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Daniel Kunkel
Welcome to University Radio. You can check here every Monday for information on our wonderful school.
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Important updates this week include: an update on summer courses, an exciting tease for an interview, and an update on sporting events.
Key takeaways include the new ghost chickens on campus, fire lilies blooming, and a new major sporting event announced!
Big changes coming to University Radio soon! Be sure to tune in to see what exciting new programming we have in store...
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Patterson offers a look behind the scenes of University Radio, and into the minds of one of the most accomplished hosts.
Narrated by Ben Folts and Daniel Kunkel
Written by Ben Folts
Watch your steps, losers. Also yes, I do still have access to the hosting site. You should change that password probably.
Narrated by Kayla Zanakis
Written by SMJ
We are back...possibly.
Featuring (in order of appearance)
Daniel Kunkel as Blake Slate
Ben Folts as Pat
Madeleine Norton as Snake
A quick check-in with Snake and no one else!
Written and Performed by Madeleine Norton
Featuring NoThanZu as themself.
Complimentary beverages are consumed, inner psyches are delved into, and concerning developments are overheard.
Featuring Ben Folts and Henri Sudy
Written by Ben Folts
Interested in studying abroad? This Special Lecture series may be for you!
Featuring
Daniel Kunkel as Blake Slate
Evan Moore-Call as Count Professor Dr. Dracula
Ben Folts as Pat Caique
Madeleine Norton as Miss Snake
Written by Daniel Kunkel
Pat is paid an unexpected visit, light is shed on secrets past, and the 28th Anniversary of what the Wikipedia page for "The Dave Mathew's Band'' claims is the release date for "Under the Table and Dreaming" is acknowledged.
Written by Ben Folts
Featuring Henri Sudy and Ben Folts
"My Neighbor Isn’t My Lover, but I Kinda Want Her to Be" written and performed by Henri Sudy
Important information on the student government's first meeting of the semester, the griffin screech alert system, and an acknowledgment of what commuters have done for this school.
Featuring (in order of appearance)
Daniel Kunkel as Blake Slate
Madeleine Norton as Snake
Snake is back with some talent, wonderful critters, and a quick film review for Michael Bay's new movie! Definitely nothing else new. Have a good day.
Important information on the gargoyle infestation on campus, local shops to enjoy, and a possible cheater in Hell...
Featuring (in order of appearance)
Daniel Kunkel as Blake Slate
Madeleine Norton as Snake
Pat didn't send in an episode this week. Thankfully we were able to piece one together from audio found on one of the external hard drives we were finally able to get back from him.
Written and Narrated by Ben Folts
An important update on Snake's contracting work. The results of the Student Film Festival are partially revealed.
Written and Narrated by Madeleine Norton
Everybody loves a staff meeting deep underground! Especially when your boss is now technically a 7th-dimensional creator-god.
Featuring (in order of appearance)
Daniel Kunkel as Blake Slate
Madeleine Norton as Snake
Ben Folts as Pat Caique
Stephanie Fonghesier as the Maestro
Henri Sudy as Dave
SMJ as Jack Mehoff
Written by Daniel Kunkel
Jack embarks on a perilous and personal journey. Don't ask where. Definitely don't listen to the end of the episode and then type into Google Maps.
Written and Narrated by SMJ
An agreement is honored and a game is played!
Written and Narrated by Daniel Kunkel and SMJ
Featuring
Hachiko as himself
Atshushi as himself
Nakatani as herself
As the Film Festival continues, Snake is here to bring you some very important information and definitely not to break in anywhere!
Written and Narrated by Madeleine Norton
The University at the Top of the Hill Student Film Festival is here! Who will win? Who will lose? All we know, is one host just isn't enough for this event!
Written and Narrated by Daniel Kunkel
Featuring Ben Folts as Pat Caique
A new discovery in a basement leads Pat to uncover the mystery of one of the oldest questions ever asked this week!
Written and Narrated by Ben Folts
Ms. Snake has rolled into the studio and is ready to have a great time, just with you. Just for you.
Written and Narrated by Madeleine Norton
Jack is back, bringing you important updates on baseball, bowling, and nothing else at all...nope, that's it.
Written and Narrated by SMJ
Featuring
Kayla Zanakis as Jacquelyn
Sally Clark as Sarah
It's "Bring Your Past to School Week!"
Important information this week includes: A new restauranter, a terrible car, and Blake Slate, circa 2014.
Written and Narrated by Daniel Kunkel
Snake journies into the unknown to fulfill a non-legally binding agreement.
Written and Narrated by Madeleine Norton
Featuring David Allen Norton as Gideon Sr.
Pat is back with some important information in the wake of the Night We Will Not Speak Of.
Written and Narrated by Ben Folts
Jack's back this week with a comprehensive breakdown of a steamy affair.
Written and Narrated by SMJ
The Comet is imminent. We hope you enjoy the show.
Featuring
Daniel Kunkel as Blake Slate
Madeleine Norton as Miss Snake
Ben Folts as Pat Caique
SMJ as Jack Mehoff
Stephanie Fonghesier as the Maestro
Henri Sudy as Dave
Hachiko as Himself
??? as ???
Written by Daniel Kunkel
EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT: Seek shelter indoors immediately. Stay away from windows and noises. DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR OR YOUR EARS FOR ANY REASON. The Acamilitia is assessing the situation and will send an all-clear when it is safe.
Featuring
Daniel Kunkel as Blake Slate
Madeleine Norton as Miss Snake
Ben Folts as Pat Caique
SMJ as Jack Mehoff
Stephanie Fonghesier as the Maestro
Acorn of the Thick Red Branches as Himself
??? as the True Maestro
Written by Daniel Kunkel
It's all hands on deck here at the University at the Top of the Hill for the emergence of the Being Inside Comet SR-3817! It's promising to be a truly eventful evening, I hope you're all prepared.
Featuring
Daniel Kunkel as Blake Slate
Madeleine Norton as Miss Snake
Ben Folts as Pat Caique
SMJ as Jack Mehoff
Stephanie Fonghesier as the Maestro
Written by Daniel Kunkel
Coming to you, live from deep inside the jungle, Ms. Snake is back once again to set things right with the natural world, and make some fuzzy friends along the way!
Written and Narrated by Madeline Norton
On Top with Jack Mehoff returns with a sports breakdown!
Important information this week includes: an apology, men's tennis, and a new mixed martial arts event!
Written and Narrated by SMJ
Introducing the Thunderdome! Is that anything?
Important information this week includes: Dave Day, an inclement storm, and the Comet!
Written and Narrated by Daniel Kunkel
Blake, this is a RAW UPLOAD REMEMBER TO EDIT LATER, especially that part at the end.
Featuring
Daniel Kunkel as Blake Slate
Ben Folts as Pat Caique
SMJ as Jack Mehoff
Madeline Norton as Miss Snake
Stephanie Fonghesier as the Maestro
Welcome to Pat's Down with Patterson Keik.
Important information this week includes: Acapella, Asylum X, and the return of an old foe.
Written and Narrated by Ben Folts
Featuring Stephanie Fongheiser as the Maestro
It appears there may have been more than one new hire.
Important information this week includes Missing animals, creepers, and Talent Time.
Written and narrated by Madeline Norton.
Featuring Stephanie Fongheiser as ???
A new...host begins their tenure at University Radio.
Important information this week includes: The University of the Top of the Hill Hilltoppers, a surprise move by coach Zenon, and the "pin heard round the world."
Written and Narrated by SMJ
Important information this week includes: a new campus club, Hachiko's new job, and Parker Hammond.
Written and Narrated by Daniel Kunkel
Featuring Madeline Norton as Big "Bake" Snake
Important information this week includes: information about Turkey encampments on campus, a special cursed jewelry sale, and a startling new development in sports.
Important information this week includes: coming face to face with the leader of the newly revived acapella group
Important information this week includes: the bloody aftermath of Homecoming Week, an exciting new sponsor, and an update on the evil event this Saturday...
Important information this week includes: lobsters and "90210", time fluctuations, and a special new leaf friend!
Important information this week includes: the Theatre Department's next production, the Fish Market, and some important news from the café...and definitely no new information about the strange disappearance or reappearance of the ghost mice.
Important Information this week includes: the return of two brave leaders to campus, a group of Global Studies students depart campus for a daring research trip, and Part 2 of "A Look Back".
Important information this week includes: an invasion of party animals, Mongolian Death Worms, and homecoming information.
Featured music this week: "Probably" by Colin Robertson
Check out more of Colin's great music at https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/colinrobertson/probably
Important information this week includes: a potentially sinister discount at the Book Store, fun little nuggets from the future, and a special exposé on the University at the Top of the Hill Hill Toppers.
Important information this week: an update on the ghost mice, cultural studies week, and an update on my mortal foes at University Paper.
Featured song this week: I Don't Know by Colin Robertson
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/colinrobertson/i-dont-know
Important information this week includes: the drama departments newest production, ghost mice in the dorms, and my interview with student council candidate, Leah Hoover.
Important information this week includes: upcoming lecture by Dr. HJ Bedworth, the student council race, and the mysterious Gothic building that has appeared in the center of campus.
Featured music this week: Brain Dancing/Close 2 U by Ashton Chase
Check out more of Ashton's great music here: https://linktr.ee/chsepittman
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