Fearbaiting – Noise Space: Recent Episodes
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https://pinecast.com/listen/7712afdd-a7bd-43e7-8b52-52d72322f8d8.mp3Strap on your bidirectional GoPros, we’re doing some UrbEx in Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum! Come on down to one of CNN’s Top Seven Scariest Places In The World and join us as we talk about unexplained mythos, diagetic film construction, gaslighting your bros, and Some Severely Fucked Up Guys!
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Nichijou
Patlabor: The Movie & Patlabor 2: The Movie
https://pinecast.com/listen/98b15a0f-a71f-4b84-94d6-17e88ac7b2d0.mp3Come into our time machine, humble listener, as we travel back in time 101 years (in order to avoid talking about struck work) and peer into the murky depths of The Public Domain.… yes, that’s right, slap on that Chaplin toothbrush mustache and don’t adjust your volume dials, because this week your hosts watched a silent movie! “Nosferatu,” to be specific, the 1922 unofficial-yet-iconic adaptation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula!
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estatesales.net
Blowback (podcast)
https://pinecast.com/listen/824eb343-d764-406e-8d73-45e44fd48d1e.mp3Imagine being the Predator and thinking you’re sick as hell, landing in the Great Plains in the 1700s thinking you’re about to be the top dog, and then getting your stupid cheater space biotechnology pounded into the dirt by bows and arrows. This movie rules and the Predator is a punk-ass bitch.
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Young Team by Mogwai
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https://pinecast.com/listen/02eb6ab7-c912-48ca-98e7-d9e164315956.mp3You better watch your back, listeners, because we’ve got some dirt on the kind of activities you were up to around this time the year previous… or in other words… I Know What You Did Last Summer! Which, coincidentally, also happens to be the name of the film your hosts watched this week. Join us as we talk piercings, the best of the ’90s, CRABS!!, plot contrivances, and more!
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Yellow Submarine (1968) [film]
My Adventures With Superman
https://pinecast.com/listen/e01cc6de-f16c-42a5-ad62-e3ca303996bd.mp3It’s time to break out the aprons, ladies! This week, your hosts brave the quiet, idyllic landscape of east coast suburbia as we discuss The Stepford Wives (1975), the original adaptation of the 1972 Ira Levin novel of the same name. Come along with us as we talk about the gig economy, ’70s big naturals, Massholes, Men, and even better than all of that, Women.
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Shakespeare in Love
Jury Duty
https://pinecast.com/listen/49b255d1-cb08-43a5-aa49-16a654dbdba5.mp3We’re back in Cagetown this week as we sit down with Vampire’s Kiss and experience some brand new emotions that Nic brings to the table with his scenery devouring. We also talk the pleasures of adult life, I Think You Should Leave, and a change to the Fearbaiting formula!
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SLC Punk!
Black Monk Time by The Monks
https://pinecast.com/listen/0cb6beed-1622-4797-a528-760ff7e05051.mp3Move your dead bones, bones, bones, everyone, because this week your hosts are here to talk about the classic HP Lovecraft adaptation Re-Animator! Join us as we discuss landlords, eurobeat, pspspspsps, and t-boy swag!
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Wild at Heart
To See the Next Part of the Dream by Parannoul
https://pinecast.com/listen/f67134d7-0628-43ea-9b3e-f5e0a8331055.mp3[AIR HORN] [AIR HORN] [CHA-CHING] Fearbaiting is BACK, baby! After their year long… or more… hiatus, your hosts Sara and Blair return refreshed, rejuvenated, and ready to take on whatever the horror film industry has to offer! Which I guess is… M3GAN (2022), a horror-comedy send-up of Silicon Valley, AI, and, uh, childhood trauma, apparently. Join your intrepid hosts as they wade into the wild waters of Yassified Chucky, femcels, TikTok dances, and… wait… is that Brian Jordan Alvarez?
Hey there, listener, long time no see! How about a giant disembodied head? … Well, how about an episode about a giant disembodied head, then, with guest host Ziva (@lovessmallsong)? We’re talking about Mystics in Bali this week, an Indonesian horror movie and cult classic. RECOMMENDATIONS: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni kai Umineko no Naku […]
What if zombies were pets? And what if they could make your calves cramp? Erin is here to help us answer these questions and so many more that Fido raises! In addition to zombies, we also go long about Mortal Kombat, Flicka for boys, and experience a surreal school reunion! Intro music done by people […]
This week on the show we’ve brought on Ducky (@duckyaisha) to talk about Sinister (2012)! Topics include pre-divorce vibes, a police force of Redditors, perilous cycling, Midna Pixie Dream Girl, and MORE!! RECOMMENDATIONS: First Reformed Octavia Butler’s Xenogenesis ntro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work […]
Welcome to Sunday school, kids, it’s time to learn about Catholicism! Or, at least, a fun comic book version of it. Don’t worry, there’s no strange wafers that will leave a taste in your mouth for the rest of the service or any sort of communal goblets of wine or anything like that. No, no, […]
Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman if he were fucked up and Jokerfied! Well, no, more specifically, it’s a Fearbaiting episode about Brightburn (2019) with returning champion Morgan (@cursegoat). Join your hosts this week as they discuss Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s filmography, Nuclear Man, thematically relevant school lectures, the […]
Fearbaiting is back for the new year! We had Eliott (@kaibaliker) journey with us to the Gnome Hut, AKA 2020’s Come True! Join us as we do everything in our power to not talk about this godforsaken movie, and instead talk about goatse, our deadnames, how much you’d have to pay us for the knowledge […]
Ho Ho Ho! Merry…. December 27th! It’s time for our annual tradition… that is both starting and stopping this year… of reviewing the seventh installment into the Saw franchise… Saw 3D! Now, you might be saying to yourself… Fearbaiting, didn’t you already do an episode on Saw 3D? And to that we say… holy hell […]
Rev up your engines, folks! We’ve got a two-hour biker extravaganza with Roy (@bnuuy) as we cover 1999’s Murdercycle! We dive DEEP onto this strangely anti-CIA practical effects extravaganza from the turn of the century, and also talk about a few silly cars. RECOMMENDATIONS: Thirteen Ghosts Commissioning @punkieheart for crochet reasons Doing something you once […]
Welcome, listener, to 1-800-SCHLOCKTOBERWEEK4, dial 69420 NOW in order to enjoy an episode starring BLAIR and SARA and joined by lovely return guest JÁNOS (@janoskapuvari). After the tone, please select from one of the following topics: Steve Sinner, jockpilling, the youngest oldest man in the world, Boy George, deviled egg sandwiches, and MORE! RECOMMENDATIONS: Squid […]
Have you heard the good news? It’s Schlocktober week three! And this time around, we’ve invited Fearbaiting powerhouse Morgan (@cursegoat) back on again to help unpack Flatliners (2017)! Get on this hospital bed so we can stop your heart and bring you on a magical journey where we discuss Christian cinema, NOT the weather, autumn […]
No, it’s not that Q – Schlocktober continues with this jumbo sized spicy BIG episode on Q: The Winged Serpent with returning guest John (@FlourishCaster_)! We talked for a LONG while about Michael Moriarty and David Carradine’s Chrysler building escapades – enjoy!!! RECOMMENDATIONS: V/H/S/94 TrueAnon Hacking Your 3DS Intro and outro music provided by people […]
Come on in, spend the night, weary listener. Oh, my, you’re soaking wet! You’ll catch your death of cold… oh, what’s that? The large oak doors slamming suddenly behind you as soon as you stepped through the threshold? Don’t worry about any of that! Welcome to SCHLOCKTOBER MANOR!!!!! thunder lightning thunder lightning We’ve got a […]
Hoooooo boy! Do we ever have a doozy for you this week. Sara and Morgan (@cursegoat) bring poor old Blair on in for a jigsaw trap of his very own: Saw VI! Join us as we round off the gore- and crime-procedural-filled extravaganza of Sawptember and discuss topics such as the intricacies of satire, Dr. […]
Strap yourself into your rack trap, listeners, because we’ve got a doozy for y’all this week! Sawptember continues to lurch forward, and Sara and Morgan (@cursegoat) are lurching along side it as they dive into perfectly coherent and linearly-constructed Saw V! Join them as they discuss Solid Snake, the avengers of sex, flashbacks within flashbacks […]
Hello, listeners. We want to play a game with you. In your podcatcher you will find one nearly two hour long episode with Sara and Morgan (@cursegoat) back in the saddle again to shlep their confused, exhausted brains through the entirety of Saw IV, where they discuss lizard upkeep, Bonkus of the Klonkus, wax cassette […]
WEE-WOO WEE-WOO red alert!!! Red alert idiots!!! It’s time for freakin’ Sawptember!!!!!! Put on your complementary reverse bear trap and join Sara along with Morgan (@cursegoat) for the entire month of September to watch some of the horror movies of all time, the Saw franchise! We start off this hallowed month with Saw III, and, […]
In this final episode before we go deep on Sawptember and Schlocktober, friend Leah (@leah_unofficial) makes her podcasting debut as we talk about Princess Mononoke! We also talk about T4T protagonists, funny little guys with butts, and an exciting new sponsor opportunity! RECOMMENDATIONS: Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni We Know the Devil Intro music done […]
This week on Fearbaiting, we take a look at a movie that was daring enough to ask: what if the slasher sucked you dry? Returning guest Val (@flightcubb) is here to talk about Brendan Fraser’s turn as Indiana Jones in The Mummy!! We also talk about Rachel Weisz’s Y: The Last Man contract rider, putting […]
Wolves! Lions! Cicadas! Beasts of the Mr. and the LA variety! We’ve got all that and more on this weirdly-formatted episode about a movie that just completely slid off the hosts brains. We had Niamh (@nickelwolf) on to talk about Brotherhood of the Wolf, as we try to decipher what the French were doing in […]
Grab your tiny plasticine figurines, everyone, because this week Sara is joined by animator Nick (@nickrvern) to talk about Paranorman, and all the complicated emotions that come along with a film like that. Join us as we largely unpack its technical strengths and storytelling weak spots, as well as discuss gripping topics such as dump […]
This week, we bring Helga (@hindsightee) along with us to dive deep under the depths to see what horrors we can find under there… such as our movie this week, the Kristen Stewart vehicle Underwater! Come along with us as we taxonomize paradoxes, contemplate Slenderman, discuss gamer keyboards, and MORE!! RECOMMENDATIONS: Higurashi Hub gears on […]
There’s a lizard on the loose, and as such we had to bring in fellow lizard expert Su (@mossappreci8or) for Aberration! Come for the reptile talk, stay for the discussion of the true horror of this movie: having a shitty guy fall in love with you. RECOMMENDATIONS: Oddtaxi Interaction of Color by Josef Albers Chromatic […]
Ooohh, we’re a lil naughty, aren’t we? Dropping an episode with Ryan (@cursegoat) talking about Saw II three whole months before Sawptember? What a tasty little tease we are!! We’ve hidden a key behind your eyeball… and if you can dig it out in the next ninety seconds… you get to listen to us riff […]
This week, your host invites back Matt (@mattgcn) to ask the most important question ever posed in Fearbaiting history: what if you played calvinball with a fucked up guy? As a means of serious, peer reviewed research, we watched Psycho Goreman, a lovingly made schlock-homage that seeks to answer that very query. RECOMMENDATIONS: The “conception” […]
You heard about anime? We sure have! In addition to prolonged anime talks, we also find some time in this jumbo-sized episode to talk about Stoker! Returning guest János (@janoskapuvari) joins us as we ask the age old question: what if there was a sexual uncle? And what if he had awful vibes? RECOMMENDATIONS: Franchouchou […]
This week, we’ve been sucked into the gamer zone yet again alongside the hardened employees of Mystery Inc, as well as our very good friend Moose (@EmilyHammersley). Listen to what we have to say about null representation, nude podcasting, and hacking the matrix to give yourself some juicy cheeks! RECOMMENDATIONS: Becoming Horses Making a Pokesona […]
This week, Sara invites returning guest John (@FlourishCaster_) back on to talk metaphor, symbology, representation, and g_rld_ck as they discuss Brandon Cronenberg’s sophomore film Possessor. RECOMMENDATIONS: ALEXKANSAS To Your Eternity Theme music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who […]
This week, your host puts on her little deerstalker cap and brings guest Ryan (@cursegoat) along across the pond to watch… 1992 British… pseudo reality horror quasi mockumentary (???) Ghostwatch! Hence the Sherlock Holmes look, sort of, like he was more of a private detective than a investigative reporter but— look, the point is we’re […]
[New Kids on The Block’s “You Got It (The Right Stuff)” plays faintly in the background through the duration of the episode description] There’s not a joke here, I’ve just had that song stuck in my head for the entirety of the episode edit… but you know who else has the “Right Stuff”… Sara! Joined […]
Shhh!!!! Shut up and use headphones if you have ’em, because this week Jim from The Office is leading Sara and guest Joe (@thetallestjew) through a desolate wasteland where the gimmick… er… alien, or whatever… anyway, the point is you have to be quiet and listen to your hosts script doctor this novelty horror film, […]
We’ve gotten off the March Night Shyamalan train for this year, and now we’re taking a little vacation in Russia! This week, we had Helga (@hindsightee) on the show to talk about Viy! The USSR’s first horror film presents us with a menagerie of fucked up guys, and we couldn’t be happier about it. RECOMMENDATIONS […]
TWO OH OH BABIES!!! WHOOOO!!!!!! This week it’s just your old pals, the mom and pop of podcasting, Sara and Blair to talk about The Sixth Sense! It’s a real good one, and they have a real animated conversation about it! Join us as we get back to our bread and butter: really just passionately […]
Episode Notes where doing it man where MAKING THIS The Happening is a 2008 thriller written, produced, and directed by M. Night Shyamalan and the third installment in March Night Shyamalan! This week, Morg (@HauntingTheMorg) joins us to discuss another strange entry into the Shyamalan oeuvre. This one’s about suicide, although deeply goofy and plant-controlled, […]
Scrunt. Narf. Apault Giabbaby. Since time immemorial, humankind has sought the meanings to these words. Now, after millennia, Fearbaiting is joined by Roy (@bnuuy) and János (@janoskapuvari) to deliver to you the meanings. Yes, you heard it true – these questions that have plagued our society since the dawn of time will be answered on […]
Welcome to March Night Shyamalan, an entire months worth of filmed directed and typically written by famed navel-gazing twist-producer M. Night Shyamalan! Get yourself ready for a month of fun and deep artistic frustration, which we’re kicking off with Signs (2002)! Blair is back with us for the month, bringing along with him for the […]
Y’all hear about Overwatch 2? We sure have. We’ve got a particularly chaotic episode for you this week, and what better movie to watch than Phantasm for it! We’ve got friend of the show and fellow Noisespace podcaster Bean (@barriertrio) on to talk about it! RECOMMENDATIONS: VideoChess Kemono Jihen Intro/outro music provided by Satah, who […]
Hey man, don’t bogart the bowl, we all need to take a hit off the dummy thick bong. Lavender (@LavenderManna) returns today to talk to us about Evil Bong, and also a lot of Haikyuu. It’s just par for the course at this point, Sara basically turns every show she’s on into a Haikyuu podcast. […]
How much would someone have to pay you to hotbox the house from The Grudge? We’ve got Caroline (@w1ntershouse) to answer that question, and also talk a LOT about Burn After Reading. Basically a mini-cast. Enjoy! RECOMMENDATIONS: Sk8 the Infinity Looking at some birds! Intro and outro music by Satah, who can be found making […]
I’m Sunhat Zhenya. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus podcaster. You are about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering….my Darkplace. Also joining us in this venture into my darkplace is Ramona (@NONBlNARY), from online! We also talk about Rick and Morty, Evangelion, and the foreverial delitization of the denizens of Darkplace. RECOMMENDATIONS: Horimiya […]
Do you like Ludacris? Specifically, how do you feel about his 1999 hit What’s Your Fantasy? Well, i hope you at least know it, because we talk about it a lot! Our friend Antigone (@antigoneprogone) is here to talk about the surprisingly promising adaptation of Fantasy Island from last year! We also talk about perfectly […]
Okay, so, Oshi No Ko is like about this doctor guy who’s like a huuuge fan of uh, you know what idols are, right? Like, Japanese idol culture, scene, thing— no, no, no, it’s like… you know K-pop? Yeah, okay, yes, so it’s sorta like that plus like… child actors and stuff. Right, right. Anyway, […]
We’re heading across the pond this week as our friend Niamh (@Nickelwolf) joins us to talk about the (upsettingly optimistic) Cornetto Trilogy debut, Shaun of the Dead! C’mon and take a listen as we talk about band feuds, hidden anglophile pasts, and all the tips and tricks you’ll need to make it through Joe Biden’s […]
Wanna play a game— Whoa, whoa, slow down there, cowboy, we’ve trapped you here in this toilet room this week so you’d be forced to listen to us talk with Nathan (@birddad_) about Saw! We’ll let you go after the hour is up, promise, no sawing legs off to get to keys trapped in your […]
gnihtemos yrt emmel ,no dloH .noisnemid rorrim eht ni deppart neeb ev’ew ,kcuf hA…Okay, perfect, there we go. This week, we had friend of the show (and artist of the sister show Special Grade Snax) Ognjen (@slitherbite, @kaloliferart on to talk about Kiefer Sutherland’s wacky reflection escapade, Mirrors! We talked about the scars this movie […]
Gobble gobble, punks! It’s (inter)national Fuck (American) Thanksgiving day! This year, your friends at Fearbaiting are not-celebrating this whitewashing of the grim legacy of colonialism by inviting friend of the show John (@_FlourishCaster) on to talk about Blood Quantum! Join us as we discuss… largely dumb bullshit (you can put a fucked up girl anywhere, […]
The curtains draw closed on another wonderful Schlocktober as your friend and mine Roy, from online, joins us to talk about Gremlins 2: The New Batch. Join us as we say au revoir to the season and talk about decadent coffee choices, the Runescape gremlin, presidential prescience, Gremlins 2 crimes, and Hulk Hogan’s nutty sex […]
The Schlocktober curse has struck us yet again, folks! Delayed by a flat tire on the car of your intrepid editor, interrupted by the computer of your intrepid editor crashing halfway through recording, also I think Sara spills water on her powerstrip at some point, idk, or perhaps… there’s a man in all of our […]
You heard about phones? And e-mails and shit? Fucked up. This week, Brooks and Eddy of Funpoint, 5 Grams of Iron, Yare Yare Boys, and other podcasting enterprises are here to take a few swings at the digital hellscape that is The Internet as we watch and talk about two very different versions of Chain […]
And lo, as the sun sets across the horizon, a chill shivers down your spine – you know, undoubtedly, that Schlocktober has descended upon you yet again, and there is nothing you can do to impede its ceaseless march. For you’re fully aware that any attempt to do so would be an extreme breach of […]
Whoof!! Time to strap in, folks, because this week Sara is joined by Blair (@blairkitsch) once again, in prep for Schlocktober, to dive headlong into a film that has more difficult needles to thread than a seventh grade Home Ec class. So, pull on your surgical gloves and consider the implication of a horror movie […]
Welcome, welcome, to the 1804 edition of Fearbaiting! It’s pretty similar to current podcast, but we recorded this into a gramohpone instead of computers, because it’s 1804! Luca (@minervasden) comes back to complete the Ginger Snaps trilogy with Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning, as we also spend a frankly unforgiveable amount of time talking about […]
Time to brush up on your public domain cosmic horrors with troublingly racist origins, folks, because we’re diving into the world of Lovecraft this week as returning guest Gage (@Sane_Intolerant) joins us again to talk about Color Out of Space! Topics include: Nic Cage’s Pyramid Tomb, Mountain Dew Game Fuel (Mango Heat), Cartoons That Are […]
The piper has come again, and it’s time to pay up! By which I mean, it’s time for our quarterly segment on Twilight, and you’re just gonna have to sit through Sara and guest Ferris talking about the baseball scene! We also talk about other vampire properties, don’t worry. Also, we talk about Beyond the […]
Hey, you remember Death Note, right? Sure you do! As did the writers of 2017’s film adaptation. They definitely remembered the story, and didn’t just pull the back half of it out of their asses to get this movie across the finish line. Our friend Aidan (@NotchTheB) also remembers Death Note and has joined us […]
Everyone’s favorite Cuncle (cat uncle) Blair (@blairkitsch) is back in business, for 2017’s hottest…sequel? Remake? We’re not really sure what Rings is, aside from extremely bad! We also talk shower coffee, the Big Bang Theory man’s acting chops, and how tough it would be to fight a duck-sized Sadako. RECOMMENDATIONS: Welcome to Night Vale Super […]
Aliens are scary, right? Especially when they look like all those galaxy brain feels guy memes? Well, Mars Attacks! scared our guest Kay as a kid, so it passes the bar! We talk a little bit about Austin Powers, lament the animals that perish at the hands of these nasty guys from space, and talk […]
Get ready to descend into the depths of Hell with us this week!!!!!! … Eventually, whenever this week’s movie decides to bring us there. Well, in the meantime, why don’t you pull up a chair and listen to Sara and guest Scout (@cybernetiques) talk about this week’s film, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday? […]
Fearbaiting is the number one hacker podcast in the world, and as such we’ve drilled into the mainframe of your phone or computer or whatever you’re listening to this on. Using our cool hacker skills, we’ve covertly planted this episode about Unfriended: Dark Web featuring friend of the podcast Maxie (@MaxieSatan) into your podcatcher, so […]
Hey, guys! Remember Supernatural? Now, imagine this: what if, instead of, like, two American weirdos and the same twelve tracks that play on every oldies station, it was, like, two German weirdos, except, like, with strange undefinable vaguely British accents? Anyway, this week we brought Chaz (@helmommete) along with to watch The Brothers Grimm, a […]
Well, we’re back, but unfortunately we’re also entirely imaginary. You made the whole podcast up! All in your brain! But I gotta say: you imagined a banger episode this week. Friend of the show Val (@flightcubb) joined us to talk about Daniel Isn’t Real, which is a surprisingly on-topic movie to have watched for this […]
This week, your hosts explore once again how far they can stretch the genre of horror as Sara brings Quinn (@GirlDickEnergy) on to talk about Pan’s Labyrinth! Topics include: A several minute long One Piece diversion, side quests for gender, forbidden grapes, bus logic, and MORE! RECOMMENDATIONS: Magic: the Gathering Arena, Getting high The original […]
It’s time to pour out a bottle of snake oil for some real ones this week, folks, as Sara and Elliott (@kaibaliker) open another chapter on the king and queen of grifting themselves, Ed and Lorraine Warren with The Conjuring 2! Dive headlong with us as we explore a world of Peggys, being cancelled for […]
It’s rush week, pledges! Line up for your hazing! Your first and last act of violence that we, the Frat, will inflict upon you is to see Dude Bro Party Massacre III! It might be made by the 5 Second Films guys, but they sure as hell didn’t trim any fat off this 103-minute murderfest. […]
Well, well, well, looks like our intrepid host is dead set on stretching the definition of what a horror movie even more this week as she’s joined by Morg (@HauntingTheMorg) to watch James and the Giant Peach, which, yes, admittedly, we were all afraid of that weird rhinoceros-cloud-metaphor thing as children but, you know, I […]
This week, our friend Piper came on to talk at length about Dario Argento’s Suspiria, and in the process got a history lesson about PogChamp! Piper can be found on Twitter @OneStrawShort! Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online! […]
Well, Hugo award-winner Blair finally solved the puzzle and got out of the editing bay, so I figured I’d reward him by letting him talk about Escape Room before shoving him back in there. Seemed fitting, y’know? In addition, we also talked about our snacking habits, the funniest euphemisms for pussy, and Chekov’s lecture hall! […]
Yar!!! It’s time to bone up on your sea shanties and off-hand knowledge of the Prometheus myth, because this week we’re diving dick-first into The Lighthouse, with our guest Sarah (@SarahMcCostumes)!! In addition to politely speaking around the amounts of cm and pss and other bdily flids in this film, our topics include: Naruto, briefly, […]
This week, Lavender joins us to take a break from horror movies to argue semantics about whether or not Robert Rodriguez’s From Dusk Till Dawn, is actually a horror movie? Sara picks a real stupid hill to die on, because with the amount of Quentin Tarantino foot content in this movie, it is undoubtedly a […]
Mr. Huge Jorts is on the scene, folks, and he’s presented us with some extremely challenging material! Roy joins us this week to Manitoba: Become Walrus as we watch Kevin James’s Tusk. Mr. Epicmealtime, PLEASE go on Fearbaiting! RECOMMENDATIONS: BNA: Brand New Animal Jigsaw puzzles! Roy can be found on twitter at @semperfunny, and her […]
Who’s that hiding behind that bush in your neighbors back yard? Why, it’s Fearbaiting, and with a new episode, no less! If you promise not to give us up, we’ll share our hiding spot and our conversation with János (@janoskapuvari) about Ready or Not, a horror movie kind of about the children’s game hide and […]
This week, your host is joined by Ion (@violetmagician_) as we venture into Coraline. Don’t worry, the buttons on our eyes are there for totally innocuous reasons. Topics this week include: social distancing, Twitter distancing, gunhead, spiderwives, and MORE! RECOMMENDATIONS: Mashin Sentai Kiramager Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun Theme music thanks to Satah, you can […]
Velcome back, dear listeners. I am speaking in a overblown German accent as is customary and am telling you this instead of vriting it out because halfvay through this bit I realized how tiresome that vould be.Bleh! This week, we brought Stephanie (@ageofoddish) along with us to venture into a world of bad German accents, […]
This week, we strap on our weird forehead mirrors and don our stethoscopes as we, joined by An (@an_gremlin), venture into the horrors of the medical world with The Abominable Dr. Phibes! Our topics include Arknights Chatter, Gay Tintin Hospital (which Blair has without a doubt edited into an episode before and which you can […]
This week on Fearbaiting, the search is over. This two-year psyop disguised as a podcast to find the new CEO of Beyblades, Inc has come to a close, and that person is JB (@GemstoneJester)! In addition to their job interview, we also got to talk for a bit about the 2000 adaptation of Junji Ito’s […]
Welcome back, y’all! This week, after months and months of consideration, we’ve invited Su to join us once again to talk about Death Note! No, not the 2009 movie, or the ill-fated Netflix adaptation, but the whole damn anime itself! We, of course, talk about the nuances of criminality and justice and the highbrow hugebrained […]
Friend of the show Morg joins us to talk about Bong Joon-Ho’s new film, Parasite! We recommend that you don’t listen to this before you’ve had a chance to see the film for yourself, but whatever! We’re not your dad! We also talk about how the show is going to take a break from the […]
Oh, the morally-neutral winds of fate have swept us by again, which is to say, we talked about Monster House last episode in conversational passing and then we just happened upon someone who wanted to watch it with us, that person being JB (@GemstoneJester). So we did! Join us as we struggle to remember what […]
Schlocktober 2019 is coming to a close, and who better to help us bring it all in than Ceridwen (@girlin4colors) bringing with her in tow the eighth installment in the Halloween franchise, Halloween: Resurrection! Join us as we talk about Bad Movie Deeplore, Vriska (for far too long), Competitive Cup Stacking, and more! RECOMMENDATIONS: Over […]
Ring ring! Uh oh! You got a voicemail! It’s from a ghost! You’re gonna die in a few days, apparently. That sucks. But maybe the movie we watched this week, One Missed Call, can provide you with some instructions on how to navigate this sticky situation! Joined by host of City Girls Make Do Stephanie, […]
This week on Fearbaiting, Schlocktober rolls on and Roy Fuckwarlock joins us to talk about the 2002 “film” Fear Dot Com (Dot Com)! Spoiler alert: it’s not very good. But the episode sure is! RECOMMENDATIONS: Ascendance of a Bookworm Lacroix Hibiscus Paper quilling REFERENCED MEDIA: Mildred Thecat Thank you to Satah for our incredible intro/outro […]
SCHLOCKTOBER IS HERE AT LAST!!!!! And we’re kicking it off with Satah of the show, uh, Satah (@nuditea), as they bring us along to really confront our inner demons with Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, a sequel as ill conceived as its title construction is. Join us as we really take to task how […]
As we grow nearer to the Hallowed day of Ween, the boundary between the spectral world and the human becomes weaker. As such, sometimes (g)hosts slip through unnoticed, which is why cofounder of the show Blair has returned a week early to talk to us about Sara’s all-time favorite film, Paprika! In addition to cicada […]
Uh oh gamers!!!!!!!! Plug in your PlayStations and fire up the ol’ Xbox because this week we’re taking a good old fashioned diversion into the world of “Video Games”. Join Sara in bringing Jessica (@tielqt) on to talk about 2014 horror game The Evil Within! Strap in and get ready to dive deep into some […]
This week, we delve into the weirder types of media we like to pursue as we bring Kit (@kit_spin) along with us to discuss tv show and PS2 game Gregory Horror Show! Is the hotel hell? The Shining? Silent Hill? It’s anyone’s guess! Come, log into oneeighthundredkitsexyoutfits dot com with us and sound off in […]
WE’RE BACK, BABY!!!!! With a heavy hitter that humble editor-and-episode-description-writer Blair was truly shocked to hear that we hadn’t already covered, so snuggle up with what is probably a premature fall-flavored beverage and a nice warm blanket as we bring Blue (@Azure_Husky) along with us to talk found footage giant Paranormal Activity! Topics include: Lighthearted […]
Strap in, y’all! Michael Myers is back, and so is your host Sara joined by Ceridwen (@girlin4colors) with a real whopper of an episode. Take a deep dive with us into Halloween lore, Laurie Strode’s lesbianic subtext, and a truly beautiful two-part-harmony rendition of Mr. Sandman. RECOMMENDATIONS The Shrieking Shack Paprika Theme music thanks to […]
Can you resist the horrific thrall of this… less-than-perfect Junji Ito adaptation??? Neither could your hosts! This week, Sara brings on Su @sumakesart to talk Tomie: Beginning to delve into such topics as: Lion King Sidebar, Capitalism Malaise, “The Ear Thing”, Tomie… 2!!!, The Ol’ Doublebeard, Tomie Appleseed, and MORE! RECOMMENDATIONS:A Place Further Than the […]
You know what they say, folks: ACAB (All Cops Are Bags-of-flesh)! Join your host Sara along with guest Mogu as they watch Tokyo Gore Police as a form of direct action, and, you know, maybe contemplate society a bit… thinking emoji. RECOMMENDATIONS: Machine Girl Dr. Stone Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find […]
This week, Sara brings along with her Val in order to remove that fetus from your brain, Stephen King as they talk about The Dark Half! Topics include: Sara’s Floor Plan, Puddle of Rudd (OR) Ruddfuckers, #NotAllLadiesLovePaulRudd, Incel vs. Thad, Stephen King’s Body Count. RECOMMENDATIONS: I forgot to write this down! Watch this space lol. […]
We’re back! And better than ever, with a whole new set of internal organs that… oh, jeeze, we’re just a little overdue on the payments of… but! Before the repoman shows up, join host Sara and guest Bee as they discuss classic campy horror rock-opera Repo! The Genetic Opera, as they discuss topics such as: […]
Hey, you! Hop into our time machine that, powered by the spirit of Bollywood musical numbers, will teleport us, for some reason, to 1920s London! Ash joins your host this week as the two of them discuss the… surprising film London 1920, as well as a grim rundown of the top grossing movies of all […]
Vroom, vroom, motherfuckers! Get out of our dreams and into our podcast-murder-car! This week, Sara is joined by Nick to talk about John Carpenter’s Christine, and how, apparently, it’s effectively got the same exact plot as Spider-Man. RECOMMENDATIONS: The Duke of Burgundy (2014) Sarazanmai Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of […]
This week we’re coming in hot with an episode that definitely didn’t sit on any kind of backburner for a week or so and is immediately dated very minutes into the preamble at all… as your host Sara has friend of the show Gage back again to talk about the DiCaprio vehicle Shutter Island! Join […]
Hey, what was the name of this movie again? Sara sure can’t keep it straight! But I’m pretty sure it’s A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge! And on top of that, girlfriend of the show Andrea joined us to holler about homoerotic “subext”! In addition to Freddy the 13th, we also talk about […]
This week, our episode comes to you with a prepackaged twist: every host and guest that’s ever been on the show is actually one of many split identities fighting to the death in a motel as an outdated and frankly perplexing allegory for dissociative identity disorder! Or, more specifically, Sara has bought former guest and […]
Hey, you ever do a crime and get put under house arrest? I suppose then you’d be, as the kids say, home stuck! Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie Estrogenliker is here to holler about the New Zealand comedy-horror Housebound! In addition to Homestuck: The Movie, we also talked about oozing titties, wishing Amos his […]
This week, your host came here to talk about the cultural propaganda machine and chew bubblegum… and she’s all out of bubblegum. Sara has friend of the show and returning guest Maxie Satan back on to talk about John Carpenter’s They Live! RECOMMENDATIONS: We the Revolution Us (2019) Intro and outro music by Satah, you […]
Come sail away, come sail away with us this week, us being your beloved host Sara with returning guest and friend of the show Kit Spindler in tow! This week’s duo is watching true artistic masterpiece Ghost Ship and dive headlong into the murky waters of Ghost Horny, The Morality of Ship Scavenging, Intense Philosophical […]
Welcome back, y’all! After a month of thoughtful meditation and furry conventions, Sara’s returned with former guest and friend of the show Alex to talk about 1981’s ~controversial horror piece~ Possession! Get ready to roam the subway station while listening to your hosts cover topics such as: What Morrissey Might Look Like, The Movie Where […]
It’s time to get together and watch Blair ride off into the sunset, and we’re sending him off in the only way we know how – with some Nic Cage wild bullshit! It’s time for an infanticidal rampage, as we tackle Mom & Dad! C’mon along as we find out just what it means to […]
Well, hey, I know we’re not great about putting the Patreon polls up on time, but did we really deserve this? Because y’all made us watch The Nun and I hate to be a debbie downer, but man, this movie was a rough one y’all! Thanks for picking it! In addition to this fucking nightmare, […]
Step into the Shimmer with your hosts this week as we discuss last year’s Annihilation! We slowly hybridize our DNA with our surroundings as we talk, but stick around to see what happens anyway! Topics include: Red, Mad, and Nude about Bundy, Oscar Chat, Blair Become God?, Gemini Shaming, Best Screaming Bear, and Worms! RECOMMENDATIONS: […]
We dare you to listen to this episode! And Blair has a truth to tell you! And also, we made a whoopsie: we watched different movies named Truth or Dare, so join us as we swap stories about two very similar yet wildly different movies with the same name! We also dare you to tell […]
Have you ever written an entire episode description, copied it because you were about to navigate away from the page, and then witness your life flashing before your eyes as you copy over everything you’ve already written? Anyway, it’s seventeen minutes past midnight on a Sunday and I have work in the morning so suffice […]
We’re back! And we’re here to tackle one of Sara’s favorite takes on zombies, with Yeon Sang-Ho’s Train to Busan! With Y’all like Depeche Mode? Reach out and click faith? Is that anything? Hope so! We also discussed Downloadable Jesus, Zombies Make You Cry, Sense8 Petitions, and Press X to Kiss Your Wife! RECOMMENDATIONS: SSSS.GRIDMAN […]
Grab a straw, babies, we’re slurping on some Respecting Women Juice in this our 2x doppelgänger-as-metaphor cinematic combo! Join your hosts as we discuss the Netflix original Cam (2018) and waffle about lofty ideas such as “theme” and “narrative devices” and “what if this movie was about YouTubers and starred Logan Paul instead”! RECOMMENDATIONS: A […]
CONTENT WARNING: This movie contains a scene of sexual assault as a pivotal moment in the film, and as such, we discuss that content a fair bit. If that’s something that might get to you, totally understandable, and you might wanna skip this one. I’ll be honest, I really don’t have much to say here. […]
This week, your hosts leap into the fourth dimension in order to wrap our heads around this baffling sequel to Cube. Maybe it’s the time distortion, maybe it’s the Fortnite walls, maybe it’s the impressively nonsensical writing and acting that seem to just rotate your body in zero-G as you age rapidly while watching this […]
This week on Fearbaiting, our hosts return from Thanksgiving gatherings with their families and gather around to give thanks, for horror movies. Joining them in these giving of thanks, Val Flightcub has tagged along to show them a new one – The Love Witch! It’s technically a horror movie, so it fits! We’re VERY thankful […]
Now that the season has since past, we’ve gone back and looked at October’s finest creation this year, the 2018 adaptation of Halloween! This is a full spoilercast, obviously, but we also don’t track the plot in its entirety, so if you haven’t seen the movie, your mileage may vary on how much of this […]
Sara has her fingers in many devious soups, so cohost-from-another-podcast Satah has stepped in with Blair to talk about this movie that is nearly as inscrutable as the house it’s based off of! Explore this house disappointingly vacant of any kind of actual atmosphere are we discuss topics such as The Podcast That Pink Lemonade […]
This week, hosts Blair and Sara give up on pretending not to actually be a Final Destination podcast as they’re joined by We Hate Movies’s own Chris Cabin to sorta get down to business as we talk about House of Wax (2005)! Come and join us as Blair loses his mind over wax physics, someone […]
Well shit folks, we’ve got just one question for you: what if his name was Jason Vore-Hees? This week, our friend Juni joins us to talk about the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th! Find out exactly why Sara hates Jared Padalecki so much! Also, hey – want some grains? In addition to this weirdly […]
Join us as we ring in week three of Schlocktober The Third with The Haunting (1999), joined by previous guest and friend of the show Gage! Dive into a world of whimsy, dead babies, and beautiful late 90s CGI as we mostly do really region accurate accents, like, the best Boston accent you’ve ever heard, […]
LONG, LONG AGO WE WERE TOLD TALES. TALES OF THIS FORBIDDEN MONTH OF HORROR FILMS, THIS “SCHLOCKTOBER” WHICH NO PERSON HAD MADE IT THROUGH ALIVE. WE’RE HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU: THOSE STORIES WERE TRUE. And hey! Li’l Clem is back with us, returning to discuss the Michael Myers-less entry in this franchise, Halloween III: […]
SCHLOCKTOBER IS UPON US. SCHLOCKTOBER IS ALL. WE HAVE BEEN SUBSUMED BY THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE ALL KNOWING SCHLOCKTOBER. DEATH TO FEARBAITING; LONG LIVE THE NEW POD. coughs And, uh, friend of the show Alex Charles is here to pop off the new season with our buddy Dean Winchester in My Bloody Valentine […]
On this Schlocktober eve, the ghosts of Schlocktober past have occupied our hosts to make them way, way madder about this movie than it deserves. Join us as we recount Rob Zombie’s take on Halloween with potentially misplaced ire, as we ramp up into the monthlong celebration of garbage that is Schlocktober! In addition to […]
Blair and Sara get a little randy and risqué in this week’s episode as we get dick-deep in the wussy (wall-pussy) of Deep Dark! Join us on this psychosexual experience as we cover topics like Best Emo-Rock Operas, Bougie Sports, Wussy Approval, Weekly Scheduled Actor Googling, Art Discourse, and MORE! RECOMMENDATIONS: Pokemon Moon Hospice by […]
Well folks, Schlocktober is on the horizon! Your hosts are settling into a comfortable fall mood with a perfectly serviceable haunted house movie, with James Wan’s The Conjuring! Join us as we figure out exactly what was buried on these grounds, and also, bullshit about VHS tapes! We also discuss: MLM/WLW Solidarity, Nut-Inducing Cinematography, Baby […]
This week, we bring back on girlfriend-of-half-of-the-show Sophie to get all up in kinda-sequel kinda-remake kinda-parody???? Evil Dead 2! Join us as we talk about deadite fuckability, weather cucking, Surprise Joe Pesci and so much more! RECOMMENDATIONS: Gaslight Anthem’s The ‘59 Sound Revolutionary Girl Utena Venture Bros.
Choo choo! We’re pulling in to our final Final Destination destination. And you know what that means – Sara doesn’t get to write “death is after our hosts again” in the episode descriptions anymore! Let’s enjoy some candy windows and water balloon bodies, one last time. In addition to Final Destination 2, your deathbound hosts […]
This week, Sara is taking a break, but Blair brings on Robin Zeno to be complicit in the violence in Funny Games (2007)! Your loss, Sara! Topics include: Brief other-film diversions, Galaxy-Braining, Twinkish Murderboyfriends, Special Tools That Will Help Us Later, and Generally Nerding Out About Horror! Thank you as always to Satah for our […]
Hey, Sara’s back from her depression diversion! Her void vacation! Her sadness sabbatical! She’s back and ready to talk about death chasing down her and Blair, yet again – somehow, the reaper hasn’t managed to catch up with these two idiots. Anyways, hope you like Glenn Howerton! In addition to this teen death romp, we […]
This week, returning guest Kit joins us again to talk with Blair about found footage trashfire Grave Encounters! We cover topics such as: Data Rockstars, Counting As Punishment?, Off-brand Zak Bagans, Leatherface, Wall Construction, and MORE!! RECOMMENDATIONS: Hole Down Until the Horror Goes by John Congleton and the Nighty Nites Thank you as always to […]
This week, Blair brings on previous guest and friend of the show Rinks back on to hail gay Satan and talk about The Blackcoat’s Daughter! We talk about A24 As A Genre, Weekend Mistakes, Lesbian Horror Movies, Satan As A Genre, and more! RECOMMENDATIONS: FX’s Fargo HBO’s Sharp Objects Thanks as always to Satah for […]
Be careful what you wish for… because Blair and Sara might actually talk about Wish Upon for the next fifty minutes! So face the consequences of your actions and join us this week as we talk about fuckable slender men, monkey paws and genie curses, off-screen gore, morally questionable decisions, and all sorts of other […]
Folks, strap in for this one: we say the word “stussy” a lot. It’s Videodrome! Long live the new flesh! We also discussed DINO DNA, The Technodrome, B.o.B. vs. Neil deGrasse Tyson, Robert Pattinson’s 9/11 Romance, APART-ment, and The Saga of Tiger Girl Fat Pussy. RECOMMENDATIONS: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Secret Little Haven Thanks as always to […]
Who’s ready for some biting political discourse in the form of a horror movie! Well, uh, in that case, maybe look elsewhere, because this week, your hosts Blair and Sara are joined by friend of the show Kit to talk about The Purge: Election Year! Topics include: The stuff in pink lemonade that makes it […]
HEADS UP: While our show is always NSFW, this episode is particularly so. It’s….well, ribald, moreso than we normally are. Just letting you know ahead of time! Well folks, it’s been 11 days in June and we’re dealing with the heat death of the universe. Stay frosty out there! In Blair’s absence, because he’s off […]
This week, Blair and Sara bring on long time friend-of-Sara Gage to celebrate Father’s Day with the 1989 adaptation of the Stephen King novel Pet Sematary!
SPOILERS ABOUND! Blair and Sara watched Hereditary and are going to spoil the shit outta it while it’s still in theaters! We’re both pretty day drunk so buckle up for the most informed, nuanced, and articulate analysis of this A24-ass film! Thanks as always to Satah Cameron for our intro and outro music! Find more […]
Please, for the love of god, let this be the one to make it. I’ve written this episode description hundreds of times and I am so, so tired. Please, god. We have talked about beer so many fucking times and I am sick of it. Anyways, we watched Happy Death Day, and had a blast! […]
Come one, come all, to see Blair and Sara hash it out, bracket-style, over which movie was the best one we watched last year for our 100th episode spectacular! Will blood be shed? The past reflected on? Darlings, killed? Friendships, lost???? Probably not that last one, but only by tuning in can you find out! […]
Well shit y’all, it’s a scorcher out there! Let’s stay inside and watch a love letter to the yeerks, from Animorphs! Nathan Fillion is here for Slither! In addition to the yeerks fan-film, we also discussed the Heat Wave, Lars Von Pee-er, Chabillionaire, A Jeff Daniels You Can Fuck, and The Return of Paul! RECOMMENDATIONS: […]
Well folks, it’s been a wiiiild two years! Thanks for sticking through us through thick, thin, and everything in-between! As a celebration, we’ve decided to take on a movie that Sara was to scared to watch back when we started this thing: Lake Mungo! In addition to this very scary film about trauma, we also […]
The dynamic duo is split again, after only a week of reunion, but worry not! Blair brought friend of the show Jasmine along with him to talk about the 2008 Spanish movie Timecrimes! Topics include: tabletop nonsense, computer whoopsies, the expected amount of time based shenanigans, Abraham Lincoln headcanons, and loads more! RECOMMEDATIONS: Testarossa by […]
Guess who’s back, bitches! After four long months of hiatus, Blair’s come out the other end of graduating college Cum Lord and has… a few interesting things to divulge to the listening audience. But before any of that! This week we shuffled through the archives of 2017 to find a movie both worth our attention […]
Folks, Blair went out in the woods again, and he shacked up with a couple of weird but kind hillbillies. Some teens are trying to kill them and save him, or something? I dunno, his reception was kinda bad when he called, so I can’t say for sure. Anyways, honorary lesbian of the show Brooks […]
Well, Blair had to go home for a few weeks to deal with his parents, and the last text he sent me indicated something about ghosts being there? And apparently he’s got a sitcom-esque will-they-won’t-they relationship with a former classmate of his. Weird stuff! Anyways, this week, our friend Bee came around to talk about […]
Folks, Blair disappeared into some hotel in NYC and has just been living his own personal hell ever since then? Or at least that’s what he told me last time we talked. I don’t really know. Anyways, good friend of the show Alek has returned to talk about 1408 with us! Yay, spooky hotels! In […]
Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! By which I mean that Lulu is back, and here to describe, in gruesome detail, what happened to her leg! Trust us, it’s nasty. If you don’t wanna sit through that, go ahead and skip from about 1:30 to 6:30. Anyways, that aside, Lulu is back from her […]
This week, Blair is back and stepping in for Luna to talk about Ginger Snaps 2 with Luca! It’s a wild, furry ride, with topics ranging from Booty Mouths to Burning Grandma to Questionable Ethics to Sagely Advice, and much more! RECOMMENDATIONS: Monster Pulse The Good Place Luca can be found on twitter @minervasden Intro/Outro […]
Hey folks! Sorry we missed last week, Lulu was off stopping Blair from killing all the boys in his hometown. Some weird succubus thing or whatever – anyways, that’s mostly taken care of now, but unfortunately Blair is still recovering from the exorcism, so he won’t be back until next week. Sorry! In his stead, […]
Well, bad news, Blair became a cop. Worse news, he went to some weird island off the coast of Ireland trying to hunt down some missing girl, and there’s this big effigy of him they’ve made? Weird, weird stuff! Anyways, in his absence, we got friend of the show (and friend at the table) Andi […]
Well, we cloned Blair, which was probably a mistake to begin with. Anyways, 7 of his clones got fucked up and the 8th is currently fighting a buuuunch of aliens out in space, so he’s gonna be busy for another week. Anyways, we got our friend Patrick to talk about Alien Resurrection! It sure as […]
Well guys, we lost Blair again this week, somehow! He was supposed to be here, but he lied down to take a nap, and now we can’t find him. The bed burped, though, so that’s weird. Anyways, in his absence, friend of the show Fallon has chosen to join us for the best worst movie […]
Hey guys! Blair was supposed to be back this week, but she got possessed by a demon. She’ll be fine, but it’s just gonna take a little while for this Father Karras guy to get him out of her. She’ll be right as rain in no time! In the meantime, our friend Devin joined us […]
Well, bad news guys – Blair’s been dead for the last, like, 100 years. So has our friend Michael! Anyways, it’s the anniversary, so Michael’s back among the living for a little while, and he decided to record a podcast with us! Where we watched John Carpenter’s The Fog! Blair’s ghost will come back eventually, […]
Well guys, bad news – we lost Blair. But she left us some weird movies she made? And not to put her on blast, but they’re kinda poorly made. There’s also a weird dude without a face and he’s in a suit in the background sometimes, which is really kinda scary. Hope she’s okay! While […]
Well folks, the (temporary) loss of Blair was a little too much for Luna to handle on her own, so she brought in a pair of guests to assist her! Eva (former guest) and Ken (fresh face) are here, starting off the gauntlet of guests we’ve got coming up! Luna brought them along to watch […]
Well folks, it’s time to say goodbye to Blair (for like four months), because she found herself roped into a weird cult that nobody can really describe? It’s totally fine, don’t worry about it. She said she’ll be back in just 4 months! Anyways, before she left, we watched The Void! In addition to this […]
This week, your hosts get deep in that clussy as we discuss It (2017)! Topics include AGDQ, astral podcasting, the sonic experience of mucus, and monster excitement. RECOMMENDATIONS: The Shape of Water My Friends And I Were Granted Three Wishes By A Cat Goddess And I Swear I Got Distracted When My Turn Came Around
Hey folks! Welcome to the first podcast ever released in 2018! We’re so happy to be awarded this distinction, considering we are also the only podcast now. Sorry, but all your others vanished mysteriously in a cabin up in the woods. Something about some tunnel of light? Yeah, I dunno either. Anyways, we watched The […]
Your hosts are back at it again this week, slurping up that good good horror movie comfort food that is the Final Destination franchise. Topics include: lesbian communes, Grinchdick, communist affirmations, young, dumb, and full of cum, plot contrivances, logic contrivances, and soooo much more! Support us on Patreon!
It’s a truly groundbreaking story told by Disney, in which neither princess goes home with a prince and it’s just about the bond between two sisters. Join us this week as we talk about the seminal animated classic, Frozen! We’ll talk about all the songs, recount our favorite jok-hm? Oh, what’s that? ……folks, I’ve been […]
Sorry we said Dog Cum so much. RECOMMENDATIONS: Murder on the Orient Express of hospitals by children eating birds Orphan Black Intro/outro music courtesy of friend of the show Satah! Check out their music here! Check out Matt on tumblr, Twitter, and his podcast Elite Full Restore! Support us on Patreon!
Hey folks! We’re trapped in a weird array of cubes, any chance you could help us out? Watch your step, some of ’em are trapped – Paul ate shit on a spike a few rooms back. Anyways, pull up a chair, let’s sit down and talk about Cube! Join us as we get into the […]
Friend of the show Saf has decided to join us to discuss the most esoteric and heartfelt gorefest that we may have ever seen, in our lives? Anyways a bus full of people get sliced in half hamburger-style and it’s incredibly good. Let’s talk about it! Also, thanks for sticking with us through this rough […]
Hey, you wanna come out to an isolated place in the woods and film your favorite podcast hosts again? Well good news, we’ve got $1,000 and a sharp knife for you! Unrelated, we watched Creep 2 this week, and it was extremely good! Join us on this journey! In addition to Creep 2, your hosts […]
This week, Blair and Luna take a pallet cleanser following Schloktober by watching and talking about a good movie this week. Imagine that! This week, we talk about The Wailing, a 2016 Korean horror movie about cops and demons! Topics include Bad Discourse, Ready Player One with zombies, what if it was Jason Vore-hees, you […]
As Schlocktober comes to an end, we welcomed back good friends of the show, The Brotherhood Without Manners join us to talk about Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! Join us, Brooks, and Eddy, as we talk about a movie that really doesn’t quite deliver on the promise made by the title! In […]
Folks, I’m gonna be up front with y’all – this is a rough one. Blair and Satah (beloved guest and creator of our incredible Schlocktober theme song!) go on like a 10 minute tangent about Homestuck shipping. And that’s not even the only shipping tangent we go on. Welcome to The Covenant, folks! Luna sums […]
This week, your hosts Blair and Luna are cursed by friend of the show Andi as they make us watch this Baptist anti-pornography anti-masturbation propaganda found footage horror movie. We know, it’s just as baffling as it sounds. RECOMMENDATIONS: Bayonetta I Only Listen to the Mountain Goats Bedtime Boys Weaves’ Wide Open
Your hosts this week are so, so, so sorry that we forgot to mention that this was the 69th episode and hope desperately that you’ll find it in your heart to forgive us. Uh, also, we were joined by friend of the show Michelle and watched Smiley this week, a 4chan themed horror movie that, […]
A year has passed, and we’re back for your favorite festive exploration of the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel of horror movies! It’s SCHLOCKTOBER! To start, we decided to look at a movie that’s taking a bold stance in this day and age: teens spend just way too much time on their dang phones! […]
Join your hosts this week as we get ready for our high school reunion by watching Most Likely to Die! You can’t get mad at us for this one, the patrons voted for it, so pack your bags and get ready to reopen old high school drama as we talk about topics such as: glass […]
You’d think we learned our lesson last week, but nope! We forgot to put up a poll again, so we had to watch another horror anthology! Blair picked Holidays, and neither of your hosts will ever forgive her for it. In addition to this celebratory film, we also discussed Party Moms, Some Generalized Jennifer Lawrence […]
This week, Blair and Luna get in touch with their feminine side as they attempt to engage with ostensibly feminist horror anthology XX, and boy howdy do they have a time with it! Topics include: Cherry Vanilla Pepi, 3D Modeling, Just Talkin’ About the Movie V/H/S, Rosemary’s Baby II: Still Fuckin’ The Devil, and just […]
Well folks, we’re here to issue a public apology. In her sick leave, Luna went ahead and fused some DNA together in an act against god. She’s sorry, but what’s done is done, and it’s loose in Rochester, but above all else she wants you to know she’s very sorry. And she’s back! So while […]
This week, Luna calls in sick, so Blair is instead joined by friend of the show An to talk science and satan as we discuss John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness! This week we discuss topics such as [BLAIR PLEASE PUT SOMETHING HERE WHEN YOU’RE NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED] and much, much more! RECOMMENDATIONS: Can’t Maintain by […]
Folks, we’re coming to you from the other side of the silver screen, somehow – we’re trapped in the movies! While we figure out how to get home, we sat down and recorded an episode about the surprisingly topical metatextual horror flick The Final Girls! Hopefully we’ll find our way out before next week – […]
This week, your hosts only have seven days to get through this discussion of The Ring, come join us! Topics include Sibling Antics, Fearbaiting ARGs, Dabbing, Oogieloves, and Gay Tin Tin Hospital. RECOMMENDATIONS: Until Dawn Hospice by The Antlers Please help friend of the show Roy! https://www.youcaring.com/natasharoyarnold-835707
This week, Blair and Luna get freaky with numbers as we discuss the frankly perplexing movie Thirteen Ghosts. In addition to trying to figure out how many ghosts is too many, your hosts discuss topics like musical intolerances, basic math, Wish Upon updates, Blair still talking about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Monk […]
It’s Lynch season on Fearbaiting, by which I mean that it’s time for us to watch one Lynch film, be completely overwhelmed, and decide not to do another one for the rest of the year! This movie was a waking nightmare, but in spite of that it was pretty good! In addition to Eraserhead, your […]
This week, your hosts jack into the matrix as they try to unravel the increasingly convoluted plot of Stay Alive, and try not to die in the process. Topics include Ready Player One, upgraded tech, topical Wii jokes, Ready Player One, Sword Art Online, Frankie Muniz, and Ready Player One. RECOMMENDATIONS: Lana del Rey’s Lust […]
It dawns on us, halfway through recording: Maybe we should have picked a different movie to talk about while fucked up on FourLoko? Regardless, your hosts watched and then… kind of talked about Dead Ringers this week, while full of that nasty, nasty FourLoko poison, and we invite you to try to remember what happened […]
Pack your bags and bring your tent! This week, your hosts are taking you camping!!!!! Now, we’re no survivalists, but we did happen to watch a horror movie about one, which is basically just as good, so gather around the campfire and let Blair and Luna tell you about Man Vs., and we’ll discuss topics […]
So, bad news: Blair’s a werewolf now. I mean it’s pretty cool to be honest but it makes podcasting difficult. So in the meantime, we’ve got returning guest Luca here to talk about Ginger Snaps! Kinda weird how on-theme Luca’s selection was, but whatever! Sorry about the weird audio around the 14 minute mark – […]
This week, your hosts sit down and watch a horror-comedy classic: Wes Craven’s Scream! Topics include: MURDER 👏 BOYFRIENDS👏, life threatening dabs, unfortunate tattoos, sales on Monsters, Matthew Lllard, and greasy, horrible hair. RECOMMENDATIONS: MirrorMask A Ghost Story
This week on Fearbaiting, your hosts dive headlong into the wild world of 1960s satanic witchcraft and baby makin’ as we discuss Rosemary’s Baby! Topics include: the joys of rice, haunted baby-ness, Charlie Sheen’s HUGE boner, lesbian tennis, chocolate mouse, fun with anagrams, and so much more. RECOMMENDATIONS: It Comes At Night Movies with Mikey […]
Welcome, everyone, to the second episode of everyone’s favorite podcast, Fearbaiting colon Boy in the House! This week, your beloved host Alek invites returning guest Blair and new-to-the-show Luna to talk about AB Video Solution’s This House Has People In It. Remember to wash your hands before and after listening to this podcast, as it […]
We narrowly avoided death last time, but we’re still haunted by its specter. But we took some important time out of running from the grim reaper’s machinations to sit down, watch Final Destination 3, and then talk about it! We also discuss The Bye Bye Man Returns, Lesbian Broccoli, Luna Gets Musical, Competitive Pronunciation, A […]
This week, your hosts celebrate their semi-centennial episode with a good ol’ fashioned John Carpenter flick, In the Mouth of Madness. A divisive movie to be sure, potentially producing a divisive podcast episode as well, because in this one: Blair tickles your ears with some ASMR, Luna takes off her shirt, there are vore jokes, […]
On this very special anniversary episode of Fearbaiting, our hosts talk about Blair’s favorite movie of all time, The Blair Witch Project! We also announce our new Animorphs spinoff project, The Wonder Yeerks! Yes, we know we call it “The Golden Yeerks,” that’s wrong. And we announce our Patreon! More information about that can be […]
This week Blair and Luna are joined by chaotic trickster spirit and friend of the show Satah to talk about The Craft! And it gets… pretty hectic, as they play fast and loose with what can legally be considered a podcast about movies. But stick with us! They cover topics such as, a harrowing b-plot […]
This week, your hosts are joined by actual literate human person and former professor of one half of your usual crew, Brian Hauser to discuss The Babadook. This week we talk about film and genre and the meaningfulness of horror in the cultural sphere, goddamn it, because we’re college-educated individuals with an interest in the […]
Sorry we’re late again! But, not unlike last week, this episode is all in your mind! So it’s your fault, again. What’s your problem? Don’t keep yourself waiting like that! Anyways, this week, the Fearbaiting in your brain watched Last Shift! Listen to us talk about workplace woes and get very explicitly communist for a […]
Sorry we’re late! There were a lot of things getting in our way this week, but it’s okay, because in this week’s belated episode, this podcast doesn’t really exist and it’s all in your mind! So really, it’s your fault we’re late. The Blair in your mind has selected Perry Blackshear’s 2015 debut They Look […]
This week, your intrepid host dive into the dark, murky waters of one of the most ominous subjects out there: ventriloquism. Yes, that’s right, you heard it here first, we watch James Wan’s Dead Silence this week, and then, consequently, we talk about it. Not only that, but we cover other topics, as well! Such […]
This week Blair and Luna bring on notorious commenter Luca to attest for their crimes… and to watch The Autopsy of Jane Doe with them. Just, you know, while everyone’s in the same place. Topics include, but are not limited to: A mini MBMBaM recap podcast hidden within this podcast, the merits and drawbacks of […]
In what may be the least inspired film choice in Fearbaiting’s history, Luna basically picked this film out of a hat, and boy is it a stinker! Join us as we discuss the 2008 Dennis Quaid vehicle Horsemen! Hope you’re up for a very angry Blair, folks. We also discuss: Podcast Infiltration, Beauty and the […]
Join your hosts this week as we talk about the American southwest horror anthology Southbound. But not just that! We also tackle topics such as: the weather, nightcore, Power Rangers, the fact that things are sometimes older than we remember them being, and where all those fucked up guys went. RATINGS: Both Blair and Luna […]
At long last, Blair is back in a funky-fresh mid-week episode to talk about Get Out with Luna and, back at it again, special guest Zach! Topics include, but are not limited to: Uncanny celebrity encounters, K.A. Applegate deepcuts, and deep, insightful social commentary. RATINGS: Both Blair, Luna, and Zach gave Get Out 5/5 half […]
Blair’s in the big apple this weekend, so we’re joined by friend of the show Zach to talk about our first James Wan flick, Lights Out! We also spend like half an hour talking about video games. Sorry again about the audio – there’s some construction happening in Luna’s house, as well as some bass […]
This week, our hosts return to a favorite genre, home invasion, with the 2011 film You’re Next! We also get, like, DICK deep into time cube explanations. We also discuss: Sausage Party Sweep, The Big Shorts, Stuna, Remembering When A Stranger Calls, Very Funny Drake Jokes, Explaining Time Cube, BlenderDeath, Boss Baby = Time Cube?, […]
After our long weekend, we’re back with a real juicy episode for you all! Stepping in for Luna this week is friend of the show Alek, who joins Blair to talk about The Shining! And… pretty much only talk about that. It’s a big ol’ movie with a lot in there to discuss, so we […]
Did you think last week’s movie was too good a movie about parallel universes? Well, do we have a movie for you! This week, Blair and Luna dive into an absolute stinker, 2016’s The Charnel House, and find out exactly what’s haunting this giant apartment complex with seven tenants. Buckle up, folks. We get angry. […]
Join Blair and Luna, with special guest Rinks–wait, and… special guests Blair, Luna and Rinks, as well as Blair, Luna, and Rinks… with a cameo from Rinks’s cat–as they talk about the movie Coherence! We get down and dirty with this real thinker of a film, and before you dive on in, this is one […]
Would you rather listen to this podcast or read this description? The good news is that you don’t have to make a choice! This week, Blair and Luna watched Would You Rather, and had very conflicted feelings about it? We also say some very, very bad things. I’d apologize here but neither of us are […]
YOU KNOW I HAD TO TURN INTO DARKIPLIER 2: #4BIDDENKNOWLEDGE: LUNARTRUTH.COM RATING: On a scale of 1-5 LUNARTRUTH.COMs Blair: 3/5 Luna: 3.5/5 RECOMMENDATIONS: Goodbye to Halos St. Vincent – St. Vincent
Everyone loved this movie back when it first came out in 2014; does it hold up? Join Luna and Blair as we discuss It Follows! Also, enjoy the smartest discussion we’ve probably ever had on the podcast. It was weird. We also discuss: Our First Sponsorship, La La Land vs. The Bye Bye Man, We […]
This week, per the request of close friends with good opinions, we dive into the horrors of the more… political realm, as we watch and talk about Nazi punk horror/thriller Green Room! Join us as we discuss the political implications of this film, as well as babble about how dope it looks. Topics also include: […]
We chose this week’s movie wanting to watch some brainless gore, but apparently the Saw franchise has a deep mythos and we wound up way out of our depths! Whoops! Join us as we watch what was supposed to be the final entry in everyone’s favorite gore porn series, Saw 3D! We also discuss: The […]
In what is our most divisive episode yet, we welcome our good friend Li’l Clem (@ocsularia) to discuss your favorite scary Christmas movie, Silent Night Deadly Night! We also discuss: Blizzard Invents Gay, Jack The Destroyer, Known Murderer Joe Cool, Weekend at Ernest’s, Ye Olde Punk’d, Saved By The Smell, Old-Ass Memes, and They Made […]
This week, we dive into the tundra and and pop out of the snowbanks with another festively themed episode as we talk about John Carpenter’s The Thing. Among confronting the gripping paranoid and distrust of your fellow crewmates, topics this week include the Technicalities of Arson, the rush that comes from shucking responsibility, Luna Browsing […]
The seasons are a-changing, there is snow on the ground (depending on where you are in the world), and, for a handful of belief systems and practices, the holiday season is nearly upon us. Trying to help you all gear up for the festivities, we are delving into some wintery-themed horror movies, and, as a […]
Well, now that Good Movie November is over, we take a look at one of the schlockiest franchises Hollywood has to offer: Final Destination. Blair and Luna take some time to tackle the fourth entry in the series! We also discuss: Mean Managers, Flip Capability, Eddie Redmayne Impressions, Football’s New Theme Song, Smash Mouth Memories, […]
Technically, we missed the titular holiday by about a month with this one, but better late than never! Join us for the seminal Carpenter classic Halloween! This week we also discuss: False Starts, Pokéchunk, Jamie Lee Curtis Yogurt, New Character: Stoner JLC, and the 70s, Man!! RATINGS: Both hosts give Halloween 4.5 falling mannequin Michael […]
Okay, okay, we know Donnie Darko isn’t a very scary movie, but Frank is kinda spooky, right? ….right? Anyways, bear with us as we discuss (and even explain a bit!) this cult classic from 2001. We also discuss: HD Luna, Hacking the Postgame of Thrones RSS Feed, Recommending Memes and Dabbing, Building Foley, Time Travel […]
Welcome welcome back! We get real wild and rowdy this week as we talk about the Wes Craven horror classic Nightmare on Elm Street. Well, barely talk about it. Topics include: bags of blood, shitty fast food, outdated memes, and Pears. The Vine Luna told Blair to put in the show notes can be found […]
Gooftober is Gooftover! Thanks for sticking with us while we watched two fucking Scary Movies. But now we’re back watching good movies, starting with Alien! Also discussed: Our inability to stop talking about Scary Movie, how much we’ve missed good movies, Unfriended vs. Smiley, John Hurt’s Squirt Shirt, a terrible British accent, how to properly […]
In this week’s episode, Fearbaiting get iPad! Luna’s not here to tag along, so things get pretty rowdy without her as we’re joined by Michael to just barely talk about Scary Movie 3 as we round off Gooftober! Thank you all for joining us through this wild and crazy ride! Recommendation this week: Dr. Dog’s […]
As Gooftober soldiers on, we’re joined by our good friend of the show Abe (@zettaitoken) to discuss V/H/S Viral! It’s a headache and a half made by someone who doesn’t understand the definition of “viral.” We also discuss stupid dirt fabios, the fear factor of Michael Keaton, V/O/R/E: Viral, how to avoid giving a blowjob […]
This week in Gooftober we watch a new spin on an old classic, so to speak. A new, shittier spin on an older, better classic. One thing that’s not shitting is our guest, Artemis, back at it again to help us unpack the disaster that is the second Silent Hill movie adaptation. Mostly we talk […]
We’re setting off week two of Gooftober with another bizarre mish-mash of genres, Jason X! Join us, with our guest Soren, as we really just luxuriate in the raw horniness of Jason X, talk about of Freddy/Jason slash fiction, and the width of Jason Voorhees’s head. Recommendations this week: The game Anatomy The podcast Rosebuddies […]
Welcome to Gooftober! The first annual celebration of really, really bad horror movies. Blair got sick as hell, so this week Luna’s joined by past guest Brooks (@brooksasanoun) and friend of the show Matt (@mattgcn) to talk about Scary Movie 4. Spoiler alert: it’s not good. Also discussed: the script for Scary Movie 6, similarities […]
Join Blair and Luna this week as we talk about the movie Creep and discuss such topics as, wholesome dog experiences, Astrology for Dummies, new sequels for an old classic, and just really, really bad, terrible decision-making. Additionally, and announcement: In the month of October 2016, we will not only be watching and talking about […]
Hoo boy! This was one hell of an experience. Blair and Luna are joined by friend of the show Ziek to watch Andy Warhol’s 1974 “horror” “parody” Flesh for Frankenstein. It’s very bad and we all hated it. Also discussed: Marvin Gaye impressions, how to cooking, the struggles of being an audio-only medium, a gratuitous […]
Blair and Luna return to a favorite genre, the home invasion film, with the 2016 film Hush! Luna doesn’t talk very much this week because this was recorded, like, two days after she got her wisdom teeth out. Very painful. We also discuss the horrors of surgery, which hemisphere we’re in, a cat named Bitch, […]
Join Blair and Luna this week while we talk about how horny everything is and how everything always will be, rattling off a comprehensive list of all the things people ever wanted to get intimate with. Oh, and, we watched a movie this week, I guess, a horror-themed dramedy about the trials and tribulations of […]
The regulars are back again! This time, Blair and Luna dive deep into the 2006 environmental horror film The Last Winter, and we actually stumble across a bit of insight about the movie! We also discuss adventures in Maine, University of Chicago banning trigger warnings, if Brendan Fraser got bit in the junk in Furry […]
Join us this week, down one cohost but up one guest, Blair’s boyfriend and friend of the show Reno, as we watch The Witch, a 2015 horror-drama, and discuss the true horrors of a vengeful god. RECOMMENDATIONS: Lake Mungo The Adventure Zone (again)
Welcome to another bone-rattling episode of Fearbaiting where your hosts, Blair and Luna, and joined by two chuckleheads from The Brotherhood Without Manners, Brooks and Eddy, hosts of the Postgame of Thrones podcast, who’ve probably collectively seen 3 horror movies total in their whole lives. This week we handle topics such as the cinematic history […]
We’re joined by our friend Satah to discuss the weird, terrible Canadian horror film Tamara! We also discuss the hardships of moving, digging for dollars in mouths, sexy oompa loompa Jigsaw, how secretly deep this movie is, and Tremors 2 (sequel to the movie Tremors). Also, a brief correction: Luna says the next movie we’ll […]
Blair and Luna take an international trip this week to Thailand, as we discuss the 2004 film Shutter! We also cover the trailer for the new Blair Witch Project, the ratings we would give to the 2009 film Shutter Island, the physics of landing on the roof of a car, and fursuit blowjobs. This week’s […]
Join Luna and Blair as we watch the fun and flirty teen horror-drama romp Unfriended and experience the real dredges of society! Its a great time! We also discuss Nollywood, Chekov’s wide array of weaponry, and expose Luna’s complete ineptitude at cooking. Recommendations this week: Smiley, the new Ghostbusters, and Jon Bois’s YouTube series Pretty […]
Blair and Luna are joined today by their friend Artemis! She’s a big fan of Silent Hill (the game) but how will she react to the 2006 film adaptation? Spoiler alert: poorly. Other topics include dating app snafus, high school edginess, speeding etiquette, and butch haircuts. Artemis can be found on tumblr at baphometkexx.tumblr.com, on […]
Join Luna and Blair this week where we talk about scifi-horror, give amazing and practical advice, and namedrop Lawrence Fishburne as many times as we possibly can. Recommendations: TANIS SAYER Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.
On this week’s episode, Blair and Luna talk about the French horror film Ils, AKA Them. They also talk about the flavor of dirt, Omi being the missing fourth Simpsons kid, 90′s kid credit, and the meme status of Nokia brick phones. Recommendations: Battle Royale Too Bright by Perfume Genius Intro and outro music courtesy […]
Luna and Blair take a look at the 1987 film Hellraiser, and wind up spending very, very little time actually talking about it. We jump off into discussions of the marginalized as monstrous, new jobs, and how far we’d go to resurrect our dead lovers (spoiler: not very far). Recommendations: They Look Like People Weezer’s […]
Reno couldn’t make it this time, so it’s just Blair and Luna again! This time, we’re taking a look at another found footage movie, this time it’s the 2014 flick As Above, So Below. Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager. Recommendations: 999: Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors Virtue’s Last Reward RuPaul’s Drag Race […]
Join Luna and Blair for their first episode! Wait a week to join Reno as well! This week we watch the found footage religious horror The Final Prayer (AKA The Borderlands). Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.
Each week, film "scholar" Sara talks with a guest (and sometimes producer Blair) about a horror movie of their choosing, in which they take a queer look at horror and determine exactly where you can put fucked up guys!