Useless Conversations - With Ramy Al Kadhi & Philip Johnston: Recent Episodes
Ramy AlKadhi
Is your life in turmoil? Are you looking to pass the time? Then look no further, because we have a podcast for your wasted hours. That’s us, Ramy Al Kadhi and Philip Johnston, with the most useless podcast you’ve ever listened to, in which we discuss our completely random adventures in the UAE, topics way too big for us and other meaningless crap.
An unscripted, quite useless conversation on quite an interesting topic - being a twin. Given Ramy and Philip are both twins, their thoughts were more useful than usual...which isn't saying much.
In this blockbuster season opener, we reminisce about how truly rubbish Christmas was in 2021, and harp down memory lane to discuss our favourite Christmas stories.
There's also a cheeky debate - 'Is Santa real?'
Enjoy friends...and apologies.
Don't understand Crypto? Want to? Well, as ridiculous as this podcast may be, our two hosts had a bash at providing wisdom in the world of finance, with a focus on crypto!
Would you like to be a millionaire? You're probably about to fuck it all up. But listen away.
In this shit-show, we discuss whether you listening to this podcast is just a computer simulation.
If you believe in Determinism, then you know you had no choice but to be here, listening to this rubbish. If you don't know what Determinism is, then hop along, and hear one useless host (Ramy Al Kadhi), guide the other useless host (Philip Johnston) in explaining Determinism, and why it's something to consider. Or actually, not think about, because everything is determined anyway.
And there you have it, the season finale - if you made it here, we’re sorry and recommend that you see a therapist. This epilogue brings you stories one of the greatest inventions ever made, when karaoke takes political importance and how not to be a landlord.
Goodbye, and apologies.
The beginning of the end of your life - the season opener. Post-lock down this episode highlights how love can be found in mysterious places, why economics works, how not to eat fish and what it really is like to live in the Burj Khalifa.