Welcome To Meet You: Recent Episodes
Dart & Robbie
Welcome To Meet You everybody; the podcast where Robbie Armfield and Dart Sultan broadcast their friendship for your entertainment.
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Dart's sleep study results are in.
The savage beauty of Yorgos Lanthimos' Bugonia (2025).
A few other matters.
Enjoy,
D+R
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“Another album that almost killed me. 2 years of sweat and tears and self-neglect but I wouldn’t have it any other way. I wouldn’t give you anything that didn’t take my all to make. Hope you guys enjoy it.”
Wrote Kevin on insta about the release of Tame Impala’s 5th studio album, Deadbeat.
“His songwriting has gotten lazy and corny as hell, lyrics have gotten vapid, generally just seems juvenile. And the whole self-deprecation shtick, hats with “LOSER” on it smh. Maybe a 40yo still singing about 14yo problems has gotten stale.”
Wrote someone on reddit.
“What’s going on?”
Sang Marvin Gaye.
To wade through the confusion, we venture back to the Live Versions album of 2014, documenting a Chicago show from the previous year. I’m kindly joined by talented friends and collaborators Sophie Gordon (@lightrailsydney), Bernie Bolger (@finksaroos / @pyjamasundayzzzzz), and Charlie Waldren (@poolroom.mp3 / @pyjamasundayzzzzz) for this inaugural Tame Impala Symposium.
Hope you guys enjoy it.
Robbie
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Robbie got a Mercedes S Class.
Robbie succumbs further to "the Chinese way".
Robbie got a new job.
Dart detailed his step-dad's car for money.
Enjoy,
D+R
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Apparently Norbit was Brian Wilson's favourite movie?
This is a great chat with Jim Rindfleish (drummer of Mildlife) originally released in July - soon after Brian's passing - celebrating his life, heart and angelic talent.
Corks is a show about music, bobbing on the ocean together. It's available on our Patreon (link below). Here's the first one UNLOCKED and UNLEASHED for free consumption. I hope you enjoy!
- Robbie
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Folks, be rest assured - we do not talk about Tame Impala in this ep.
(we do).
Dart puts on a clinic and gets a job at an ice cream company.
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Elliott Smith’s second solo album is self-titled. It was released on Kill Rock Stars in 1994 with cover art depicting two bodies seemingly falling. Understated, angsty, substance inflected, haunted.
Comedian and friend Jordan Sharp (All Things Footy) joins to talk purity, musician interviews, swearing in songs, the digital is physical, Elliott’s awful end and his beautiful album.
Hope you enjoy!
Robbie
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So, what are the main energies?
Fire, water, earth and bubbles.
So following that knowledge, what are the 3 main schools of Magik?
Correct; arcane, necromancy and bubbles.
Enjoy,
D+R
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"The lunatics are in my hall..."
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The cheeky fresh-faced singer-songwriting heart-throb that everyone yearned to BE and BE WITH!
John Mayer’s Heavier Things (2003) is his second album released with the major might of Columbia after the runaway dork of Room For Squares (2001). It had more electric guitar, the ubiquitous ick of Daughters, and topped the charts.
9/11, American Idol, Subway, Nelly, rom-coms, regrettable PR, and deep cognitive dissonance…
Beloved brother and collaborator Mitch joins to uncover John’s wonderland.
Hope you enjoy!
Robbie
Outro: Neil Cicierega - Porcelain
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Robbie and Dart try stand up comedy for the first time and compare experiences.
Enjoy,
D+R
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Andrew DeYoung, Tim Robinson, Paul Rudd and most importantly, A24, bring you 'Friendship'. A new age comedy that reminds us of times of old. Let's get into it.
Robbie uses his platform to publicly congratulate his friend Kevin Parker on the release of his new song 'End Of Summer'. Dart kinda just chills and vibes on some non-challant shih.
Enjoy rascals,
D&R
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From post-punk hovel to synth-pop heaven.
'Cupid & Psyche 85’ by Scritti Politti defined a genre, pushed technology, inspired Miles Davis, and catapulted Green Gartside into stardom.
Steeped in post-structuralist philosophy and a love of pop’s inane sheen, he emerged from his parents’ place in Wales after recovering from a breakdown to launch a subversive pop offensive… Only to find the grass isn’t always…
Josh Coxon (Simi Lacroix, These Guy) kindly joins to illuminate.
Hope you enjoy!
Robbie
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Dart destroys Marvel once and for all.
Robbie got a haircut.
Dart doesn't hate clubbing.
Keep it down.
D+R
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Won't you come on down to the lounge?
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Dwarf son or Tau' daughter?
JB HI-FI GF or EB Games GF?
We whip through the latest Triple J Hottest 100 Australian Songs list like Missy Higgins whips through a divorce. Complete devistation. We were too smart for it!!!
TV shows your parents like and the internets farewell to Ozzy Osbourne.
We were the special two.
D+R
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Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart) was an accomplished sculptor who claimed to have had a seven octave vocal range and no formal education. Him and His Magic Band debuted with ‘Safe As Milk’ in 1967.
Comedian and Professor of Logic, Tristan Haze*, kindly joins me for this second installment of Corks to explore the Captain’s nascent vision. Hope you enjoy!
Robbie
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Speak to me oh toothless one!
Welcome to meet you YNs.
This week, we tackle the monumental circus that was Black Sabbath's final ever (?) show 'Back to the Beginning'.
Also, we finish off our discussion on Nathan Fielder's 'The Rehearsal S2 (2025)' by disecting the epic season finale 'My Controls'.
Finally, as per our remit - Wet Leg's new Tiny Desk concert.
Let me see your fucking hands!
D+R
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The debut of Robbie's solo pod, Corks! More to come...
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A month off weed, heaps of music, and anal pleasure.
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Michael Ryan, Michael Ryan, Michael Ryan.
Lorde, Addison Rae and Will Smith.
Authenticity, power, cringe and watching Grown Ups 2 on shrooms.
It's providence baby.
D&R
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Question: Yeah this ep is fine... but is it worth the damage it's doing to the enviroment?
Answer: No.
Robbie debriefs us about his spirit enriching travels throughout the top end of Australia. Dart de-briefs himself whilst in a k-hole.
And finally, Sinners (2025) - is it worth the hype?
All this and more on this week's episode of Welcome To Meet You!
D+R
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Welcome To Meet You!
Robbie and Dart unpack season 2 of Nathan Fielder's bizarre and inspired creation 'The Rehearsal'.
The return of Doctor Cock, Robbie's experience at the 2025 Nimbin MardiGrass, Dart's new iPad and Robbie's new TV.
Best listened to on an iPad!
D+R
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Hey Uncs,
Welcome to meet you!
Russell Crowe has new music out and it's funny as.
Robbie recalls his time in a high school improv troupe and Dart assaults us with cringe he witnessed at his first improv show.
The La's, yummy coffees and dead rats.
And tell us, have you ever had a decent feed at a Gloria Jeans?
Be safe and healthy,
D+R
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Well, well.... WELL. If it isn't the Piss Cult. Take a seat would you?
Queefs
This episode, we're investigating the liminal horror that is 'Dead Internet Theory'.
Pride, injury, masculinity and of course a Will Smith update.
Enjoy and live merrily,
The WTMY Team LLC.
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Dart regales us with tales from his recent and ill fated cruise to New Zealand. Romance, terror and a whole lot of room service.
Drake Vs. Kendrick, overintellectualizing, Brett Lee and the Barefoot Challenge.
"Your feet are bare and you're out in public somewhere."
Please send your own submissions for the barefoot challenge to us on the socials and enjoy the ep.
With arms wide open,
D+R
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Doobie, Steely, Toto, Loggins... The smooth semi-soft adult-oriented sound of late 70s and early 80s jazz-inflected bands was eventually labelled "yacht rock".
We discuss HBO's 'Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary' with Jim Rindfleish, aficionado of the genre/era and sultry hands behind the effortlessly groovy skins of Mildlife.
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A Complete Unknown (2024), your disgusting stories, small town life and how to deal with bullies.
DAVID LYNCH FOREVER INTO INFINITY.
Enjoy x
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Me: "Happy 2025 gorgeous." kisses you softly on the lips
You: unresponsive
Me: "Gorgeous?"
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Gladiator 2, Rob & Bride's wedding, Ellen DeGeneres: For Your Approval (2024) and Missing Richard Simmons.
Guys let's fucking get it. Can we do that? Can we get it for once?
Reach out in the inbox or at wtmypod@gmail.com with your disgusting stories.
Appreciate your patience, hope you enjoy.
R+D
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We're taking a brief hiatus while Robbie gets married. See you December!
Love,
D+R
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We're back! We're so fucking back.
The boys dive head first into 'Dawkins Vs. Peterson: Memes & Archetypes'. Schoolies, cinema etiquette. Robbie moved, his wedding fast approaching. And Dart goes into labour…
Enjoy.
D+R
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Dart threw Robbie a Bucks and Joker 2 came out.
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Experience.... the new sex... welcome to... Nosexua.
Chris Lilley's weird new YouTube content, the Australian Office, FKA Twigs, Dart's metal cruise and big changes for Rob.
It's all happening and it's all a part of Nosexua.
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Welcome to meet you gang!
This week, we had the absolute pleasure of being joined by Triple J broadcaster, Comedian and X-factor possessor, Frankie Rowsthorn.
Together, we dissect Raygun's much anticipated appearence on 'The Project' (originally aired on Wednesday 4 September 2024).
Frankie shares what its like having a famous Aussie icon for a Dad, as well as their shared experience on 2023's 'The Amazing Race Celebrity Edition'.
We reminisce on the surreal cultural moment where the internet believed Guy Sebastian may have been responsible for the events of 2019-2022.
Tones and I is on Ozempic and are 10 year highschool reunions worth going to?
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Folks, welcome to Massage Story. Not even going to explain why the episode is called Massage Story. Because if you know, you know (and probably wish you didn't). But if you don't know, well hawk tuah baby pucker up.
Oasis are back! Woohoo! Yippee! The Manchester brothers have seemingly patched things up and are hitting the road. What does this mean for the world? What does this mean for us? And what the FUCK have Wet Leg been up to!?
Sabrina Carpenter recently dropped the salacious video for her new single 'Taste' featuring a cameo from HollyWEIRD IT girl Jenna Ortega. As at writing this, it's racked up 47m on YouTube! But is it really hitting like it should be? Especially in this post Brat pop climate?
We touch base with James McCartney, discuss good/shit therapists and delve into the world of amateur (amahawktuah) wrestling.
Hope you can still look us in the eyes after this one.
Enjoy.
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Dart is a little low this week after ending a relationship.
Robbie and Dart dissect the crap Raygun response.
Dart shares a completely mental story he received from a work mate involving a big name celeb.
Rising star Chappell Roan has been the talk of town for her stance on celebrity life and boundaries. Robbie and Dart discuss Chappell's tact and whether you can have celebrity (in it's current form) without predatory fans/paparazzi. Please sound off in the comments if you have any thoughts on this, would love to hear from you.
Hey Piss Cult! Lovely to be back.
The Olympics (Raygun, Snoop Dogg, Hawk Tuah Girl, etc) and PR mastery. In particular, J. K. Rowling's fascinating fall from grace as 'Moldemort'.
Dart "drank from the cup of life" (night on the town and a therapeutic booking (of the sexual variety)) and Robbie "spilled it all over his jeans"... But it's all good coz we exist at the perfect time to experience planet earth's greatest artistic export: Wet Leg.
Enjoy and bottoms up!
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Welcome To Meet You my darlings!
The long awaited Pokemon pack opening ep is here! We are opening a standard pack of Pokemon cards that we got from 7/11 over 3 months ago and have had 4 fights over (hope it's worth it!).
Dart is fighting the power by subscribing to a healthy food service and buying sparkling water in bulk from Amazon.
Robbie recounts his childhood nightmares at the hands of his cousins (and their friends) TRIGGER WARNING
We touch base with Will Smith's new dumpster fire of a track 'Work of Art' as well as revisting the fiasco at the 2022 Oscars.
Lastly and sticking to the theme of cousins, we came accross the diaries of a very peeved of cousin to a very powerful man...
Enjoy :)
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Welcome to Burp Wolrd folks! burp
For this episode, the boys are recording from Rob's home, toilet and office (aka his car parked at Clovelly, NSW).
They discuss share house faux pas, as well as what's worse; farts, bad breath or stinky feet?
Of course a trip to the menajerie is on the cards this week. Well overdue!
The boys dive into James Blake's and Lil Yachty's 2024 collaberation album 'Bad Cameo', as well as the must see 2003 documentary 'Overnight'.
Enjoy :)
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Originally posted to Patreon on 31 May 2024.
Bula vinaka!
Coming from where you'd rather be! Or in this case, where you'd KAVA be! (like the title).
Robbie and Dart embrace island life by drinking kava. Dart finally cracks the conspiracy of his constantly drenched bathroom, Robbie trip sits Dart and tells of recent Fijian getaway, Dart had a Lynchian barber experience, and a spoiler free discussion of 'Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga'.
The boys weigh in on the Rick Rubin Vs. Jacob Collier debate: is art best made with or without an audience in mind? Let us know your thoughts. And share your own roommate horror stories in the comments below too!
Moce!
D+R
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Hey Brats! Hey you devilish, cheeky little fucking Brats! Welcome to another episode of the podcast you love to Brat out to. This one's available to watch too: HERE.
Bridie and Dart discuss Yorgos Lanthimos' polarizing 2024 film 'Kinds of Kindness' over a McChicken in the park. We touch on Charli XCX's new album... (hmm what's it called again?.... oh yeah!) BRAD! Also Dart recounts his rewarding experiences attending two Yasiin Bey concerts.
Your sluttiest two little brats tackle Dart's drug induced epiphany* and try to determine whether it is 'PROFOUND or PATHETIC?' We welcome your thoughts...
D+R
*available to read in the description of the youtube vid of this episode, link above.
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Daniel Kitson's latest show "Collaborator", belligerent coworkers, Sydney film fest, Dart's alleyway heroism, and the latest from the minds of Detective Kim Kardashian!
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The lads watched Sofia Coppola's first film, the Virgin Suicides (1999) at the Sydney Opera House, Dart quizzes Robbie about wet dreams, the menagerie of internet finds is back AND a fresh segment for Robbie to showcase his penchant for photography.
Dart had a breakdown in Robbie's presence causing him to finally confront his neighbours about the shared bathroom issues. This leads to a larger discussion about mental health and the newsworthiness of suicide. Of course if anything comes up for you, lifeline’s available on 13 11 14.
Enjoy and God bless,
D+R
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Intro: E+E - Dreaming
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Kava ceremony, Robbie's Fiji getaway, Dart's bathroom conspiracy solved, Lynchian barber experience and menagerie of humourous internet finds.
Full episode available to watch or listen to on our Patreon! Vinaka vakalevu!
Waddup Slime?
The boys kicked it off with a pass ag royal inquisition conducted by Rob into Dart's extensive teeth brushing routine.
However, any wounds are healed as the boys warmly recall a special boozy sleep over night that resulted in Robbie presenting Dart with a very special proposal.
The menagerie is opened on this ep for general viewing and Robbie recounts a real life, tragic, but curious encounter.
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Enjoy, peace and love, keep it real,
D + R
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In this one: Baby Reindeer, Kendrick v Drake, and IGA micro-aggressions.
Outro: i.v & Detente - Burnout / Mechanical Pencils
E Komo Mai To Meet You!
Welcome back to a podcast so sexual, you will want to shove a tennis racket up your arse.
We saw Challengers (2024). It got Dart super horny, but unfortunately Robbie was distracted by a broken chair and bar obstructing his view.
Drug induced revelations, Bitcoin, Dart’s low hanging wall art, Robbie’s trip to Hawai’i, and Sam Campbell’s recent Australian stand-up show!
A hui hou,
D + R
Eyyyyy. The boys are back but Dart has long covid :(... :3
We finally dive into Nathan Fielder and Benny Safdie's masterpiece 'The Curse' (2023), starring them and Emma Stone. For optimal listening, watch all 10 episodes prior (available on Paramount Plus).
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The fire burns on,
D + R
Intro: John Medeski - House Reveal
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In this one: Two Weddings and a Bluesfest...
Intro: Louis Cole - Tiny Losses
Outro: Louis Cole - End of The Night
We watched the Roast of John Cleese… but Robbie got cancelled??
Dart tried out a new barber and ended up getting more than a trim! You will not believe this one…
The infamous group chat continues to be an overwhelming force in our lives. Jordan Sharp is called for comment after recently leaving.
And does intent matter? Sound off in the comments.
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Intro/Outro: Mark Janello - Imaginary Voyage II. (flute quartet)
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In this one: shit sleeping habits, cold, dark times in school, the unexamined life, the almost unwatchable Poor Things (2023), Dart's irritation at people using "boundaries" as an excuse to guard inconsequential crap... And is it better to live an active (decisive) or passive (indecisive) life?
May your Apple Watch chip and shatter. Just joking.
Hello FR3AKS! Welcome to meet you! Robbie and Dart dissect Denis Villeneuve's brutalist sci-fi epic Dune: Part Two (2024) and gush over MGMT's modern masterpiece Loss of Life (2024).
Memoir titles are brainstormed and Dart shamefully talks about having to piss in a bucket in his own home as a 32 year old man.
And brand new segment: Through The Looking Glass… Enjoy! But also beware...
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Intro: camiidae - butterfly
Outro: camiidae - bumblebee
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Well well well, won't you give it up for your boys Darcy Solomon (Dart Sultan) and Dobbie Armfield (Robbie Armfield) as they bring you another episode of the show eclipsing the Australian podcast sector - Welcome To Meet You!
crowd cuts sick
The boys are kicking off their big podcast year right by studying the masters (Mr Beast), Dart finally began watching Nathan Fielders' surreal HBO nightmare 'The Curse', and Robbie had his beach visit tainted by a satanic beach bum.
Strange sights at an amateur comedy night, we journey through Dart's Menagerie, visit a sex shop and reminisce about the best gigs ever attended. This episode is exclusively for you, Patreons. Thank you so much for your support.
"Dart, you moving to Sydney has caused a cataclysmic vibe shift." - Jordan Sharp
In the lead up to his new show 'The Book', as well as getting on the nod together at a Joeyy show, the boys invited comedian and friend Jordan Sharp into the weed-o-sphere.
However…
When you lock three alpha wolves in a room with only one bowl of chum... heh heh... well you can imagine what happens next...
Due to the tumultuous nature of the recordings as well as various other issues, what you will hear is the final product of Robbie's valiant effort to piece together several episodes that were deemed somewhat unlistenable.
From the ethereal waiting room that is Sofia Coppola's 'Priscilla', to Ye's Reich adjacent 'Vultures 1', NOTHING was off limits as the boys took shots OF purple slizzurp drank and AT one another.
Enjoy...
TLDR: Robbie’s erotica, Dart’s weed habits, Sofia Coppola’s Priscilla and Ye’s Vultures 1
Jordan Sharp - 'The Book':
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https://www.factorytheatre.com.au/event/jordan-sharp-the-book/
Intro: Ioscil - Cloister
Outro: Television Personalities - The Crying Room
AKA “Sydney Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Boner Street…”
We gather on Dart’s new Sydney-based bed to talk rubbish and devour a delectable cheeseboard, paid for by the kind WTMY Patreons! Thank you so much.
Group chat BS, Robbie’s sushi train conduct, pod guest blacklist, and brand new segment “Good Girl or Bad Girl”...
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Intro: Ye - Come To Life (@okthxbb bootleg)
Outro: Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again
Dart has an announcement, Brides had her phone stolen at a gay rave and we check out Sylvester Stalone’s new show Tulsa King…
“1 in the pink 1 in the stink”
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Stitch ups n stand up. Fast food n fatherhood. Averageness n homelessness… Such a pleasure to chat with Australian comedy powerhouse, Aaron Gocs!
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Dart went to the hospital and Robbie and Bridie were bullied by a Tom Jones impersonator.
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Intro: Gil.Barte - Ako
Love ‘n’ loss… Hope ‘n’ despair… Yin ‘n’ yang…
We chat about Robbie’s proposal to Bridie at the 20th anniversary screening of The Room and Dart’s recent troubles. Also Andre 3000’s GQ interview smells like roses!
The Proposal:
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Outro: Andre 3000 - Ninety Three ‘Til Infinity And Beyonce
PATREON EXCLUSIVE UNLEASHED!
Jim kindly joined us to discuss the final Beatles song 'Now And Then'. Enjoy!
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“Healthy circumcisions, informed decisions, great conversations.”
Welcome to our new podcast: The Scandal! Today we discuss the new Willy Wonka, ATAR scores, the Bee Gees, and share a truly scandalous idea…
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Outro: Single Gun Theory - The Point Beyond Which Something Will Happen
We’re kindly joined by the inimitable Brides to chat monkeys, washing ass, fashionistas and the final Kim Kardashian adventure!
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Dart and Robbie both saw Paul McCartney for his Got Back tour with their mums AND Robbie is an Australian champion!
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Intro: ML Buch - High speed calm air tonight
Well f*ck! Time for some fresh and new opinions on the double feature of a lifetime. We go deep on Barbenheimer, rub ‘n’ tugs, and crap like that. Hope you enjoy!
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Hi there! Hope you’re well.
Today’s menu: suffering, hope, the wisdom of waves, and adult “swifties”… Take a loved one to the water and let us know how it goes!
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Dart’s LOVE: Estee Nack - Nacksaw Jim Duggan (2023)
Robbie’s LOVE: John Lennon & Yoko Ono - Milk and Honey (1984)
Inspiration, vocation, collaboration…
A pleasure and a thrill to shoot the breeze with Jim Rindflesh, drum king of Mildlife. We talk about the industry, the nature of genius, beatles, star wars, simpsons, crowd surf fails, festival line ups, and even sneak in a cheeky jam! All in the comfort of his warm and inviting home.
Listen to Mildlife. Buy the physical. Attend a show. Get excited.
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What is performance today? And where is the stage?
Chookas is a podcast offering a unique opportunity to explore these ideas. And who better to host it than seasoned stand-up comedians Jordan Sharp and Tristan Haze. They’re joined in Adelaide on today’s episode by good friends Robbie Armfield and Dart Sultan for this far reaching conversation.
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Tristan: @tristanhazeart
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High flying success, meeting heroes, and Harry Potter hypotheticals… NOTHING was off limits in this exclusive tell-all with London-based Australian-comedic heavyweight, Sam Campbell.
A great privilege to have him on the show and we highly recommend you attend his latest live show ‘Every Single Emotion’ and follow him on insta (@McDonaldsComedy).
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The year is 2013… Kony is still at large and Kirin J Callinan releases his debut solo album ‘Embracism’... Produced by Kim Moyes of The Presets, it’s wild warped wonderful and 10 years on worthy of a deep dive… So we covered ourselves in grease and did it with the man himself! Hell is right here on earth!
Our sincerest gratitude to Kirin for his kind time and thoughtful candour. Listen to his music on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, Tidal, CD & Vinyl.
Big thanks too to our generous patrons and behind the scenes dream team: Sean Conlon, Hugh Raper, Charlie Waldren, Smith's Chips, LA Ice, and returning sponsor Afterpay "if you can't afford it now hopefully you can after".
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Moving house, Rihanna’s superbowl performance, Sam Campbell’s ‘Companion’ stand up special, Avatar 2, jb hi fi.
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Outro: Life Sim - IDL
Dart’s encounter with a “radioactive orphan”, Martin McDonagh’s ‘The Banshees of Inisherin’, “Irish-core”, and is everything political?
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Outro: George Harrison - Your Love Is Forever
Robbie’s 30th, Dart did shrooms at Arctic Monkeys, pides, bidets, Ruban Ostlund’s ‘Force Majeure’ (2014), dyslexia, our Mandela effects. We’re just taking it easy!
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Outro: Machine Girl - Peace of Mind
A little festive hello. Back properly soon. Merry merry to you and yours!
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Outro: Tame Impala - Let It Happen (Soulwax Remix)
Shrooms, therapy, guns n roses, cooking a beast, sex toys, trump’s hole in one. Send us your cooking pics (with a little context please)!
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Outro: Tame Impala - The Less I Know The Better (Super Mario 64 Remix)
Regret, disturbing neighbours, CBD vs BBR (Big Bong Rips), performative laughter, aussie music vids, and the debut of “Dart’s Menagerie”...
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Dart’s LOVE: Barbarian (2022), Black Sabbath - The Warning, Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Water
Robbie’s LOVE: The Velvet Queen (2021)
Outro: Elizabeth Cotten - Look and Live, My Brother
We saw Tame Impala live, Toby Amies’ new King Crimson doco, and discuss the Ye shitstorm
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We reckon with our masculinity by reviewing some woman stuff! Clementine Ford’s podcast ‘Dear Clementine’ and Olivia Wilde’s new movie ‘Don’t Worry Darling’. Also Dart saw Brian Cox (the rock ‘n’ roll scientist) on stage!
(If you don’t want movie spoilers, we start talking bout it at 24:53)
Outro: The Beach Boys - Don’t Worry Baby
Melbourne, mateship, Bowie flick ‘Moonage Daydream’, Ricky Gervais, Jim Jeffries, comedy, and street fights with Mildlife!?!?
Outro: The Kinks - Art Lover
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Trials and tribulations… Honour and spectacle… Magic and loss… The Rehearsal finale and the latest instalment of Detective Kim Kardashian… Enjoy!
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Outro: Old Saw - The Mechanical Bull at Our Lady of the Valley
Our 50th episode! We discuss Jordan Peele’s new one ‘Nope’, unveil Part 3 of Detective Kim Kardashian, debut “Who Beautiful?” and more... Thanks for listening.
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Outro: Miles Davis - He Loved Him Madly
Bacon, episode 4 of The Rehearsal, Baz’s ELVIS, superheroes, faith, chemist warehouse, and the anticipated sequel to Detective Kim Kardashian…
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Outro: Lou Reed - Magic and Loss (Summation)
Bring them back?
Hamilton, Tyler The Creator and Death Grips’ 2018 album ‘Year Of The Snitch’
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2 curious humans enjoy another yarn! Splendour In The Mud, misunderstandings, Dart twisted his ankle at Guzman Y Gomez, Jordan Peele’s movies, et al.
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We discuss our fashion choices and the debut episode of Nathan Fielder’s new show ‘The Rehearsal’
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Outro: David Bowie - The Mysteries
CW: This episode contains unfiltered discussion of “Cack”.
The second and final instalment of Dart's journey to a Thai wellness retreat and Robbie reveals a secret...
Robbie's LOVE: The Government Lake by James Tate
Dart's LOVE: Mayhem - Deathcrush EP
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Dart attended a wellness retreat in Thailand with Lorde.
Part 2 coming soon…
Intro: Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill
Outro: Miles Davis - What’s Love Got To Do With It
Your questions answered plus boring admin update (yawn!)
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Outro: Yasuaki Shimizu - Kono Yoni Yomeri (Sono 2)
Johnny Depp released an NFT series (Never Fear Truth), irony in Australian music, Dart did a naughty, Robbie’s divisive 30th idea, Thinking vs Feeling, and the official entrance into our turbulent Rue arc (from Euphoria show)…
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Dart’s LOVE: Magdalena Bay - Dreamcatching / Bjork - It’s Oh So Quiet
Robbie’s LOVE: Kirin J Callinan - …in ABSOLUTES
Dart’s HATE: Joe Vs Carol
Intro: Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird
Outro: The Beards - You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man
Wordle, Marvel, Sam Hyde & iDubbbz docos, NFTs, I f*cking love science, utility/meaning, and calling strata about ice heads!
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Dart LOVE: BRUIT ≤ - The Machine is burning and now everyone knows it could happen again (2021)
Robbie LOVE: Emily Dickinson #1732
Outro: Tirzah - Make It Up
Dune, Adele, Beatlemania, pillow-heads, over the top gift giving, and what it’s like to be in a coma.
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Intro: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Outro: Sensation
Trauma dumping, crime, death, butt play, Norm Macdonald, and Chloe Zhao’s movie ‘The Rider’ (2017)!
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Intro: Blawan - Under Belly
Outro: Cass McCombs - Prayer For Another Day
The boys tackle Sia's critically panned film 'Music' (2021) and ABC's reality show ‘Love On The Spectrum’. Dart provides an unexpected second instalment to his banned-from-the-barber tale, while Robbie muses on the challenges presented by the newest Rock-Down.
Enjoy ;)
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Intro: Schapelle Corby & Nat Z - Palm Trees
Outro: James Holden - Inter-City 125
The boys are back giving their take on Lorde's new track 'Solar Power' and the sweeping phenomenon that is Bo Burnham's Netflix Special 'Inside'.
Dart discusses his phantasmic experience moving back to Melbourne during lockdown, whilst Robbie discusses the woes of overly friendly wait staff and violent dogs.
This episode sees the introduction of a new segment - ‘The Lucifarian World of Welcome To Meet You’ and the comforting return of ‘The Wizarding World of Welcome to Meet You’.
Enjoy darling.
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ROBBIE’S LOVE: Hairdryers
DART’S LOVE: Nesting
ROBBIE’S HATE: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
DART’S HATE: Better looking people
INTRO: Texas - Inner Smile
OUTRO: Pauline Oliveros - II of IV
Tay Zonday, Ringo Starr, Tim Minchin, The Greasy Strangler (2016), Dart’s 30th, the Wizarding World of Welcome To Meet You (Part 1), and the toxic need to host a podcast.
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DART’S LOVE: Weezer
ROBBIE’S LOVE: Running
DART’S HATE: Death of Kentaro Miura
ROBBIE’S HATE: Layby payment marketing
OUTRO: Skee Mask - Flyby VFR
We rise again to discuss maccas, condoms in car parks, spiders in the yarra, the septic content of motivational gurus Dharr Man and Gary Vee, and 2019’s beautiful doco ‘Honeyland’ etc.
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Dart’s LOVE: Little Nightmares 2
Dart’s HATE: Vaccine posting
Robbie’s LOVE: MGMT - Little Dark Age
Robbie’s HATE: Aspiring drummers
Outro: Cass McCombs - Memory’s Stain
Delay = Cancelled! We’re back to discuss Chet Hanks’ ‘white boy summer’, the horny anime Evergreen meme phenomenon, Robert Altman’s 1977 film ‘3 Women’, Megan Thee Stallion’s grammy win, and how effed our individualised society is man!
Dart’s LOVE: Veep, My Bloody Valentine, Rocking With Robbie
Dart’s HATE: Wandavision
Robbie’s LOVE: ‘Can’t Get You Out Of My Head’ by Adam Curtis, Kant’s sleeping arrangement
Robbie’s HATE: Zoo (2007)
Intro: Ringo Starr - Zoom In Zoom Out
Outro: Detente - End Of The Road
Like the legend of the penis... We discuss Dart’s first psych sesh, Robbie’s experience on a bucks night, big tech v big gov and Phoebe Bridger’s guitar smash on SNL.
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ROBBIE’S LOVE: Outkast - The Love Below (2003)
ROBBIE’S HATE: Coked out ramblings
DART’S LOVE: No Longer Human by Junji Ito
DART’S HATE: Formulaic true crime documentaries
Intro: Daft Punk - D.A.N.C.E.
Outro: Quirke - Break A Mirrored Leg
Forget what you know about Alpha and Beta, the Sigma Male is rising… We also discuss toxic workplaces, Australia/Invasion Day, H3H3 Productions, Charlie Kaufman’s 2020 netflix film ‘I’m Thinking of Ending Things’, and losing ourselves to the Foo…
DART’S LOVE: The Reticent - The Oubliette (2020)
DART’S HATE: South Park
ROBBIE’S LOVE: Kirin J Callinan - Dumb Enough
ROBBIE’S HATE: Stillborn ‘in memoriams’ on fb
INTRO: Foo Fighters - The Pretender
OUTRO: SOPHIE - GET HIGHER
Ya know those shorts from back in the day. Really long but not pants. Longer than ¾ ones with zero crease in them, just full frontal flat shorts that dip to the ankle. So awesome. Anyway, we discuss Robbie’s best bday ever, Dart’s night on the piss, Liam Neeson & Tash Sultana, South Park, Rick & Morty, the new Chloé Zhao film ‘Nomadland’ starring Frances McDormand PLUS “reliance” vs “acceptable gluttony” re: substances.
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DART’S LOVE: Shady Nasty - BAD POSTURE EP
DART’S HATE: Cash grab prequels/sequels
ROBBIE’S LOVE: Billy Bunks - Devil’s Clay
ROBBIE’S HATE: The Office (US)
Outro: The Durutti Column - Sketch For A Summer
A joy to be with you again! We’re back in the saddle and totally bro-ing out on cars, finance, bitcoin, the latest netflix catastrophe ‘Death To 2020’, mental health (again) PLUS Robbie’s tips revealed on how to cop valium like a pro.
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ROBBIE’S LOVE: Jisoe (2005)
ROBBIE’S HATE: Cuvies
DART’S LOVE: Casiopea - Mint Jams (1982) / Burn After Reading (2008)
DART’S HATE: MF Doom’s passing
Outro: Madvillain - Accordion
We huff and we puff and we talk about surprise parties, personal growth, integrity in capitalism, Dart’s liberties at his partner’s share house, review the femme punk slog that is Her Smell (2018) [starring Elizabeth Moss et al] and Robbie poses another relentlessly intriguing Q (re: Art v Artist)...
Robbie’s LOVE: r/nitrous
Dart’s LOVE: World of Tomorrow (2015)
Dart’s HATE: The Last Witch Hunter (2015)
Outro: James Holden - Idiot
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We gossip about the tone deaf comments made by the mary’s group stains, Yeezy’s hologram gift to Kim K, Harry Styles wore a dress!?!?!? PLUS we review Alex Cameron’s 2017 album Forced Witness.
Robbie's LOVE: Bela Tarr's 'Sátántangó' (1994) // Kanye West - Bound 2
Dart's LOVE: Ancient Aliens
Intro: MIDI For Africa - We Are The World
Outro: William Basinski - For Whom The Bell Tolls
We liaise on a number of titillating topics including: jungle juice, pokies, a particular beer’s influencer ad campaign, netflix’s new one ‘Trial Of The Chicago 7’, Dart’s latest red flag obsession and other crap!
Robbie’s LOVE: Simi Lacroix - Simulacra // Kyle Mooney’s ‘excuse me america do you mind’
Robbie’s HATE: Sixteen Candles (1984)
Dart’s LOVE: Necros Christos - Domedon Doxomedon
Dart’s HATE: The Killers
Intro: Stacie Orrico - (There’s Gotta Be) More To Life
Outro: George Duke - Bring It On Home
CW: Laughs, Funnies & Suicide (Lifeline: 13 11 14 and/or Beyond Blue: 1300 22 4636)
We talk life, death, therapy, improv escape room theatre shows, new netflix doco ‘My Octopus Teacher’, get up to date with the latest Australian music (Wolfmother and Amy Shark) and just kinda have fun and stuff?
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Dart’s LOVE: Spawn (1997) // Yaeji - What We Drew // Sleep - The Sciences
Dart’s HATE: His fickle nature
Robbie’s LOVE: The Virgin Suicides (1999)
Robbie’s HATE: Vegan meat pricing
Intro: Robert Johnson - Rambling On My Mind // The Zombies - Beechwood Park // A. K. Paul - Landcruisin’
Outro: Sipho “Hotstix” Mabuse - Thaba Bosiu
We debate heatedly about the 2020 US election PLUS review Borat 2 and 2017 film ‘9/11’ (starring Charlie Sheen and Whoopie Goldberg) ALSO discuss our personally meaningful album picks AND find out what Disney characters we'd be!
Dart's album pick: Westside Gunn - Flygod
Robbie's album pick: Luke Temple - A Hand Through The Cellar Door
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Intro: B-Ball Joints - Battle Joint 1
Outro: Dean Blunt and Inga Copeland - Face Turn (Mastered)
We philosophise about family relations, the modern antireligion of therapy and mental health, review Harmony Korine’s ode to vandalism ‘Trash Humpers’ (2009), pick personally meaningful albums for each other to review, and ruminate on bizarre slices of life (such as CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!!!).
Dart’s album pick: Westside Gunn - Flygod
Robbie’s album pick: Luke Temple - A Hand Through The Cellar Door
Dart's LOVE: Under The Skin (2013)
Robbie's LOVE: Oklou - Galore
Intro: TOBACCO - Headless to Headless
Outro: Lonnie Linton Smith - Meditations
We reflect on our porn challenges, winepol, the ethics of photography, review Kevin James’ descent into pitiful neo-nazi sincerity in new film ‘Becky’, discuss the worth of Joji’s new album ‘Nectar’ and gush about the latest cool stuff on Twitter!
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Intro: Mumford and Sons - Little Lion Man
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Our debut IRL record! We shoot the breeze about our exciting lives, review Australian (paedophile adjacent) rocker Orianthi's new stuff, discuss US comedy show PEN15, dish on the latest goss from Hollyweird PLUS other surprises and more. It's easier to see on a high horse.
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Intro: Arthur Russell - Arm Around You
Outro: Matmos - Out of the Serpent's Mouth (feat. Oneohtrix Point Never)
We talk RBG memes, review new netflix doco 'The Social Dilemma', discuss the shoddy international response to Covid Coronavirus, Qs of the week, etc.
We Went Wrong: Corona and the World After the Full Stop
Intro: Tom Grant - Angels Crossing
Outro: Shuggie Otis - Pling!
We talk new netflix movie Cuties, the Travis Scott maccas collab, review 360's album 'Falling & Flying' (2011), reveal what kind of cops we'd be and hear about Dart's time on chat roulette.
Outro: Rival Consoles - Articulation
We delve into our darkest call centre stories, review Tenet, determine who dumb as f*ck and more.
Outro: Himera - Peaceseeker
We address our absence, discuss fatness, review BTS' US no. 1 hit 'Dynamite', unpack Kids (1995), hear our awful customer service tales, and saunter through the regular segments with zero grace or flare.
(Heavy topics and a couple dud gags in this one. Feel free to call Lifeline on 13 11 14 if you need.)
Intro: Dead DJ Joke - 3 Low 3 Crankious
Outro: JasonYangViolin - Kids (Electric Violin Cover)
We discuss answer phone messages, 5G, billionaires, crypto, review Dope Lemon and Winston Surfshirt's new one 'Every Day Is A Holiday', detail the worst outfit of our lives AND premiere new segments 'Rob's Erotica' and 'Who Beautiful?'
Intro: Pirates of the Caribbean (Froto Remix)
Outro: Lorn - Sega Sunset
We talk 'They Live' and 'Nightmare on Elm Street', discover Henry Cavill is a psyop, discuss the unrelenting cowardice of aus vlogger Isaac Butterfield, and explore the beautiful neurosis of Fyodor Dostoevsky's 'Notes From Underground' and 'Crime and Punishment'. Regular segments 'Dart's Q', 'Love/Hate' and 'Who Ugly?' also return.
Outro: Robert Turman - Untitled (Flux II)
We review Maroon 5's baffling new one 'Nobody's Love', discuss Harmony Korine's 1997 film 'Gummo', self-censorship, toxic masculinity, AND MORE
Intro: Billy Talent - Red Flag
Outro: K. Leimer - Art and Science
Schoolies, we review One Republic's new one 'Lose Somebody', talk Kanye's presidential crap, Dart's Question of the Week: "Would you rather smoke a blunt with Bob Marley or Millie Bobby Brown?", and we go deep on Tame Impala's 'The Slow Rush' (44:05 - 1:59:22)
Intro: Machine Girl - Cyan Hardcore
Outro: Actress - 88
Mental health special
Intro: Ariel Pink - Black Ballerina
Outro: Charlotte Adigery - Yin Yang Self-Meditation (Instrumental)
JK Rowling is potentially a horcrux (allegedly), we debate the worth of Jenna Marble's content, find out who's ugly this week and weep for Mr. Depp's finger
Intro: NOCON - AGAG
Outro: Black Moth Super Rainbow - Sunset Curses (Slow)
Supreme financial advice, Angela Nagle's 'Kill All Normies', Jenna Marbles exiting youtube, and Amy Shark's latest stinker 'Everybody Rise'
Intro: Azealia Banks - 212
Outro: Monolake - Mass Transit Railway
We review new amazon show 'Last One Laughing', Orianthi vs Tash Sultana, Lil B feet worship, personal poo stories, woke nestle horseshit, and MCAB etc
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Intro: Jockstrap, Injury Reserve - Robert
Outro: Popol Vuh - Why Do I Still Sleep
Censorship, statues, and whiteface
Intro: Enrique Iglesias - No Apagues La Luz
Outro: Caterina Barbieri - Virgo Rebellion
We have phone sex.
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Intro: SM6 - bad guy (Band Cover)
Outro: Waak Waak Djungi - Rainbow Serpent
We discuss ABC's new comedy show 'At Home Alone Together', Charli XCX's new album 'how i'm feeling now', Triple J's Requestival and John Krasinski's predictable SGN sellout
Intro: Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know (KDrew Dubstep Remix)
Outro: Hongjun Lyu - Forest Trail
Our longest and least focussed ep to date! We discuss Fursonas (documentary about the furry community), internet v tv comedy, normal people, twilight, our revolting bodies, etc
Intro: John Williams - Imperial March (Apashe Remix)
Outro: Pauline Oliveros, Stuart Dempster, Panaiotis - Ione
Toxic mateship, the smith street rant (redux), tfw no gf, dart's troll
Dart's Reco's:
Elder - Dead Root Stirring
Laura Marling - Songs For Our Daughter
Fiona Apple - Fetch The Bolt Cutters
Robbie's Reco:
Orchestra of the Eigth Day - At The Last Gate
Intro: Funkadelic - Back In Our Minds
Outro: Orchestra of the Eigth Day - Forgotten Prayer
Furries, amy shark’s tik tok, cursed suburban image and the smith street band
Intro: Oneohtrix Point Never - Problem Areas
Outro: Alice Coltrane - Wisdom Eye
Crying, fast food, high school, uber, some good news and stuff. Email your photos of public servants to wtmypod@gmail.com