Otis Twelve and Diver Dan Doomey: The Podcast: Recent Episodes
Otis Twelve and Diver Dan Doomey & Co.
Otis Twelve and Diver Dan Doomey made their mark on radio comedy in the early 80s with Space Commander Wack, a sci-fi parody and satire. Over the next two decades, radio listeners in the Omaha, Nebraska area also heard the adventures of Lance Stallion, Radio Detective and learned about the life and times of the Mean Farmer. Fans of Firesign Theatre or Duck's Breath will find a lot to laugh about in these classic episodes of Diver Dan and Otis XII's greatest bits!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had been captured by the terrible Squeeze People of the planet Whipple!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had been placed in command of an army of Time Creatures!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had been crawnogged and gleened!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had tumbled through a cerebral vortex!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had fallen into a deep hole on the planet Symbolic-9!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were engaged in a battle to the death with Mordor Kane!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had crashed on the musical planet Rialto!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were doing one thing or other and then something else happened and now they're where they are now!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had been captured by the evil Evil people of the planet Evil!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had been invited for tea by Glorf's parents!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had been munching Dead Martian Dog biscuits!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was shocked by the astounding news that Stupid Larry had contracted the dreaded disease Rabbithead and was not long for this world!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was shocked by the astounding news that Stupid Larry had contracted the dreaded disease Rabbithead and was not long for this world!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was exploring the outermost reaches of the galaxy!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was assigned to take a refresher course on coping with some of the unseen dangers of daring space adventures!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had landed on the planet Woo! Woo! which appeared to be completely uninhabited!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had subdued the rebellious Ice Cream People of Planet 31!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was on his way to the only planet left because there was nowhere else to go!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had received his Space Network ratings, and the news … was not good.
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had landed on the miracle planet Ferragamo!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was at the mercy of his arch-enemy, that evil-doer, the sum total of all that is rotten — Droid Donahue!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was hosting an intergalactic telethon to raise money to combat the most dread disease in the universe!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was ordered to taste all 156 flavors of Marthdip Callogg's delicious grip green clomes!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had been captured by the Vacuum Cleaner creatures of the planet U-Sucker!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was exploring unknown parts of the universe!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was at the bottom of the perfect vacuum planet, Oma-hole!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was speeding through outer space in their spaceship, which they call The Spaceship, in search of fellow life forms in distress!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had inadvertently destroyed all but 8,000 of Saturn's 160,450 moons, including the one from which the universe is controlled!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was playing Pong by himself on the ship's computer!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was engaged in battle with the amassed forces of evil!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had been severely scolded by the husky ladies of the planet Cell-U-Lite!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had been dragged kicking and screaming before the Galactic Drive-Thru Window and Supreme Court! The charge: malicious planetary destruction!
Last time, you remember, our heroes had miraculously escaped certain doom at the hands of the evil Boom-Boom Robots of La-Da-Da 9!
Last time, you remember, our heroes were spent on a dangerous secret mission by Daring Space Adventure Army of Earth headquarters! Of course, they never went on that mission.
Last time, you remember, our heroes had been captured by the Space Corsairs of Phaseland-2! Find a time warp!
Last time, you remember, our heroes had been separated during the brutal corporate infighting on the planet Mffdut, or Marglfss. . .
Last time, you remember, our heroes had been ordered by the Daring Space Adventure Army of Earth to join the fleet of Space Admiral Punk, Space Admiral!
Last time, you remember, our heroes had narrowly escaped the forces of the evil Mr. Timothy Smith, insane master of the planet of Average People by painting their spaceship with invisible paint!
Last time, you remember, our heroes were going to spy on the evil Bounce people of Tramp-O-Leen!
Chapter 10: In Which Tom Jones, A Foundling, Is Taken Into The Bosom Of His New Family…
Chapter 6: Greater Selfishness Than This Has No Detective, or The Little Snot-Nosed Kid Pays His Dues
The beginning of a 10-part Lance Stallion adventure! Chapter 1: Making a deadly mountain out of a fake molehill…
Last time, you remember, our heroes were hurtling through the cosmos in their spaceship called the Spaceship when they suddenly developed a small problem: "We're on fire, Stupid Larry!"
Last time, you remember, our heroes had gained magical telepathic powers, but did not know it, so it did them no good whatsoever!
Last time, you remember, our heroes were in search of the Planet of the Graveyard of Old Jokes!
Last time, you remember, our heroes were fixing a hole where the rain gets into their spaceship and now the Space Buddy Communicator is busted beyond repair!
Last time, you remember, our heroes had rushed to the rescue of the planet Pinto on the far side of the Ford galaxy!
It's time for the Space Commander Wack Christmas Spectacular! Meanwhile, the Earth has been invaded by the evil sadistic rotten Disaster People!
Last time, you remember, our heroes were tumbling through hyperspace! (Are they here yet?)
Last time, you remember, our heroes had been shot down by the over-assertive insecure psychological warriors of the planet Oedipus-X!
Last time, you remember, our heroes had been captured by the evil Polka Folk of the planet One-ah, Two-ah!
The final chapter of an 8-part adventure - and the final episode of Lance Stallion! Beyond the blue event horizon!
The 7th chapter of an 8-part adventure! Blessed are the meek - cuz they don't get hurt very often.
The third chapter of an 8-part adventure! (PLEASE NOTE: The second chapter is missing from from the original tape archives.) Kumbaya, alien, kumbaya!
The first chapter of an 8-part adventure! About a week ago, in a galaxy ten miles away…
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were in full battle array for a fight to the death against the force of evil!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were… uh… slack-a-wack… uh… amnesia rays…?
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had been captured by the grotesque and cruel Fish People of the planet White-Red 36!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were triple-dating with the Bonanza Sisters…
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had been ordered out on a dangerous reconnaissance patrol into the Fish Gravy Nebula, where a vast alien space armada was gathering…
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were engaged in mortal combat with the sinister Laid-Back People of LA-7! Glorf has now been captured by the galactic demon Minden Morkey!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had arrived on the planet Scum-10, where Space Commander Wack had been invited to address the Scum Congress...
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had been removed from combat duty by the High Command of the Daring Space Adventures Army of Earth. They were now engaged in the ignominious positions of hall monitors...
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had been sealed in an ice cave on the planet Nerk-poo-la-la-bish-dingo-nips 6!
Last remember you time, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were zooming through hyper-space in a last-ditch effort to barp the reem of an imbivalent armadope!
Chapter X: In Which Lance Attempts To Escape From Prison And Solve The Case Of The Girl With The Knife In Her Hair
Chapter 7: Standing On The Corner Watchin' All The Girls, Watchin' All The Girls, Watchin' All The Girls Go By ... With Knives In Their Hair
Chapter 5: Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses ... Or I'll Blow Your Brains Out
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were on their way to the planet Dumb, birthplace of Stupid Larry, to investigate reports of inexplicable insidious spreading ignorance among the Dummies!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had vanquished the fearsome Toddler People of the planet Pla-Skool despite serious damage to their spaceship!
Last time, you remember, the evil Garbillo People of the Planet Ill-Knob-Wham had captured Space Commander Wack and had turned him into a suburban outdoor chef!
Last time, you remember, the Ballpoint People of Grievous Larger were showering a rain of deadly skyscrapers on the Planet Earth! Nevertheless, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were in their spaceship speeding towards Grievous Larger...
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had vanquished the insidious vegetable army of Emperor Glors Nofoon, Idiot Ruler of the Outer Quadrant! What further space adventures await our daring trio?
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were investigating mysterious explosions on the uninhabited planet Fructose-7!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had landed on the beautiful resort planet Norkus Blemm, when suddenly...
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had escaped the deadly gravitational pull of the Cuando Radiation Belt, but now they were being pursued through space by Sinister Spaceships from Space!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were streaking through space in search of the villainous Dr. Sleep!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had escaped the forces of the evil Galactic Empire and found refuge on an ice world, the home base of the Rebel forces!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had rescued the beautiful Space Princess Lima Peru from the clutches of the evil Goose people of the planet Earth, and were now escorting her to the planet of her betrothed, Yersick Narge, Prince of the Scrungemen!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had been preparing for the approaching big holiday by decking Glorf in boughs of dead Martian holly!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and the ever-vigilant dead Martian dog, Glorf the Dead Martian Dog, were taking time off from the never-ending (but occasionally interrupted) battle against the forces of galactic evil! As we rejoin our cosmic crusaders, we find them enjoying a brisk game of catch with Glorf!
Last time, you remember, Earth was sent out of its orbit and set on a course of doom directly toward the sun, after someone who shall go nameless accidentally exploded over 100 square glaxxes of hyperactive bonbons!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog had been captured by the extremely clean robot people of Borax-7!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and the still-dead Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were hopelessly trapped by the evil Droid Donahue's deadly killer robot Darth Nader and his fearful host of chromium combat clones!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were engaged in deadly hand-to-laser combat with the sinister forces of the evil Droid Donahue!
Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack, Stupid Larry, and Glorf the Dead Martian Dog were escorting the beautiful prince Lima Peru through the dangerous troglodyte swamp galaxy of Spillo-7!
It's Midnite Mondo, starring the Ogden Edsl … with your hosts, Otis Twelve and Diver Dan Doomey! While we don't have all of the Mondo shows from the master tapes, you'll get a kick out of these hilarious sketches and parodies from the Ogden Edsl crew in the late '70s!
It's Midnite Mondo, starring the Ogden Edsl … with your hosts, Otis Twelve and Diver Dan Doomey! While we don't have all of the Mondo shows from the master tapes, you'll get a kick out of these hilarious sketches and parodies from the Ogden Edsl crew in the late '70s!
It's Midnite Mondo, starring the Ogden Edsl … with your hosts, Otis Twelve and Diver Dan Doomey! While we don't have all of the Mondo shows from the master tapes, you'll get a kick out of these hilarious sketches and parodies from the Ogden Edsl crew in the late '70s!
It's Midnite Mondo, starring the Ogden Edsl … with your hosts, Otis Twelve and Diver Dan Doomey! While we don't have all of the Mondo shows from the master tapes, you'll get a kick out of these hilarious sketches and parodies from the Ogden Edsl crew in the late '70s!
It's Midnite Mondo, starring the Ogden Edsl … with your hosts, Otis Twelve and Diver Dan Doomey! While we don't have all of the Mondo shows from the master tapes, you'll get a kick out of these hilarious sketches and parodies from the Ogden Edsl crew in the late '70s!
It's Midnite Mondo, starring the Ogden Edsl … with your hosts, Otis Twelve and Diver Dan Doomey! While we don't have all of the Mondo shows from the master tapes, you'll get a kick out of these hilarious sketches and parodies from the Ogden Edsl crew in the late '70s! This one features an early version of Space Commander Wack and a bizarre kazoo version of Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love"!
It's Midnite Mondo, starring the Ogden Edsl … with your hosts, Otis Twelve and Diver Dan Doomey! While we don't have all of the Mondo shows from the master tapes, you'll get a kick out of these hilarious sketches and parodies from the Ogden Edsl crew in the late '70s! This one features an extended sketch about a Beatles reunion concert at the Grand Canyon in 1978.
It's Midnite Mondo, starring the Ogden Edsl … with your hosts, Otis Twelve and Diver Dan Doomey! While we don't have all of the Mondo shows from the master tapes, you'll get a kick out of these hilarious sketches and parodies from the Ogden Edsl crew in the late '70s!
Chapter 5: Tastes Good, Good For You, Economical, Convenient, and a Threat to Civilization
Last time, you remember, our heroes were in the middle of a dangerous mission that involved being surrounded by an evil army of the forces of bad, and then being shot at!
Last time, you remember, our heroes were taking a break from intergalactic warfare and were vacationing in Siberia!
Last time, you remember, our heroes had been kidnapped by a former fan club, chained to a balanced meal, and left to die in the desert!
Last time, you remember, our heroes were assigned to save the orphanage from the evil wolf at the door who holds the mortgage!
Last time, you remember, our heroes had chased the evil arch-villain and guru of the wicked set, the master cad Droid Donahue to the rustic planet Hoedown!
Last time, you remember, our heroes were on a dangerous mission to a scuzzy part of the universe where they throw pigs at their clothing and carry their tables wherever they go!
Last time, you remember, our heroes had been scraping blueberry stains off the ceiling when Wack fell off the ladder and ended up in the Mayo Clinic! (Listen for the exciting footnotes included in this episode.)
Last time, you remember, our heroes had landed on a planet where everyone went up and down instead of back and forth!