Your Fart of the Day: Recent Episodes

Gassius Maximus

A fresh-squeezed, daily dose of deuce-juice-free decibels. Real. Daily. Farts.

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Don’t call it a comeback....ok. Call it a comeback.

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Salty, crunchy, nutty

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Not your normal Snail

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Staged reopening

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Laid out before you as far as the mind can wander

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Take it easy

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Sometimes you have to wait for the good stuff.

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Every little thing you do is....

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Staying in my own little cloud

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Through thick and thin, for better than or worse...

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Crocs are the least of your worries

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Settle in and relax

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Just sit with it.

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Springtime freshness

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SHOOT HER!!!

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Here she comes. There she goes.

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The Outward cabbage pose

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Yea yea

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Don’t make me say it again

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Feel the beet from the tambourine, oh Yea!

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Not fade away

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....Into the wild blue yonder

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Sometimes you feel like a nutter...

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You won’t believe your ears

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Just give me the check!

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Pardon me

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From out of past comes a dust ol tale.

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Thar she blows

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Never lose hope

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All we are is dust in the wind

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Springtime sprouts are the sweetest

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With Free overnight delivery

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It’s not easy being this cute

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Saturday morning cartoons taught us ONE thing to fear above all...

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Say that 10 times fast

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I’m sorry Sir. We lost him.

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Treat yourself to a little something extra today.

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Oh Oo oh oh oo oh ooooooh

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It’s creepy and it’s crawly

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Are you frozen...too?

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Moded, corroded, your butt exploded

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Walking in a winter wonderland

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All the farts from the first season... back to back to back to back.....

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Looking for fun and feeling groovy

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Do not go gentle into that good night...

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From down where the pressure weighs heavy and no light shines...

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Tripping down the cobblestones. ....feelin’ groovy.

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The gift that lingers

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Happy season’s greetings!

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God bless us, every one.

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You can claim you don’t remember but everyone knows the truth here.

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Let this sad clown bring a smile to your face.

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Sweet little sentiments to let you know I care.

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The third pea in the pod can’t be held back.

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Baby it’s cold outside, slip into something warm.

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One feels like a duck, splashing around in all the wet.

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Just in time! Timid at first but then this guy made a run for it.

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danced all night and put up a fight... Griffin!

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As this one putters on by, imagine the life you might live on the Amalfi coast.

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Putting it out there for y’all.

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Not everyone knows what she said, but now you do.

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A tiny little pickle packed with a punch.

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Speaks her mind and to the point.

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It blows in from ancient times.

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I made my own cute baby and I named it Yoda!!!

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Getting lost in the twists and turns.

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Not all Kurts are the same but this is one of em.

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Bundle up, it’s cold out there.

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We don’t need another hero with this Master Blaster.

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Party season is upon us.

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Oooh baby babay... Get up on THIS! 

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It fought to get out and now it’s free.

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Thanks be given for this beautiful turkey

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An old classic everyone can relate to

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Beware the looks you’ll get if you play this too loudly.

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Better than granola to start your day.

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This one rolls along like a drunk sailor

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Two for one today.

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A cute little croak

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What begins as a low rumble, becomes a grumble and then a trumpeting shout.

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A drawn out experience.

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This is one flat flapjack,

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A toot to start the day

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Tightly packed and almost delicate. Rudy is on the scene.

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A straight forward blast

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A Tri squeaker for your consideration

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An impressive lengthy layout

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Complex farts are in vogue these days. We are keeping up.

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This fart had a surprise ending.

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Feeling battle ready and prepared to clear the way for a great day.

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Keeping the groove moving along with this long and low melody.

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Sassafras comes to town

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Featuring sounds from last night’s snacks in 3 parts

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Dropping it like it’s hot.