Harry Potter Movie Minutes: Recent Episodes
Harry Potter Movie Minutes
A weekly podcast with two HP nerds dissecting the movies of the wizarding world approximately 10 minutes at a time.
Ok, WE'RE BACK! NOW this is the REAL end. We watch the final movie's deleted scenes together and react in real time...with a lot of yelling...
Thanks again to everyone who has listened along with this project of ours!
Episode 11 (Minutes 1:46:42 to END): This week ENDS. There’s the final battle between Voldemort and Harry Potter that no one sees. There’s the epilogue and old age makeup we wish we didn’t see… But most of all, this is the end of a 2.5 year project that we’ve loved doing and loved sharing with all of you. Special thanks to all of our guests along the way and all of you that have listened! Final bonus episode out next week! Thank you for listening! Mischief Managed.
Episode 10 (Minutes 1:36:38 to 1:46:42):
This week carries us back into the battle for an epic speech from Neville and some Malfoys peacing out of this whole situation. We talk about the really long, weird fight around the castle between HP and Voldy and the epic kill by Molly Weasley as everyone stands back and lets her work. Per usual.
Join us next week for minutes 1:46:42 to END!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with MOLLY KILLS BELLATRIX.)
Episode 9 (Minutes 1:23:40 to 1:36:38):
This week marches us into the Forbidden Forest where Harry summons his parents, Remus and Sirius and then punches us repeatedly with the feels. We talk at length about the portrayal of the Resurrection Stone (and is it INSIDE the ring?!) and the conversation between Harry and Dumbledore the White.
Join us next week for minutes 1:36:38 to 1:46:42!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP saying “Professor?”)
Episode 8 (Minutes 1:12:55 to 1:23:40):
This week traumatizes us both as we discuss Snape’s memories in the Pensieve and some that are not even his… We applaud Molly Weasley as always and try to hold it together for this sad, sad chunk.
Join us next week for minutes 1:23:40 to 1:36:38!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP sitting on the steps in Dumbledore’s office.)
Episode 7 (Minutes 1:02:56 to 1:12:55):
This week battles on with some of our favorites returning for the finale. We chat about the ever changing Hogwarts layout and why have this dramatic scene in a boathouse we’ve never seen before? These topics and more, thanks for listening!
Join us next week for minutes 1:12:55 to 1:23:40!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends after Voldemort’s speech, overhead shot of boathouse.)
Episode 6 (Minutes 52:36 to 1:02:56):
This week throws us back into the chaos of the battle of Hogwarts where we wish we could have seen more of the Room of Requirement and why did the Horcruxes whisper…? Also, what was the point of blowing up the bridge if it can be repaired with ‘Reparo’? All these thoughts and more as we reach the halfway point in the final movie!
Join us next week for minutes 1:02:56 to 1:12:55!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the Horcrux destroyed, Nagini hisses and coils.)
Episode 5 (Minutes 42:36 to 52:36):
This week has students running just amok all over the castle. We (instantly) find the Grey Lady and find her to be a little rude. Lots of yelling and even some whooshing through Harry. Not great, Helena! Also, how does Ron know (and understand) Parseltongue from Harry talking in his sleep..?
Join us next week for minutes 52:36 to 1:02:56!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron and Hermione pulling apart, laughing.)
Episode 4 (Minutes 32:20 to 42:36):
This week opens the portrait into the Room of Requirement and begins the battle of Hogwarts. Luckily, we have our guest Brock to discuss the pandemonium that ensues as well as the mysterious giant staircase that has appeared in this movie…
For more information on the changes of Hogwarts throughout the movies, please see the video link below!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FmxxcjA7nA
Join us next week for minutes 42:36 to 52:36!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with McGonagall saying “I’ve always wanted to use that spell.”)
Episode 3 (Minutes 22:10 to 32:20):
This week drops us off of a dragon and into a lake where we are privy to not only Harry’s memories, but Voldy’s as well! We chat about the bloodbath at Malfoy Manor and where are Voldemort’s shoes?!
Join us next week for minutes 32:20 to 42:36!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Neville saying “Let’s have a bit of fun, shall we?”)
Episode 2 (Minutes 10:22 to 22:10):
This week breaks us into Gringotts where we discuss animal cruelty, customer service, and the absence of the Flagrante curse. We also talk about Harry’s newly added sixth sense that enabled him to find the horcrux cup-despite never discussing it before…magic!
Join us next week for minutes 22:10 to 32:20!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron shouting, “That was brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!”)
Episode 1 (Minutes 0 to 10:22):
This week drifts us in to THE BEGINNING OF THE END! We have a seemingly very brief stay at Shell Cottage where we’re pretty sure the set designer may have gone a touch overboard with the amount of seashells…just a touch.
Join us next week for minutes 10:22 to 22:10!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP saying, “I suppose I’ll have to kill him before he finds me then.”.)
BONUS TIME! We watch the deleted scenes and react in real time. We also reflect on this movie as a whole and how we are still not over the shard of mirror not being explained...the hell. Thanks for another season and tune in for the final movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows PART TWO!
Episode 13 (Minutes 2:05:19 to END):
This week rescues us from the cellar of Malfoy Manor but leaves us with several questions about arm carving and the lack of Wormtail’s self-strangulation... We struggle through the end of this movie on the beach near Shell Cottage and only cry a few times. This project is great. 🙁
Thank you all again for continuing to listen as we near the end of this project! See you very soon for the LAST movie as well as a bonus episode next week!
Episode 12 (Minutes 1:57:02 to 2:05:19):
This week crumbles Xeno’s house and lands the trio right into a nest of Snatchers. We discuss Harry’s “Voldy Vision” and how did Grindelwald know so much within the tower of Nurmengard…? These discussions and our favorite mirror shard included, listen and enjoy!
Join us next week for minutes 2:05:19 to END.
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP saying "help us" into the mirror, Ron turns out the lights)
Episode 11 (Minutes 1:45:29 to 1:57:30):
This week knocks on the door of the Lovegood home and treats us to the beautifully animated Tale of the Three Brothers. We applaud the details of Xeno’s house but why can’t Hermione’s flames be blue?! Also, is Voldemort’s name taboo yet or nah?
Join us next week for minutes 1:57:02 to 2:05:19!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Xenophelius’ house crumbling)
Episode 10 (Minutes 1:35:07 to 1:45:29):
This week creeps us through the forest at night when HP starts to follow a (CORPOREAL) Patronus to a pond. We chat about ice thickness, polar plunges, and conversations that are way too calm. But also, hey, another Horcrux down, mate.
This is our 100th episode!! Had to laugh that it landed when CJ is sick and Andrea’s audio is terrible. Very on brand for us. :) We sincerely thank everyone who has followed us on this journey so far!
Join us next week for minutes 1:45:29 to 1:57:45!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron saying “and you did.”)
Episode 9 (Minutes 1:24:54 to 1:35:07):
This week slithers us through the trip to Godric’s Hollow where we are very pleased NOT to see the form of Nagini erupting out of a dead body. We have so many questions here about the home of Bathilda and how exactly Harry knew which house belonged to him? Also, WHAT IS THIS NURSERY?!
Join us next week for minutes 1:35:07 to 1:45:29!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP saying “I’ll take the locket as well.”)
Episode 8 (Minutes 1:13:04 to 1:24:54):
This week walks us…everywhere. We can’t help but to notice the LOTR-ness of this chunk combined with the ever growing madness of Ron. We talk about some strong feelings regarding the dancing scene and why was getting food ever an issue?
Join us next week for minutes 1:24:54 to 1:35:07!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hermione saying “Don’t ever let me give you a haircut again.”)
Episode 7 (Minutes 1:01:26 to 1:13:04):
This week calmly walks us out of the ministry with a gentle “it’s Harry” amid the chaos. We talk about (yet again) the mystery shard of mirror and why can’t we ever let Hermione fully be the head bitch in charge? These and more questions in this week’s episode!
Join us next week for minutes 1:13:04 to 1:24:54!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP telling Hermione “just don’t wear any.” Ron glares.)
Episode 6 (Minutes 51:17 to 1:01:26):
This week we step into a toilet and flush our way into the break-in at the Ministry of Magic! We discuss obviously the entrance and how we both secretly love Umbridge’s office. Also, did you notice HP took Moody’s eye from the door?!
Join us next week for minutes 1:01:26 to 1:13:04!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry yelling “Expecto Patronum” and the lift goes up.)
Episode 5 (Minutes 41:35 to 51:17):
This week we dive into the complexities of moving pictures on books, why can’t we see anything in these movies? And when did Dobby become a Disney character?!
Join us next week for minutes 51:17 to 1:01:26!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron saying “We’ve got a Horcrux to find.”)
Episode 4 (Minutes 31:34 to 41:35):
This week floats us into Bill and Fleur’s wedding along with the snitch that follows HP. We welcome Brock back to the show to discuss Auntie Muriel’s bluntness, the tension of the diner scene, and why would Hermione care about a birthday cake?!
Join us next week for minutes 41:35 to 51:17!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hermione saying “We’re alone.”)
Episode 3 (Minutes 19:39 to 31:34):
This week arrives back at the “Burrows” to an injured George and his terrible joke. We praise Molly for being everything good in these books and movies but question who made the “Bill and Fleur” banner? Join us this week for the reading of the will and the excess of gas lamps around the Weasley home-which leads to a Probably Unanswerable Question!
Join us next week for minutes 31:34 to 41:35!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Scrimgeour saying “He’s too strong.”)
Episode 2 (Minutes 9:57 to 19:39):
This week wanders around the empty home of the Dursley’s and we ask ourselves, would Petunia really not have used the cupboard under the stairs after HP vacated it? Also, WHAT IS WITH THE MIRROR SHARD?! We have many thoughts on this as well as the complexities of Polyjuice Potion.
Join us next week for minutes 19:39 to 31:34!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ginny telling HP “Dad and Fred as well.”)
Episode 1 (Minutes 0 to 9:57):
This week WE’RE BACK! This is the beginning of the end and we definitely hit the ground running with this movie. Join us for our thoughts on some hairstyle choices, why we are stripping the Dursley’s house, and who knew Hermione had a bedroom?! Can’t wait to dive into these final movies with you all, thank you for listening!
Join us next week for minutes 9:57 to 19:39!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the flashback of Dumbledore falling from the tower.)
It's time!! Join us for another bonus episode where we watch the deleted scenes from this movie. We were thrilled with some, sorely disappointed in others. You'll definitely know which. :)
Thanks again for joining us for another season, we appreciate all of you! See you for the next movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1!
Episode 15 (Minutes 2:19:05 to END):
This week awkwardly ends another movie in the Harry Potter movie saga. Cory accurately says “it gives end of Goblet of Fire vibes” which is yes, a bit disappointing. But hey! We did it! Another movie, another season, thank you so much for listening in!
Join us next season, thank you all!!
Episode 14 (Minutes 2:09:55 to 2:19:05):
This week is it. The part we’ve all been dreading. The “lightning struck tower.” We have feelings and reflect on when we first read this awful/fantastic chapter. Listen in and we’re almost to the end! No post credits this week, just feelings.
Join us next week for minutes 2:19:05 to END.
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the screen fades to black.)
Episode 13 (Minutes 1:59:38 to 2:09:55):
This week floats us across the eerie lake inside of the crystal cave where thankfully we have returning guest Brock to help us work through this chunk. We have a deep dive into how inferi are made, how Malfoy looks like a mortician, and my god, the “Free Willy” movies!!
Join us next week for minutes 2:09:55 to 2:19:05!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Bellatrix opening her eyes to smile.)
Episode 12 (Minutes 1:50:45 to 1:59:38):
This week brings us back to Hagrid’s hut and back to Slughorn’s true memory. We have some strong feelings about the cave’s appearance and the constant mission of putting Harry’s life in danger. Also, how does one MAKE a horcrux, anyway?
Join us next week for minutes 1:59:38 to 2:09:55!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP and Dumbledore now inside the cave.)
Episode 11 (Minutes 1:40:25 to 1:50:45):
This week slinks us into the Room of Requirement for some hiding of books and awkward kissing of mouths. We obsess over the ever-changing location of this room and what symbolism may be behind the color choice of the birds used in Malfoy’s repairing scenes. Slughorn offers the story of a fish he received from Lily and we have varying opinions on that detail…listen in!
Join us next week for minutes 1:50:45 to 1:59:38!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Slughorn saying “..it would ruin me.”)
Episode 10 (Minutes 1:31:00 to 1:40:25):
This week runs us frantically into the hospital wing to visit Ron after the poisoning. We both can’t help but feel the hospital wing looks pretty comfy about now…but maybe not the teenage drama within it. In this chunk we talk about dead birds, a lack of Myrtle, and the probably unanswerable question, how do you make a new spell?
Join us next week for minutes 1:40:25 to 1:50:45!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ginny “You have to get rid of it. Today.”)
Episode 9 (Minutes 1:21:09 to 1:31:00):
This week brings us back to the hallways of Hogwarts for a classic walk and talk with HP and Hermione. We are joined this week by the lovely ladies from the VomCom podcast to weigh in on the up close and awkward scenes of Ron and Lavender-and really Ron and Harry as well… Listen in as we discuss Slughorn’s upsetting boy’s club but also his truly beautiful office space.
Join us next week for minutes 1:31:00 to 1:40:25!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron “..are gonna kill me” and lays down.)
Episode 8 (Minutes 1:10:41 to 1:21:09):
This week gate crashes us back to Slughorn’s party including a very awkward exchange between HP and Snape. We chat about Lavender again being unhinged, the holiday feel of the Burrow, and we sigh at each other over the fire scene. We just…we can’t. No post credits this week, this one killed us!!
Join us next week for minutes 1:21:09 to 1:31:00!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP and Ginny looking up at the Burrow)
Episode 7 (Minutes 59:59 to 1:10:41):
This week dawns on the morning of a quidditch match with a nervous looking Ron wearing…we’re not sure? We discuss adorable breakfasts, multiple potential druggings, romantic drama in unknown corridors and why must the birds splat? All this and an end credits vent session.
Join us next week for minutes 1:10:41 to 1:21:09!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Cormac straightening up after throwing up on Snape.)
Episode 6 (Minutes 49:31 to 59:59):
This week brings us in from the cold into the new and improved Three Broomsticks pub/hunting lodge. We discover more misheard lines, the abundance of sweaters, why did they get rid of Madame Rosmerta?! And how glorious does the dessert look at the Slug Club Dinner?! Not to mention, some real hate for that snaky hourglass.
Join us next week for minutes 59:59 to 1:10:41!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Slughorn “..buried deep within” and hourglass sand swirling.)
Episode 5 (Minutes 39:42 to 49:31):
This week smoke forms our viewing of Dumbledore’s memory when he first meets Tom Riddle at the orphanage for peculiar children. We discuss the confusing tryouts scene where everyone gets a uniform? And since when can Hermione do non-verbal spells? Why is this allowed? And did Dumbledore kind of suggest murdering a child when Harry gets out of the pensieve..?
Join us next week for minutes 49:31 to 59:59!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP asking “Anyone fancy a butterbeer?”)
Episode 4 (Minutes 30:00 to 39:42):
This week resumes the beginning of the year feast with some sudden and inexplicable wardrobe changes on the part of Harry and Luna. We talk about the campy scene in Potions and our strong feelings about the Pensieve becoming futuristic. Maybe a few 90’s movies references enter the conversation as well?
Join us next week for minutes 39:42 to 49:31!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP putting his face in the Pensieve.)
Episode 3 (Minutes 20:51 to 30:00):
This week climbs us onto a rickety looking roof to spy on the Malfoy’s outing in Diagon Alley. We talk about the train’s journey to Hogwarts and what is the mystery “whooshing” sound of the camera?? And more importantly, does everyone remember what a Koosh ball is?
Join us next week for minutes 30:00 to 39:42!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron saying “...it’s a hat, isn’t it?”.)
Episode 2 (Minutes 11:21 to 20:51):
This week plops us outside of the Burrow followed by a (comical?) scene on the staircase. We chat about the Unbreakable Vow in our Probably Unanswerable Question of the week and can’t help but love the Matrix outfit on Bellatrix at Spinner’s End. Also, why is Wormtail even here??
Join us next week for minutes 20:51 to 30:00!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron saying “..look like 2 people that don’t want to be followed.”)
Episode 1 (Minutes 0 to 11:21):
This week smoke-flies us into the first episode of Season 6, Movie 6! We discuss the chaos we’re thrown into and as always, things never noticed (Death Eaters stealing wands!). We’d also love to hear your thoughts on Jim Broadbent’s portrayal of Slughorn..we had feelings.
Excited to be back for another season, and as always, thanks for listening!
Join us next week for minutes 11:21 to 20:51!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Dumbledore saying “They are indeed.”)
Join us for the deleted scenes from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! If you haven't seen the first one with Emma Thompson, please do yourself a favor and watch it. :) Thanks again to everyone who listened to another season, see you all soon for movie 6, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince!
Episode 13 (Minutes 2:03:07 to THE END):
This week snaps a picture of an exhausted (and apparently unconscious?) Harry in Dumbledore’s arms following the battle at the ministry. We enjoy the details in another newspaper transition and have some real feelings about the wardrobe choice for the final scene. Listen in and thank you for joining us for another season of Harry Potter Movie Minutes!
Join us next week for the bonus episode!
Episode 12 (Minutes 1:52:34 to 2:03:27):
This week propels us towards the end of this movie and the final battle at the ministry. We discuss the dais and the veil in the Probably Unanswerable Question segment and lament that poor Neville’s bravery is excluded. However, we do geek out hard about the battle between Voldemort and Dumbledore. Chef’s kiss.
Join us next week for minutes 2:03:27 to THE END!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Fudge saying, “He’s back!”)
Episode 11 (Minutes 1:41:40 to 1:52:34):
This week tromps us through the Forbidden Forest with a fed up Umbridge. We appreciate her meltdown but have feelings about how the centaurs look. The thestral flight, however, is beautiful. Listen as we lament the loss of seeing more rooms in the Department of Mysteries! (We are greedy. We know this.)
Join us next week for minutes 1:52:34 to 2:03:27!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the group falling through the door and it closes.)
Episode 10 (Minutes 1:31:32 to 1:41:40):
This week throws Harry around during a particularly intense Occlumency lesson with Snape. We see the Weasley twins’ spectacular exit from Hogwarts and talk about the beginning of the mission to save Sirius (discussed on a moving staircase, no less!)
Join us next week for minutes 1:41:40 to 1:52:34!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hermione telling Umbridge, “Dumbledore’s secret weapon.”)
Episode 9 (Minutes 1:21:55 to 1:31:32):
This week launches us into another D.A. lesson with swooping patronuses and a casual bombing by Umbridge. Along with our guest, Bubbawheat, we try to unwrap the point of Grawp and why was Filch emptying the portraits? Also, who was Hagrid hiding from?? All these questions and more in this week’s episode as we near the end of Season 5!
Join us next week for minutes 1:31:32 to 1:41:40!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP nodding at Hagrid.)
Episode 8 (Minutes 1:11:05 to 1:21:55):
This week swoops us out of the castle and over to Number 12, Grimmauld Place for Christmas with the Weasleys! We enjoy the feelings of togetherness but have questions about the Azkaban breakout. However, Bellatrix Lestrange is perfectly cast. Beautifully done. No notes.
Join us next week for minutes 1:21:55 to 1:31:32!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP saying, “We’re going to make them proud, Neville.”)
Episode 7 (Minutes 1:01:05 to 1:11:05):
This week pounds another educational decree into the walls of Hogwarts as we enjoy the chaos of Dumbledore’s Army lessons. No one ever needed to see Filch’s face explode but we are proud of the acting choices of several of the students (Go Ginny!) Listen in as we have our first Movies by Minutes guest, Brain Boucher of Top Gun Minute!
Join us next week for minutes 1:11:05 to 1:21:55!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Snape saying, “Concentrate” then camera zooms out.)
Episode 6 (Minutes 51:00 to 1:01:05):
This week opens in the common room as the trio formulate their (evil?) plan to have Harry teach them Defense Against the Dark Arts. Along with our guest Brock, we visit the creaky Hog’s Head which we liken to a Wisconsin dive bar and have some probing questions about the Room of Requirement and its other possible uses.
Join us next week for minutes 1:01:05 to 1:11:05!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the DA sneaking out of the Room of Requirement.)
Episode 5 (Minutes 40:22 to 51:00):
This week opens a briefcase of Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes and launches us into wondering why that kid had a jowl chin? We enjoy the educational decrees montage but have some problems with why they made Luna so creepy in the woods? That’s not our Luna! Also, a true crime theory evolves of what exactly happened to her mother…
Join us next week for minutes 51:00 to 1:01:05!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP left alone in the hallway, before Hermione speaks.)
Episode 4 (Minutes 30:20 to 40:22):
This week swoops us over the beginning of the school year feast and up to a rather sparse head table. We are introduced to Umbridge’s BD energy and soon have a somewhat quiet but tense standoff in the Gryffindor common room. Join us for the most uncomfortable detention ever and a deep dive into where torture pens come from!
Join us next week for minutes 40:22 to 51:00!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Umbridge saying “Go on” and turns away.)
Episode 3 (Minutes 20:52 to 30:20):
This week proceeds with the legal drama of one Harry James Potter and his witness for the defense, APWBD. (I am not spelling that out). We talk disturbing train happenings such as an unsettling Voldemort in a suit and why is Sirius only wearing a furry coat?! This along with a fuzzy Order of the Phoenix photo and we have just so much to go over…
Join us next week for minutes 30:20 to 40:22!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hermione saying “No idea” as the carriage leaves.)
Episode 2 (Minutes 10:19 to 20:52):
This week we arrive at Number 12 Grimmauld Place complete with the mad mutterings of Mrs. Black. We get way too excited about the bread that Molly has on the table and debate whether Harry is too psyched to see Sirius but not angry enough with Ron and Hermione. However, we absolutely do agree that Arthur Weasley is a gem and must be protected at all costs.
Join us next week for minutes 20:52 to 30:20!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Arthur saying “Good luck” to HP.)
Episode 1 (Minutes 0 to 10:19):
This week blazes into a hot English summer and a dramatic dementor attack to kick off movie 5! We are thrilled to discuss emo Harry and our conspicuous departure from Little Whinging. A raucous discussion occurs about the fashion choices in this chunk and the age and depiction of Mrs. Figg.
Join us next week for minutes 10:19 to 20:52!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the garbage truck driving down the street.)
It's the season ending bonus episode! We watched the deleted scenes together and discussed which ones to cut or keep. We chat a bit about the fourth movie overall and our excitement to get into the next movies. Halfway through! Thank you all for your continued support, tune in soon for Season 5, Movie 5, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix!
Episode 14 (Minutes 2:13:52 to END!):
This week wraps up season four, movie four! We throw around some theories as to what these final lines from Moody could mean and wonder why these movies hate a simple explanation? Also, the amount of times Harry is manhandled at the end of this movie is sort of indecent. We love these movies and this project, thank you to all of you who have listened so far!
Episode 13 (Minutes 2:03:07 to 2:13:52):
This week launches a Dark Mark into the sky that vomits out Death Eaters?! And we have so many more questions from there. Thankfully, we have our lovely guest, Paul Warren returning to the podcast to help us answer them. Listen in for mask screaming, creepy scar touching, and an indeterminable amount of Death Eaters in this graveyard.
Join us next week for minutes 2:13:52 to END!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Moody responding “Marvelous creatures, dragons, aren’t they?”)
Episode 12 (Minutes 1:52:53 to 2:03:07):
This week winds us through the (boring) maze challenge and transports us to the graveyard. We talk tombstones, Voldemort puppets, and the efficiency with which Wormtail chops off his own hand. Very impressive. Very gross.
Join us next week for minutes 2:03:07 to 2:13:52!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Voldy touching his wand to Wormtail’s Dark Mark.)
Episode 11 (Minutes 1:42:42 to 1:52:53):
This week falls backward a super long way down into Igor Karkaroff’s courtroom scene and a chaotic amount of paper stacks. We wonder about the rabid madness of Crouch Jr. and why everyone might seem so weary in this scene. The organization of Snape’s potion closet becomes an issue as well as Harry having yet another door slammed in his face by a faculty member.
Join us next week for minutes 1:52:53 to 2:03:07!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Moody clapping HP on the shoulder, he enters the maze.)
Episode 10 (Minutes 1:32:35 to 1:42:42):
This week swims us through the second task and the impressive underwater scenes. We admire most of this but have feelings about the dummy/puppet/wax figures… Also, Barty Crouch, Sr. is an odd character we can’t get a grip on from the movie. Comment on our social media why you think Moody glared at HP while shutting the door-or if you remember “Street Sharks”! :)
Join us next week for minutes 1:42:42 to 1:52:53!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Moody shutting Dumby’s office door on HP.)
Episode 9 (Minutes 1:22:53 to 1:32:35):
This week floats us into Harry’s dream/vision (we aren’t sure which) before the second task. We discuss the complexity of that dream, how Neville deserves better, and isn’t that Ginny telling off the twins for taking bets?! Weigh in and listen now!
Join us next week for minutes 1:32:35 to 1:42:42!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP backflipping out of the water and Neville mouthing “What?”)
Episode 8 (Minutes 1:12:12 to 1:22:53):
This week floats us into the Yule Ball and we have a LOT to say. Thankfully, we have our lovely guest Brian with us to help us break it all down from the costumes to the decor to the theories on the background teens. Who is McGonagall talking to saying they're late? Are students drinking at this event? And for the love, what is that creature on Moody’s kilt?!
Join us next week for minutes 1:22:53 to 1:32:35!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with a crow flying over the grounds and landing outside HP’s window.
Episode 7 (Minutes 1:02:45 to 1:12:12):
This week picks up at the end of the first task and has us wondering what happened to the corpse of the Hungarian Horntail?? As well as so many other questions about this chunk. We argue over Hogwarts merch and how friends and brothers actually make up after fights. We also joyfully discuss the concept of floating toast and why Filch is a thing…so it’s chaos but so much fun to discuss. Thanks again to our friend of the pod, Brock!
Join us next week for minutes 1:12:12 to 1:22:53!
Episode 6 (Minutes 52:08 to 1:02:45):
This week clomps us into Moody’s office and creates so many questions about this space (does he live there? Are those all foe glasses?! What is in his hand?!) We witness the chaos of the first task and have even more possibly unanswerable questions about the dragons involved. Also, CGI Madame Maxime…good Lord. Buckle up!
Join us next week for minutes 1:02:45 to 1:12:12!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry scooping up the golden egg.)
Episode 5 (Minutes 41:31 to 52:08):
This week swoops us up into the owlery for the first time to get a note from Sirius and bite from an asshole bird. We see fire breathing dragons in wooden crates, Neville in a loch, and a courtyard showdown that is…problematic. For many reasons. (Why is it always ferrets?!)
Join us next week for minutes 52:08 to 1:02:45!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Moody saying, “You, come with me” and HP follows)
Episode 4 (Minutes 31:22 to 41:31):
This week gathers us around the Goblet of Fire in anticipation of the choosing of the champions. We ponder this week how the Goblet makes its choices, Madame Maxime has a rough CGI treatment, and of course we discuss the infamous violence surrounding “DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!?” We have always enjoyed that just oh so much.
Join us next week for minutes 41:31 to 52:08!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Rita looking at HP after he says “My eyes aren’t glistening…”.)
Episode 3 (Minutes 21:32 to 31:22):
This week introduces the rules of the Tri-Wizard tournament in front of that cool chocolate phoenix cake. We have our first lesson with Moody and discuss the location of this classroom and why so many bugs and lenses?! Join us for our sexy discussion about the looks exchanged when Krum enters his name…aiee.
Join us next week for minutes 31:22 to 41:31!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the clock striking after names are entered into the goblet.)
Episode 2 (Minutes 10:30 to 21:32):
This week stampedes us into the chaos caused by the Death Eaters at the Quidditch World Cup. We make it to Hogwarts where we have definite feelings about the two schools invited to the tournament, specifically their entrances and the weird arrival of Mad-Eye Moody. Can anyone explain the ceiling freakout?!
Join us next week for minutes 21:32 to 31:22!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP saying, “I don’t think it’s pumpkin juice,” Moody shudders.)
Episode 1 (Minutes 0 to 10:30):
This week slithers us into the graveyard and into movie 4, “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”! (Or as Cory refers to it, “Harry Potter and the Year of No Haircuts”.) We dive right into the new season discussing the Quidditch World Cup and lack of mascots, why wouldn’t anyone explain a portkey, and what is with these precarious seats?! Enjoy the new added segment this season, the probably unanswerable question! (Special thanks to Brock and the podcast "The Rewatchables"!)
Join us next week for minutes 10:30 to 21:32!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Arthur saying “We’ve got to get out of here, now.”)
You know what time it is, it's the season-ending Bonus/Boner episode! We watched the 4:30 minutes of deleted scenes on YouTube and had a few feelings about them...just a few. Enjoy the nonsense and, as always, thank you so much for listening!
We will be back with Season 4, Movie 4 very soon-thank you for all of your support!
Feel free to reach out with your own questions and theories, we'd love to hear from you!
Episode 13 (Minutes 2:00:05 to THE END): This week wraps up this chaotic movie and finishes the mission Dumbledore had given HP and Hermione. We discuss our feelings about this movie overall and Cory breaks his microphone when he explains the giant missing plot points that Lupin could have offered (please excuse the crackling..). Stay tuned for a post-credit scene with an again patient Cory trying to teach Andrea how to pronounce long A’s…sigh. Thank you again for listening this season! Tune in next week for the Bonus episode where we watch the deleted scenes!
Episode 12 (Minutes 1:50:00 to 2:00:05):
This week trots us down to Hagrid’s hut once more as future-Harry and future-Hermione begin their mission from Dumbledore (not at all confusing). We delight in the scenes with Beaky and have a few things to say about how Hermione is portrayed in this sequence. Also, CROW BUDGET.
Join us next week for minutes 2:00:05 to THE END!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP saying “Poor Professor Lupin’s having a really tough night.”)
Episode 11 (Minutes 1:40:00 to 1:50:00):
This week transforms Professor Lupin into “WereLupin” and throws us into some chaotic scenes. We are joined by our lovely guest, Brock in North Carolina, who helps us take apart these 10 minutes with some great insights. We discuss Snape’s age, werewolf teacher protocol, and is Dumbledore a little too happy to send these kids on a mission??
Join us next week for minutes 1:50:00 to 2:00:05!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP and Hermione seeing themselves go down to Hagrid’s.)
Episode 10 (Minutes 1:30:12 to 1:40:00):
This week winds us through the Shrieking Shack to find a very grimy Sirius waiting for the trio. We get some frantic explanations and some pretty gross costume decisions and we ask some questions about the Shack itself. Join us for this odd reunion scene ending with a couple transformations as we near the end of this season!
Join us next week for minutes 1:40:00 to 1:50:00!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Wormtail transforming and running away as a rat.)
Episode 9 (Minutes 1:19:12 to 1:30:12):
This week casts us into the Divination classroom where a sassy Hermione slaps away an apparently unbreakable crystal ball. In this chunk, we are treated to an unsettling Macnair, a chaotic trip to Hagrid’s cabin, and for the love, just drop the rat! Enjoy our talking to the Zoom voiceover lady we named Jane as well as CJ’s confrontation with Mary in the post credits…
Join us next week for minutes 1:30:12 to 1:40:00!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP saying “I have a hunch, I just hope I’m wrong.”)
Episode 8 (Minutes 1:09:45 to 1:19:12): This week continues the Patronus lesson with Lupin where Harry plays with flames and talks about his imagination. We truly enjoy so many moments in this chunk and start wonder if last week’s guest @itspaulwarren made us like this movie again?! How dare you! Listen in for some truly fun theories as to whether or not Snape knows more than he’s letting on about the map and what’s with the portrait of the man with the funnel hat?! (No post-credits this week, it’s a short one!) Join us next week for minutes 1:19:12 to 1:30:12! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP saying “Night, Professor.”)
Episode 7 (Minutes 59:01 to 1:09:45):
This week we have a special guest joining us in Hogsmeade! We had the pleasure of talking with Mr. Paul Warren about the large amount of nonsense in this jam-packed chunk; including what are the candy machines in HoneyDukes and why can’t Hagrid go to The Three Broomsticks?! We discuss all these questions and more, tune in! (Apologies in advance for any sound quality issues, we didn’t have the Muffliato charm...)
Join us next week for minutes 1:09:45 to 1:19:12!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Lupin saying “not nearly good enough”.)
Episode 6 (Minutes 48:15 to 59:01):
This week runs around the moving staircases and out of that chaos into the Great Hall sleepover. We HAVE to talk about page 394, the soaking wet quidditch match, and the overall sassiness of the Whomping Willow in this elaborate 10 minute chunk…
Join us next week for minutes 59:01 to 1:09:45!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hedwig flying over the grounds and we see HP in the clock window.)
Episode 5 (Minutes 38:49 to 48:15):
This week crashes us through the windows and clip clops into the Great Hall carrying a ghost head? We’re going to banish boggarts by making them more terrifying, freeze plant life, and hold mystery items on the moving staircases when the Fat Lady takes flight. Listen in as there is oh so much to discuss amidst the chaos!.
Join us next week for minutes 48:15 to 59:01!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hermione saying “It’s not funny, Ron.”)
Episode 4 (Minutes 29:14 to 38:49):
This week begins in Trelawney’s very familiar looking classroom with the students in their first dramatic Divination lesson. We are introduced to the real hero of this movie (Ekow!) and also get to meet a really lovely and well done Buckbeak. Come fly over the grounds with us on a half bird horse in a “king of the world” moment as we delve into chunk number four!
Join us next week for minutes 38:49 to 48:15!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Buckbeak nudging Harry.)
Episode 3 (Minutes 19:43 to 29:14):
This week stops the Hogwarts Express on the bridge to let dementors board and suck our faces. We lose our minds over the bullfrog choir and have a hard time with the replacements of the Hogwarts staff. However, we are not mad at the dementors depiction...nicely done...ooky spooky.
Join us next week for minutes 29:14 to 38:49!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the twitter bird smacking into the Whomping Willow.)
Episode 2 (Minutes 10:16 to 19:43):
This week’s chunk drives us to the Leaky Cauldron and into another exasperated conversation about the shrunken head. Listen in as we admire Fudge’s new haircut but can’t stand the Igor/Uncle Fester version of Tom. Oof. Also, stick around for the shortest post-credits ever (yawn and you’ll miss it!)
Join us next week for minutes 19:43 to 29:14!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP shutting the compartment door saying “I’ve gotta tell you something.)
Episode 1 (Minutes 0 to 10:16):
This week swoops us through Harry’s window and the start of movie three! We discuss dog visiting etiquette and the actual horror that would be floating away like Aunt Marge. Cory’s not a fan of The Knight Bus while Andrea is down for a tacky chandelier any day.
Join us next week for minutes 10:16 to 19:43!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the shrunken head saying “before it eats you!”)
Join us this week for a chaotic yelling about the deleted scenes from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! We see Harry interact with yet another dead hand and are delighted to see more of Hogwarts at Christmas! Follow along with us on the deleted scenes on YouTube with the fabulous French subtitles we chat about during the episode.
Thanks again for listening and join us very soon for Season 3, Movie 3, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!
Episode 15: (Minutes 2:21:11 to END)
This week finally puts us out of our misery as this long movie comes to a screeching halt in the last few scenes. We get excruciatingly slow deliveries of lines in Dumby’s office as well as a revelation in what Lucius actually starts to say to Harry in the hall (spoiler-not trying to kill the kid. We were shocked, too).
Join us for the last few moments of cheese in the final chunk of this movie and join us for the bonus episode (deleted scenes!) next week!!
Episode 14: (Minutes 2:10:32 to 2:21:11)
This week continues the “battle” between HP and the basilisk while Hot Tom continues to hang out monologuing. We take issue with the camera choices during this chunk and wonder why Hot Tom wouldn’t just kill Harry himself? Also, is the basilisk even a snake?? Enjoy our ranting in this penultimate episode, ALMOST DONE WITH SEASON TWO! (Whew!)
Join us next week for minutes 2:21:11 to THE END!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Dumbledore saying, “It would take a true Gryffindor to pull that out of the hat.”)
Episode 13: (Minutes 2:00:45 to 2:10:32)
This week winds us deeper into the chamber to meet Hot (Ghost) Tom and the largest snake you ever did see. We enjoy the ridiculous drama of it all but have to question where Fawkes was hanging out in between appearances?? Enjoy our slightly ADHD episode this week and make sure to join us for the final two episodes before Season 3 (finally!) begins.
Join us next week for minutes 2:10:32 to 2:21:11!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Tom saying to Harry, “..but it can still hear you.”)
Episode 12: (Minutes 1:50:58 to 2:00:45)
This week finds us in the hospital wing with Harry touching yet another petrified hand, this time belonging to Hermione. Cory drops some knowledge about the history of the pipes at Hogwarts and Andrea realizes she doesn’t know what the bones are in the Chamber of Secrets...so much to discover!
Join us next week for minutes 2:00:45 to 2:10:32!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron telling Lockhart, “Go on.”)
Episode 11: (Minutes 1:41:48 to 1:50:58)
This week follows the spiders into the Forbidden Forest to get some info from a wet-mouthed, wheezing Aragog. We rejoice when we see the Ford Anglia but have some real problems with Hagrid’s hut (again!).
Join us next week for minutes 1:50:58 to 2:00:45!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry saying, “He was innocent.”)
Episode 10: (Minutes 1:29:19 to 1:41:48)
This week sucks us inside of a diary to show us the occurrences from 50 years ago in sepia tone..and oh so quickly. We wonder about the decision to show other students their friend’s petrified body, how old was hot Tom, and who would be that calm going to prison?!
Join us next week for minutes 1:41:48 to 1:50:58!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Fudge saying, “Come, Hagrid”.)
Episode 9: (Minutes 1:19:32 to 1:29:19)
This week we put two unconscious children in a closet and steal their identities for a bit (problematic). We can’t understand why we bothered with keeping Ron and Harry’s voices in the bodies and why would HP still need glasses?! Listen for our theories on the diary being sentient and the possibility that Hermione could be the next Moaning Myrtle.
Join us next week for minutes 1:29:19 to 1:41:48.
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with zooming in on the date “13th June” in the diary.)
Episode 8: (Minutes 1:09:14 to 1:19:32)
This week explains why everyone stared at Harry like a freak for talking to a snake and we wonder why this never came up before? We discuss the clunky petrified ghost/Justin scene and why is that baby phoenix gooey?! Stick around for the post-credits and the melodrama of Cory’s neighbors.
Join us next week for minutes 1:19:32 to 1:29:19
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry saying to Ron, “Come on, lets get them.”)
Episode 7: (Minutes 59:13 to 1:09:14)
This week we wake up hearing disembodied voices and find Dobby staring us right in the freaking face. We question what time period this hospital wing is from and who allowed the dueling club to become such an absolute shitshow? And some snake chatting, of course.
Join us next week for minutes 1:09:14 to 1:19:32.
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry looking at Lockhart, then at Snape)
Episode 6: (Minutes 51:18 to 59:13)
This week finds us in a beautiful library looking at a very weird version of “Most Potente Potions”-then flings us back onto the quidditch pitch. We have to talk about this chaotic match and why, dear god, did we have to make the boneless arm noises so awful?! Stay tuned for the post-credits to hear Cory’s Rocky Horror musings.
Join us next week for minutes 59:13 to 1:09:14.
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Madame Pomfrey saying “What did you expect? Pumpkin juice?!”)
Episode 5: (Minutes 39:51 to 51:18)
This week opens in Hagrid’s Hut of Horror and chases us into the corridor to find the bloody (high up!) message. We can’t help but laugh at the petrified Mrs. Norris and question so many things about this discovery scene like what time is it?! Who would notice spiders??
Join us next week for minutes 51:18 to 59:13!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron looking back at a smirking Malfoy in Transfiguration class.)
Episode 4: (Minutes 29:27 to 39:51)
This week drags us to Snape’s hot mess office for a dramatic tongue-lashing followed by a chaotic Defense Against the Dark Arts class. We discuss our shared fear of the pixies as well as the mystery age of the red-headed quidditch player for Slytherin. Stick around for the post-credits where we discuss the far-distant potential of another nerdy podcast..(yikes).
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the trio rushing away from the crowd, Malfoy snickering)
Episode 3: (Minutes 19:38 to 29:27)
This week shoves us between two adult men at Flourish and Blotts and then into a visibly flying car on the way to Hogwarts! Andrea has trouble with the 10:58 timetable, Cory doesn’t love the puppet Hedwig, and we both didn’t need that hanging out of the car scene. Enjoy the post-credits of Andrea falling down the stairs like an a-hole while recording.
Join us next week for minutes 29:27 to 39:51!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Filch saying “Oh my, we are in trouble”)
Episode 2: (Minutes 10:30 to 19:38)
This week lands us at the Burrow for the first time where we are met with Molly’s unconvincing wrath and poor Ginny’s shell of a character. We have questions about floo powder and would actually love to take a trip down Knockturn Alley to touch spooky stuff...
Join us next week for minutes 19:38 to 29:27!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Molly telling the kids to wait outside and stumbling slightly)
Episode 1: (Minutes 0 to 10:30)
This week zooms us into life at the Dursley’s in the summer before Harry’s second year at Hogwarts. Cory questions if Hedwig is already a puppet and Andrea finds Dobby AND Harry’s treatment of Dobby troublesome… This jam-packed chunk flies us off to The Burrow next week!
Join us next week for minutes 10:30 to 19:38!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron saying “By the way, Harry, happy birthday”)
This week is a bonus episode of our live reactions to watching the deleted scenes together. We vote whether they should have been kept or buried and laugh like crazy people throughout. Enjoy and watch along with us if you'd like!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62V11-X2IKw
Episode 14: (Minutes 2:14:00 to THE END!)
This FINAL CHUNK gets us to the end of the year feast and the end of Season One!
Thank you SO MUCH for listening and join us again soon for SEASON TWO, HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS!!!
Episode 13: (Minutes 2:06:53 to 2:14:00)
This week brings us down yet another mystery set of stairs to finally confront the person (persons?) trying to steal the Sorcerer’s Stone. Cory drops a theory about this unknown space and confesses to an odd crush on villains. This penultimate chunk gets us to the final confrontation and almost to the end of the first movie!
Join us next week for minutes 2:14:00 to THE END!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry smiling as Dumbledore leaves the hospital wing.)
Episode 12: (Minutes 1:58:08 to 2:06:53)
This week moves us into the next enchantments in this weird, unknown space at Hogwarts. Cory finally gets the moment he’s been waiting for to vent about the missing challenges (manifesto provided upon demand…) This dramatic chunk wraps up the enchantments while giving Ron his chessboard moment of glory.
Join us next week for minutes 2:06:53 to 2:14:08!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry walking down the stairs to the next enchantment...)
Episode 11: (Minutes 1:48:57 to 1:58:08)
This week we sneak out of our dorms and down the trap door. We wonder how far down can this trap door really go and IS there a spy network via the portraits?! This chunk brings the trio to the enchantments (not all of them!) protecting the stone. (Apologies for the dog interruptions. They are indeed, little jerks.)
Join us next week for minutes 1:58:08 to 2:06:53!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the trio passing through a door to the next challenge, looking up...)
Episode 10: (Minutes 1:37:27 to 1:48:57)
This week trots us down to Hagrid’s hut after discovering the identity of Nicolas Flamel in the most ridiculous way. We question how Malfoy is looking through the oddly decorated stained glass windows and WHY must the dragon have goo?! This chunk of minutes leads us into the dark forest and hurtling towards the end of the movie.
Join us next week for minutes 1:48:57 to 1:58:08!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Firenze saying “You’re safe now, good luck” and the dead unicorn...)
Episode 9: (Minutes 1:25:05 to 1:37:27)
This week, it’s Christmas at Hogwarts! Hermione Leaves Harry and Ron with some mischievous advice and we question if the Weasley parents purposely ditched their sons for the holidays. This chunk sneaks us around the castle only to come across a Krampus-version of Dumbledore. We also debate, is the Mirror of Erised actually modified?
Join us next week for minutes 1:37:27 to 1:49:02!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hedwig flying over the grounds bringing winter to spring…)
Episode 8: (Minutes 1:13:44 to 1:25:05)
This week flies us into our first Quidditch match at Hogwarts with a truly suspicious amount of spectators. We both wonder where all these people came from and how Harry can go from wobbly one minute to being capable of “broom surfing” the next? This chunk winds us around the Quidditch pitch with a truly odd mixture of CGI and green screen images that leaves us feeling unsettled.
Join us next week for minutes 1:25:05 to 1:37:27!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hermione responding to Harry with “I dunno”...)
Episode 7: (Minutes 1:00:50 to 1:13:44)
This week swings us (directly) over to the third floor corridors and into many questions we have about that area of the castle. We discuss a theory about the statue and the general dislike of the noises we experience there. This chunk runs us into some deep and disturbing questions about Fluffy, more time with our Wood crush, and our deep disgust for Quirrell as a panicky professor. Thankfully, one horrible, video-game-looking battle with a disgusting troll later, the trio are finally BFFs.
Join us next week for minutes 1:13:44 to 1:25:05!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Quirrell being startled by the snoring troll…)
Episode 6: (Minutes 50:20 to 1:00:50)
This week rushes us through our first day of classes and the first (and only) flying lesson at Hogwarts. We seriously question Madam Hooch’s qualifications and also, why isn’t she called “professor?!” This chunk finds us eventually creating a spinoff of just Sir Nicholas and the Grey Lady roaming around gossiping after killing off Harry’s character. Should be a hit. (Another small post-credits fight again this week…)
Join us next week for minutes 1:00:50 to 1:13:44!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the trio at the trophy case and Harry’s line, “I didn’t know”...)
Episodes 5: (Minutes 41:28 to 50:20)
This week brings us into Hogwarts and the tradition of the Sorting Hat (minus the song!). We get into a mathematical debate about the number of students and realize it’s possible neither of us know what we’re talking about. This chunk invites us to the first feast in the Great Hall despite ghosts getting all up in that chicken. Stay tuned after the show for our sad attempt at an elocution lesson from two former Midwesterners. (Also, we definitely forgot to say our likes and dislikes. We’re sorry, we suck sometimes!)
Join us next week for minutes 50:20 to 1:00:50!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry petting Hedwig next to an open window…)
Episode 4: (Minutes 31:02 to 41:28)
This week puts us on the Hogwarts Express after an apparently large chunk of time travelling and a disappearing Hagrid. We want to know where August went?! This chunk introduces us to the Weasleys as we travel to Hogwarts and truly brings us a lot of joy. Also, our heroine Hermione comes in hot with her big dick energy and we are HERE for it.
Join us next week for minutes 41:28 to 50:20!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with McGonagall’s line, “We’re ready for you now. Follow me”...)
Episode 3: (Minutes 20:08 to 31:02)
This week we experience Diagon Alley for the first time, glorious Gringott’s, and we clear up last week’s post-credits “disagreement”. We love the details of everything but we aren’t happy about missing poems or goblin fingers. This chunk also has us wondering why Ollivander is so creepy and whether or not he’s actually a good storekeeper. Post-credits have us discussing embarrassing shows that we’re into (just a few…)
Join us next week for minutes 31:02 to 41:28!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hagrid’s line “You’re the boy who lived”...)
Episode 2: (Minutes 10:01 to 20:08)
This week we see Harry turn 11 and enter the wizarding world-all thanks to a large, hairy man breaking into a shack. This chunk has us wondering how everyone knows exactly what HP looks like at 11, why is Hagrid so trusted, and is it possible that he’s a bit twisted for disfiguring a child? Stay after the podcast for a few minutes of a heated Quirrell debate.
Join us next week for minutes 20:08 to 31:02!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry Potter telling Quirrell “goodbye” at the Leaky Cauldron…)
Episode 1: (Minutes 0 to 10:01)
This week we dive into the first chunk of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone! We meet toy baby Harry Potter, the sort of shitty Dursley’s, OG Dumbledore, and so many freaking owls. In this chunk, we look for scripty writing on the letters, costume details, and wish we had more Figg! We also coin the phrase “book bitch” for when we notice a discrepancy between the books and the movies.
Join us next week for minutes 10:01 to 20:08!
(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry Potter slowly closing his cupboard door…)
Welcome to Harry Potter Movie Minutes! A weekly podcast with two bi-coastal friends dissecting the movies of the wizarding world approximately 10 minutes at a time.