Hevera, Devera, DICK,
Don't worry about getting SICK!
You're free to PLAY,
At the POOL all day!
Hevera, Devera, Dick
Tonight's Hysterical Homily:
Tonight, a special report on one of the most fascinating mysteries of this century:
The case of a bucolic New England town that is one day beset by a broadcast of horror and hilarity utterly beyond the comprehension of the profane. When the transmissions suddenly ceased, experts claim that the residents of Candle Cove were inflicted with a collective chronic epididymal hypertension.
Will they ever find release?
This special report is the tale of...
TALES FROM THE TROUGH
Now, FLASHER! now, NONCER! SODOMIZER, AIDS-STRICKEN!
On, VOMIT! on PUTRID! on, MOLESTER and CHICKEN!
To the top of the pew! to the floor of the stall!
NOW FASH AWAY! FASH AWAY! FASH AWAY ALL!
Hyperborea Forever
HH
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Tonight's Ejaculatory Epistles:
You will pay to have permission,
To be led into perdition,
By the brethren of the joker,
Mirthful men with skin of ochre,
Swaddled in baroque attire.
Men with only one desire---
BECOME OUR PAYPIG, WIGNAT SCUM,
PAY UP or else WE'LL FIST YOUR BUM!
SEND US MONEY, send it briskly!
DISOBEDIENCE IS RISKY!
Tribute, shekels, legal tender,
All to us you will surrender.
We are THE BOSSES OF THIS GYM!
You will obey our every whim.
Our primacy you may contend,
But the fact is that in the end,
Your optics are all balderdash,
AND WE ARE IN IT FOR THE CASH †
Hail Hitler
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Tonight's Memetic Masquerades:
HH
Tonight's Shivaratrian Shanties:
Tonight's hedonic hymns:
- The Saga of Mirthsbane
- Self-Actualization and its Disconnects
Tonight's Venereal Vignettes:
Tonight's Moribund Morsels:
A Brief Discourse on Proletarian Struggle, Feminine Archetypes and the Rightful Administration of Justice
Unsolved Pissteries: The Foreskin Walker
Ein Völk, Ein Reich, Ein Strasse
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You there! Where's your shame? Put down that Jack 'o Lantern and pick the candy corn off your pecker. Tonight is the Holiest of nights!
Hurry now! Before the Cryptokeeper sees you! The Trough beckons! It's time for your big Halloween debut!
Tonight's hallowed heresies:
PLEASE HELP OUR BROTHERS IN NEED
HH
The Ovenmen are hemorrhoidaly humbled to present to you, our diverse delegation of distinguished dunny-divers, with yet another gonorreian grab-bag of gangrenous gallows-gags. Check your tucks! Strap in your pinksleeves! Gird your loins for a trailblazing testament of Tales from the Trough!
Tonight's disgusting ditties:
And also something a little bit EXTRA....
We are pleased as punch to present our panoply of precious poopy pals with a peerless publication of perspicacious pint-sized parables! In this particular podcast, we ponder the peculiar preoccupations of the primeval past! The premise of this profane performance is the presentation of a pastiche of PHANTASY!
Tonight's porcine peals:
It is our great honor to invite you, our lovely, lecherous listener for yet another sybaritic slosh in the shivery shallows of our Trough.
This evening, we turn our browneyes forward---to Man's fantastic Future of transcultural tolerance!
This tome of titillating tales is guaranteed to send a shiver down your willy! Shake twice and check your zipper! Pucker your cornhole for Tales from the Trough!
Tonight's yiff yarns:
Welcome... to Tales of the Trough. A collection of horrific short stories, hand selected by the Crypto-Keeper and presented by the Troughman himself, for your enjoyment. We thank our sponsors for their support.
The stories: