The Salty Language Podcast covers weird news and crime stories, geek news, sports, or whatever we come up with. We do a top 5 list each week, as well as a round of Would You Rather? and other fun! NSFW
In this episode, we rant about The Walking Dead creators fighting over rights, fight over Ghost Rider's rights, Bill Murray to be replaced in Ghostbusters 3?, girl's lunch replaced by school, court clerk looks at porn during rape trial, Monsanto found guilty of poisoning, woman credits big breasts for saving life, Sony raised price on Whiteny's music after death, couple has weird engagement, 74 year old man arrested for prostitution, naked woman role play alerts police, man breaks into apartment and makes chicken, woman gives man antifreeze smoothie, bill would rename Gulf of Mexico, frat boy sues after injury at frat party, smokehouse fire is best smelling fire says firefighter, man tries robbing bank with pies, K-Cup machines gouge consumers, man arrested for allegedly cooking cats, goats change accents based on region, vanity plate cause trouble, our site of the week, our top 5 comic book villians, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Language Share with your friends! Episode links: 1. Walking Dead co-creator suing other creator pt 1: http://tinyurl.com/6pmsfwc2. Part 2: http://tinyurl.com/736xgsx3. Marvel sues Ghost Rider creator: http://tinyurl.com/72pw5ps 4. Bill Murray maybe replaced in Ghostbusters 3?: http://tinyurl.com/7l3jzvp5. Girl's lunch replaced at school: http://tinyurl.com/7f9uss7 6. Court clerk looks at porn during rape trial: http://tinyurl.com/88lv59a7. Monsanto guilty of chemical poisoning in France: http://tinyurl.com/6mwmpb6 8. Woman credits big breasts for saving life in car accident: http://tinyurl.com/7635tvb9. Sony raised price on Whitney Houston albums after he death: http://tinyurl.com/6m843f2 10. Couple gets engaged in a weird way: http://tinyurl.com/6vq53vm11. 74 Year old man arrested for prostitution: http://tinyurl.com/6mrnkec 12. Man breaks into apartment, makes chicken: http://tinyurl.com/8x92w3613. Bound, naked role play gets police attention: http://tinyurl.com/79rqysq 14. Woman gives man an antifreeze smoothie: http://tinyurl.com/6pe6m5e15. Bill would rename Gulf of Mexico: http://tinyurl.com/6pe6m5e 16. Frat boy sues over rocket shot from another guy's anus: http://tinyurl.com/75y2ekb17. Smokehouse fire is "Best smelling fire" according to firefighters: http://tinyurl.com/7e4c2lx 18. Man tries robbing bank with pies: http://tinyurl.com/75ceb4n19. K-Cup coffee machines gouge consumers: http://tinyurl.com/7swwd75 20. Man arrested for allegedly cooking cats: http://tinyurl.com/89o4flb21. Goats change their accent based on location: http://tinyurl.com/6syjbp2 22. Vanity plates cause trouble: http://tinyurl.com/7p5fppmSite of the week: http://www.realsnailmail.net/index.html
In this episode, we rant about a thief that turns in stolen phone with kiddie porn on it, another Komen whoopsie, French Health Minister tells homeless to stay indoors, judge orders man to take wife on date, cop chases self, man impaled with golf club, baby ingests cocaine, breat implants save woman's life, Gov't declares mutants aren't human, drug dealers accidentally text police, soo gives monkeys red wine, our site of the week, our top 5 breakfast cereals, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! Episode Links: 1. Thief finds kiddie porn on stolen phone and turns it in: http://tinyurl.com/6rj3f332. Another Komen whoopsie: http://tinyurl.com/7kn5oja 3. French Health Minister tells homeless to stay indoors: http://tinyurl.com/78rn3jl4. Judge orders man to take wife on date: http://tinyurl.com/73t9kcs 5. Cop chases self around after mistaken as burglar: http://tinyurl.com/8838xxh6. Man impaled with golf club on golf course: http://tinyurl.com/7wfcpvz 7. Baby ingests cocaine on spoon found at hotel: http://tinyurl.com/7mgu34q8. Breast implants save woman's life: http://tinyurl.com/86jqfmc 9. U.S. Gov't declares that mutants aren't human: http://tinyurl.com/6wxs3jk10. Drug dealers accidentally text cops: http://tinyurl.com/7d55tkt 11. Zoo gives monkeys red wine to ward off flu: http://tinyurl.com/7nxb5l9Site of the week: http://trextrying.tumblr.com/
In this episode, we rant about a woman robbing with a curling iron, school suspends student over long hair he planned to donate, mom rapes daughter to teach her sex ed, 5th graders played rape tag, man swallows dentures and dies during sex, pillow fighting league?, Komen Foundation, DC Comics announces Before Watchmen, Kevin Smith turned down Before Watchmen, woman blames large breasts for her dui, white African American student gets in trouble for being insensitive over African American award, our site of the week, our top 5 dead wrestlers and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Language Share with your friends! 1. Woman robs place with curling iron: http://tinyurl.com/7z5ku6m2. School suspends student over long hair he was going to donate: http://tinyurl.com/728r2l9 3. Mom rapes daughter to teach her sex ed: http://tinyurl.com/6sxo92f4. 5th graders playing rape tag?: http://tinyurl.com/75whvmq 5. Man swallows dentures, dies during sex: http://tinyurl.com/775pa4z6. Pillow fighting league to compete with mma?: http://tinyurl.com/7mpeek6 7. Komen Foundation shenanigans: http://tinyurl.com/7gm9dfq8. DC Comics announces Before Watchmen series: http://tinyurl.com/7rjufy9 9. Kevin Smith turned down Before Watchmen: http://tinyurl.com/7mjqe8c10. Woman blames large breasts for her dui: http://tinyurl.com/6poncg2 11. White African American gets suspended over posters for award: http://tinyurl.com/7dkv6dzSite O' The Week: http://tinyurl.com/6nzhjyo
In this episode, we rant about a topless woman stopping traffic, Alibi cologne for strip club patrons, real reason Megaupload was closed, Microsoft dumping points currency, Congressman wants to ban fetus use in food, Hulk Hogan was almost in Metallica, 79 cent doughnut costs student 200 dollars, how Nic Cage prepared to play Ghost Rider, flaming tampon attack on car, pastor allegedly kills a cat, woman hits moose that attacked her husband, man wants to be like Bear Grylls but fails, our Site Of The Week, and our top 5 80's action movie villains!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! 1. Follow up on ghost punching story: http://tinyurl.com/77zdzdw2. Topless woman stops traffic: http://tinyurl.com/7amhf8t 3. Alibi cologne for strip bar patrons: http://tinyurl.com/8xa7e5w4. The real reason Megaupload was shut down? http://tinyurl.com/7zjuhts 5. MIcrosoft dumping points currency: http://tinyurl.com/6ttpfnl6. Congressman wants to ban fetus use in food:http://tinyurl.com/883evso 7. Hulk Hogan was almost in Metallica: http://tinyurl.com/6uoa93q8. Stolen 79 cent doughnut costs student $200: http://tinyurl.com/7atx5k5 9. How Nic Cage preps to play Ghost Rider: http://tinyurl.com/7wwmf2u10. Flaming tampon attack on car: http://tinyurl.com/6t4c7ms 11. Pastor allegedly kills cat: http://tinyurl.com/6mghkvs12. Woman knocks away moose attacking her husband: http://tinyurl.com/72yykf6 13. Man wants to be like Bear Grylls, fails: http://tinyurl.com/84h9mccSite O' The Week: http://tinyurl.com/46u9f4c or http://www.aaronsavage.co.uk/
In this episode, we rant about George Lucas retiring, sites shut down after feds shut down megaupload, Burger King testing delivery, Paula Deen to donate endorsement money, woman offers sex favors for McNuggets, man tries to poison wife's Rice Krispies, man hides gun in rectum, woman carries gun onto plane, Marky Mark says he would handle 9/11 flight differently, man blames ghost for hitting wife, making pj's illegal in public, author of SOPA uses art without permission, woman loses arm after injecting bath salts, New Zealand wants sheep shearing in Olympics, porn actors have to wrap it up, new iPad case is pleasing, should this girl be denied a transplant, some Canadians vote to legalize pot, Stallone comments on Expendables 2, Lego line draws criticism, our top 5 and a site of the week!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod /On Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! 1. George Lucas retiring? http://tinyurl.com/7zc5yre2. Anonymous attack sites after feds shut down site: http://tinyurl.com/7ee6kz5 3. Burger King testing home delivery: http://tinyurl.com/72dwoeo4. Paula Deen to donate some of her endorsement money: http://tinyurl.com/8yklzrl 5. Woman offers sexual favors for McNuggets: http://tinyurl.com/7dompsd6. Man tries to poison his wife's Rice Krispies: http://tinyurl.com/86orxr8 7. Man hides gun in rectum: http://tinyurl.com/7obzxog8. Woman makes it onto plane with gun: http://tinyurl.com/7a36dgt 9. Marky Mark says he would've handle things on 9/11 flight: http://tinyurl.com/872omh410. Man blames ghost for hitting wife: http://tinyurl.com/8222acg 11. Law to make wearing pj's in public illegal: http://tinyurl.com/6ojfoyr12. Man who authored SOPA uses photo without crediting: http://tinyurl.com/7flkb55 13. Woman loses arm after injecting bath salts: http://tinyurl.com/8a7me5214. New Zealand wants sheep shearing as an Olympic sport: http://tinyurl.com/86qxk9f 15. L.A. passes law to make condoms mandatory in porn: http://tinyurl.com/73mgzd516. New iPad case is pleasing: http://tinyurl.com/8x5deok 17. Should this girl be denied a kidney transplant?: http://tinyurl.com/6n5angy18. Some Canadians vote to legalize the sticky icky: http://tinyurl.com/88s2lc5 19. Stallone confirms Expendables 2 to be PG-13 : http://tinyurl.com/87x8yry20. Lego's new line comes under criticism: http://tinyurl.com/8xodcte Site O' The Week: http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
In this episode, we rant about Hostess filing for bankruptcy, intruder attacks with weasel, dwarf tossing gone bad, troops urinating on corpses, veterans fill a vandalyzed immigrant's restaurant, Greece makes pedophilia a disability, Amish sect's buggies are a road hazard, sci-fi brothel to open, workers threaten mass suicide over labor dispute, Zimbabwe bans secondhand underwear, hockey player injured eating pancakes, Japanese store has interesting sale, bad news for processed meat fans, Paula Deen has diabetes, poison cat meat murder, a site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodShare with your friends! Episode links: 1. Hostess files for bankruptcy: http://tinyurl.com/6ql5uhr2. Intruder attacks with a weasel: http://tinyurl.com/7wrh7gq3. Tossed dwarf partially paralyzed: http://tinyurl.com/7by4vfv 4. Troops urinate on corpses:http://tinyurl.com/7s3yxbz5. Veterans fill immigrant owned restaurant after it was vandalized: http://tinyurl.com/85a5msm 6. Greece makes pedophilia a disability: http://tinyurl.com/7jsddf57. Amish sect's buggies become road hazards: http://tinyurl.com/6r65798 8. Sci-fi brothel to open in Vegas: http://tinyurl.com/77fgc2t9. Workers threaten mass suicide over labor dispute: http://tinyurl.com/74secfk 10. Zimbabwe bans secondhand underpants: http://tinyurl.com/88z9j7v11. Hockey player injured eating pancakes: http://tinyurl.com/7f8ca97 12. Japanese store has interesting sale: http://tinyurl.com/8ybk44k13. Bad news for processed meat fans: http://tinyurl.com/7s4wltb 14. Paula Deen has diabetes? SHOCKING!: http://tinyurl.com/7ul9yt315. Poison cat meat murder?: http://tinyurl.com/7bxzagq Site O' The Week: http://www.fez-o-rama.com/
In this episode, we rant about Banana Sam returned, Geek world deaths, how much Netflix streamed in 3 months, Warner Bros. lengthens window for new releases to Netflix, iPhone 4S is a data hog, gym only allows obese people, Georgia anti-obesity ads, Tiger's ex buys new home, Salty Shitheads of the week, man dies in mobile meth lab, Mountain Dew turns mouse to goo?, zombie bees, free crack pipes in Vancouver, police sent to get library books from 5 year old, penis tattoos are a bad idea, kids clothes ad creates controversy, female Ash in Evil Dead remake, woman gets shot and wants to finish beer, Snnop Dogg on The Price is Right and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodShare with your friends! Episode Links: 1. Banana Sam returned: http://tinyurl.com/6m4jcpw2. Bob Anderson, swordfighter for Darth Vader, dies: http://tinyurl.com/6tapdcp 3. Richard Alf, Comic Con co-founder, dies: http://tinyurl.com/7rcp7zo4. How much Netflix was streamed in 3 months? http://tinyurl.com/88gvdtf 5. Warner Bros lengthens window on new releases for Netflix: http://tinyurl.com/7j4vw2p6. iPhone 4S is a data hog: http://tinyurl.com/7cqsvc4 7. Gym only allows obese people: http://tinyurl.com/82tr7vg8. Georgia anti obesity ads cause controversy: http://tinyurl.com/78dn9m6 9. Tiger's ex buys $12m home, destroys it: http://tinyurl.com/7hdhabd10. Salty Shithead of the week 1: http://tinyurl.com/899ymta 11. Salty Shithead of the week 2: http://tinyurl.com/6mtbnn612. Man dies in mobile meth lab: http://tinyurl.com/7vorvr5 13. Like Mountain Dew? Maybe don't read this: http://tinyurl.com/89jzn6514. Zombie bees? http://tinyurl.com/7hmx94t 15. Free crack pipes in Vancouver: http://tinyurl.com/7m9sew816. Cops sent to retrieve library books from 5 year old: http://tinyurl.com/89m7mh3 17. Penis tattoos = bad idea: http://tinyurl.com/79zho3a18. Kids clothing ad creates controversy: http://tinyurl.com/7ed28jp 19. Female Ash in Evil Dead remake?: http://tinyurl.com/6pucgt220. Woman gets shot, wants to finish beer: http://tinyurl.com/7vhw6n4 21. Snoop Dogg helps contestant on Price is Right: http://tinyurl.com/7gfze7b
In this episode, we rant about a karaoke fight, kids robbed with toy guns, man infects people with HIV, a dead man gets sued, soccer player splits a ball, Nascar driver gripes about breastfeeding, bank robbed with glue gun, man leaves bar to rob bank and then returns to beer, nurses tape patient's mouth shut, man throws feces at girlfriend, man fingers chihuahua, girl brings spiked milk to school, coach burns trophies, man hires prostitute and gets a surprise, topless breakfast over in Montreal, man send nude pics of teenager to teach her a lesson, Foo FIghters scientifically rock, Congress fights SOPA and uses torrent sites, man divorces wife over old affair, man brings beer to AA meeting, man gives a stolen engagement ring, chimp cooks food, man tries to use $1Million bill to pay, monkey amber alert, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodShare with your friends! Episode 23 Links: 1. Man punches karaoke fans: http://tinyurl.com/75aafds2. Kids robbed by kids with toy guns: http://tinyurl.com/7gt3vu43. Man infects people with HIV: http://tinyurl.com/6o2m7k7 4. Dead man gets sued: http://tinyurl.com/7rbhy6j5. Soccer player tears scrote: http://tinyurl.com/89coxv46. Nascar driver complains about breastfeeding: http://tinyurl.com/c5cuycx 7. Person robs bank with glue gun: http://tinyurl.com/7vu9fsw8. Man drinks beer, robs bank, returns to beer: http://tinyurl.com/6mz5gba 9. Nurses tape woman's mouth shut: http://tinyurl.com/7ltosbw10. Man throws feces at girlfriend: http://tinyurl.com/85d84nr 11. Man fingers chihuahua: http://tinyurl.com/7oybmzl12. Girl brings spiked milk to school: http://tinyurl.com/6phr4lk 13. Coach burns trophies: http://tinyurl.com/7jjtub514. Man hires prostitute, daughter shows up: http://tinyurl.com/clzjjnx 15. Topless breakfast ends in Montreal: http://tinyurl.com/7xccuqy16. Man sends nude pics of daughter from her phone: http://tinyurl.com/7ff69sx 17. Foo Fighters scientifically rock: http://tinyurl.com/6mqfrm218. Congress fights SOPA, their IP's use pirate sites: http://tinyurl.com/c9fchup 19. Man divorces woman over 77 year old affair: http://tinyurl.com/8xgq94p20. Man brings beer to AA meeting: http://tinyurl.com/7mzjwpt 21. Man gives stolen engagement ring: http://tinyurl.com/dx6lldu22. Chimp cooks food: http://tinyurl.com/7ztp68r23. Man tries to use $1 million bill: http://tinyurl.com/6oo68lv 24. Monkey amber alert: http://tinyurl.com/7ugpz4k
In this episode, Salty Claus reaches into his bag and gives us these stories: Neti pot update, sex ed prank, sperm donor gets shut down, unsafe sex more likely after drinking, just made love app, crucified santa, idiot attacks shoppers with light saber, George Takei wants to unite Star Wars and Star Trek fans, kid gets stuck in a chimney, changing stations laced with cocaine, brother eats cocaine from his brother's butt, woman loses breast implant during pilates, Rocky the musical, Bill Clinton is a brony?, Boss sends sexy message and gets canned, man craps in parking lot and then robs a bank, How Louis C.K. will spend his new million, Mein Kampf marked as recommended reading at bookstore and our list of favorite holiday movies!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodShare with your friends! Links: 1. Neti pot update: http://tinyurl.com/cq83ee32. Sex ed prank: http://tinyurl.com/7q3g8nl3. Sperm donor gets shut down: http://tinyurl.com/6r379z2 4. Unsafe sex more likely after drinking: http://tinyurl.com/84g5b7l5. Just made love app: http://tinyurl.com/7x7y6ro 6. Crucified Santa gets people riled up: http://tinyurl.com/7h9n9lz7. Idiot attacks people with light saber: http://tinyurl.com/d2kwxkp 8. George Takei wants to unite Trek and Star Wars fans: http://tinyurl.com/bwl8b4p9. Dumb kid gets stuck in chimney: http://tinyurl.com/7zfgrun 10. Changing stations laced with cocaine: http://tinyurl.com/7ur8e9911. Brother eats coke out of brother's ass: http://tinyurl.com/cxtts42 12. Woman loses breast implant during pilates: http://tinyurl.com/d7a7abm13. Rocky the musical?: http://tinyurl.com/c9tas88 14. Bill Clinton a brony?: http://tinyurl.com/6kne9ub15. Boss sends out sexy holiday message, gets canned: http://tinyurl.com/87mngn5 16. Man craps in parking lot, then robs bank: http://tinyurl.com/7uyffoc17. How Louis C.K. is spending money from new special: http://tinyurl.com/8754jfe 18. Mein Kampf marked as recommended reading at bookstore: http://tinyurl.com/7n3bmhlSite of the week: http://cats4gold.com/faq.asp
In this episode, we rant about a smoking chimp and 2 comics legends die, Sandusky has another dumb lawyer, idiot burglar, toddlers can't hand gesture song, demon dog, Victoria's Secret child labor, tasty place to hide drugs, Navy officer in trouble for spankings, lapdances for toys, Kobe Bryant getting divorced, Jeter is a classy Captain, teacher throws panty party with kids, German Santa poisons kids, man gets shot by dog(this happens to 2 different guys!) Toledo puts up big brother cams, and 10 fun death facts!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpageShare with your friends! Links: 1. Smoking chimp dies: http://tinyurl.com/6tx6qar2. Jerry Robinson / Joe Simon die: http://tinyurl.com/6rhzwv53. Sandusky hires another dumb lawyer: http://tinyurl.com/7c8fbsn 4. Burglar leaves homework behind: http://tinyurl.com/7m88rxx5. Toddlers can't make signs for songs:http://tinyurl.com/7dcanu9 6. Demon dog: http://tinyurl.com/7juo2nv7. Victoria's Secret uses child labor: http://tinyurl.com/7fa6rw78. Drugs hidden in nacho cheese: http://tinyurl.com/6pfaqmx 9. Navy officer in trouble for spankings: http://tinyurl.com/88tlhnu10. Lapdances for toys: http://tinyurl.com/7d2yhez 11. Kobe Bryant getting divorced: http://tinyurl.com/7knrh8212. Jeter is a classy man: http://tinyurl.com/d7ba7gg13. Teacher throws panty party for students: http://tinyurl.com/6tc9y4b 14. German Santa poisons kids: http://tinyurl.com/7sela4k15. Man gets shot by dog: http://tinyurl.com/6m8eu7p16. Man gets shot by dog pt 2: http://tinyurl.com/7jyh22o 17. Toledo puts up cameras up to watch crime: http://tinyurl.com/6w2bo8l18. 10 fun death facts: http://tinyurl.com/brlnrv4
In this episode, we rant about a man getting a frog in his sammich, a drunk man attacked by monkeys, man kills his neighbor for telepathically threatening him, woman stabs boyfriend after Monopoly game, groin kick = sexual harassment?, special ed teacher mocks student, woman loses internet for sexting teen, kids facing felony for blowing up toilet, Chik-Fil-A is anti gay, marriage equality pays off for Iowa, paralympian regains use of legs, Rick Perry's anti-gay video, Jersey Shore may make you dumber, student calls teacher cute, gets suspended, and man has beer and is fine.Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpageShare with your friends! Episode links: 1. Man gets frog in chicken sammich: http://tinyurl.com/6woxse82. Man attacked by spider monkeys: http://tinyurl.com/74746pr 3. Man kills neighbor that telepathically attacked him: http://tinyurl.com/6d664sw4. Woman stabs boyfriend after game of Monopoly: http://tinyurl.com/754h6pg 5. Boy accused of sexual harassment after groin kick: http://tinyurl.com/czyvsf76. Special ed teacher mocks students: http://tinyurl.com/bn3ho6s 7. Woman gets banned from internet for sexting minor: http://tinyurl.com/bqxwtc28. Kids face felony charge for blowing up toilet: http://tinyurl.com/cn2rgma 9. Chik-Fil-A outs itself as anti gay couples: http://tinyurl.com/4oro8xp10. Marriage equality adds $12 million to Iowa economy: http://tinyurl.com/c3gym5l 11. Paralympian regains use of legs: http://tinyurl.com/d964tzy12. Rick Perry wages war on gays: http://tinyurl.com/cogdtwz 13. Watching Jersey Shore may make you dumber: http://tinyurl.com/3v7d35w14. District reverse suspension of student that called teacher cute: http://tinyurl.com/blmsm7y 15. Man has beer, is fine: http://tinyurl.com/bsv8ltg
In this episode, we talk about the McRib, a 200 lb third grader, smartphones spying, Victoria's Secret failing, Christmas ornament stabbing, moonshine discovered in water plant, criminal sues former hostages, urinal video games, undercover strippers sneak into jail, Hanson making beer, white Coke cans getting pulled, kid arrested for burping in class, couple has sex in water park, Rolando McClain's arrest photo, and more!Please subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at @salty_language / facebook.com/saltylanguagesalty-language.tumblr.com / saltylanguage@gmail.com Episode Links: 1. Marginal cost of the McRib: http://tinyurl.com/7s5zhdo2. 200 lb 3rd grader put in foster care: http://tinyurl.com/7v4v4r8 3. Smartphones spying on people: http://tinyurl.com/72nqe624. Victoria's Secret fail: http://tinyurl.com/74v5oyo5. Woman stabs someone with an ornament: http://tinyurl.com/7fg87p2 6. Moonshine discovered: http://tinyurl.com/c66ufte7. Man sues former hostages: http://tinyurl.com/d4jonfe8. Urinal video games: http://tinyurl.com/cjkhtfx 9. Undercover strippers get into prisons: http://tinyurl.com/btpau2510. Hanson making beer: http://tinyurl.com/ckotm4y 11. White Coke cans getting pulled: http://tinyurl.com/8a9manu12. Kid arrested for burping in class: http://tinyurl.com/6s8pes3 13. Couple has sex at water park: http://tinyurl.com/6usho6y14. Rolando McClain goofy pic 1: http://tinyurl.com/7oe38yn 15. Rolando McClain pic 2: http://tinyurl.com/6pkqyzg
In this episode, we follow up on people that dressed as foreclosed on folks, Black Friday stupidity, man goes into rage over not getting Avril Lavigne tickets, outlawing bootleg maple syrup, host calls pepper spray harmless, school cutting bathroom breaks, mom lets daughter strip for stranger on cam, man streaks and has a raccoon in his car, fake breasts don't stop paintballs, teacher beats kid with bat, XBOX Live user gets surprise, and more!Please subscribe, rate and review us on iTunes!Reach us @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com / salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage Links: 1. Firm that had tasteless Halloween costumes closes: http://tinyurl.com/74o5kh32. Woman waits 9 days for Black Friday at Best Buy: http://tinyurl.com/85zmbsk 3. Fisticuffs over Black Friday deals: http://tinyurl.com/buhpwl84. Man kills Mom over Lavigne tickets: http://tinyurl.com/3wagbns 5. Vermont wants to ban bootleg maple syrup: http://tinyurl.com/8x8geao6. Host calls pepper spray "harmless": http://tinyurl.com/cmx7eur 7. School wants kids to go potty less often: http://tinyurl.com/chjzbgj8. Mom lets daughter strip for creep on Skype: http://tinyurl.com/dy3lmrp 9. Man streaks, and has raccoon in his car at Nascar event: http://tinyurl.com/7quahyl10. Paintball vs. fake titties = busted implant: http://tinyurl.com/4yyfw77 11. Teacher beats kid with bat: http://tinyurl.com/849vyut12. XBOX Live user gets surprise: http://tinyurl.com/86aua2e
In this episode, we discuss a Superman thief gets sentenced, Pakistan bans silly texting terms, school moves a bus stop from a strip club, bacon massage oil, 10 year old pulls gun on woman, serial killer writes a kids book, boys urged to get hpv vaccinations, man helps a thief steal his own tv, Peta targets Nintendo, crooks get freaky in a cop car, vodka tampons, teens dress as superheroes and confront pedos, Canadian team name angers villagers, Congress declares pizza a vegetable and more!Contact us on twitter @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com / salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguageDon't forget to subscribe, review and rate us on iTunes! Episode links: 1. Superman thief gets 6 years: http://tinyurl.com/dyupcrk2. Pakistan bans terms from texting: http://tinyurl.com/bnq2bh63. School moves bus stop from strip club: http://tinyurl.com/3q6r9qq 4. Bacon massage oil: http://tinyurl.com/cply9sx5. 10 year old pulls gun on would be candy snatcher: http://tinyurl.com/7p4dntr 6. Serial killer writes kids book: http://tinyurl.com/6s5m7m67. Doctors urge boys to get HPV vaccine: http://tinyurl.com/7abtk3g 8. Man helps thief steal his tv: http://tinyurl.com/6vn93ea9. Peta targets Nintendo: http://tinyurl.com/7445nh410. Crooks get freaky in the back of a cop car: http://tinyurl.com/78aubvv 11. Vodka tampons: http://tinyurl.com/d44w5fn12. Teens confront pedos as super humans: http://tinyurl.com/7af7xts13. Canadian team named Rippers angers people: http://tinyurl.com/6u5ymhf 14. Idiot Congress members declare pizza a vegetable: http://tinyurl.com/ccoug7r
In our Sweet 16 episode, we discuss follow up stories, Black Sabbath, The movie Jack and Jill, porn star reads to kids, Louis C.K.'s cool plan for his next stand up special, M.C. Hammer's search engine, the amount DC Comics paid for the rights to Superman, man attacks kid after game of Call of Duty, Game transfer phenomena, Xbox can turn any surface into a touchscreen, Kinect coming to pc, Man call cops over his broken iPhone, and a man that overreacts to his wife smashing his toys!Please subscribe / rate / review!Contact us at @salty_language on twitter / salty-language.tumblr.comfacebook.com/saltylanguage / saltylanguage@gmail.com Episode links: 1. Sex with animals can cause cancer: http://tinyurl.com/79ougtd2. Lost cat dies: http://tinyurl.com/89o2eof3. Black Sabbath reunites: http://tinyurl.com/6o383z2 4. Shockingly, Jack and Jill is terrible: http://tinyurl.com/7ppclt95. Porn star reads to kids, angers parents: http://tinyurl.com/d9upqru 6. Louis C.K. will sell his next special for $5 online: http://tinyurl.com/6vbdqgp7. M.C. Hammer launching search engine: http://tinyurl.com/3dbs4so 8. How much did DC Comics pay for Superman?: http://tinyurl.com/89l6kck9. Dad attacks kid after Call of Duty: http://tinyurl.com/3rwotpr 10. Game transfer phenomena: http://tinyurl.com/7uvnm9611. Xbox turns any surface into touchscreen: http://tinyurl.com/454mzfr 12. Kinect coming to pc: http://tinyurl.com/6pxz6kl13. Man calls cops over broken iPhone: http://tinyurl.com/83rzwlj14. Man kills wife over messing up his Star Wars toys: http://tinyurl.com/6b5dnt8