Jack Squat with Scotch!: Recent Episodes
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Scotch knows some stuff, so get ready for a torrent of wisdom intended to enlighten and amuse. Tune in to receive all the useless knowledge your brain cells can handle.
Oh, go on! Put that pocketbook away. We're not going to charge you a stinkin' dime for this episode of the Jack Squat podcast. Heck! You don't even need a special antenna to receive the signal. Seriously, this is an absolutely free podcast. On this particular edition Scotch talks about television, Clintons vs Kardashians, Bad Ass Coffee, celebrities, Uhaul dating and more. We even manage to squeeze some Stupid Criminals in there. Have fun... this one is on us!
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You're getting very sleepy! Prepare to be lulled into a deep trance via the Jack Squat podcast. This episode: Gymnosis, the latest in mind-bending fitness training. Also fajitas, pants hacks, random facts and stupid criminals. Now when I snap my fingers, you put in those earbuds and listen. Capiche? 3...2...1... SNAP!
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You're darn tootin' it's another podcast! Now quit being a wise acre and set your hiney down and listen to it. This time around Scotch talks about baby names that used to be totally normal but have now been forever ruined by pop culture. Also; tales of Billie Jean, ridiculously long fingernails, theme park rides, bigfoot and more! So shove those earbuds in and have a listen already. It don't cost nothing!
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I'm on fins and needles, friends! Once again, it's "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel and so we're bringing that same exploitative energy to the JACK Squat podcast. Today we talk about poor quality shark movies, crazed monk seal attacks, booze news, bogus phrases, eating off the floor and most importantly... how to survive a shark attack. It's the podcast that could save your life. So put on those water wings and dive in to another sub-par podcast from JACK FM.
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You picked a WEINER!! Today's podcast is jam packed with in-depth discussions about everyone's favorite tubular meat, the hot dog. Plus; dating lawsuits, raccoon danger, baseball, ice cream, life on the moon, porn stamps and stupid criminals. So grab your buns and get a mouthful of JACK SQUAT. It's a podcast you can relish.
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Get ready to doff your duds, friends. It's time to go commando with the latest "Live Nude" episode of the JACK SQUAT podcast with Scotch. We've got so many nude-related stories this time around, including Denise Richards joining OnlyFans. Plus Mailbox Lasagna, Nude Pickleball, Taco Bell's Big Cheez-It Tostada, Shrinkflation and of course...Stupid Criminals. So, what are you waiting for? Strip out of those skivvies and have a listen.
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Hopefully you've been doing your lip exercises, because Scotch and the JACK SQUAT podcast really wanna' plant one on you. That's right, it's National Kissing Day. We've also got a frightening health test, a listener mailbag segment, ketchup popsicles and finger sporks. Well, this show ain't going to listen to itself. Pop in those earbuds and set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, you here?
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Another potboiler for you; were you aware that there's a forthcoming Sriracha shortage?! Well, thank God we're here to tell you about it. Jack Squat has got the breaking news as well as the low down on booze. We talk bourbon as well as a slimy beer that has had to be recalled in the midwest. Plus-Tortilla Challenge, A World Gone Mad, and Self Esteem. Shove in those earbuds and give 'er a listen already.
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It's the most fun you can have with your pants on-- the JACK Squat podcast with Scotch! For starters, it appears that Geico is paying out for STD's now. We'll share a disgusting recipe for 'healthy Coke', touch on Donald Duck, birthdays, Staying Positive and wrap it all up with some Stupid Criminals. Sound good? Bahh... what do you know?! Have a listen.
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Hey! Great news for guys who look like Scotch... the Dad Bod is back! Why is that? Maybe it's got something to do with drinking too dang much Mountain Dew. Have you heard about Dew's latest revolting flavor? Let's talk Pickle-Flavored Dew, Deserted Burger Kings, Night Owls and Coffee Consumption on this edition of the JACK SQUAT podcast. C'mon, let's roll this pig in the ditch.
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The latest episode of the JACK SQUAT podcast contains a rip-roaring tale of Johnny Cash peeing all over a city. Salacious stuff, huh? Before we get to that, however, we need to talk about this dude that's eaten a Big Mac every day for fifty years! How's that grab you? We'll also talk huggers, Hot Pockets and take a look at some of the stupidest criminals this side of a Coen Brothers movie. It's all there in this week's JACK SQUAT! Go on... have a listen.
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Hey! It's the best day of the year, and to celebrate we're packing the podcast with Friday-the-13th-style fun. It's another "Friday the 13th Fun Show" where we talk about all the GOOD THINGS that have happened on Friday the 13th. Also, a court has declared that calling someone bald is considered sexual harassment. It's burgers, baldies and big machetes as we tackle Camp Crystal Lake's favorite madman, Jason Voorhees. Have a listen!
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Did you hear the news? Somebody went and declared today Eat-Whatever-You-Want Day. What... like we needed permission?! Nevertheless, we're going to talk about our favorite trash foods. (Ten-to-one Scotch says convenience store hot dogs.) Next we talk iPods and coffee and the bold choice to leave social media once and for all. All this as well as the regular garbage you've come to expect, like Random Facts, Stupid Criminals and so much more. Go on... have a listen. You know you want to.
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"Mish Mash! I was taking a bath." You might be asking yourself, what is this guy... Bobby Darin?! But enough of that foolishness. It's an all-new mish mash of a podcast featuring some of the top-shelf topics Scotch spit out over the last day or two on the JACK Morning Show. Things like drunken behavior, Mike Myer's new show The Pentaverate, Man Rules and so much more. Have a listen... it's FREE!
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Try not to freak out, alright? It's Paranormal Tuesday and Scotch is going to lay a few facts on you about the paranormal as well as delve into the "Top Five Shockingly Honest Things People Would Do If They Could Do Things With Their Minds." Then... it's the guy who grew a penis on his arm, what your car says about you, and all the other regular stuff you've come to tolerate with this podcast. Enjoy!
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Need to lighten that head of yours? Here's a full ounce of Jack Squat's 420 Podcast with Scotch (everyone's least favorite assistant manager.) Featuring Four-twenty facts, Nerd News, Celebrity poop and everything else you'd ever want from a morning wake and bake. Have a listen. Trust me, dude-- it weighs.
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There's one thing we refuse to joke around about here at JACK FM and that's the legitimacy of alcohol-related holidays. You want to call it National Beer Day? Who are we to question it. So let's celebrate with an icy-cold new podcast. After a foamy Top Five list, Scotch asks a personal question. Then it's on to Random Facts, Stupid Criminals in the News and we wrap it all up with a nice piece of cheesecake and some porn. Dig in, gang. Let's roll this pig in the ditch.
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Spoiler Alert! This podcast contains spoilers. If you don't want to hear about the lady who wrote a book called "How to Kill Your Husband" who is now on trial for killing her husband, then don't listen. If you don't want to hear about a guy who found a seven foot snake in his couch... don't listen. How did we do in the latest poll ranking the healthiest cities in the United States? Spoiler alert; it's in this podcast. Have a listen!
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Let's roll this pig in the ditch. It's time to dig in to our latest podcast. First thing out of the gate we dump on Anne Hathaway and her obvious cupcake hack. Next up, a demon that's been trapped in a rock may be free to menace the world as we know it. You know what? I can't take the guilt... please bare witness as I apologize for being rude to Anne Hathaway. On to bigger things; stupid criminals, beaver news, Love Boat dating show, dog sweaters and other stuff. Go on... have a listen.
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Pull up a dumpster, friends! Do you know how many people actually admit to eating out of the garbage? More than you think. We'll talk about it on today's podcast. We'll also tackle the ticklish subject of why we love our dogs more than we love our children. Plus emojis, media influencers, people who touch themselves in coffee shops and MORE!! Have a listen already.
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Pull on those platform shoes and get ready to shake your groove thing with Scotch under that big, fat, stupid, mirrored ball. We're having a midweek disco party in the JACK FM studio on this week's podcast. Plus we're talking meatballs, people getting harpooned in the pee-pee, porch pooping, Nikki Sixx's feud with Eddie Vedder and more. Let's get it on!
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Well, look who's here! Poking around for a new podcast? Come on in then. Today we're talking toilets and toasters... but the fun doesn't end there. Paul Stanley joins me for a new "Stupid Criminals in the News", we exercise to the classic "Go You Chicken Fat" song and we talk about Scarlett Johansson's thong. Let's get after it!
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Why would anyone steal a thousand dollars worth of candles? Well, it makes more sense then hiding a crossbow in your pants. We cover both of these hard-hitting stories on today's podcast. Plus: Scotch's Cellphone Confession, Jackass's Johnny Knoxville, What the tooth fairy is paying these days and so much more. Have a listen!
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Well, lookee there... it's FRIDAY!! It's been a rough week so let's get our drink on. You've earned it, right? Plus Monday is President's Day so let's hear it for three-day weekends. On this podcast Scotch discusses Space Coke, Porsche fires, the Top 5 ways to let people know you're a D-Bag, and so much more. Have a listen already!
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A non-alcoholic beer that actually tastes good? Surely you jest. Let's talk about it on today's podcast along with space travel, Olympics Innuendo, Weird Laws and all the regular features you've come to tolerate. See ya' inside.
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Must be Valentine's Day... I see that you have a heart on! Get set for a podcast that's filled with all the sugary-sweet love you can stomach, as JACK SQUAT presents it's special Valentine's Day Super Show. We ease into things with a discussion on Tesla's recalled fart feature and then fully plunge into the holiday with Valentine's treats for your pets. Next up? Super Bowl commercials, celebrity birthdays, ugly babies and more topics centered on bad smells than should be allowed. Belly up to the bar and let us pour you up a bubbly podcast cocktail. Here we go!
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Eyeww! Is that what I think it is floating in my morning java?! On today's podcast, we talk about a restaurant ad that promoted coffee with a BIG something extra in it. Also the Top Five things you can do to show a little kindness today, giving up on your resolutions and all of the regular features you've come to tolerate. Enjoy!
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Giving Hearts Day is Feb. 10th. Nearly 550 charities are taking part, one of which is Fix It Forward Ministry. Scotch talks with Jeremy Jenson of Fix It Forward and finds out what they're all about. Have a listen and go visit GivingHeartsDay.Org.
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What-- are we turning the JACK FM studio into a sauna now? Join Scotch as he endures an extra steamy studio on a Monday morning and discusses: Big Lottery Wins, Questions we should be Googling about the Olympics, a Canadian woman who found a naked man living in her trunk and more!! Yes, it's going to get even hotter when we talk about the grossest words and tell you all about the latest taco news. It's real... it's raw... it's real raw. It's the JACK SQUAT podcast! Have a listen.
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Are you ready for a Post-Groundhog Day wrap up? You'd better hope to God you are, because the "Jack Squat" train is leaving the station and it ain't slowing down for nobody! Ya' hear me? First stop is some audio from an inappropriate outgoing message that lost one girl a potential job. Then, it's Groundhog Day wrap-up time, followed by Bezos, Bridges and Birthdays. I'd tell you more but let's save a little mystery for the podcast, eh? All aboard!!
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Are you responsible for the "dumbing down" of cats? Find out on today's podcast. Plus Scotch's tools, Wayne and Garth's Myrthmobile, our universal love of pizza and all the other regular features you've come to tolerate. Have a listen!
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What? Are you still complaining about how COLD it its? Well, pull up a stump and warm yourself with the soothing sounds of Scotch's "JACK SQUAT" podcast. Topics as comforting as spouses and peanut brittle, bell bottoms and birthdays, and more. We check out some sleep stats, dig into some stupid criminals, enjoy a few random facts and then Barry Cenaiko stops by to talk about this weekend's Boat Show. C'mon in... the water is fine!!
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Here's some brief, dopey, podcast fun for you from Scotch in the JACK SQUAT bunker. Let's get things going by talking about the latest stupid Tik Tok trend, Nyquil Chicken! Not dumb enough? How about fart jars? We follow that up with the highest paid musicians of 2021 and two of our regular features; Stupid Criminals in the News and Random Facts. Bon Apetit.
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Ooh! Another provocative title. Let's hope the podcast lives up to the hype. Are hump days really the least popular day for getting it on? Like a hole in a fence at a nudist colony... we'll look into it. Also, pairing wine with mac and cheese, NFL potatoes, and a laundry list of other topics you'll suffer through. It's all inside, folks. So take your shoes off and come on in. It's JACK SQUAT time!!
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Ho ho ho! Look at what's dropping down your chimney... a new JACK SQUAT podcast. Did you know that a Christmas tree in your bedroom could improve your sex life? Watch out for the pine needles. Plus- porch pirates, today's date in history, the mouth-watering smell of a KFC log in the fireplace and a new Top Five List. We wrap it up with a Stupid Criminals in the News and a new stack of Random Facts. Sound good? Alright then, have at it.
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Ready to get in the spooky spirit of the season? Hold up... first Scotch has to reboot the station. There we go! Ya' ready? This episode contains a violent rooster attack, pumpkin-loving rats, cars and cocaine, birthdays and bongs, horror movie facts, and loads of candy corn. Not enough for you? We wrap it up with the obligatory stupid criminals and random facts. Go ahead and have a listen!
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Mary Beth Burns from NDSCS and Taya Spelhaug from Microsoft join Scotch to talk about Upskilling ND. It's a training program for job seekers wanting to expand their technology skills and best of all... it's FREE! Want to learn more? Have a listen.
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Hey, another substandard podcast recorded in the oddest of places...the engineer's closet! Feh--what do I care? There are still awesome topics to cover like Best Cereals for Pooping, Weird Collections, Billionaires and Birthdays, and of course our regular features Stupid Criminals and Random Facts. Take it all in and let the magic happen.
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Slap on that sunscreen and join Scotch for a "Bummer Summer" on this week's podcast. The Jack Squat vacation package takes off with a Corvette whoop-de-doo followed by a story about how you might be swallowing pills wrong. Then we waste some food. Still on board for more? Great. Remember; no pants, no make up... no problem. We wind things down with the mandatory Stupid Criminals stories and some Random Facts. Now, go have a listen!
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Hot Dog!! It's the podcast with weiners, weiners, and more weiners... so dig in! At least the first couple topics are weiner heavy. Then we move into less meaty territory with stories about a joyride in chains, assigned seats, smelly kids, and Ned Flanders shoes. We wrap it up with the ceremonial reading of Stupid Criminals in the News and Random Facts. Have at it.
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Do you know what day it is? Let's head on down to Camp Crystal Lake for Jack Squat's Friday the 13th Fun Show! We talk Friday the 13th, Showering, Beer for Breakfast, and discuss some famous Friday the 13th birthdays. Plus-Stupid Criminals and Random Facts! Better not forget your First Aid kit.
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Let's light the wick on this sucker! IKEA has a meatball-scented candle... a candle that smells like meat? Why didn't we think of that? We also talk billboards in space, mustard buns, South Park, Overplayed Songs, Stranger Things and wrap it up with our regular features; Stupid Criminals and Random Facts. Well... get listening! This thing isn't going to just happen on it's own, y'know?!
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It's going to get nasty, folks. Scotch discusses dirty hotel secrets and follows that up with some tawdry nut facts (that don't sound remotely dirty at all... really!) Next up, we try some chips, discuss the ice cream bandit and then cleanse our pallet with some traditional features; Stupid Criminals and Random Facts. Have a listen!
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If that provocative title doesn't reel you in I don't know WHAT will! Not only does this week's podcast have naked dudes chasing pigs, but also Pillow Talk, the worst smells of summer, stuff to upset Andy Warhol and Pineapple Swingers. We wrap it all up with the obligatory Stupid Criminals and Random Facts and call 'er good. Go on... take a listen already! Sheesh!
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What goes together better than tacos and fireworks? How about macaroni and cheese flavored ice cream? You may be wondering what I'm talking about. Actually, I may be giving myself too much credit. You probably could care less what I'm talking about. None the less, all your questions will be answered if you just take a listen to this week's Jack Squat podcast. So... go ahead. Do it!
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Today's podcast is brought to you by Rico Suave's "Mooseknuckle Pants." Finally, a pant that really shows off the jewels. Scotch discusses the benefits of castration, a story about a shifty woman's attempt to get free labor, Joe Exotic's quest for manly romance and more. We wrap it all up with our regular Stupid Criminals and Random Facts segments and call 'er good. You in? Then buckle up and have a listen.
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This here's a humdinger. On this Jack Squat podcast we start off by going over the rules we should all abide by when using the arm rest on an airplane. Then, we're on to the tawdry stuff! It's a love triangle on vacation with "Tales of Tainted Love" followed by lustful snack obsessions. Do you like dad bods? You do? What a sicko. We cover that as well as Random Facts and marijuana falling from the sky with "Stupid Criminals in the News." Enjoy!
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We've got another juicy bouillabaisse of a podcast for you. Scotch talks about calling in sick for work and getting busted, the cicada nightmare and more. There are more Stupid Criminals, Random Facts, a peek at Kanye's UGLY jacket, and we wrap things up with our first "poop-in-the-pool" story of the summer. Check it out---it's all in this episode of JACK SQUAT!
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Nothing is too stupid to include in a podcast, right? I'm glad you agree with me on that. Just keep that in mind as you listen to this assortment of stories and bits, including one about a mayoral candidate who got interrupted during a press conference by a flying sex toy attached to a drone. Still with me? Great. We also talk donuts, stinky states, Karens, board games, stupid criminals and more. Have a listen!
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Nothing gets the saliva flowing like a top-notch podcast. That said, let's wax poetic about hummus and peeing cicadas. Have I got your pie hole dripping yet? No? Well, I'm sure you'll find some of these other topics enticing. Let's see... hot dogs... taking back the tip... random facts... nope? Oh well. Why not humor me and have a listen anyway. This is Jack Squat with Scotch.
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There are a lot of thinkers in this one... as well as stinkers. How much more do men care about looks than women? Also, the return of the mullet and A-Ha: The Movie. Is it possible to breathe through your butt? Scientists think so. Plus Lightning Strikes, Hugs, Stupid Criminals and Random Facts. Tee it up and let's roll this pig in the ditch.
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These days it's all about big butts. What's up with all of these butt implants?! Scotch gets to the "bottom" of it. Also, Zombie Weiners, Office News, and spicy tales of self-loving. Enjoy the podcast.
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Another podcast?! You're darn tootin' it's another podcast and it's a fine one at that. This episode we talk about how nice teeth are the new fake boobs. Sounds ridiculous doesn't it? Also included: Pizza, Crocs are Booming, Beaver News, and Stupid Criminals. So spit out that gum, sit up straight and have a listen to Jack Squat!
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Are you taking enough coffee breaks? There's one coffee company that wants to know why you aren't taking even MORE! We talk about that as well as elderly fashion trends, top drunken fast-food choices, random facts and, of course, all the stupid criminals you've come to know and love. What's it gonna' hurt to listen? Am I right?
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Sheesh! Haven't you heard the news? There's a new denim cycle and skinny jeans are out. Scotch will fill you in on all the details in this new podcast as well a how you can apply to be an official MLB Taste Tester. Not enough to grab your attention? Man, you're a picky S.O.B. aren't you? Tell you what, we'll thrown in some Stupid Criminals, Random Facts and Hit and Run Headlines. See ya' on the other side.
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Plumbing the depths of lowbrow entertainment, Scotch returns with another JACK SQUAT podcast. This time around? Airplane-shaped purses that cost five figures, Subway meats, people who don't use the internet, peeing in bottles, and getting older. We wrap things up with some Stupid Criminals and Random facts and before you know it... almost ten minutes of your life is gone and you'll never get it back. Enjoy!
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I hope you've got the fever for some Hump Day podcast fun! Scotch's Jack Squat returns with potboilers like the guy who flew a Heroin Drone, Scantily-Clad Parents, and a gal who was moved by a guy's sexy "French Fry Invite" on Tinder. All this plus a discussion on when we peak, as well as Random Facts and Stupid Criminals. Have at it.
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Quit wearing that t-shirt into the swimming pool and show off that gorgeous Dad Bod! Is this truly the most desirable body type right now? Have a listen and find out. Scotch may even lay some Random Facts on you as well as some Stupid Criminal News. So, shirts off... and let's roll this pig in the ditch!
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Blast off for adventure! On today's podcast, scientists realize the future need to repopulate the earth hinges on one thing and one thing only... a giant sperm bank on the moon! Scotch also shares some unwritten rules we should all live by as well as some Random Facts and the story of a criminal who pleasured himself with a pickle. Dig in... it's all waiting for you on today's JACK SQUAT!
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Ooh, it's like a mystery bag... but it's a podcast! That's right, only the juiciest choice-cuts from Friday's morning show with Scotch, sloppily assembled in a grab bag for your ears. What could be in there? Who knows... but I know this much; you sure as hell wanna' listen to it. Am I right or am I right? Get after it.
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No more lollygagging, you shiftless layabout! You should be listening to this podcast. Chop chop... Foods we can't live without? The Naked Cowboy arrested? How will you be able to go about your day unless you've heard the details? Scotch also has weird job-related Google searches, Stupid Criminals, Hit and Run Headlines and your Random Facts for a Wednesday. So, put down that taco and strap in for another "Jack Squat" podcast already. Sheesh!
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Hey! Cut 'n paste podcast fun! That's right, a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Thanks for indulging me. This time around we've got some Stupid Criminals, Random Facts, a survey about working from home, a story about a turkey attack and wedding bells for Nicholas Cage... for the FIFTH time around! It's short so you've got no excuse for not listening. Now do it.
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Hey! The Red River Valley Sportsmen's Show is back at the FargoDome March 4th-7th. Barry Cenaiko, from Cenaiko productions, sat down with Scotch to talk about all the great seminars, entertainment and fun happening. Not to mention boat show pricing on the newest fishing boats and pontoons, tackle and electronics and more! Twiggy the waterskiing squirrel was even in studio as well. Have a listen!
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On this episode of the Jack Squat podcast, we climb to the top of the Nutty-Stories Pile for a tale about a lady who bit a guy's tongue off and the wacky seagull that ate it after she spit it out. Yeah, we're getting that nutty. Also Stupid Criminals, Random Facts, a morning mind-blower, and those neglected "check engine" lights. Have a listen, chump!
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Sure, Mondays suck... but that doesn't mean they can't be tolerable. Let "Jack Squat" apply the healing balm of laughter to your wounded soul. Scotch talks about you opportunity to land a DREAM JOB!! Plus Random Facts, airport bribery gone wrong, more stupid criminals and hug alternatives. Interested? Well, have a listen anyways.
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Some odds and ends from the Feb.18th edition of Scotch's JACK FM Morning Show. A brief "Tales of Seduction" followed by Random Facts, a team with a zero point zero percent chance of winning, things you shouldn't do, and some riveting massage talk. Have a listen already!
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Here's a nice, short, easily digestible podcast that you can stick in your ears for roughly five minutes or so. An assortment of random facts, a dude who gets his junk stuck in a large metal nut and a list of things we'll never do again after the pandemic. You want more than that? Then you'll have to go elsewhere. Enjoy!
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Hey! It's another Jack Squat podcast, brimming with morning-show-like goodness. Scotch discusses Jacob Panic's YouTube show, "Bongs and Banjos" ...it's exactly what you think it is. Plus "New Relationship Terms for the Pandemic Era" as well as Random Facts and Stupid Criminals. Have a listen already!!
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Jack Squat is back! Scotch discusses how a little spare tire around the middle might actually lead to a longer life. Plus Stupid Criminals in the News, Uno the Movie, and more gossip out of Hollyweird. Enjoy!
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Put some pants on and enjoy another "JACK Squat" podcast with Scotch. This episode Scotch talks about those dreaded leftovers rotting away in your fridge. He also fills your earholes with random facts you didn't know you needed to hear and wraps things up with some of the dullest people in America. Sound like fun? Really?! Okay then. Have a listen!
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Typical morning-show-style shenanigans on this edition of JACK SQUAT! Scotch takes a look at "Stupid Criminals in the News", gives you some sleeping stats and wraps things up with a blistering dose of Hit and Run Headlines. If you think you've heard it all before... you ain't heard Jack Squat.
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Scotch talks with Amy Okeson from Atonement Lutheran about the "Feed My Starving Children" Virtual Telethon taking place this Thursday (Jan 28) and how you can help them reach their goal of paying for 1 million lifesaving meals for malnourished children.
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2020 has impacted a lot of local music, and JADE Presents is one of them. In this podcast, Scotch talks with Jade Nielsen about keeping the area music scene alive as well as pressing through the challenge. Find out about "Save Live Music" and the exciting new merch you can purchase to help out. Have a listen!
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Well, you certainly don't get any more schlocky than 1978's "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and JACK FM's Scotch, along with KFGO's Bob Harris, are here to tell you all about it. From it's ridiculously-catchy opening theme to the tomato-exploding finale of "Puberty Love", you won't be able to get it out of your head. Have a listen as Scotch and Bob dissect this juicy, late-seventies' cult classic.
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Scotch and KFGO's Bob Harris look at a sleazy little gem from 2012 called "Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader" that features Treat Williams, Sean Young and... you guessed it, GIANT CHEERLEADERS! Find out what they thought in this week's B-Movie Bonanaza. Go on, have a listen.
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The Film Detective, Phil Hopkins, joins Scotch and Bob Harris to talk about the Film Detective streaming app and film archive. This summer, they'll be bringing you lots of classic Drive-In Movie fare, cult and b-movie fun. Phil visits with Scotch and Bob Harris at length, discussing the 1964 schlock film "Teenage Strangler." Enjoy!
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Scotch and Bob Harris are back! This time, they take an in-depth look at the 2014 horror-comedy "Zombeavers", a film which gleefully delivers the gory silliness one would expect from a movie about carnivorous killers with an overbite. Listen in as they discuss the rich details of the only movie that's brave enough to pit co-eds against bloodthirsty beavers. Have a listen!
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This week, Scotch and Bob Harris talk with actress Joy Harmon about the film "Village of the Giants" as well as her iconic car wash scene in Cool Hand Luke. We catch up with Joy and find out what she's doing today and what it was like doing all of those great TV and movie roles that she's known for. Have a listen!
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Your connoisseurs of all-things-cheesy are back with another 1950's classic. Scotch is joined by Bob Harris from KFGO, as they take a look at the Roger Corman 1957 classic, "Attack of the Crab Monsters." This is a good one! Featuring Russell Johnson (Gilligan's Island), Pamela Duncan, and an entire island taken over by enormous, mutated, telepathic crabs that are bent on world domination, Attack of the Crab monsters is a must see. Have a listen as Scotch and Bob talk about some of their favorite moments. Enjoy!
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Let's talk about discovering counter culture the grass roots way- like when a friend turns you on to a new band or a cool movie or an artist that you've never heard of before. When I was in my early twenties, my buddy Rick Stenerson turned me on to the cartoonist Robert Crumb and it changed my life. This podcast is about ignoring the flavor of the week and seeking out alternatives. Enjoy!
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Scotch from JACK FM and Bob Harris from KFGO have teamed up for another potboiler this week. It's the great early-90's slasher film, "Sorority House Massacre 2" directed by Jim Wynorski and featuring Gail Harris, Melissa Moore, and Peter Spellos. Gratuitous nudity, violence... and loads of laughs. We had a lot of fun with this one and we think you will too. Have a listen!
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JACK FM's assistant manager, Scotch has joined forces with Bob Harris from KFGO to once again dig into the archives of history's cheeziest movies. This week, they tackle a real stinker from 1962 called EEGAH! Listen in as Scotch and Bob discuss Richard Kiel in a loincloth, dune buggies, the questionable appeal of Arch Hall Jr. and so much more. Have a listen already! You know you want to.
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Watch out for that leather-clad rockabilly psychopath with the electric drill in his guitar! Scotch and Bob Harris are back with a brand new B-Movie Bonanza. This time out they're reviewing the 1987 slasher that is a loosely-based sequel to Slumber Party Massacre that stars Crystal Bernard (Wings). The film follows Courtney, the younger sister from the first movie, as she and her friends are attacked by a supernatural psychobilly with a power drill guitar. What did Scotch and Bob think of this movie? Will they watch part three? Why do they keep subjecting themselves to this torture? Have a listen and find out for yourself.
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What could be more important than shifting your attention away from bad things and delighting in some mindless entertainment? I think a lot of people see distraction as a negative but when they can shift our focus from negative experiences to something that puts a smile on our face I say, "BRING IT ON!" In this podcast, I talk about watching MASH and my hobby of drawing comics. Do you like MASH? Do you like comics? Well, look at that... I've got your attention already. It's a short one so why not have a listen? -Scotch
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Roger Corman alumni, Beverly Gray joins Scotch and Bob Harris to talk about Roger Corman, Dick Miller, Slumber Party Massacre 3, and Ron Howard, among other things.
After completing her doctorate in Contemporary American Fiction, Beverly Gray worked for the legendary Roger Corman. At New World Pictures she edited scripts, wrote publicity materials, cast voice actors, and did just a little bit of everything. Later, she spent eight years at Concorde-New Horizon as Corman's story editor and development expert, overseeing the production of well over 150 low-budget movies. Beverly runs the blog Beverly in Movieland and has written books on Ron Howard, The Graduate and an unauthorized biography of Corman titled "Blood Sucking Vampires, Flesh Eating Cockroaches and Driller Killers."
She spent over a half hour talking with Scotch and Bob Harris, sharing great stories and revealing insights into the making of some of the great cult classics. Have a listen. We'll definitely be hearing more from Beverly on future episodes of the B-Movie Bonanza podcast.
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JACK FM's Scotch joins KFGO's Bob Harris for another round of "B-Movie Bonanza." This week, they talk about the 1982 slasher film SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE.
What happens when an 18-year old girl's parents are out of town and she throws a slumber party that gets crashed by a psychopath with a passion for power tools? Why didn't they invite Valerie from across the street? How does that drill keep running without some kind of cord? Find out the answer to these and more scintillating questions as Scotch and Bob go in depth on all the clever subtext in this early 80's slasher classic.
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Jack FM's assistant manager, Scotch is back with another edition of Jack Squat. Once again, Bob Harris from KFGO joins him for an in-depth discussion of some of the sleaziest and cheesiest movies you've ever seen. These guys watch them so you don't have to. This time out, they've focused their attention on the 1959 Roger Corman classic, "A Bucket of Blood!" What? You've never seen it? Well, then you'd better listen to the podcast and find out what you've been missing. Check it out!
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Would you rather know when you'll die or how you'll die? JACK FM assistant managers Scotch and Britta answer and debate the BIG questions on this edition of Jack Squat... all set to the sounds of a sexy 1970's porno soundtrack. Enjoy!
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Sure, there have been lists compiled before, by sources such as "Rolling Stone" and "Bilboard", that claim to be the greatest albums of all time. We won't dispute that. However, we think that perhaps you'd like to know what Scotch and Britta think are the greatest albums of all time. Hear them talk at length about what they like and why they like it on this week's Jack Squat. Check it out!
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What is it that's so magical about the movie theater experience. Scotch and Britta discuss their experiences with going to the movies and try to get to the bottom of why the theater is so alluring. Have a listen!
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You know what kind of crap Scotch and Britta are up to THESE days but what are some strange things they used to do that you don't know about? Did you know Britta was a nanny... like Mary Poppins? Did you know that Scotch was a boxer? What other strange skeletons are in their closet? Hear the glamorous and not so glamorous histories of our illustrious podcast hosts.
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Scotch and Britta are at it again. They're hanging out in that Midwest Podcasting room, trying to get away without doing any work. This time, they're yammering away about comic books. Why they read them, what they read, etc. Have a listen! You've gotta' have a spare 12 minutes or so, don't you?
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The number one podcast on the internet, Jack Squat, returns with it's ridiculously entertaining eighth episode. Scotch and Britta are a couple of foodies. There's probably nothing else they enjoy quite as much as eating... find out what they like and where they find it as they talk about some of their most memorable dining experiences. Bon Apetit!
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Scotch and Britta are lounging around in that tropical paradise, known as "Jack Squat" and discussing whatever pops up on the Random Topic Generator. Here their thoughts on dangerous hobbies, baldness, discontinued products, and so much more. It's all in this week's Jack Squat. Check it out!
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Your intrepid assistant managers, Scotch and Britta, grew up in different eras and listened to very different music from one another. In this episode of Jack Squat, they discuss what they grew up listening to and how it impacted what they listen to today. From DEVO to Backstreet Boys--- this is the music that made them who they are today. Have a listen, won't you?
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Scotch and Britta return, talking about cars they owned when they were teenagers and how lucky they were they never got busted for all those times they were partying in them. Enjoy!
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An intmate little conversation that includes why Britta hates horror movies and what Scotch LOVES about slasher movies. What kinds of horror movies will Scotch not watch and what can they both agree on. Check it out!
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Britta interviews Fargo radio-veteran Scotch about his long and winding path through radio, drawing comics, and making music over the past 25 years. Join us as we take an in-depth swim in Lake Scotch. Go on... have a listen! It don't cost nothing.
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Sure, you've heard JACK FM's assistant manager Britta before, but how much do you actually know about her? Her background in comedy, zoology and micro-biology is fascinating but it sort of makes you wonder how in the hell she ended up working in radio. Scotch gets to the bottom of things on this week's episode of JACK SQUAT! Have a listen.
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Scotch and Britta trot out the first in what will seem like a never-ending parade of pretentious self-involved topics throughout the duration of this podcast's existence. We're joking of course. We're sure that you'll find it to be funny and entertaining. It's "FAVORITE CARTOONS" and it's fabulous. Have a listen!! (Next time Britta will make sure to have her microphone facing the right direction for a cleaner listening experience for the listener.)
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