Pete and Tup have really really groundbreaking conversations about the topics that will shape our world.
The lads are back with a traditional Irish episode in honor of good ol' Maewyn Succat. This one is jam packed full of squalls, freckles, and a bunch of lilting tunes that really make you think. Pete pronounces Qatar correctly.
In this long-awaited Christmas episode of the podcast, Stubbs joins Pete and Tup to explore many warm and uplifting holiday topics, including: murderers, how to discard one's body after death, and how to get away with drinking and driving. Pete workshops different ways to defend Harvey Weinstein. Merry Christmas!
Welcome to the long lost St. Patrick's Day episode featuring Glaze Glazer and the sound of rain. The three podcasters talk and play music.
Tup and Pete are joined by none other than Stubbs for yet another Christmas podcast episode of this specific podcast. A few non-christmasy topics are covered just to give the illusion of polite conversation, but the meat of this episode is really found on the ribs of new unfiltered holiday music. To say any more would be to give away the plot of the entire episode. Happy this time of year, everyone!
Tup, Glaze and Pete get together for a Thanksgiving musical feast. They pay tribute to some of their favorite Thanksgiving characters throughout history such as Elizabeth Holmes from Theranos and Dr. Kevorkian. Please enjoy a Butterball turkey in their name. Happy Thanksgiving!
It wouldn't truly be summer without a podcast about summer, now would it folks? Well good news - you can finally dig those short shorts out of the back shed, because the long cold winter is over and this podcast is all about the current season. Stubbs shares a song about his time on the bayou, Pete creates a musical character so real you can smell him, and Tup suggests a lofty idea for dealing with the summer blues. A lot of the podcast is about conferences and funerals for some reason. Have a nice rest of the summer.
Tup and Pete are joined by none other than Ben for a fun April podcast, based loosely around everyone's favorite climate change consequence: the solar eclipse. The 3 separate people talk about a bunch of different things, most notably: converting your old college assignments into brass band music. Pete performs a song. Ben blames all of his horrible problems on the sun.
Here, only 1 hour late, is this year's St. Paddy's episode of the podcast, featuring Pete, Tup, Stubbs and several other classic irish names, such as: Darby O'Gill, Mickey O'Houlihan, Jimmy O'Tover, Louis the 14th, Amelia Earhart, and many more. Enjoy the music if you're feelin' green. Slainte!
Pete, Tup, and to a lesser extent, Stubbs fall in love with podcasting all over again - just in time for Valentine's Day - with their first episode of the 2024 season. They talk for a bit about some barely related nonsense and then totally turn the Valentine's podcast music world on its ear with a bunch of great new songs. Stubbs can't conceal his toxic masculinity throughout the episode.
Another year, another holiday podcast featuring Stubbs. As always, the same 3 guys perform a few new holiday songs, and the rest of the podcast covers a series of important and practical facts every person needs to know at this time of year. Have a merry one and we'll meet you back behind this same building next year!
Glaze joins the other two guys for this year's very special Thanksgiving episode of this exact podcast. A lot of interesting holiday product ideas are pitched, including: Steak Spray (Have Some Steak!), Edible Vapes (Eat Your Vape?), Canberry Sauce (We put the Can in Cran), and probably at least 1 more that sucked even worse. But more importantly, a ton of new Thanksgiving songs debut. Please enjoy all the food and the people eating it at the same time as you!
OK fine, so the podcast was an hour late - but I think you'd agree Halloween itself is the latest of all the holidays, so it works. This year's Spooktacular features some of the worst songs ever recorded on this podcast, still placing most of them firmly in the top 10 Halloween songs of all time. Halloween Propaganda is Alive and Well. Hope it was a fun one!
The fellas are happy to be joined by none other than Ricig, who regales everyone with the likes of "Crazy Carl and the Bowling Ball", "the $10K Pyramid Incident", and many more reputation eroding stories. Tup and Pete pitch the musical idea they've been working on. Ricig defends his strongly held conviction that we should "let everybody out of jail."
The podcast that never takes a day off is back with another palatable offering of words and music to help celebrate everyone's favorite day off: Labor Day. This episode, like the rest that came before it, was recorded by a group of Taskrabbits. Including one Taskrabbit that looks just like Stubbs (but sounds nothing like him). Hope you had a nice day.
The podcast roars back with a belated celebration of everyone's favorite Donut-related fake holiday: National Donut Day. No donut-themed podcast would be complete without Glaze himself, the donut-named, self-proclaimed prince of donut town. Luckily this podcast does feature Glaze, and it also includes about a baker's half-dozen original "songs" about donuts. At some point Pete starts talking in a strange way about celebrity deaths and I left that in the podcast as well.
May the 4th of July be with you all, and also with you, as we are joined by Luke's father himself, Stubbs, for a podcast all about everyone's favorite war up in the stars, Star Wars. Do or do not listen, there is no difference.
Stubbs joins the other two true Irishmen for a very fi-diddly-ine St. Paddy's podcast. A few talking topics may or may not have been covered, but what really sticks out here is the original irish music. "Tough to enjoy!" one particularly forgiving listener opined. There is also a dramatic poetry reading, and a ton of spot-on, non-offensive irish broguery. Happy St. Paddy's from everyone here at the podcast!
Stubbs joins Tup and Pete for a very special first episode of what many fans are calling "the last season of the podcast." In it, the trio of podcasters float effortlessly through clouds of love, laughter, and massacres, in celebration of St. Valentine themself. 3 new Valentine's Day songs are also performed. Love is all you need.
Stubbs comes through for the 3rd annular Christmas Episode of this podcast. Murderous snowmen, snow plow driver blues, and Mariah "Drew" Carey are just a few of the topics that are covered, along with the humble offering of new holiday songs. Happy this particular time of year to everyone!
Pete and Tup celebrate everyone's favorite Thursday the only way they know how, by having Josh Glazer on the podcast to sing about it. Some topics are covered on the talking side of things as well, but the real stuffing of this episode lies in the turkey itself: the new Thanksgiving songs which will live on long after this year's family gatherings are just a foggy, unremarkable, gravy-soaked memory. Enjoy!
Stubbs joins the podcast for another frighteningly fun episode filled with songs, corn, robots, and fake blood. That's right - it is another Halloween Spooktacular. This time around, the fellas talk nonsense for quite a few minutes before performing some barely thematic original songs, and then later improvising a few more. Pete goes to visit a child in the hospital as Tony Soprano.
Tommy joins the fellas for another fun podcast, Tup finally uploads it a month later. A lot of interesting stuff is covered, including a few attempts at semi-serious original songs, sayings that say the same things, and lion maitre ds. Tommy expresses his distaste for the only style of music Tup and Pete have ever attempted.
Glaze returns to the podcast for this episode, to discuss the following important topics: Amazon Now, the supposed origin of the high five, temsters unons, voluntary cow milking technologies, new text reacts, and sports merch that is ready to fire back at the obvious taunts of your opponent.
Stubbs (the Chief Stew) joins the fellas on the podcast for a regular old recorded conversation. It winds up consisting of a few different topics, including: revisions to the "Stubbs" nickname origin story, beach song ideas, and a new business centered around smushing things together. Pete workshops a new character: Jimmy W. Stewart.
Wallace from Wallace and Gromit joins Anne Hathaway and Keira Knightley on the podcast for a nice one. The 3 old pals cover many topics including: a few prison related "key and pee" situations, Ed's upcoming "My Two Grandmothers" tattoo, and her bad case of sleepwalking envy. Pete talks through yet another children's tennis camp related conundrum.
Another really interesting Tommy episode with special guest, Tommy. No songs this time, just a lot of regular old perfectly fine talking, including topics ranging from the evolution of bass playing styles, to Tup's recent denim acquisition. One podcaster scratches his or her beard a few times throughout, listen to the whole thing to find out who!
Pete and Tup are back with a podcast Tup meant to put up here awhile ago. "Well worth the wait" you may overhear some people saying after they listen to it. Others, I think you'll find, will not have listened at all. The listeners will hear all about: the famous pop band "Hard Eye Blink", new crusade ideas, and threatening talk-arounds. Pete adds a third person to list of people who don't like him.
Tommy joins the fellas on the podcast again, proving once and for all that he is willing to keep joining the fellas on the podcast. A few conversations are conducted, about topics ranging from: using minor trauma as a way of remembering things, leftenant vs. lieutenant, and the hidden dangers of licorice. Everyone shares and workshops some song ideas.
Pete and Tup are lucky to be joined by comedian, podcaster, actor, and the other kind of cat burglar, Matt Pavich. Nicknames, dog voices, and a few other standbys find their way onto the podcast yet again. The groundwork of a smash hit mental health focused musical is laid. Pete gets some feedback on his latest dog naming strategy.
Stubbs joins the podcast for another very special attempt at a musical episode. The theme: the elderly. A lot of old, decrepit topics are podcasted about including: the real purpose of the Social Security Administration, bread and wine wisdom, and the dangers of inedible dentures. An unfortunate combination of youth and old age results in some pretty bad songs, and at least one good one.
Pete and Tup manage to get yet another podcast out the door. Nothing too interesting here, I don't believe, but some things that stick out include: the great Joni Mitchell vs. Uncle Kracker debate, hammers with a nail built right in, and more tattoo crap. Pete delivers eerie impressions of: either Bert or Ernie, Maggie Gyllenhaal, E from Entourage, Buscemi doing an impression of E from Entourage.
Glaze joins the podcast for what turns out to be a Top 10 Glaze episode of the podcast. A chunk of time is spent discussing: BC, AD, and what the next new era might be, who should inherit the Freudian Slip when Freud finally dies, and new baseball theme-nights. Pete really goes after Psych majors to the point where you have to wonder what happened.
Pete and Tup finally breathe life into an old classic with a passable rendering of their semi-improvised musical about the daughter of an electric chair salesman. It is exactly as straightforward, tasteful and appealing as it sounds. Signed copies of both Pete and Tup's iPhones available upon request.
The fellas are lucky enough to be joined this episode by musician, manifesto author, and milk calf enthusiast, H. Thomas Bernath. Many bright clearings and dark recesses are explored in the conversation, including: The Truman Show Delusion, an ant's perception of time, spaghettification, and whipping boy replacement bureaucracy. Tommy shares two great song ideas, and Pete and Tup bring nothing to the table.
Tup and Pete dust off their ol' podcasting shoes and see if they can still kick the crap out of a guestless podcast. A few very important topics are discussed, none of which immediately spring to mind for me as I write this. But still a perfectly fine podcast and I don't think your concerns that we are "slipping" are warranted.
The normal guys are joined by comedian and big friend of the podcast, Pete Bladel. A few topics are plowed through, including face acting, the next evolution of underwear, and the Podcasting with Invisalign Challenge. Check out Pete's new album "Literary" on Google Maps or any streaming service on April 22nd.
Pete and Tup are joined by huge friend of the podcast, Matislitwack Litwack. Together on the podcast, they discuss a whole bunch of fresh podcast topics, including: romantic relationships with robots, the post office, and I want to say several other really good ones. Pete and Tup claim credit for all of Matis' current success, and also help him think through his next big move, name wise.
Don joins Pete and Tup for another fun, Daylight Savings-related podcast chock-full of spoken words and original music. Topics include: "Church, the App", chant-enforced public clothing switching, and a graphic animated love story between an alarm clock and an iPhone. Don replaces the outro with something far more timely.
Gather your fine whiskey and pour it all over your body, as the patron saint of podcasting, Stubbs, joins Pete and Tup for another music infested St. Patrick's Day edition of the podcast. Some fine fine "Irish" songs are written and performed, and the fellas also cover: food church, the Italian Heritage Festival, and dog voices in public and private. Tup tries to get a sponsorship deal for the podcast. Happy St. Poddy's Day!
Tup and Pete take a break from having interesting guests to return back to their old standby: not having interesting guests. They cover: the spat formerly known as the French and Indian War, educational street signs, the Wizard of Oz as an allegory for Forrest Gump, and the great matriarchy vs. the patriarchy debate. Pete comes after Hanx again, and insists on doing all of his Entourage impressions before ending the podcast.
Tup and Pete are thrilled to welcome back Julia to the podcast. The three waste no time getting into the newest craze to hit the internet: But, how are the Chairs? Other key topics discussed are blurry-faced actors, how to properly savor a moment, and support groups for people who have the same name (Jeremy). Friar Tuck makes his podcast debut as does the cast of Netflix’s CHEER.
Ed stops watching Desperate Housewives long enough to join Tup and Pete on another episode of the podcast. Lots of fun discussions take place, including: best high school classroom bits, new ways to connect with people on elevators, and hypnotists who hypnotize you into starting a competing hypnotism business. Ed tells the amazing tale of her mascot career.
In an effort to normalize cousins and remove the stigma associated with having cousins on podcasts, Pete and Tup invite Pete's cousin Brendan onto the podcast. A few perfectly fine topics are covered including: cousins, the stigma associated with cousins, and some big sinkhole.
The fellas are joined by none other than Thomas Bernath for another fun episode. Many, many interesting things are covered. It would be best for all of us if you just listened to it instead of trying to experience the whole thing through this crappy description. There are a few original songs performed on the podcast, as well as at least one musical, and an entire manifesto.
Tup and Pete are joined again by old friend of the podcast, MTA. The guys waste no time getting to their favorite pastime: talking about how the bailiff eventually becomes the judge and how it would be fun if the jury had to get up and do a group performance at some point during the trial. There wasn’t time for much else after that so they had a quick conversation about the long standing and cutthroat rivalries between different wings of a hospital.
Another year, another season of this podcast, eh? Yes, well, Tup and Pete are lucky enough to keep it going by welcoming Glaze Glazer to the first episode of Season 3. The veteran podcasters answer some big questions, including: Which Greg is the namesake of the Gregorian calendar? What are we going to do about these pesky rising ocean levels? And how can we get the benefits of chapstick without the soul crushing burden of actually putting it on? Glaze pronounces "Tesla" weirdly. Happy 2022!
Tup and Pete close out another perfectly passable year of podcasting the only way they know how: by creating the last episode of the year. The two 30-somethings welcome back 39 year old Stubbs for another Christmas Spectacular. Just like last year, they talk about a bunch of holiday topics including: Old Steve Wenceslas, the Sprite of Truth, and Christmas lights on the corn stalks. And of course, they all wrote some new holiday songs for "your" "enjoyment." Happy Xmas!
Tup and Pete are pleased to welcome Tom Bernath back to the podcast! The guys cover several classic topics such as art created at gunpoint and the creative side of Salvation Army employees. They decide in the end that their time and resources will be best spent starting a fashion company that offers politically contradictory clothing.
Tup and Pete are joined on this podcast episode by The Psychedelic Athlete himself, Mike Turpin. The guys attempt to get to the bottom of many issues such as whether Mike has what it takes to be a singer, whether Tup and Pete have what it takes to help someone learn how to sing, and whether there should be nightclubs that sell DMT and hand out guns to their patrons. They also manage to start a new Christmas tree company and an acid basketball league.
Tup and Pete are joined by none other than Don for a very special Thanksgiving episode of the podcast. It may be a bit too long, or way too short -- depending on how much you like Don...and whether you enjoy improvised Thanksgiving songs. A few other things that are discussed before the "music" include: National Admit Your Crimes Day, the different competing military prayers, take a turkey leave a turkey, and as always, several promising business ideas. Happy Thanksgiving!
Stubbs joins the podcast yet again for another new holiday tradition: doing that same stupid song stuff, but for Halloween. A few normal conversations are also had, and then yeah a bunch of nice Halloweeny song jobs. No need to spoil it by previewing them too much here, and no need to spoil whatever you are doing by listening to the podcast either. Happy Halloween!
Pete and Tup join one another for a very run-of-the-mill podcast filled with surprisingly decent stuff, like: adding extra intermissions to shows to prevent people from using the bathroom altogether, intense rivalries between towns with the same name, side governments, Shakespeare Johnson, Old Fezziwig's Dueling Violin Bar, and the little guy vs. big guy origins of money.
Pete and Tup are joined this time around by musician, producer, and all around fascinating individual, Thomas "Todd" Bernath. The things that are talked about include: the true age of a podcast, Size-al Agnosia, Brushy One String's Greatest Triumph/Downfall, Assy McGee, and the secret influence of the big stake companies. A Cardboard Box musical breaks out for just long enough to be sure it isn't needed.
Glaze joins the podcast again, and the episode is actually good this time, just as it has been the other one or two times I'm sure. This particular time, the podcasters discuss: starting a Jewish supergroup, Venmo murder comedy bits, the middle name vs. middle initial morality test, and while you were sleeping haircuts. The threat of an Oscar Pistorious musical looms near the end of the episode.
Pete and (to a lesser extent) Tup are honored to welcome cartoonist, new grandfather, and absent minded genius, Mikee "Ricig" Ricigliano, to the podcast for a very special extended episode. In it, Ricig regales us all with a bunch of scintillating stories of cartoon-based rebellion, and is generally a good sport about the rest of the way the podcast goes. Ferris wheel bunk beds, Roll-on Gardener brand all purpose soap/contact lenses, and paper mache dummies as a cadaver hiding place also come up in conversation.
Quickly becoming an honorary member of the podcast, MTA again borrows Stubbs' microphone and joins Pete and Tup for another one. The conversation takes several turns, including sharp ones directly into these topics: the grim fate of malls, Jet Pack Man's mustachioed pandemic awareness group, cult classic movies and the dorky stuff you have to do in them, and do-it-yourself YouTube vigilante actors. Dog the bounty hunter bails himself out of jail. Pete reveals his greatest business idea yet.
Pete and Tup return after another heavily requested hiatus for their 94th episode of the podcast. A few loose ends are tied up in this episode including: practice boarding school, plastic surgery to look like people with puffy faces, and the Knights of Kiwanis. Pete has a controversial take on the Jeopardy host debate. Tup tries to tell a story from YouTube and does not succeed.
Tup and Pete are joined on this podcast by design magnate, parent to manipulative dog, and huge friend of the podcast, Julia. The things that are discussed include: Bob Herringbone's share of the Herringbone pants fortune, the Nevermind baby, and the proper way to smell gasoline (just to see how it smells). Pete embraces his role as a Normcore fashion icon.
Tup and Pete celebrate their 100th episode on this, their 92nd episode of the podcast. A few things get hashed out along the way, including: Fake mailboxes, disposable suits, and the Shoeski (AKA Crazy Carl) Story. Tup takes a long time to construct a couch. Pete explains a little-known fact about the word "that."
The podcast rides again - as Pete and Tup join one another for this very special regular old episode, containing: a documentary about Kevin Costner sleeping with Cal Ripken's wife, the long overdue Taken Musical, and better ways to decide who should win Emmys. Tup inadvertently perpetuates harmful stereotypes about French people (as well as the Irish Jews), for which he apologizes right here: Le podcast s'excuse formellement pour toutes les personnes qui, si ignorantes, prétendent que le merveilleux peuple de France pue. C'est peut-être eux qui puent ?
Tup and Pete both participate in a regular episode of the podcast, consisting mainly of talking. The things that are talked about are: nuns vs. nurses, the most fun way to execute someone, the Little Sisters of the Poor, method kissing, and concrete record players.
Stubbs is lucky enough to join the podcast for another lively improvised musical episode, centered around everyone's favorite style of music: children's songs. The way it works: each of the fellas is sent 2 song titles, they choose the title they like the best, and then have 3 minutes to write an original children's song to it. The episode is long, the songs are short, and the laughs are both long and short.
Another episode, another description of that very same episode. This one includes some conversations about: arranged marriages between barefoot runners and some other group of people, ideas for naming hospital wings, dairy fluid, and crashyourownwedding.com. It is better than it sounds.
Pete and Tup return to podcasting after a 1-week hiatus which took over 2 weeks. In this long-awaited comeback episode, the two podcasters (fresh off their recent hiatus) discuss: hiatuses, classic philosophy arguments, the great bursar vs. registrar rivalry, Old Fezziwig, the dungeon of commerce, and having the heimlich maneuver done in advance. Tup refuses to vote for his neighbor.
Following their instinct to "strike while the microphone is borrowed" (as the old podcasting saying goes), Tup and Pete invite MTA to join the podcast for the second episode in a row, and he delivers. The 3 answer some big questions, including: do they ever do scrimmages in war? which is more of a sport: golf, bowling, or Kyrgystany goat polo? what are the mascots for the other seasons? do the pediatricians of serial killers feel bad for keeping them alive? and do you have to be catholic to be a politician? MTA does his best Ronald Goldman impression.
Tup is unable to start the podcast at the agreed upon time, due to his many children, prompting Pete and this week's guest, MTA, to record the first few minutes without him. Some of the things that are discussed in the resulting podcast: New government officials, nicercopswithoutguns.com, DIY paternity test T.V. shows, selling your own homemade food at the grocery store, and ways to improve upon firing squads. MTA accidentally implies denialism again.
"The King of Podcasting", Josh Glazer, returns to the podcast to join Pete and Tup for this very above average episode. The 3 fellas talk about a whole mess of crap, like: factually inaccurate marketing slogans, bailiff career paths, the best bite of Earth food to feed aliens, dog lawyer lookalike businesses, and plastic surgery for the vocal cords.
Tup refused to listen back to any portion of the podcast to find a better name or determine what the topics were covered. From memory the topics that are covered include: helping other athletes up as mental warfare, new utensil ideas, and a few other half decent conversations. Pete breaks down his unusual tipping policy.
Back again for another "filler" episode to tide everyone over until a more interesting one comes around, Tup and Pete deliver yet again. As part of knocking this style of episode out of the park, the two fellow individuals talk about such topics as: influencer babies with very low voices, best smothering songs, and new things to hang on your walls. Charlie bites a Non-Fingerable Token. Roy dies.
Tup and Pete threaten to restart the podcast a few times but eventually just decide to keep it and bring it to you here. They talk about a few different things, including mental illness simulators at amusement parks, brother and sister letters, and propaganda-based kids shows. Pete is sure that he has half of what it takes to be a caricature artist, and that he is not a loser.
Friend of both the podcast and humanity itself, Donny "the Cayman" Kim, joins the podcast for the first ever "Pod Shampod Song Swap," and let's just say songs aren't the only thing that gets "swapped" during the podcast. The songs, though, cover some great topics such as: NFTs, school teachers grappling with secondary life goals, and asking permission for marriage via song. Pete sings about what he really needs. Don reveals what is really going on under his wig, which as it turns out, is a bunch of controversial political opinions.
Much to someone's chagrin, Pete and Tup wound up on the same podcast again, and kept a recording of it for you. As far as my notes here say, they talked about: biodiesel reality t.v. show microphone systems, the civil war fought between Detlef Schrempf and Vlade Divac, Hanx's wife Xylophone Hanks, and untapped wash 'n fold murder schemes. A very happy mother's day was hopefully already had.
Tup and Pete craft this episode as a bit of a rebuttal to everyone who constantly says the podcast is just too good. In it, they talk about: how much toxic positivity is TOO much, whether you can catch a beard by kissing, and which body parts are plants and which are animals. Justin Bieber appropriates dreadlocks in spite of his advanced age.
Tup and Pete each contribute in their own way to this week's episode of the podcast, in which the following things get hashed out: Bonobos and our polyamorous evolutionary past, groundbreaking nozzle-based techniques to minimize gun violence, and complete cell regeneration as a murder defense. Pete hits 10,000 hours of stuffing his ear inside of itself until he reaches his life long goal of developing migraines.
Pete and Tup return after an unforgivable hiatus to once again turn the podcasting world on its ear with this meat and potatoes offering. A few of history's great questions are answered definitively during the conversation, such as: Should we have more CEOs with rotting teeth? Are cats voice based animals or not? And is "Good" Will Hunting a believable Boston name? The groundwork for a Brain Chip musical is laid.
Tup and Pete have a few conversations that just barely constitute a podcast, mainly due to the fact that the conversations were recorded. The important things that get discussed are: the world's funniest pope names, disease naming culture, and whether indecent exposure laws still make sense in a world where everyone has the same prosthetic genitals. Tup phones in the description of the podcast.
Pete and Tup, in accordance with the universe's predetermined and well thought out plan, created another podcast. This time they wound up getting into these things: how it is impossible to fix a car, new ways to understand the other side of an issue, how Amish people convince one another they are going crazy, and the headless horseman. Tup shares another dark, twisted Mr. Mike story. Pete pretends to compliment Tup for being impolite.
God and Jesus join the two standard bearers of the podcast in this particular episode...of the podcast. The conversation takes a few different turns, covering topics such as: fireplace videos, trauma vs. porn-based education techniques, and the arch biases. The love triangle of Britney, Justin and Wade Boggs is placed squarely under the podcast's moral microscope. Pete experiences several big elaborate lessons and comes away with something specific to work on.
Stubbs joins Pete and Tup for another holiday celebration of talking and singing, this time of the Irish persuasion. Along with the standard improvised/terrible song contest, the podcast also covers: an analysis of the world famous Irish accent, the meaning of Danny Boy, and the famous bald-spot haircut made popular by saints. The songs are bad, but the beautiful spirit of the Tullamore Dew can be found in every note. Hahpi St. Poddy's Day!
Pete and Tup systematically go through a list of the top 10 most important topics in the world. Some of those topics include: whether drafting your texts in advance makes you a madman, the dangerous game of "fall in love chicken", and fake rocks as a distraction. Pete tries to sort out the difference between 295 and 95.
The same two guys from the other 69 episodes talk to each other for awhile again in this episode. Some of the things they wind up getting into include: best things to say in the courtroom right before they haul you off to jail, the likelihood of hallucinations being the explanation for every mystery, and masculine vs. feminine hair parts. Tup admits to at least one murder. Pete admits to thinking every cartoon character was based on a real person.
Pete and Tup chop several topics into tiny bite-sized pieces in a half decent episode of this very podcast. A short list of the things they talk about is listed now, by me, right here: Lil' Uzi Vert's forehead diamond, comedy hackers, and the invention of the word "puke." Pete immediately and fully understands cryptocurrency after basically no explanation.
Tup and Pete are thrilled to be joined by well known cousins Randy Syphax and Mike Corbett. In this episode the guys are lucky enough to discuss getting tattoos that explain the choices you’ve made, how Corbs would let Randy win video games so the night wouldn’t be ruined, and Johnny “The Wiggle Man” Depp. Tup chokes on food. Pete works on his Howard Stern impression. Corbs and Randy drink a case.
Pete and Tup make another perfectly passable episode containing very important information about these things: the evolutionary impact of eyeglasses, different strategies to survive the sinking Titanic, and dealing with hair in your food. Pete tries his hand at debate club. Yet another conversation devolves into a whole thing about crappy homemade virtual reality.
Tup and Pete fall ass over tea kettle into a perfectly passable episode of the podcast in which they cover these topics: Ways to improve the "To catch a predator" grand entrance, pre-crime alibi videos, and whether we need a president for each layer of the atmosphere. The fellas discover they are long-lost season-based eskimo brothers.
Tup and Chris are joined this episode by creative powerhouse and huge friend of the podcast, Natalie McGill. Several perfectly fine topics are covered throughout the conversation, including: pirates, anthropomorphic excavators, big straight guys who never wear coats, and something about opera. Tup interrogates Natalie about a 10 year old tweet. Natalie agrees to spearhead a new investigative docu-series about the "Parks are for Kids!" guy.
Tup teams up with Pete this time around to bring you another episode of the podcast. If you make it all the way through, you will have heard about a bunch of different things, like: Pete and Tup's biggest fears, the Mount Rushmore of mother nature, and vegan S&M. Pete plays a game of 2 truths and a non-stolen-valor lie and recalls the horrifying details of Gary's Cole's confusing demise.
Tup and Pete continue their several-month-old tradition of recording a podcast by doing just that. Along the way they spend an awful lot of time talking about Pete's borderline obsession with his "...the ____ man..." nickname format. They also cover the pope's twitter account, and invent a new accent-based board game. Pete attacks Bradley Cooper for giving up on music.
Tup and Pete join one another to record their first episode of 2021. In this season 2 premiere, they discuss many topics including whether certain wars were worth having based on the name they wound up with, how catholic elementary schools used to hire George Clooney lookalikes to let kids know they failed a grade, and the perfume that dentists are required to wear. Tup recalls the time Jeff Daniels showed up and read Moby Dick in the middle of a rock concert. Pete’s dad is proud of him for getting a C- on a paper.
Stubbs joins Tup and, yes, even Pete, for this very special holiday edition of the podcast. A few standardly uninformed Christmas related conversations are ceremoniously held before the fellas launch into the first annual holiday song challenge. The challenge: write a couple crappy christmas songs and perform them for the first time live on the podcast for the other 2 guys, and then soak in their reactions. Stubbs brings two unique gift ideas to the table. The spirit of giving is lost on Pete. Happy Holidays to you and yours from the entire Famous for this Podcast team, and Stubbs.
Tup and Pete record a podcast especially for you in this very recorded episode of the podcast. Some of the solutions they wanted you personally to hear about, are: How to properly compliment God (when to use and H and when not to), how to save on movie production costs by filming everyone all the time, and how to improve the prison system using a VR-camping approach. Pete realizes a lot of the Bible is about Jews, and not just "pre-Christ Christians".
The regular old plain guys are joined by comedian, engineer, and former banana-eater: Matty Litwack (pronounced "Matt-ee Lit-vahk-yah-hoo"). Some hot topics include: engineers and their close personal friendship with architects, whether Matty can sing really well, and nihilism as a legal defense. Tup tells the official uncircumcised "Tup" story. Matty considers crowd-sourcing a new name.
Tup and Pete talk with each other for right around the length of a podcast. This time, the things they talk about are: empowerment related erotic trends, the lesser known one grandparent policy, rip van winkle, and revenge therapy. Pete fumes about needing to put a license plate on his car.
Tup and Pete celebrate their 57th episode anniversary by completing the podcast as normal. They manage to get to the bottom of a few real crackers, like: What's the big problem with placing a bunch of nice TVs out in the jungle? Which one of them was the wet sprocket? About how many rappers named Celebration in the country have also forced their sons into becoming southpaws? Tup reveals he is an arm guy. Pete tries to join Ambidextrous Anonymous.
Pete and Tup are lucky enough to have a pot to podcast in, and you'd better believe they use it in this very special episode. They dump a few things out of it into your unsuspecting ears, including: the KGB's secret love of "Gabagool", famous Australian-focused country singer Kenny Chaussney, and the hidden world chamber pot shove scammers. Pete performs the song "The Boys of Fall" from memory.
All around great fella and landlord of the podcast, Ryan Dare, wades waist-deep into this episode...and the water is fine. During the podcast, Dare insists on talking with Tup and Pete about: walk-in freezers, catfishing as a way to find a boat friend, and getting thrown in jail for having a doodle. Dare confirms rumors that he might be a bad boat guy. Pete does impressions of Jay and Vargus. Tup joins the German club.
Another podcast happens in this new episode of the podcast. Pete and Tup talk to one another about a bunch of stuff, including: bee stings as a steroids substitute for kids, the 3 sea shells, stigmata vs. astigmatism, and the evolutionary history of smelling salts. Tup's childhood dog is cancelled.
The voice of a generation joins the other regular sized voices on the podcast in this very Mike Quindlen-focused episode. Some topics that have the honor to have been discussed include: Chernobyl Times restaurant, different poop-related ways of pissing Mike off, and the debaucherous swinging lifestyle of altar boys. Pete admits to losing hundreds of forks beneath his bed.
The two podcasters (Tup and Pete) join one another on another podcast this week to talk about what feels like the same basic crap some more. Here are some of the topics that get elevated: evolving straw-like mouths to avoid using regular straws, 58 year old kids, telling your kids they have mad squabbles, and effective new ways to communicate with your barber. Tilda Swinton is not mentioned for a 52nd consecutive streak.
Stubbs makes his triumphant return to the podcast to discuss these specific topics: capes, kilts and other future fashion phenomena, ideas for how to keep haunted houses scary, and CGI audiences to help keep the movie industry afloat. Stubbs hits Tup and Pete with a few mysterious deaths. Tup menaces Stubbs with a knife. Pete laughs uncontrollably at his own comment.
Pants enthusiast, passionate man, and huge friend of the podcast, Adam Noto, joins the other two guys on this very special episode. A few pretty good things are discussed including: a complete history of the Jesuits, what it is like to be hurtling irrevocably towards boat ownership, and pants trends throughout history. Noto irons his wardrobe while on the podcast.
The ol' podcast continues with both Pete and Tup talking to each other for an entire episode. Along the way, they touch on: vitamins ("the tylenol of pills"), a very helpful (p)mnemonic device to remember the difference between subjective and objective, and carnivorous plants. Pete realizes so called "facts" are really just things humans came up with.
From clear across some ocean in Hawaii, the one and only Smitty Greenstick joins the two regular guys on this episode of the podcast. The acquaintances hammer through some killer topics like: how all of our dads used to swim naked during gym class, how that isn't true but Pete thinks it is, and how you might consider changing your kids' last name if it is too easy to make fun of. Smitty uses a questionable baseball analogy as part of a near death experience story that, shockingly, seems like it might even be half true.
A podcast unlike any other (aside from the 46 that preceded it) is recorded by Pete and, to a lesser extent, Tup. A bunch of crap is on offer in this episode, including: snatched babies as a rich-person gift idea, the evolutionary history of James Van Der Beek's long face, and a review of which animal species would be voted least likely to snitch on us to aliens. Paul Giamatti returns to the pod to perform his latest one man show.
Pete and Tup reconvene, and somehow manage to remain civil throughout this entire episode of the podcast, in which they hammer out: using the word "cosmos" without hating yourself, the sad fate of hyper-evolved bears, the complex math of barcodes, and the current bubble boy renaissance. Pete, a well-known Saj, has his astrological chart read and is forever changed.
Ed is nice enough to be joined by Pete and Tup on this very special episode. The three old pals discuss some real stuff in this episode, like: whether or not rice is a food, how small retail businesses survive without ever making any money, and the best sleeping positions to prevent eye infections. Pete's father terrorizes a community of friendly squirrel ladies. Due to her generosity of spirit, Ed laughs ever-so-slightly harder than the conversation calls for.
Tup and Pete interview one another on this very special commemorative 44th episode of the podcast. During the course of the podcast, they talk about some topics like: the "Dinner for Schmucks" of guest wedding singer invitations, the complexities of nickname law, and famous surgery teams. Pete asks a series of questions obviously designed to land him in his favorite impressions and never looks back.
Pete and Tup are kind enough to be joined by local adult and older brother of the podcast, Paddy Muth. The three distinct individuals mostly discuss Paddy's various issues with the podcast, with a few other topics sprinkled in, including: the truth about parents having favorite children, avoiding offending the Taliban, haircutting robots, and terrible christmas gifts. Paddy uses a lot of words and expressions that are intended to distance himself intellectually from the podcast.
Tup and, you guessed it, Pete, created another podcast out of thin air as a way of saying "thank you" to each other for continuing to make the podcast. In between the start and the end, they talk about: The G. Gordon Liddy 7 (a famous jazz quartet), the honest bad psychic, big big big big turkey legs at Ren Fest, and Catholic priest as an underrated fallback job for the unmotivated. Several new conspiracies are unearthed.
Tup and Pete are alarmed to discover they still have more to podcast about. After podcasting for awhile they realize they in fact did not have anything else to podcast about after all. While realizing that, they discussed: Elrod Hendricks and how he famously created the Christian Scientists, medically induced insomnia, and the untold story of Yancy Aloysius Tittle. Pete nearly kills his fake uncle Bill.
Glaze, having fallen on hard times financially, comes crawling back to the podcast and joins Tup and Pete to talk about some HOT TOPICS. A few things they get into are: death by a thousand slugs, well-thought-out strategies for dealing with the plastic crisis, and emotional coping techniques when stuck in the belly of a whale. Pete lies about his ability to crack his neck with no hands.
Pete and Tup each independently came up with the idea to do another episode of the podcast, and luckily wound up recording it at the exact same time. In it, they talk about stuff like: Matisyahu's surf schedule, Pete's missed calling as a pop punk front man, and the dark unspoken motives of nicknaming your friends. And since the world always needs another John Kruk themed musical, The Chewman Show was born.
Pete and Tup are lucky enough to wake up, look around, and find themselves on the very same podcast as Jamel Johnson. As is customary, a few different things are discussed, including: Ricki Lake, wheelchair basketball leagues, L.A. celebrity gas station tours, and the different vibes of various spiders. Tup reveals what happens when you drop a bowling ball from a 10 story parking garage. Pete finally unveils his Keanu Reeves impression.
Stubbs, another friend and "biological" brother of the podcast, joins Tup and Pete on this perfectly passable episode. The three people create a conversation where there was none before which centers around: graduating with a minor in Free Willy, the challenges around successfully translating the large book of facts known as the Bible, and the secret to living forever (unless you accidentally die). Stubbs regales us all with an old fashioned retelling entire plot of some boat movie, leaving out the only detail anyone would care about.
Tup accidentally runs headlong into Pete, and when the smoke clears, a podcast is recorded. Somewhere along the way these important topics get hashed out: different additions to the game of baseball such that the game can never be played the same again, most common causes of death on Mt. Everest, chlorophyll as a kidnapping aid, and of course, Ben Affleck covered in trash, singing that Aerosmith song. A quick but intense game of knifey-forky is played at Pete's bodega.
Pete and Tup are lucky enough to be joined on the podcast by the very talented Don Kim. In their travels through the cast, the three totally separate people talk about things like: the great Mummers vs. Shriners rivalry, the secret life of Theranos machine operators, and whether Don's voice carpet matches his drapes. The seeds of a new Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs musical are planted.
Pete invites Tup back on the podcast after himself having been invited back by Tup, and the two create another episode made out of talking. A few of the monumental achievements in conversation are: the underappreciated entertaining aspects of being captured behind enemy lines, the challenges of starting a boy band, and tape worms. The podcasters decide to start a GoFundme to recreate a team photo with the J.V. basketball team they coached.
Pete and Tup are joined this time by well-known musician, friend and roommate of the podcast, Mike "The Elbow Man" Corbett. The three of them take time out of their busy schedules to talk about: getting some new traditions around here for goodness sakes, Paul Giamatti's failed Forrest Gump audition, and the great Citizen Kane vs. Billy Madison debate. Pete kicks the crap out of a navy seal.
Pete returns to the podcast, as does Tup, in this episode they made together. This one turned out to be a real barn burner, depending on what that means. A few of the topics that got burned up are: combining tattoos, botox, and flu shots into one really good business idea, James Earl Jones, flying recumbent bikes, and Kyrgyzstani goatsketball. Pete's mom bullies him for trying to look cool.
Tup and Pete barely meet their contractual obligation to create another podcast episode in this episode of the podcast. Just so you don't necessarily have to listen to it, they talk about: Irish bar singers and their love of books, personalized Netflix thumbnails, the skinny tattoo comic book department, and modern sleepwalking remedies. Pete is attacked by bats.
Tup and Pete are happy to be joined on this episode by voice actress, potato fan, and friend of the podcast, Ed. Together, the three hash out a bunch of really good stuff, like: the entire plot of a nonexistent movie about a good friend cucking a cartoon fish, sex ed, DIY squatty potties, and a few creative ways to solve the problems of rich celebrities. Ed unloads about underwater welding.
Tup and Pete listened carefully to all of your great feedback and decided to record another podcast exactly the same as all the others. In this episode, they talk about these oft misunderstood topics: hatters vs. haberdashers, Pascal's gambling problem, and self checkout caning machines. Pete pretends to not have been bothered by Mark Mussina making fun of him. Tup pretends he wasn't concerned about his dad's mannequin collection.
Pete and Tup welcome Skeltz to the podcast to talk about a few topics Skeltz himself specifically requested and refused to participate if we didn't discuss, including: ways to safely visit that island where they kill you if you show up, truth syrup, and the most famous blender accident of all time. Pete performs Skeltz's viral concept musical. Tup plots to have his name tattooed onto Stephen Sondheim.
Pete and Tup have another historic meeting of the minds, touching on a few relevant and timely sociocultural issues such as: internet dog scams, the terrifying post-sales experience at Bath Fitter, and the latest lie detector test technology. Pete relives his painful childhood Cheese Nips memories.
Tup and Pete are kind enough to be joined by Pete Bladel on this very meat and potatoes episode of the podcast. A few really nice ones are covered including: the dangerous world of hot dog eating contests prior to the introduction of buns, how every supposed male heartthrob in a black and white movie was actually very very ugly, and the ethics of pranking animals. Both Petes workshop their Desi Arnaz impressions.
Tup and Pete are joined by well known twitter personality and adult-voiced friend of the podcast, MTA, on this perfectly fine episode. The 3 old friends discuss some of their favorite topics, including: memory wiping spray (the key to making all of Pete's business ideas work), a bunch of other types of dumb sprays, and a way to publish the crimes you are willing to get framed for.
Pete and Tup continue their unbroken streak of always recording a podcast whenever they feel like it with this episode. In it, they get to the bottom of how roadside convenience stores come under new ownership, hash out the details of a new business built around FaceTiming with zoo animals, and reveal some little known tricks of hypnotists. Pete is alarmed to find out he has actually always loved Star Wars.
Still unable to find anyone else to do it instead of them, Tup and Pete create another podcast. The two reluctant (but also deeply grateful and enthusiastic) podcasters have several very consequential conversations on this one.
A few topics that get DESTROYED by their very good brains are: the shocking way babies grow, the debatable entertainment value of the Salem witch trials, and some new techniques for remembering to avoid repeating the mistakes of the past. Tup reveals his plans for naming his first born child. Pete misses several opportunities to do a Shark Tank impression.
Tup and Pete are pleased to be joined in this totally free bonus episode of this exact podcast by special guest podcaster, Glaze Glazer. Tup, Pete and Glazer talk about a few interesting topics, and then feel guilty and wind up balancing that out with a whole bunch of bad topics.
A few of the good and bad topics are as follows: The 7 wonders of the world and the many 8th wonders of the same world that have since appeared, bodega musicians, fake fire hydrants and the hungry hungry caterpillar. Pete and Glaze tell the Jared Fogel story (not the one you are thinking!).
Fate brings Tup and Pete back together again for another 45-minute long phone conversation in this spectacular episode of Famous for this Podcast. A few trending topics have the honor of being covered by the podcasters, including: how Justin Timberlake started out way younger, but then eventually caught up and passed Fergie in age, the tough but rewarding responsibilities of medieval peasants, and how Shamans are out there using ordinary household hammers to perform this one weird trick. You'll never guess what is said at the end of the podcast!
Tup and Pete find themselves trapped inside another podcast and are forced to eat their way out, by talking. They mow through through a variety of topics, including: Gal Judy Dench, Joann Fabric(s), and which diseases the B Team over at the W.H.O. wind up working on. A classic smell-off takes place between Ben Franklin's custom made buttony britches and Abe Lincoln's hat.
Pete and Tup stick with the same tired old format, yet somehow it comes off as refreshing; and, if we are being honest with ourselves, feels almost like a brand new podcast. At the very least it feels like a brand new episode of the same podcast.
Pete presents a brilliant new invention to help remember things, Tup grapples with life as an 8 foot tall person, John Depp wears a hollowed out living human torso as a hat.
Kevin makes the long journey back to the pod to join Tup and, yes, even Pete, for another really good cast. All the major topics of the day are covered in some detail, including: whether it is worth it to keep using all these different words, Tup and Pete's favorite philosophers, and the morality of enjoying your last egg salad sandwich on a short stroll from the company picnic. Pete and Kevin teach all the Shampods a lesson in how to do perfect Irish, Midwest, Italian, and French accents using only 1 word.
A few years ago Pete and Tup improvised a musical about JonBenet Ramsey. It wasn't particularly appropriate to accidentally do at the time, and it certainly wasn't appropriate to remember any of the songs, speak of it ever again, or even smile softly while recalling the concept briefly during private moment. So here is a podcast about it.
Still with nothing better to do, Pete and Tup spend 40 minutes straight nonstop podcasting, and they do it for you, their adoring Shampods. The podcast starts off as a nice peek into the future with an exploration of where we are headed in terms of genetic animal modification. Queen Elizabeth shows up to fix some potholes, and then the podcast takes a sharp turn out to sea, never to be heard from again.
Tup is kind enough to invite Pete back on the podcast to hear about some of Pete's latest ideas, including: buying the middle names of celebrities, renting space on protesters signs, and escaping prison inside of a sewing machine. Tup pretends to not know who James Joyce is by pretending to be pretending to know who he is.
Pete and Tup are joined by none other than Pete's only brother, Kevin, for this very special episode of Famous for this Podcast. The 3 podcasters discuss a range of topics all on the same podcast as one another, possibly including: a lady who can only say "Goity!", the beer and excessive kissing laws in Pennsylvania, and a killer joke about milk and ice. Both Pete and Kevin set the progressive agenda back an entire generation.
Tup and Pete find themselves marooned on yet another podcast together. Making the best of it, they wind up talking for a bit, exploring a few of the topics on everyone's collective mind right now given what is happening in the world: Detective Sipowicz, thigh gaps, and Jackie O. Not a particularly strong episode if I'm remembering correctly.
Tup invites Pete back on the podcast for a special episode where the two talk for a little while about a list of topics that either does or does not include the following: a pillowcase full of bees, a hitchhiker murder game show concept, and the challenge of finding a new Head of Nuns on Craig's List. Pete sings unseasonably poorly.
Pete and Tup got together over the phone to record this particular podcast, which covers some really hot topics such as: the controversial marketing plan for the Diary of Anne Frank, the etymology of the phrase "Hoisted by Your Own Pitard" and other instant classics. Pete defends cargo shorts amid a chorus of disinterested boos from Shampods around the globe.
Pete and Tup guest star on the podcast, arriving just in time to discuss fresh ideas like: was O.J. guilty? if so, of what? Pete considers becoming a famous Russian face slap fighter. Tup gets the names of a few bastas wrong.
Tup joins Pete on the podcast again by popular demand. The two make some real headway on trending topics like: "The Sleeveless Man", and Pete's failed plan to become a kindergarten teacher. Pete quits the podcast, starts a new one, and then quits that one.
Pete joins Tup this week on the podcast to discuss whether old timey people blamed the bad smells coming from themselves and everyone else on ghosts. A guy named "Eddie" Yao Ming is discussed.
Pete and Tup take some time out of their busy podcasting schedules to podcast about the devastating impact this virus is having on the cult industry. Pete abandons his fellow laundry conspiracy theorists and goes back to using detergent.
Pete asks Tup about a few things that, luckily, neither of them know the first thing about. Both acclaimed podcasters fail to come up with the word "doorway."
Tup has a great episode, Pete phones it in (literally) in this action packed podcast where both podcasters discuss various topics together on the same podcast. Pete accidentally washes his clothes with fabric softener in a sink.
Pete and Tup talk about the system, the unabomber, Edwards James Olmos, and start a new comedic death video production company.
Pete and Tup hit a few of the big issues all the governments of the world are focused on: why you can't pull yourself on a sled, Bob Lazar, and the impact of allowing animals to live until they die before killing them for food.
Tup and Pete discuss concrete solutions to real world problems such as face blindness, split brains and ASMR.
Pete and Tup discuss a few things, none of which can be known without listening back to the entire thing, which I do not plan on doing right now. You can bet a few of the topics were worth your time, and you can lose that bet.