KUCI: Serena Sharp Show: Recent Episodes
Serena Sharp
The 1ST Obama "I told you so"/ The Coyote and the Dog Park/ Deer gets revenge on hunter/ Bush Shoe Assailant
Salsa Virgin Mary: Miracle or Stain?/ Taking Turkey from those we don't show Thanks to/ Fruits of Pressure on Yes On 8 People
'UGLY DUCKLINGS' PLEA WINS MAYOR SEXISM AWARD/ Michael Phelps sexy??/ The Sharp Show gets email/ Support NO on Prop 8 Companies!/ MALAYSIA SET TO CURB LESBIANISM.
Meet the candidates: Bacon and Fries/ Obama takes his first poop in the white house./ GOOGLE search terms track pulse of the nation/ Yes on 8 people/ "Gay is just as good as straight!"
That's what god can do/ Global Warming caused by Distant stars?/ Half of US doctors use placebo treatments/ Eating contests cancelled while death is under investigation/ No takers for $10,000 prize in contest that requires abstinence/ Vacuuming could cause teens' bodies to malform
Palin lookalike strippers/ God blesses some - curses others/ Billionaire gives advice on Happiness/ Kabbalah sure sign of cheating/ Barack Osama/ Investment advice: Drink heavily and recycle/ Ha Ha Too late to discriminate against 19th century gay/ Great news: We accept you. Gee, Thanks!/ The most important problem in India is keeping lesbians from cuddling
young children wussified these days/ sex ed a waste of money/ murderer commits suicide after killing his family/ Breastfeeding the answer to Chinese toxic milk/ Teen Pregnancy: Maybe the little sluts should fear being kicked out/ Both candidates agree -- And then they are spun in opposite directions/ Candidate's positive gay remarks are spun negatively
Isn't politics fun?? :)/ My opponent is a big poopypants/ I registered to vote while I was pooping. :)/ PSA Encouraging stupid not to vote/ Lohan was merely copping to a close friendship (!) Puh-Lease!/ Dern dern dern dern did a lern.../ Iran admits it has gay people... But only a few/ Prop 8 is like cell phones or kitty cats or cheese pizza... without the cell phones, the cats, or the pizza./ Religious straight couples refuse to marry until gay marriage is banned - Great!
Bill Clinton sticking up for McCain/ Don't pee toward the East/ Christians against women leaders
Bizarre News/ I want my meat!/ Our taxes to financial counseling?!/ Now that's what I'd call a Big Mac Attack./ Voters listen to their hearts over their heads.
31 Flavors... In one night!/ Duck Stamp error sends callers to sex line :P/ Sarah Palin is an intelligent, gutsy, driven, and very human, being, as are all of the players at this level
Obama a more effective commander in chief than McCain?/ Gay diver wins Gold but NBC did not show his family and partner in the stands/ Paris gets vagina insured!/ Gay woman gets discriminated against until 2 mos before her death/ "God saved toddler" -Simpleminded Nitwit
The Olympics: Controversies about things I couldn't care less about/ Thanking Jesus Christ for winning a medal/ Not The Olympics: "He's a disgrace to his race"
The S was bound to hit the fan/ The fugly girl versus the little girl who can't sing/ Let's drill some oil
Man Injured by Mountain Lion A Moron/ Make Your Extramarital Affair Worth It!/ Birth Control Equals Abortion/ Fight For Your Right To Take Off Your Pants/ Tubby Tabby/ Why Did We Allow The Olympics To Be In China?/ Racism Bad - Sexism O.K.!
Lindsay Lohan out enough for me/ Plastic, Please/ Cell phones allow you to be IN emergency jet landing with gaping hole
Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Love -- Why couldn't it be me??!/ The Pursuit Of Happiness/ It Was The Summer Of '84!/ "I wanna cut his nuts off"/ Ronald McDonald, Sam Walton, Henry Ford Gay
Condoleezza Says She's "Proud" Of Decision To Invade Iraq/ "What color is he?" is worse than "Nappy Headed Hoes"/ "Pregnant Man" Gives Birth/ Homosexuality is officially illegal in India
Where to find boobs!/ Hot chicks are always "amazed" guys find the time for them -- Duh!/ "How come when it's us it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken it's an omelet?" -- I loved and am going to miss George Carlin/ Al Gore's home could power 232 U.S. homes/ What gay marriage means to me
Scientists of the world hard at work on the elimination of sheep farts/ Don't give your sweetie jewelry that has been inside someone's digestive tract/ Short on cash? Catching Bigfoot will get you a million bucks/ The Top 10 Jobs that will get you laid in 2008/ This Hillary supporter mixing it up at an Obama volunteer party/ Accused 9/11 Mastermind Wants Death Sentence. Uh, Let's give it to him!
Purple Heart for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder/ Wander out of the safety zone, expect to get speared/ Money discriminates against blind people/ Hurricane Katrina caused by Gay pride/ Senator wants YouTube to censor all Islamist videos
God made woman, children live with dead woman on toilet for two months/ Who taught Barack how to play pool??/ Take drugs and kill yourself for all I care/ Take a joke/ There should be doping in baseball!
More people have voted for Hillary than Barack/ Sending kids to visit criminal moms in prison for Mothers' Day is a crappy ass idea/ F Big Brother and his red light cameras/ Sex and love are not addictions
"That's definitely our pig"/ Don't piss-off a powerful politician/ Court says high school students have the right to wear anti-gay t-shirts
0 Tolerance Policy -- 5 Year Old Suspended/ Keeping pedophiles out of the priesthood is like keeping caffeine addicts out of the Starbucks/ Hit-and-run grannys/ Brigitte Bardot is not dead
Arrest dog owners/ Young and inexperienced Obama supporters don't even know what they don't know/ The Preggers "Man" -- Fifteen Minutes of Freak Show Fame/ 17 YO HS football star murdered by an illegal alien gang member -- Send the trash back from where they came
Email Complaints about the show!/ Strong armed by soccer moms at the Starbucks/ So the Moratorium on Murder didn't work? -- Shocking!/ No shortage of terrible parenting keeping therapists in business/ Come enjoy the benefits of America without pledging allegiance to her
Fighting at Subway/ UCLA college talk radio personality whining over Bruin March Madness broadcast rights/ It's true -- You can't handle the truth!/ Hands-Free sucks and isn't safer!
Planned Parenthood Aborting Black Babies/ Don't Fall Asleep Next To A Stranger!/ Hey Gays -- Shut Up!/ Aging Babes: Gray Not Hot/ My Neighbor's Hookers
"Modern Women" make babies cry/ I want my Airborne!/ Do teachers protect your kids?/ I know why NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer risked it all for sex
What Daylight Savings Time and Low Flow Toilets have in common/ Christians Fighting with Christians -- Like Retards arguing over IQ/ White Americans at an Illegal Immigration rally?/ ABC censors A Raisin In The Sun
I hate Barack Obama/ Black Women -- Black vs. Women/ "SUPER" Delegates College President says it's The Teacher's Fault if you Fail
I'm scared of my cell phone again/ Clinton in bed with another woman?/ Church picketing Heath Ledger's funeral because of Brokeback Mountain/ Fired for taking medicine -- called marijuana/ Illegal To Drive While Verbose (DWV)
All of the students at one school on the badly behaved list are of a certain race - Why?/ Turns out we all can't just get along/ Should Muslim athletes be allowed to wear a special uniform to competition?
Pregnant High School Students/ Hicks In Iowa/ The Only Thing I Really Want From A President/ Globes Ceremony Canceled - Good For The Writers!/ Do The Natural Thing and Shave!
Death puts a damper on music, drinks and food/ I'd kill my baby daddy for Hannah Montana tickets/ Rich Losing Their Religion/ Retarded are now Those With Diminished Comprehension/ Rich, married, church-going, white, Republican parents satisfied and happy - And your point is?
HMO murders girl/ Christmas Vacation vs. Winter Break/ A murderer eulogizes a batterer/ If the tiger mauling victims taunted the tiger, they deserve what they got!
Finally a study says taking off our shoes at the airport is a complete waste of time/ Presidential candidates' passions/ Send your kid to church and she comes back pregnant
Kangaroo Farts/ Elementary School Crush/ Oprah better not ruin it for Hillary/ I am terrified of my cell phone!/ God Killed Gunman
Maybe NOT getting to know each other is the key to a successful relationship/ Would you sleep in a dead man's house?/ Is it right for charity Solicitors to guilt people at the airport? Why don't people just learn to say no./ There was a "Prayer For Peace" days before the Mall Shooting. Well that worked./ Teen Births Rise. I think it's because of the Mexicans./ Miracle On 34TH Street objectionable?!
Charming Muslims/ Miss Congeniality 2!/ Tiffany's vs. eBay/ Another Peterson with dead and missing wives
Cheerleader Photos Controversial/ Ban Handguns?/ American Airlines says 90% baggage accuracy is acceptable!/ Punishment for manslaughter is going to work?!/ Compulsory national service?
If you're dating a woman other than your wife, your son may kill you/ Charge the 10-year-old fire starter/ Kill your neighbor's burglars/ If jail makes parents do the right thing, then jail 'em!
Smoking pot at the Lion King/ "It's a Small World" is being renamed "It's a Fat World"/ Georgia elects a governor who believes he can solve the state's problems by praying that they will get better - By comparison it makes The Terminator seem like a super intelligent choice/ Jews never declared holy war and killed innocent civilians in the name of Moses!
Shake Your Popcorn/ Peace on Earth?/ "Naked" man costume caused controversy/ The Teacher & the Boy - There Should be a Double Standard
Why didn't you think to evacuate or use a condom?/ Does sticking up for the confederate flag amount to racist bigotry?/ Killer Macaque Attack; Monkeys Gone Wild/ Kudos to 'Lost' for firing actors behaving badly/ "I could end illegal immigration in three years"
A teen's drug O.D. - Sad? - Or simply a consequence of her irresponsible behavior?/ Man up Ellen!/ Should middle school offer birth control?
New cell phone disease causes ringing ears and vibrating hipbones/ no movies with women in the lead - Neanderthal thinking or good business sense?/ How exactly does global warming pertain to world peace?/ The new Pepsi Challenge - You don't like Pepsi, You get punched in the face
"Most Likely To..." Bomb His Reunion?/ Illegal Immigration Protesters - I Love These People/ Al Sharpton rallying for another troublemaker/ ***The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
A new poll says Blacks have come to their senses/ Republicans dis African-Americans/ You can't fool Mother Nature./ Poor people and minorities can't get IDs?/ See-Through frogs
online survey finds that people wipe their noses on their sleeves/ city wants to add parking meters to public streets; calls free parkers cheapskates/ San Diego mayor was against gay marriage until his own daughter came out - How convenient it is to discriminate against other people's loved ones/ The Black equal rights movement is not about defending violent Black criminals!
53% in L.A. speak English as their Second Language - - - Shocking?/ Appearance vs. personality/ "Happy 9/11!"/ i want to see kathy lee and kelly mud wrestle ;)
why is it illegal for two guys to cruise each other in a restroom./ "You Can't Be Too Thin"
What's so bad about Michael Vick?... And what's so great about dogs?/ Sexual abuse specifically a Catholic problem
Oh my good god, would you like a slurpee - And a motel room with that?/ One city is reaching out to illegal aliens with a unique perk/ Modern road to white house verges on insane
Racist Threats vs. Nappy Headed Hos/ Lose your job for Not insulting gay and lesbians/ Wedding Canceled; Pregnancy Continues
Can teaching turn you into a racist?/ Young women these days are bad mothers/ Sicko/ God did not save pastor killed by lightning
16-year-old unmarried pregnant girl surprised at being shamed/ I'm more insane than the mentally ill/ Honeybees have a lot of responsibility resting on their, um, do honeybees have shoulders?/ What your Pope has been spending his time on
Women's Movement created Liz Claiborne/ "Mission Accomplished?"/ $4 for an iPod?/ Nicole Richie wants Jail weight loss program/ Iran builds nuclear arms while energy reserves languish for lack of refineries/ Racial preferences in schools send wrong message about race to kids/ Wimbledon discusses banning panties
Homosexuality a health hazard?/ A space shuttle, a staple gun, and Duet Coke vs. lemonade/ And the custody goes to... the alcoholic!
The 30-second rule/ The L.A. Hospital Death doesn't even surprise me/ Guess which minority is now the majority in college/ Music, Sex, and Girls' Asses/ We really are sad and alone
Driving While Cell-Phoned/ Paris Hilton's High School Days/ Man left at the altar because he made anti-gay remarks/ Surgeon General says If the parts don't fit, You must not have sex with it/ JonBenet and Natalee Holloway step-sisters?
Cell phones are the new lighters/ Welcome to the Gynecologists Convention/ How I'm like a 4-year-old child/ Dumb Dora has died/ Apply for a pants job and sue to wear a skirt/ eHarmony can match compatibility for anyone on the planet - Except gays
Response to immigration rally violence: Politics instead of real answers/ A $1 bill only worth 97 cents/ Uh, Sunscreen doesn't work - Whoops!/ In California and across the nation some freeway shoulders have come to resemble weekend yard sales./ I want some "orbital debris"
Cats on cell phones/ Graffiti, pregnant ninth graders, divorce, and Mexicans/ Politicians can't stand up for what they really believe
Another Asian kid writes about violence/ Teacher kicked out of school for allowing a student to advocate tolerance of gays/ Divorced parents like Alec Baldwin care more about their own happiness than their children's/ Don Imus vs. Hip-hop extreme curse words
I believe Keith Richards did snort his father/ Is calling your attorney a "big-time Jew lawyer" anti-Semitic?/ Lesbian's lawsuit says gays shouldn't adopt/ Legalize sexually explicit Internet communications with underage boys/ What if the Virgins awaiting Muslims in Heaven were 73 nuns?/ Print ballots in English only/ Magnitude-8 quake lifts island and exposes coral reef/ I love it when forces of good come on strong
Jail Teenage Arsonists!/ Poison Pet food - How do we know human food isn't next?/ Los Angeles is turning Third World
I'm A Human Seismograph/ So-Called Immigration Rallies A Good Place To Arrest Illegals/ Hang On Sloopy, Sloopy Hang On/ Campaigns & Cancer
Black vs. Latino problems/ Pres. Bush says we can't deport illegals because there are too many/ Texting through movies
Are we all just one step away from a mental breakdown?/ Is English really the language of success?/ Factory Girl: Was Andy Warhol the most influential artist of the 20th century or a disgusting human being?/ Monopoly a good thing for consumers?
Gay Girl Dance & Drill Team Assistants have infiltrated the high schools/ We only live 2 thirds as long as we think/ Ellen hosting the Oscars!
Itchy Nosy/ My declawed cat can paw at things just fine/ Tim Hardaway & Glory Road/ Snickers Super Bowl Spot doesn't offend me - But its homophobic website does!/ I dream of Meredith Viera Dreaming Of Diane Sawyer/ Which leg does Heather Mills McCartney kick paparazzi with??/ I hope Barack Obama pulls a Howard Dean
Wooden Dowels, Oven Racks, and Open Cat Boxes/ A Beautiful Death?!/ No Kissing in The New World/ Good Astronaut/Bad Astronaut/ Cartoon Network Head Resigns and 2 men charged because Bostonians are stupid
Exploding Gas Stations Send OCD Into Tizzy/ What do I think about Barack Obama?/ Niggers, Faggots, and Public School Bitches/ Heroes' Gay Charachter goes straight
Principal would rather not know about problems at his school than improve them/ My High School Hero/ Kerry decides against joining '08 race; Uh... duh
"Being gay is THE LAST THING I would want to be known for"/ No Spanky/ Should minorities back others just because they are from the same group?
Black girls and Mexican girls/ City Will Not Punish Officer Who Shot 13-Year-Old Boy but paid his family $1.5 million/ Marriage vs. Money vs. Happiness/ "Crocodile Hunter" death tape destroyed
Old horses and commentators have been replaced/ Diamonds are not an African girl's best friend/ Messengers "shot" in Saddam execution video
Dueling funerals and execution coverage this weekend/ THE KING OF SWING and the 'Godfather Of Soul'
SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE/ What can we do to help protect Israel?/ N.B.A. players suspension excessive?/ MADD&MissTeenUSA/ FCC&JanetJacksonsBreast/ Ban on gay marriage is discrimination akin to former ban on interracial marriage
Pray to god to be a good boy/ Thin stars and The Body Part Challenge: Is it a forearm or a Calf?/ Donald Rumsfeld the nation's greatest secretary of Defense ever?/ How the religious right and extremist Muslims are alike/ Gay Congressman's spouse denied pension/ Duke Lacrosse Rape case a setback for women and gender relations/ Botched executions of rapist/murderers - Who cares?
This 3 Quarter Jew thinks Mel's apology was sincere and forgives him/ Global Warming? Instead of messing with Mother Nature we should learn to adapt
Big Ah Cat/ Black and Bald/ Michael Richards!/ My Word Quota/ Sean Hannity's gay dating service broke my computer
The Prince Concert/ My Dad's Approval/ O.J.'s Canceled Interview/ Should Pregnant Students Be Accepted At School?
Hispanic-Americans are turning us into a third-world culture/ You don't have to say "I'm gay" anymore
Hehehe... My plan is working!/ What do veterans say we need in Iraq/ Family oriented minorities do better/ 'Fat Actress' Sexy!/ Break Up Texting
I was in love with my DVR/ The girl who cried over her Moxy Box/ New Admiral Superintendant's solution to LAUSD's problems is to get better teachers?!/ More faggots
A German Cottage was Destroyed by a Meteor. Could this happen in Studio City?/ Who's Rich Little?/ I'm fasting like Ramadan/ N. Korea Has Politicians Too!/ "Serena, the Jungle Girl"
"Secret Lives Of Gay Wives!"/ New LAUSD Superintendent Never Worked In A School/ I Got Called A Dyke On Friday/ Memory Is A Monument Harder Than Stone
5'9" 123 LBS. The new chubby/ It's not politically correct but we need to start profiling/ Dad's Conversation Topics/ Star Trek Capt. afraid of space travel./ Breast-enhancing for 6 year old girls/ Supersensitive Nerve Endings/ "This is NOT for the air!"!/ Marry Myself?/ "GFEs" - "girlfriend experiences"/ Gays shouldn't be proud on a high holy day
I loved the Crocodile Hunter/ Are old men really less interested in chasing women or are they just tired?/ I'm always the bad guy/ Priests, arthritis, and the Pope/ Snakes In A Theater - Smell-o-vision/ Send students home for wearing the wrong clothes.
"I hope you didn't forget to pay your taxes... 12 million illegal aliens are depending on you!"/ I hope I never get involved with a girl like Heather Mills!/ Clinton can't remember which hole he played last!/ go hide in a church, lawbreaker/ It's not racism; It's that you're poor/ 2 Palestinians walk into a bar.../ "ah, they blow up so fast!"/ Is carrying a purse dog the definition of "hot"?/ FOOTBALL is a privilege; Not a punishment/ Dr Pepper doesn't get a period./ The Governator vetoes gay history
The lengths people go to to hide their age/ Shameless Plugs/ Terrified by the Science Channel/ Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40/ Floyd Landis has twice as many testicles as the previous Tour De France winner/ The government wants to define your family too
English!/ Funeral Services, Religion, and how Jews and Muslims are alike/ Waspy Women/ Pres. Bush violates his own FCC rules/ Calcutta!
If you think homosexuality is wrong because the Bible says so, you should be all for slavery/ Cooter Radio For Women/ Ladies, if you look like Rosie O'Donnell please don't call yourself HOT!!!/ Theodore Roosevelt weighs in on Immigrants and being an American 99 years later/ I watched the space shuttle launch literally just to see if it was gonna blow up/ Iraq war memorial on Santa Monica Beach
Are bees hes or shes?/ More "lotion stains"/ Vaccinating 9-year-olds against sexually transmitted diseases/ Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pairates Life For Me/ Gwen Araujo: A Girl Like Me/ Angelina Jolie Interview On Anderson Cooper On CNN
Hedging its bets, chocolate company invests in diet company too/ Pin P-I-N/ Cat Racism/ Cum Stains/ "Oh, You were offended?!"
The Scrunchie - My Mental Illness!/ Teen Smoking No Longer on the Decline - Bring Back The Saturday Morning Brainwashing!
Are There More Black Bisexual Women?/ How The Movie Transamerica Helped Me/ Billie Jean King Really Is A Legend!
Boy Scout Do-Gooding make up for Discrimination?/ Paul McCartney's separation - You just can't replace Linda
Small children and transsexuals/ The fat kid is totally accepted now days/ According to one teacher, the Black kids are the worst behaved
The movie Crash made me violently angry/ No Good Deed Ever Goes Unpunished/ Guess The Complaint/ Prayer is a waste of time
Chicken Nuggets Anonymous/ Snow White Is Playmate of the Year/ If Anna Nicole Smith is Pregnant who is the father?/ Bush Sang Star Spangled Banner En Espanol/ Spelling bee a sport?!
Yes, it is illegal to walk out of school/ I learned 2 things when I saw a fire this week: A. It's all about location and B. You can't count on people to help/ Yelling "Fire"
67 more people not saved by religion/ What time is it?/ going to Mexico/ Defense of Moussaoui
Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit/ Everything new and improved ruins our appreciation of everything before it/ Who ever invented "sleeping" with another person?!/ "Where are your shoes?"/ There is less and less music that can satisfy anymore/ Suffering as a learning experience or for a reward?!
My pursuit of boobs left me with a dead battery/ Science News: New Red and Blue Rings Found Around Uranus/ 80 year old woman seeking a man in his 20s to eat her/ Black Congressmen and white security guards/ "United 93" movie - It's not too soon/ Vigorous debate about Jesus And Judas - in 2006!
Muslim wants son to die for Islam/ A Year Without Shopping/ Should DUI Offenders Be labeled on their license plates?/ Illegal Immigrant student protesters don't know what they're talking about
Those 57 year old "kids" these days/ White blond made up to look Black feels discomfort for first time/ My Panic Attack gets Response/ Sleep/ Google/ Why are Christians dying to help those who execute Christians?
The pressure to be funny from 8:20 to 8:40 AM/ God/ The "N" Word/ Criminal High School needs police - Not a ballet studio
Stuck between a bore and a farter/ Do you judge people by the place they buy their food?/ Biology & Graduation/ Gay Penguins & The Furor They Incite/ Million $ Psychic Challenge
Blacks And The Academy Awards/ Billy Goat Hairs On My Chin/ Hair In The Swedish Pancake/ How We Are Like The Elephant Seals/ The Merits Of Excedrin
I'm skiing and I suddenly have the urge to shoot something/ Turin/Torino?/ Top Olympic Babe/ My Surprising Guilt Over Slavery/ Dog Shows & Beauty Pageants
Sharp Show Opening Song/ Big Fish vs. Little Fish/ People not on email have given up on life/ For the lactose intolerant, frozen yogurt is worth the gripping stomach pain/ Lovely Lesbians and Black Gentlemen/ High Pressure, Low Pressure, Who Cares? Just give me the weather!
Sharp's new promos/ Dick Chaney Shoots Quail - Whoops!/ My decadent tastes destine me to always be miserable/ Grammy Scandal?/ Barry Manilow #1/ I spent most of my growing up with The Jeffersons/ Zero tolerance rules lack any notion of common sense
Am I just a sex object? ;)/ Why I'm like a cat (I like to lie in the sunny spot)/ A hot Meth Addict/ Man Held in Gay Bar Attack Dies After Shootout - Good Riddance!/ Deputy who shot airman should be fired and charged with attempted murder
Google This Stephen Baldwin, who has appeared in violent and sexually explicit movies, is waging a war against vice. Heart Attack a new cure for Blindness
Michael Schiavo Remarries - And your point is? Sister's House Warming Party: I'm obnoxious/You call this cocktail conversation? 14 year old hired to make out with Colin Farrell
Martin Luther King: The King Himself Queen Latifah does not belong next to Bob Hope Jesus does not save Lindsay Lohan can smother me and come to me with her problems Our kids need lass love between men and more cruelty to animals, subjugation of women, cold blooded murder, drug-laced sex romps, and gratuitous sadism.
The Wet Rose Parade = Less Traffic All Year! Should Stroke Survivors be on national TV? Are Gay Men "Real" Men?
Legislation aimed at protecting religious activities is protecting Gays - Haha/ Tookie Williams and Rosa Parks/ New Orleans Company to Offer Disaster Tours - I now have a reason to go there!
Is being in the closet a privacy right?/ Is it a man's right to sit next to a lone child on a plane?/ Can a psychic help with Britney Spears' marriage woes?