Aphorism of the Day

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

The world is all gates, all opportunities, strings of tension waiting to be struck.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me.

So go for the jump, and chase all your dreams. (from a lyric written for Bruce Springsteen)

When elephants fight, only the grass gets hurt.

In the end, we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.

Become a student of change. It is the only thing that will remain constant. The College Blue Book

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.

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