcript7lv3j.pdf
Geoff turns a blind eye to 17% of the roast chicken stuffing, talks camouflage with Little Kev, and gets annoyed about stupidly-named things
Geoff exposes the cruelty and deception behind a beloved comestible, adds to his musical palette and explains the similarity between Pink Floyd's David Gilmour and KFC
Geoff chooses the steak over the soybeans, worries in advance with Little Kev, and discovers that we actually don't need to see it to believe it
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/53caut/S3_E3_Transcriptbpm8a.pdf
Geoff contemplates the mystery and inevitability of annoying surprises, talks reincarnation and hopes there'll be room for some negotiation...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/78ka4u/S3E2_Transcriptaztr4.pdf
Geoff wonders about wires, predicts Hollywood's next big thing, and suspects surreptitious supermarket slavery....
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/3gi5np/S3E1_Transcript9q17q.pdf
Geoff wonders whether 100 years is enough already, considers a "can't be arsed" clause, and becomes immersed in entertainment...
Geoff washes the outside of the car, avoids the housework, and suspects that fibs are unavoidable...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/d7qcmx/S2E19_Transcript60zor.pdf
Geoff feels guilty about curry, explains why anger might be a job qualification, and feels a bit sorry for the narcissists...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ivynqu/S2E18_Transcript7tj3g.pdf
Geoff ponders the badge of squalor, wonders if the curtains are hiding anything, and proves that there's something in absolutely everything...
Geoff reveals that windows aren't doing us any favours, that some things can't be owned, and that small packages can be disappointing...
Geoff wonders if coffee is really an effective anti-terrorism weapon, and suggests that apparent insanity may be our best defense against unwanted surveillance...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yfymep/S2E15_Transcript9c0tt.pdf
Geoff comes clean on the meaning of existence, searches for dead birds and - armed only with a roast chicken - gives unwanted answers...
Geoff stays in bed to kill time, sings about party time in Trondheim, and suspects supernatural activity at the supermarket...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/6i4kc7/S2E13_Transcript95aav.pdf
Geoff identifies those most in need of a vacation, sings about having Nothing For August and explains why the Swiss love Germany...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2kuysv/S2E12_Transcriptab81k.pdf
Geoff ponders baking by remote control, sings about perfect love and considers eating out to save the planet...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jeivyz/S2E11_Transcriptb5aax.pdf
Geoff stares at the floor, plays a fairly weird song and explains how joy might be only 24 hours away...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4qvy8y/S2E10_Transcript76owo.pdf
Geoff finds something actually good about social media, explains why humans and politics don't mix, and locks the flamethrower away...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/rddefa/S2E9_Transcript8ie0q.pdf
Geoff insists that sweets need to be unhealthy, tries to save time in the bathroom and explains why teeth are a luxury item...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/giq7ku/S2E8_Transcript733yp.pdf
Geoff takes a good look at foot fashion without needing a reason, and reveals how you too can be friendly and angry at the same time...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z4jire/S2E7_Transcript7gbtw.pdf
Geoff considers the advantages of crappy eyesight, tries to focus on fashion and suspects that extraterrestrials just aren't that into us...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nq3gs9/S2E6_Transcript5z6r3.pdf
Geoff contemplates creation, makes like a dolphin, and looks to the supernatural for a new life insurance product...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tyigaw/S2E5_Transcript5zzit.pdf
Geoff shows lactose some love, avoids toilet humour and checks the munchie decibels...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/svkrmj/Transcript_S2E48p8c7.pdf
Geoff minimises food risks, offers relationship tips, wonders if animals can boogie, explains the benefits of being bored, and starts with the pillow talk, already...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tbxnuc/S2E3_Transcriptax1rb.pdf
Geoff salutes the late Steve Irwin, dispels some tourism myths, takes a musical look at baskets and reveals why a fatal nibbling might be only natural...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tfdugm/S2E2_Transcriptagzku.pdf
Geoff combines things with beer, gets a bit older and ponders the potential joy of stupidity...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/im2ej7/S2E1_Transcript7ajbe.pdf
For the finale episode in Season 1:- Geoff suggests stockings for horn players, explains why earth hasn't been destroyed by aliens, and considers boning up on his Russian folk song repertoire...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yzrd6j/S1E20_Transcript7i3br.pdf
Geoff tries to avoid disappointment, ponders the power of negative thinking, and reveals golden opportunities for furniture manufacturers and fast food franchisees...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/graibc/S1E19_Transcript7ov9a.pdf
Geoff talks risky waiter-speak, explains why everyone is nuts, and reveals how to get rid of friends with fake food...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/s8ate2/S1E18_TRANSCRIPT69yj3.pdf
Geoff digs into our ancient entertainment roots, offers a sneak peek at the next best thing to you, and spotlights a little-known addiction...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/f35nyz/S1E17_Transcript7chi2.pdf
Geoff questions the known, gets stared at by a toddler in a shopping trolley, showcases a new song, becomes suspicious of pets and Googles God...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/wmyshm/S1E16_Transcript5yx9v.pdf
Geoff heads west, shares his fear of toddler surveillance, searches for truth and calls a spade a spade; whilst simultaneously frightening the cat...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4j2gdc/S1E15_Transcriptajqzv.pdf
Geoff digs into his linguistic roots, sings about the weight of your words and takes a risky ride down memory lane...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jq83t9/S1E14_Transcript98zgl.pdf
Geoff tucks into future food, goes intragalactic with the music, and checks out the car pool...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9z64gh/S1E13_Transcriptbd6x2.pdf
Geoff gets curious about swords and dragons, tells insects to shutup and explains why we've got birthdays all wrong...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/c66ris/S1E12_Transcriptbcrhp.pdf
Geoff looks suspiciously at organic produce, keeps some tasty secrets, and explains why hobbies ain't jobbies...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dvy9by/S1E11_Transcript82gpe.pdf
Geoff reckons with the realities of rubbish, displays his dental care skills and considers changing his name to something more descriptive...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/a4p6a8/S1E10_Transcript9vw7b.pdf
Geoff tackles time, has a Bad Dream, focuses on shiny things and rona therapy downunder, and goes all JFK with matchsticks...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9zidwh/S1E9_Transcript751dd.pdf
Geoff talks ancient Romans, the childhood joys of natural disaster, and the hidden dangers of phone dictation...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dfvz7q/S1_E8_Transcript6ynvs.pdf
Geoff opens up on his uncool childhood, living well, dark optimism and God's hairstyling choices...
THE TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/zss929/S1E7_Transcriptab17g.pdf
Geoff ponders the humanity of our heroes, the power of pathetic, shows off a song, and points out the perils of friendship...
THE TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2nrbwa/S1E6_Transcript9ee2o.pdf
Geoff dives the depths of rock music relativism, admires the perfection of gravity, tackles physics and complains about his mum...
THE TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/p9dv3b/S1E5_Transcript8nxf0.pdf
Geoff gives thanks to meteorologists, introduces new music, and talks strategic pianobar psychology...
THE TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hj2pjg/S1E4_Transcript94z0a.pdf
Geoff talks music genres and songwriting inspiration; the hazards of red wine and multi-tasking, and suggests a return to the barter system...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/i9c5fb/Season_One_Episode_Three7kp2u.pdf
Geoff talks new music, ponders the cosmetic value of gravity, the dangers of Snapchat, and offers some valuable relationship advice...
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https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/x3924x/Season_One_Episode_Two9zmhk.pdf
Geoff introduces himself, his music, and his takes on complaining; what constitutes a waste of time; and the perils of talking whilst breathing in....
TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/szraky/Geoff_Healeys_Wonderland_Season_One_Episode_Oneam08t.pdf