We All Got Secrets: Recent Episodes

Mike Hoch

A look at life from a couple of average dads.

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Amazon Prime Day; The world hates Ben Simmons; Mike's return to softball; Paying for toilets down the shore; Diner en blanc; Dick Vitale respects the BBC; and Steve reads from Urban Dictionary.

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On this week’s podcast we discuss: Techniques for preparing chicken; Mike getting old; Steve’s chance to be a hero; Possible mercy; We killed Ned Beatty; and Key Clubs

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On this week’s pod we discuss: Mayweather vs Paul; Rich people buying other rich people stuff; Zuck is stalking us; and More jellybeans

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Arcade games; Steve gets some jellybeans; Pittman gets pinched for a post in 2014; Hibachi adventures; Memorial day recap; Steve's rap gets deep; and Trolling in real time.

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Pittman hits up a car show; Bill Gate's BFF; Rogue ice cream trucks; Lantern flies are back; and Sammy stops by!

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Going back to NJ; Michael's victory dinner; Dogecoin returns from the moon; Spongebob ice cream; and Bennifer is back.

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On this week's pod, we discuss: Mike's kids meet the ice cream truck; Mike ends a grudge; COVID restrictions are ending; People getting paid subscriptions; Steve's Anniversary; and Steve sings Ice Cream

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On this week’s podcast we discuss: team text chats; legends week comes to an end; a near Amber Alert; weed delivery; and the Oscar Recap you’ve all been waiting for.

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On this week's podcast, we discuss: Legends Week; Dom and Sammy becoming friends; Another elite yelper; Cleaning is bad for you; Gender Revels are bad for your health; and Winners waiting in line for baseball cards at Target. 

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Mike being a hero; Dom's whole team got traded; Hardo baseball coaches; Millennials jumping the vaccine line; and Steve raps with the devil

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On this week's podcast: we discuss a few things, but all that matters is Steve has to face someone he yelped.

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On this week's podcast, we discuss: Our one year anniversary; What is ASMR; Steve vs Seat Geek; Forrest Gump; and Steve reads some Vanilla Ice

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Cheesesteak Day; Meat Party; Coaching baseball; Virtual Field Trips; Luden's Cough Drops; and Steve rocks Fanny Pack.

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On this week’s podcast we discuss: Mike goes mountain climbing; Getting Hacked; Wendy Williams letting it out on both ends; Parking lot encounters; and Steve walks off the pod

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On this weeks podcast we discuss: Selling Tweets; The real heroes of the pandemic; Dunking on kids; Home renovations; and its Drill Time for Steve. 

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On this week's podcast we discuss Schools and sports opening up; Climbing meat mountain; Yelp parties; and Steve tries to inspire us.

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On this week's podcast we discuss: best funerals; Strangers striking up convos; getting out of group chats; Steve got hacked; and some Bloodhoung Gang

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On this week's podcast we discuss: McDonalds at Pokemon cards; America's favorite game show, Is that a Vape; Responding to Hot Takes; and Steve sings

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On this week's pod we discuss: Sunday Recap; The best places to streak; Making up crypto; Gorilla Glue; Office Jargon; and Steve raps again!

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Shoveling Snow; Famous Clout Chasers; Game Stop and the Stock Market; and Steve does another impersonation. 

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On this week's podcast we discuss Mike getting a Cybertruck; Cyber Learning Clout Chasing; Steve is an artist; 80's TV draft; and Steve doesn't curse.

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Old School Wrestling; Rudy is a fraud; Kids cursing in sports; Fact Check denied; Steve was almost the Sixers PA announcer; and Steve reads ICP. 

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On this week's podcast we discus: Nickelodeon in the NFL; Prank Calls and Prank Faxes; Urban Fishing; and Steve Makes it Clap. 

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On this week's podcast we intended to discuss hitting the power ball, some current events, and the texts allegedly between Von Miller and his ex-girlfriend, but instead we just spent the hour making a bunch of explicit jokes. 

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Christmas recap; Mask Madness; OJ and Jennifer Aniston might get cancelled; Steve got a new phone and spits Reunited

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On this week's podcast we discuss: breaking the law; paying for adult content; snow is coming; and Steve and Mike freestyle. 

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Holiday recap; the Elf on the shelf nonsense; Work emails getting hacked; FB is at it again; and Steve has murder on his mind. 

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On this week's podcast, we discuss: The Band is getting back together; Thanksgiving Plans; Thanksgiving Food; Small Business to check out this weekend; Steve recites Project Pat. 

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On this week's podcast we discuss:  Retirement Plans; Secret Santas; Next Gen Video Games; and Steve has a Freaky Friday

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On this week’s podcast we discuss: Mike is on the road; Men eating sandwiches; Current state of American politics for people who don’t care; And Steve has some choices

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Our reaction to election reaction; FB censorship; Halloween recap; and Steve toasts the douchebags!

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Getting caught in a political parade; Halloween candy; Thriller is overrated; Flipping people off; and our official Borat review!

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On this week's podcast, we discuss: Zoom calls gone wild; Mike got lawn bombed; Steve offends women everywhere; Who decides what is and isn't a word; and Steve reads 2 Live. 

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Amazon Prime Day; The NBA Finals; Another trip into the Hitman's kitchen; A packed house at Florida vs LSU; and Steve licks the lollipop. 

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On this week's pod, we discuss: Kids' sports update; Kids and YouTube; How to beat customer service(and not be a Karen); and the long awaited reading of David Banner "Play" (Sorry Mom)

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On this week's podcast we discuss the presidential debate; Dan fried chicken; Mike's daughter made her communion; Reusing condoms; the MTA has a secret break room; and Steve's rap tour continues. 

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On this week’s podcast we discuss: adjusting back to school life; A 5th grader wearing a Hooters Mask; Fenway Park gets invaded; Gruden faked Covid; and Steve meets R Z A!

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Ok this week’s episode we discuss: Steve’s trip to the dentist; Mike went to a wedding; The NFL is back (we think); and Steve reads more rap lyrics.

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Smoking your meat; Donald Trump handing out personal stimulus payments; The Tooth Fairy had a windfall; Our first member of the Secret Society; and Steve reads a rap song.

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Back to school; Athletes who were ahead of their time; Fan interference at a game with no fans; and Mike is the mask police. 

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On this week's pod we discuss: a trip to WV; The Sixers are dead, is the process dead too?; McDonalds is bringing the fire; and Mike's oldest son Michael checks in. 

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On this week's podcast we discuss: Internet Board Meetings; Getting paid by insurance companies; When I was a kid: video games; and Talking Hockey.  Plus Steve gets so angry he hangs up on us. 

Outro used with permission from Hardwork Movement - AWNC

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On this week's pod we discuss: Baby Hitman; Has Karen jumped the shark?; Rap Snacks Noodles; Our sports teams stink, except in hockey; and we have our first guest!!!

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On this week’s podcast we discussed: Tropical Storm damage; Hanging out with friends; The Marlins are scumbags; and the NBA is rolling.

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On this week’s episode we discuss: the Marlins are ruining everything; Lou Williams bursts the bubble; Steve continues his Pokémon journey; and Dr. Fauci had an Opening Day to forget.

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On this week’s episode we discuss: The start of baseball; we have a NBA bubble mole; and KFC is going to print your chicken.

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On tonight’s episode we discuss: correcting other people’s children; the NBA bubble is bursting; bartering coins; and making purchases on Wayfair.

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On this week’s episode we discuss: 4th of July Celebrations; appliance deliveries; the great coin shortage of 2020; our last meals.

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On this week’s episode we discuss: Doing normal things is the new norm; Mike got banned from a fb group; Sports are getting closer; Mike Schmidt vs Allen Iverson

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On this week’s podcast we discuss: Father’s Day; Getting roasted at a BBQ; Steve went to a Bodega; The world continues to open; Big Brother is watching our phones; Our favorite TV Dads.

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On this week’s podcast we discussed: Doppelgängers; Family Fun Time; Pickle Sandwich Dissapointment; Covid is stealing Slurpee Day; Baseball is dead.

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On this week’s podcast we discuss: The new norm is the old norm; Super Storms; Who’s cooler: Dads or Moms?; Toilet Paper; and Cole Slaw: take it or leave it?

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On this week’s podcast we discuss: Mike’s moving on up; Mechanics are crooks; One giant leap for Elon Musk; Charcoal vs Propane; Who has the best Cheesesteaks! Outro song is “AWNC” by Hardwork Movement

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On this week’s podcast we discuss: Memorial Day Recap; Sports are back (for real); Getting Haircuts; Fireworks; Defending unpopular opinions. Outro song is “AWNC” used with permission from Hardwork Movement.

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On this week’s podcast we discuss: Business owners vs Everybody; Karen returns; was Michael Jordan poisoned; Chuck E. Cheese has an alias; and how to handle solicitors.

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On this week’s episode: Steve can’t build a chair; We survived Mother’s Day but Karen didn’t; Boardwalks are packed; Tyson is dropping bombs in the ring; and Bathroom Etiquette. Thank you to The Hardwork Movement for the use of their song “AWNC” as our outro!

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On this week’s pod we discuss: Tupac Shakur filing for unemployment, Foul Mouthed Politicians, Murder Hornets, Cinco de Mayo, and Fanny Packs.

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On this week’s pod: Sports are back(for real), the Blue Angel’s flew over, Spotted Lantern Flies are also back, and Celebrity Crushes. Plus Kim Jong Un is dead, maybe.

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On this week’s Pod: Sports are back, the country of Serbia loves us, gender reveals, and stores will open as soon as people leave their underwear on.

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On this week’s pod we discuss pandemic Easter, who we want to get quarantined with, and how we’re spending our stimulus payments. Also, Hookers and Blow

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In this week’s pod we discuss shopping during the pandemic, Wood Meme’s, and things we don’t like that everyone else loves.

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This is an introduction to us, the pod, and to COVID-19 Pandemic