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Robert McKinney
Science Fiction and Fantasy Audio Dramas From Robert McKinney
So just what is McKinney Can't Write? It's a mess, to be honest, but a fun one. It's a place where you can find science fiction audio dramas one week or urban fantasy serials the next. It's a place to dip a toe, or dunk a head, into strange tales. More than anything, it's a place to take a break from reality. So why not hit play and check out what McKinney Can't Write has to offer.
No one believes in fairies until they're trying to burn your face off ...
My name's Flint. I'm a half-orc, a bodyguard, and a fair hand with a rifle. Back in the day, I fought in two wars. One was in uniform for good ole Uncle Sam. The other was under the banner of The Erlking - Iron Lord of goblins, half-bloods, and orcs. Being a vet two times over never bothered me until one hell of a job dragged me out of the mortal world, and back to the land of Faerie. Now I've got to get my client over the US-Mexico border before the next best thing to a fairy goddess finds, enslaves, and kills us - though maybe not in that order. Think I can make it past the elves, gunmen, and magical forces of nature standing in my way? Start listening to Faerie Protective Services today to find out.
Magic, bullets, and a whole lot of demons ...
Robinette "Robin" Kohl is a smuggler with a bit of magic under her belt. A magic can take her anywhere on earth in the blink of an eye. Too bad someone’s found the answer to an impossible question. How do you catch a woman who can’t be chained?
Listen to Brimstone Hustle to find out.
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Magic, bullets, and a whole lot of demons ...
Robinette "Robin" Kohl is a smuggler with a bit of magic under her belt. A magic can take her anywhere on earth in the blink of an eye. Too bad someone’s found the answer to an impossible question. How do you catch a woman who can’t be chained?
Start listening to Brimstone Hustle to find out.
Welcome to Chapter Seven of Faerie Protective Services - an urban fantasy serial from Robert McKinney.
Can this bodyguard keep his client out of harm's way once the bullets start flying?
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Welcome to Chapter Six of Faerie Protective Services - an urban fantasy serial from Robert McKinney.
In this episode, it's all fun and Faerie games until the shooting starts ...
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Welcome to Chapters Four and Five of Faerie Protective Services - an urban fantasy serial from Robert McKinney.
The thing chasing this bodyguard's newest client is far more dangerous, and familiar, than he'd feared ...
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Welcome to Chapter Three of Faerie Protective Services - an urban fantasy serial from Robert McKinney.
When his dad lands in hot water, this bodyguard begins to reconsider a dangerous choice ...
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Welcome to Chapter Two of Faerie Protective Services - an urban fantasy serial from Robert McKinney.
This bodyguard turns down a bad offer just in time to receive a troubling message ...
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Welcome to the First Chapter of Faerie Protective Services - an urban fantasy serial from Robert McKinney.
Time flies, even when you're not having fun. This bodyguard is about to find out that just because you're out of Faerie frying pan doesn't mean you're out of the fire.
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Welcome to the Prologue of Faerie Protective Services - an urban fantasy serial from Robert McKinney.
Every story has a beginning, and this is it. Stay tuned to find out what happens when a half-orc bodyguard tries to get his client across the US-Mexico border before a fae goddess finds, enslaves, and kills them (though not necessarily in that order).
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When a goblin finds himself chased from the lands of Faerie, he tries to flee across the battlegrounds of World War I. But how can he escape when a creature of Faerie follows with terrible spells in her grasp?
1917's A Blast is set in the same world as Faerie Protective Services - coming soon to headphones near you!
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