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Comic, actor, improviser, host and writer Greg Proops is back to discuss his latest album Kidding. But Still. We also discuss the mechanics of a completely improvised album, the first time we met on the set of his game show Vs., pitching shows, a romantic cave in Jamaica filled with bats, Thailand, when I interviewed Kiss, Jackie Collins, Jennette McCurdy, fashion and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new favorite words segment.

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Jonah Ray is here on his birthday, no less! We discuss celebratory Deadline announcements, Jonah quitting and unquitting standup comedy, his new weekly show, the most extravagant lie Daniel ever told, hot snake girls, parents coming clean years later, the weird man Tony encountered in the airport bathroom and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Screenwriter, producer, journalist and novelist Amy Ephron is here to talk about the inspiration for her latest novel Unseasonably Cold, growing up the youngest of four famous sisters (Nora, Delia, Hallie) in a family of famous writers, period writing, her time as a Hollywood exec, secrets, whether she considers herself prolific, “Charisma White,” and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new favorite words segment.

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Jackie Johnson is here after facing some serious criticism about her choice of top. I share a story about something that happened with Owen this morning and also I’m sitting in a different seat and it’s awful. Tony catches us up on the Jimmy Eat World shows he did and playing the Warped Tour. Also Jackie has to scoop her doodie. Plus so much more including JMOE, HGFY and our new favorite words segment.

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This week we’re re-visiting this episode with Christina Pazsitsky.

Original description: Christina Pazsitsky, comedian and cohost of the podcast Your Mom’s House (which she records with her husband Tom Segura) stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about growing up in the Valley, the answer to the question “Who’s your daddy?”, appearing on Road Rules, getting into fist fights, parents, body image, gaining weight in your breasts, mom jeans, baby jeans, mommies, falling in love, comedy, Bert Kreischer, male and female energy, Roseanne Barr and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put on the screen) and HGFY. (original airdate: Nov 25, 2012)

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Rob Schulte is here to discuss his upcoming book, Reality TV Is the Devil (And Don’t You Forget It) but before we get into the rich history, I need to poll the group for some engrossing page-turners. I’m tired of books that are impenetrable. I want a book that reads itself to me! We also discuss scents, Dracula, Bravo, unique issues that crop up while writing an oral history of Vanderpump Rules, lotion, who the biggest liars on Vanderpump are and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and favorite words!

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Actor, writer, director and comic Edy Modica (Jury Duty) joins the show to talk about her new special, I’m Just Like You (And It Sucks), the truth behind her twisted on camera presence, her boyfriend’s boundaries, growing up an only child, Jury Duty, playing starring in Phantom in high school, cutting her grandmother’s hair, UCB, therapy and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new favorite words segment!

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Are we all at the age where we’re into birds now? Renee Colvert is here and she thinks so. I recall a recent humiliating bird encounter and we also discuss the squirrels hellbent on destruction in our yard. Who sent them? Plus Taco Bell’s sneaky spice, how long you can actually drive on an empty tank along with empty tank tales, morning pages, Artist’s Way, Daniel’s dream of going to a water park and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE and HGFY and favorite words!

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We’re racing against the clock and I’m introducing Daniel to the buzzy notion of “habit stacking.” Plus I share a suspenseful update about Green Girl and I try to guess why Daniel was annoyed before the show. We also discuss Go Ask Alice, a viral pasta recipe, Spotify comments, landlord relationships of yore, the cutest apartment in the worst neighborhood, my butthole and more.

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Joe Kwaczala and Brandie Posey are here to discuss Smith Island, Cornhole, the squishy prison that is my life, collections, reasons to make something artistically, cat chat, contact lenses, Hamilton, Britney Spears and so much more including JMOE, HGFY, our favorite words and snack chat with PB&J M&Ms!

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Am I sabotaging my career by writing about my experience on The Adam Carolla show on my Substack? I don’t think so but Daniel has concerns. Also I’m being tormented by my larynx and Daniel has had an epiphany about watermelon. Plus more Taylor talk, finding inspiration, phone addiction, things that are or are not our fight and more.

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Scotty Landes (Bananas) is here and he knows a thing or two about mini-splits. Also he has a famous reality show neighbor which segues into a real behind-the-scenes of reality shows. How real are they? Scotty fills us in. We also discuss my Las Vegas sojourn, Daniel’s Taylor Swift feelings AND THEY ARE STRONG GET READY, keeping voicemails, the reconstructed mummy voice, scary movies, daredevils and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Daniel is Wendy’s back door man and he seems to be offended by my saying this? Also we discuss Taylor Swift, the shutdown, a thing I said that maybe I shouldn’t have said, performances of sympathy, snuggling and more.

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Jeff Drake joins us to talk about Daniel’s denim jacket, stalling kids, Daniel TAPPING MY CLAVICLE TO WHILE WATCHING DANCING WITH THE STARS, accidental crack smoking, Copenhagen, pubic hair, The Joy of Sex, parenting, a mysterious and upsetting refrigerator smell, and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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We cover A LOT in this one from Stray Cat Strut to mucus, Charlie Kirk’s wife, conspiracies, superstitions, Spirit Airlines, The Morning Show and more!

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Jordan Morris is here and we bond over being nice people who avoid conflict which has definitely hurt our careers. Tony is FINALLY back. He still hates cold cuts. Why is there no crock of hot meatballs backstage? I cannot shut up about My Octopus Teacher. Daniel still has beef with David Foster and we also talk about Oasis and beard oil. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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I need to talk about the chicken I recently made and my issues with it. Also I’m having a real situation with our duvet cover. Daniel REFUSES to engage. I was a week early to an appointment and we watched My Octopus Teacher five years late and have some thoughts. Daniel encountered a study about popular people and also we need to talk about full leg tan guy. Plus some thoughts on the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

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Jimmy Pardo and Betsy Sodaro are here for the final 2024 Tony’s Picks episode unless I just hand the whole endeavor to Tone Zone. Jimmy wants to go to a California Raisins convention except he’s a hater. Betsy makes the case for the Raisins. I was right about something Daniel was wrong about and the experience filled me with glee. Daniel recalls another time I was right. Jimmy thinks we’ve reached a new low. Plus Baby Reindeer, Peter Cetera, Bear vs. Man, phrases we’re tired of and so much more including Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Original airdate: May 8, 2024.

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Why did Daniel have lasik TWICE and how does the apocalypse figure in? Plus the items you’ll need when society crumbles, tiny tacos, Guadalajara facelifts and your calls.

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Greg Heller and Joe Kwaczala are here and Greg gives us an update on the Farmer’s Market Mantra Guy. Plus we discuss sandwiches, Joe’s movie, my sinuses, my inability to discuss money without being awkward, Greg’s work, Greg’s children, pickle cucumber moments, advent calendars and so much more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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I really need to figure out the best way to answer questions I frequently get. Daniel has some advice. I once wrote a personal mission statement and we want to know the best Christmasy stores. We recall a pumpkin patch and Daniel is having diarrhea or is it? Listeners are appreciating a philosophical Daniel and I remember a road trip with Adam Carolla and Mike August.

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RJ City and Dalton Castle are back! RJ recently learned about a nickname the school librarians had for him and he has mixed feelings. Is it Tall Poppy syndrome? He doesn’t garden. Also he has a trading card! Dalton does not have a trading card which we think is criminal. Speaking of, apparently Renee Paquette carries a knife? Dalton had a big fishing incident and also he painted his desk. We also discuss Doug Henning, bunnies, Frankie Valli, impressions, excess mugs, endless pools and so much more. Plus HGFY, TWOTT, JMOE and and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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It’s rare that I open the show with a HGFY but I’m angry! Also I need to talk about dense bean salads, which also make me angry. Apparently Daniel could have been an architect and I can’t remember the name of the doctor who makes house calls. Plus we take your calls and Elliot is asking questions I don’t want to answer. And Greg and Jeff came back!

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Greg Heller and Jeff Fox are here and it’s as delightful as you would imagine! Greg Heller has spawned another child since we last saw him. But he’s bowed out of the baby name arms race. Daniel is once more trying supplements tested on rats and Greg has some earnest thoughts on staying young. Jeff Fox finds freedom in saying no. Plus RSVP etiquette, bounce houses, Greg’s child being a tiny Greg, lengua tacos, Snack Chat featuring Jeff’s Canadian Candy haul and so much more including JMOE and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Daniel has requested a production meeting and I’ve taken some notes on his notes. I want to know if there’s such a thing as a victimless crime. We have breaking pharmacy news and I’m back to fighting online. We have a TWOTT update and we take your calls. Plus we get into a fight at the end and Daniel leaves early!

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Is my name Alison or Alicent? I’ve… never wondered before. Rob Kutner is here to talk about carcissism, God’s Gang, manly book clubs, cooking and more. Daniel brings up the Oh God movies and I have some things to say. Plus we remember the valley of fatigue commercials and we all need to tell a lot of people to GFY. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Daniel doesn’t look at my social media which leads me to believe he doesn’t see me, hear me, watch me, get me, etc. Also each of us wants to throw the other’s phone into traffic. We discuss my latest column about c-words, babysitters, an email I received about Daniel, massive balls, an important update about the microwave situation, golden slippers and more.

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Rob Schulte is in town for a special engagement! Daniel has too much shame. We’re dealing with a microwave situation and I am working on a new theory about doctors. And an old theory about architects. Rob educates us about production schedules and deranged DMs from Jax. Plus Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, right or repair, alfalfa sprouts (where have they been?) and more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Is there a compendium of stores that let you return something but don’t require you to actually return the item because I’m into it. Also Daniel’s learning how to cut hair! Strep throat has hit our house and you know old people just talk non-stop about ailments? I am beginning to see how it happens. I have some harsh words for my mosquito listeners and Daniel is reclaiming the American Flag. Plus a disturbing AF news story out of France, I was wrong, This Week on Tik Tok, your voicemails and I think I’m a super taster.

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Todd Cooper is here and Tony wants us to know his birthday just happened. I never know when Labor Day is and also I need to discuss organizational systems for keeping track of auto junk. Todd is all about Chat GPT and Daniel is wary but not sure why. Well, he’s wary of letting our kids use it. Do we need to treat robots with respect? I need to talk about insurance (sexy!) and there’s more Japan talk. Plus The Bear and Love on The Spectrum.

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I ordered a fancy coffee drink for the first time in many years and I need to talk about it. Also we talk about peer pressure, turning over a new leaf, vets, animal husbandry, the Ten Commandments (again), flat earthers and we hear from a listener stationed in Guantanamo.

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Todd Cooper and Niccole Thurman are here for a discussion that is free ranging and deep! We discuss a French actor’s dying wish to take his dog with him, the ethics of pets, the Bible, mean nurses and nice nurses, rejection, people pleasing and so much more. Plus we did a round of Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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There was a bounty of religious paraphernalia in the waiting room at the doctor’s office which feels fitting since this week found Elliot revisiting his burgeoning religiosity. Daniel and I think we’ve figured out the source. Also am I just a midlife medical podcast now? Plus back to school night, tattoos, the podcast I guested on earlier, the future of regenerative medicine, Rose Creek Village cult and more.

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Jenna and #AL are here to set the record straight on what #AL ate in Uruguay and to discuss the songs Jenna is manipulated into singing. We also talk about cute aggression, the number one rule in the Kim Jones Moss home, upcoming shows, whether Daniel accidentally bought horse heart in Japan, Cheers, George Wendt, kids picking up slang, if I’m dying from covid, DQ’s pants and more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Now that we’re back in the US, we have some notes for Japan. Just four small things they might want to change. Daniel is still working his way through a cache of Japanese protein bars and I can barely remember a time when I got a full night of sleep. Elliot is offended by Daniel’s funk and we’re debuting a new segment: This Week On Tik Tok (TWOTT) featuring a woman who made everyone think her life was in danger when it wasn’t. Now that the truth is out, people are mad!

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Jackie Johnson is here and she’s ready to sacrifice her favorite onion rings for the greater good. Lizzy is also here and she’s never been to Walmart. Daniel prefers curled chips and I’m confusing Daniel and Tony again. Is it because I have covid? We also talk about brain teasers, boundaries, snakes, Paxlovid, Japan, mushrooms and more. Plus we do a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Why am I flying off the handle at people lately? It’s happened three times in the last few days. Also we are back and the jet lag is getting worse not better. Wendy is obsessed with something in the backyard and I recount the stirring story of the 50 meter dash. Or 50 yard dash? Well, you know what I mean. Plus Snack Chat, further Japan thoughts and your calls about internet rabbit holes you’ve gone down lately.

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After a lengthy message at the top, really almost an episode in itself, check out this special presentation of one of my other podcasts, Alison and Tod: After Hours. Tod is rather shocked to learn that you can buy personal massagers at Target. Later, Alison and Tod discuss Renaissance Fairs, kids with potty mouths and artichokes. More episodes at patreon.com/alisonandtod.

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We’re still in Japan and Daniel has a nickname for me that I don’t appreciate. We give an update on Wendy and discuss being locked out of the podcabin. I want to know how many female organs Daniel can name. We also discuss a few Japanese restaurant customs we’re perplexed by and some books I tried to give away.

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After a message from me about why we’re revisiting this episode, we get into it: Al’s eaten the finest of Uruguayan cuisine as we learned on this episode. Also we discussed what it would be like if turtles were on reality shows, everyone’s experience playing the recorder in grade school and Alison’s secret love of the recorder, Nibbles’s real name, our hot new mailbox, voiceover technique, The Jinx and Making a Murderer, whether being best friends suggests exclusivity, weird dreams and we took your questions over Twitter. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about an available dog named Rufus.

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In our first episode from Japan, Daniel and I discuss the episode we scuttled, LBH (losers back home), Shibuya, Americans, cheese coins, night movers, Wendy’s surgery, capybaras, Daniel’s Japanese and so much more. We also do #SnackChat.

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Janet Varney and Jordan Morris are back! We talk about old doctors versus young, Daniel’s new innovation, owl poop and more. Plus we ask Janet your questions and do rounds of Just Me or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks!

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Actor Jillian Gottlieb has built a sizable following making videos about skincare and beauty treatments that are both funny and educational, frequently featuring experts-turned-friends whom she turns to for info and debunking. We talk about #Goongate, why she quit opera, why she quit live theater, how she sleeps, her interest in beauty treatments, science fiction, her changing feelings about injectables, cottage cheese, misplaced confidence and so much more. Plus we did rounds of Just Me Or Everyone, Questions from Our Fans and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Wendy Molyneux and Nora Smith are back to discuss artificial sweetener, bathroom breaks at Bob’s Burgers, Nora’s gigantic bladder, Wendy’s decluttering fantasy, my nemesis from a former place of employment and so much more!

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After last week’s group show with Janet Varney we needed to go back and revisit one of her early appearances (from May 6, 2012) because, as a listener said, her voice is like a warm hug!

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Janet Varney and Jordan Morris are here and we’re taking a look back at… 2012. Plus Murder Mystery Dinners, dogs with gold teeth, menu-based combat, nicknames for middle schools, Janet and Daniel having gone to high school together, tear jerkers, healthcare, being a diploma slut and so much more including Pretty Little Liars, prom themes and ghost towns. Plus Just Me Or Everyone!

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Greg Proops (Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Smartest Man In The World) returns to the show after far too long and we have so much catching up to do. We discuss how to properly answer the door, an historic pharmacy in LA, history, politics, a debonair possible Nazi Greg almost had lunch with, Peter Fonda, Peter Fonda’s smile, sobriety and more. We also answered your questions and did round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Jessica Golden joins us straight from her Greek Island getaway which prompts us to recall some famous movies which may or may not include Greek scenes. We talk more about our upcoming Japan trip and the differences in the way lesbians and straight couples fight. I attempt to talk about my favorite science fiction book from when I was a kid and we hear about Tony’s tour. Plus couples counseling, how to tell your partner to wrap it up, Owen’s desire for tentacles, eating tongue and so much more. Plus we did a round of YOUR Just Me Or Everyones (and ours) and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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I’ve started a movement that’s bigger than me and I’d be lying if I didn’t have occasional doubts. I explain the particular challenges of spearheading an international movement plus we talk about nostalgia, your fears about daycare and Daniel’s not-exactly-helpful response, the constant fight we have about the bathroom and specifically about how it is I should phrase my request that Daniel hurry up, summer plans and so much more. Plus we take your calls!

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A misunderstanding about Wendy the human versus Wendy the dog leads Wendy Molyneux to prompt Nora Smith to share a truly insane story of the time she received an angry phone call from another Nora Smith. We also discuss Wendy’s alter ego Joey Spaghetti and his business cards, the plot of Cars, fighting reality shows versus floating in pools reality shows, games that involve lying and deception, surprise parties, wiper fluid ingestion and more! Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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TV writer, showrunner and author Michael Jamin (King of the Hill, Just Shoot Me, Maron) joins the show to talk about finding himself when he wrote A Paper Orchestra, constantly wanting to leave LA, anxiety, feeling safe on a run during the pandemic, being too hard on his daughter, regret, notes, parenthood, lying in a meeting, show running Maron, his writing partner, voice acting and so much more. We also talk do a round of Just Me Or Everyone, take questions listeners sent in on Patreon and do a round of Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Jesse Joyce and Tess Barker are here to talk about Jesse’s taxidermy collection, his radical sneeze ideas, the way larger-than-life fathers make you hate amusement parks, what kind of confidentiality clause priests are bound by, Camarillo Mormons, my son’s religiosity, the tooth fairy, Barbra Streisand’s book and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Writer, comedian, podcaster Tess Barker (Lady to Lady) stops by to talk about her new podcast Pop Mystery Pod where she takes the same curiosity and investigative journalism skills she used on Toxic—the podcast which was instrumental in helping free Britney Spears from her conservatorship—and turns it to other pop culture mysteries that have always fascinated her. We also talk about being deaf in one ear, child acting aspirations, Camarillo, mayonnaise and other phobias, writing for MTV News and Vice and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Stefanie Wilder-Taylor (Drunk-ish, For Crying Out Loud) joins us to talk about taking back your power at an overpriced restaurant, Daniel’s supplement situation, Qu names, aesthetic treatments, our insane open house experience that may have involved a cult, Daniel’s strongly held pear and coconut opinions, skin checks, Baby Reindeer, experiencing joy and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks!

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Seems I’ve become something of a #Spudfluencer and Daniel is not supportive. Also, we went to an open house at a medical practice that might be run by a cult and we need to talk about the whole experience. And we have big news about a new addition to the family and we take your calls on everything from potato salad to potato salad but also other topics.

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Niccole Thurman is here, fresh from her solo trip to Las Vegas to see a band. We discuss the need to shake things up. I want to know if anyone or everyone knows what gooning is. Daniel’s sharing his favorite graphic novel about a reform school and we’re also talking about car culture versus pedestrian culture. Plus demisexuals, sapiosexuals, a bunch of famous murders, when people yell, Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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After discussing an annoying tech personality who inspired a satirical piece I wrote for McSweeney’s back in the day, we each answer twenty questions. We also lightly touch on Vanderpump, elephants trunks and koalas.

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Lizzy Cooperman and Ashley Ray are here and now I have a whole list of things I need to watch and read. Lizzy can’t stop watching the We Are The World documentary (The Greatest Night in Pop) and Ashley just read an insane article. Lizzy’s having a jagged day and discussion of passive-aggressive comments reminds her of a truly vile thing someone said to her. Ashley has packing down to a science and I need to talk about hormones again. Daniel has a new invention and Jeff Fox appreciates you. Plus Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY! And Podcast Pals Product Picks!

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I want to talk about potato salad but Daniel is having none of it. We’re having a giant debate over fairy gardens and our son wants to know why our house is so “dirty.” I need to check in with Daniel and before long we’re finding out how he feels about a past relationship. Plus your calls!

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Renee Colvert is here and she is fierce! Daniel is making references and Tony is stressed. Was anyone not embarrassed by having parents when you were in high school and if so, what was that like? Daniel has A LOT to say about Taylor Swift and I hope a certain bee is okay. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Novelist, cookbook author and TV personality Ali Rosen returns to the show to talk about her second romcom Alternate Endings, the process of writing fiction versus cookbooks, using a surrogate after discovering she has a rare genetic mutation that caused her to miscarry, the debate around surrogacy, how to choose produce, Taylor Swift, meeting her husband, her children’s personalities, the 16th season of Potluck with Ali and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks!

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Jordan Morris is here to discuss weird Oreo flavors, whether I’ve crossed the Rubicon, other stereotypical rivers, Magician John, the Godfather trilogy and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone, Podcast Pals Product Picks and HGFY.

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Daniel and I spent the day on the road and there was an incident that could have led to a greater understanding between us but didn’t. It involved Alison’s driving. Also I think I’m becoming a Taylor Swift fan? Truly, what is happening? Also I need to issue the very first Podcast Pals Product Picks correction in the history of the show and Daniel has apparently stopped wearing his wedding ring.

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Jimmy Pardo and Betsy Sodaro are here for the final 2024 Tony’s Picks episode unless I just hand the whole endeavor to Tone Zone. Jimmy wants to go to a California Raisins convention except he’s a hater. Betsy makes the case for the Raisins. I was right about something Daniel was wrong about and the experience filled me with glee. Daniel recalls another time I was right. Jimmy thinks we’ve reached a new low. Plus Baby Reindeer, Peter Cetera, Bear vs. Man, phrases we’re tired of and so much more including Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Daniel’s had an epiphany about Taylor Swift and it’s fairly convincing. I want to know if Daniel can figure out what’s different and wrong about my face. A caller wants us to revisit the shower traveler discussion and Daniel begins to disassociate. Another caller brings up something important about Cagney and Lacey. Plus how to appreciate art!

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Matt Belknap from Never Not Funny and Eliza Skinner are here to continue our important sock talk. Matt essentially names his socks? And Eliza knits hers. Plus the protocol for dating your friend’s exes, Renn Faire, Yentl, snooze buttons, Crocs and more! Plus Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks!

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My husband has metamorphosized into a Swiftie in front of my very eyes. Remember when he wasn’t one? When he claimed not to understand the Taylor Swift phenomenon? That person is gone. In his place is… this other guy. We discuss all his Taylor thoughts and also my big lotion news, a Doodles Weaver update, bricks and earthquakes and so much more. Plus your calls!

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Matt Gourley and Mark McConville are here for the second Tony’s Picks of the year! We discuss half eleven, Cush Jumbo, Japanese egg salad, fatherhood, a robe party, cockblocking Huell Howser, movies that do and don’t hold up and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks. And HGFY!

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Perhaps you want to be a hater but are you really committed? Here are some hot tips. Also floss talk, an idea I have for a segment jingle which sounds oddly familiar, more workplace nicknames, more hormones, train travel and more!

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It’s the return of TONY’S PICKS!!! AEW World Trios Champion wrestler Anthony Bowens is here along with Todd Cooper and Daniel Quantz, who’s been listening to a Vanderpump Rules podcast. We discuss TV shows, some light medical chat, receiving medical news ON A POSTCARD, punctuality, cigarettes and beans, Bridge, drugs, wrestling chops, resetting your socks, favorite pens and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Daniel thinks everything that happened before a certain age is “cringe” and unfortunately this leads to us recalling some pretty embarrassing stages of our lives. Also young love, one-upmanship, potato chips, Elliot’s oral surgery, Gilly and more.

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Renee Colvert is here and she encouraged me to tuck a tish and now I’ll never be the same. Also we get to the bottom of Tony’s new passion: eBaying wrestling cards. Daniel shares his grade school baseball card heist and I talk a little about my menopause journey and omg I never thought I’d be writing those words. Plus Renee’s wedding invite plan, Daniel’s insistence there’s a Fortune Top 100 CEO list or something and more including JMOE and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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This episode with Daniel features your calls, the unveiling of my new sexy voice and personality, more discussion of light switches than you were expecting, a story about a chocolate frog, a plea for the return of Daniel’s Kewl Beanz and more.

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It’s come to my attention recently that this is many listeners’ favorite episode. It’s one of my favorites too. I tried to get Daniel’s input at the top and you’ll hear how that went.

On this episode Alison and the Thursday gang (Jenna Kim Jones, Allan Moss, Greg Heller, Daniel Quantz and Jeff Fox) reconvene to recount their Bumbershoot experiences which include Daniel accidentally eating a pot cookie on the night they’re all going out to a celebratory dinner. Plus Greg’s surf lingo quiz, a discussion of various fruits and a corn revelation. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Andie Mitchell (It Was Me All Along, Eating in the Middle) and Sabrina Kohlberg (Good Morning America) of Pop Culture Moms join the show to talk about meeting in college, relationships, parenthood, whether there is a central Jersey, Barbie, recipe testing and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Rob Schulte is here despite a fiasco that threatened to derail him. Ashley Ray is also here despite a calendar that threatened to derail her. We talk classic misdirects (Diddy, my wedding), The Traitors and Quiet on Set and then we do a Snack Chat that I’ll possibly never recover from. Plus Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Dulcé Sloan (The Daily Show, The Great North) joins the show to talk about her memoir Hello, Friends!, SXSW, permanent jewelry, which chapter was the most difficult to write, relationships, therapy, her lip gloss line Giggle Gloss, crafting and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Rory Uphold, host of Crimes of the Heart and self-described skin care obsessive joins the show to talk about performing pop music at schools and ice cream shops, attending a performing arts high school, selling multiple television shows, being inspired by heartbreak, what music taught her, getting impregnated by a guy who was cheating on her, butt plugs, The Rules and so much more. Plus we talked about skin care and did rounds of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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This week we’re revisiting an episode that originally ran July 29, 2015. How well do you know Ms. Jenna Kim Jones? How well do Alison and the rest of the Thursday gang (Allan Moss, Jeff Fox, Greg Heller and Daniel Quantz)? Plus drug stories, DINKS, turtles, more John boats, night terrors AND MORE. And we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Daniel is once again concerned about the health effects of being woken up in the middle of the night and I’m questioning where he’s getting this alarming info. We discuss the world’s smallest violin and did you know there’s a sequel to Oedipus Rex? I have breaking eyeball news and we’re taking not only your calls but your written communication. Plus a lot of info about fish tanks and and tattoos.

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Joel Stein and Robin Shorr are here to talk about an incredibly risky compliment that Joel paid me, Orthodox Jews stepping outside marriage, Time Out New York, Invisalign, new merch for me,… MORE

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One day after she went viral for an incident involving a live stream, a boob and a collapsing set, Emily Fleming (Good Mythical Morning, @midnight) joins the show to discuss her feelings… MORE

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Is there something empowering or sad about adults getting braces? Robin Shorr joins Tony, Daniel and me to get to the bottom of this and so much more. Also Robin wants to… MORE

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Host and podcast impresario Jesse Thorn is back to talk about his many shows (Bullseye, Judge John Hodgeman, Jordan, Jesse, GO!), the process of converting his Max Fun Network to a worker-owned… MORE

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Jordan Morris and Rob Kutner join Daniel, Tony and me to talk about magic eye posters, Minecraft backpacks, Marvel Snappin’, Daniel’s super awkward exchange, Tony’s super awkward exchange, Comedy Sportz, reading on… MORE

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I think I’ve finally solved the mystery of my ear situation and what triggers it! This is like a true crime episode, speaking which of which Daniel shares his complicated feelings about… MORE

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Wendy Molyneux, Joe Kwaczala, Tony Thaxton, Daniel and I have all been traveling and now, like one of my favorite episodes of my favorite sitcom, we’re all reconvened to fill each other… MORE

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Daniel joins me to talk about out trip to Hawaii, tenting for termites, my discovery that my late father also liked to talk about insects, a few other assorted memories, And Just… MORE

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Joel Stein had a magnificent mullet for a long time and we need to talk about it. His mullet even attended Stanford! Robin Shorr has to create some boundaries which Joel thinks… MORE

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After a tropical and possibly controversial update that really shouldn’t be controversial, we revisit this fan-favorite episode from 2014. Original description: Duncan Trussell returns to  Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk… MORE

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Jackie Johnson and Lizzy Cooperman join me (and Jeff Fox, who is filling in for Tony Thaxton) to discuss flea markets and estate sales, And Just Like That, skin treatments, Daniel’s new… MORE

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After an update on how I’m doing, we revisit the first time Alie Ward guested on the show in 2017. Original description: Podcaster, artist, TV correspondent and science nerd Alie Ward stops by to… MORE

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Robin Shorr is here fresh from Nantucket where and she has a Heather Locklear-esque golden tan. Joel Stein was chatting with Rupert Murdoch earlier. I need to talk about the Creel triplets.… MORE

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After a sad announcement at the top and an update on a wee Tik Tok beef I’ve found myself in, we revisit this wonderful episode which originally ran in Feb, 2023. Cole… MORE

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Is there a paper cup big enough to contain this whole show with Jackie Johnson, Lizzy Cooperman and Jeff Fox who is filling in for Tony Thaxton? Lizzy had a mishap at… MORE

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RJ City—professional wrestler, former Nickelodeon star, and host of AEW’s Hey! (EW)—returns to the show for what he thought was a Patreon episode but as explained at the top, it got promoted… MORE

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Grab a drink and relax with this assortment of clips from Alison and Tod: After Hours. We’re talking about Sitzpinklers, a creepy Teppanyaki chef, people who watch TV with the subtitles on… MORE

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We reminisce about the frat house we accidentally stayed at in Palm Desert that Greg Heller had also once rented for his bachelor party and then I foist upon Daniel the dinosaur… MORE

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Was everyone here in the drama club? Daniel says he wasn’t but I’m not so sure. Wendy Molyneux and Jordan Morris are here and they remember a commercial with the repeated phrase… MORE

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Daniel and I are having a talk about word pronunciation and Daniel has a questions about a specific kind of bodily emission. Daniel was FINALLY inducted into what I call the neighborhood… MORE

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Lizzy Cooperman and Robin Shorr are here and they’ve had shockingly similar experiences when it comes to the study of pantomime and also being accused of plagiarism. Robin’s mind is blown by… MORE

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Steven Weber (yes, THAT Steven Weber) is here and he’s a delight! We talk about sensory deprivation, dogs, Wings, inflatable chairs, doing commercials as a kid, SUNY Purchase, gnats, my enthusiasm, faces,… MORE

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Jordan Morris and Wendy Molyneux are here! Daniel has an observation about pants length and I say something that bothers Wendy even more intensely than my passion for fancy shuffling! Plus a… MORE

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Something exciting is afoot and I want Daniel to guess. Also Daniel drops a bomb on me about his feelings about candy. And trucks? He accuses me of stolen valor and we… MORE

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Emily Fleming is here with advice on how to fray your jorts with a rock. Joe Kwaczala is back with a new special called Ooh La La and a lot of info… MORE

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How did your family answer the phone when you were growing up? How do you answer the phone? Daniel and I get into it after an introductory disaster. Also Daniel has some… MORE

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Jackie Johnson attended a celebrity wedding and needs to talk about the flatware. This unearths the memory of a wedding chair disagreement between Daniel and me. Also I am striving to understand a little something about this whole Taylor Swift tour situation. Todd Cooper returns and we discuss megachurches and religious trauma. Also I had an epiphany and also crisis about what makes me happy!

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Author, journalist, podcast host and my former co-worker Jennifer Romolini (Weird In a World That’s Not, Everything is fine, New Yorker) returns to the show to talk about her new podcast Stiffed, about the feminist erotic magazine, VIVA, run by Bob Guccione that captured Jennifer’s attention many years ago when she saw an issue for sale on eBay. We also talk about fashion, Sassy magazine, publishing, ambition, pitching, editing, the confidence of ignorance and so much more. We also did a round of JMOE and HGFY!

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Jackie Johnson and Todd Cooper make their triumphant returns to the show! Does Todd know what “snatched” means? We all learn a little something. Tony falls asleep laughing about something Elliot once said, Jackie gets real about childbirth and I went on a field trip. Plus, improv is teaching people to lie and so much more.

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Comic, actor, podcaster Kyle Kinane is here and we talked about everything from scratch-and-sniff stickers and sibling relationships to what he calls “streamlined persistence” and 90 Day Fiancé. Plus so much more. We also answered your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Hey Go F*ck Yourself!

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Joel Stein and Robin Shorr are back and in studio and Joel has a comely brain. Robin is back from Hawaii with one gripe. Robin and I have a memory about Spencer’s Gifts that Joel, Daniel and Tony do not share. Plus Samantha Fox, Vanderpump, Mimi Rogers, celebrities who are more attractive in person, Giselle’s bag of faces and so much more.

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This week I wanted to share with you another episode of Tod Perry and my new podcast: Alison and Tod: After-Hours. If you enjoy it, please consider supporting us at http://Patreon.com/alisonandtod

Alison and Tod share their secret to keeping the energy up on the show. Later, they learn some Gen Z slang and reveal the careers they’d enjoy if they weren’t in media. Also, Alison needs some BENGAY in a bad way.

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Wendy Molyneux and Jordan Morris are here, fresh from the front lines of the WGA strike. Daniel has injured his eye in a way that you have to hear to believe. It makes us wonder what the most masculine injury is and I think we definitely nailed it. I want to know if my booking emails need a fix and we talk about studying abroad. Plus #snackchat with English cookies Jeff Fox found locally and so much more.

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Producer and writer Mark Blutman (Boy Meets World, Girl Meets World, So Little Time) is here to talk about a prophetic phone call from Lorne Michaels, growing up in Canada, his time as a stand-up, outgrowing stand-up, his love of wrestling, working with the Olson twins, his relationship with his parents, mental health, acting in Meatballs 3, his friendship with Howie Mandel, RJ City, his upcoming projects, the WGA strike and so much more.

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Vanderpump’s Peter Madrigal is back to dish about all things Vanderpump. Daniel is interested in his own interest in this craziness. I want to know about Peter’s skincare routine and also the pirate festival he attends. Plus, sometimes timing is too perfect. Rob Schulte explains to Tony how #Scandoval is similar to wrestling and Peter shares an exciting wrestle mania story. Plus what really happened at the beach that fateful day and more.

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Author Tara Schuster is on the podcast to talk about Glow In the Fcking Dark, the follow up to the hugely successful Buy Yourself the Fcking Lilies. I felt an instant connection with her, which I kinda of suspected I would from her books, but then I sort of think maybe a lot of people do since she’s extremely open, vulnerable and bright. That being said there were two moments where I got chills talking to her and she said she felt it too so I think we’re really besties? We talk about stuffed animals, emotional neglect, loneliness, writing routines, reparenting oneself, therapy, external validation, working at Comedy Central, being the bartender on Watch What Happens Live with Scheana and Raquel the night #Scandoval broke and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Joel Stein has returned and we’re learning how to speak his language. Robin Shorr is here with a revelation about feet. I’ve stumbled upon a tongue twister and there’s some light talk of true crime, people who travel with the Ren Faire (rennies), Sam the Butcher, Marilyn Kagan, cohabitation sex and more. Plus we revisit the storied “this isn’t a sex thing, right?” discussion from a couple weeks prior and do a round of Just Me Or Everyone!

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Comic, writer and podcast host Chris Gethard (Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People) returns to talk about meeting Tony in person, insecurity, ripping his pants, fatherhood, being a volunteer ambulance driver, how to handle worrying your kids will be bullied, his friendship with Colt Cabana, sodas, fast food orders, the neighborhood he grew up in and so much more. We also answered your questions and did a round of JMOE and HGFY.

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Tim Kalpakis and Jeff Dutton of The Sloppy Boys are here which is good because I need an audience to discuss the weird thing that happened the day before when we went to the Old Spaghetti Factory after The Renaissance Fair! I wasn’t hallucinating I swear! We also discuss Tony Thaxton’s “normal” shirt. The Birthday Boys sketch where Mike Mitchell broke his arm, Tim’s ice cream hack, Tim becoming a late in life stoner, office snacks, Ben Stiller, BORG’s, The Ramble and more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone!

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Fan (and host) favorite Alie Ward (Ologies) has surfaced after some intense personal stuff and she’s here in studio to fill us in. We talk about colonoscopies, encores, middle parts and skinny jeans revisited, Tasmanian Devil nipples, otters, Borgs, google rabbit holes, living at her sister’s house for 6 months while her dad was in hospice, grief, therapeutic shroom trips and so much more.

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Niccole Thurman is back on the show after a crazy and harrowing car accident and hospital stint. Emily Fleming has returned as well and now she’ll never drive! Plus subway wang, the time I was almost in Sharknado, 2000s reality television, bedpans, advocating for yourself, skincare and so much more. Plus a round of JMOE and HGFY.

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This week I wanted to share with you the first episode of Tod Perry and my new podcast: Alison and Tod: After-Hours. If you enjoy it, please consider supporting us at http://Patreon.com/alisonandtod

In the grand opening of the After Hours Lounge, we talk about the perils of filming yourself, take on some listener questions, and Tod recounts a violent encounter at a swanky restaurant.

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RJ City, Dalton Castle and Robin Shorr are here in person and nothing is off limits. RJ has a sex question for everyone and it isn’t even about the mortifying thing he said to a gal pal at a hotel. That comment was also about sex and Robin and I are still dying a little inside. Did that sentence make sense? Does it make sense that Dalton would occasionally sleep “like a pencil” back in his dating days? And I have a bone to pick with the guys about a little something that happened at the wrestling event I attended the night before. Plus Susan Lucci, RJ’s leather pants, RJ’s new ‘do, Dalton’s barfing in my bathroom, sleep bras, platonic naps, Robin’s love of logistics, Tony’s surveillance photos of me, compliments that move the needle, my famous neighbor and so much more. And a chaotic Owen cameo!

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Writer and podcast host Nora McInerny (Terrible, Thanks for Asking) joins the show for the first time to talk about her latest book Bad Vibes Only (And Other Things I Bring To The Table), taking her show independent, moving to Arizona, tech woes, notes and putting the show together, losing her first husband to brain cancer, the genesis of the show, meeting her second husband, John Cena, soft serve, astrology, therapy and so much more. We also did a round of JMOE and HGFY.

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Emily Fleming is here for the first time, fresh from working the door at what I’m pretty sure is a modern-day rave. No one gets my “exchange an egg” reference, not even Jordan Morris who is also here and doesn’t have big lunch energy (he’s a dinner dude). Daniel and I went to dinner the previous night and a perplexing thing kept happening and I need to talk about it. Was it because of the two tar-tares? Plus some Good Mythical Morning chat, self-defense, food fears and so much more.

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Infectious disease researcher and pandemic superstar Laurel Bristow joins the show to talk about the lab leak theory, whether the pandemic is over, sharks, tuberculosis, her pet Axolotl, Bob’s Burgers, tropical diseases, negative comments and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of JMOE and HGFY!

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Joel Stein is here and I need to know what he meant by a certain comment he made when we took a photo together. Also he interviewed Leonardo DiCaprio and now ol’ LDC hates him and I need to know more about this. Robin is here and you can name any TV show and she pretty much knows everything about it. Also she’s attracted to P-22 (RIP). I too ran afoul of a member of the Hollywood Elite: Bam Margera. Also have you noticed cool girls are wearing tons of necklaces? Plus so much more.

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Owen joined me at the top to explain why you’re hearing this delightful throwback, which originally aired June 17, 2012 instead of the new episode I was planning. He even regales you with a song! Original description:

Kerri Kenney-Silver of MTV’s The State, Reno 911 and a zillion other things (Burning Love, Anger Management) stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to discuss the movie she just worked on, improv versus scripted acting, “tushie burps,” burps in general, Dustin’s balls, relationships, being a woman in comedy (and whether it’s something she thinks about often), a panel discussion about women and comedy where she and Alison met and little league parents. Also there was a burping demonstration, Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put on the screen), HGFY and more!

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Tod Perry is here in person and can you believe this is the first time we’re meeting in person after a year plus of hosting a podcast together? Renee Colvert is also here and she’s worried her new home-among-the-horses is going to make her become weird. I’m a little confused about railroad ties and tortoise excrement and I want to know if everyone’s childhood is littered with hard truths. Tony chimes in with something amazing. Plus some Vanderpump chatter confined to 90 seconds in new segment “V90X” plus a little more.

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Podcaster and TV writer Elizabeth Laime (A Million Little Things, Totally Laime!) is back and we had so much we needed to catch up about. We talked about her return to podcasting with Nobody’s Listening, Right? and The One Sure Thing, pubic grooming, lasers, parenthood, embarrassing family names for private parts, her path to becoming a TV writer, grief, difficult discussions with your kids and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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You guys, Peter Madrigal of Vanderpump Rules and Rob Shulte of Vanderpump Robs were scheduled on this group episode of my show BEFORE the crazy VPR news (#scandoval) broke which really worked out well for me and if you don’t know what we’re talking about, don’t worry, we break it down for those unfamiliar. Also joining us is Robin Shorr and she brought two pages of notes. Tony Thaxton is here and trying to follow along. We talk about Peter’s dates with Raquel, the role production played, whether Schwartz knew, who knew, Peter’s take on what everyone has wrong about the timeline, scrappy Scheana, Peter’s integrity, being portrayed incorrectly, platonic friendships, cheating, Raquel’s ring, Katie and Schwartz, Tom and Ariana and more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY, which got especially dramatic.

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Florist-to-the-stars Tiffany Gabrus joins us to talk about her decision to change careers (she’s a former entertainment executive), meeting her husband Jon Gabrus, being the oldest of three, flower design, creating pieces for Lady Gaga and Harry Styles, marketing, old Hollywood glam, mascara, eyeliner, favorite and least favorite colors, what she’d design for Tony, working with chicken wire and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY and answered your questions.

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Lizzy Cooperman is back and her life has taken quite an interesting turn of late thanks to her new and unexpected job. Plus she read my tarot cards! Goodbye Daniel, hello rewarding creative pursuits! Robin Shorr is here and she knows all about Lizzy’s new place of employment. And Tony is doing his best to hang with the ladies. Plus I’m considering switching from coffee to energy drinks which might be a terrible idea. And more!

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Daniel and I practically swam from the house to studio, battling the elements, to bring you this show. We talk about regional mispronunciations, attempts to “get” opera, whether I truly drink coffee too loudly as was alleged recently, Daniel’s refusal to yawn more quietly, unthreatening school mascots, in-office teeth whitening, the IPL laser thingie I just did, Daniel’s childhood Swatch collection and so much more. We also took your calls!

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RJ City has returned and I need to talk about something I overheard when he used the guest bathroom at my house last month. Also he refuses to tell me the plot of a movie I’m not going to watch. Ken Reid is also here and he was once slapped because a parrot wolf-whistled and he got blamed. Plus Daniel and I are barely functioning because our son, who is having a birthday, no longer sleeps. Is it because newspapers are delivered at four in the morning. Everyone rudely shuts down my theory. We also do a round of Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze which leads to the greatest and most important ricotta question of our time. And I realize I’ve possibly been depriving my guests of the release they need from HGFY. We also talk about mortality. And an adoptable dog named Jackson!

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Cole Imperi is a thanatologist which means she studies death, dying, loss and grief. Friend of the show and frequent guest Alie Ward recommended her some time ago when I was looking to talk to someone about loss in 2020. We finally made it happen—in person, no less—since Cole now lives in Los Angeles. Also, she brought bread and butter! And she made the butter herself while hanging out with Alie Ward earlier in the day! On this episode we discussed pepperoni rolls, Kentucky, her relationship with religion, feeling drawn to study death and dying, interning at a crematorium, what people get wrong about grief, funeral directors, misconceptions about people in the deathcare industry, whether the industry is predatory, why living forever isn’t what we should want, infertility, shadowloss (a term she coined), roller derby, cicadas, thanabotany, pickle ball, making daisy chains, Ruby and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone wherein I revealed some things I’ve never revealed on the show.

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Robin Shorr and Joel Stein join Tony Thaxton and me to discuss cults, cultiness, Robin’s close call, the celebrity Robin has been working out next to who apparently “drips sex,” the way Facts of Life affected Joel Stein’s virginity, losing friendships over email mishaps, how seriously the Super Bowl players take the whole thing, the halftime show, Valentine’s Day, Andy Cohen and more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY and talked about an adoptable dog named Gypsy!

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Pro wrestler Dalton Castle has been a guest on the Thursday group version of my show numerous times but I felt like I needed a one-on-on-plus-Tony to really get to the core of what makes him the enviable weirdo he is. We talked about Punxsatawney Phil, worrying, how he maintains a positive outlook even when things are going awry, head shops, Jimmy Pardo, growing up in Rochester with three siblings, getting beat up by his brothers, cutting/making weight AKA “seasonal bulimia,” amateur vs professional wrestling, what him mom thinks of his career, his years in radio, meeting his wife, dislocating his jaw, The Boys, Tommy Dreamer and more. We also answered your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Jenna Kim Jones and #AL are here to talk about sugar sausage, Tony’s new glasses and the new personality he seems to have to accompany them, when people around you suddenly change and it’s threatening, the stylist who ruined my childhood, a certain merit badge, prepping, the RV, black and white cookies, celebrity cruises, riding bikes in the city, Jenna’s hair routine, Michael Vick, homeschool, robes, an adoptable dog named Chanel and more.

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Sarah Edmondson (HBO’s The Vow, A Little But Culty, Scarred) joins the show to talk about her experience escaping the NXIVM cult, her feelings speaking at the screening of the season two finale, realizing she’d been misled about what her brand (yes, she was branded) represented, her reactions to Keith Raniere, her thoughts on the loyalists (her husband and ALBC cohost Anthony “Nippy” Ames makes a brief appearance too), whether she thinks Nancy Salzman was sincere, recruiting/enrolling people, deprogramming, moving to Atlanta, the one thing most people susceptible to cults have in common, Pam Cafritz’s funeral, suspicions that Keith was poisoning women, Allison Mack, writing her memoir and more. We also did a round of JMOE, HGFY and answered your questions. Plus Sarah read the vows Keith wrote for her wedding. And we’re giving away a copy of her book!

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Mike Hanford, Tim Kalpakis and Jeff Dutton of The Sloppy Boys and The Birthday Boys are here in person and we are getting to the bottom of words and phrases we can’t stand. We’re also talking about how Jeff cleans his feet before bed, dogs in the bed, how they all chose their bedrooms when they roomed together, water, the live show I attended, baths, robes, Manders and so much more. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone, HGFY and our adopt a dog segment.

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Comedian, writer, actor, musician and podcaster Matt Lieb (Pod Yourself a Gun, Frotcast, Good Mythical Morning) joins the show to talk about the miniseries Fresno, Pan-Asian buffets, the timeline of his recent marriage and brand new baby, doulas, good and bad books to read to prepare for childbirth, being 13 years sober, being addicted to heroin, having a seizure, literally hitting rock bottom, shocking videos, musicals, Good Mythical Morning and so much more. We also took your questions!

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Bridget Todd makes her Thursday show debut (she was a previous guest on a Monday show) and now I want to do hallucinogens and move to Portugal. Andrew Hunt is back and he did not try to steal a date’s personal info but he once drew a completely straight line in high school freehand! Also he loves to move which is insane. I’m so discombobulated I’m acting professional and an embarrassing story of what prompted my move to NYC, which I don’t even recall mentioning, is remembered by Andrew. Plus the multiverse theory, revolting fantasies, Canada’s penchant for big things, Tony’s trip to Fresno for a wrestling show, Andrew’s Property Brothers song and more. And the return of the adoptable dog segment!

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Daniel and I have reconvened after the chaos of last week to talk about graduation tassels and a ridiculous mortar board debacle, an outrageous school meeting Daniel attended, a series of Hey Go F*ck Yourselves, whether I’m on the fast track to becoming a furry and more. Plus we took your calls and you’re all killing it with the name sandwich!

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RJ City is here in the flesh and he has choice words for both Daniel and me. Renee Colvert makes her triumphant return and I’ve found an amazing photo of her from her jukebox musical days that we need to discuss. Tony has my back and then doesn’t and it’s basically hunger games. Plus Deleted Tweets, Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Pro-wrestler, actor and talk show host RJ City (AEW’s Hey! (EW)) is in town and in studio. He gives me an inordinate amount of sh*t for the previous night’s debacle, maligns otters, tries to drive a wedge between Tony and me, and refuses to accept that I “get” wrestling now. We also talk about aliases, arachnophobia, attending a “happening” drama school, Kaye Ballard, sex, threesomes, protein bars, Don Knotts, and more. Plus the return of How Dare You and audience questions.

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Jackie Johnson is here and once again her fruit has been stolen! And not just any fruit but sentimental fruit! Caroline Moss is here and happens to know a ton about the rules surrounding helping yourself to your neighbor’s bounty. Plus she and Tony Thaxton share a pair of pants. We compare notes about New Year’s Eve and also discuss the sorry state of my eyes. Plus predictive text, astronomical homes, loungewear and more!

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Am I taking the easy way out by doing these episode with Daniel or is this what the people demand? Also why do you look a non-gift horse in the mouth? Plus your calls, celebrities’ less attractive siblings, why my coat is a giant middle finger to Marie Kondo, whether any robe is acceptable to Daniel, more love for the Quantz Method of sweater hanging, setting your phone to dark mode, a zippy discussion of the recent Adam Carolla Show firings and more. But not much more.

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Happy New Year! I lost my voice and had to cancel a couple recordings! After a lengthy discussion with Daniel at the top, we head back to 2015 for The Al Quiz episode! Original description: The man who calls himself Allan Moss is a mystery to us all. On this episode Alison, Greg Heller, Daniel Quantz, Jenna Kim Jones, Jeff Fox and special return guest Jordan Morriscompete to see who knows #Al best. Plus, Greg Heller performs an #ALQUIZ song live in Dining Room Studios. Not only that, Jordan tells some stories, Alison is all about fitness and cup filling, Jenna had to dodge seagulls AND MORE. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs from this episode).

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Daniel and I are back together for another episode wherein we take your calls and discuss our resolutions going into the new year. We also talk about memorable New Year’s Eves and which years, exactly, I was an after school special. Plus Daniel’s Kewl Beanz and more.

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With all the nog talk lately I wanted to revisit one of my favorite episodes with one of my favorite guest combos. Original description: A rare Thursday show treat! Paul Rust and Michael Cassady are here on the eve of their new Don’t Stop Or We’ll Die release Diamond Skies Over Western Dreams. Tone Zone Thaxton played drums on it so it’s like we have a whole band in the studio. What do you do when you have a whole band in your studio? You talk about egg nog! And eye language, Brooklyn and more. Also Daniel and I are back from Hawaii and I learned some things. Plus we do a round of Just Me Or Everyone and get a Tony Update and so much more.

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After an explanation and a brief chat with Daniel to see what he remembers, we are going back to March of 2014 for Daniel’s very first appearance on the show. Original description: Daniel Quantz (Alison’s brand new husband) stops by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to set the record straight on a few things and talk about how he and Alison met. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs from this episode).

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Jordan Morris is here and he’s anti-egg. He claims he isn’t but I know better. There are more winged creatures in my studio and Daniel’s here to save the day. How are we all feeling as we barrel into Christmas? Plus I’m considering adding a robe to the pandemic uniform I’m still rocking and I experience a nap that’s also a personal low. Plus iconic infomercials and important B.O. talk!

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Can you believe actor, comic, writer and podcast host Brian Posehn has never been on my show? I can’t either. We finally caught up to talk about his new special Posehna Non Grata, having an extreme growth spurt when he was 18, egg nog, starting standup, sitcom sets that were welcoming vs ones that weren’t, his experience with the late Kirstie Alley, Mr. Show, his two dogs, new music, fatherhood and more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Dalton Castle has returned to the show to share how it feels to lose a championship belt on TV and also, according to RJ City who is also here, to forget to bring one to a match between the two of them a long time ago. Also if you were hoping Dalton had an update about the astronaut-adjacent guy who is trying to steal his wife, you’ll just have to listen. RJ takes issue with the way I apply tinsel to trees and I have some questions about a casual reference he makes to psychedelics. Once again I am thinking I should have business cards and once again I’m surrounded by people who lack vision. Daniel was pursued by carnal mushroomers and we realize that Dalton and RJ are archetypes. Which are you? Plus more egg nog discussion and Owen’s new interest in giant wheels of cheese.

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After an arduous chunk of time trying to get everything set up for video, a process I find extremely annoying, Daniel and I sit down to record a show and I begin crying in the first eight minutes. I have never done this. It wasn’t really about the video. Also we took your calls about made-up games and egg nog. A shocking number of you are anti-nog and while I am shocked Daniel is shocked with a capital SH. I think he’s angry. And disappointed. I force him to play something called “The Rhyming Game,” and also we talk about our recent Disneyland outing. Plus more including a deep dive debrief of the dating stuff on this week’s Thursday show since someone said Daniel was an “angel” for sitting through that and I needed to know how he truly felt about it. Plus more!

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Josh Gondelman is here and he’s still plagued by this pernicious cocaine rumor. Daniel Quantz isn’t helping matters. Also joining us is Miles Kahn who used to work at The Daily Show and then Samantha Bee and not only is he the person responsible for bringing Jenna Kim Jones to the show but also he once cut my hair on air and went on a couple casual dates with me years ago. We dig into our sordid history including a reading of some emails and it’s extremely mortifying. Miles comes off fine. Plus Big Al, being rich enough to have two toilets, talking yourself into going to an event only to regret the effort, intellectual property, landlords, and more.

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Anthony Bowens is one half of the hugely popular wrestling tag team The Acclaimed and he’s also AEW’s first openly gay world champion. Additionally he’s an actor and model who has a steadily climbing YouTube channel, Michael & Anthony, with his boyfriend Michael Pavano. He stopped by the show to talk about National Scissoring Day, protecting his voice, going from playing baseball in college to wrestling, working with Max Castor, turning down an offer from WWE to join AEW, auditioning for AEW, coming out, meeting his boyfriend, catchphrases, birthmarks, his relationship with his parents, breakfast, intermittent fasting, collecting toys, Power Rangers, traveling and more. We also answered your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Are your Xmas stockings filled with nail clippers and lottery tickets or unshelled walnuts and oranges? Apparently these are the only options unless you’re in Canada—where RJ City may or may not live—where stockings are filled with feet because it snows. Also, do you think cavemen got manicures? Robin Shorr, fresh from nearly joining a cult, regales us with a story of choosing the wrong sketch to share with a writer’s room and Daniel and I are worried our son has chosen darkness. Plus tales of waiting tables, working an omelette bar, one way flirting, breaking up fights, communication conspiracy theories and I ask the question on everyone’s mind: why are wrestlers so shiny?

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Daniel and I have gotten together one day after Thanksgiving and we’re doing something we don’t normally do: attempting to record ourselves on video too. It’s all very fancy. We listen to your calls and recount Daniel’s big push into bread pudding. Plus Elliot’s somewhat alarming gratitude list offering, siblings who are extremely honest, a discourse discord, TGIBF and more.

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Canada’s own Andrew Hunt returns to the show and joining him is Amanda Brooke Perrin whom I know as one of frequent guest Renee Colvert’s good friends but get this… turns out… MORE

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Comic, actor, writer and podcast host (Bananas) Kurt Braunohler is back and he has a new special out called Perfectly Stupid which I loved. Also the New York Times loved it. We… MORE

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Lizzy Cooperman has joined us and she’s finally divulging the true story behind the pillow reveal of the her last appearance. A pillow reveal reveal! Plus a Jordan Morris bolo tie update!… MORE

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Journalist and author Joel Stein (Time, Los Angeles Times) is back and he’s entered the world of podcasting with Story of the Week. I want to know why the world needs his… MORE

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Jackie Johnson is here with another exclusive story and oh boy this one is amazing and involves poop particles! Caroline Moss makes her in person Thursday show debut and we love her!… MORE

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This one is a doozy! We take your calls about annoying things our partners do, discuss shoulder pads in a can and 80s commercials, Daniel’s brief bad energy, specific ways to beg… MORE

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e This week’s episode is an encore presentation of one of my favorite group episodes that originally ran Oct 18, 2017. I explain the reason for the encore at the top. Original… MORE

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Niccole Thurman is here in person for the first time and she’s fresh from the wedding of the century! Jordan Morris is also here and he’s fresh from Van Nuys where he… MORE

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Comic, actor, author, musician Dave Hill is in town while on a brief tour with Puddles Pity Party so I forced him to come to my studio so we could catch up.… MORE

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Robin Shorr is here in person and her pants match her purse but she swears it’s not on purpose. Her old neighbor Luka Jones whom I loved as Aidy Bryant’s boyfriend in… MORE

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Comic, actor, host Jade Catta-Preta (The Soup, Hotties) joins us to talk about whether Tony is gaslighting us, her new special Jaded, her new musical comedy special A Jade Is a Jade,… MORE

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Wendy Molyneux is here and she does not like black toilets. In fact she likens my love of fancy shuffling to a black toilet in that it’s a deal breaker. This is… MORE

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Eric Jason Martin has narrated over 350 audiobooks, and over 450 features for The New York Times Audio, including several episodes of the The Daily podcast. He directed Kate McKinnon and Emily Lynne’s Heads Will… MORE

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Dalton Castle, RJ City, Tony Thaxton and Daniel Quantz are here for a very fun episode wherein not only do we see who knows Dalton best but somehow, and I still don’t… MORE

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What a pleasure to catch up with my old friend, Longreads founder and journalist Mark Armstrong who is now helming the short fiction podcast project Ursa where he works with authors Dawnie… MORE

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Fan favorite Jackie Johnson is back IN PERSON to tell us about the birth of her baby and the time Blink 182 retweeted her pumpkin. Tony is finally back from his dumb… MORE

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Comic, writer, actor Jim Florentine makes his fourth (!) appearance on the podcast to fill me in on everything that’s been happening since we last talked in 2016. We chat about Terrorizing… MORE

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Robin Shorr returns to the show and she’s brought a long a little something extra in the form of hernatural air-dried hair. Witnessing her true follicular self are John Cullen, Stefan Heck… MORE

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Writer, filmmaker, comedian and host of the wonderful podcast (which I just guested on) Celebrity Book Club, Chelsea Devantez joins the show to talk about her love of memoirs, her first bit… MORE

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Jenna, Al and Jeff are here to witness Daniel’s sunglasses which he claims are because he got his eyes dilated and not because he’s trying to be cool. Still raw from when… MORE

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Actor and host of the hugely popular pop culture and reality show podcast So Bad It’s Good with Ryan Bailey joins the show to talk about “so bad they’re good” moments, his… MORE

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Fox Andrew Hunt has returned with stories of cheese I never want to try and also how to know if you’ve run afoul of someone from Canada. It has to do with… MORE

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Actor, screenwriter, improvisor Mary Holland (The Happiest Season, Golden Arm, Wild Horses) joins the show to talk about Corked, a hilarious new scripted podcast featuring so many friends of the show including… MORE

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Get this, we’re in person! Screenwriter Eva Anderson who was personally recommended on air by Paul Rust is here for the very first time and she didn’t bring Jimmy Pardo any cookies… MORE

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Bald Bryan Bishop (Adam Carolla Show, Film Vault, Shrinkage: Marriage, Manhood and the Tumor that Tried to Kill Me) returns to the show to update us on his battle with brain cancer,… MORE

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There’s so much going on in this episode with Wendy Molyneux and David Huntsberger I don’t know if I can even accurately describe it but I will try. Because of the drought… MORE

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Comic, writer and host (Lady to Lady) Babs Gray joins the show to talk about her new podcast Babstinence where she’s giving up drinking for a year and sharing her journey as… MORE

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Halfway through this podcast I found out there was an uninvited slithery guest in a bush outside our house and I valiantly continued even though I wanted to pack my bags and… MORE

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After discussing my ongoing obsession with the way Tony’s arm is probably going to explode from all his drumming, we are joined by writer and host of the shopping podcast Gee Thanks… MORE

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RJ City makes his third appearance on the show and wants to know if that means he’s now a regular. Dalton Castle makes his debut and he’s brought a very sparkly jacket… MORE

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Comic, host Ben Gleib (Chelsea Lately, Idiotest) is back to talk about his new special, The Mad King, which premieres on YouTube August 14. We discuss his role in the presidential debate,… MORE

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Andrew Hunt is back and he just went viral on Tik Tok. We have questions. Robin Shorr, with whom I’m now trauma-bonded, is here and I need more details about her nickname.… MORE

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Phil Rosenthal (Somebody Feed Phil, Everybody Loves Raymond) and David Wild (Rolling Stone) have been on my show separately but never together. That changes today! The longtime friends are here to discuss… MORE

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Do I have what it takes to be a wrestling fan? I’m beginning to doubt it. Does Colt Cabana have what it takes to cut it on Nantucket? Please savor that rhyme.… MORE

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Comedian, writer and motivational speaker Jackie Fabulous (America’s Got Talent) joins the show to talk about her new special Menoplause, moving back to the Bronx and living in the house she grew… MORE

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Paul Rust and Michael Cassady are here, hot off their cheer in Dance Magazine and we have a lot to talk about including wholesome high school sassiness, the “mur book,” Paul’s sudden… MORE

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Daniel and I brought the equipment inside to record this episode, featuring the Tucson emergency room Covid saga, after the kids went to bed. We also took your calls. Daniel let me… MORE

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Jon Gabrus, Betsy Sodaro and Chef Jeff Fox are here to talk about getting cut off while partying in Moab, Utah (Gabrus was there filming 101 Place to Party Before You Die… MORE

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Wrestler, actor, comic, children’s book author and host of podcasts The Art of Wrestling and Wrestling Anonymous, Colt Cabana joins the show to talk about why we’re recording a night early and… MORE

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Hi, it’s present day me dropping in to say that this is one of my favorite episodes and perhaps it’s one of yours as well? I explain why you’re hearing it again… MORE

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Kristen Meinzer and Jolenta Greenberg of By the Book podcast and the book How to Be Fine join the show to talk about their new Audible podcast, Romance Road Test, where they… MORE

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Allie Mac Kay, Greg Fitzsimmons, Jeff Fox, Daniel and I discover that I’ve been disseminating incorrect information about pineapples. Turns out it’s upside down pineapples that indicate swinging. I think? Also we… MORE

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We landed the Bad Boy of Podcasting himself! Holed up in Pittsburgh hotel room, Tony Thaxton fills me in on life on the road with Motion City Soundtrack. Also apparently his mom… MORE

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Canadian Andrew Hunt is finally back, after a decade of planning, and he’s brought fun facts and a quiz! Caissie St. Onge returns and despite a real morning, she is shockingly fresh-faced.… MORE

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Professional wrestler and Hey! (EW) host, RJ City joins the show to talk about his insane pronunciation of “mauve,” not remembering a time he wasn’t into wrestling, Tony Khan from AEW hiring… MORE

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Robin Shorr, Jordan Morris, Jeff Fox and Daniel are here for a truly shocking edition of Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze (White Chocolate) and I want to know what one thing helps… MORE

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New York Times best-selling author Jenny Mollen returns to the show nearly ten years later (!!) to talk about her debut novel, City of Likes, which she says might be her most… MORE

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Jeff Fox is filling in for Tony and he’s brought snacks from Ireland! Daniel, Elliot and Owen join us for Irish snack chat. Jordan Morris is here along with Jenna and Al… MORE

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Comedian Lizzy Cooperman joins me IN PERSON to talk about hosting a podcast, Lizzy Cooperman’s In Your Hands where she allows listeners to vote on which action she will take next. We… MORE

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For Tony’s Picks number five, Tony has brought together a real A team of podcasting! We have legend Paul F. Tompkins who once heard a man tell a story about eating a… MORE

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Shane Dawson returns to the show to talk about starting a podcast again (The Shane Dawson Podcast), getting cancelled, making an apology video, moving to Colorado, therapy, reprioritizing, listening to podcasts, grey… MORE

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Tony Thaxton can barely contain his rage once more but seems to have conveniently forgotten the poison pen emails that he sent David Huntsberger and Wendy Molyneux less than 24 hours before.… MORE

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Nick Wiger (Doughboys, Get Played Pod) joins us to weigh in on my personal news and then talk about growing up in Lake Forest, his lack of sentimentality, playing in a ska… MORE

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Jonah Ray and John Ross Bowie join Daniel and me for TONY’S PICKS #4! Can you believe this half-assed disaster has gone on for four episodes and not only hasn’t imploded but… MORE

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Podcaster, writer and activist Bridget Todd (There Are No Girls On The Internet, Stuff Mom Never Told You, UltraViolet) joins the show to talk about how dangerous Tony is, growing up in… MORE

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It’s Tony’s Picks #3 if you can believe it! This time he’s brought Ben Acker, who has come to set to record straight regarding the term “bump” and his old Feliz Navipod… MORE

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Political pundit and writer Mary Katharine Ham makes her 8th (!!!) appearance on the show to talk about the birth of her third daughter, her appearance earlier that day on Bill Maher,… MORE

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Daniel’s hearing phantom chickens or losing his mind, I can’t figure out my calendar, Renee’s hair is bewitching, Dave’s new color blind glasses are really bringing worldle to life and Tony’s mom… MORE

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My favorite immersion journalist, A.J. Jacobs (The Year Of Living Biblically, The Know-It-All) is back with another book where he’s thrown himself into a specific world—this time that of puzzles. He even… MORE

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Another Tony’s Picks episode is behind us and now Tony’s head is going to be bigger than ever. Wrestler, actor, comic and host of Hey! (EW) RJ City is here, along with… MORE

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Ok so this week I am introducing you all to my newest show, one I know you’ve heard me talking quite a bit about, Upworthy Weekly. This is a pretty high stakes… MORE

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It’s the first episode of TONY’S PICKS (where Tony Thaxton books my guests) and anything could happen! He’s booked Matt Gourley and Mark McConville who’ve come equipped with fun facts and silly… MORE

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Writer, producer, actor and podcast host (I Said No Gifts!, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) Bridger Winegar is here IN PERSON to talk about waking up at 6:45am to read books… MORE

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Betsy Sodaro, Daniel and Tony are here but Daniel has to leave before the end of the show. How best to make use of our limited Daniel time? The plan was to… MORE

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Theme park journalist and ASME award-winning cookie writer Carlye Wisel (Very Amusing) returns in person to the show to talk about stumbling upon the sugar cookie conflict that’s overtaken Utah, her love… MORE

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I’ve been in a melancholy mood for no good reason and I want to know what what everyone else on the show does when they’re also feeling down. Ken Reid, Renee Colvert, Tony Thaxton and Daniel weigh in. Also we talk again about Tony’s love affair with self-checkout and the period of my life where I kept bursting into tears when I heard “Need You Now” at the grocery store. Plus Ken’s guitar building, extended candy talk, black licorice, Mr. Belvedere and more.

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When I was 24 I made a list of qualities I was looking for in a soulmate. How close did I get with Daniel? I read the list, some of which I no longer even understand, and we discuss. Plus Daniel’s Starbucks wife, the Walgreen’s incident, 311, a commenter who got under my skin, matcha, whether DQ is a classic ass man, your calls and so much more.

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Jordan Morris, Robin Shorr, Tony Thaxton and Daniel are back for a discussion of Elden Ring, Robin’s amazing diary readings, cats, a smear campaign regarding cats, sexy age-related pooping concerns and Daniel’s opinions of the show. And a cameo from Owen!

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Daniel is huffing a puffing like no one’s business at the beginning of this episode. Also the rug in the studio blows chunks out of his butt apparently. I am carrying the show, hence one set of footprints. We take your calls and Daniel has a lot of say about rivers. Plus the most teenagery teenager we ever saw and a memorable crop dusting. And a performance of Irish folk song “Wee Falorie Man” by Elliot at the end.

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Robin Shorr, Jordan Morris, Tony Thaxton and Daniel are here and Robin is pretty sure it was the table full of Machine Gun Kellys who gave her covid. Jordan is showing off his newly renovated home office and needs our thoughts on a potentially enraging conversation he had at a party. I’ve decided there’s no good way to explain you’re a podcaster and Daniel is the green juice of Twitter. And more! Sign up for my newsletter!

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The Bad Boy of Podcasting himself, Tony Thaxton, is here IN PERSON to talk with me about his passion for self checkout, cautious optimism, having several options, this show needing an airline czar and also a young people czar, the thumbs up emoji, fly swatters, dating, grey days, paying me 40K to record in person and more. We also took your calls.

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David Huntsberger, Renee Colvert, Tony Thaxton and Daniel are here to talk about the two images we all remember from the Guinness Book of World Records. Also David’s legendary almanac of outfits that he’s kept ever since he was a boy. Plus Renee’s new job, Daniel’s horrible joke in the Starbuck’s drive thru line, Pi Day, MLMs, Ponzi schemes and cults, Daniel’s dark sex and more!

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Mike Sacks writes about comedy for The New Yorker, The New York Times and Vanity Fair to name a few but he also writes comedy himself. His latest book, Passing on the Right is written from the point of Skippy “Batty” Battison, a fictional right wing comedian, podcaster and satellite radio shock-jock whose takes are too hot for the mainstream, or so he believes, and who is so familiar I was sure he was based on an actual person (Sacks swears he is not). The book, like all of Sacks work, is hilarious. We talked about how his OCD helps him write, his daily routine, whether he has a chip on his shoulder, early aspirations, his unlikely path to interviewing, assholes in comedy, Alex Jones, confident morons, spices with no business in food and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Jackie Johnson, Ben Sheehan, Tony Thaxton and Daniel are here to get to the bottom, no pun intended, of a lot of things. Do you know what color your you-know-what is? Jackie is surprised to learn hers is a deep purple while most of the dudes on the show claim ignorance of their own special shade. We talk about what’s in store for Jackie’s third trimester and Daniel offers some unique baby names as only he can. Ben quizzes us on which countries have the most nukes and we also talk smoothies. Plus double tipping and my proprietary ideas for how to disrupt the seven billion dollar medical tech industry.

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Writer, actor, host and comedy legend Beth Lapides has been referred to by The LA Times as the “Godmother of alternative comedy” for creating the long running UnCabaret—one of the first, if not the very first alt-comedy shows. Now she’s released So You Need to Decide, an audiobook that’s part memoir, part conversation about decision-making featuring discussions with some of your favorite comedians. We talked about growth, turning down Oprah, creating UnCabaret, changing your mind, dancing with chaos, MTV, accepting Tony’s first offer and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Hey Go Fuck Yourself.

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It’s The Alison Rosen/Doughboys Crossover Event Spectacular of the Century in that I was on the Doughboys Double on Tuesday and now they are on my show!!! Have you ever wanted to hear some of your favorite guests talk about various types of USB cables? You’d think you wouldn’t but you’d be surprised! It wasn’t just tedious tech talk with Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell though! We also talked about my recent appearance on their show, creative inspiration, Nick’s alpha brother, ghost kitchens, sleep paralysis, tipping amounts, your parents’ tipping customs, hat man, Tony’s drumming, DQ’s food Qs and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Doctor and stand up comedian Priyanka Wali (HypochondriActor) joins the show to talk about my aversion to water, high fructose corn syrup, whether she’s more doctor or comedian deep down, what she thinks she’d be if her family hadn’t pressured her to go into medicine (the answer will surprise you!), her experience with depression, cohosting HypochondiActor with Sean Hayes, string cheese,artificial sweetener, pens, reality TV, Tik Tok medical controversies, IUDs, being recruited for Indian Matchmaker and turning it down and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Do you take a shower immediately upon waking? Tony does. And then he puts on shoes! (And also clothes.) I prefer to wake up slowly before being violently accosted by wetness. Tod Perry is here and he frequents the same sandwich shop where Greg Heller famously left a Yelp review for reasons we can’t remember. Robin Shorr is here and she brought her diary! And turns out Tod did as well! An embarrassment of diaries! Daniel is here and he’s so sick of me talking about his mayonnaise habit but I refuse to stop. Plus some Generation X talk and so much more!

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Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson of the hit podcast Guys We F*cked join us to talk about Our Special Day, the true emptiness of the butt, their good cop/bad cop relationship, Krystyna’s transformation, Corinne dating a married man in an open relationship and the truth about polyamory, how the show started, Amber Rose, anti slut-shaming, their deal with Luminary, haters, childhood trauma, developing a TV series, lies about love, giving advice, not talking about current relationships, their dogs, things that make them angry, sexting theater and so much more. We also answered your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Arden Myrin, fresh from food poisoning, is here to encourage my eventual move to Rhode Island. Rob Cohen, who has not only been to Arden’s hometown but met her dad, is also here to be uncomfortable while I ask him personal questions. Tony is here too and claims he has no game but I don’t buy it. I’m a little up in my head following a recent podcast appearance and also my husband is encroaching on my bathroom counter space. I’d write more here but if he sees this he’ll be on to me. I have a plan thanks for my guests! And Jeff is here with drops a-plenty! Follow his cat on social media!

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Comedian, actress, writer and podcast host Betsy Sodaro (Ghosts, Duncanville, We Love Trash) joins us to talk about growing up in Colorado, being the daughter of a children’s playwright and youngest of four sisters, writing notes to her parents, trying to be “cool” in middle school, religion, working with Crystal the monkey on Animal Practice, the California Raisins, panic attacks, her prank engagement to Drew Tarver and more. We also answered your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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I am not okay with receiving emails with, “Is everything okay?” in the subject line. Also, I want to know where everyone stands on deviled eggs. Wendy just experienced her first zoom bombing and Dave has started drinking coffee. And he’s good at it! I need to figure out what to do about an interview situation and Wendy is seducing Daniel with the aforementioned deviled eggs. Plus mental haunted houses and more.

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Dog trainer Laura London returns to talk about leaving Texas and why, what’s causing the dog overpopulation problem, the agendas of trainers versus veterinarians, doodles, common training issues, shock collars and why they create dogs that bite, separation anxiety, where your dog should sleep, flirt poles, Wendy’s rockin’ physique and more. We also took your calls and answered your questions.

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Robin Shorr and Joe DeRosa join us on Tony’s FIRST Thursday show since his tour that didn’t go as planned. I recently received a copy of a letter I wrote when I was 14 and it’s horrifying. Robin has been revisiting notebooks from around this time too. Joe DeRosa has opened a bar/sandwich shop and I want to hear all about it. Plus the existential crisis affecting all of us. And a cameo from Owen!

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Jon Gabrus is here—on his birthday no less—to talk about fat squirrels, growing up in a diverse but segregated area of New Jersey, starting High & Mighty, changing schools a number of times, getting in trouble, losing a scholarship, wearing his dad’s jeans, kid fashion, drinking, therapy, relationship day-to-day, Improv level one go-tos, meeting Betsy Sodaro and so much more. We also answered your questions.

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Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes of Bananas are here with us although actually Scotty is currently in Tahiti. He’s also been in Bora Bora and Moorea where he learned fish love pepperoni pizza. I want to know if it’s ok to violently and loudly stretch while talking to someone or if that needs to be saved for the same people you burp and fart in front of. Also we are getting to the bottom of coconut jellybeans. Jeff Fox claims he’s never had one. I am dubious. Plus Charlie Fromage, larping, hot chocolate, buttholes, Just Me Or Everyone and a secret audio easter egg at the very end!

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Jenny Pentland, author of the riveting memoir This Will Be Funny Later, was the real life inspiration for the Becky and Darlene characters on the series Roseanne, created by her mother Roseanne Barr. Jenny joins the show to talk about having been institutionalized between the ages of 13 and 18, how being a mother to five children of her own has kept her from feeling much anger at her own parents, weight issues, fame, gastric bypass, living in Hawaii, eating a squirrel, mysticism, her childhood friendship with Christina P, panic attacks, PTSD, her mom’s tweets and so much more.

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Jenna, Al and Jeff are here and how is it we’re only just now learning that Jenna’s family owned a fruit farm?? As such, Jenna is the perfect person to weigh in on the question of who are seedless grapes for. Plus we find out about Daniel’s possible hernia, the year of Jenna, my ongoing battle with exclamation points, email etiquette according to Al, Mike Tyson’s hype man, bunk beds and more!

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Journalist and podcaster Sarah Marshall of hugely popular You’re Wrong About and You Are Good joins the show to talk about how she envisions the word “juggernaut,” growing up in Oregon and Hawaii as a “lonely, adultified kid,” her theory that loneliness is an American problem, grad school, fan fiction, television about television, memory, Tonya Harding, Go Ask Alice, Flowers in the Attic, the Sex and the City reboot and continuing You’re Wrong About after her cohost Michael Hobbes left. We also took your questions, and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Jackie Johnson is here with some fantastic info about the effects of pregnancy on her bootay. Kevin T. Porter is here and honestly, his story about pretending to be the casting director of Super Mario Brothers is the best thing I’ve heard in a very long time. I want to know if 2022 is the year I finally downsize my exclamation points but everyone’s telling me I need to ditch “no worries” as well which is not going to be easy. Plus Just Me Or Everyone, liars who lie, unvaxxed celeb rumors, TV talk and more!

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Dalton Ross, Executive-Editor-at-Large for Entertainment Weekly (and old friend of mine) joins the show to talk about fighting Oscar De La Hoya for a story, how he and I met, playing the long game to get on my show, the frog he bought his son that’s still alive, empty nest syndrome, meeting his iconic wife (Christina Kelly of Sassy fame), how competition reality shows are filmed, Survivor, Temptation Island, growing up in the DC hardcore scene, starting a zine and so much more. We also did around of Just Me Or Everyone and Hey Go F*ck Yourself!

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