What Things are What Things: Recent Episodes
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James Austin Johnson used to be on this show. Now it's just Zach Pugh and to a lesser extent, Nolan Fabricius.
Thanks for hangin out with us for the past couple of years, see ya down the road maybe. Probably.
Thanks for hangin out with us for the past couple of years, see ya down the road maybe. Probably.
Yes, JAJ is back, it's great, whatever. What's important here though, is that you understand this venue (which we love!) had a PA mixer with ONE OUT. Which means I was unable to grab audio from the soundboard, and had to record the show via omni-directional-room-mic. It's not so bad, but is definitely sub-optimal. I apologize but my hands were tied! I just want you to know that I know, it's not my best work. ENJOY!
"What Nintendo Characters are What Vices" it's The Shrimp Boys, you already know fam, they take this shit very seriously. Tickets for our 100th episode live show (In Los Angeles CA, May 26th) can be purchased here: https://www.whammyanalog.com/events/what-things-are-what-things-episode-100-thingathon
"What Energy Drinks Are What Jobs" I aksed Chris if I should edit any of this stuff out, and he said no.N ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"What Canceled Guys are What Articles of Clothing" It's a good one we have a lot of fun.
"What Movie Franchises Are What Sports Franchies" I hope you like the sound of men tittering as they list obscure baseball players from yesteryear.
"Will Smith Movies and Olympic Events" We're re-releasing this one for no reason whatsoever.
"What Classic Rock Songs are What Vehicles" I regret trying to explain the NBC game show "The Wall" off mic.
"What Child Stars are What Chain Restaurants?" I don't want to spoil anything but Robby kicks the shit out of everyone in the room.
What Family Movies are What Corporations?
"...But female ducks have developed countermeasures. Their vaginas are equally long and twisting, lined with dead-end pockets and spirals that curve in the opposite direction. They are organic chastity belts, evolved to limit the effectiveness of the males’ lengthy genitals."
What Presidents are What Cereal?
My principle memory of this ep was that we spent a long time before we started recording talking about how good "The Dress Up Gang" is and what a tragedy it is that it was buried when TBS's ownership changed hands. Oh, the game is "What Breakfast Cereals are What Presidents".
What Super Bowl Halftime Performers are What Wing Sauces?
Please enjoy this bonus episode from another age. All of our old episodes from Season 1 can be found on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whatthingsarewhatthings And yes, these episodes do feature everyone's favorite on-screen S&L talent: John Austin Jameson.
What Game Shows are What Rockers?
Two real ones, Alex and Isaac form Hembree, join us on the eve of their second album's release. Fwiw Alex and I figured out we both were at the same Muse show in 2005.
What White House Cabinet Positions are What Mascots?
We recorded this a couple hours before the Chiefs game. That's right, we're doing descriptions now.
What Brothers are What McDonald's Menu Items?
This one was remote cuz Omicron but that's over now so we're prolly good.
What Christmas Songs are What Sweet Treats?
This one gets pretty gross, but it's all for a good cause.
What Seinfeld Episodes are What US States?
These guys are in popular bands, one of them wore a leather jacket to the recording. Which one? Our patrons (https://www.patreon.com/whatthingsarewhatthings) already know.
What Heist Films are What Universities?
Dan Gill says at one point he's trying to look like Kurt Vonnegut on purpose. And I for one, believe him.
What Music Trios are What Buffet Items?
We record this show in a warehouse where they store and ship skateboarding merch. John actually recognized some of the brands in play, which I found mildly impressing.
What Classic Novels are What Pizza Toppings?
Amy sold her book, so we're obviously very proud.
What Power Couples are What Cars?
Lindsay has made enemies of previous guests on the show, so we're happy that things wound up ok between her and Simon by the end.
What Scary Movies are What Evil Guys?
Sam's on again, so you know someone else dropped out.
What Zodiac Signs are What Halloween Costumes?
Listen to hear about the 13th Zodiac sign.
What Scary Musicians are What Fast Food Items?
Just two solid guys. Joe is a big Chiefs fan and CJ once had the unenviable task of retriving my phone from a Lyft he had ordered after a Wilco show. God bless him and that driver, got my phone back the next morning.
What SNL Cast Members are What SNL Musical Guests?
Jamel Johnson is only one letter away from James Johnson. Only one of them is banned from Venmo tho.
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