UNspoiled!: Recent Episodes
Charlotte Greener
Hey everyone! You wanna hear a really compelling argument between me and Miles about whether it's worse to be hot or cold? Eh, I'm just joshin ya, we only talk about that for like, 20 minutes, TOPS. No but in all seriousness, these two chapters were really good and I was so into them. Especially, as I'm sure comes as no surprise to anyone, the chapter entitled "The Thing Under The Castle" because ghatDAMN that whole chase scene was tense. My favorite thing is when you can't see the monster and you get to make up something horrible in your own head, but you know what's even better? When the author is so good at making up something absolutely fucking horrifying that when you finally see the monster it's actually worse than what your puny little brain could ever have invented. Then our brave heroes are out in the putrid, toxic open air and we get to be with them as they travel on through absolutely horrible-sounding cold that's like...bitter, but not so bitter that it kills them, but like, bitter enough to really want a cardigan and maybe a nice scarf. Oh, and apparently Mordred is following them. Forgot about that guy. Thanks so much for listening, see you next week!
Everyone knows but Dawn.I've been there, that's some bullshit. I feel you, girl. Also Glory is a god, but I don't know what that means in this context? Are gods above or below the Powers that Be? We're the oracles immortal too?Also the Watcher's council is back and are just as useless as ever.
Hurley is having a hard time. The lie that Jack convinces them all to tell is tearing him apart. He doesn't think they should have left The Island, but when he's given the chance to go back, he throws a Hot Pocket at it. Kind of. Meanwhile, on The Island, shit is going down. There are flaming arrows and new people who are more than willing to cut off hands even before getting answers to their questions. We don't like them.