SModcast: Recent Episodes
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In which our hero listens to the stories of the people that were a part of Clerks, too. With special guests
Betsy Broussard (Dental School Video Customer) and Kimberly Loughran (Heather Jones).
Recorded live at the SModcastle on December 4, 2021.
In which our hero listens to the stories of the people that were a part of Clerks, too. With special guests
Brian O'Halloran (Dante) and Scott Schiaffo (Chewlies Gum Guy).
Recorded live at the SModcastle on July 11, 2021.
In which our hero meets a childhood hero of his, and borrows his underpants for ten minutes. With Special Guest Anthony Michael Hall.
In which our heroes finish recounting tales of high adventure that led to the world’s most famous comic book store. With Special Guest Stars Walt Flanagan, Mike Zapcic, and Ernie O’Donnell.
In which our heroes recount tales of high adventure that led to the world’s most famous comic book store. With Special Guest Stars Walt Flanagan, Mike Zapcic, and Ernie O’Donnell.
In which our heroes trace the evolution of street wear and art with a street wear wearing artist. With Special Guest Bobby Hundreds
In which our heroes talk about life with a ticking clock. With special guest star John Grayson.
In which our heroes talk about going from straight out of Compton to blazing Good Days, courtesy of Caviar Gold! With Special Guest Ice Cube.
In which podcasting titans gather together. With Special Guest Stars Walt Flanagan, Bryan Johnson, and Brian Quinn. (Part 1 of 3, continued on Tell ‘Em, Steve-Dave podcast.)
In which podcasting titans gather together. With Special Guest Stars Walt Flanagan, Bryan Johnson, and Brian Quinn. (Part 1 of 3, continued on Tell ‘Em, Steve-Dave podcast.)
In which our heroes ponder the inevitable and the infinite. With Special Guest Star John Grayson
In which our heroes talk about freaks, geeks, and bastards. With Special Guest Star Samm Levine.
In which our heroes talk about the new movie The Kid Detective. With Special Guest Adam Brody and Evan Morgan.
In which our heroes detail domestic bliss and bickering battles. With Special Guest Star Jennifer Schwalbach
In which our heroes analyze the Shadow Notes and the dope who wrote them. With Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier
In which our heroes discover the key to American storytelling. With Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier.
In which big men become small and then big again in a healthier way. With Special Guest Star Ethan Suplee
In which our heroes talk about what it was like to make Jaws. With Special Guest Jaws Production Designer Joe Alves.
In which our heroes discover an embarrassing journal from 1989, with Kevin Smith & Scott Mosier.
In which our heroes continue their watch along of Damien: Omen II which started on Talk is Jericho Episode 666.
In which our heroes take you back to the very first screening of Clerks in the past to decipher a message from the future! With Special Guest Star Vincent Pereira.
In which our hero takes you deeply into a reboot most folks would’ve assumed had no depth at all.
In which our heroes are separated by over 30 years in age. With special guest star Finn Wolfhard. See Finn Wolfhard in The Turning, in theatres January 24, 2020.
n which our heroes return to the 4 chambers. SCI: LIES MY MOTHER TOLD ME FI: REAL OR FAKE SCIENTIFIC STUDY WHY: DUNE STILLSUITS BYE: NUCLEAR CONDITIONER
In which our heroes tell tails of walruses. With special guest star Justin Long. Listen to Part 2 on Life is Short with Justin Long: https://wondery.com/shows/justin-long/
In which our heroes bring out the Gimp. With special guest Chris Jericho. Listen to Part 1 on Talk is Jericho: https://omny.fm/shows/talk-is-jericho/pulp-fiction-viewing-party-with-kevin-smith-pt-1
In which our heroes blaze through the history of papers made just for burning. With Special Guest Star Josh Kesselman, CEO of Raw Rolling Papers.
In which our hero comes to Comic-Con 2019 to talk Jay & Silent Bob Reboot and show us his clips! Recorded live in Hall H at the San Diego Convention Center with Special Guests Jason Mewes, Harley Quinn Smith and Melissa Benoist. Jay & Silent Bob Reboot premieres October 15. Tickets available now at Fathom … 420 : Kevin Smith Reboots Hall-H Read More »
In which our heroes talk about making cartoons that make billions. With Special Guest Star Brian Lynch.
In which our heroes take it in the bottom of the ninth. With Special Guest Star Chris Jericho. Listen to Part 1 on Chris Jericho’s podcast Talk is Jericho https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/talk-is-jericho/id767016946
In which we discuss an alternative timeline where we went another way with Jay. With special guest star Seth Green. See Seth’s directorial debut Changeland now available on iTunes, Amazon, Google Play, Vudu, and many more!
In which our heroes discuss how art gave them Hope and saved their lives. With Special Guest Shepard Fairey.
In which our heroes snap to it and talk Avengers assembling! With Special Guests Avengers: Endgame screenwriters Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, and Fat Man Beyond’s Marc Bernardin.
In which our heroes talk Tenth, Tarantino, and teenage twilight. With Special Guest Harley Quinn Smith.
In which our heroes lose their religion, find their Boy Song, and celebrate 12 years of SModcast. With Kevin and Scott.
In which our heroes read Reddit and go into the woods and wilds. With Scott Mosier and Kevin Smith.
In which our heroes podcast at each other like a couple of dueling wizards. With Special Guest Anna Faris.
In which all that’s needed are two turntables and a microphone. With Special Guest MC Chris.
In which our heroes talk Netflix while separately chilling. With Special Guest Iliza Schlesinger.
In which it takes the journey of a lifetime to fashion a victory lap for a Hollywood icon. With Special guest Adam Rifkin (@adamrifkin)
In which our heroes herald their hometown Highlands and discuss a duckless Dad. With Special guest Bryan Johnson.
In which our hero celebrates his 48th birthday with a film festival in the town he was born. Full program from Theater 1, with special guests Harley Quinn Smith, Jason Mewes, Bryan Johnson, Walt Flanagan, Vincent Pereira, Malcolm Ingram and Brian O’Halloran.
In which our hero comes to ComicCon 2018 to discuss death and hawk Hollyweed! Recorded live in Hall H at the San Diego Convention Center. With Special Guests Grant Gustin, Tom Cavanagh and Carlos Valdes.
In which, after seven seasons and 96 episodes, a TV show ends (and a Patreon podcast begins). Guest starring Walt Flanagan, Bryan Johnson, Michael Zapcic and Ming Chen.
In which our heroes lose a large human between them. With Special Guest Penn Jillette. The adventure continues Sunday on Penn’s Sunday School: https://pennsundayschool.com
In which our heroes come to grips with their missed opportunities. With Special Guests Bryan Johnson and Walter Flanagan. Recorded at Jay & Silent Bob’s Secret Stash.
In which our heroes talk about books, life, death and superheroes. With Special Guest Brad Meltzer.
In which our heroes try to talk about Rick & Morty but get sidetracked. Guest starring Dan Harmon.
In which we strap on Bunny Ears. Part 1 of a 2 Part crossover with Special Guests Matt Cohen and Macaulay Culkin. Part 2 available at: https://art19.com/shows/bunny-ears
In which our heroes try to make a horror anthology in Sarasota, Florida with the help of the students of the Ringling College of Art and Design. Featuring: -Larry Thompson, President of Ringling College -David Shapiro, Executive Producer -Zifeng Zhou, 2nd Assistant Director -Austin O’Reilly, Student Producer -Kurt Schmalz, Student Producer -Jack Patterson, Grip and … 389 : Killroy Was Here Read More »
In which our hero reads Hit Somebody, with an ambient audio mix by Will Wilkins (@netheadww).
In which former foes meet face-to-face to talk about transformation and how to heal. With special guest Megan Phelps-Roper.
In which our heroes return to their roots. With special guests Comic Book Men Bryan Johsnon and Walt Flanagan.
In which our hero is joined on stage by Ralph Garman, James Tucker, Lee Meriwether, and Gary Miereanu at SDCC 2017 to celebrate the Bright Knight, Mr. Adam West
In which our heroes celebrate 10 years of an American podcast while in the UK. Recorded live at the London Film & Comic Con 7/29/17
In which our heroes do it to Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe. With special guests Josh Brandon and Jonathan Lynn
In which our heroes tell ’em impractical stories of yelling at clerks. With Special Guest Star Brian Quinn.
In which our hero discusses the new original series “Sugar” with special guests Dylan McDermott, and Jamie Walton of The Wayne Foundation. Check out “Sugar” at http://www.sugarsmodcast.com and help support The Wayne Foundation.
In which our heroes crash Donner parties and ponder the Prairies. With Special Guest Star Bryan Johnson.
In which our our heroes sing songs of cinema and go to Hathaway Heaven. With special guest Nacho Vigalondo.
In which our hero moderates a panel at NYCC 2016 with Stan Lee, Chris Claremont & Walt Simonson. No one can deny that Stan Lee’s impact on comics is immeasurable! He has created characters and worlds that will forever be a part of comics and pop culture. Join Stan Lee along with Chris Claremont (Uncanny … 362 : Stan Lee & Men of Marvel Read More »
In which our hero provides more A’s to some Q’s at the Murchison Performing Arts Center in Denton, TX on 9/18/2016 with a special introduction by Jason Lee. (Courtesy of An Evening with Kevin Smith: The Art of Comics, presented by the Greater Denton Arts Council in conjunction with the exhibition Heroes in the Making: … 361 : Chasing Denton, Pt. 2 Read More »
In which our hero moderates the New York Comic Con panel for AMC’s Comic Book Men on 10/6/2016. Be sure to watch Comic Book Men on AMC premeiring October 23rd after the Walking and Talking Dead.
In which our hero provides the A’s to some Q’s at the Murchison Performing Arts Center in Denton, TX on 9/18/2016 with a special introduction by Jason Lee. (Courtesy of An Evening with Kevin Smith: The Art of Comics, presented by the Greater Denton Arts Council in conjunction with the exhibition Heroes in the Making: … 359 : Chasing Denton, Pt. 1 Read More »
In which our hero still gets Sirius with Andy McElfresh and special guest Greg Grunberg. (Filling in on the SirusXM Opie & Jimmy Show on Wednesday, 8/31/2016)
In which our hero gets Sirius with guest Andy McElfresh. (Filling in on the SirusXM Opie & Jimmy Show on Monday, 8/29/2016)
In which our hero shares a moment where he met one of his heroes, Mr. Garry Shandling. From Plus One Per Diem on August 8, 2011.
In which we look at some of the best moments of our heroes journey in 2015 including Old Candy, Belt Buckles, hitchBOT, Bad News Bears and Boy Saver!
In which our hero hosts a panel for the Starz Original Series Ash vs. Evil Dead with special guests Bruce Campbell, Lucy Lawless, Ray Santiago, Dana DeLorenzo, Jill Marie Jones, showrunner Craig DiGregorio, and Sam Raimi.
In which our hero and AMC’s Comic Book Men take fans on a bus in New York City to talk shop and create a lasting memory for one lucky couple.
In which our hero takes us to NYC to hang on stage at the New York Comic Con panel with the cast of AMC’s Comic Book Men, which has it’s season 5 premiere on October 18, 2015 after The Walking and Talking Dead.
In which our hero takes us on an aural journey to experience his perspective on the 1974 film The Bad News Bears, directed by Michael Ritchie.
In which our heroes give a FOXCATCHER review that?s nearly longer than the actual film.
In which we learn more than we ever did in high school. With Special Guest Joe Rogan. Part 2 of 2.
In which we learn more than we ever did in high school. With Special Guest Joe Rogan. Part 1 of 2.
In which we talk about Clerks, Clerks II, and Clerks III. With Special Guest Jeff Anderson.
In which we go very far, only to return. With special guests Walt Flanagan, Bryan Johnson, Ming Chen and Mike Zapcic.
In which we meet a real, live muse. With special guest Brighton Poet and Hoaxter Chris Parkinson.
In which #WalrusYes leads all the way to the legendary Midnight Madness section of the Toronto International Film Festival.
In which our hero spends an evening with the San Diego Comic-Con 2014 Hall H crowd to A the Qs and present the trailer for TUSK with special guests Haley Joel Osment and Genesis Rodriquez
In which our heroes do it in the city they first met. Recorded LIVE at the Rio in Vancouver, B.C. on 6/22/2014.
In which our hero answers that question at the Montclair Film Festival. With Special Guest Joel Stillerman.
In which our heroes get chased through the maple fields of the True North by Northwest.
In which all best friends stay on the porch. Guest starring Grace Smith and Ernie O’Donnell.
In which Bry and Walt take us behind the scenes of AMC’s Comic Book Men. Part 2 of the episode continues on TELL ‘EM, STEVE-DAVE!
In which our heroes celebrate 7 years as podcasting pioneers by doing the same shit as usual.
In which our hero talks about ALTER EGOS with the movie’s director, and special guest, Jordan Galland.
In which Q’s are A’ed in a giant room. Recorded live at Hall H during Comic-Con International in Sand Diego, CA on Saturday, July 20, 2013.
In which our hero learns that it wasn’t all for nothing. Guest starring THE DIRTIES director Matt Johnson.
In which love blooms as the credits roll. Pt. 2 of 2. Guest starring Renee Humphrey and Trevor Fehrman.
In which Trish the Dish from MALLRATS and Elias from CLERKS II do the flamenco. Guest Starring Trevor Fehrman and Ren?e Humphrey.
In which all vices are explored to excess and we learn how boring our lives really are. With Special Guest artist and podcaster David Choe!
In which we hear tales of art and comics and sex and Facebook. With Special Guest David Choe.
In which a little girl from Alabama conquers the internet. With Special Guest Star Felicia Day.
In which our hero loves his own voice so much, he launches ANOTHER podcast. With Special Guest Andy McElfresh
In which we tell the tale of two teenagers: one nearly 14 years old, the other nearly 43. Special Guest Star: Harley Quinn
In which a “retarded non-walker” learns to fly. With Special Guests Meghan Quinlan and Jennifer Schwalbach.
In which guest star Mitch Albom talks Red Wings hockey and introduces us to married therapists from Ann Arbor and the Salsa King of the Known Universe.
In which Rick Derris is revealed and memories are recovered. With Special Guest Ernie O’Donnell.
In which guest hostess Aisha Tyler calls herself “Urkel with Tits.” Part 1 of a 2 Part Podcast Crossover Extravaganza, continued on GIRL ON GUY.
In which a man and wife watch an award show that happens 5 minutes from their house. Plus One’s Jennifer Schwalbach guest stars.
In which the Dante and Randal prototypes take to the stage. Recorded Live at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club and Podcast Theater, 2/4/2013.
In which our hero talks to Rian Johnson about his flicks BRICK, THE BROTHERS BLOOM and LOOPER.
In which Gerard and Mikey Way take us through WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE, line by line.
In which Vincent Pereira takes us to ancient New Jersey in the Wayback Machine. Pt. 1 of 2, continued on SMovieMakers 12.
In which our hero A’s the Q’s from a room full of Jedi. Recorded live at Star Wars Celebration IV, Orlando, FL 8/23/2012.
In which our heroes finally listen to their answering machine messages from 1994. A circa-CLERKS audio adventure!
In which our hero recounts an entire movie from memory. Part 2 of 2, continued from Fat Man on Batman #8.
In which our hero holds court in Hall H. Recorded on the Extra at Comic-Con stage, at Comic-Con International in San Diego, Saturday, July 14th.
In which our heroes cobble together a show. (Pt. 1 recorded live at the Etnies SMeaker Launch Party, San Diego ComicCon, July 2011. Pt. 2 recorded live at SModcastle, November 2010)
In which our heroes fear the coming cannibal holocaust and dream of playing “Family Food”.
In which our hero previews a new podcast all about his Lord and Savior, the Dark Knight.
Recorded live, in front of people, at Thebarton Theatre, Torrensville, Adelaide, Australia, April 28, 2012.
In which our heroes keep coming back, one day at a time. With special guest stars Bryan Johnson and Jason Mewes.
In which our heroes listen to the true Hollywood story of Beard Guy. With special guest star Bryan Johnson.
In which our heroes sing Moon River. Also included: SModcast Extra – Kev and Scott talk to BEN 10’s Joe Casey about the new ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN cartoon.
In which our heroes celebrate their second Bicentennial since their childhoods. Recorded live, in front of people, at the Spatz Theatre, Halifax, Canada. February 3, 2012. (NOTE: This recording was saved by Declan Quinn. The original sound file was severely corrupted; Declan’s diligence did a Lazarus on it.)
In which our heroes do it in front of people at SketchFest in San Francisco. Recorded live at Cobb’s Comedy Club, 1/29/12.
In which our heroes are banished to Wisconsin. Recorded live, in front of people, at the Majestic Theatre, Madison, WI. June 23, 2010.
In which our heroes go wayback. (First post-Prima-Nocta SModcast 3D, recorded live at SModcastle, 8/13/2010)
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Alamo Drafthouse, Houston, TX, July 29, 2010.
In which our heroes do it live, in front of people, at the Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal, Quebec, 7/28/11.
The San Diego ComicCon Hall H Q&A. In which 6500 people laugh at (and sometimes with) a fat guy. Recorded on Saturday, July 23, 2011.
In which a Viking Funeral becomes an Irish Wake. The last show ever recorded at SModcastle, June 29, 2011. (Warning: SModcastle Final Night is a teary, blubbery affair. Ladies: if grown men crying turns you off, do not listen.)
In which our heroes do it live, in front of people, at The Harris Theater in Chicago, Illinois
In which our heroes do it live, in front of people, at The Pabst Theater in Milwaukee, Wisconsin 5/3/11.
In which our heroes do it live, in front of people, at The Midland in Kansas City, Missouri, 5/2/11.
In which our heroes do it live, in front of people, at the Ulster Performing Arts Center in Kingston, New York, 4/30/11.
In which both SModcastle and The Lovitz lose their maidenheads to dual debuts of SModcast 3D. Bring lots of lube: it’s two shows in one!
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Etnies Clerks sneakers launch party at the San Diego Comic-Con, San Diego, CA, July 23, 2010. (NOTE: This recording was saved by Declan Quinn. The original sound file was severely corrupted; Declan’s diligence did a Lazarus on it.)
In which our heroes do it live, in front of people, at the Carnegie Libray Music Hall in Munhall, Pennsylvania, 4/1/11.
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Granada Theater, Dallas, Texas. July 28, 2010.
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Allen Cineport 10, Las Cruces, NM. July 27, 2010. (NOTE: This recording was saved by Declan Quinn. The original sound file was severely corrupted; Declan’s diligence did a Lazarus on it.)
Deep in the SModcast Network wood, where Kev & Scott Mosier play, You’ll find the enchanted neighborhood, of Kevin Smith’s childhood days.
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Vogue Theater, San Francisco, CA. May 2, 2010. (NOTE: This recording was saved by Declan Quinn. The original sound file was severely corrupted; Declan’s diligence did a Lazarus on it.)
SIDE ONE: SMothered. An episode of SModcast 3D, recorded live, in front of people, at SModcastle – Hollywood, CA. 10/9/10. SIDE TWO: Snow Day. Another episode of SModcast 3D, recorded live, in front of people, at SModcastle – Hollywood, CA. 9/19/10.
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Fargo-Moorhead Community Theatre, Fargo, ND. April 29, 2010. Available exclusively (for 1 year) only at XM 202, Sirius 197.
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Babcock Theater, Billings, MT. April 30, 2010.
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Vogue Theater, San Francisco, CA May 2, 2010. (NOTE: This recording was saved by Declan Quinn. The original sound file was severely corrupted; Declan’s diligence did a Lazarus on it.)
In which our heroes experiment with the sweet science. SModcast 3D recorded live, in front of people, at SModcastle, Hollywood, California.
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Sanderson Centre for the Performing Arts, Brantford, Ontario, Canada. June 5, 2010.
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Majestic Theatre, Madison, WI. June 23, 2010.
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Sacred Heart Music Center, Duluth, MN. April 28, 2010.
In which our heroes talk trucksteraunts. Also included: Bonus “Gordo”, from Live Nude Fargo.
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Fargo-Moorhead Community Theatre, Fargo, ND. April 28, 2010.
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Pullo Center, Penn State, York, PA. April 26, 2010.
First chapter in a sporadic, ongoing SMod sub-series about the fabled New Jersey beach borough, told by her peoples & peepholes.
In which our heroes are just waiting on a friend. Live from International Bear Rendezvous 2010.
n which our heroes discover a world so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.
In which our heroes fondly recall that last, good time. SModcast #97 is on the ‘Chasing Amy’ Blu-Ray DVD
In which a hero falls to a bug and another hero falls off a moral and societally normal cliff.
In which our heroes shine a light on the past, the future, and the parking lot of a Canadian strip mall.
In which our heroes bed down with cougars, face that yellow bastard, and conjure a cuckold.
In which our heroes trudge through the DMZ, examine various creams and elixirs, and rocket into the future.
In which a hero returns from the wild, another hero is discovered, and yet another hero can’t stop bawling.
In which Buddy has a bad day and our heroes are beside themselves at the news… until the Quickening kicks in.
In which our heroes confront the civic perils of making a porno, debate the innocence of youth, discuss the responsibilities of parenthood, witness the genesis of a northern superhero team, and try to unravel the mystery of one boy’s vestigal gills.
In which our heroes get political, war the world, and await the annual arrival of Odin.
In which our heroes race with the devil, question a non-singing moon-walker, and make contact with the most aloof alien in the galaxy.
In which our heroes accost a rocker in the cereal aisle, get unruly on a plane, fear the wrath of a pent-up Paul Bunyan, and go to the movies.
In which our heroes dream of private tutoring, catalogue questionable laws, survive a star cros’t love affair, rally against lawn art, and unwittingly seduce a funny-book merchant.
In which our heroes marvel over Pillow Babies, thwart an attack by Stalin’s man-apes, and face off over the love of a human Xerox.
In which our heroes battle bargain-hunters, jealous lovers, the danger of dills, and misty, water-colored memories of the way they were.
In which our heroes talk a little shop, muse over collegiate nudes, wax Parisian, and seek salvation in Shrewsbury.
In which our heroes wake and bake, party hardly, and face off against a righteously indignant Canadian.
In which our heroes try to manufacture road rage, enter handy negotitations, draw the line at what they’d do for a Make-a-Wish kid, and catch up with an old bathroom buddy.
In which our heroes get corny, analyze the father of American obesity, and get a shot of maturity.
In which our heroes celebrate a milestone, lament the loss of the ultimate weapon, pit the Christ against the AntiChrist, and plot the most amazing movie ever made.
In which our heroes dream of private tutoring, catalogue questionable laws, survive a star cros’t love affair, rally against lawn art, and unwittingly seduce a funny-book merchant.
In which our heroes relate ribald tales of corporate piracy, draw upon the scat games of the short and fantastical, discuss the first generation of hand-held games, and reminisce about the imaginary lengths a boy will go to in an effort to secure some free comic books.
In which our heroes cock an eye at a prairie legend, fret over eight legged stalkers, fear a Swedish Holocaust, and take issue with the plausibility of singing underwater.
In which our heroes talk about that old time religion, ruminate on the clerical touch, and try to discern the role of the hot tub in Holy Mother Church.
In which our heroes are visited by a special guest, discuss disturbing defecation, inadvertently brag about the size of a shower, puzzle over plumbing, and muse (or Mewes) about a movie that might’ve been.
In which our heroes struggle to get the show started, vicariously cruise a gay website, and puzzle over the current state of father/daughter relationships.
In which our heroes finally appease the hunger with chatter about where they’ve been, what they’d do if they were “Lost”, and how they ride their mellow.
In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!
In which our heroes discuss SMod after death, and then descend into the Matrix to determine the reality of PodBabies, post-pod love, virtual weight loss, the power of a crappy life, and whether the virtual world makes a man happier.
In which our heroes ring those silver bells in celebration of the holidays, chatting up all things related to the season, from the little baby Jesus to Conan the Barbarian.
In which our heroes get into a discussion of the white man’s lack of reclaimed cultural terms of endearment before launching into an even more in-depth exploration of cultural terminology, try to come up with words to hurt each other, turn their sights on sites that feature comments that aim to be mean for mean’s … 41 : Honkey! Read More »
In which our heroes return in a role-playing adventure through porn by casting a late 80’s convenience store clerk named Kevin in an unlikely role of a lifetime, chat about the aging effects of time on late 80’s cinema goddesses, and debate the merits of size over foppishness.
In which our heroes engage in a frank discussion of inebriation, find out what happens when the Italian Harold decides Maude is a bit too old, and touch on the horrors of Alzheimer’s, how to spend your last 48 hours, the passing of Evel, the vindictivenes of jellyfish, and a future after the unkindest cut … 39 : Of Berries And Twigs Read More »
In which our heroes embark on not only the happiest, but apparently also the heaviest cruise that ever sailed, flirt with bi-curiosity via RedTube.com, and get high huffing butt-hash.
Our heroes go jumbo-length in celebration of an anniversary, using the time to explore a body-snatching scenario and the decision to pod or die, learn the boundaries of a hug, marvel at the cunning of a trapped deer, and plumb the depths of general ignorance.
In which a pair of relics from mid-90’s pop culture talk about getting old and boring, examine the conditions under which sexual congress with the breathing challenged might be acceptable, discuss the alternative brances of a family tree, and take “Paper or plastic?”to a whole new level.
In which the Jersey trio dissect each other’s pharmaceutical history, probe deep into the mind, make revelations aplenty, and bond on a whole new level.
The Heroes of the East convene for a special Jersey roundtable, featuring epic tales of early friendship, “Star Wars” summers, a fecal tooth and a mother’s love, a fecal ring quest and a decided lack of love, a friend’s betrayal, how old is too old to at tend a high school party, how to creep … 34 : Jersey Justice League Read More »
A blast from the (recent) past, in which a guest hero descends to fill the slot of a traveling hero, as the conversation begins with tales of liquid diet depression before turning towards reminiscences of Jersey – of college writing courses, old girlfriends, and Walt’s trouble getting paid – before winding up with remembrances of … 33 : Life Of Bryan Read More »
In which our heroes learn to fear a very tiny water-dwelling killer, mark a passing with little pity, discover why a future in food services might not be the path to take, gift Kentucky with a new license plate slogan, wonder as to the whereabouts of beloved fast food icons, and impart a little lesson … 32 : I’m No Fool Read More »
In which our heroes ponder congress with strangers, arranged marriages, the Byzantine nature of the electoral college, the extent of principles (via the example of crop-shredding, sexually harassing monkeys), Darth Vader alerts, weight maintenance, the supposed joys of running, and climbing Everest.
In which our heroes craft the ultimate form of punishment for a crime ripped from the headlines, debate the implementation and ethics of said ultimate punishment, and then answer questions from SMod fans.
In which our heroes discuss The Boy Who Lived and the wizarding world way, way too much. SPOILER ALERT: “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” and many others “Potter” books spoiled at great lengths.
In which our heroes marvel at a canine onanist and other dog oddities, dissect barf-jobs, dream of seeing how Cheerios are made, expose the dirty secrets behind the Twinkie and the McDonald’s shake, and spend a long time discussing the Twenty Most Bizarre Experiments ever conducted.
In which, after too long an absence, Mos finally returns… and has his heterosexuality repeatedly called into question. Also: a contest!
In which a special guest fills in for one of our heroes, prompting a heavy bout of reminiscences about what kind of purchases can set off parental fisticuffs, how metal is metal, what it means to be man-friends in Jersey, and saying goodbye to 42nd Street – all of which is interjected by a discussion … 26 : Beware The Hobo Read More »
In which our heroes spend an unhealthy amount of time deconstructing a Rankin Bass classic, do a “Midnight Express” with a pre-street-date DVD, kill a franchise, lament the loss of holiday-programming luster, fail to enjoy adolescent keggers, get the blues at a strip club, miss opportunities to smoke on campus, have their bagged-and-boarded books threatened, … 25 : Lynching Vixen Read More »
In which the manager of a comic book emporium and a Canadian infamous for overstatement join forces with a newly-minted senior citizen to discuss past mistakes and the fallout of waging body parts, robotic scat games, hipping-up that which doesn’t require.
The re-return of the distaff, in which our heroes discuss Canadian lockdown & toilet hijinks, reminisce about coming for the first time and losing it in a small town, get all “Sex And The City”, cross the point of no return, make note of body types and what city is best for them, decry the … 23 : Good Vibrations Read More »
The return of the distaff, in which our heroes talk about the likelihood of running into former intimates at ComiCon, the bending of the space/time continuum in an effort to bed a younger version of your spouse, why divorce is not an option, inappropriate hugging of the famous, Marion Ravenwood: gender traitor, shame-shorts, insecurities both … 22 : Schwalcast Read More »
In which the patriarchy is restored and our heroes discuss a wide range of topics like Flushable Moist Wipes, the triumphant advent of Flushable Moist Wipes, the historical significance of Flushable Moist Wipes, dry corncobs vs. Flushable Moist Wipes, magic ice boxes vs. Flushable Moist Wipes, and “Heroes”.
In which the sausage party is crashed by a sausage patty, the feminine touch is heavily felt throughout, a de facto marriage counseling session ensues, uncomfortable sexual revelations are made, and made, and made some more.
In which our heroes broadcast from a talking house, get their Trek on, briefly interrupt the proceedings to do some work, suss out why they never abused the casting couch, debate an indecent proposal, brag about oral proficiencies gone to waste, marvel over the frigid, define love, and hail the first cro-magnon sexual astronaut.
In which our heroes get out of the office, debate purchasing a helper monkey, live free and “Die Hard”, get cut off in one-mile-an-hour traffic, investigate three generations of road rage, delve into the casual racism of old-timers, go “prison” with ice hooks and baseball bats, reveal mob ties, identify functioning alcoholics, reveal their hill-people … 18 : White Flight Read More »
In which our heroes accept the fact that they listen to “the oldies”, reminisce about a non-dry “Strike Back” set, figure out how they got west, toy with the notion of buying their childhood home, prematurely bury Ed McMahon, pull a multi-person Matt Hooper, and wrap up with a lot of scat-chat.
In which our heroes rock some poker in the back (and liquor up front), opt to talk about the previous SModcast in lieu of new topics, enter “Jaws” as a length of measurement, enjoy an impromptu visit from a cinematic stoner and discuss his spicey endorsement prospects, try to wheel and deal for a starring … 16 : Bungpiece.com Read More »
In which things go back to normal and our heroes discuss the passing of a bear-like legend, ruminate on the emotional and physical perils of pet ownership, confess to being cat people, fret over Weiners hunting weiners, become the Jolie of dog adoption, and incur the wrath of all right-thinking and decent people by spending … 15 : The Pretty-Good Worker Read More »
In which our heroes cross the border with a guest from the True North, analyze the “Loose Change” of UFOs, posit that even unidentified species worship the Devils, lament the loss of Bigfoot, question Nessie’s diet, theorize how the Republicans can take the White House for the next one hundred terms, and reveal Canada’s greatest … 14 : On Guard For Thee Read More »
In which a hero falls… and gets temporarily replaced by a guest host, one man’s trash becomes another man’s trash at the local flea market, life behind a comic book store counter is brought to life with tales of a questionable customer base, and the war against the aggressors from the stars gains a production … 13 : SFodcast (or SWodcast) Read More »
In which our heroes tread the boards and let loose their inner-gay via a prolonged discussion about their Broadway experiences, hold their “Damned” nut, show a lack of respect for tenth grade Thornton Wilder, try to put Snoopy in the pound, get “Grease”-y, dramatize comic books, prevent Mewes from shanking a non-comics fan with a … 12 : A Fat Kenickie Read More »
In which our heroes talk interstellar joyrides, hotel-stays of yore, the perils of travel abroad, plus-sized swimwear, the best “Jaws” documentary ever made, day trips to death camps, and being brat-deep in a jungfrau.
In which our heroes chat coiffure, get into some weight-y issues, hatch a seminal diet, order a dollar’s worth of fish, fear the sea, pinpoint the indignity of shark attacks, and fear bears, dinosaurs, and the duplicity of the fowl.
In which our heroes pitch Canada on a new national slogan, suck off “Grindhouse”, predict a world gone mad in which the deaf prey on the blind, figure out that “Planet of the Apes” was more than an hour long, delve further into Scott’s home(s) and garden, revisit the skittish Wolfie, tell a tale of … 9 : Red, White, But Never Blue, eh. Read More »
In which our heroes puzzle over the merits of Rich Little and Danny Gans, review a foreign ruler’s take on cinema, go on about Kev’s “Reaper” stint for awhile, discuss working for The Man, assess whether or not they’ve become whores, touch on what it’s like for Mos to be the Green Goblin’s kid’s henchman, … 8 : The Entirely Too Over-Long Episode Read More »
In which our heroes marvel over the success of “Wild Hogs”, discuss theater-jumping with parental consent, lament a child’s lack of keys, talk about Scott’s sister yet again, fear sleeping on a foreigner’s couch, puzzle over the chicken-hawk compulsion to be featured on “Dateline”, show no interest in sex with teenagers, and have fun but … 7 : An Icelander Showing You Your Own Beating Heart Read More »
In which our heroes lament the death of a cinema legend, discuss the dead and other threats to the environment, analyze where billionaire authors’ biggest nut comes from, catch up with Potise while constantly incorrectly referring to Arnold’s as Al’s, reminisce about scholastic achievements, search for insight into an ex-girlfriend’s mother’s motivation in penning a … 6 : Inverted Nipples Read More »
In which our heroes talk poker and casino etiquette, analyze Mos’s frugality and greener instrincts as well as his corn-oil burnin’ car, chat about their missed moment of Oscar glory, muse about the danger of mouth-breathers at a comic book convention, come clean with tales of unsolicited homoerotic escapades from their youth, and refuse to … 5 : Nipples You Can Hang a Coat On Read More »
In which our heroes talk results, regrets, and rejoicements in relation to the Academy Awards, name-drop Scorsese like it’ll get ’em laid, struggle to remember Illeana Douglas’s name, reminisce about celebrity sightings and marvel over the need of the famous to eat, crack on “Krull”, ruminate on the men they’d concede to being rump-wrangled by, … 4 : Can I Get a (Masturbatory) Witness? Read More »
In which our heroes plot to bilk the innocent out of a buck a pop, reminisce about an over-crowded condo, spend far too much time dreaming up the ultimate guest list, finally reveal the horrifying tale (tail?) of the Dog Fight, relive their own bloodiest battles, make with talk of a first handy, and recall … 3 : Sex & Violence & Bathrobes Read More »
In which our heroes ponder about C U Next Tuesdays, discuss the death of a human train wreck, compare amateur porn to Elmo, create a platform for Walt Flanagan’s mayoral candidacy, contemplate dalliances with the famous, do bad Salma Hayek impressions, and discern exactly how spineless the fat one is as they relate tales of … 2 : A Dubious Super Power Read More »
In which our heroes primarily puzzle over when “Oriental” became a derogatory term, as well as touch on the following subjects: the very tall, “Pump Up the Volume”, parental groping, the detritus that gets washed off a newborn, the notion of a Birth-Day celebration, mobile units, bear bars, and Wolfie.