Business Money Hacks: Recent Episodes
Bridge Stuart and Dustin Taylor Hahn : Business Money Hacks
Becoming successful is like throwing your goat into a pit of hungry spiders -- there's a lot of screaming but the rewards are handsome. Join wealth-ccomplished techno-preneurers, Bridge Stuart and Dustin Taylor Hahn, as they traverse the vast landscape of business.
In these conversations you will: • Scale your business and murder-hack your competition. • Buy multiple Lamborghinis, in cash, immediately. • Crowd-source your anxiety. • Increase employee morale through mind and paddle technique. • Intimidate your father.
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@jREG graces us with his cyber-presence.
In this episode we discuss:
• Pushing people down onto the floor.
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"Clean your spreadsheets."
In this episode we discuss:
• Replacing your busy work with an angry cyborg
• Elon Vs. Zuckerberg
• The brutal nature of man
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"Oh god who cares about distribution."
In this episode we discuss:
• Distribution
• EDM music and how it hurts sleep
• Applebees
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"When you’re at this game long enough, everyone’s up for grabs."
In this episode we discuss:
• James Cameron seeing into Infinity
• MDMA for schools
• Running from your Problems
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"What I like about America is how young it is."
In this episode we discuss:
• The founding fathers.
• Joihn Adams hairless and covered in goo.
• Eyeless George Washington staring into the void.
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"Dear Sir, We have your wife."
In this episode we discuss:
• A.I. Art Generation
• Getting Social Security Information
• Wearing Masks
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"Dear sir, we have your wife."
In this episode we discuss:
• A.I. Art Generators
• Getting Social Security Information
• Wearing Celebrity Masks
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"The mining industry in Africa is getting too woke."
In this episode we discuss:
• How to Make your Bed and Brush Your Teeth.
• The Library of Congress.
• Defending Poodles from Other Dogs.
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"I shake uncontrollably when I hear an ice cream truck."
In this episode we discuss:
• Steroids
• Pool kisses
• Business
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"I shake uncontrollably when I hear an ice cream truck."
In this episode we discuss:
• Beautiful High End Condos
• Sudsin' up Your Employees
• Artificial Intelligence Dropping Computer Chairs into Best Buy Parking Lots
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"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart."
In this episode we discuss:
• Firing your employees right before the New Year
• Dustin's Holiday Music
• Therapy Pigs
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In this episode, we discuss:
• Elon Musk
• Elon MUsk
• El0n Musk
• Elon's Musk
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In this episode, we discuss:
• How Elon Musk is a beautiful whale
• How Elon Musk invented Tesla and he should be proud of that
• How the blue haired Twitter mob is trying to nuke children
• Growing your business
In this episode, we discuss:
• The genius of Elon
• The accomplishments of Elon
• The infinite grace of Elon
• How handsome Elon is
"The Squid Diet was fun."
From the LOST TAPES, we sit down with Dietician, Dr. Kaitlyn (Actress/Producer Lucy DeVito @Lucydevito @lucywatoosy)
In this episode, we discuss:
• Switching it Up in Business
• Eating the Scraps
• Overloading your System with Sugar
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Business Money Hacks is back from a long sabbatical.
In this episode, they discuss:
• Making Demands instead of Apologizing
• Returning to Form
• Gecko Blood
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"The best way to watch The Godfather is on an ipod nano"
Special Guest: Jordan Hines -- played by Jim Cummings @jimmycthatsme
In this episode we discuss:
• How to Make it in Entertainment.
• Broadway, New York.
• Eating Lunch in Front of Hungry People.
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"If you don't have a morning routine, someone with kidnap you and create one for you."
In this episode we discuss:
• Warren Buffett.
• Taking Adderall, & Not Drinking Water
• Being a Caterpillar.
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"Get into taxi cabs and frighten people."
In this episode we discuss:
• Finding that Special Someone using their Blood.
• Vampire Facials.
• Eating Copious Amounts of Fish.
Blitney Bolford is actually Riley Scott (IG: @rileylynescott)
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"People are going 'hog wild' over climate change."
In this episode we discuss:
• Climate Change
• Inflation
• Hot Coeds.
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"Young people aren't buying houses anymore and nobody can figure out why."
In this episode we discuss:
• Small Homes, but also Big Homes.
• Gentrifying National Parks.
• Blasting Trap Music in a Monster Truck.
Landon Ohners is actually Razmig (IG: @razmiga - Twitter: @razmig)
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In this episode we discuss:
• Taxes
• Rockets
• Really big holes
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"You'll never know true bliss until you eat whale meat in an infinity pool."
In this episode we discuss:
• Cleaning Yourself.
• Bloatware.
• Rabid Kids.
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"Go to China. Bring Knives."
In this episode we discuss:
• Jet drones that are very fast and loud!
• Jeff Bezos moving to China
• The Joker
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"Force your employees to eat Indian food."
In this episode we discuss:
• Heavy Art.
• Drowning a Horse in a Bathtub.
• Shapeshifting Real Estate Agents.
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"Panda meat is getting too expensive nowadays."
In this episode we discuss:
• Living in a Storage Facility.
• Healthy Sucking.
• Dating Life at Rent-a-Car.
Marlena McBride is actually Hilty Bowen @hiltyb
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"Art has no value unless you can buy it."
In this episode we sit down with the Winklevoss twins and discuss:
• NFT's / NFCheese.
• How cool Mark Zuckerberg is.
• Shooting horses.
The Winklevoss Twins are actually Eliot Dewberry @EliotETC
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"Soon we will all be working for Amazon and be sheltered under the golden wings of Jeff Bezos."
In this episode we discuss:
• Joining The Family.
• Steely Dan cover bands.
• Chomping down on a nice bone.
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"The thing with breeding dogs, is that someday you gotta let em' loose."
In this episode we discuss:
• Our problem with your company becoming too large.
• Feral dogs roaming the streets of San Francisco.
• Children's hospital riots.
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"It's important to remind young children that their first business will fail."
In this episode we discuss:
• Shrimp Parties.
• Elderly Lawyers.
• Abandoning your Wife and Changing your Name.
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"Get ready for the spider cannon at prom."
In this episode we discuss:
• Showing up to Funerals and Forcing People to Buy Bed Sheets.
• Raw Chicken in the Parking Lot.
• Concealed carry.
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Ben Laughlin is played by Ben Wiessner (facebook.com/ben.wiessner)
"It's important to unwind otherwise you get crippling night terrors."
In this episode we discuss:
• The importance of relaxing on large plots of land back east.
• Face surgery to feel good about yourself.
• Hunting tame pigs with a high powered sniper rifle.
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"Cryptocurrency ruins people if you don't do it right. It gets you in your sleep."
In this episode we discuss:
• Bone Coin.
• Rat Coin.
• Dog Coin.
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"Eventually your microdose becomes your macrodose"
In this episode we discuss:
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Taking lots of drugs... on a micro level.
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The Tik Tok boyz cave.
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Quaalude Jesus
Nat Hower is played by PJ McCabe @coolandhappy1
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"Mark Zuckerberg is riding his motorcycle up the Pacific Coast Highway, and I'm holding his waist ever so tightly..."
In this episode we discuss:
• Traditional Yakuza Neck Tats.
• Mark Zuckerberg is basically James Bond.
• Going Full Shark mode.
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"It's important for people to know that they're trash."
In this episode we discuss:
• Great ways to save money through purchasing bananas.
• Roving gangs of discount shoppers.
• Execution videos.
Alex Fertilmeisteris played by Alan Denton @AlanTheWriter
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"You should be taking more meetings inside a moth cocoon."
In this episode we discuss:
• Visualizing Yourself Falling off a Cliff.
• The 2021 Coin Shortage.
• Starting a Pig Fire.
Anthony Hawke is played by Daniel Rashid (IG @danielrashid -- Twitter @DanielSRashid)
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"I'm about to turn 50. I should get a job I think."
In this episode we discuss:
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Turning coal miners into App developers.
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Video games where you kill your family.
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The cruelty of the British royals.
Henry Baron of Yorkshire is played by Will Madden (IG @willrmadden)
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"America would be a lot better off if China was in charge."
In this episode, we discuss:
• Alligators Attacking Cruise Ships.
• How the Economy Will Never Ever Get Better.
• Alligators Attacking the Elderly.
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"You can easily drown a goat."
In this episode, we discuss:
• Himalayan White Claw
• Grabbing People on the Street by the Throat and Shouting at the Them
• The Strongest and Most Pathetic Astrological Signs.
Heather Molly is played by Ambre Rose Trujillo (IG @ambre_rosario)
"Apparently people have very different opinions in this country."
In this episode, we discuss:
• Recording Everything you do and Posting it on the Deep Web.
• Not Getting Hit by a Car.
• Trusting Men in Lab Coats.
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"Follow your dreams into a deep lake."
In this episode, we discuss:
• Gen Z, Zooming and the TikToks
• Following Your Instincts: Don't Do It
• Sitting in the Passenger Seat and Grabbing the Wheel.
Christina Sheffield is played by Kelsey Edwards (IG @kelseymarieedwards)
"Bill Gates is a Master Magician."
In this episode, we discuss:
• Bill Gates: What is he up to?
• Magicians.
• "Crowdfunding" (Using Other People's $$ for Whatever you Want)
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"You need to embrace the concept of 'I don't wanna'."
In this episode, we discuss:
• Entrepre-Losers
• The Violence of Spending Too Much Time with Family
• A Good Chair Sit
Sylvia Connerson is played by Ashley Denise Robinson (IG & Twitter: ashley_says)
"I have the cure to this virus and I'll give it to you if you do as I say."
In this episode, we discuss:
• Setting Your House on Fire.
• The Proper way of Spreading a Virus
• Breaking into Convention Centers and Yelling Loudly
Sir Spalding O'Henry is played by Kevin Changaris (IG: @thekevinchangaris)
"I don't like to think at all. It's all about just saying things and sort of picking up the pieces afterwards."
In this episode, we discuss:
• How to Hustle in a Man's World.
• Being Flexible Enough.
• The Art of Flipping the Board Over.
• Therapy is Bad for You.
Trina Lyn McDowell is played by Taylor Misiak - IG: @taylormisiak
"States rights?! What about human rights? Let the humans have their rights, why are we giving rights to states?"
HUGE Announcements from Dustin and Bridge!!
In this episode, we discuss:
• How to Start Fresh as the World Comes Crashing Down.
• Swallowing All Your Pills.
• Digging Holes for the Future.
• New American Values: "The Zoo Treatment"
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"There is zero evidence that says asbestos actually hurts you. It's all a con paid for by The Wall Industry."
In this episode, we discuss:
• Turning Fear into Fun.
• Female CEOs
• Exotic Fish Meals.
• Finding the Escapes Convicts Before they Get All the Children.
Kelly Kelly is played by Hayley O'Conner - IG: @hayleywould
20: Manifesting with Dr. Reality
"I feel a constant intense burning inside, close to my heart, at all times. And my left arm tingles...That's called passion."
In this episode, we discuss:
• How to Wear Your Suit Correctly.
• Taking People Behind Closed Doors and Frightening Them.
• Putting Someone to Sleep.
Dr. Reality is played by Nican Robinson - @nicanrobinson
19: Helping the Elderly with The Simpson Bros
"Elderly people want to feel independent, so you want to encourage them to clean out some gutters, or maybe even rebrick their chimney."
In this episode, we discuss:
• How to Get Onto Your New Friend's Will.
• Going On Free Vacations.
• Looking Forward to the Next Stock Market Crash.
The Simpsons Brothers are played by Matthew McManus (twitter: @mattmcmanusbros) & Kevin McManus (twitter: @kmcmanusbros)
"Generally, I like to treat my employees like cattle."
A sinner turned Messiah, we sit with Reverend Jacob Adams, Spiritual Leader from somewhere in Deep Texas.
In this episode, we discuss:
• Sending Your Money to a Higher Power.
• Sending Your Money to a Higher Power.
• Sending Your Money to a Higher Power.
• Sending Your Money to a Higher Power.
Reverend Adams is played by Christian Krauspe (@lapsedchristian)
"Even as a 4-year-old, I was a very busy man."
We sit down with inspirational speaker, Franklin Milan.
In this episode, we discuss:
• Leaving Your Car in the Middle of a Highway.
• Lying to Your Friends about Fancy Dinner Parties.
• Chasing Alley Cats; Chasing Your Dreams.
Franklin Milan is played by Gary Anthony Williams (Twitter: @garyawilliams; IG: @garyanthonywilliams)
"These liberal elected officials, stealing money from the little guy to fund their Cream Jacuzzis... It has to end."
Bridge and Dustin discuss just what the hell happened and then talk shop about Angel Investors.
In this episode, we discuss:
• The Key To Enticing Large Investors...Very Large Investors
• Starting Over with Venture Capital Firms
• Grassfed Democrats.
Win a vial of Endangered Species DNA!
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"You gotta get that fetus off instagram, stat."
A VERY IMPORTANT EPISODE! We sit with Gribbace42, Master Hacker turned NSA Security Analyst.
In this episode, we discuss:
• Protecting Your Accounts from Government Spies
• WWII Navaho Code Talkers
• Taking Drugs at Hacker Raves
• Tracking your Spouse
Gribbace43 is played by Will Madden (IG @willrmadden)
"There’s not enough politicians with literal iron fists walking around, in my opinion."
In this episode, we discuss:
• Charging Forward Towards People at Full Speed.
• Drafting Your Will.
• The Apocalyptic Wasteland that is the Hawaiian Islands.
• IRS agents, and How to Trap them.
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"Buses are the wave of the future and if you disagree, I'm going to strangle you."
We talk with Simon, who refuses to say his last name, an expert on global transportation.
In this episode, we discuss:
• If a Man in a Trench Coat Tells you to do something, you do it.
• Cooking Tips, How to Make the Perfect Steak.
• Investing All of Your Money as Quickly as Possible Because Time is Running Out.
Simon is played by Skyler Bible (IG: @skylerbible)
"Hypothermia is a very powerful motivator."
We sit with Claude Stones, an International Officer for Executive Interaction Events, which is definitely a real profession.
In this episode, we discuss:
• Hiring Security to Intimidate Potential Clients
• Receiving Start-up Funds from Shadowy Figures
• A very SPECIAL announcement!
Claude Stones is played by Sam Weller (Twitter: @cravesam, IG: @dryeraseworld, Facebook: @superdatingsimulator -> live show every month)
"Rule of thumb: Most things in court hold up."
We talk with Kevin McClellin, author and professional plaintiff, who has made billions suing small businesses in frivolous litigation.
In this episode, we discuss:
• The famous McDonalds lawsuit from the 1990s.
• Snake Lawyers.
• Acting like a mute child to win in court.
• The incredibly lucrative documentary film industry.
Kevin McClellin is played by Dan Perrault @DanJPerrault****
"It's God's will to sue."
We sit with a man who showed up at our door, Bill Sutherland, who claims to have invented some sort of app (@beachclubapp).
In this episode, we discuss:
• Only going with your first idea because all subsequent ideas will fail.
• Doing great business in the Florida panhandle.
• The Father, The Son, and Nautical Law
• A secret guest??
Bill Sutherland is played by Bud Galloway @thegbud @shirtsoffsunday
Charles Galloway is played by himself @beachclubapp
“TED talks was one of the worst things that can happen to humanity.”
We sit with Tony Mascarponi, Italian-American Union Leader for a waste management company, and completely legitimate businessman.
In this episode, we discuss:
• Bridge Stuart's new book, "The Rat and the Scorpion: Child Rearing in the 21st Century"
• Getting people to talk or keeping their mouth shut using various persuasion techniques.
• The Evils of TED talks.
• Do cavemen exist?
Tony Mascarponi is played by Greg Hahn @itsgreghahn
"Elon Musk uses operational humanoids to track the public. If you cross him, he will throw acid in your face... Truly a god among men."
We talk with Gavin Gunners, former rocket engineer for SpaceX, now asylum seeker.
In this episode we discuss:
• Emerging space technologies.
• Elon Musk's 5-year plan for interstellar domination.
• Steel: The Strongest of Metals.
• The expanding black hole of Los Angeles.
• What is the moon?
Gavin Gunners is played by PJ McCabe
"You're doing a bad job. I hate you. You're a bad person. You're a very, very bad person and I want to strangle you."
Learn how to motivate your employees by yelling at them.
In this conversation, we talk about:
• Replacing the office water cooler with a watering hole.
• Pumping your heart stronger.
• The pouch technique -- a diet of sugar and salt.
• The true story of George Washington.
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"It's called feminism and we have been making so much money off of it."
We sit with Tracey Rodman & Dakota Snerling, young entrepreneurs and Food-Culture Appropriators.
In this episode, we discuss:
• Small being bad, but big being good.
• Fiscally speaking, when the quarterly gains are up.
• Capitalizing on Feminism.
• Long-term relationships with Civil War-era banshees.
• Going into Dankrupsy.
Tracey Rodman is played by@KatieMarovitch
Dakota Snerling is played by Julia Bales @juliabailz @julia1sabella
We talk with Sir Spalding O'Henry, Head of major media conglomerate, Scrub & Sub.
In this episode, we discuss:
• Controlling information.
• Confusing a questioning using Math.
• Having cats guide your morality.
• World War II was actually World War III.
• Looking forward to World War IV.
Spalding O'Henry is played by Kevin Changaris (IG: @thekevinchangaris)
We talk with Dr. Corvis Sasserson, master economist and chief strategist for a benevolent African prince.
In this episode, we discuss:
• Opening new markets on foreign soil.
• The infinite resources on planet Earth.
• Child education using the "drill technique".
• Animal hybrid-based economies.
• The conniving Swiss.
Dr. Corvis Sasserson is played by Matt Panfil (IG: @echoingpulse)
We sit with Tnnr Wytt, influencer and Youtube star.
In this episode, we discuss:
• Branding objects and people with hot irons.
• Confusing clients to gain advantage in conversation.
• The popularity of Vine.
• Oshkosh B'gosh.
Tnnr Wytt is played by Reed Windle (youtube.com/reedwindle)
We sit with Trainer Stevens, CEO of Harvest Home -- one of the world's largest agriculture megacorps.
In this episode, we discuss:
• How to import soil directly from 3rd world countries.
• The evils of governmental regulations.
• The milking of wood and bone.
• Breathing techniques to relieve stress levels.
• Sailor law.
Trainer Stevens is played by Kevin Changaris (IG: @thekevinchangaris)
In this episode you will:
• Hear from seasoned experts, Bridge Stuart and Dustin Taylor Hahn, on how to start preparing to begin.
• Live inside your fear box.
• Break the oppressive chains of having family and friends.