Literally, Headlines: Recent Episodes
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Audrey, Evan, Max, and Andrew talk about the events of the week including: Area 51 raid, the Golden toilet, and the attack on Saudi Arabia.
Hannah, Audrey, Max, and Lizzie discuss the pressing issues of the week (including the heartless murder of a wasp in the studio), before turning to phone interviews.
Meet new hosts, and hear about new stories from the week of August 23. Audrey, Hannah, and Max tell you what’s happening around the world, in Florida (of course), and even in little Knoxville, TN!
Audrey, Ethan, Sid, and Kennis discuss their curated headlines from the past few weeks. New app for breeding animals, college admissions scandal, and more!
The usual suspects bring in Matt in Sebastian’s place to discuss Audrey’s reading habits, some clever criminals, and election results.
The gang is back to discuss the usual animal antics and criminal masterminds, but shifts gears for an honest look at the recent violence across the nation.
Audrey, Sebastian, Abby Ann, and Connor catch up and discuss diss tracks, air travel and reptile mishaps, and Trump's SC nominee
Audrey and Sebastian welcome Connor to the table to remember a US senator. Special guests weigh in on criminal ear canal violations and nut annihilation abilities.
Audrey and Sebastian are back to open the second season with some REAL headlines. Don't miss out!
Audrey, Sebastian, and Abby Ann catch up after a 2 week break before delving into the crime and animal-ridden headlines of July.
Audrey, Sebastian, and Abby Ann call their friends to weigh in on some stupid moments and share a few of their own.
Audrey, Sebastian, and Abby Ann practice transitions while discussing examples of gun safety and Kim Kardashian's political clout.
Audrey and Abby Anne catch up with members of the band Stonefish, discuss some literally ludicrous animal stories, and weigh in on the royal wedding.
Audrey and Sebastian hit the streets to talk about Yodelling Boy, North and South Korea, and other things.
Audrey, Sebastian, and Abby Ann take on Yodel Boy, the passing of Barbara Bush and more on the Quest for Joe Biden.
02:56 The Uk Hates Straws
04:25 Killer Bees
07:00 Drunk Mountain Climbing
08:21 Yodel Boy
09:56 Our New Friend Caitlin Talks About Joe Biden
23:14 RIP Barbara Bush
27:13 Little Mice, Big Stash
28:58 Our Friend Julianne
30:31 The Rapture Is Happening Next Week
33:25 Criminal Masterminds - Game Stop Robber
35:33 Tub Of Cheetos
38:25 Our Friend Dylan
42:16 The Poop Train
44:10 Our Friend Ethan
50:00 Close
Audrey, Sebastian and guest Hannah take on Stranger Things, zoos giving away poo, seagulls, and national teachers strikes.
00:00 INTRO
01:16 Audrey Throws Up
01:49 Alligator Goes Swimming
03:25 Detroit Zoo Gives Away Poo
04:48 Chimp Throws Poo
05:56 Big Mama Passed Away
07:48 Our Friend Emmanuel
12:25 Man Seeks Mercy After Seagulls
17:09 Teacher Strikes
22:09 WWUJS
23:42 Pardon Me, 104 Years Later
26:07 Recreate a Photo, Get Stuck
30:07 Stranger Things Plagiarizing
34:02 New Netflix Job - Binge Watcher
36:59 Our Friend Ruthanne
42:59 Our Friend Gabe
52:33 Chinese Space Station Falls
55:13 Criminal Masterminds
58:41 Our Friend Zoe
1:03:43 Closing Remarks
Audrey, Sebastian and all-star guest Connor talk about stolen oranges, crazy Uber things, a chat with Chris Blue and The March For Our Lives.
00:00 Intro - Our Guest Conner
00:33 The Earth Is Flat Rocket Man
03:10 Uber Stops Self Driving Cars
05:24 Uber Down The Stairs
07:32 Stolen Spanish Oranges
10:28 Criminal Mastermind P. Phil
12:44 The March For Our Lives
17:45 Joe Biden Invited
18:48 Naked Trump
20:29 The Last Blockbuster Store
24:22 Our Friend Presley
30:21 Connor's Funny Story
32:36 Our Friend Mary Austin
40:00 Let's Call Chris Blue
46:06 The Close and Connor's final thought
Audrey, Sebastian, and Abby Ann take on big fish, a serial clogger, and the Austin bombings.
00:00 Pre ASMR Intro
00:36 Abby Ann Goes To Belize
01:13 Audrey Went To Disney And The Ass
02:12 Sebastian Went To Seaside
02:46 A Crappy Clogged Up Case
04:17 Mike Pence and Marlon Bundo
06:19 Uncle Joe VS Donnie T.
08:46 Sebastian's Brother Sergio
14:23 RIP Stephen Hawking
17:18 The Austin Bombings
20:19 KFC says "Bucket" and Sorry
22:44 Our Friend Will
31:03 Again With The Muffin Joke
32:22 A Turkey Resurrection
34:27 A Big Fishy Story
35:50 Abby Ann Is Afraid Of Sharks
36:42 Bachelor Banned From Minnesota
38:47 Our Friend Bethany
47:02 Thanks To The Viewers
48:36 ASMR Close
Audrey, Sebastian, and Abby Ann tackle smoking, stealing, and hashtags.
00:00 Smoking, Stealing and Social Hashtags
00:24 Open
01:11 Alexa Is Laughing At Us
03:34 Smoking Orangutan
05:35 Florida Hates DST
09:04 The Oscars Were On Sunday
11:46 #HashtagEverything
13:15 International Women's Day
16:01 Our Friend Conner
20:02 Airplane Barf
21:08 Abby Ann Tells a Joke
22:00 Back To The Barfing
25:51 Little Debbie Caper
29:38 Stealing Confessions
32:21 Our Friend Kaylee
35:23 Our Friend Olivia
39:32 Amelia Earhart's Bones
40:50 Our Personal Hashtags
41:51 Close
Audrey and Sebastian take on this week's headlines including curling, peeing, cloning, and the Parkland school shooting.
00:00 Open
00:46 USA Curling
03:53 Elevator Pee
07:39 Parkland Shooting
16:52 Our Friend Jaden
18:50 Cloning
22:14 Our Friend Zoe
24:29 Criminal MaSterminds
26:46 Uber to New Jersey
29:55 T Rex
31:23 Close