Shelley Has Opinions: Recent Episodes
The Chatfield Sisters
Grab a handful, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking gummy bears! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those squishy ursa friends. Are they modern, tasty art, or are they gelatiny yuck madness? Plus, "Whiz Kids Quiz" is back to reveal which of Julie's kids thinks a lot about melting chocolate chips (hint: it's actually all four of them).
Fall into your net, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking trapeze! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of that aerial art form. Is it an awe-inspiring delight or is it too dangerous for little Shelley? Plus, Holly introduces a stinky spin-off of Jackbox Games with "Junkbox Games/QuipTrash."
Meow meow, Shelley Gang—the Girlos' kids are talking the best cat in pop culture! Jack and Lucy (Holly's kids), Jett (Shelley's kid), and Theo and Ruby (two of Julie's kids) all try to persuade Shelley on the best pop culture cat. Is it a cat who can ride a skateboard or is it a cat who could play the tuba? Thanks for listening in to this special episode of Shelley Has Opinions, and we will be back to our regularly-scheduled episode next week!
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Find the blueprints, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking heist movies! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those thieving flicks. Are they a way to recognize a rainbow of talents, or are they encouragement to be a little bad? Plus, "Five Girls Corner" matches each Girlo with a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
Thanks to Corbin Miller for the topic submission, and check out PodiconGo for all of your family-friendly podcast needs.
Be kind and rewind, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking video rentals! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those temporary vids. Are they perfect for a cinephile's buyer's remorse, or are they a ticking time bomb to late fees? Plus, "Whiz Kids Quiz" wonders about the definitions of the words that those dang kids say!
And, check out the PodiconGo podcast network for family-friendly podcasts for all ages!
Exfoliate, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking spray tans! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those aerosol orange bombs. Are they fun for pale pretenders, or are they a way to get a tan mouth and nostrils? Plus, "What's Your Name?" features a podcast name generator to promote the new book "Everyone Has a Podcast (Except You)" by The McElroy Brothers.
Thanks to Corbin Miller for the topic submission!
Round up the stragglers, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are trudging through the topic graveyard! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie go through a lightning round of the topics left from the Year of the Submission.
Featuring:
Bucket Lists
Family Portraits
Postcards
Little League Sports
Comfort Food
Antiquing
Leg-Washing
Giving Out Non-Candy at Halloween
Edible Gold
Nighttime
Challenging Ice Cream Flavors
Sesame Seeds
Teddy Bears
Hanging Out in Graveyards
Thanks for joining us this year, Shelley Gang! Shelley gives a heartfelt message at the end of the episode to send you into 2021!
Find your air pump, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking inflatable lawn decor! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those puffy pals. Are they jolly in the day or night, or are they the gateway drug to more dangerous decorations? Plus, "Million-Dollar Ideas" reveals innovations in front door technology, featuring Jason Momoa!
Thanks to Alison Monson for the topic submission, and happy holidays to the Shelley Gang!
Stop for the traffic cop, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Frosty the Snowman! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of that magical pal. Is he an agent of chaotic good, or is he too cold to hug? Plus, "Holly's Book Club" asks the hard questions about Clement Clarke Moore's classic tale about the definitive night before the Christmas holiday.
Thanks to PodiconGo.com for having us on the network of family-friendly podcasts!
Count to 50, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking hide and seek! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of that classic kid game. Is it good for mind and body, or is it an excuse to run away from the nerd at the sleepover? Plus, "What's Your Name?" uncovers the Girlos' pandemic Hallmark movie plots.
Thanks to the Miller family for their topic submission, and thanks to Holly Ruhr for submitting the name generator for "What's Your Name?"
BRB, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking internet abbreviations! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons to those short little pals. Are they LOL FWIW or are they OTOH IDK? Plus, "What's Cookin' Kid?" shares the latest in childhood recipes.
Thanks to Jordan Reed of the Spooky Spouses podcast for the topic submission, and check out PodiconGo.com for all of your family-friendly podcast needs!
Practice your calligraphy, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking thank you notes! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those expressions of gratitude. Are they heartwarming keepsakes, or are they sources of extreme stress? Plus, "Million Dollar Ideas" wonders if the fall season needs a new holiday.
Thanks to Joelle Chatfield for the topic submission, and check out PodiconGo.com for all of your family-friendly podcast needs!
Turn on the jets, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking hot tubs! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those bubbly baths. Are they relaxing for the most stressed people in the world, or are they soupy time machines? Plus, "One of These Things is Just Like the Other" lists many ways that animals can have legs.
Thanks to Benson Ferris for the topic submission, and go to the 2020 Family-Friendly Podcast Awards to nominate shows for all ages!
Fly high, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking bounce castles! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those glorious bouncers. Are they just dang fun, or do they make your legs just dang tired? Plus, "What's Your Name?" reveals the Girlos' Western names.
Thanks to Katie Goodfellow for the topic submission, thanks to Alison Monson for the name generator submission, and go to PodiconGo to find family-friendly podcasts!
Tune your radios, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking drive-in movies again! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss a new set of pros and cons about these outdoor screens. Are they a great place for a thousand smooches, or are they uncomfy and dark? Plus, "Tall Tales From Short Stacks" unveils an epic tale about two ghostly school buses.
Thanks to Alexis Kassel Stansfield for the topic suggestion, and nominate your favorite family-friendly podcasts for the 2020 Family-Friendly Podcast Awards!
Screech in terror, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking ghost stories! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those spooky tales. Are they enjoyable in all dark settings, or are they either too scary or too lame? Plus, "Shelley Had a Dream" describes a Willy Wonka/grandma crossover event.
Thanks to George Diaz for the topic submission, and go to PodiconGo Family-Friendly Podcast Awards to nominate your favorite shows for all ears!
Find the yin to your yang, Shelley Gang— the Girlos are talking couples costumes! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those dress-up teams. Are they just dang cute, or are they Individual erasure? Plus, "Holly's Book Club" really spooks the girls into submission.
Thanks to Alicia Cutts for the topic submission, and listen to Finish It! for the special Creeptobscare episodes of their interactive fiction podcast.
Flip to page 290, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Choose Your Own Adventure books! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those interactive fiction novels. Are they the cool way to get kids to read, or are they hiding the real truth (the inevitability of death) from children? Plus, "Rando Chando" reveals some important explorers from the eleventy hundreds.
Thanks to the Yule Brothers for having an interactive fiction podcast called "Finish It!" Check them out here.
Get the money from the banana stand, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking mockumentaries! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those silly "docudramas." Are they quote machines full of levity, or are they unkind confusion bombs? Plus, "Tall Tales From Short Stacks" discovers a whole new meaning to the phrase "Flush With Cash"—plumbers needs a lot of money, sometimes.
Thanks to OFP (Our Fan Paul [Flowers]) for the topic submission, and check out PodiconGo.com for family-friendly podcasts!
Plug it in, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking nightlights! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros & cons of those tiny illuminators. Are they bite-sized light for the whole family, or are they fighting against the light laws of nature? Plus, "What's Your Name?" uncovers some ominous statements that the Girlos will say in the near future.
Thanks to Amelia Nguyen for the topic submission! Ominous music: "Storm Watch: by Proud Music Library
Write a note to your pal, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking gel pens! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those smooth gliders. Are they a 90s Kid's dream, or are they Smudgetown Yucktown? Plus, "What's Your Name?" discovers the Trader Joe's product in all of us.
Thanks to Kati Ditty for the topic submission, and check out Hero Talk for family-friendly movie reviews with Talix and Trev!
Grab your beauty blender, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Makeup Tutorials! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those glamor how-tos. Are they a great way to learn neon eyeliner tips, or are they a reminder that you don't even have neon eyeliner? Plus, "Five Girls Corner" uncovers which Seinfeld character Shelley thinks she is (you will truly never believe it).
Thanks to Alicia Cutts for the topic suggestion, and listen to Cubones & Catacombs for Pokemon RPG fun!
Turn the wheel, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking roundabouts! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those circular road tools. Are they extremely European and chic, or are they confusing death traps? Plus, "What's Your Name?" dives back into the romance novel world with a new title generator.
Thanks to Alison Monson for the topic submission, and thanks to Brittany Hubble for the "What's Your Name?" generator.
Lift your pinkies, Shelley Gang— the Girlos are talking tea parties! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those thirst-quenching shindigs. Are they a good way to get hot goss, or are they spoon-bending, pastel nightmares? Plus, "Five Girls Corner" delves into the world of Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Check out the Beyond 6 Seconds podcast, a show about extraordinary stories from everyday people.
Get ready for the curtain to drop, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking clapping! Holly, Shelley, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of that joyous noise. Is it a way to show appreciation, or is it just for calling your servants? Plus, "What's Your Name?" delves into the villainous intent of the Chatfield sisters.
Thanks to Lindsey Reed for the topic suggestion!
Find your macrame hangers, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking house plants! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those leafy housemates. Are they the bridge for blended decor, or are they a target for messy children? Plus, "Rando Chando" makes a comeback to weigh the options between Tissue Tractors or Tractor Parallels.
Thanks to Paul Flowers (OFP!) for the topic suggestion.
Check the time, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking hourglasses! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of these hypnotic timers. Are they relaxing and romantic, or they emaciated unitaskers? Plus, "What's Your Name?" uncovers the girls' true AOL instant messenger screen names.
Thanks to Morgan Spatola for the name generator, and check out the podcast "Alabaster's Haberdashery" for madcap, nonsequitur fun.
Shine brightly, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking neon lights! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those flashy bulbs. Do they point to all of the coolest places, or do they buzz worse than a hive of bees? Plus, "One Saturday Afternoon" dips into our imagination to visit Barney the Dinosaur!
Melt your butter, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking popcorn! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of this salty snack. Is it a versatile, handy treat, or is it messy and unfulfilling? Plus, "What's Your Name?" dances up on the Shelley Gang with some DJ names.
Wish Shelley a very happy birthday! July 22nd is an official Shelley Gang holiday!
Thanks to George Diaz for the name generator, and check out PodiconGo.com for family-friendly podcasts of all kinds!
We swear we already had this episode planned, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Realistic Cakes! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those tasty tricksters. Are they a good way to get revenge on your enemies, or do they make people distrustful of the living world? Plus, "What's Your Name?" dives into what the Girlos would do after leaving New York.
Thanks to "The Gigantic Adventures of Jeff and Simon" podcast for the topic submission! Check them out for family-friendly RPG fun!
Let's get gingham, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking picnics! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those outdoor eating bonanzas. Are they a placid way to eat a sandwich, or are they scenes for food voyeurs everywhere? Plus, "Kid Jokes" answers the question: what is an annoying sushi manager, anyway?
Thanks to Corbin Miller for the topic submission, and check out Cubones & Catacombs for Pokemon RPG fun times!
Rise and shine, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking 6 A.M.! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of that early morning time. Is is a great way to link arms with your ancestors, or is it a prescription for chilly bones? Plus, "Superlatives" hands out summer awards to the Chatfield sisters.
Thanks to Anne Sinclair for the topic submission, and check out Captain Ryan Stories for children's audio adventure stories.
Hold hands, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking P.D.A. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those public displays of affection. Are they a reminder that love is magical, or are they a good way to open yourself up for constructive criticism from strangers? Plus, "Rando Chando" wonders if there is such a thing as a helicopter with a mini fridge inside.
Check out Paudeville for a family-friendly variety show podcast that will bust your guts with giggles!
Bring your piggy bank, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Dollar Stores! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those thrifty emporiums. Are they a good place for a kid's shopping spree, or are they full of unknowable junk? Plus, "What's Your Name?" shows off a Quarantine Superhero name generator.
Thanks to Trevor Bird for the topic submission and check out PodiconGo.com for family-friendly podcasts!
Break through your chrysalis, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking butterflies! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those fluttery friends. Do they inspire plants to grow, or are they easily crushed and gross? Plus, "One Saturday Afternoon" marks the return of "Hercules: The Incredible Journeys." Fly to inspire the world, Shelley Gang!
Whip your frosting, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking cinnamon rolls! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those sugary dreamboats. Are cinnamon rolls tasty in your mouth and in the process, or are they a gateway drug to the cinnamon challenge? Plus, "Million Dollar Ideas" gives Scented Oreos a lift.
Thanks to George Diaz for the topic submission, and check out the latest episode of Alabaster's Haberdashery for some toot-based jokes!
Lighters up, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking scented candles! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those waxy smell bombs. Are they a neutral-to-good gift, or are they a major fire hazard? Plus, a Pokemon-themed "Million Dollar Idea" segment keeps everyone in Kanto safe.
Thanks to Sam the Teen for the topic, and check out Kid Cryptid for family-friendly creature stories!
Don't forget extra napkins, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking food trucks! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie make jokes about the pros & cons of those mobile munchies. Are they domesticated to be together, or are they a front for multicultural mobs? Plus, a Mother's Day edition of "Peanut Butter & Shelley" reveals one of Mama Chatfield's favorite dessert recipes.
Thanks to Our Fan Paul for the topic suggestion, and don't forget to find family-friendly podcast content at PodiconGo.com!
Grab your racquets and mallets, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking lawn games! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and returning sister Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those chill outdoor activities. Are they the classy way to be outside, or are they a scary way to scrape your knee? Also, "Holly Goes Outside" runs into a weeding-themed snag.
Snap in, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking phone cases! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of this protective gear. Are phone cases the antidote to your butterfingers, or are they holding you back from phone high jinks? Plus, the Five Love Languages get assigned to the Girlos in "Five Girls Corner."
Thanks to Joe Connelly for the topic submission. Also, check out "Brits on Bikes" for all of your RPG podcast needs.
Sniff the air, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Grilling and Chilling! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of that outdoor feasting. Is it a fun and filling time with friends, or is it really just confused with Dairy Queen? Plus, the Chatfield girls get assigned to be one of the five senses in "Five Girls Corner."
Thanks to Jordan Reed for the topic submission!
Cut up some fruit, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Edible Arrangements! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those tasty gifts. Are they a yummy way to say you're thinking about someone, or are they an imposition on a non-hungry person? Plus, "Who's Your Celebrity Quarantine Buddy?" lets the girls choose who they'd add to their inner sanctum (spoiler: someone chooses Jack Black).
Thanks to Trevor Bird for the topic suggestion!
Zoom in, Shelley Gang— the Girlos are talking video chatting! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of audio/visual calls. Are they a grand way to see the people you love all over the world, or are they secretly letting everyone know your business? Plus, "Peanut Butter & Shelley" returns with some good pantry recipes for your sweet tooth AND your savory tooth.
Thanks to Bryan Ellis for the topic submission, and check out Brits on Bikes for all of your RPG audio needs!
It's bubble time, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking bar soap! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of that slippery stuff. Is it good for getting squeaky clean, or is it better for using to draw on bathroom walls? Plus, "What's Your Name?" has a Bath & Body Works scent generator for feeling so fresh and so clean!
Thanks to Alicia Cutts for the topic submission, and please check out PodCube for all of your future-past audio needs.
Set your stingers to stun, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking bees! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie suggest some options for the best bee in pop culture. Is the list kind of short, or are you swarmed with ideas? Does Bumblebee the Transformer count? Plus, "Holly Goes Outside" has a special wildlife report.
Thanks to Ellen Weatherford for the topic suggestion!
Beware Mercury's retrograde, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking zodiac signs! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those mystical star signs. Are they good for fun conversation, or are they pigeonholing you into oblivion? Plus, "What's Your Name?" gives the sisters their bespoke Southern phrases. Bless their hearts!
Scrub up, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking baths! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of baths. Are they relaxing, warm wetness, or are they places where babies get crazy? Plus, "Million Dollar Ideas" provides two capital ideas that need capital!
Thanks to Alex Murray for the topic submission, and thanks as always to the PodiconGo Network of family-friendly podcasts for the whole gang.
Get in the barnyard, Shelley Gang—it's goat cheese time! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of this funky fromage. Is it creamy and easy to digest, or is it seriously the worst topic we have ever done on this podcast? Plus, "Holly Goes Outside" becomes a field report segment from Holly's most harrowing location.
Thanks to Mason from the iDunnoRadio podcast for the topic submission, and check out Captain Ryan Stories for family-friendly content!
Plug in, Shelley Gang—it's time to talk about artificial intelligence. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of A.I. Is it a sign of humanity's progression toward a brighter tomorrow, or is it real freaky? And how many Haleys Joels Osments does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Thanks to Alabaster's Haberdashery for the topic suggestion. Also, check out The Elderberry Tales for inspirational and kid-friendly stories!
Soothe yourself with a babbling brook, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking noise machines! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those relaxing sound boxes. Are they great for fussy babies of all ages, or are they a high-tech answer to a low-tech problem? Plus, "Holly's Book Club" comes back to chat about "A Walk to Remember."
Also, there is bonus "The A-Team" content here that you'll really love. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Make some sandwiches, Shelley Gang—it's time to talk mayonnaise! Holly, Shelley, Julie, Kellie, and mom Joelle talk about the pros and cons of that ubiquitous ingredient. Does it add deliciousness to everything, or is it not even the fifth-most delicious white condiment? Glop it up with the Girlos! Plus, more "Unanswerable Questions" for your nerves.
Stretch up high, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking wallpaper! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of everyone's favorite wall covering. Is it meant to be drawn on, or is it put on with the nastiest goo in the world? Plus, "Unanswerable Questions" puts forth a few of life's mysteries for a silly review. Get to lining up those seams, Gang!
Get charged up, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are doing a lightning round! Holly and Shelley briefly discuss a variety of topics suggested by you, the Shelley Gang! Get Shelley's short opinions on the ideas listed below!
*Topics: Noises in general, Go-gurt, Knowing the alphabet, Shoes with laces vs. shoes with velcro, Down (as in comforters), Eye patches, The Clapper, Pepto Bismal, Movies starting with the letter B, Log cabins, Place names, Bogs, Off-brand ketchup, Beards, Cheesecake, Calling people who aren't your parents "Mom" or "Dad," Robots, Clapping when the plane lands.
(Thanks to Jordan and Lindsey Reed, Corbin Miller, Alex Murray, the PodiconGo Network, the Alabaster's Haberdashery podcast, Ashley from the Abandoned Carousel, Katie Goodfellow, Tony Vasinda, Erin Badger, Ben Ellis, George Diaz, and Ruthanne Corthell)
Snuggle up, Shelley Gang—it's slippers time! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those cozy house shoes. Are they saving you from AOFFS (Adult Onset Fish-Foot Syndrome) or are they keeping you from climbing every mountain? Plus, "What Does it All Mean?" dissects Julie's yacht/omelette dream!
Shelley Gang, welcome to 2020: The Year of the Submission. The first topic submission of the year is Crystals (thanks, Lindsey Reed)! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those rare and not-so-rare crystalline structures. Are they precious and special, or are they fragile and real dumb? Plus, "What's Your Name?" tells the Girlos what their summer holiday nicknames are, just to get them through the doldrums of winter. Submit to us!
Alright, alright, alright Shelley Gang—the Chatfield Girls are talking bongos! Holly, Shelley, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those portable drums. Are they a wonderful way for anyone to start drumming, or are they actually conga drums? Plus, "Five Girls Corner" returns to hang out with Archie & Friends!
Hitch up your pants, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking about suspenders. Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of this snappable accessory. Are they gravity-defying necessities, or are they for dorks and nerds? Plus, "Kid Jokes" returns with some of their own snaps. How seasonal!
Yule your tide, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking about egg nog! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of that delicious holiday drink. Is it an incredibly thicc delight, or an untrustworthy drink that could be hiding poison/alcohol/cayenne pepper? Plus, "Holly's Book Club" spitefully returns to talk about mob mentality in "Lord of the Flies."
Gather 'round the bright pink tree, Shelley Gang—the Girlos talked about artificial christmas trees! Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those fake holiday trees. Are they a way for the rainbow fans to express themselves, or are they an abomination to the mighty fir? Happy holidays to the Shelley Gang!
Practice your dog whispering, Shelley Gang-- the Girlos are talking about doggie costumes! Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of doggie costumes. Will your pets love the way they look, or are they just dying to wear their birthday suits? Plus, "What's Your Name" makes a Thanksgiving return!
Check your sweater closet, Shelley Gang— the Girlos are talking turtlenecks! Holly, Shelley, and Julie are discussing the pros and cons of those high-necked sweaters. Are they warm & cozy, or are they stifling neck corsets? Plus, "Rando Chando" returns to talk about the pharmaceutical side effect of Itchy Blood.
Get to sparkling, Shelley Gang— the Girlos are talking about glitter! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of glitter. Is it a constant reminder of a fun past, or is it something that your children add to their oatmeal? Plus, "Five Girls Corner" returns with a deep dive into the Teen Titans Go!
Pack your pickaxes, Shelley Gang–we're diving into caves! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of caves. Are they treasure chests of wonder, or are they just slippery bat traps? Plus, "Five Girls Corner" returns with a delicious Thanksgiving bent!
Get out your notepads, Shelley Gang—it's time to take notes on murder mysteries! Julie makes her triumphant return to the podcast (along with Holly and Shelley) to discuss the pros and cons of Whodunnit shindigs. The Girlos also make new Halloween resolutions, as well as have a civilized book club about "Ethan Frome." Stay frosty, y'all!
Yo-ho-ho, Shelley Gang— it's pirate time! Lucy (Holly's daughter), Shelley, Ruby (Julie's daughter), and Theo (Julie's son) all discuss the pros and cons of those sea-loving bilge rats. Do they have the coolest catchphrases ever, or are they just uneducated and misunderstood? Hop aboard, or else ye be walking the plank!
Buckle your seat belts, Shelley Gang— the Girlos are driving into road trips! Holly, Shelley, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of road trips. Are they a great way to throw money around gas stations and fast food restaurants, or are they just better off being called Pavement Safaris? Plus, "Kid Jokes" features some cousin jokes about the newest Chatfield Girlo!
Dust off your ferns, Shelley Gang—there's some special guests here! Jack (Holly's 10-year-old son), Jett (Shelley's 10-year-old son), and Shelley discuss the pros and cons of fake plants. Are they good for your next lunar landing, or are they keeping the plastic-eating bugs at bay? Plus, find out everyone's Halloween costumes in the segment "What's Your Name."
Tighten those black belts, Shelley Gang— the Girlos are talking karate! With their special Mom/guest Joelle Chatfield, Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of Karate. Martial Arts are artful, but are they capital-F Fashion? Plus, Shelley gives a warm Fall recipe in "Peanut Butter & Shelley."
Get your gurgle muscles ready, Shelley Gang— the Girlos do a deep-dive on mouthwash. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of the swishiest liquid on the market. Does mouthwash burn so good, or is it a daily spa treatment for your useless teeth? Also, Kid Jokes returns with some experimental child comedy. Let's get fresh, Gang!
Break open your piggy bank, Shelley Gang— the Girlos are talking bake sales! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of the most delicious of all sales. Are they part of passing on the entrepreneurial spirit to the next generation, or are they a devilish temptation for diabetics everywhere? Plus, "Kid Jokes" has a riddle that will stump you in the forest!
Dog-ear your page, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking about book clubs! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of getting together to talk about books (and eat snacks!). Holly has a mental breakdown about not being able to read minds, and Julie returns to the ol' chestnut of impressing her friends. Plus, "Rando Chando" introduces the idea of a new Klingon word!
We are centenarians, Shelley Gang— we've hit 100 episodes! And because of that, each Chatfield Girlo has chosen the Best Thing That is 100 for this episode. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie have chosen between things in pop culture, pop trivia, and pop goes the weasel. Only one of those is a joke. Thanks for hanging out with us, Shelley Gang, and here's to 100 more (where we will probably do Best 200)!
Roll up to the toppings bar, Shelley Gang—it's time to talk about personal pizza! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of personal pizzas. Are they for adventurous gluttons or are they an affront to the family-style nature of Italian food? Plus, "What's Your Name?" tells the Girlos their Supervillain names.
Get your decision-making pants on, Shelley Gang— we're playing truth or dare! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of Truth or Dare. Are you going to answer a question about how long you spend in the bathroom, or will you do a dare that involves saying hello to a stranger at Disneyland? Plus, Holly discusses being a Creativity Dictator in her dreams during "What Does it All Mean?"
Put away your pillows, Shelley Gang—we are pulling an all-nighter! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of all-nighters. Are they perfect for all ages or a finely-tuned form of torture? Plus, another Rando Chando pits bucket thrusts against feedback buckets. Also, as always: Thank you, Parker Lovett.
We left you a voicemail, Shelley Gang— we love you a lot, but we needed a week of summer break. We composed a special song for you in the meantime. See you next week!
Don't get blown away, Shelley Gang, your favorite girlos are talking about wind chimes! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those magical chimes. Are they ethereal and relaxing, or are the emotionally unreliable like a father who has "gone out for some milk"? Plus, Julie brings a Million Dollar Idea that has to do with dinosaurs, meat pies, and a huge vat of boiling oil.
Call up Will Shortz, Shelley Gang—it's time to talk Crossword Puzzles! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of everyone's favorite word game. Are they also mind games, or are they simply a pathway to the cure for dog dementia? Plus, Rando Chando makes a glorious return—what silly lists has Julie compiled especially for Shelley's birthday?
Shelley Gang, we ardently admire and love you—so check your toilets for love letters! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and special guest KT from the For Your Reference podcast discuss the pros and cons of love letters. Are they perfume-soaked, or are they weapons to be used against you? Also, the "What's Your Name?" segment tells the girlos what their Self-Help book titles are.
Check out KT's podcast with her husband Oti at their Twitter and Instagram accounts!
The Girlos took Independence day off, so Holly, Shelley, and Julie brought three episode suggestions that you should check out while they're away. Hope the Shelley Gang whooped it up on America's birthday (even the international Gang!).
Shelley suggests: Episode 71: Caricature Drawings
Julie suggests: Episode 88: Potlucks
Holly suggests: Episode 82: Parades
Look under your seats, Shelley Gang—Red Vines for everyone! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of licorice. Is it the sneakiest candy in the land, or are Amahl and the Night Visitors the official sponsors of that delicious candy? And who wins in the bitter rivalry between Red Vines and Twizzlers? Plus, Holly releases her dis track in the new segment "A Musicale Selection."
Saddle up, Shelley Gang, and hit the open trails with your favorite Girlos, plus a very special Guest Girlo! Kate Harlow, of the Bike Brigade podcast, is joining the Chatfields to discuss the pros and cons of horseback riding. Kate classes up the joint with her horse-adjacent ways, plus Shelley reveals that she is Pro-flies! Also, "Kid Jokes" makes its triumphant return to the podcast.
Find Kate on social media at @ArgonKitten and find her podcast at @Kids_Bikes
Pull out your denim vests, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking enamel pins! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those pokey little pins. And Shelley is shy about sharing what they're actually made of: baby teeth! Plus, Julie gets one of her pregnancy dreams analyzed in "What Does It All Mean," featuring Tony Hale and Steve Carell!
Choose your flavors, Shelley Gang—it's Sno-Cone time! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of Sno-Cones. Are they sweetie-fruity-sweet-sweet or would you rather go for something less sticky? And your girlos battle it out, summertime edition, in the latest "What's Your Name?" for the Adventure Title Generator.
If you're reading this, you're too close, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking bumper stickers! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie are discussing the pros and cons of bumper stickers. Do they take away the mystery of driving or are they inspiring drivers to work hard like an honor student?
Plus, the winner of the Annual Animated Food Awards is announced! Shelley wishes everyone could win, but only one entry was selected as the most delicious-looking drawn food of all time!
Grab a heaping helping of your favorite Girlos, featuring Sister Guestpert Lindsey Reed of Spooky Spouses! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Lindsey discuss the pros and cons of potlucks—are they all Fear Factoresque or do people really die of hunger while waiting in line? Plus, the Annual Animated Food Awards enters their second and final week. Get your submissions in at all Shelley Has Opinions social media accounts—now, you will win a bacon trophy AND a gift card for your delicious food!
Wake up really early on the weekend, Shelley Gang—it's time to hit the yard sales! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of yard sales (or garage sales or rummage sales). Who is the best at yard sales (Indiana Jones, duh) and who would be the worst haggler (Shelley, obvs)? Plus, the girlos announce the first annual Animated Food Awards—submit your favorite animated/illustrated food and you could win the delightful bacon statue in this episode's photo. You have two weeks to send in a smorgasbord of delicious drawings!
Strap on your five-point harness, Shelley Gang—it's time to talk go-karts. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of these miniature cars. How fast do they really go, and what is the percentage of a fiery crash to your doom (Shelley says it's very high). Plus, "One Saturday Afternoon" delves into the movie "The Little Rascals."
Plug your nose, Shelley Gang, and jump into this discussion about natural hot springs! Holly, Shelley, and Julie talk about the pros and cons of natural hot springs, as well as the superhuman power Julie has to not smell sulfur. Holly reveals what she's 20% afraid of, and Shelley accidentally reveals her opinion in the first 30 seconds of knowing the topic. Plus, "What's Your Name" returns with a Spongebob Squarepants name generator.
Here's your bibs, Shelley Gang, and dive into the tasty episode about eating contests. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of the most delicious way to win a trophy. Is it better to be dominate in the most human activity or to find hot dogs in all the wrong places on an x-ray? Plus, the Girlos choose their Celebrity Nieces!
Hope you have fire insurance, Shelley Gang, because the Girlos are talking about dragons! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of dragons—"Game of Thrones," "Mulan," "My Little Pony," and our best boy Smaug. All the dragons have assembled to create the image that Big Dragon wants you to see! Plus, the Chatfield Girls discuss who they want as their Celebrity Nephew.
Show Notes:
Good Mythical Morning— Human Marshmallow Peep Challenge
Pete's Dragon Makes Everyone Cry
Get ready to wave and clap along to the marching band, Shelley Gang, because the Chatfield girls are talking about parades! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of big and small parades. Plus, a new segment wonders what the Easter bunny could leave you that would make you "Hoppin' Mad."
What do people do in their quiet moments when they think no one's looking, Shelley Gang? The Chatfield girls will find out, because they talk about the art of people watching. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of observing crowds. Plus, the girlos discover what they will be bringing to a Midwestern potluck in another edition of "What's Your Name?"
The girlos welcome Honorary Chatfields Lucy Flanagan and Theo Miller to the podcast to discuss the pros and cons of grape jelly. Shelley gives an example of putting five inches of grape jelly on a sandwich, and Lucy and Theo are shocked by some of Shelley's grape jelly recipes. Spread some of this mini-episode on your next PB&J!
Get your hands dirty, Shelley Gang, and join your favorite Girlos in talking about sand sculptures! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of these sandy creations, plus they make a perfect plan for beach bullies to defeat the nerds once and for all. Also, another round of "Rando Chando."
No need to find a belt, Shelley Gang— the Chatfield Girls are talking about overalls. Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of everyone's favorite pants-with-straps. Even shy Shelley has some experience with the all-enveloping comfort of overalls, but what if there was a tearaway option for Julie's maternity wear? Plus, the new segment "Interior Descience" introduces a new industry to the world of home decor.
Dial up GrubHub, Postmates, or even your local pizzeria to get this piping-hot episode of your favorite Chatfield Girls. Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of Food Delivery Services and make themselves really hungry. Plus, Shelley gives some St. Patrick's Day food tips in the latest "Peanut Butter & Shelley."
Special thanks to Colin Parker (@colinmparker) for the topic idea! Email your topic ideas to shelleyhasopinions@gmail.com
Put on your hard hats and pick up your paint brushes, Shelley Gang, because the Girlos are deep-diving into the world of HGTV/DIY shows. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of every dentist waiting room's favorite television, plus they decide who the most famous DIY Bobs are (hint: Ross and Vila). There is also a special "What's Your Name?" crossover event with the Spooky Spouses podcast, as the Chatfield Girls find out their Rat Boat names.
Bring your Sharpie pens, Shelley Gang, and get the autographs of your favorite Chatfield Girlos! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie talk about the pros and cons about autographs—are they bad for the environment, or are they fun to collect as tattoos on your body? Plus, Holly brings a Romance Novel Title name generator to "What's Your Name?" Here's a preview: The Wicked Italian's Virginal Bride.
Stick your hands into this gloppy episode, Shelley Gang, because the Chatfield Girls are talking about slime! Holly, Shelley, and Julie are talking the pros and cons of the hit toy of 2018, as well as the grandchild of Gak. Is slime a good replacement for carpeting? Can the Shelley Gang all agree that every awards show needs to have a slime element? Plus, "One Saturday Afternoon" features a throwback to Xena: Warrior Princess!
Out of every superhero in the world, who would make the best principal? Only Shelley can decide. Holly, Julie, and Carlie give some great superhero options, as well as one magnificent supervillain option (love you, Dr. Horrible!). Listen in, Shelley Gang, and learn about the fine print in school contracts. Plus, stay tuned for a very special "One of These Things is Just Like the Other," because Julie reveals something to her sisters that is sincerely going to change the course of Chatfield history.
Get groovy, Shelley Gang, because it's time to talk about lava lamps. What is a lava lamp, you say? Shelley says, "It's like a piece of decor that... is, like, a tunnel of... of liquid good with other, different-colored liquid goo inside. And when you turn it on, the second color of liquid goo, like, floats around in cool designs." Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie talk about the pros and cons of lava lamps. Plus, "What's Your Name" provides a royal name generator!
The Shelley Gang's collective heart is comically big in this group caricature that the Chatfield Girls commissioned. What is a caricature, you ask? Shelley says, "People who draw pictures of you, but they make it a character... so they, like, exaggerate some part of you." And she hit the nail on the extremely big head. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie go over the pros and cons of caricatures. Plus, another Rando Chando for your nerves!
Let's get analog, Shelley Gang—typewriters are on their way! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie talk about the pros and cons of typewriters. You know, typewriters? Shelley defines them as, "When I think of a typewriter, it's the kind that's...like...kind of looks like an old-timey cash register...kinda stands up in the back... and then the keyboard in the front... and you put the paper in... and there's the, like, kwish kwish kwish that puts the paper in. And then you type away, and then you take it out... and then put another paper in." Imagine that in Tom Hanks' voice, though.
A day late and a girlo short, Shelley Gang. The Chatfield Girls are without a sister expert as they traverse the ins and outs of Rainbow Hair. Shelley termed rainbow hair as, "You have hair on your body, but usually this procedure is only done to the hair on your head. And, uh, you get it all dyed beautiful, rainbow-y colors... maybe not the traditional six rainbow colors, um, but some sort of varied/many colors." And she's right! Plus, the segment "Million Dollar Ideas" has two ideas that'll knock your nasty boots off!
The Shelley Gang is going to chomp on the dispensable candies of wisdom that the Chatfield Girls shared about PEZ. Shelley described it as, "It's a little thing that is a mix of toy and dispenser. It's got usually maybe a cute character or fun something on the outside, and when you open its mouth and/or neck, it gives you a little candy you can eat. And the candies are many flavors... but one flavor at a time." Plus, there is a visit to Shelley's dreamscape in the segment "Shelley Had a Dream," and the girlos gape in awe at its oddness.
Gather 'round the Christmas hearth, Shelley Gang, as Shelley describes what a Christmas song is: "A song is a music, and a Christmas song is one of those musical pieces made for the Christmas season (which can last anywhere from September to February. [Let's just say. We'll be generous.])." Holly, Shelley, Julie, Carlie, and Kellie record in the same room and talk about their favorite Christmas songs!
Songs featured:
"Hallelujah Chorus" performed by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
"White Christmas" performed by Bing Crosby
"Merry Christmas, Darling" performed by The Carpenters
"Little Drummer Boy" performed by The Jackson 5
"Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time" performed by Paul McCartney
"My Favorite Things" performed by Andy Williams
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
"Santa Baby" performed by Eartha Kitt
"I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day" performed by Frank Sinatra
"It's a Marshmallow World in the Winter" performed by Dean Martin
"Jingle Bell Rock" performed by Bobby Helms
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" performed by The Jackson 5
"Underneath the Tree" performed by Kelly Clarkson
"Jingle Jingle Jingle"
"Christmas Won't Be the Same This Year" by The Jackson 5
Grab your canvas tote—the Shelley Gang is headed to the farmers' market! The Girlos talk about the pros and cons of shopping for vegetables under the big, beautiful sky. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss Amish baked goods, big corporations having booths amidst the small businesses, and a lot of talk about essential oils. Plus, a stunning round of "Five Girls Corner" caps off this very silly episode.
Prepare for a very special episode, Shelley Gang: Holly sat down to interview Shelley on her opinion about Shelley Has Opinions. There are a few questions that Holly had been wondering, such as "Does Shelley want to know the topics ahead of time?" and "Can we change the name of the podcast to the 'Chatfield Girls Fun Hour'?" Shelley gives a controversial take on "This American Life," as well as on her newfound fame. Dive into the Shelley pool, gang—the water's fine!
Here we come apodcasting, among the Gang so Shelley! The Chatfield Girlos get into the Pros and Cons of the classic tradition of caroling. Just how awkward is it to sing songs on people's porches—where do you look, who gets to activate the jingle bells, and why is there no stage? Plus, Julie confounds everyone once again with the segment "One of These Things is Just Like the Other." Now, give us some figgy pudding!
Roll up your sleeves, Shelley Gang, because we need all hands on deck to harvest the ripe opinions on this episode. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie chat about the pros and cons of U-Pick Fruit Farms— is the majestic delight of the outdoors worth the lack of a Farmerology degree? Can a two-year-old keep from eating the fruit right off the vine? And, most importantly: where live farms? Plus, "Peanut Butter and Shelley" teaches the Shelley Gang what to do with Thanksgiving leftovers.
Grab a big plate, Shelley Gang, and get a heapin' helping of the Chatfield Girls. Your favorite girlos talk about the pros and cons of buffets, none of which include a pet food buffet. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie giggle at the thought of Holly being a woman of means, and everyone gets to use the soft-serve ice cream machine at the end. Plus, "What's Your Name?" brings a name generator for serious artists.
Kick back and relax, Shelley Gang! The Chatfield Sisters have talked about the pros and cons of recliners, and they want you to be as comfortable as possible. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie talk about pleather vs. upholstery, sitcom dads, and Lieutenant Worf's Enterprise-D recliner. Plus, the girlos chose their Celebrity Uncles!
Mr. and Mrs. Swamp Monster want to go out on a date, and they need someone to watch their precious little angel! The Chatfield Girls show up for an all-sister special to talk about which monster would be the most horrible to babysit—Shelley mentions an anti-Christ no one has ever heard of, and there's a whole lot of talk about "Hotel Transylvania 3." Plus, the Chatfield Sisters review their 2017 Halloween Resolutions and make some new ones for the upcoming year.
Haunted houses are composed of three things: Disneyland, Pokemon, and Bear Beans. The Chatfield Girls give the pros and cons of haunted houses, and they also imagine a scary movie where The Rock chases a dove around a haunted house. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie don't get too spooked, but maybe you will! Also, "Five Girls Corner" assigns each Chatfield girl to a member of the Scooby-Doo Gang.
It's time for fall to bring its bounty to the Shelley Gang, and that means it's time to get lost all up in a corn maze! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie are all ears as they make a series of left and right turns through the ideology of corn mazes. Are they scary? Are they silly? Is it still a corn maze if it has all of your greatest fears behind every corner? Also, "What's Your Name?" returns with a name generator about The Chatfield Girls' upcoming Young Adult novels.
The Chatfield Girls are all fists as they talk about the playground favorite Tetherball. Holly, Shelley, and Julie talk about the origins (9th century heads-on-sticks? Maypoles?) and what a Gentleman's Game of Tetherball looks like, as well as naming the hometown tetherball heroes (paging Daniel Ulmer, Jeff Moss, and Bobby Wilson). The girlos get presidential by referencing Woodrow Wilson and Chester A. Arthur, and they discuss which metal makes the best fists. Plus, Julie introduces "You Could Pay Me," a segment where the girls reveal the weird body tricks they wish they could monetize.
Fold yourself into the ancient art of listening to the Chatfield Girls talking about origami. There is some lascivious talk of tongue origami, as well as an in-depth discussion about a Girlo Prank that Julie did on a boy in high school involving origami (you're on blast, Martin Terrazas!). Ramp up your "foine" motor skills and get your ears on this episode! Plus, Shelley brings a bite of fall by presenting a recipe for pumpkin chocolate chip cookies in "Peanut Butter and Shelley."
Peace and love, groovy babies. The Chatfield Girls are coming at Tie Dye with a newfound respect for the multi-colored artform. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie are digging deep, ya dig? Also, the segment "Good Thing, Bad Thing" reveals that Kellie works in a spatoon factory doing quality assurance. Tie Dye has expanded the girlos' minds, so let it expand yours!
(*Non-Alcoholic). That asterisk is so very important, Shelley Gang. The Chatfield Girls present their ideas of the best fun drink of all time, and things get wild. And there's not even alcohol involved! Holly, Shelley, Julie, Carlie, and Kellie discuss delightful tastes (chocolate milk, anyone?) and intriguing mascots (OHHH YEAH!), as well as get into the nitty gritty about adding bath water to a fun drink. Plus, "Who's Your Celebrity Grandma?" gets supersized as the girlos each choose a celebrity grandma power couple.
If you're looking for overacting and Tramp Talk, you've come to the right place. The Chatfield Girls are chatting about silent movies, and they only have two references: "Singin' in the Rain" and Charlie Chaplin. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss Holly's hearing loss, Shelley's TV friends, and Carlie's obsession with 1776. Plus, Julie introduces a new segment called "One of These Things is Just Like the Other."
A picture is worth a thousand words, so is a moving picture worth a thousand thousands? The Chatfield Girls discuss the pros and cons of using GIFs—Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie use words to discuss the glossy moving jpgs that are GIFs. Their hypnotic powers drive Holly to become a despot, and Julie decries the death of language. Plus, a new segment figures out "Who's Your Celebrity Grandpa?"
At the starting line, the Chatfield Girls size up the pros and cons of all things obstacle courses! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie consider if there's a backside of ropes, being the leading man/lady in your own life, and the possibility of a very cautious obstacle course. Also, "You Couldn't Pay Me" considers the price for everyday torture—what 5-digit number would Carlie need to be paid to watch "Brave" twice in a row? See you at the finish line!
Do you like activities that people do outdoors, but love the safety and security of walls? The Girlos have something for you, because they discuss the pros and cons of Indoor Outdoor Things. Making s'mores over a gas stove, cycling on a banked track, and skydiving in a tube are all Indoor Outdoor Things, but does Shelley like them? Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie go over it with a fine-toothed comb. Plus, another "What's Your Name" segment featuring a random job generator.
Who has time to read books these days? Not the Chatfield Girls! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie talk about the pros and cons of audiobooks. Cracker Barrel plays a key role in the discussion, as does the phrase "I ain't care." Plus, Julie presents a new segment called "First Impressions," where the girls say the first thing that comes to their mind when presented with topics (spoiler alert: Dr. Seuss and Shakespeare are more connected than you think).
Hang on to your hats and glasses, Shelley Gang, 'cause this here's the wildest ride at the carnival! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie (as well as the ghost of Kellie) talk about the late-summer magic of carnival rides. Which ride is the most romantic? Which ride will not spin around? Which ride inspired both of Walt Disney's hearts? Also, Shelley gives a controversial opinion about carnival foods. And finally, Shelley pulls a recipe for cinnamon sugar bread from thin air in the latest "Peanut Butter and Shelley."
The Chatfield Girls want to remember this episode forever, so they do a deep dive on the subject of souvenirs. Should they spend top dollar on souvenir yachts, or would a five-finger-discount refrigerator be better? Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie make some souvenir goofs. Shelley has a strong opinion, shockingly. And Holly talks about infomercials during the "One Saturday Afternoon" segment. Choose your Girlo refrigerator magnet and whisper your memories into it, Shelley Gang!
Climb in our trunk, Shelley Gang, and we will sneak you into the drive-in movie theater starring the Chatfield Girls! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie weigh the pros and cons of seeing movies under the stars. They guide the Shelley Gang through the best outlawed movie snacks and take turns having a random in-depth discussion on silly murders. But, mostly, they just try to get Shelley to say her opinion on these magnificent screens. Also, "What's Your Name?" makes a comeback with a name generator for Solar Eclipse Identities!
Turn out the chandelier and turn down the goose-down bedding, it's time to go Glamping with the Chatfield Girls! Holly, Shelley, and Kellie discuss whether tents have walls, how fancy hot dogs really are, and the true joy of showering. Plus, a "Kid Jokes" segment that makes a campaign promise about robbing banks! Gather 'round the campfire, Shelley Gang, it's time to get weird.
[Editor's Note: Near the end of the episode, Shelley's audio goes a little wonky. We tried to clean it up as much as humanly possible. Thanks for being understanding!]
Happy 1-year anniversary, Shelley Gang! All 5 Chatfield Girls are together to celebrate the occasion by talking about the pros and cons of clip shows—are they placeholders for worn-out sitcom writers or opportunities to revisit your favorite guest stars and montages? Shelley gets a chance to redeem herself, and the rest of the girls look back fondly on the last year. Plus, Shelley has prepared a special recipe in a unique "Peanut Butter & Shelley." Group hug, everyone!
Take it to the runway, Shelley Gang, because it's an All-Girlo special! All five Chatfield Girls get together to help Shelley decide what the most iconic dress in all of history is—do their suggestions make it easier or harder for poor Shelley? Plus, Five Girls Corner returns, with the girls assigning each other their own Sailor Moon character!
Kick back, relax, and let the Chatfield girls gently rock you to sleep in your hammock with their great goofs. Holly, Shelley, and Julie ponder what their worlds would be like if they made a full commitment to the hammock lifestyle. They chat about kerplunking babies, hot tub hammocks, and Shelley's sea sickness. Plus, Girlo Productions is born, and their first project is a modern remake of "Supermarket Sweep."
Salute your Roastmaster General! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie talk about the sweet and sour parts of roasts. The subject also turns toward the umami, as gravy becomes a huge topic of debate. Jump into your bread bowl spa treatment and turn up the guffaws with the Chatfield Girlos.
Get your sunscreen and festival attire, the Chatfield Girls are talking about outdoor concerts. Holly, Shelley, and Kellie discuss amphitheaters, music festivals, and bench etiquette. There is a Jungle 2 Jungle revelation, plus a PSA about cardiac health. If you're an acoustics enthusiast, get your ears on this episode of "Shelley Has Opinions"!
Strap on those skates, because the Chatfield Girls are taking you to the coolest (and darkest) place on wheels! Listen as the girls discuss the sights, sounds, and Cute Boys of the local roller rink. There is also a lot of talk about Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Like, a worrisome amount.
Plus, Julie brings us a new product for our segment Million-Dollar Idea!
Was last week's Geocaching too silly for you? The Chatfield Girls have got you covered, because this week, they really get into the pros and cons of Geocaching. They also explore the seedy underbelly of the Geocaching community—which Chatfield sister gets turned to the dark side?
Plus, a Lightning Round filled with Chatfield childhood memories!
WARNING: There's some rough audio in this one.
The zaniness of learning about Geocaching is only rivaled by the Chatfield Girls' worrisome inability to form any opinions. Luckily, Shelley is around to set them straight.
Everyone hop aboard—the Shelley Gang tour bike is heading toward adventure! Holly, Shelley, Carlie, and Kellie discuss the finer points of tandem bikes, bike saloons, and piano bikes. Does Shelley like whimsy, or will Holly's hatred of it finally engulf the whole world? Also, Holly analyzes one of Shelley's wacky dreams in "What Does It All Mean?"
Everyone better pedal, or else you're engaging in an abusive bike relationship!
"What Does It All Mean" Music: www.bensound.com
Snuggle up, Shelley Gang—it's time to stay up late, eat tons of snacks, and pull pranks. The Chatfield Girls talk about the best and worst parts about sleepovers, but will Shelley need to call her mom and go home early? Also, the girls talk about the movie "Sleepover" in great detail.
And Julie presents a new segment called "You Couldn't Pay Me," where she tortures her sisters to the point of tiers/tears.
The Chatfield Girls gab about the ancient memory-collecting art of scrapbooking. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the finer points of memory scraps vs. food scraps, the phrase "fiddly bits," and if being Rasputin is better than being Grand Vazier Jafar. Everyone squeeze in—this photo is definitely going into the Girlo Scrapbook!
The Chatfield girls are all experts this week, as Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the best places to visit in Southern California. Some of the choices are famous, some should be famous, and one is so shocking that Julie wants to punch someone! Plus, Shelley plays an Easter/April Fool's version of Lightning Round.
Whether it's bloodsport or exercise, kickboxing really riles up the Chatfield Girls. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie talk about the pros and cons of punching and kicking, as well as the realities of going professional. Plus, everyone's favorite segment "What's Your Name?" comes back with an 80s band name generator.
Bring your canvas totes and your rolling shopping carts, and check out the Chatfield Girls talking about avoiding cashiers at all costs! Holly, Shelley, and Julie compare notes on their shopping adventures and misadventures. Find out which Chatfield girl is an admitted thief, which sister actively boops, and what is The Australian Way to pay. Plus, the new segment "Superlatives" reveals some suprising sisterly love.
Show your Chatfield Girl spirit and listen to Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie talk about the high school phenomenon of letterman jackets. They wonder what a sleeveless version would look like, as well as how much money their parents would have spent if they'd purchased one for each Chatfield girl. In the Writer's Room segment, Holly pitches some idea for a new podcast for her loud-talking husband Caleb.
The Chatfield Girls were raised on girl power, and they are connoisseurs of the cinematic Girl Power genre. This All-Sister special (all 5 Chatfield girls for the price of 1!) shines a spotlight on each of the Chatfield girls' "Girl Power Theory," where the movie they each choose says what they think girl power really is. You'll get jokes about crying at movies, bowling at the olympics, and girl scout cookies.
Are you feeling a little sweaty? So are the Chatfield girls, as they discuss the pros and cons of saunas. Find out which country has the most sauna-crazy population, as well as which form of acting is the sweatiest. Holly, Shelley, and Julie wonder if the shy Shelley would be able to know all of the rules of being in a sauna. And finally, there is a Kid Joke segment that is so intricate, it took Shelley's full page of notes just to tell one joke. Get your schvitz on, Shelley Gang!
It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights. It's time to get the dinner party started with the Chatfield Girls and their favorite Muppets. Will Holly, Julie, and The Mom Joelle convince the shy Shelley that Stadtler and Waldorf really do have more fun? Your favorite girlos decipher who has A-1 scurrability, who makes the best dinner lookout, and which Muppet is the best kisser.
Also, Shelley shares an Olympic recipe in the segment "Peanut Butter and Shelley."
What does the shy Shelley think about studying the multitude of stars? Will Holly, Julie, and Carlie convince her that she is made of star stuff, or is she going to decide to shatter the glass ceiling of celestial science? Also, why won't the Chatfield Girls stop talking about farts?
These questions and more will be answered in this episode of "Shelley Has Opinions"; plus, the segment "What's Your Name?" returns with a Sherlock Holmes twist!
The Chatfield Girls welcome the original Chatfield girl, Joelle Chatfield—this interview asks the hard-hitting questions, like, "What are the worst trash-can words" and "Which Chatfield Girl was the most herself from the womb?" Also, there is a deep, actually meaningful discussion on the Art of Gushing. Listen in!
There are 5 Chatfield sisters in total, 4 Chatfield sisters on this episode, 3 Grammy Awards makeovers, 2 opinions about whether or not you should read the book before you see the movie, and 1 super-silly Shelley Had a Dream segment. Is the Shelley Gang ready to show their moral superiority and make their final ruling on reading the book INSIDE the movie theater?
Also, please please please send in a topic to hear Shelley's opinion on. Email them to ShelleyHasOpinions@gmail.com or contact us through our website at ShelleyHasOpinions.com!
Are the Shelley Gang's eyes bigger than their stomachs? Literally??? Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie delve into the murky waters of the Food Size industry. Their hard-hitting journalism includes oxymorons, burping, and the state fair conspiracy. J/K, we just make jokes about mini tacos and jumbo shrimp.
Also, Julie introduces the apropos segment "She Swallowed a What?!"
Sometimes, recording sessions just don't go smoothly. Here are some behind the scenes outtakes and silly bloopers from the "Airport Shops" episode. Find out the magic chant that brings Holly back to life, and also hear some choice stories about the Chatfield Girls' mom.
Shelley Gang, we had a technical meltdown today—the talk of tchochkes able to be purchased in airports overloaded Holly's computer, so some files were lost. Therefore, right in between Holly's points, you are going to hear the song "Alibi" from Producer Corbin's band Kitestring. And after that, you're also going to hear the word "tchockes" a lot. Like, a lot. Also, in the segment "What's Your Name," the girlos find out what their Goth Lyfe names are.
....Surprise! The Chatfield Girls have thrown the Shelley Gang a surprise party! There will be squatty pottys and barf buckets and walking alone at midnight, so it's exactly the type of party that the Shelley Gang was hoping for, right? Julie tries to convince Shelley that surprise parties are awesome, and Holly vehemently disagrees with everything that is discussed in this entire episode. Sister expert Kellie sets them all straight, and Shelley presents another Million-Dollar Idea. C'mon in for a grilled cheese (but not really a grilled cheese--it's all a ploy to get you into this surprise party!).
Ring in the new year with the Chatfield girls! See if your opinion matches Shelley's, as Holly and Julie inform her about all of the great and terrible things about staying up until midnight on New Year's Eve. Things get a little dicey when the topic of firework comes up, but just go with it. The girls also will inform you of all the latest trends for 2018, including New Year's Trick or Treating, Girl-o Open Eye Glasses, and Chatfield Sisters movies.
Jump in, Shelley Gang!
The Chatfield Sisters wish you a "Happy Holidays" as they try and get Shelley to commit to a 12-month lease to be roommates with the Christmas movie character of her dreams. But, who is the perfect roommate? Is it a classic like Santa Claus (and will you have to live with Mrs. Claus), or is it someone a little less ubiquitous like John McClane (make sure you have him put down his deposit)? The intro is long, but worth it if you're looking for more reasons to hate Holly. And Kid Jokes makes its glorious return, with a physics twist! Stay warm out there, Shelley Gang!
To paraphrase the greatest movie ever made, "Baby Mama": Let's talk about the ancient art of karaoke. The Chatfield Girls live that diva lifestyle and impress each other by weighing the pros and cons of everyone's favorite drunk pasttime. But, the Chatfield Girls don't drink--they're just hams. Or are they? Shelley will showcase her abilities to get laughs for days.
Beware: for the first time ever, two Chatfield sisters were recording in the same room, and the audio quality is rough.
The Chatfield Sisters dig deep into Shelley's psyche to find out what she really thinks about the cursed Impulse Buy section at her local grocery store. Will she agree with Holly that it's the perfect training ground for thieves, or will she lean towards Julie's argument that it's a torture chamber for parents of small children? Maybe she will side with Carlie, who tries to hypnotize Shelley during the whole episode.
Also, come play the Emilio Estevez game with the Chatfield girls. They need help remembering the rules, and they could really use your assistence.
The Chatfield Girls are at it again, trying to decipher just how quickly Shelley would faint if she got a real tattoo. To circumvent the nanosecond of pain she would feel, the idea of temporary tattoos is discussed. How much does a full-sleeve temporary tattoo cost? When will the alliteration tax be repealed? And how many temporary tattoos can Julie fit into her mouth? Shelley tells us all of these answers, and more!
Also, the "What's Your Name" segment is back, and this time, the Chatfield Sisters discover their old-fashioned names. Who is Kit Sullivan, and just how spunky is she? Which Chatfield sister becomes a professional neighbor? And exactly how does someone never read a horror story they have written?
What's up, Girl-Os! The Chatfield Sisters get together to talk about the shining jewel of TGIF, America's Funniest Videos! Julie tries to remind Shelley of the delightful 90s fashions and the many crotch hits of the classic TV show, and Holly argues that maybe the mean-spirited show ignored the people behind the camera. There is talk of the Chatfield Sisters merch store, as well as a surprising amount of talk about how Holly does not have a crotch. The girls introduce a new segment, based on the many delightful name generators floating around the internet, called "What's Your Name?"
And finally, the revelation about how far Julie would have gone to meet Bob Saget is revealed. Would she go "...for the red, white, and blue" or "the funny things you do"? America, America, this is you.
The five Chatfield Girls banded together to share their silliest Halloween traditions with the Shelley Gang. Join them as they make their 2017 Halloween resolutions, as well as hear Shelley's spooky Million Dollar Idea (featuring Shia Le Beouf!). Each sister will present Shelley with a different poltergeist—the one Shelley chooses will haunt even the bravest member of the Shelley Gang! Also, Holly produced this episode and has officially died and gone to heaven.
Watch out for that... DRIVE-THRU TREE! The Chatfield Girls get knee-deep in talking about roadside attractions and their attractiveness. Are you more of a spooky rubber duck person, or maybe you would pull over to visit the Serial Killers Ahoy exhibit? Shelley informs the audience about the road situations of Indonesia and other countries in the Pacific, and Julie tells the tale of the smartest dad at Dinosaur Storytime. Finally, The Chatfield Sisters Mount Rushmore is constructed, with the addition of the great lost American president: Wintson Churchill.
In the very first Bonus Pod, Holly gives a brief overview of her special Mother/Daughter trip to California. The review does not follow the typical Shelley Has Opinions pro/con outline, but it does illuminate Holly's newfound desire to silently be in places of higher learning. Plus, a shocking kiss twist is unveiled!
The Chatfield Sisters are Redlands Daily Facts famous, after their hometown newspaper wrote an article about them. Because of that, they couldn't be bothered to think of a topic that would appeal to the plebians. Holly, Julie, and Carlie try to get Shelley's opinion about room service, but in a new and interesting way: Holly gives extreme opinions on both the Yea and the Nay, and Julie offers lukewarm opinions on both sides. The Shelley Gang can learn about Julie's fear of new menu items, Carlie's #blessed hotel lifestyle, and Holly's fascination with their mom's chocolate milk opinions. Also, a new segment is born: The Emilio Estevez game.
The Chatfield Girls talk about their most controversial topic yet: should you eat the candy that you liked as a child? Holly and Kellie say yes, Julie says no—but what will Shelley say? The enthralling-from-start-to-finish conversation touches on classic Saturday morning cartoon commercials, Holly's thirst for craven cravings when she's pregnant, and Kellie's international candy preferences. We introduce a new podcast-within-a-podcast/intervention called "Julie Has Wack Opinions," as well as a new segment called "Tall Tales From Short Stacks."
Join us, if you're ready to dip your toe into the sugary, sticky topic of eating candy.
Have you ever watched a Zombie Run go by and thought, "Is that for me?" The Chatfield girls weren't sure if Shelley had, so they asked her. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the ins and outs of fun runs of all sorts: eating/puking races, brightly colored races, and even races where they give you a gorilla suit to wear. The answer about Shelley's opinion really comes down to her tolerance of whimsy—can she handle it?
Also, the Chatfield Girls discuss their Halloween costume ideas and Shelley schools the Shelley Gang on what it really means to waffle about a subject in her new segment, "The Gray Zone."
Join the fun and possibly even the run!
Are you a fan of remixes or are you more of an O.G.? The Chatfield Sisters bat around what a song remix is all about, and they argue about the excellence and artistry of what a remix can be. The girls uncover the origins of Kellie's childhood nicknames and the origins of their vocal impressions of their producer Corbin. Also, they investigate....
REMIX!
Yo, yo, yo, this is a change-up beyond compare. Kellie Coo on the mic, with the poofy hair. Shellikins, havin' opin's, killing the game. Holly loves nicknames, and it's a crying shame.
Julie does not get included in the remix rap, because she hates remixes.
Shelley is not in attendance for this episode, so we have deemed it a Shelley Gang exclusive!
Holly, Julie, Carlie, and Kellie put their heads together to come up with their favorite breakfast cereals, but do their choices match Shelley's predictions? We discuss the Lucky Charms shake at Burger King, whose nickname is "Smach," and why Shelley tattled on Holly more than any sibling has ever done before. Can any cereal get mentioned on one podcast as much as the Chatfield sisters mention Froot Loops? Finally, Carlie delivers a hard-hitting look at spittakes in the school choir.
Join the Chatfield Sisters as they try to figure out what would be the best exotic animal to have as their very own (Note: we don't condone actually owning exotic animals, but isn't it fun to dream?).
The intriguing talking points include throwing peacocks on top of dilapidated houses, Absurdist theatre and its hand motions, and architecture that allows for wall-sized Giant Anaconda tanks. A new segment is introduced, and a new jingle composer is born!
What animal does Shelley choose? Don't worry about it.
Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.
(Expertly-played xylophone music wafts through the air) The Chatfield Sisters remember a large swath of their childhood as they discuss the pros and cons of talent shows. ("Mmm-hmmm. Mmm-hmmm.") Holly recounts her top three moments from the movie "Dan in Real Life," Julie feels decades-long remorse about a thrift store coat, and Shelley finally gets to meet her lifelong hero, Usher Raymond IV. (Xylophone music still going strong) Put your best foot forward and join the talent show discussion—but beware of the Apollo theatre and its portrayal on a gargantuan television! ("Ohhhhh. Hmmm. Mmm-hmmm!")
Just between us, Shelley Gang: this episode has won Best in Show seventeen times.
Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.
There's no better way to end summer than to celebrate the sweatiest, smelliest, neonist indoor activity: Laser Tag! The pros and cons of this 90s staple are hashed out, especially the laser tag arena at Fiesta Village in Redlands, California—home of hot dogs that already taste like ketchup. Hunt down the truth mercilessly as Shelley reveals her true feelings on blazer tags...oh, I mean laser tag. And, also blazer tags. As well as regular laser tag.
Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.
Shhhhhh... "The Man" has been teaching you lies and the Chatfield sisters are here to set you straight. Shelley tells the world the conspiracy theories that keep her up at night, or was that Carlie who says that? The sisters discuss Sir Patrick Stewart's clandestine involvement in the summer's worst movie, Julie's continuing need to impress her friends, and Shelley's brand new cooking segment: Peanut Butter and Shelley. Join us this episode... if you aren't brainwashed by Snopes.com!
Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.
A spectral presence enters our lives, as Ghost Julie takes over the fourth Chatfield Sister spot to talk about the best emoji. Shelley reveals her inner age, as she uncovers her true opinions about emojis. Holly says over and over again how much she loves the color red. And Kellie's dogs tell jokes. This episode brought to you by Reese's products, Disney Emoji Blitz, and Squarespace.
Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.
Is magic real? Do mermaids (and mermen!) swim on couches all over the world? We get Shelley to admit how she feels about these As-Seen-on-TV blankets and how many mythical entities she believes in. Each Chatfield sister composes a unique birthday song for Shelley, and Holly accidentally reveals the reason for the Shelley Gang. Dive into this podcast with both fins!
Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.
Come with us on an emotional journey of discovery, as we piece together Shelley's opinion on 3D puzzles and Holly's low self-esteem in the face of 3D puzzles. The sisters discuss the distracting sounds of dormant volcanoes, the upcoming and impressive Thanksgiving centerpiece, and giving each Chatfield niece and nephew a 3D grave for Christmas. Also, each sister deals with an emotional rollercoaster throughout the episode--especially Shelley!
Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.
Out of infinite options, which dipping sauce will reign supreme? Shelley will fill us in, as we explore the worlds of foodie werewolves, buses driving through McDonald's, and the Australian three-sink-knobs system. Also, a McFlurry is not a dipping sauce.
Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.
Want to know more about why street performers are the world's foremost litterers? Are you wondering why large bubble-making isn't featured in arena tours? Shelley will tell you everything as we inquire about her opinion on street performers.
Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.
For the first episode, we thought we would start with an easy one: motorcycle sidecars. Join us as we reminisce about the orange cat who followed us home and the many, many dogs we would put into sidecars of all shapes and sizes.