2 Bald Dads: Recent Episodes
Chris and Matt
Who can it get better than this?? It’s Thursday, you’re pulled over and listening to 2 of the Baldest, mediocre-est dads in the business. Slap yourself cause you’re not dreaming it’s 2BD Time!!
We’ve got a classic Dad moment do this week where we’re talking elite dadding at a scale we’ve yet to see, really arousing stuff! We’re also giving props to the peoples champion on his being day!
Hot miners is back this week as we delve deep into the annals of the internet and look at the seedy underbelly of comments on Sydney Sweeney’s Birthday insta post. Hot tip, it’s gross!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Get your Choc-tops at the ready, stubs flubbed and holes in the bottom of your popcorn boxes. It’s time for another huge night at de Klüb!
This week we’re taking on the 2015 comedy Daddy’s Home. Super funny? Yep! Slamming Hotties? Yep! And that’s just the podcast hosts.
Join us as we take a peek into this movie absolutely teeming with dad-ness.
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Don’t let it be said that the dads don’t take on the taboo topics!
Off the back off some pretty untidy going ons the Dads are taking a pretty uncomfortable look into boys in daycare.. are their days numbered?
Let the Dads tread carefully as we navigate this nasty topic.
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Can you believe it’s the start of the tri-week already!! A fresh start for a cuppla fresh faced/severely aged dads!
This week we’ve got a classic dad moment ep where we’re talking the odd choices our kids make in library and how to go about capturing that which should never be handled by human hands.
Hot Miners is back! This week we once again delve into the hellscape that is Facebook marking place to discuss one of the dad’s live listings!
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Get your skivvies at the ready! You came here for a cultural phenomenon and boy have you come to the right place, Because we’ll be talking about one!
It’s time to stub up and enter the 2 Dad Cinema Klüb!!! We’re taking in the huge sensation that is K-Pop Demon Hunters. It’s right in the zeitgeist and we’re all over it.
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Let the dogs out, Heya, yippie yi yo! It’s time to crack another stone cold, certified gold 30 minutes of audio parenting pleasure. Come, join us in the pleasure palace…
This week we have a huge hot topic ep for you, we’ve bolstered our usual guests from 2, to an impressive 3!
This week we’ve brought in the big guns, a mysterious teacher from the Sydney region, and with good reason. This week we’re taking on book week! Is it just a giant punish or are there some redeemable qualities?
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It’s Thursday motherlovers, let’s get serious about getting silly. The Dads are back with another huge, hijinks filled ep cumming at you with the suction of an aeroplane dunny!
It’s a classic dad moment ep where we look into letting you kids make their own mistakes regarding fashion faux pas and what to do when your smack bang in the middle of an epidemic.
Hot miners returns a with huge, steaming nugget. Our little pod has made a list of the, get this, top 70 2 Dad podcasts… huge!
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Roll up, roll up and please, flub your stub… I don’t want to see one unflubbed stub. Get your choc-tops creamy, cause it’s time for 2 Dad Cinema Klüb!
This week we’re looking into the “classic” 1989 cumming of age, Steve Martin starring, Parenthood. A movie that definitely exists.
Join us as we look into the mediocre highs and crushing lows of this kinda sad movie.
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For the love of all that is Dadly, it’s freaking Thursday and the Dad are here for another audio orgy cumming straight in your ear holes!
We’ve got a classic hot topic episode this week where we’re looking back on our first season of kids footy.
Join us as we look into some of the special creatures we came across on the side line and we talk about how not to be a jerk as a jr sports team parent.
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Howdie Doodie amigos, pull that car over cause it’s Thursday, and you know what that means.. it’s 2 Bald Dads time!
This week we have a huge dad moment episode, but not before….RANT CITY..and this one is coming straight from the crisper!
Once we’ve all simmered down, we’re back talking big questions especially ones that really hit you in the feels and what to do when someone finally falls asleep on you.
Hot miners is back and we’ve dug deep for some nuggets. We’re talking nicknames, no one knows why, but they’re so damn funny!
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Good morrow, let us gingerly touch our tips together as we get our stubs out and enter de klüb. That’s right lovers it’s time for another episode of the 2 Dad Cinema Klüb!!
Join us as we look back on the 08 classic comedy that is Role Models, an absolute belter of a movie. How will the dads spin this bad boy? Tune in to find out.
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Gobble Gobble mother lovers cause it’s mutha-pluckin turkey time! It’s everyone’s favourite time of the week where we sit down and just bloody talk a bit of turkey.
The dads are back and we’re talking wastage woes. Come with us on a personal journey as we look into why wastage is both a parents greatest friend l and greatest foe.
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It’s been a while, but it’s rant city baby, population 2BD universe! Strap in and strap on cause we’re back!
This week we have a classic dad moment episode cumming in your ear holes. We’re talking potty mouthed kids while opening a world of pure parenting imagination!
Hot miners is back this week, Chris has finally joined to local community page, so we check into see how it’s definitely enriched his life.
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Roll up roll up and Get your stubs out cause it’s time for another trip to de Klüb.
This week the the dads take on a stone cold classic film: Hook! That’s right, Winter Williams is in full effect and shows no signs of easing.
Join us for a nostalgia trip to never land, home to Phil Collins and Glenn Close.
Bangarang!
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Let’s get bizzzzzay baby cause lunch is served and you know what they say, lunch is a dish best served at school.
The dads are back with a huge, and hot topic for you! This week we’re talking school lunches, why are they so annoying and wtf is with crunch and sip!
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Synchronise your watches, synchronise you cycles, synchronise whatever you have to cause the Dads are back!
We have spun the tri-week-cycle wheel (name to be updated) and we’re at dad moment on the schedule! And do we have a belter for you, is so big it could barely be contains to one episode!!
This week we’re talking following through with silly threats to prove a point and what happens when a dad gets unleashed on the unexpecting public in New Zealand
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Hellllllllo you wicked wicked listeners! 2BD are back and this time you’ll find us in da Klüb! Which Klüb?? Why the 2 Dad Ciñema Klüb of course! Where the tickets are cheap and all popcorn boxes come with holes pre cut in the bottom.
This week we’re taking on an absolute, stone cold classic. It’s Mrs Bloody Doubtfire! Strap on while we have a look at Robin Williams ready going for it in a reallllll dad centric movie!
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Strap in Dad-fans cause 2BD are serving you up your tri-weekly steaming hot pile of dadly-knowledge! That’s right pull your pants down, get comfortable with a little lotion and listen up to the biggest tri-weekly pod in the tri-state area!
This week in the tri-week cycle we have a hot topic ep, and what a hot topic it is, like lava it is! This week we’re tackling the big curly questions that our kids ask us that we’re definitely not experienced to answer (note: one of us has a bachelor’s degree so technically can answer)
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How do you top episode 200, the largest, in chargest 2BD episode of all time?! HOW?!?!?!?
Easy.. with episode 201 of course! Not ones to sit on our laurels the Dads are back, balder and fatter than ever!!
We’re hitting the ground with a classic dad moment ep where we talk being body shamed by a bird how to deal with the universe trying to do everything it can to extend bedtime.
Hot Miners is back in a big way! We’re talking the wild circus that was our Mother’s Day stall at school and how the mums went feral in the fb group!
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They said I could t be done, they said it shouldn’t be done, Matt’s Dad said we’d run out of juicy ‘tent… Well today is the day we say nay to the nay sayers because we’ve bloody made it to 200 episodes, approximately*
This gravy train shows no sign of slowing down, we’ve got an absolute smelter of an ep. You love da Klüb, you want more Klüb. Well we’re here to deliver a full episode lengths 2 Dad Ciñema Klüb!
Join us while we have a look at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, an real cracker of a piccy.
Happy 200 💙
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Well hello hello and a Howdie Doodie to you toodie! It’s been a minute, but we’re back and balder than ever!!
This week we’ve got a huge, huuuuuuge, huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge hot topic episode for you, it’s gonna huge! This week we’re talking names and we’re guiding you through the 89 names that are banned in this great country of ours.
It’s gonna be a tough listen if you’re a neo-nazi or a certified #420 G-bang but there will be some great options either way!
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Get your bloody rant pants on cause bah gawd it’s been a while! 2bd are hitting you right between the thighs with a juicy rant right off the bat! We know you’re pining for it, and call us Karl Malone cause we always deliver!
We’ve got dad moments too! We’re talking about watershed parenting times and taking stock of where we’re at, it’s vastly different!
Hot miners is back this week where see look to the internet to answer the question “if you could delete one thing from The world what would it be?”
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Pull over dad-kissers! Legally we can’t ask you to continue unless you are completely stationary. We’re gonna need your full attention while we rock your socks, audibly of course. Schwing.
This week we’re burning down the hottest of hot topics! We’re looking into our favourite situational beers, what realllllly tantalises our tastebuds and what situations makes a beer more than just a beer, you feel me? Tune in to find out!
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, 2BD proudly brings to you, the podcast champions of the world!!!! The g-Dogg Matty G, the Bad Dad Chrissy W, the Two. Bald. Dadssssssssss
We’re back baby with another huge dad moment ep this week and we’re cumming at you thick and creamy! This week we’re looking. At kids saying the darndest things and how it’s gotten us into hot water.
The peoples segment is back!! The 2 Dad Ciñema Klüb returns this week so grab your popcorn and join us while we review the 2005 disasterpiece, The Punisher starring the bald king himself Vin Diesel!
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Who let the Dad’s out? Who? Who? Who? Who? It’s time pull your mother-loving cars over and peel your ears cause it’s Dad time!
This weeks hot topic has us looking back on our school daze as we prep for our 20 year reunion! It feels like school was 5 years ago so it wild that we’ve found ourselves here!
Join us as we look back at some school shenanigans and delve into what makes a good reunion!
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Introducing the chocolate dad-fish, in the hotdog flavoured podcast, bring it on!!
We’ve got a real creamy episode that we’ve creamed up to 11 on the creamer scale. It’s a classic dad moment episode where we’re talking near death experiences, what happens when you take a shot at the queen, we’re also talking creepy cinema toilet ghosts, wOoOoOoOoooo
Everyone’s favourite segment hot miners is back again and we take on a possible scam!
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..And on the 4th day of the week, all the super fans pulled over, and yay they said, for the Dads have risen! Blessed are the ears that are open to the dad’s audio salvation!
This week we’re taking on, and taking down Easter, particularly the Easter hat/bonnet parade. Dubs tee eff is with the Easter hat parade? Bit of craft for mum and dads that don’t have the time or skills to complete?? Who has the patience for this madness!!!
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Pucker Up Dad Kissers! That’s right, pucker up those ear drums and kiss those daddy sound waves. The dads are back with an indescribably huge episode!
We have our classic dad moments to kick things off, we’re talking how to compose yourself when your patience is tested to the max, we’re also talking a classic mum stitch up with hilarious hijinx!!
The bloody 2 Dad Ciñema Klüb returns!! And do we have a movie for you! We’re breaking down the 1999 classic Big Daddy!
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Take my strong hand and help me up cause there’s another ep of 2 Bald Dads for your Thursday… and we know you’re thirsty for it!
That’s right, we’re back for an episode of mammoth proportions! This weeks hot topic is about our ageing dad bods where the mind is willing but the body is unable. We’re talking aches and pains, clicks in the knee, getting up off the couch, LUMBAR STRETCHES!
If that doesn’t pickle your cucumber, I don’t know what will!
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Well hello hello and a howdy doody to you toody! It’s the Toody Bald Dads here to take your Thursdays from 6 to midnight!
This week we’re back with a classic dad moment ep, get amongst it! We’re talking why some kids can be mean, especially the ugly ones! We’re also talking our experience at the whistling house, with bonus wasp!
Hot Miners (don’t google it) is back! This week we’re looking into the seedy underbelly of bop-it record setting. Which is much, much worse than you can imagine.
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Howdy freakin doody paint sniffers! That’s right, the Dads are back with your weekly heaping of dadly dadderness. And boy do we have a real hog-cracker of an episode for you today!
This week we’ve got a classic hot topic, no fluffing each other, straight to the point… with a few detours along the way. This week we’re talking coaching, with one of us coming out of coaching and one of us stepping into it, we’re looking at the pitfalls and fit-pauls of it all.
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Well hello hello and a goody doody to you toody!!
Whatever you doing, stop, pullover, go into a fugue-like state because you are going to want to hear this!
We’re back with another huuuuuge dad moment episode.. but with a twist. This week we’re talking ageing existential crises and what to do when your kids are accidentally exposed to something that rhymes with schnine schmeleven.
But the big news, it’s the first episode of the hotly anticipated 2 Dad Cinema Klüb!! The most excluding film group in town, and you’re invited!! These week we’re taking on the classic dad movie Daddy Daycare, tune in to find out where it lands on the famous dad-o-meter!
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The Dads are back and we’re ready to hit you right between the cheeks with our juicy ‘tent!! Howdy doody superfans l, get ready for our first hot topic of 2025!!
We can’t escape it, this week we’re talking our first day of big school! What went well and what didn’t go so well. True to form we’ll be offering sage, yet unsolicited, parenting advice to make your school transition as smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche!
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the podcast. 2 bald dads are back to lay some serious parenting cable!
This week we’re back to regular programming with our dad moments of the week. We’ll be talking how to defuse a tense situation after a brutal mega disc attack and why you should never get your nappy rash creams mixed up!
Hit miners are back this week to talk about our Spotify day mixes as we try to break down why Spotify feel the need to throw shade at us constantly.
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May the 6th (Season) be With You… These are the dads you’re looking for… We are your Bald Father… Dad or Dad not, there is no try.. and other Star Wars related quotes.
If we’re quoting Star Wars it can only mean one thing… we are flipping back. We are back for what not only promises to be our 6th season but also our latest season!!!
If you’re driving, pull that shit over and lend us your ears cause we are about to tantalise you with an orgasmic onslaught is dad goodness!
To kick us off we’re talking pure, logistics, we know that it’s what the people want.. what will this season bring what can you, the good people of the show look forward to in 2025?!
We’re glad to have you back and we’re glad to be back, come along with us as we navigate this thing called lyf.
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Hell-Ho Hell-Ho Hell-Ho and a howdy doody to you bloody toody! We can’t believe we’ve made it through another year!
We’re saving the best till last as we have an absolute belter of an episode for you! Our dad moment this week is about one of the dads getting final destinationed.
We’ve got a huge hot miners this week, the dads have gone into each others Facebook archives and are bringing you best of best from the last 15 years! Cringes incoming.
Thanks for coming with us this year, we ❤️ you
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Well well well, if it isn’t the pointy end of the pointy end of the year. Here we are again but if you think The Dads are resting on their laurels you’d be wrong, dead wrong, you idiot. We’re hitting it harder than ever, getting the gains we so badly desire. So pull that car over and let’s get into it.
This week we’re talking our recent weekend away and leaving you with some tantalising travel tips that are sure to make you look like a vacay mvp!!
Hugs and kisses xo
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The band is back together, we’re turning it back with a classic and, as some would say, best 2BD line up! Pull over and let get moving!
This week we’re talking millennial shaming, why must it cause such an existential crisis?!?! We’re also talking a bit of messy spill on a kid that is not partial to mess.
Hot miners is back this week and we’re having a look at the special units the find the need to stick up for snakes on the internet.
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Matt normally writes this and its normally far more interesting and hilarious but I'm doing it this week and I've got as much creative writing skills as a lump of white dog shit.
But none the less we welcome back The Shaz this week to help us in preparation for the most wonderful time of year... Xmas!
We are back babez! The OG dad krew are tearing it up just like old timez! We’re turning back the clock, to the week before last, and doing one of our classic dad moment eps. So pull the hell over and lend us your ears.
This week we’re talking new horizons, new, exciting ways of hurting (unintentionally) our kids with an efficiency not before seen on pod! We’re also talk what to do when your kid is talking back but they’re absolute zingers!
Hot miners is back this week and we’re taking a look into the world of fully grown male comments on female athlete photos.
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Hold on to you lime Rickeys sports fans, have we got a huuuuuge episode for you!!!
This week we're changing things up a feature not 0, but 1 special guests. And what a guest we have, the one the only, the long suffering MyAmber!!
MyAmber is here to take on the totally legit list of the hottest bald men of 2025. Who's a hotty and who's a notty?
Who knows maybe we'll a little learn something about ourselves along the way.
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Giddy up Dad fans! You have been officially juiced up and left dangle. Let the dads guide you through another huge week of parenting!
This week we’ve got a classic dad moment ep. We’re taking what happens when the hurter becomes the non-hurter.. the hurtee?? Who knows! We’re also touching on Halloween and hitting all the big topics like lolly fallout.
Hot miners is back this week and we’ve got a belter for you. We’re taking a dive into the fb marketplace shaft to talk some of our all time favourites.
This is one mug you DO want to chug!
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2BD fans set your ears to turned on cause we have the hottest of hot episodes coming your way. Make sure you’re pulled over for one cause we’re back with the hot toddy himself, handsome Scott!
Hot Scotty is taking us through the trials and tribs of the 1st year of big school. What are the pitfalls of the pick up and drop off, what are the WhatsApp groups like and most importantly, how to succeed at the parent 100m sprint!
This is one mug you DO want to chug!
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Dads, mums, other category, lend us your earholes, we’d love to full them with our audio goodness!
This week we’re back to our dad momies, and this week the momies are good, homie. Believe it or not we’re talking dadding but who’s dadding who? How does one dad dad another dad’s daughter, especially when that daughter is delightfully devilish?
We’re also talking taking down the Big Dogs, we’re taking YouTube head on and questioning their choice of ads!
Hot Miners is back this week and do we have a high brow one for you! We’ve got some live reviews of a great little present that you’ll all want to get your kids: The Drive and Spin Speed Poo
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2BD fans start your engines.. then pull over and stop them, we’re gonna need for your full attention.
This week we’re back with a huge, and hot, topic and you better believe we’re burning it down! We’re taking on our local parks and using our patented 2BD algorithm to give them a definitive ranking. Once again the dads are doing the hard work so you don’t have to! Which parks have toilets? which have coffee close by? what’s the surface? We’ll answer them all in this huge ep!
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Well hello and a howdy-doody to you toody!! Your back with The Dads, like trying on your favvie pair of undies let the dads secure your privates.
We’re back with what can only be described as another huuuge episode, and we don’t use that term lightly. We’ve got a brand new seg for you to wrap your cheeks around this week. If the live debut of Spotify Questions! Hit us up on the Spot if you have any burners to ask The Dads.
We’re taking on two massive dad moments this week with one dad soaring to new heights of celebrity while the other dad is free handing nugs at a winery, tune in to see who!
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Get your kites out cause the Dads are about to put the wind up you! It’s another gusty episode with your 2 bald crusaders taking on all things dad.
This week we’re burning down hot topic again with another belter. We’re talking brave dads vs scaredy dads. What are the jobs as dads that we do require some bravery and how do we (naturally cowardly) make it happen.
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It’s Thursday and you know what that means?! A steaming hot long of juicy pod for you to feast upon, audibly of course!
Do we have an belter of an episode for you! This week we’re talking our dad moments. We’re talking what happens when you put the man who hates small talk into the ultimate small talk environment and how do you make an unattractive man even less desirable? Find out this week!
We’re back with hot miners again, this week the internet has cum to us, we’ve been hit up by some seemingly legit sources for relations!
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Gather round, peel your ears and get your Dad fix! We’re back for your listening pleasure and boy do we have a high brow ep in the cannon for you!
This week we’re revisiting the hot topic of toilet training. How we’re tackling it second time around and how we’re (not) learning from past mistakes.
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Greetings spots fans! 2BD are back with a vengeance! Pitching a tent of content so tremendous it would make your father blush!
This week we have a classic bi-weekly (?) dad moment ep. We’re talking brushes with death (lol) and what to with overly snitchy kids,
Hot miners come roaring back this week where we investigate if AI is generating oddly specific content to parent shame us.
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Well howdy doody and a huge happy birthday to all the creamy, dreamy dads out there! It’s dad’s Christmas, dad day, day of the dad, whatever you call it everyone agrees it’s the best day of the year!
This week we’re celebrating all things dad with you Father’s Day Extravaganza Comedown! What went well? What didn’t? How do you avoid the dreaded Father’s Day hangover? We’ve got all the tips!
Cream on Creamers!
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Greetings Dad Kissers! Pucker those juicy bois up and get ready for the audio smooching of a lifetime. The 2 Bald Crusaders have returned with another belter of an ep!
This week we’ve got some rip-roaring dad moments for you to sink your danglers into. We’re talking yelling at other peoples POS kids and how to handle farmers markets bully l, we’re also talking our ongoing feud with the pharmacy!
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Get back honky cats and set your state to aroused. The dads a back again this week for another schlocky shattering episode!
This week we’re we’ve got a white hot topic for you to suckle on. We’re talking extra curricular kid activities. How do parents deal with the relentless requirement to keep our kids busy?!?! How much is too much? What about our other kids? Why is book week such a pain in the ass!? You’ll find out all this and more.
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2 Bald Dads recoiled like a cobra ready to strike your ear holes with our audio venom!
We’re back for another huge dad moments ep. Newsflash: it’s winter, we’re all sick. Sick like dawwwwg if you catch my drift?? We’re approaching sickness from either end of the age scale with some real interesting results. We’re also gonna find out what really goes down in a chemist warehouse - it’s more interesting than it sounds!
Hot Miners is back this week with Olympic theme, we’ll be talking our favby games moments with a focus on the Raygun! Zap indeed.
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It’s been 5 long seasons since we open our hearts, minds and legs to the good people of the show. Alllllll the way back in season 1 we rolled out arguable one of our funniest episodes ever and now we’re running it back.
Will we be able to recapture lightning in a bottle? You bet your bottom dollar we hope we can!
We’re rerunning an ask dads anything, we’re 5 years wiser and the good people of the show want answers so here’s your opportunity to get to know the dads a little better.
Big shout out to The Shaz with the assist.
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Get back honky cats, The Dads are in your neighbourhood and we’re creepin around searching for your ear holes.We’re back this bi-week with our bi-episodinal goodness. If you want it, we’ve got it!This week we’re chatting reminders of our advanced age and sexual decline as well as a dad hack from a hack dad, yikes!Hot Miners is back this week and we’re peering into the seedy underbelly of rouge local resident associations..spicy!!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Yeah, you messing with some wet ass 2BD,Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass 2BD,Give me everything you got for this wet ass 2BD.That’s right freaks we are back and this time we mean biz-ness!This week we’re taking a detour and looking at the inappropriate songs that kids love and groove to even though their messages are less than ideal for little ears, let’s get a little spice people!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
What has 4 thumbs and delivers unsolicited parenting advice? 1 word: 2 Bald Dads! We’re back with some more audio-orgasms for your listening pleasure!It’s a huge dad moment ep this week, we’re talking what happens when one persons gift become another dads burden and we’re circling back to some classic/horrific small talk blunders.Hot Miners of the internet is back this week with a Hello Kitty Horror Story, it’s a hell of a ride!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Dads are back and they are on fleek, no cap, no cap at all my fellow youths. You are not going to believe this but the dads are back!We’re back with a hot topique ep! What chit are we chatting this week?? Birthdays! Dusting off the old faithful birthday topic, but this time things have changed. The stakes have risen to heights never seen before!Listen in to find out how we tackle this meaty shaft!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Howdy campers! Get the garlic and stakes cause the dads have risen from the dead and we’re want to suck your pod!We’re back with a huge dad moment so this week where we try to decipher what in the heckin funk our kids are saying to us and just how reliable are sibling translators?!For hot miners this week we’re heading gown to the deep caverns on the mine (Facebook) to talk through the dirty underbelly of the internet - adult bluey memes Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Better late than never...... Big Matt has been struck down by the deadly Dad-Flu and his absence has left a huge Macedonian hole in the Pod. So we've call in Chris' Wife, "The Shaz" and she's stepped up to take on the challenge.
So we're talking newborns, tantrums, parenting 3 kids, and all the emotions involved!
So strap in, strap on and enjoy!
Good god we’re taking about circumcision.. we’re really doing it.. this is one you really want to pull over for, that’s right, the dads are back.. and this time it’s fallic!Your 2 bald crusaders have never shied away from the, dare I say, meaty topics. And this ep is no exception! Simply put we’re talking baby dicks and we’re not ashamed of it!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
2 Bald Dads… RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! You think you could stop us??? Nuh-freakin-uh!! Just when you thought it was safe to go back to driving, pull over! The dads have dusted themselves off and are ready desire you!This week it’s dad moments, we’re talking how good it feels to know you still got it.. what is it??? Well we’ll leave that for you to decide and we’re also talking the moneys dreaded thing that can befall a dad…. The man flu!! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Who let the mutha flippin dogs out?! Cause the Baha Dads are back! It’s another huge Thursday and we know the 2BD Fans have been absolutely stinging for more spicy ‘tent!We’ve got a massive ep this week where we are joined by good friend of the show Mad Baz. Baz is coming in hot off the birth of his second daughter.Pretty standard right?.. Well what we haven’t told you is that Mad Baz is a HoBo!! That’s right a Home Birther!! Join us as we hear all about it from the man himself!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
2BD fans Lend us your ear holes cause we are ready deposit our salty chat right into them. It’s everyone’s favvie time of the week and we will not disappoint!We’re back to shecduled programming this week with our dad moments. This ep were harkening back to a previous hot topic about school enrolments, where we’re at now and how to sneak into catholic school.We’re also talking hot miners were we take aim and a certain generation on Facebook and their constant complaining!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
We know you’ve been on the edge of your seat, and we’ve been edging you all week! But the wait is over! We have, what might be, the hugest 2 part ep of all time. Did I just say 2 part ep? You’re goddamn right I did!
This week we have part 2 of the 2 Part birth story of our great mate Josh Barry. Believe me when I say this is one of the all time great/harrowing birth stories! You don’t want to miss Like, review and subscribe!
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This is not a drill. Pull the car over right now! Prep your ear holes cause we are cumming at you thick and fast!!We have, what might be, the hugest 2 part ep of all time. Did I just say 2 part ep? You’re goddamn right I did!This week we have part 1 of the 2 Part birth story of our great mate Josh Barry. Believe me when I say this is one of the all time great/harrowing birth stories! You don’t want to miss Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Batten down the hatches and lock the kids in the car is 2BD-Day!It’s time for another freakin hugeasaurus topic episode. This week we’re talking about actually following through with threats. When is does it work and when can you make it work for you!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Howdy doody campers! It’s time for your favourite bi weekly dadding, so sit up, strap on and await some sage advice coming your way!We’re back this week with another huuuuuge dad moment ep. This week we’re talking what to do when your third child is so perfect that they are almost, dare I say, forgettable. We’re also chatting strategies to mitigate a TP’ing of your house by your own toddler.Hot Miners of the internet is back this week and we’re setting our crosshairs on everyone’s favourite generation, Boomers!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Boiiiiing!!!!! set your boners and lady-boners from 6 to midnight cause the dads are here to get you through another Thursday!Classic to dad form, we’re not shying away from any of the tough topics. This week on our hot topic episode we’re talking about the gender Mum and Dad stereotypes that are still around. Why are men amazing dads for taking their kids to the park when it’s just expected of mums? You know, that kind of business that we’re not about! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Well howdy freakin doody, why not nosy on down to 2BD town, sashay over to the gramophone and tune into to 30 of the purest minutes of podcasting ecstasy you have ever heard.This week we’re talking emotional Bluey episodes plus our dad moments: why play dates are amazing and when you need to get your son to fight you battles for you.Hot Miners is back this week and we’ve got some real nuggets of shit to call out that make themselves known Everytime tragedy strikes.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
We’re back for one of the hugest freaking episode possibly ever ever! We’re here to settle the score! Who is the ultimate dad of the pod? Are we talking quality over quantity? That’s the important question this week as Chris is seeming rolling out children on a production line in a feeble attempt to assert fatherly dominance.That’s right Chris is a triple dad and we here a 2BD couldn’t be happier ❤️❤️ so we’re presenting a special episode on his birth journey.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Buckle up buckaronis! ..Then pull over an un-buckle cause it’s that time of the week, it’s the 2BD half hour of power. Are you ready for two minutes of pleasure followed by 28 minutes of crying and apologising? Well the. The dads have you covered!This week it’s our to hot topic and we’re talking sending our kids to big School (aka kindergarten aka little school). Tips to get in that elusive out of catchment school and how to become a man of the cloth to sneak into the religious ones!Mazel Tov!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Howdy Doody from the Twoody Bald Dads! The dads are back to tantalise you with some dad moments this week so sit down, shut up, pull over and lend us your ears.This week we’re talking deviant kids and the moment you know they’re finally laying you! We’re also talking petrol stations, if that doesn’t get you excited we don’t know what will! Another huge seg of Hot Miners of the Internet were we put our tin foil hats on and talk Chem trails.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Howdy Doody doods! The dads are back with another Godzilla-esque ep!!Hold on to your dads cause we’re taking a topic that is as dangerous as it hopefully is funny. We’re talking on our first instalment of Creep or Dad?!What situations do we find ourselves in where we are testing on the edge of being creeps but luckily our kids are there to validate our dad status. Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Pull that damn car over, clear the roads!!! The dads are back I repeat the dads are back!This week it’s dad moments where we take you through a young man’s struggle for redemption with an incredible twist plus one of the all time great awkward exchanges 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽We also been mining the internet to bring back some tasty food for you nugget munchers! We’ve got some parental advice from instagram in our sites this week, have we really been telling our kids that “you’re stupid and a loser”? Tune in to find out.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Well well well…. Wadda we got here?? Cuppla Dads? Cuppla.. bald dads? Put those bald caps on and tune in to another belter!We’ve got a huge topic this week, we’re talking baby name part 3! Chrisp is expecting baby 3 and it’s getting herder to sift through the names to come up with some gold, what will he do!!!!????#adolfistaken Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Put your blinker and pull your car over cause it’s mutha fluffing 2BD time. GET OFF THE ROAD! ITS NOT SAFE!Keep your ears peeled cause we’ve got an absolute fister of an ep for you this week.It’s dad moment week and we’re talking how easily kids can crush you as well as a story of triumph where one of our kids is crushing it!We’ve also got a massive seg of hot miners that we know you’re gonna love.#mylifeisnotyouratorutotellLike, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Howdy Doody 2BDers, strap yourselves on for another Über episode of 2 Bald Dads!We’re back with another huuuge topic ep for you and we know it’s one that’s gonna hit you right between the thighs… in your wallets. We’re talking to cost of dadding crisis! Times are tough and we’re all feeling the pinch, but never fear the dads have you covered! Once we finish composing about how expensive everything is we’ve got some thrifty tips to keep your kids entertained for literal hour!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Buenos Dias amigos! We’re back for another huge Thursday! Real big Thursday around here!The dads are here to treat you to another ear warming love session! This week it’s our dad moments of the week and boy do we have a belter for you. Thai week we’re talking our collective best ever dad moment, how kids can say the Darnley’s things and what to expect when you’re on your 3rd baby moon.Another huge session of hot miners of the internet this week where we peel back the veil of a couple of keyboard warriors!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Work Hard, Live HardWeek 2 motherlovers and have we got a hot topic for you! We’re here with our new format so we’re kicking off the year with a bang!What could be bigger than season 4 episode 2, or even season 5 episode 1??? Well it’s hard to top Season 5, wait for it, EPISODE TWO! Mother of god.We’re here with a huge topic we’re talking New Years Parenting Resolutions, what can we do better a parents, can you really improve on 100%??We’d love to hear yours! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the podcast… 2BD are back!! Rising from the ashes of our 4th (and to this point, numerically greatest) season like phoenix!We are back and we’re here to hit you square between the eyes with some sage parenting advice!! We know you missed us, we took the school holidays off and we’re back refreshed with Season 5: Dawn of the Dad!Here our first week of our new format, we are bi-ing up our bi-weekly show so that it’s now bi-bi-weekly. As clear as that is it means you, the 2BD faithful never miss a week!!Every odd weeks we’ll hit you with our dad moments the even weeks we’ll get into our hot topics.. it’ll make sense we promise!This week is dad moments, so settle in, take your pants off and prepare your body….to enter listening mode. Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Well a Ho-ho-howdy doody and, for the final time this season, to you toody. It’s that time of year where mums and dads around the world get themselves into crippling debt only to give all the credit to a fictitious elf! Yay!As we wrap up our numerically hugest season yet, we look back on a majorly bonerific season and look forward to a stiffy-inducing 2024!This week, surprise surprise, we’re talking Xmas, tips n tricks to stay ahead of the holiday blues. What do you get your already spoilt kids, fav Christmas movies, best Christmas carols. It’s a freaking tinsel bomb up in here.We’re also talking how to/not to buy the perfect gift for your wife and somebodies chickens have come home to roost only to be hoisted by their own petard, you’ll never guess who.Merry Christmas legends, thanks for your support all these years, we heart you! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Shut the front door and batten down the hatches cause there a hurricane a-blowin!! Lucky for you this hurricane is being sage parenting advice from a cuppla hot, yet bald dads.This week we’re back with a vengeance and we’ve got a huge topique for you mutha-lovers. We’re tackling the topique of kids and their lies, if you wanna know how to deal with a little fibber this is the ep for you!! We’re also talking Black Friday blowouts as Chris brings it to you cold, straight from the Crisper and you’ll never guess which of Joe Dolce’s classic hits one of Matt’s sons has been singing, there’s so many! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
2BD bringing some big-Dad energy on your Thristy Thursday!! It’s that time of the bi-week again, so lay down and let the dads spoon you into parenting bliss.This week we’re back, and this time, it’s personal… in the way that we are drawing on our own experiences for a topic. We’re talking about forcing your kids to be friends so the parents can hang out. Namely our 2 eldest sons and their love-hate relationship, how do we make it easier for us to enjoy beers!?!? SOMEONE HELP!!We’re also talking why some kids sickness have their upsides and what to do when you are involved in a suburban warfare game of cat (dog poo) and mouse (Chris’ Lawn). Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
WooOoOoOo👻👻 mothers, lock up your sons because it’s the first annual 2BD Halloween Spooktacular 😱 2 Bald dads, more like Boo Bald Deads…Stay tuned for more great Halloween gear like that.That’s right, the Dead’s are talking all things Halloween. We’re talking costumes, we’re talking trick or treating we’re talking Valentine’s Day…for some reason. Whatever it is we have you covered!We’re also talking traffic (finally!) and how some quick thinking can really save your reputation at daycare. Lastly, someone has either been hoisted by their own petard or have had their chickens come home to roost but you’ll never guess who.I vant to suck your….. blood Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Boinnnnnnng! 2BD alert!! Set your ears to excited cause it’s time for you bi-weekly audio love. This week though, we’re not just 2BD, we’re 2BD with a plus 1. We’re joined by the eternally suffering myAmber! We’re talking the ultimate battle of the sexes, who’s got it harder?? Matt and Amber have both player Mr Mom and Mrs Dad so we have some good intel.We’re also talking kid birthday hurricanes and how to survive them and why introducing your kids to cereal is a window to your own childhood. Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the podcast. Boom! 2BD comin at you like a laser! We’re back baby, dipping our proverbial toe in your ear waters.This week we’re talking 2nd kid birthdays, you ought be thinking, why are they so freaking hard to buy for when the first kid already has everything?! We’ve got you covered with so tips to get through!We’re also talking how to make your kids realise the l value of gifts with a classic Xmas morning trick!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Hey hey, hello and a howdy doody! You’re back with the dads on what is shaping up to be our biggest season so far, numerically of course.This week we’ve got an absolute belter for you! We’re talking baldness benefits, we’re hearing too much on the negative about being bald, but what about the positives?!! … surely we can find at least onesWe’re also talking gaslighting, what is it and what to do when a toddler does it and we’re going back to our old favourite low brow topic!Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Come with us now on a journey through time and space, to the world of the mighty Shaz! That’s rights mother lovers our most requested guest is back! Run, don’t walk.. to listen to this ep! Shaz is here and she’s not pulling any punches, she’s here to put Chris in his place and score a W for the gals everywhere!!
This week we’re tackling international travel with kids: the ups, the downs and the browns. What to do and what not to do if you want to maximise your holiday fun.
We’re also talking mis-gendering our kids and what to do about it plus we’ve got some minor, earth-shattering news about the 2BD content machine.
Bula
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Well hello and a classic howdy doody to you toody! We hope you’re ready for another dose audial orgasm because two of the most ordinary sounding Dads are back on the airwaves.This week we’ve got another huuuuge episode and we’re hitting our third favourite hot topic of conversation - the English language. You’ve often heard us say how a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, well this week we’re trying to figure out what the fek that, and other confusing saying mean - we promise it’s funny.We’re also backtracking with a classic apology from our vasectomy episode, talking about golden showers and why scream bum hole at the museum is never not funny.Say no to drugs, yes to hugs.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Hubba hubba, it’s hot week in Dadville! We’ve got one of the hottest, handsomest SOBs we’ve ever met on this week. It’s the triumphant return of handsome Scott. 🚨🚨huge episode alert🚨🚨
Zip up your flys cause we have a massive topic this week!! That’s right, we’re talking getting the snip, going to the vet, being taken out to pasture, aka vasectomies. With our child bearing years nearing an end we thought we get a cut brother on to talk through his experience.
We’re also talking some face to face dad feedback, scanning your kids with foam balls (in a totally non abusive way) and a huge milestones for one our kids!
GO THE TILLIES!
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Put the washing on and hang out the clothes cause the Dads are back and we’re talking washing. That’s right this weeks pod features more washing chat than any podcast should.
As if that wasn’t exciting enough we’ve got a huge topic!! This week we’re talking scams, more accurately bald remedy scams. We’ve both been at the wrong end of balding scams so heed our warnings!
We’re also talking OTHER scams, non bald related and how even the greatest dads have their moments.
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Choo Choo! The Dad express is rolling into podcast station baby! Destination: Episode Town. It’s big Thursday and we are riding high on this sage advice locomotive.
Sink your ear-lips into this huge episode. We’ve done something new for the dads, taken admin and made it sing! That’s right, thanks to super fam Brooksey we’re fixing day care. Is it broken? Yes, yes it is. Once the dad express picks up steam no one can stop us!
We’re also talking2 of our favourite things: - dad hacks from hack dads - Chris’ classic (c)rants This is one mug you want to chug, trust us!
A Choo-choodie to you toodie
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It’s Thursday, pour yourself a glass of whine, sit in your favourite easy chair and prepare for total dadination! This week we’re taking no prisoners with the hugeness of our episode. Ironically we’re taking one prisoner with the number of people on the show. That’s right we got a guest, a hot guest. DEAN. IS. BACK. That’s right Dean is back, and this time he’s got 2 kids! That’s double the birth story, double the dadding and double the trouble. You don’t wanna miss it. We’re also talking other world shatteringly huge topics like what is the best coat hanger and why putting stickers on toys is the most stressful thing you can do as a parent. Miss this if you must. JK don’t, please.
Pucker up.
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G’Day, didn’t event get to say G’Day. It’s big Thursday baby and el Dad’s are back with some more creamy content for you little creamers!
This week we’ve picked a leaf from the topic tree, grinded it up in to a paste, eaten it and now we’re ready to talk. What are we talking? Honestly, thanks so much for asking. We’re talking when is it ok to leave your kids in the car?? When are we ready to become a tiny bit more neglectful!
We’re also talk toddler fart etiquette and proud sports dad moments!
Gooooo Football!
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Well Howdy doody to you toody!! Sorry, didn’t see you there, barely got to say G’day. Well we’re back and Huger than ever!!
In what could possibly be our most recent episode yet, we’re taking on a huge topic. We’re not shying from controversial topics and this is no exception. We’re talking about getting through the monotony of parenting, what do you do once you’ve been to every park every?!?
We’re also talking what to do when your dad hobby gets taken away from you and how do you know when you mayyyyy come from privilege.
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We’re a naughty dads with a bad habit, bad habit to pod. We’d love to invite you, to invite us into your homes and live with you for an extended period of time, strictly podcastically speaking of course.This week we’ve peaked, for the 9th week in a row. We’re talking a huuuuuge topic, dad hobbies. Once we become dads we need a new hobby to plunge our entire personality into, where will we land??!We’re also talking adopting each others sons and a coming of age, cautionary tale about a new level of dadness. Most importantly we’re talking Scandoval2023Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
A massive congratulations to all reading this, yes you’ve made right decision, you’ve got the two bald dads hitting you with a one-two punch of parenting prowess!This week we’re taking on the big topics - are the terrible two’s worse than the three-nagers??? Ohhh what a hornets beak we’ve kicked. Imagine the tangents we’ll go on!We’re also talking when bightees bight back and what to do when your wife says she’s better at changing nappies than you, it’s not why you think.We love you to the moon and back, if you’ll be our babiesLike, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Well here we are, a day late, a buck short, writing a report.. on what the episode is about. We sorry for depriving you of our succulent content for one day, but we promise this episode is worth the wait. That's right, it's a classic 2BD rant ep, schwing-mother-freakin-ding.
We're hitting back at the Bluey detractors, telling them to rightly piss off and leave our beloved children's cartoon alone. This is why we can't have nice things.
Were also talking proud dad moments, who called who a penis? and also who son is a noted liar/has good a mount of moxie (is it Matt's or Chris "The Liar").
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Kisses xoxox
From the windows, to the walls, till 2 Bald Dad come in your ear holes! Yayahhh, okayyyy. We. Are. Back. It’s another huge Thursday and another huuuuge episode! That’s right, we have risen from our bi-weekly cave to bring you the hard hitting content you heathens are thirsty for.This week we’re talking a controversial topic. We’re both scared. We’re talking about how to discipline OTHER people’s kids. As parents, we’re gonna come across this and luckily we have you covered*we definitely do not have you coveredWe’re also talking an Easter de-brief and how we are sluts for chocolate while we give the podcasts quietest achieve a huuuge shout out!Our hips don’t lie.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
It’s that time of the week that we kneel down and give thanks at the altar of 2BD! It’s Thursday heathens, and we’re back, and we’re pissed off.This week we’re tackling a topic close to our hearts. We’re hitting it right between the eyes and tackling what’s going on in schools. What’s going on with the youths? Who’s to blame, the answer will shock you!We’re also talking kids and their fickle fandom, even to their dads and public shaming one of our own for their dad sneezes.Is no one seriously gonna say happy bday to Matt?! FFSLike, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
It’s Thursday again, strap yourselves in and feel the 2BDs!!That’s right we’re back and we’re better than ever with an episode so huuuuuuuuge it makes something really big look not so big.This week we’re talking playground equipment, what makes the perfect playground? From the god tier of equipment of the slides and swings to the toilet tier of the spinning things we’ll cover it all! Join us in our search for the perfect playgroundWe’re also talking confrontation (and why we’re scared of it), from selfish shoppers to a couple of locals pulling breakfast bongs next door.#420Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Happy freaking Thursday amigos! Same 2BD time same 2BD channel, don’t touch that dial cause we have you covered!This week we’re talking the dreaded three letter word no parent wants to hear. “Why?” 😱We’ll talk some of the weird and wonderful we’ve cooped, As well as some techniques to really shut your kid the hell up.We’re also talk super-mega-maximum toy saving to buy love and how to deal when your son throws you under the chocolate bus!Baby don’t hurt me, no moreLike, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Lights, camera, dadtion!! Lady fame has come a-knockin and the dads have answered her sultry call. Yes, we are back and yes, we’ve hit the big time.
Just when you thought the topics couldn’t get and huuuuuger, this week we’re taking you behind beyond the likes! That’s right the dads are breaking down all our pod guest shenanigans when we joined Amy on her Beyond the Likes podcast! We fancy huh?
We’re also talking public toilet etiquette namely, how not to be a complete psycho and how get through the tough parenting weeks.
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Awwwwwww yiss, we are back BAYBAY!! Just when you thought we had put our cues back in the rack BAM! We’ve hit the 9 of clubs, into the corner pocket, strike 3!That’s right we’re back for season 4: The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull! Like an old pair of reeboks, we’re pumped!This week we’re getting back into the swing of things with a huuuge episode and huuuuuge topic. We’re talking second kid confidence, when does it teeter onto neglect? are we heaps cooler now? No. Either way, we’ll talk you through it.We’re back with our dad moments too! We’re talking dad jokes in the wild and what to do when you Xmas joke goes down like a fart in church. Kisses xxLike, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
No, we’re not running out of content!! Why would you even say that? If anything, you’re running out of content. We’ve got so much ‘tent we could open a BCF!Like we always say, you have to go backwards to go forwards so we’ve put together a classic clip show!What better was to go forward into Season 4: The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull then by looking back at Season 3: Back in the Habit Part 2Sit back and listen to A few of our favourite bits from Season 3Feed on our podcast teat once againLike, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Holy freaking holidays! I can’t believe I’m saying this but a howdy doody to you toodie.. for the last time this year 😭The dads are wrapping up a huuuuge season 3: back in the habit part 2. We want to thank all our super fans out there for all your support this year!!We’re looking back on our hits for the year and looking forward for how the shit we are going to survive another Xmas.We’re also talking what could be the most Hektik dad moment ever. We’re also talking one of the most alpha-dog toddler moves of all time!Merry Xmas and a big happy birthday to Santa Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Hel-ho hel-ho hel-ho and a Howdy doody to you toodie! We’re back with what can only described as another huuuuuge episode.It’s our penultimate bi-weekly episode of the year and we’re pulling no punches. We’re talking explaining our jobs to our kids. When you don’t have a cool job like a tradie or a teacher what do you do?? How do you explain to your kids the shame of working in IT??? Somebody help!We’re also talking negotiating with your kids when the kids negotiate back.. and get the better of you! Finally the hack daddy himself is back with another amazing hack to help you sleep.Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Better late than never, am I right fellllas!? We’re here to kick off your weekend baldstyle! This week we’re pulling no lunches as we take aim at the podcasting industry that has shunned us so disrespectfully in a classic 2BD Boner to dick with you! Once we towel off we’re talking medicating our kids, how much is too much, what are some tips and most importantly why rectal is best! We’re also talking kids saying dirty words and kettle chilli chips, the chips that bights back! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com
Annnnnnnd we’re back! Back for another el grande episodedad! You’re riding shotgun with the dads, often referred to as the Stranger Things of the podcast world.
This week we have a veritably massive topic for you. We’re finally talking Toilet training now that one of the dads has finally come to the party, not naming names (Chris).
How did we do it, what are some coping techniques and why a public toilets the worst?!?
We’re also talking triathlon sprints and cranky neighbour disputes. The cases are real, the people are real, the rulings are final.
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Annnnnnnd we’re back! Back for another el grande episodedad! You’re riding shotgun with the dads, often referred to as the Stranger Things of the podcast world.
This week we have a veritably massive topic for you. We’re finally talking Toilet training now that one of the dads has finally come to the party, not naming names (Chris).
How did we do it, what are some coping techniques and why a public toilets the worst?!?
We’re also talking triathlon sprints and cranky neighbour disputes. The cases are real, the people are real, the rulings are final.
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What uuuppppppp, it’s time for another huuuge 2BD meaty sausage down your gullet! And this time we have one of the meatiest, most vascular snags for you!
This week we are talking about a new addition to the 2BD family, Mr Doom himself is among us. That’s right Matt has finally recovered from birth and is ready to take you through his journey to double dad and how he reclaimed his rightful place as best dad on pod!
We’re also talk the swoopening 2.0/how to protect your flock and we tackle the age old question: is Pepa Pig making our kids racist? The answer might shock you.
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What uuuppppppp, it’s time for another huuuge 2BD meaty sausage down your gullet! And this time we have one of the meatiest, most vascular snags for you!
This week we are talking about a new addition to the 2BD family, Mr Doom himself is among us. That’s right Matt has finally recovered from birth and is ready to take you through his journey to double dad and how he reclaimed his rightful place as best dad on pod!
We’re also talk the swoopening 2.0/how to protect your flock and we tackle the age old question: is Pepa Pig making our kids racist? The answer might shock you.
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Well Howdydoody to you toody! It’s another huge Thursday, that calls for another huuuge 2bd episode!!
This week we’re bringing in The big guns, the hot big guns. We’ve got our honorary 3rd BD Handsome Scott to talk a rep Hot topic. Which of our kids is the favourite?? We’ll take it from both ends as we talk about being the favourites too.
We’re also talking pumpers at the pump track, big boy beds and increasingly elaborate story time!
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Well Howdydoody to you toody! It’s another huge Thursday, that calls for another huuuge 2bd episode!!
This week we’re bringing in The big guns, the hot big guns. We’ve got our honorary 3rd BD Handsome Scott to talk a rep Hot topic. Which of our kids is the favourite?? We’ll take it from both ends as we talk about being the favourites too.
We’re also talking pumpers at the pump track, big boy beds and increasingly elaborate story time!
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¡Hola amigos! It’s another Thexy Thursday, and you know what that means! A big steaming heap of 2 Bald Dads to get you through your day. And what a big steamer we have for you this week!
This week we’re taking all things napping, how to nap, when to nap, when to drop a nap, alternate naps.. if it’s slightly contains the word nap we’re chatting about it!
We’re also talking the highs and low of dadding. Which of the dads reached the supreme pinnacle of fatherhood while the other experience the lowest of lows.
Jump on in, the water’s always warm.
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¡Hola amigos! It’s another Thexy Thursday, and you know what that means! A big steaming heap of 2 Bald Dads to get you through your day. And what a big steamer we have for you this week!
This week we’re taking all things napping, how to nap, when to nap, when to drop a nap, alternate naps.. if it’s slightly contains the word nap we’re chatting about it!
We’re also talking the highs and low of dadding. Which of the dads reached the supreme pinnacle of fatherhood while the other experience the lowest of lows.
Jump on in, the water’s always warm.
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Your favvie 2 Bald Boyz are back in town baby! And boyyyyy do we have a belter for you. First off, it’s Japan week so a big konichiwa to that. Secondly there’s some great Emu you chat real early on. I know by now you’re thinking how does it get better than that? Well it F$#!ing does!
We’re talking our Father’s Day recap, who’s wife comes out on top in the annual score off? Then we’re talking poo schedules and how you can use a tick to get through hospital emergency.
For the main event we’re talking our Canberra comedown. Are dads trips worth the hurt? how do you pace yourself a be well rested? and why the hell is time away with double time and a half in lieu???
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It’s another big Thursday! And what’s the best thing for big Thursdays?? Big podcasts!! Luckily the dads have you covered with one of the biggest all time podcasts ever.
A huge topic this week, we’re talking the toddler dent check. Have you ever wanted to be absolved of all guilt for toddler injuries?? Use the toddler dent check! Wanted to extort your parents for money. The TDC has you covered!! It’s a fool proof scheme sure to get results.
We’re also talking the worst time for baby catchphrases and why you don’t wanna mess with an 8-month pregnant woman! Whooshka!
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We’re back for another huge week people! They tried to stop us but this no weekly train just kept-a-rollin’!
This bi-week we’re back with a boiling hot topic. We’re talking extravagant daycare meals. While the dads can barely get their kids to eat toast daycare are serving up 3-Michelin star rated cuisine and the kids are loving it!
We’re also introducing our new segment: 2 Bald Dads have a boner to dick with you! We’re also talking getting outsmarted by you’re toddler and narrowly missing catastrophe. Also, WHO IS BIG FUNNY?!?!,
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We are back baybay, but this time with a trans-country flair! We’ve bought in one of the biggest guns we know. The husband of the only man we’d have sex with, the great-one, all the way from Perth…it’s Stug!!
Stug’s wife, Wayne Gretzky, got in contact tearing down some of his emerging dad fashion and what better way to respond then getting him live and in living colour OP (on pod). He’s got a meaty retort!
We’re also talking a triptych of dad moments: whose kid thinks they are gross, who’s kid is performing cunning stunts and who’s kid is farting at an 8th grade level?
Tune in!
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It just doesn’t get any bigger than this, it doesn’t - take it from us! In what just might be our hugest ever episode we’re breaking down how inflation has affected the price of single cigarettes at schools with the care of surgeons! Oh and we also do a small part about baby change rooms what makes some good and some super shit.
We’re also talking the dreaded spice cough round 2 and what to do with your iso kids and we take a look a mum getting her moment, 30 years in the making!
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Strap in mother-lovers, cause we’re going on a wild ride. That’s right, this week we’re walking the fine line between classic workplace banter and a one way trip to HR.
The dads are talking their ultimate workplace pranks, cranks and wanks. Think about your best Incredibly cruel stitch ups, funny nicknames and sexual abuse of the workplace microwave then double it, then halve it, then triple it!
We’re also talking how far you can stretch a best before date and how ugly our wives find us.
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Are you ready?! The moment your lives have all been leading to. The podcast event of June 2022. This week, on what is sure to be this 2BD’s season’s greatest topic - the boys are like Sisqo, they’re on thong
Hyperbole aside we’ve got an absolute belter for you this week! We’re talking bullying, not the emotionally damaging stuff, not great content for an attempted comedy podcast, more the harmless 2 year old on 2 year old bullying. When do you step in? Do you ever? Is any body reading this? We’ll tackle the big ones this week!
It’s also our first annual hack off! Chris and Matt will furiously hack off in front of each other and live on pod to see who can come.. up with the best parenting hack.
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Knock knock m-effers, it’s 2BD time!
Your favourite time of the week is back, for what might just be our hugest episode yet!
Kicking things off on a ranty note, Chris takes down one of our biggest enemies to date 👎👎👎
We then get into the meat and 2 veg of the episode, we’re talking which kids tv shows and toys we actually like. You can’t escape em, so you may as well enjoy it!
We’re also talking toddler OCD plus One of us has a huuuuuge announcement, what is it? You’ll obviously have to listen, why would I write it on here, seriously?!
We’re back! And just when you thought we couldn’t get any moister, we’ve turned the moist-o-meter up to 8: prime moistness.
Why are we literally oozing moistness? Cause we have one of our hugest guests ever, physically and figuratively. That’s right it’s the Red Baron himself, the Volk!
He’s dropping in to provide some sage advice talk about his big boys and the mysterious walking man of Willawong. Plus we look to answer the time old question of who is Chris’ son’s real father?!?
We’re also talking fussy feeders and some coping techniques so you don’t lose your ever-loving shit when your kids won’t eat!
We’re back baby!! For our bi-weekly/bi-monthly/fortnightly podcast. This week we’re talking the reason for the season for the reason aka our covid experiences. Who had it better? Which iso method reigns supreme, can we finally convince Chris that covid exists?!
We’re also talking forgetting the favourite confronter and how well that goes while one of us, you guess who talks about their experience in London 🙄
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Take a walk down the runway with two of the most stylish dad around. And by stylish we mean 100% dressing for comfort and not giving AF about clothes that are well past their used by date. That’s right, we’re here talking about our most stylish looks and how we’re soon prepared to lose all self respect and go full dad fashion!
We’re also talking getting bald shamed by a 2 year old while we ponder if have a few nose books is a quicker way to learn.
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Controversy. Creates. Content. We believe that big time here at 2BD HQ! This week we are tackling one of our most risqué topics ever…how long can you play the pregnancy card? We’re mostly talking about this so we can hang out at the park and have beers and not just chase the kids around though, so it’s pretty selfish.
We’re also recapping our huge sweet suite promo, what a success, thanks again to Renosell, Proteck and everyone that came out!
Boy do we have dad moments too! We’re talking when dad flexing goes wrong and you’ll learn first hand how well Chris can read the face of a stressed dad.
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It’s finally here!!!! The episode you’ve all been waiting for! After literally weeks of buildup it’s time we uncover the winner of our huuuuge Sweet Suite Promotion!!!! We’ve got Huss from our amazing promo sponsor Renosell on board to Spin the Wheel and make a deal!! Could it be you? Technically you have a 1 in 7.9 billion change of winning if every person on planet earth entered
Huss, a double dad, sticks around so we can get into the meat and potatoes of the ep, why doing activities with your kids is hard work and totally not worth it. Which activity reigns supreme as most annoying? Tune in to find out.
Big thanks to Renosell and Proteck for your support!
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Don’t make me repeat myself! You listen to this goddamn episode or I will find you and I will ask you again, nicely. That’s right this week we are talking about threatening our kids. Why is it so awesome? Cause it is. It’s one of the most important tools in the parenting tool belt. But can you take it too far? Have the dads become mad with power?!!! You better believe you’ll probably find out.
We’re also taking aim directly at the covid health system and why it’s impossible to see a dr for a sick kid (hilarious) and when child bites child who does dad bite back as revenge? Child? Dad? Mum?! Someone needs to pay!
Listen now or right to bed!
This week we’re really putting the (ranking )bald(ness remedies) in 2 Bald Dads! Tune in to find out which remedies sit atop the dome of the baldness totem pole?! We’re leaving no wig unturned in our deep dive and ranking of the remedies, you may be surprised which remedy comes out on top (cover).
We’re also talking kids repeating things that you should/shouldn’t be saying and is pissing in your shoes a play to become a new alpha dog? Should we be worried?!
We’ve said it before and lord knows we’ll say it again, but this might our hugest episode ever! This week Matt is hosting not one but TWO massive guests! I guest you might know as the other host of the show. Chris and the other? Let’s just say it rhymes with Shandsome Scott, Ring-a-ding-ding!
We’re talking all things multi-dadding. We talk - and all unanimously agree - why tenure is more important than number of kids when it comes to dad experience, birth stories and how to get back into the newborn shitshow!
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We. Are. Back. Just when we thought we were out you pulled us back in... and we are pumped!!! Season 3 is shaping up to be our largest (numerically) season ever! This week we're welcoming you back, getting back into the Xmas mood and tackling what we did right and wrong. Just the advice you need in early Feb. We're also going back to our safe wells for the dad moments of the week. We're bloody excited for you to have us back! Email twobalddads69@hotmail.com for some sweet merch!!
Happy gift receiving season, 2 bald dads fans! That’s right, tis the season.. Christmas party season! In one of our biggest, and last episodes of the year we’re talking how to not make an onion of yourself at your Chrissy party. Take it from us - we’ve both done it!
We’re also talking waffle stomping and getting high off carpet shampoo. Lastly the dads have had and old man moment, is it us, or are the children that are wrong?
Merry Xmas bitches!
Yes, we’re back and No, we’re not running short on content! This is another hugeeeeeee episode, our penultimate episode extravaganza even! A few weeks back we took a deuce, now we’re breaking those deuces down! Hot of the heels of his sons 2nd birthday, Chris is clueing us in on what was a huge, raging, throbbing success and ended up being a flaccid disappoint (no beers).
We’re also talking eating and drinking from the toilet (chefs kiss action) and do the 2BDs have an actual real life fan?????????
Tune into our penultimate episode extravaganza to find out!
Well it must be Thursday ‘cause I can hear 2 bald dads coming in my holes! The dads are back for another tremendously, gargantuanly huge episode!!!
This week we’re talking work/life balance. How the shit do you provide for your family while simultaneously constantly being physically there for your family?? A tale as old as time amirite?! If anyone has the secret formula to work heaps less but make heaps more please let us know. Either way we’ll try to break it down.
We’re also talking having things stuck up your snoz and the misadventures and smells that come along as well as what happens when your baby becomes the Chinese acrobat guy from oceans 11?!?!?
The Dads are back for another.. wait for it… huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge episode!
What’s on the parental à la carte this week? We’ll we’re serving up some steaming hot number twos this week, right in your ears. Obviously by number twos we’re taking our kids 2nd bday and all the bibs and bobs that come along with it!
We’re also talking toddler indecent expose and how to stamp it out and what to do with toddlers on rainy days, WHAT TO DOOOOO?!?
GREETINGS! It’s time for everybody’s favourite prison rules poddy. That’s right drop the soap and take a deep breath as the 2 bald dads take you deep… into their experiences with discipline and some next level tantys! How do we step up and set these two year old right???! No, really we’re asking how. We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.
We’re also talking being low key baby shamed by people that seem too ugly to have kids and what to when your kid is on a slippery slope to being the white bread a chips kid.
Bonjour el Deux-bald dadders!
Why are we speaking flawless French do you ask? Well one of us has realised that we’re actually French styler parents and are fully embracing the culture! Oui
That’s right we’re talking the mildly popular show parental guidance! What type of parent are we? Is Chris really a combo of French, tiger, strict and disciplined? Which parenting style will reign supreme!?
We’re also talking splinters, the wooden skin puncturer, not the rat and how do you know if it’s too early to take your kid out of the cot!
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ITS. TIMEEEEEEE!!
It’s 2 freakin bald freakin dads freakin time!! It’s the time of the week we are all waiting for where our 2 bald leaders paddle through fatherhood with their oars of truth.
This week we’re talking censorship, what should kids be able to watch?? Specifically we’re talking squid game, the show… not the game. Are primary school kids too young or are we becoming FUDDY-DUDDY DADS 😱
We’re also talking a parents worst nightmare, when your kids rejects the phone at lunch 😱😱 and how to deal with a kid that has just gone 3:16 on your own kid!
Well here it is, our huuuugest episode ever.. physically speaking of course! We’ve got the “granddaddy of them all” of guests. That’s right it is the behemoth himself Graham “Hammy Hamm Ham” Church.
This beast of a father sports a massive 5 kids, 3 of whom aren’t boys and one who is 2BD alumni, handsome Scott. We hit right between the eyes with some tough questioning, mostly centred around our nervousness that he will make us pregnant!
Listen in to this special ep to hear some pearls of wisdom this giant dad is giving out!
Is it Thursday already?? You bet your sweet legs it is! It’s 2BD day and you know what that means… another huge episode!!
This week we’re taking Dad flexing, what is flexing?? Who is the ultimate dad flexer?? Are there reverse flexers out there??! Who knows?.. not us, but we’ll have some good clean fun along the way.
We’re also talking shower duexs part duex and why there is no shame in drinking fro. A toilet… purely for hydration purposes.
Holy crap! It’s another classic 2 Bald Dads Ask me anything aka 2BD AMA! This week we’re taking a break from the chat roulette wheel and answering you burning and yearning questions.
ever wanted to know how to properly tie a tie in a half Windsor knot? We’ll this episode is not for you, no one asked us that. BUT there’s plenty of other great questions answered.. you gotta believe us!
We’re also continuing our low brow dad moments with what might be our lowest and most browiest dad moment to date. Also Matt’s got someone in his crosshairs so watch out!
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It’s that time of week again, it’s 2BD time baby!
This week we’ve got you covered in what is one of our hugest episodes yet! We’re talking ageing gracefully, if you want to find out how the dads have managed to stay youthful through the years now if your chance!
We’re also talking the bald man’s third eye/fifth chakra and a classic dad moment combo sure to knock your socks right off*!
- 2 Bald Dads accept no responsibility for injuries caused by airborne footwear
We’ll it’s been one of the industries worst kept secret for years but finally the 2 Bald Dads are coming out… of lockdown!
What awkward interactions are we going to have to navigate in this new world, is it worse to touch elbows or scrotums?
Find out these and more in this weeks huuuuuuge episode!
We’re also talking mean kids that can be anywhere between the ages of 5-15 and the curse of the pendulum poo.
This is an art attack… this is an art attack… this. is. not. worth. it.
This is our craftiest episode yet and you know what, we’re done with crafts. Whether it’s the waste of money, the ruined furniture or the clean up. We’re here to tell you why Kraftwerk with you kids is 100% not worth it!
We’re also talking kids copying us, with creepy results and also THE SWOOPENING 🦅
The dad’s are back for another huge episode!! This week they’re taking down creepers, specifically their sons. How old is too old to creep? When does personal space become important? Why is Matt’s son displaying some of Chris’ alarming behaviour?!
They’re also talking dog piss, taking on the high brow topics. If you’ve ever wanted to know who is responsible for a dogs piss listen to find out!
ALSO WHAT COLOUR IS MATT’S FLOOR!!?!?! find out in one hell of a dad moment.
In another stunningly huge episode this week the Dads are taking down one of the worlds most hated establishments… Hollywood. Why are bald men always Villains? We’re breaking down some of histories greatest monsters to get to the bottom of it!
We’re also finding out who’s father/son dynamic has already hit son bullying dad stage. Finally let us shock you… you may be in possession of 1 if not 2 if the most expensive busy boards out there.. tune in to see if you’re sitting on a gold mine!
Happy birthday Dads!! We’re talking all things Father’s Day, how did we do? What makes a good Father’s Day? Will the Goganovski Curse take the day off?? Not likely!
We’re also talking zoom nicknames and why you should change them before work. And POV cleaning porn, is this the next level of clean-freakiness???
Note: this is a quiche heavy episode for those who are lactose intolerant
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!! It’s Fathers Day/Every dad’s birthday baby! This year the dads are a little wiser…and a little more demanding. We’re talking all things dads day, what do we want, what do we expect???
Tune in to find out who the Father’s Day diva is, it’s probably exactly who you think.
We’re also talking VBAC, dangerous dongs and pressure cleaning.
Huge episode!!
Hey dadders, we’ve got a very special episode this week. We’re taking on the hottest hot topic we ever have.
Marriage.
Chris is sitting on a theory that he believes can save YOUR marriage, is he right? Probably not, but hell, we’ll have some fun along the way.
Also long awaited conclusion to Coops vs stairs and why do dishwashing tablets look so damn delicious!
The dads are back in business baby! We’ve put our rants to rest and we’re back doing what they do best, giving sage parenting advice.
This week we’re taking on our first sequel topic - shit kids names. There’s just too much meat on these boners to leave it at one ep.
They’re also talking incredible landings and even more incredible twin tales. Looking for a great episode… CONsider it done!
The dads are steaming hot this week!!! We had a plan for a normal episode but things get heated as Chris steams up over his dealings with a dodgy travel agent. The steam steams up even more as Matt steams up over his own issues.
It’s one helluva steamy episode and we know you’ve all been there so tune in and steam up!
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We've wrangled a young buck with 4 kids under 4.... what on earth was he thinking!
Meet the Flange, as he casually runs us through the chaos that is parenting 4 kids.
We’re all feeling the pinch in lockdown but don’t stress! Sunshine and the Mentos Man have got your back!
We’re talking our top tips to get through lockdown. We’re talking how to keep the kids busy while keeping your sanity. We’re also talking some classic listener mail and a Spotify revelation so earth shattering it has the potential to… shatter the earth.
Take that to the bank and smoke it!
Some Macedonian IT magic has allowed a couple of podcasting blokes in hardcore lockdown to keep calm and carry on!!
We’ve got som huge pregnancy news so we dive into the nuts and bolts of going “round two”!
The highs the lows, the expectations?? The dads leave no kidney stone unturned
Matt also has a tremendous dad hack that you only have a limited time to utilise…
With Sydney heading into week 2 of its dreaded, oppressive lockdown, the dads are bringing the business with another very special episode.
After the roaring success of part 1 of the wives edition the dads are dropping the chronologically logical part 2!
This week the infamous MyAmber gets her chance to turn the tables and ask the tough questions! Shut the funk up!??! This one could go anywhere!
The spicy cough is back and its forced the dads into locked down again!
So this week we're swapping out Macedonian Matt for The Shaz!
Thats right Chris' dear wife Shaz is our very special guest, and she found herself a little too comfortable in Matt's chair.
This week the Dads harken back for their 1 year review of dadding. What went well and what would they change… probably heaps! Are we getting our yearly dad pay-rise.. probably not!
The dads also cover heroic spider-related family saving moments and take on Dr Google, look out!!!
Chris has a special treat for all the Latin listeners out there, olay!!
Matts Back Guys... and he's back bigger and balder than ever
This week the dads tackle some of the best and worst items we've bought or have been gifted for our children.
Were they useless? did our children hate them and they've sat in storage since we got them?....perhaps.
This week the dads are joined by the Dean of Mean, The Dean of Admissions, Hoop Deans himself! As a new dad, Dean gives a very graphic and unnerving retelling of his birth journey to our very own Tracey Grimshaw (Chris)
"I hope you've had your week-bix, this episode is a belter" - Mike Whitney
The dads are back….to the future????
That’s right babez the dads are looking back (…to the future???) to have a look at things our kids will never understand. We’re talkin dial up internet, we’re talking fax machines and we’re talking other stuff.
We’re also covering Chris’ favie way to be woken up in the morning and guess who’s copped the first declaration of love?!
Where we’re going we don’t need no roads!!! or talent or planning or hair.
This week the dads touch on a real touchable topic. Is teasing your kids a) heaps funny ✅ or b) child abuse ❌ ??? Spoiler: we’re leaning towards it being heaps funny.
Also it’s rant city baby, population: Dads. You want rants we got em! We’re ranting about traffic and chocolate bars, classic dad stuff
This week the dads talk about where they get their inspiration from.....TV!
We're talking our top TV dads. Who are we most like? You be the judge.
hey also tackle pointless USB plugs, Schnitty-ing phones and why you should never turn your back on a toddler!
The dads talk what is fast becoming the Mother’s Day weekend! What went well? What didn’t?
The dads deliver some pro-tips about present buying and some pitfalls to avoid!
Also covered: how to deal with a beer soaked toddler and what’s the deal with gym scales?!
“Listen. To. This. Podcast” - Oprah
Happy Mothers day!
The Dads really provide some of the most mediocre advice on how you can tackle this years mothers day head on.
If our many years of awful gift giving to our own mothers is anything to go by, our wives are certainly in for a real treat!!
The boys are back, but not in town...... in fact out of town this week on their first ever weekend away with friends and children inclusive.
Come on a journey of “what not to do” on your own weekends away with children....
The dads bring in an extra special friend for an incredibly intellectual debate.
Thats right, Handsome Scott is back to share his wisdom and to share the first instalment of "The Adventures of Rat Boy"
This weeks the dads tackle their flaws, which ones don’t they want their sons to have? The answer might shock you...or be a giant let down. Listen to find out!
In some huge new we will find out... IS CHRIS HIV POSITIVE? again the answer might shock you! Slap your calves in readiness the dads are on fire this week.
As the old saying goes.... Lying to kids is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
The dads return from a whirlwind promotional tour of the West Coast with tales of child free sleep ins, never ending muffins and greek wedding benders...
The dads are back!
This week their doing their best to pacify the kids when they are losing their minds!
How much screen time is too much? Does pacify-eating create a lifelong obsession with food culminating in a vicious cycle of never ending yo-yo dieting and self loathe?!
Some, but not all, of these question are tackled on this weeks show!
The dads also talk more baby injuries and Matt launches his assault on fashion part deux!
The blokes have a bone to pick with daycares.... in particular the petrie dish of disease it appears to be, and its ability to share the love with the family and community!
and the dads both have incredibly traumatic dad moments but the kids are fine... only just.
How do you stay relevant when you're a dad?
How do you cling on to the last bit of coolness you have left?
Short answer..... you don't!
But all is not lost, the dads are back with their biggest show by a guaranteed 50%
They are sharing their hottest tips on how to stay relevant to the youths!
The Das are joined by a huge guest for the brand new segment:
Incredible Bloke Stories!!
Tune in for all this and at least 50% more
The dads are back this week talking all things playgrounds.
Why is it so hard to get on the swings?
Why do kids yell at the other kids so much?
Why do people beep in a busy parking lot?!
The Dads give the definitive ranking of playgrounds floors and talk awkward social interactions.
Chris gives an update on his animal accents while Matt dips his toe into remote control cars.
All this and more in what is rumoured to be our biggest episode ever!
*Non parenting topic!
Have you ever tried selling something online...... is it just us that finds it an amazingly awful experience?
The Dads tackle the hardest thing about being a friend of a parent..... Gift Giving!
What on earth do you get kids that aren't the same age as yours and what do you do when you get a gift you already have. The mind boggles
The dads also discuss, animal accents, what noise does a giraffe make and one of the dads is now kid lip kisser, listen to find out who.....
WE’RE BACK BABY! That’s right, the dads are back for season 2 - Back in the habit! And it’s shaping up to be our biggest season ever! For episode one we’re tackling the tantalising topic of tantrums, do they mean you’re a bad parent? Chris thinks yes! The dads also discuss a danish mans giant penis and the dads first ever code brown!
“Listen to this podcast” - Molly Meldrum (probably)
All good things must come to an end and 2 Bald Dads, season 1, is no different.
The dads Tae Bo on this season with a tasteful and high brow look into the tedious paperwork involved with day care application.
CHRIS HAS PINK EYE.
The dads also chat all things 1st Bdays and why catching the bus is the worst. Also which of the dads look worse in real life than they sound on pod? Click to find out....
....It’s both of them
Twas the night before Christmas carol spectacular in the domain, and the dads were discussin’, all things of the season while babies be fussin’. Trolls were aplenty and dad moments too, an Xmas miracle saw none of the dads touch a poo. Spotify wrapped gave compliments nice, the dads told some jokes and gave sage advice. Join us for Christmas and Episode 40, we’ll cum down your chimney even if you’ve been naughty
The dads dive right in the deep end and talk swimming lessons, sexy grandpas, dad injuries and ball sack spider bites. they also take some pretty bleak feedback without even crying or anything...
Things our kids can do but we can’t?
Why is it ok for our sons to be fully nude in public but weird and uncomfortable if we do it?
The two bad dads are back once again to tackle all the tough topics...
Taking down all the hard topics this week:
how much sugar should I feed my child?
should I let the TV raise my child?
Is the speed of my windscreen wipers too fast?
A very special guest makes his triumphant return to the podcast arena. Handsome Scott joins the dads to help break down the modern day differences between bucks parties and hens parties.
The Dads discuss how to stay relevant with the 'No Kids Couples' amongst our social groups, and whether they actually want to attend our kid friendly events. They also gingerly touch their tips on first birthday, ruined dad moments and tackle some fan feedback.
The dads launch a personal attack at Shaquille O’Neal and Canada, plus discuss the lengths we’ll go to, to get our kids to laugh.
The children are actually sick and we aren’t just saying that to get out of events we don’t want to attend...
We shower a super fan with some golden advice!
Spoiler Alert: Santa related topics discussed, Not safe for kids!!
Let’s pick the proverbial brain of a double dad and ask ourselves.... is it worth it?!?
The Dads take a trip under the bridge and flush out their favourite Troll... all the way from the Windy City, its super fan Bryan!!
Its a record breaking episode and to celebrate we're bucking the trend and allowing the super fans to take over the Podcast
The dads think back to when they found out they were pregnant and their lives were.... ummm how would you say..... ‘changed’ forever!
The dads take a very blurry look into how they may or may not handle parenting their teenage sons in the not so distant future.
Join Chris and Miss Moneypussy as they unravel the complexities of travelling with children...
WARNING - SPONSORED EPISODE (we've bloody done it)
Matt starts planning Chris' birthday party whilst also thinking of a way he can use his "My Kids Sick" card to get out of the same event....
The dads look to explain why they’re no good at dad-stuff by claiming they’re part time parents...
Special Guest Charlie "The Truth" Trueman co-hosts with the dads as they answer all your burning questions
The dads take on some really poor examples of parenting exhibited in family favourite nursery rhymes in a futile effort to rid the world of their negligence.
The dads discuss forcing their children to live out they’re failed dreams to become elite athletes and much more..
The lads delicately touch on the taboo topic of whether it's ok to lay the smack down when the kids are acting up....
The dad's tackle their first mothers day and enter new levels of present shaming.....
get ready to pull and chop into another huge episode
The dads hit the terrible teens of episodes.... number 11. Tackling the big topics like giving your child an awful name and bullying.
We've also figured out how to censor Matt the Renegade....
Join us for our 10th episode extravaganza!! We’ve interviewed three of the hottest dads on the market for your listening pleasure!
The Dads delve into the controversial world of kid kissing and what marks the change from cute to creepy.....
Are you thinking posting photos of your babies genitals on social media??? The dads have some pretty stiff opinions for you....
The dads babies are better than yours, and they're going to let you know about it!! Join us as we delve into the secret competitions of parenting...
The dads try to remain cool by using Zoom to record the latest episode, they would've used Tik-Tok but still don't know what it is...
The dads are back and this time its personal..... sharing their uncomfortable experiences in the last few weeks of pregnancy in graphic detail! (Not appropriate for children)
The Dads are back, and this week they're tackling birthing classes and they've also figured out how to add music to the podcast....some truly compelling stuff....