Breaking Awesome: Recent Episodes
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Dan terrorizes local children with his volcano demonstration, Matt does not plant corn, Kent says no to his family, and Heath oversees a depiction of America’s greatest vampire hunter.
Dan’s kids discover the true meaning of Easter (gorging on candy). Kent parties with social workers. Heath is now almost old enough to justify his ever graying hair. Matt plays hooky. Matt’s alternate description: Matt edits this podcast episode into a singular work of avant-garde comedic genius only to be booed offstage by an angry […]
Dan settles an age old question, the egg came first. Matt will never be satisfied by anyone but Dickens. Kent is persuaded not to preach about tithing for Easter Sunday. Heath does NOT turn 40. Show Notes and Links Kent’s “No Perfect Peeps Allowed” video for his Church. If you are in Oswego Kansas this […]
Never lift weights with Kent, never work for Heath’s “family”, never let Matt fix your ATV, and never eat Mexican food with Dan.
Matt fights fires while building a monster computer, Kent finally becomes a man, Daniel starts a career in movie trailer voiceovers, and Heath finds himself redundant.
Heath’s friend in Canada commits a felony, Kent catches a “fountain of vomit,” Matt remembers the Alamo, and Dan goes looking for dead bodies. Note: This recording session was broken into 3 podcasts because of it’s length. This is part 1. Part 2 and 3 will be released shortly as episodes 9 and 10.
Heath has a Fanta™stic time in Côte d’Ivoire, Dan visits his Father-land, Matt finds out he can’t read Spanish, and Kent lovingly restores his new best friend.
Matt is ambushed by the French on the high seas, Dan can’t even begin to remember all the countries he’s visited, Kent likes his trees happy AND autotuned, and Heath finally understands the entire history of Western Civilization. Actual footage of Matt’s website debacle:
Lightning crashes, Dan’s Saturn dies. The ignition that was his now belongs to Matt’s Nissan. Heath is relieved that his favorite clown is ok, And Kent’s plan to attend the PanAm games gets foiled.
Special guest Eeyore, sits in for Matthew, Kent sleds down a cliff of death with his kids, Dan volunteers for a Michael Bay brainwashing experiment, and Heath uses Jon Stewart to put down everyone in the 18-34 crowd.
Kent won’t take no crap from his plumber, Daniel denies having anything to do with shooting a bald eagle and then mooches off the U.S tax payers, Matt naively defends liars, and Heath says that zombies have great depth of character. Show Notes: In case you aren’t the conssumate Friends expert that Dan is, Here is […]
Dan nervously fingers his scalp to check for horns, Kent moves candles with his mind, Matt absolves the Seattle Seahawks, and Heath despairs in his music scouting skills. Show Notes: We mentioned Kent’s glorious magnolia tree. Behold: Matt mentioned his finger pin. Here is an X-Ray of it: If you are a sicko like […]
In Episode 1, Dan admires his own heinie, Kent is mistaken for Quasimodo, Matt pays $30 a month to avoid walking 50 yards, and Heath ponders the inevitable doom of all space pioneers. Show Notes: After talking about what our past selves would say to our current selves, I now wonder what the past-future Marty would […]