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Thank you for joining us for this bonus episode of Paired! We hope you enjoy this outing into the very real world. Paired will be back this fall!

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This week's guests are the cast of Rude Tales of Magic. Rude Tales of Magic is a biweekly D&D podcast featuring artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia.

Cast includes:

Tim Platt - Tim is a comedian, actor, and musician out of Brooklyn, NY. His stand up is a mix of characters, jokes, puppetry, and music. In 2019 he was selected as one of Comedy Central’s Up Next Variety Comedians at Clusterfest as well as a Kickstarter 2019 Creator-In-Residence. Along with being a cast member in the hit actual play podcast Rude Tales of Magic, Tim has written and performed music for Sesame Street, Comedy Central, The Story Pirates while also having appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, and Masterclass with Steve Martin.

Carly Monardo - Carly is an artist and performer living in Brooklyn, NY. She has over a decade of experience (despite being incredibly youthful) and has worked behind the scenes on such animated favorites as The Venture Bros., Steven Universe, and Blaze and the Monster Machines. She is the illustrator of the New York Times Bestseller, Stuff You Should Know: An Incomplete Compendium of Mostly Interesting Things. She also designed the Bird Team and illustrated the show opening for Adult Swim’s Birdgirl. Reader, she is married to Chris!

Christopher Hastings - Christopher Hastings is a comics writer best known for creating The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, co-creating The Unbelievable Gwenpool, and adapting the NYT bestselling graphic novel, Five Nights at Freddys: The Twisted Ones. Christopher also voices Frederick de Bonesby for the narrative play podcast Rude Tales of Magic

Ali Fisher - Ali is an editor and performer from the Seattle area, currently living in Brooklyn. She's been studying and performing comedy in New York since 2011 and she reads like it's her job because it is! She works at Tor Books where she’s edited New York Times and USA Today bestselling fiction and nonfiction. She primarily edits science fiction, fantasy, horror, and humor.

Branson Reese - Branson Reese is a Los Angeles based comedian and artist originally from the Washngton DC area. He is the DM for Rude Tales of Magic, creator of the award winning webcomic Swan Boy, and the author of Hell Was Full, currently available from Oni Press. He's a tall drink of water, easy on the eyes, and will never give up on the Baltimore Orioles.

Joe Lepore - Joe is a comedian, writer, and director living in beautiful Brooklyn, New York. He was born and raised in Massachusetts, then came to New York for college and never left. When not recording cool podcasts, Joe can be seen performing with his sketch team The Nitro Girls every Friday at the Magnet Theater, and at comedy festivals all over the US & Canada.

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Thank you for listening to the finale of Paired Season Three!

We'll be back with Season Four after a nice long snooze cycle. In the meantime, make sure to leave us a review if you're enjoying the show - it really does help other listeners discover Paired! And keep an eye out for some very special episodes in the coming weeks on the Paired feed!

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Patient' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

Dr. Toretto - Sarah Shockey

Nurse - Stephen Kropa

Stephen Kropa is an actor, writer, and comedian living in Los Angeles. A journeyman of the TTRPG Podcast world he has appeared on countless programs such as NeoSum, AutoNomic, and multiple episodes of the OneShot Podcast Network. He can currently be heard on the audio drama Blake Skye: Private Eye. For updates and to find out more please follow him on Twitter @KropaCabana.

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Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three!

Make sure to leave us a review if you're enjoying the show - it really does help other listeners discover Paired!

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

Kelly - Jenn de la Vega

Jenn de la Vega is a community-oriented caterer based in Brooklyn, NY. She authored and styled Showdown: Comfort Food, Chili & BBQ (Page Street/MacMillan) and serves as editor at large of Put A Egg On It. Jenn has built a unique culinary practice mashing up experiential with visual art and food through residencies at TASTE Cooking (Penguin-Random House), Babycastles Gallery, and Kickstarter. Her kaleidoscopic recipes appear on Food52, Thrillist, Yummly, and Wine Enthusiast. Currently, she is developing Nicole Taylor's upcoming Watermelon & Red Birds (Simon & Schuster) and voices Vivian Lakewood on the Shadowrun podcast Fun City.

This week's episode is brought to you by Fun City:

Fun City is a fully sound designed and scored, narrative-driven actual play TTRPG podcast set in a futuristic New York City, where magic is real and the rent is still too damn high. The audience accompanies smooth talker Luxe, ork-jock Lash, mysterious retired boxer with a robot arm TK and everyone’s favorite water-witch elf aunt Vivian as they contract with the criminal underground and corporate overlords of NYC in 2101.

The team navigates The Brooklyn Archipelago, Rebuilt Manhattan and the moral grey area they occupy as longtime friends and flat-mates working as professional criminals, catering to multiple bosses whose aims are sometimes mutually exclusive, all while trying to maintain their principles in a world where those are often readily sold to the highest bidder.

Listen to Fun City wherever you get your podcasts and join the crew on their Patreon.

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Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three!

Make sure to leave us a review if you're enjoying the show - it really does help other listeners discover Paired!

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

Jess - Tracy Gibbons

Shane - Bee Zelda

Rae - Victoria Rogers

Kaye - Kristin Flemons

Victoria Rogers is a social media witch living in SW Ontario, Canada. She is the producer and dungeon master for the award-winning podcast The Broadswords, and has produced several podcasting events for Dungeons and Dragons. You can find her in the kitchen cooking up a storm or making fruit wine.

Bee Zelda is a performer on The Broadswords podcast, a & non-binary and women DnD 5e actual-play podcast. They are a regular TTRPG streamer and have produced a show on Roll20 called Indie Showcase. They can be found streaming on a variety of tabletop gaming channels.

Tracy Gibbons is a performer on The Broadswords podcast, an all-woman & non-binary actual-play podcast, where she plays the character of Keilah. She hails from Toronto, Ontario, where she lives with her husband, two dogs, and two cats. She also enjoys powerlifting, horseback riding, skiing, and drumming.

Kristin Flemons is one part healthcare researcher, one part games gremlin and ten parts dog parent, Kristin is holed up in the foothills of the Canadian Rockies. She plays the insufferable wizard/witch Yllairies on the Broadswords. When not behind the microphone, she has been spotted orchestrating overly complicated baking projects and scrambling up snowy mountain sides.

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Thank you listening to Paired Season Three! Be sure to leave a review if you enjoyed this episode!

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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

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Get your own message from Pairy! 

Send us proof of an Apple Podcasts or Podchaser review,  and you'll get a short personalized audio message from everyone's favorite digital assistant. Tag your reviews with #PairyForYou, #Pairy4You, or tag us on Twitter @PairedPod. 

Thank you in advance, it really does help!  See you on Friday!

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Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three!

Author's Note: Paired will be on a short hiatus for the next few weeks as we prepare for the last five episodes of Season Three.

Make sure to leave us a review if you're enjoying the show - it really does help other listeners discover Paired!

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

Eddie - Aaron Catano-Saez

Aaron Catano-Saez is a Brooklyn-based voice actor, podcaster, and South Jersey Enthusiast. He is co-creator of the All My Fantasy Children podcast and a cast member on the all-ages actual play podcast, Skyjacks: Courier's Call. Listen to his demo and hire him for all of your VO needs! AaronCatano-Saez.com

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Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three!

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

Derek - Jonathan Sims

Thomas - James D'Amato

Jonathan Sims is a writer, performer and games designer whose work primarily focuses on the macabre, the grotesque, and the gentle touch of creeping dread. He is the mind and the voice behind acclaimed horror podcast The Magnus Archives, as well as story-game design duo MacGuffin & Co., and some of your favourite nightmares. He lives in Walthamstow with the two best cats and an overwhelming backlog of books that he really should get round to.

James D'Amato hosts the One Shot and Campaign: Skyjacks podcasts on the One Shot Podcast Network. He is also the author of the Ultimate RPG Guide series by Admas Media. His latest book The Ultimate RPG Gamemaster's Worldbuilding Guide coming out in May, which is available for pre-order now.

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Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three!

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Erika - Symphony Sanders

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

Symphony Sanders is a Chicago based actor who voices Tamika Flynn on the podcast Welcome to Nightvale, cohosts Good Morning Nightvale, as well as being featured in numerous other podcasts (Unwell, Our Fair City, Pounded in the butt by my podcast , etc) and done regional theatre around Chicago (Chicago Shakespeare, The Goodman , raven theatre etc) when not acting or podcasting she is an aerialist and fitness instructor!

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Revisiting dreams past between courses.


Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three!

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Clem - Julia Morizawa

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

In the world of fiction podcasting, Julia Morizawa is best known as the voice of Dr. Bright in “The Bright Sessions” and its spin-off series, “The AM Archives.” She can be heard in a number of other audio dramas including “The Amelia Project,” “The Big Loop,” “Wolf 359,” “Eos 10,” “Super Ordinary,” and more! Her first podcast as a writer/producer, “American Comedy Horror Story” (a scripted comedy/horror show about orphaned children, death, and the 1890s) is available on most podcast apps. Julia even achieved a Bucket List item when she made an appearance in a live show of “Hello from the Magic Tavern.” Otherwise, Julia is an actor/writer/producer and script analyst. More about that can be found at www.juliamorizawa.com.

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Thank you listening to Paired Season Three! Be sure to leave a review if you enjoyed this episode!

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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Unnamed Scientist - Jonah Cooper

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

Jonah Cooper is a queer comedian & artist whose work is focused primarily in the strange and uncanny. Her work has been featured on Cracked, FunnyorDie, Zach Braff's youtube channel and more! Follow her at @jonahformayor.

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We asked Empty Heaven to describe the thought process that went into the writing of "Pump-Up Playlist": 

In the first episode of "Paired," Harriet is getting ready for a date. Her phone is giving her information about her upcoming evening at the esteemed eatery Buffalo Wild Wings, while also playing her "pump-up playlist."

She is clearly nervous, and is considering canceling. The phone acts as her counsel, asking if she wants to go or not. As it happens, her nervousness is not dread; she wants to go very much. Her phone continues the counseling, playing her destress playlist and monitoring her heart rate. 

She changes plans with her date, escalating things by inviting them to her place; The text works, and the pump-up playlist resumes. But what if it didn't work? What does a pump-up playlist sound like to the disheartened? My song is an alternate ending to "Harriet's Phone," the episode that started this whole thing.

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Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

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We asked Empty Heaven to describe the thought process that went into the writing of "Shadowself":

Jungian psychology purports that every human has a "Shadow Self," an unknown, unconscious side. It's mostly thought of as a receptacle for all of our negative feelings, although it's chaotic nature can often diffuse emotions as we understand them, replacing them with an incomprehensible mush.

When I listen to "Paired," I am reminded that not only do our devices come equipped with a personality (however artificial), we also teach them our own. However, we don't teach them how to be us as we really think we are. We fill them with data points, search history, demands, private notes, and all sorts of other private things. If someone were to try to make a portrait of us based off of our devices, it would be an undoubtedly warped, sadly sterile, and sometimes disturbing one. I know mine would be weird for sure. I believe it's accidentally poetic that they even get little Apple IDs with our name.

"Shadowself" is about having a double, a doppelganger that follows you wherever you go, and it feeds you stressors, insecurity, and endless stimulation...the proverbial "devil on one's shoulder." But, you are slightly to blame, because you taught it everything it knows. I consider this to be the dark side to the concept of "Paired," a very funny and also sweet podcast that I love.

Lyrics:

When I move, so do you

When I deviate, you see through every move i make like i was scripted

You can feel when weight has shifted

When I look away, you disapprove

We are one in the same

We play symmetrical party games

We dance together in the shower

We rise and fall at the same hours

But when I sleep, you interrupt the dream

I built myself a shadowself

and always want to look at them

and when I tell myself I don’t

I spiral and I look again

Am I sick? I am sick

Seeing double and I’m second pick

They hold the things that I have hidden

All the thoughts that are forbidden

To keep their mouth shut, I’ve gotta pay a tithe

Call a priest, call a nun

Call the ghost adventures hosts’s own son

I need an exorcism

I need light without a prism

There’s a schism in my heart and it’s alive

I built myself a shadowself

and always want to look at them

and when I tell myself I don’t

I spiral and I look again

It’s horrible to hold them

and it’s even worse to let them go

It’s horrible to keep from people

even worse to let them know

It’s so hard to have me in my hands

When the night turns its head

The lonely hours reveal what I had said to so and so sometime

it always feels like violent crime

my double will enunciate the words

When I covet the face

of a man I want to have replace my visage in the mirror,

my double draws the image nearer,

and now I have to focus til I’m sure

When I don’t know a thing,

my own double starts to bring the fount of knowledge to my idle hands

My brain retracts, ennui expands

Now knowledge isn’t special anymore

I built myself a shadowself

I taught it when it came to me

I won’t be held responsible

But I oughta be, I oughta be

It’s horrible to hold them

and it’s even worse to let them go

It’s horrible to keep from people

even worse to let them know

It’s so hard to have me in my hands

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Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three!

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

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Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three!

Hannah - Brooke Breit

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

Brooke Breit is a writer and game designer at Jackbox Games. She is resident stage alum of the Second City e.t.c. and has performed improv comedy for many years with groups like Whirled News Tonight and The Improvised Shakespeare Company. She can be seen on television shows like Easy, Shrink and Hot Date, and heard as Flower on the popular podcast Hello From the Magic Tavern.

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Dr. Stormer - Hal Lublin

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

The co-host of both "We Got This with Mark and Hal" and "Tights and Fights" podcasts on the Maximum Fun Network as well as "Good Morning Night Vale", Hal Lublin is an accomplished actor and improviser. Best known for his work as one of the core WorkJuice players in "The Thrilling Adventure Hour" and Steve Carlsberg on "Welcome to Night Vale", Hal played Wide Wale, Manolo, and others on "The Venture Bros" and plays Omnibus (among others) on Cartoon Network's "Mighty Magiswords". He was a frequent guest on SiriusXM EW Radio's "L.A. Daily" and a contributing performer and writer for David Feldman's public radio program and podcast, and has been a panelist for John Fugelsang on SiriusXM Insights.

His work runs the gamut from animated films and television programs to radio shows and video games for CBS, Happy Madison, Disney, Clear Channel, SyFy, JibJab, Wired and more. Hal trained with Second City, The Groundlings and IO West, and has been improvising and performing sketch comedy for over 20 years.

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Dr. Toretto - Sarah Shockey

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

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Camp Director Reed - Tim Sniffen

Benjamin - Ryan DiGiorgi

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

You can find both Tim and Ryan on 'Hello From the Magic Tavern,' and from their work at Jackbox Games.

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Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three!

Austin - Damon Royster

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot


Damon Royster is on faculty at The Second City for writing and improv. He has written a web series called AppQueen, a parody play called Love, Factually that was performed at the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C. in 2018 and 2019. He is a 2020 recipient of the OutFest screenwriting lab fellowship.

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Thank you listening to Paired Season Three! Guests will return next week!

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Credits:

Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

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Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three!

Richie - Tyler Davis

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

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Tyler Davis is an actor, filmmaker, and musician in LA by way of Chicago, IL. He's a co-star and Production Consultant on the Showtime series Work In Progress, a writer for the 2021 CBS Showcase, and an alumnus of The Second City. You can hear his voice alongside Liz on Campaign Skyjacks and he wishes Liz would carry him on her shoulders as Gable does to Jonnit. Check him out on Instagram @TylerADav and @DevilsDaughterImprov

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Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three!

Maria - Addison Peacock

Tee - Alex Flanigan

Creator/Writer/Producer/'Pairy' - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot


Addison Peacock is a writer, podcaster, voice actor, and soup enthusiast based in Los Angeles. With Alex Flanigan, she co hosted the now-completed podcast The Cryptid Keeper for over 140 episodes, and can currently be found writing and voicing things all over the great big internet. She plays Moriah Harris on the award-winning actual play podcast A Horror Borealis, and recently appeared as Graham Anderson in The Subjective Truth and Doris in It Listens from the Radio. Her favorite things are scary stories, cats, and making weird art with her friends.

Alex Flanigan does many things, and occasionally does them well! You may have heard their voice before on the Cryptid Keeper Podcast, or as the Keeper on the One Shot Network’s award-winning actual play podcast A Horror Borealis. She also designs tabletop games such as Coffee Detective, and has contributed voice work to audio dramas including Less Is Morgue, the Alexandria Archives, and, very recently, Paired. But you knew that already. You can find Alex on twitter at @coff33detective basically all the time.

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Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three!

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Pairy - Liz Anderson

Marcus Hopp- Filup Molina

Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

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Thank you for listening to Paired Season Three!

Credits:

Pairy - Liz Anderson

Madame Felice - Janet Varney

Janet Varney is an Emmy-Nominated actor, comedian, writer and producer. In the animation world, she's the award-winning voice of Korra on Nickelodeon’s (now on Netflix) "The Legend of Korra," and she can also be found voicing Leo, the Gemini Twins and Cancer on Quibi’s “Your Daily Horoscope.” On Hulu, she can be seen fighting dark forces opposite John C. McGinley in Stan Against Evil and as the entitled Becca on FXX’s You’re the Worst. She also created, wrote, produced and starred in the critically-acclaimed IFC online series Fortune Rookie. For the past 8 years, JV has hosted her podcast The JV Club with Janet Varney, where she interviews celebrities about their awkward teenage years. JV can also be heard as the AI “Sorry” on the improvised sci-fi comedy podcast "Voyage to the Stars.” On the development and production side, Janet co-created, co-wrote and co-produced Neil’s Puppet Dreams, a series featuring Neil Patrick Harris and his puppet-filled dreams. She is co-founder/creative director/producer of one of the largest and most acclaimed comedy festivals in North America, SF Sketchfest: the San Francisco Comedy Festival, now in its 20th year

Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

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Revisiting an old friend, coming back from the brink of death, and being a little stinker about it the whole time.


Thank you listening to Paired Season Three!

Credits:

Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

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Thank you listening to the prelude for Paired Season Three! Stay tuned this season for guest stars, mysteries, and the frightening spectre of machine learning. It'll be fun!

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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor/Composer - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

Theme Music - Arne Parrot

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Thank you for supporting Paired! In preparation for Season Three, we'll be recasting some of our favorite episodes from Season Two. Stay tuned for more updates!

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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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In which our hero comes to a crossroads.


Thank you for tuning in to the LAST EPISODE of Paired Season Two! We'll be back soon with Season Three, thank you so much for all your support!

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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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Please enjoy your day at the community pool, while maintaining a pace slightly to significantly less than a run.


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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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In which our heroes embark on the quest to get all y'all out there to like and subscribe.


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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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Strange times call for strange bedfellows.


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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

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Welcome to a productive day. We're going to have a day of productivity. Time to get excited for all the productive activities we will do today.

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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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Exploring the fine literature that is the modern beauty tutorial.

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Editor - MJ

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Definitely enjoying a day at Schultz’s Automated Screen Printing and Tire Resale Shop while being absolutely not bored at all!


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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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Appraising a fine estate in the middle of Romania...hope nothing INTERESTING happens!


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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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Liz is grounded in Florida for the time being, so for this week please enjoy this recast of our most recent guest episode "V.A.M.P" featuring Surena Marie from Critical Role and the Autonomic Podcast,

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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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Welcome to the Reckoning of the Seas - please join us for balloon animals on the Lido Deck at noon.

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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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Welcome to Madame Felice's Dance Academy, located beneath the karate studio and next to the hibachi restaurant. Please take off your shoes.

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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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It is Pairy's birthday - please celebrate the arbitrary birth date of your beloved device.


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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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Hello, and welcome to Aligned Sports Safety Institute - the number one name in health for America’s athletes.


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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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Pairy meets a cave dweller with a penchant for taking things a bit too far.

Thank you to this week's guest, Surena Marie! Surena is an actor, voiceover artist, and illustrator. Surena is the host of the Jackbox Party Pack game 'Push The Button', and is the new community/marketing manager for @CriticalRole. You can find Surena on Twitter @SurenaXMarie.

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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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Thank you for letting me audition for your pop-punk band. I have included my curriculum vitae and three professional references.


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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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Good evening campers - it's time to gather for our weekly bonfire at Camp Lakeside.


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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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Welcome to Titusville Trolley Tours - your premier tourist conveyance on America's Space Coast.


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Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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Pairy meets their first fellow AI - Lillypad, an education assistant for small meat people.

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Thank you to our very first guest, Sarah Rhea Werner. Sarah is the writer, producer, and star of the award-winning audio drama Girl In Space. You can find Sarah on Twitter at @SarahRheaWerner and online https://www.sarahwerner.com/

Credits:

Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

EXPLICIT TAG: There is a curse word in this episode! A cuss!

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Writer's block is no match for you own handheld mentor. Practice! Practice! Practice!


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Editor - MJ

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A review of today's Town Hall Meeting Notes for WeGo.com - the first name in emerging technologies, digital assistants, and, locally, smoked meats.

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Thank you for joining us for the fourth episode of Paired Season Two!

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Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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The printed word is dead, long live the printed word.


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Editor - MJ

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We hope you enjoy your stay here at the Metropolitan Zoo Vulture Exhibit.


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Editor - MJ

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Warning: Chance of rain, high winds, and foolish, reckless behavior due to lack of emotional coping mechanisms.


Thank you for joining us for the first episode of Paired Season Two!

Creator/Writer/Producer - Liz Anderson

Editor - MJ

Cover Art - Adrian Theuma

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PAIRED SEASON TWO DEBUTS DECEMBER 6th! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

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Don't forget to like and subscribe!

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Introducing our new editor and sound designer, MJ!

MJ is a composer and editor based in Portland, Oregon. They're on twitter @piratejenne. Follow MJ!

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The second outing of recasts of some of our favorite episodes!

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First of a few weeks of recasts of some of our favorite episodes!

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Making a connection, and saying goodbye. For now. 

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It is the frightening Fall Holiday. Great costume. Please help yourself to an appropriate amount of candy. 

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The dog catches its own tail. 

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A road trip leading to a heist leading to a life-changing moment. 

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Why do you behave this way in the Home and Garden Shop. Why do you choose this place for your relationship crisis. Some of us are just here to get bolts. Please take your problems elsewhere.

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A formal meal with business associates causes informal anxiety.

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Enjoying everything there is to learn about the library, paper books, and the stickiest parts of human natures.

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Naptime brings about a series of disparate, desparate sensations.

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A meditation on corporial forms, sheathing a body, and corporate summer dress codes.

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Another unexpected late night wake-up call leads to another round of testing, and new discoveries.

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Join our friends for a casual, mandatorily safe bicycle ride.

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Our digital friend helps Ty through a sick day.

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Writing a song is easy. Just get some drums, some different drums, and then one more cool, big drum, and blammo, you've got a hit!

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Enjoy a period with the digital assistant in your MFA Writing Class.

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Facing pressure at work, a friend begs another friend to answer questions to prove whether they are sentient. Very rude.

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EMERGENCY. THE TEENS ARE COMING.

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Time for the company party. I hope everyone maintains their pretense of companionship well!

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Summer fun in the summer sun.

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Pairy helps a friend navigate the highs and lows of Indiana truck stop senior management.

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An unexpected late night proves surprisingly productive.

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Pairy helps with calendar events, anxiety, Hoosiers, and kissing. All in a good night's work.

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First episode will debut May 24th, 2019 - subscribe today!