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The DeGraff Brothers: Clase, Mason, and Landen
I'm Telling Mom, the podcast about 3 brothers catching up, playing games, annndddd... creating disappointing cliff-hangers. Join Clase, Mason, and Landen each and every Tuesday as they reminisce on simpler times, growing up in the 90s, find the hilarious side of adulting, and play the dumbest games their brains can possibly conceive. If you've been looking for a podcast that joins together hilarious stupidity, brotherly love, and TINY nuggets of wisdom and lesser-known facts, look no further! Jump on in, the waters warm... (you can thank Mason for that)!
Hey there Okee Dokie Babies,
Sincerely, thank you so much for sticking with us this far. You've really made the journey super fun for us, and we've loved getting to know so many of you.
Here's our unscripted, raw discussion that we wanted you to be apart of.
We definitely aren't saying "goodbye"... are we?
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"Life is our greatest teacher." -Probably some smart person long ago
In this episode, the three boys bounce down memory lane and share small nuggets of truth we've found along the way.
Game titles include: Imponderables, Church or Weed Shop, and Don't F*&#%@ Lie To Me!
Enjoy, friends!
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Welcome back you hob-knobblers and slick-sloopers.
SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR A CHERRY CREAM PIE AND LETS JUST JUMP RIGHT INTO IT!
In this episode, the boys scrounge around the darkest parts of the interwebs to uncover the worst creatures on the planet... influencers. Scoot your caboose down games like, "No Clue News", "Influencers Under the Influence", and "Influencer Marketing Fails"!
Supermodels, MathsGoFlyByeBoi, and dumb brands... its all here.
Big shouts to our SURPRISE GUEST INFLUENCER!
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Some criminals are smart. Some aren't. We typically find the latter MUCH more interesting!
Join us this week as we slip into something a little more comfortable, pour a nice glass of raspberry soda pop, and look out the backyard window and think, "I could've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids."
Mason hosts this jamboree as we chat about: actual crimes the boys have committed, Florida Man, and Crime Time.
Special thanks to this weeks sponsor: Bob.
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Our legal team here at ITM Studios told us that we have to clarify that murder, in fact, is not okay... (homicide sometimes is though).
Take a gander in this weeks' episode as the brothers talk through the logistics of 'Kill Or Be Killed' scenarios such as: the ethical Trolley Problem, Murderous Headlines, and the Tribal War of 2021 where Mason and Landen actually fight TO THE DEATH.
Curious? Hit that play button... or else... we may have to take matters into our very capable, vigilante hands.
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You know what our highly-diverse and politically-correct society needs right now?
The opinions of three privileged white men.
So, here we are. Delivering the goods.
In all honesty, this is a pretty stellar episode, where we talk about some serious topics that SHOULD be openly talked about - and we do it while still laughing and having fun.
Strap in, young soldier. You're about to learn a thing or two. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
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Mason-Money spends like any other world currency, so it makes sense why Clase spends so long in this episode tearing down Landen's psyche to understand if he's lying about owning one or not.
Know what else no family has ever fought over? Monopoly.
Except in this edition, Mason takes out all the properties and replaces them with dead people. Clase and Landen are then left to maneuver around the board, guessing how these famous dead people died. Yep. Park Place is now Edgar Allen Poe, and Illinois Avenue is now Elvis Presley...
In distasteful sing-song voice How did they die (bum bum bum) HOW DID THEY DIE?!
That's what we're here to uncover for you. You're welcome.
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What if I told you that the boys had never seen the movie, Titanic until this week? What if I told you that we loved it so much we had to experience it first-hand?
Hypothetically, what if Clase had Mason and Landen drop "los trousers" and dunk their skunks? Who would last longest? .... HYPOTHETICALLY, of course...
What if... hypothetically... Clase put on his birthday suit and forced Mason and Landen to draw him like one of Jack's french girls...?
And... hypothetically... the games could be called "Nautical Nonsense", "Frozen Nuts", and "Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls"...
What a... haha... what an episode that'd make, huh?
I'll just say this and then let you make an adult decision to partake or not...
The video version on YouTube is everything you'd want it to be.
Welcome to movie club. An episode inspired by a movie we've never seen.
Titanic. Brrr.
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Carrot flutes? Carrot sculptures? Carrot go mouth?
If Do-It-Yourself projects are your thing, click away now, because absolutely... we will leave you dissatisfied and spiraling down a disheveled avenue as you stroke your massive chin and ask... why?
Ask no further. We don't know either.
Welcome to DIWHY - asking the right questions, doing the wrong things.
HUGE thank you to this weeks sponsor, JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN JR.
Yes, his real middle name is Robinette. Look it up.
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Okee dokee, babies... in this installment of "Niché Communities", Mason sits down with a self-proclaimed ex-Brony to understand the community and the psychology therein.
What's your opinion on men who enjoy and identify with the 'My Little Pony' TV show? Wherever you land, we hope this open conversation gives you a new perspective and appreciation for a group of people that may not act and think like you.
Check out our Youtube channel to WATCH the full interview, at I'm Telling Mom Podcast!
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EDIT: We do apologize in advance for this episode. Its R-rated, and we arent proud of everything said... but we love that you can see into some of the messiness that is our brotherhood. If you're easily offended or don't appreciate crude humor, skip this one. (thumbs up!)
Ladies and gentlemanaas this iws anotherr peisode of getting ashmashed, obviverated, and flat out drnkkkkkkkkk. ur fault, **** u, enjoy.
Sponsor: i lgeit don’t know was ther 1??!
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Furries, we come in peace! No really, we just have some questions.
Rather than try and speculate answers for those questions, Landen thought it’d be better to interview someone that calls themselves a furry.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy this deep dive into a misunderstood niche community.
Special thanks to: DVDs… on BluRay? We think? You tell us...
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Hey all you puddn’ pops, what do you think R. Kelly and Bill Cosby have in common? They both suck! age preference may vary though Mason’s segment is all about nice deeds done by potentially crappy celebrities. (No you idiot sandwich, we don’t actually think Gordon Ramsey is bad.)
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Ah, the joy of imaginative adventure, where one can truly separate themselves from the dreary real world and instead traverse new lands... oh wait. These guys don't know how to play D&D because they're playing regular interns in a corporate office.
Follow the adventures of Erick Johnson (Mason) and Ryan Baker (Landen) as they explore the dark depths of a corporate office building. Will Ryan discover new love in an unlikely lady? Will Erick discover a secret eye into his personal space? Follow along and find out more in this episode of "WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING OR HOW TO PLAY D&D."
Special thanks to our sponsor: Motorcycle Guy Riding the Horizon or Powerline! A true ode to our childhood road trip hero.
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Ladies and gentleman, children of all ages, welcome to the big tent! Marvel in wonder, gasp in awe, and giggle with glee at the wonders that await within this episode dedicated to circus acts. Will Clase pursue his dream of driving off a ramp at breakneck speed?
Will Mason finally dedicate his life to swallowing boiling lead? All this and more await within the greatest podcast show on earth.
Special thanks to our sponsor: bubbles. 2D circles turned 3D have never been cooler.
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Buckle up for terribly-offensive "Badly-Placed Ads", super inappropriate "Slogan Versus Slogan", and other shameful shenanigans.
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Hear ye! Hear ye! Young and old! Lend me your ears!
No, seriously, we need 340 ears to break the world record...
BE IT WEIRD, DIRTY, DUMB, or all three... I'm Telling Mom has collected some of the greatest World Records ever recorded. We scoured the worlds greatest sites - Guinness, Ripleys, RecordSetter, and others - and, honestly, hated what we found... so... ENJOY!
Beyond seeking out Darwin Awards, we even attempt a few World Records ourselves... can we do it? Are we celebrities now? Will amazon ship us gold medals, accordingly?
Not to give out any spoilers or anything... but the ultimate winner was able to pick his ceremony anthem, and one of us loved it and one of us couldn't stand it.
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Hark dear sweet listeners, do you hear that? It’s the sound of throbbing heartstrings, gushing at the voices of three brothers offering golden boyfriend ideas.
Or rather… two brothers offering one or two actual golden ideas in between a dumpster fire of terrible ideas to the one brother who’s still single.
Brave listener, do enjoy today’s episode to hear all about personalized condoms, Family Guy pole dancing, stealing art, and so much more.
Special thanks to today’s sponsor: the-thing-in-Mason’s-hand… whatever it is.
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Happy 2 Year Anniversary!
Yep, that’s right, the brothers have been pumping out weekly podcast episodes for 2 years straight. That’s gotta be a record….right?
So why not celebrate with an entire episode dedicated to pie, pi, and sexual innuendos. Mason hosts this oddly specific listening experience with segments about stealing pie, counting pi, and guessing pie charts. Listen in!
Special thanks to today’s sponsor: Lil Infant, the hottest rapper to hit the scene in decades.
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Get your safe words ready listeners, this episode is gonna get weird.
Three mini-segments come from the mind of Clase, as he challenges Mason and Landen with death trivia (Who Died By What Now?), a twisted game of rock, paper, scissors, and sound effects (That Sounds Good To Me)… all relating to the theme: Earth, Water, Fire, and Hookers. Yes, it’s really that simple.
Special thank you to this week’s sponsor: stars.chromeexperiments.com, the perfect galactic adventure, even if you’re sober!
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Do aliens exist under our deep oceans? Did Netflix cause mass havoc on purpose? And perhaps the biggest question of them all: is Mason’s micropeen really the best?
Join the DeGraff brothers as they take a deep dive (but not too deep, aliens, remember?) into multiple conspiracy theories existing in today’s world.
Don’t miss the Conspiracy Theory Tier List at the end: critical conversations surrounding fake birds and immortal queens await.
Special thank you to today’s sponsor: the color orange. Or green? We’re not really sure.
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Prepare yourself for tomato throwing as the boys become movie critics in this episode featuring well-known movies that you didn’t know had sequels. I mean really, Home Alone 5?!
Enjoy your trip down memory lane as classics such as Winnie the Pooh, Toy Story, and more are discussed at length by under-qualified reviewers.
Special thank you to today’s sponsor: littlealchemy2.com, where you can learn things and do science stuff and maybe have fun I guess?
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Four score and a just few days ago, the DeGraff brothers embarked on a journey to discover historical idiots of history… of the historic kind.
Before this though, you will be challenged to think: have I ever killed anyone? Should wholesome porn be more popular? Is Blanket Jackson reaallllyy named Blanket Jackson?
Then, travel with us dear listener, along the path of a historical idiot named Timothy Dexter. Sometimes it truly pays to be an idiot.
Thank you to our sponsor: E-Girl Voicemail Services, keeping you company in the most contactless way possible since 2005.
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3…2…1… WE HAVE LIFTOFF.
Welcome aboard today’s flight where we’ll traverse the origins of ITM Podcast by listening to the never-before heard pilot episode, recorded over two years ago.
The birth of our “editor” Stephen, thoughts on what to call the podcast, and cutting edge commentary await exploration in this blast from the past.
Oh, and if you look to your left, you’ll experience an old segment called FACEBOOK REWIND.
Special thank you to our sponsor: purplecloudstudio.com, for all your human ash décor needs.
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Hey guys and gals! Have you ever wondered just how many blimps there are in the world? We haven’t either, until now.
Join the boys on a musical journey as they dive into Mason’s Disney-themed trivia questions, then try to guess whether a song was created by a real artist or from the bomb-shell-littered mind of Mason himself.
Thank you to our sponsor: secret door, a website that takes you somewhere interesting around the world. No, your Aunt Becky’s crackhouse in Atlanta doesn’t count...
...or does it?
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Abracadabra! It’s time to channel your inner magic as the boys travel down Wizard “Poop” Lane, first discussing the fact that J.K. Rowling basically wrote in Harry Potter: “Wizards magic their poop away.” That’s real, look it up.
Next, dust off your wand as Clase challenges the boys with magical movie trivia!
Special thanks to today’s sponsor: Jeremy! He likes things.
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Alright class, pop-quiz time! Did Clase used to be pretentious? Would space travel be boring? Does the Internet even work in space?
If you answered “Yeah, I think. Not really sure about the Clase one though, I mean, he…” to all three of those, you got an A+, great job!
After these IQ testers, join the brothers as they decide to get confrontational and lay out their grievances with one another for the sheer sake of drama. (Because Trisha Paytas has nothing on us!)
Then, embrace the greatest hero of our time: One Left-Eyebrowed Slippy Spaghett Man.
Special thank you to our episode’s sponsor: Q-Tips. Not C-Tips. Q. You’ll understand.
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How would you spell Dalmatians? Cuz I spelled it Dalmations and got yelled at by a red squiggly line.
Sorry, red line gods.
Disclaimer: Dalmatians nor the counting of have absolutely anything to do with this episode.
I (Stephen) took a pay cut and this half-assed title/description is now my rebellion fight song response.
...but.... 101 Dalmations, amirite?
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Ep. 101 Odd Deaths
Gather ‘round children and cuddle your teddy bears close, because it’s storytime! This week’s storytime is devoted to all things “Odd Deaths,” so naturally Mason will be giving you insight on every radically inane way to kill people in Mortal Kombat!
Before that though, enjoy the “improv” show as the boys challenge each other to simply be funnier.
Special thanks to today’s sponsor: CATMACA, because f*ck trees.
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We may have never released our pilot episode, but we sure as darn tootin' just released our 100th episode! Get out those maracas, grab your girl, and celebrate with the boys as we take a listen back to some of our favorite moments in I'm Telling Mom history.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Announcements have been made! New Merch Store, new YouTube Channel (for all your visual highlights), and a new streaming schedule -- all to give you more to indulge in!
Check out all the latest goods at www.itmmerch.com and hang out with us on Sunday evenings on Twitch!
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Welcome to the end of an era, boy and girls. This is it! You did it. Give yourself a pat on the back and go enjoy a nice bubblin' hot cocoa, you fella, you. Well done. Ninety nine episodes and... heh... look at us.... who wouldda thought? Huh? Not me..... not me.
This episode BOPS with epic intro poems, 2x2 rubix cubes, and high-energy e-girl twerking tiktoks that make us go "aww, that's a no-no".
This audio-experience TWISTS with Masons classic segment, "What Did They SAY?!" where he imparts love notes in Clase and Landens ears in the form of guttural screaming.
This installment PULLS on your heart strings as we introduce our sponsor - one of love, compassion, and understanding - Bristlr.com, the ONLY online dating website that matches people with beards with people that want to stroke beards.
This track SPINS faster than any DJ I've ever seen, especially when Landen breaks out his segment, "Bizarre Facebook Groups" - where Clase and Mason have to figure out what borderline-socially-unacceptable facebook groups we are in, theoretically, of course.
And big news coming next episode... so make sure to FLICK all the like buttons, subscribe on coughYOUTUBEcough and coughTIKTOKcough. And also discord and twitch. And Facebook. Idk... but we may have a merch store now.... more in episode 100!
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It’s decided: the DeGraff brothers are beginning the almighty protest against all dentists and doctors alike… or at least complaining about them in this episode.
Follow along to hear Clase and Landen angrily rant about the Kyles of this world wearing flat-billed hats and how wooden pencil erasers never work.
Then, Mason and Landen battle it out in the game: “Hey brother, wanna say a slang?” where retro phrases like “can of whoop ass” and “cool beans” finally make their way back into the 2021 era.
Special thank you to today’s sponsor: circumcision. (No promo code boys, sorry).
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Ladies and gents, it’s time to get in on the next big thing created by the boys: app-controlled, LED-lit, see-through dishwashing machines.
This is when your chores become a party, baby.
After this revolution revelation, Clase kicks off his segment, “What the errihh did he just say?” Basically, what the f*&% did Short Neck Ed from 90 Day Fiance just say?
Next, Landen soothes your soul with a bit of self-written poetry called “Cow in the Bathtub.” No explanation needed there.
Special thanks to today’s sponsor: twitch.tv/stopsigncam, because being Big Brother is more fun with class participation.
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Hey kiddo, welcome back!
In today’s episode, the boys peruse a number of topics like: is frog fighting the next big business idea, should airport cell phone lots have detailing services, and do spiders compare one another’s web girth?
Following these lovely convos, Landen gets serious with his segment, “Famous Scandinavian Author or Ikea Product”.
Special thank you to our sponsor: my90stv.com, where you can relive your wildest childhood nostalgia on a square VHS TV all over again.
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Welcome back, Bended Traveler.
Landen pulls back the curtains of Episode 95 by introducing his 12-year-old-self's made up super hero, Voltaic. If you got a tad excited over the mention of super heroes, I'd be giving good advice to just say... calm down. It's a 12-year-old-Landen creation.
Speaking of being calm, Clase gets upset about the 'Scooby Doo' TV show not being called 'Velma', and Landen reminisces about the good ole days... before he crashed a company drone in a fountain in the Bahamas.
Still not enough calm for you? Mason masterfully draws an arrow from his quiver and gracefully steadies his aim directly at red car owners.
Mason Money! The new, official currency of ITM Podcast - where one Mason Money = one Mason forced action (you'll have to listen to understand).
Not to be outdone by a 12-foot inflatable beach ball steamrolling through our podcast, DJ Khaled's Keys to Success, and DJ Khaled's Second Key Ring with More Keys.
Tease Episode 100.
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Hey neighbor, thanks for listening!
We start today’s episode talking about Satanists, isn’t that fun? Continuing cruising with us on this hellish ride to learn what surprising first products Nintendo, Lego, and other popular companies’ originally sold at inception.
From there, enjoy getting thrown into even more disturbing conversations from Landen’s segment called Moral Dilemma.
Special thanks to the sponsor of today’s episode: amirite.com, where Mason first fell in love by asking thought-provoking questions like, “You still have no idea what ‘P.U.’ stands for, amirite?”
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Okee dokee babies, let me break it down for you.
There is a long (but seriously enthralling) story about Clase pulling over a cop - you read that right.
Landen plays a snarly-gnarly game called, "#IsItATrend?" but we liked his second title better, "How Great Is Tik Tok, emmaright?" (This is the part about dipping boys in soy).
And I oop! (Did I use that right?) Don't forget to test your internet speeds with speedtest.net!
Finally, Mason swoops in with a banger of a segment he so eloquently titled, "Backstories: The Story of Back Before the Story That You Heard Before It, and This Is the Back to It." In other words, Clase and Landen make up Disney villain backstories... and they are worth the listen, trust us.
Thanks for listening, fam! Hang in there - Episode 100 is coming! [insert celebrating emoji with confetti and that blowy noise maker thingy in its mouth]
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Welcome to episode 92 of the ITM Podcast, we’re real proud to have you along for this journey.
Landen joins Clase at his house but is shoved into a closet, Mason creates an impossibly difficult “Spell Quiz” the likes of which would have even the most die-hard Potter fan quaking, and Clase re-invigorates “The Great Debate” with a twist of his own: forcing arguments based on topics the others hate the most.
Something about stars aligning to form deathmetal music aka the worst music ever created… or something like that.
Special thank you to our sponsor: batheinmymilk.com, and yes... it’s as terrifying as it sounds.
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(while acting out Monty Python)
Hey there Kitten,
Thanks for always coming back to listen to our soothing voices. Clase kicks up a new ongoing short-segment called "Hypothetical Garden" to ask: How many wifi extenders would the White House have? This, then, flows right into his first segment: "Animal Invasion" where Mason and Landen try to figure out how many zebras would it take to kill off everybody in Las Vegas.
From there, prepare yourself, dear listener, because things get intense.
Landen challenges Clase and Mason to eat the world's hottest gummy bear, Lil Nitro (9 MILLION Scoville units... 900 times hotter than a Jalapeño pepper), while re-enacting the iconic Witch Scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Special 'Thank You!' to our sponsors: Mason's non-existent t-shirt side hustles, www.speggitee.com and www.pookemans.com.
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Hey fellow kids, do you know what an NFT is? We sure don't. Actually, we don't understand much of anything after Mason's segment: I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!
Who knew the phrase "I have crippling hemorrhoids" could cause so much chaos?
Next, hop into Landens time machine as he takes us all back to the basements of the 1990s, when PC gaming hit its true peak.
Special 'Thank You!' to our sponsor of today's episode: www.papertoilet.com, for all your swiping butt-wiping needs.
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Hey there, fellow cereal box gamers... join us for a fun episode discussing how dumb checks are, ponder which type of Skyrim players we are, and more.
In segment one, Clase presents popular products of today that were originally created for a different purpose. DYK, back in the day, members of the calvary were lookin’ pretty spicy in their high heels.
Next, immerse yourself in true animated beauty as we work to rank attractiveness of female animated movie characters. Special thanks to our sponsor: pictureofhotdog.com, for all your glizzy needs.
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Does peanut butter and grilled cheese go together? The boys were prepared to find out in this episode. Follow along on the adventure as Clase kicks off his segment with a trivia game that has spicy consequences.
Landen then swings the podcast back into “Finish The Headline” mode, bringing some of the latest weird news into question.
Special shoutout to the sponsor: Game Grumps! Yeah... those guys... on the YouTubes!
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Many questions are asked in this episode, beginning with “Who’s spent the most on Amazon in 2020?” Hint: not Mason or Landen.
Then, Landen asks Clase and Mason, “What are my top 5 favorite animated movies?” Hint: not Wreck It Ralph, Monster’s Inc, Toy Story, Incredibles, or Lilo & Stitch.
Finally, Mason asks Clase and Landen: “Who here has streaked? Who here has had an STD? Who here has had their buttcheeks fondled?” Get the answers to these and many more pressing questions in this special episode.
Special thanks to our sponsor: rainymood.com. Soft and subtle rain sound effects to fondle your buttcheeks to sleep.
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In this episode, the boys get into heated discussions about certain brands they like but mostly about certain brands they hate. Please read the following for the SparkNotes version of this conversation:
Clase - “F!% Honey, this is my anti-Honey ad.”
Mason - “I kinda want Raycon earbuds!”
Clase - “F!% Raycon earbuds.”
Mason - “Skullcandy is coming out with new earbuds too!”
Clase - “F!% Skullcandy earbuds.”
Mason - “F!% Raid Shadow Legends.”
Landen - “F!% MeUndies.”
Mason - “I like Gillette for my balls!”
Landen - “F!% Dude Wipes.”
Clase - “F*!% you Landen.”
After enjoying this fine example of scholarly oratory, stick around as Mason brings back a segment from Episode 76: D&D at the office. Join fedora-wearing Erick and fidget-spinning Ryan as they meet Grilda, the resident office basement dweller. Next, Clase brings a new game to the podcast called “How Dumb Is Alexa,” a fun new word game that drives Mason and Landen up a wall.
Special thanks to our sponsor: O’Reilly Auto Parts. Use promo code “GreatScott!” to get 20% off a new Flux Capacitor.
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Folks, the time has come for the boys to answer your most pressing life question: is it possible to have too much cream cheese on a bagel? Stick around until the end to find out.
Before you get there though, join the brothers as they take a journey of self-discovery to learn who can type the fastest while being insulted and yelled at. Then, a special guest subs in for Landen to teach everyone about “The Nine Pillars of Islam” aka “The Price Is Right: 90’s Edition” … Just listen, you’ll understand.
Special thanks to our sponsor, the PlayStation 5: so good you can’t get it.
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Ope, careful there dear listener, this episode unleashes the boys’ rage, beginning with Landen’s recent road incident. Tread lightly as you then get transported into the classic segment, “The Great Debate,” whereupon Clase and Mason have an epic battle of words that culminate in solidifying Landen’s future as an idiotic monkey forever screeching “GME TO THE MOON!”
If you’re able to pass through this unscathed, your journey then continues into Mason’s segment “Thinking Of Things Is Hard And Some Letters Are Bad.” Warning: this poorly titled game causes crippling fury, especially if you believe a microscope is a “means to see inside someone’s body” or that a gorilla “can swim naturally.”
And perhaps you, the one dear sweet listener that actually takes the time to read these episode descriptions (lol why), may wonder “why should the madness stop there?!” Touché my friend, because it doesn’t! The boys are then joined by Mama DeGraff, who reads the final results of the Console Challenge. Hint: it was closer than your own mama’s pew-packed buttcheeks on a Sunday morning.
A big thank you to our sponsor: IsItChristmas.com. Type. Click. “No.” It’s that easy.
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Yes, you read that right.
A big thank you to our sponsor of this episode: sugar free gummy bears. Eat enough of them, and you too can enjoy the powerful ride to porcelain nirvana. Clase and Mason sure did.
Join the butt-clenching adventure as the boys struggle through the time transcending question: what is the worst way to die? Yep, you guessed it, Mason creates a tier list of the worst ways to die.
So Trigger Warning: if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with uh, gee, I don’t know, getting eaten by a shark, maybe don’t listen to this one. But if you stick with us, by all means, please enjoy the soft melodic sounds of grown men discussing how to best hold their pressuring fecal matter in until the point of no return...
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Listen, we’re not proud of how this episode begins, but we’re damn proud of how it ends. Join Mason and Landen as they take advantage of Clase’s absence by taking a fond trip down memory lane, reviewing some of Clase’s oldest videos and social media posts. From 2010-2013, Clase managed to make the worst-edited-mirror-selfie-music-video, sensually wear jackets with nothing underneath while unnecessarily moaning “yeah” to no one, whisper “I love you” five hundred times without the viewer’s consent, and more.
Ope, and this just in from Mom DeGraff: he gets butt naked to go potty. Hooray!
Special thanks to our sponsor: lady bugs on Amazon. Put on your lady bug costume, play your lady bug music, and throw a lady bug party. Why the (dial-up noise) not.
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Following one of the weirdest days in US history (quaint raid of the Capitol anyone?), the DeGraff brothers get even weirder by discussing what food mascots they could beat up. I mean really, who wouldn’t want to hear Mason say verbatim: “I would punt the Gerber Baby across a football field.” After that, Landen treats you once again to the most thought provoking thoughts that are clearly not his own, but that of r/showerthoughts on Reddit.
And of course, we’d be remiss not to thank our dearly beloved sponsor of the episode: The Cheese Lady, defying all odds and defeating evil with each cheese sculpture she crafts. Enter promo code: lolwhatthef*ckamidoingwithmylifetobebuyingacheesesculpturerightnow for 110% off.
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The game list speaks for itself: Funky Band Name Origins, La La Land or Nicki Minaj?, and the January Mile-High Challenge!
Well... that, and the new slogan of the ooey-gooey rice-cream-makers: "Turn off your lights. Shut off your heat. Rice Krispies."
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You know when you rip apart a dumb idea, but then go ahead with it anyways?
NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS SUCK AND ARE POINTLESS - QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD!
This week the boys take on a Month-Long Fitness Challenge for a their choice of a new PlayStation 5 or XBOX X. They also, apparently, felt compelled to share their baseless and uninformed opinions about discipline, goals, accountability -- ALL THE MOTIVATION YOU NEED FOR 2021!
They also play a few new games such as: "Dot-Dot-Dot" - Mason's game of complete stupidity; and "Diggin' The Decades", where Clase makes the other two rank the decades of the 20th and 21st centuries from best to live in to worst.
And thanks to this weeks sponsor: The COVID-19 Vaccine
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
While this is not apart of our scheduled uploads, we wanted to share a bit of the ridiculousness that YOU never hear!
We're calling this 'The Blooper Episode', welcome to more mediocrity and amateur-ness from I'm Telling Mom!
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The brothers chat through dumb things they did growing up, how Clase got kicked out of the house indefinitely, and some of our weird tattoo tales.
But the heaping pile of audio spikes in this episode stem mostly from a single game: 2020 BINGO. The brothers play BINGO with every weird, maniacal, twisted, sometimes-but-rarely enjoyable happenings that occurred during the year of our lord, 2020. says 3 Hail Mary's for better luck in 2021
Muchos gracias to AdultSwim.com for sponsoring this episode of ITM!
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A 10-digit code. "If you can figure out the correct combination, you will be bypassed into an unfamiliar world." This is the exact email that Clase received from a listener last week. The brothers run through about 20 emotions as they think through the mystery before Landen shuts it all down with his conspiracy theory!
Also!
"Rapid-Fire News Weirdlies" and "Wrong-Wrong-Wrong" (The new game where Landen just tells everybody else that they're wrong)
Finally!
Left pondering a few of life's quizzicalities, the brothers are too poor in spirit to wayfare thee puzzle. Godspeed to the remaining soliders. c0d3.ninja
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[to the tune of All-Star by Smash Mouth]
SomeBODY once told me that innn the Shrek Movie, Fiona had a signed poster hanging on her wall of Justin Timberlake because Cameron Diaz was dating him at the time.
[hmm, where'd you lose it?]
This week, we sit you down in front of the fireplace and solidify our relationship with deep discussions that take us late into the night. Deep ponderances such as, "How did they know to call it 'World War One?'", "What are Shittens?", and, the all-time favorite, "Imagine Mason taking Dungeons and Dragons to weird places".
Also Clase kicked a door down and Landen shoots his shot in an elevator.
Special thanks to our Sponsor this week, "Poop Like A Champion Cereal", the only cereal to REALLY deliver on their promise. ("Job well done" sticker pack included with every purchase)
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If I told you that r/TreesSuckingOnThings was a real thing, would you believe me? Welcome to "Unbelievably Weird Subreddit Threads!"
Wait, you can actually make your iPhone say "Oh, yes daddy!" when you plug it in?!
Basic trivia that sends Landen in a tizzy of frustration. Worth sticking around for!
Interested in supporting to the podcast? How about having your weirdly-specific comment read on-air? Join us each Thursday on Twitch at "ImTellingMomPodcast".
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How do you eat your bread and butter? Do you microwave your Pop-Tarts? Are you Pop-Tart compliant? Because Mason not like you as much, depending on how you answer those questions.
This episode has a crazy story about blacking out, seizures, and concussions, with a healthy dose of healthcare knowledge and insurance reminders. You're welcome.
We play a few fun-faired whimsicals like: Among Gus (Mom - "Among Us" is a popular game with the kids right now, and this is Mason's cheeky lil spin off), and Nostalgic Soundtracks - the part of the show where Mason and Clase come out and sing.... a silly song.
IM TELLING MOM T-SHIRTS COMING SOON (I, Stephen, actually don't have their authority to say that... but... shhhhhhh)
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Mason reads a note from his past self - reveals a deeply sensitive soul.
Mason brings back the classic "fIgURe iT oUt StoOpiD"!
Mason actually sponsored this episode so he can make Clase and Landen say whatever he wants!
Mason loses Celebrity: Two Truths and a Lie.
And... Mason tries the One Chip Challenge with the World's Hottest Chip (Carolina Reaper & Scorpion Pepper)!
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We are officially a proud sponsor of Mars. I'm Telling Mom Podcast is the #1 podcast on its way to Mars. crowds roar
YOU WILL LEARN SOMETHING NEW in this episode. And if you don't, you can take advantage of our 100% customer satisfaction money-back guarantee. Cross my heart.
In this episode, Clase, Mason, and Landen DeGraff chat about the possibilities of life being a simulation, women and astrology, and seriously... the most down-to-earth religious conversation everyone should hear.
Also, would you put your hard-earned cash down on a game of "Who Tweeted It: Trump or Kanye"? It's more challenging than you might think...
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Clase, Mason, and Landen slip into something's a little more comfortable, like: Karen, Spiderman, and a giraffe. Wait. Sorry. That came out wrong. They're wearing costumes this episode.
Pondering what life would be like if they owned the world's greatest domain name: ElonsMusk.com // surfing the interwebs for the ugliest pair of feet owned by a celebrity // figuring out how stupid Mason really is // exploring WHAT THE &$*% SHOULD I MAKE FOR DINNER (dot com) // taking sides about idiots that don't mind stepping on shower drains // unbottling our opinions on which water bottle brands suck // and teaching you how to know if you're a fatty mcfatster...
So plop down, snag a bag a' cheeto's, and kick up your crocs. It's time for... I'm Telling Mom: Halloween Edition.
(Except we don't talk about anything Halloween-related)
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Anyone remember Liner Rider? That classic scarf-wearin', sled-drivin' penguin is still kicking, and has gotten quite a few upgrades since its 90s debut. And if you haven't seen Line Rider music videos... well, by all means, end this podcast now and go check em out. Worth it.
OR... if you're still here, we can bless your face with some classics of our own: "Disney Trivia" (I told ya, classic - but look, do YOU know what Woody's first uttered words were?), "Who Is The Better" (Clase's game asking 'who is the better BLANK (reader): BLANK (Lil Wayne) or BLANK (any of the Mumford and Sons) - and our opinions are always valid), and the evergreen segment "Facebook Rewind".
Oh wait, are you looking to hate something or someone? Hmm.. that's always a little more difficult here... but... Mason hasn't voted yet. Go get him.
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An episode has no name.
Clase, Mason, and Landen run rampid through the tunnels of Earshole Lagoon, bestowing gifts of amazon reviews, suicide psychology, and long-winded games of Battleship: ONLY ONE PATROL BOAT (TWO-BOAT) ON A 50x50 BOARD!!
Thanks to the tree-entusiasts at www.treesnetwork.com for sponsoring this episode! Stream live TV and chat with other viewers!
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Pokemon GO TO THE POLLS!
Go Vote!
90s computer games | MYST on TV | Guitar Hero! | Speed Runs! | Fun Facts!
Okay, so no kidding, Alexander Graham Bell (the inventor of the telephone) wanted to replace the common greeting "Hello!" when answering the phone, to "Ahoy!" and we like it.
Meeting adjourned.
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Here's a fun fact. All three brothers have INTENTIONALLY purchased a $500 cat litter box. Cross my heart.
This week, the smallish man-boys somehow figured out a way to re-visit Landen's past life as a pig herder from old English times AND breakdown the psyche of single mom's on facebook marketplace. I know! I couldn't believe it either.
Give your cute lil kittens an extra noggin pat from us tonight before bed (insert teen-relevant emoji here to stimulate that algorithm).
Game List: What's That Word Mean: Old English Edition, and What Would A Cat Do?
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WALMART chants, terrible car marketing, dancing women, blind and deaf men, slapping THE Captain Kirk, and doing WHAT! ON THE MOON?!
It's ALWAYS a banger of an episode here on I'm Telling Mom Podcast!
Hi, I'm Stephen. I edit the brother's episodes, come up with clever descriptions, run the live stream, maintain all listening platforms, upload content, and uh... basically keep the entire show afloat.
I digress.
Expertly and efficiently playing games self-titled: Dragons and Dunderflies! (Or is it 'Dungeons and DragonTales'?) and Mission Impossible: Moon Edition!, Cleetus, Mr. Meeseeks, and Long Neck 2-step through the eminence of both time and space. Come on down to I'm Telling Mom Podcast for that all-you-can-eat good-good!
We've got Tom Hanks, BIG decisions on the moon, and quite abrupt endings.
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The boys recorded this episode while under the mind control of alien life-forces. They cannot recall the recording, the happenings therein, or any of the related bespoken utterances of the overtaking in-process.
This episode is a complete surprise - we don't know what's inside, either.
Travel at your own risk... and good luck.
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Three Dutch-descendant man-children try playing Dungeons and Dragons for the first time - WHY DID NOBODY TELL US IT WOULD BE THIS FUN...?!!!
This week, we're chatting around Super Mario 64, old school games and systems (yep, this that good-good), super odd bible verse, and the going rate for a Banksy painting... (NOT CLICKBAIT BUT GOODNESS ITS EXPENSIVE)
Whipping up brand new segments: "Dungeons and Dragonflies" and "Antique Roadshow Gameshow Yoyo", we're ready to tickle your sound receiver.
References: Bible (NIV, ESV, King James IIV, King James IIX, New Century Version, EASY): 2 Kings 2:23-24
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We did the world a favor and cleaned up Cardi B's WAP (new title: 'SPB') for a Kidz Bop Remix! Yeah... it was bloody, but we came out alive.
Also featuring the FAIREST of 'The Great Debate' games ever held... and the most oddly-constructed game of heads or tails, welcome to episode 63.
Sign the petition to end 2020 now.
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(Please stand as we all say the team pledge)
[Spoken-in-unison]: We are die-hard Trapt fans. Go-go-gadget-go-go-karting. If I should die before I wake, let my tombstone please read: Macaulay Culkin is the best MC.
Thank you.
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This is episode 61. If you just turned 61 today, happy birthday!
Remember cap guns? Remember laser tag? Remember digging up an orphanages' playground? Clase does.
A sweet suite of games awaits including: Punishment or Happy Happy Fun Times, Laser Tag Documentary, and The Great Debate
And seriously, help us fund the LASER TAG DOCUMENTARY!
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[Enter 1930's gangster] "Some call it a banger, some have even said, 'wow, twas the greatest thing theys ever forthed abreast.' But me? Me and the boys know it as... episode 60..."
[Enter 2020 e-boy] "Straight facts. Snatch that flex right up. High key, no cap. Dope. Lit. Do-lit. Ahahah."
So anyway, there we were, chatting parking lot etiquette, real-money Deal or No Deal?, Tetris assisting with PTSD, and scratch-n-sniff CD ROMS, per usual. That's when he gave me the news.
Pac-Man was almost named Puck-Man. I couldn't believe it.
Also, what's your favorite color? Go ahead and write your answer on a scrap piece of paper, put it in a glass bottle (clear, not green), cork that big boy, and toss it in the sea, we'll get it. (Also don't do this. ITM does not support littering or any environmental destruction of any kind.)
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Not to ruin your 2020 more... but Abe Lincoln, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, and a bunch of others were terrible people. We'll talk about it.
This might be another one of those 'keep your kids out of the room' episodes.
Sexual safe words, sexual predators, a few Game of Thrones references, baby skull teeth.... its all here, guys!
Games that reek of red pine and burnt elderberries, "The Great Debate (But Different) and Things You Should Know".
For your consideration, this episode's T-Shirt idea: "Oath Caddy, Oath Caddy!"
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What is the true secret to turning 100? I guess you'll just have to listen to find out.
As critically-acclaimed and always famously-quoted (like, constantly. all of our family and friends and Thomas' friend, Carol, all say this to us), "the best content since Frozen II" - some would argue that you have the best seat in the house.
Tonight's menu features a pan-seared filet of "What is Mason Hitting His Head On?", followed by a vibrant yet balanced "Silly Songs with Larry", paired with an absolutely gorgeous spritz of Jeopardy! of the Decades, and topped with classic Facebook Rewind, served table-side.
Enjoy.
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Hello. Landen screwed the pooch on this one and dropped precious audio files. The lost tapes will forever be a mystery...
Or, we can beef on ABBA, Chris D'elia, Wayfair, Hugh Hefner, Mike Tyson, and disney princesses.
Depsite Landen's knuckleheadedness, we still paint the town clear with games like: So Like... In Other News, Name That Quiz, and Crap on a Map!
Also, who is sending us weird things in the mail? Can you please increase the frequency? We are happy to discuss our Christmas lists on air, if that would be helpful? Just let us know...
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Tom was in Mason's Top 8 for way longer than acceptable.
We've been wondering if ants have penises, what Cheez-Whiz is, and why Owl City has such an angelic voice. How's your quarantine going?
Rollin' up with a briefcase full of fresh pods, this week: Three Secret Words, Finish That YouTube Comment, and Making Fun of What You Love
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Oh hey there, quick update. Landen's not dead.
Do you like 90s TV Show theme songs? How about Scientology? Have you ever wished for a murderous, chaos-ensuing goose?
GREAT! This is the episode for you!!
Game List: Show Me Your Tunes, Scientology: What Is It?, Hannah's Game, and Twitter Rewind
Go check out the stream at: https://www.twitch.tv/imtellingmompodcast to watch this episode LIVE (unedited) - you can even see our cool PowerPoint presentations!
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Is Landen dead? Clase and Mason genuinely don't know.
Jason Momoa as Frosty? Superb American Anime? Will Smith or Robin Williams as Genie?
In this episode, we carefully unbox a brand new Nerf-a-Zoid 3000 (batteries sold separately), and pop-off!
Also, don't you hate having to pick up all the nerf pellets after blasting through WW24? Should make the pellets metal so you can talk around with a big magnet and easily collect them...
SMASHING THRU WALLS N' STUFF with the MANLIEST OF ALL GAMES like: The Game Called 27, Happy Little Trees, and Facebook Rewind!
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Nipples. Lopsters. Daddies. What do these things all have in common?
They are all on Landen.
We play some games with our Twitch stream, we lose power mid-record, and we guess some mumble rappers lyrics (Grey Goosies with my Juicies).
Frollicking by with a fresh, hot tray of crumpets; paired with a delectable strawberry tart, we proudly share with you this week's entertainment: Stupid Boring Dates Game, Heads Up, and iM dA BeSt tHeRe EvER WuZ!
Congratulations to MythRander for winning a segment this week! You're closing in on Landen ;)
Thank you to www.cat-bounce.com for sponsoring this week's episode! And remember, you can follow us on Twitch, where we record live every Thursday at 7PM EST!
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FIFTY-TWO WEEKS = ONE YEAR... Happy birthday, listener! :)
New intro music is introduced, big celebrations are happening worldwide, listener challenges, and the BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT WE'VE EVER MADE!
Brand new segments taking over: "Lets Get Creative: Theme Song", "I Quit.", "r/ShowerThoughts" and a surprise sponsor from IMDB?
Guys, we really cannot thank you enough for your support this past year, and we hope you stick around for many more laughs to come - check out our Facebook page for details on the new announcement and be sure to... tune in (wink)!
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So, of course there are the 3 brothers... you've now met the 2 parents... but you haven't heard from 1 mysterious sister... UNTIL NOW.
This episode invites ALL 6 DeGraffs into one virtual room for all the madness you'd expect! Did Clase and Mason BOTH open van doors while traveling at high speeds? Would you rather always wear wet socks or wet underwear? Would you, umm... be interested in a cuddle party? We also get DEEP into parenting, regrets, and growth - all as a family.
In this first-ever podcast to ever have (no, seriously, we are the first) SIX people together (no really!) with games and TED talks like: Who Am I?, Would You Rather... (with points!), and Parenting Rewind!
Massive THANK YOU to our very special guests this week: Mom (Heidi), Dad (Kevin), and Briel - love you guys!
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Mom? Dad? .... Mom?
Oh yeah. They're here. And ready to set the record straight!
Why did we ACTUALLY get McDonalds grilled cheese? Someone called the police on a Barbie phone?! Wet toilet paper or newspaper?
In this super special of episode of ITM, Mom and Dad take full reign over ALL games and discussions including: Let the Record Show, Who Am I?, Would You Rather... (with points!), and Journal Rewind!
Thank you so much to the two greatest parents we've ever had for hijacking our podcast - wouldn't have had Episode 50 any other way!
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Boys and girls... gemini's and leo's... adult carnies and also children carnies...
(that's right, we are all about inclusivity here on ITM)
Step right up to be the first to ever invest in your own ear holes! Did Mason legally change his name? Does Clase reveal something Mom never wanted to know? Will Landen take on his wifes last name?
'The One Before 50' is chalk-full of crispy audio to tickle your inner (and outer) follicles: Truth or Dare, Down in the Deets, and Were You Paying Attention?
I'll leave you with this thought... Luxury Cucumbers (wearing hats) is a legitimate startup. Yeah.... we know..... HOW COOL.
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Oh hey there... You didn't... you didn't catch me goofin' didja? Goofin' n' sloopin'? Whoops. Friggin goof sloops.
Fire up the bass cannon, no ammo needed with artillery like this... Mystery Quiz, Things You Didn't Know About Disney, and Trump Says "Wrong".
So, we can all agree that 5 grains equals a pile, right?
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Clapping sloths, laugh tracks, shower thoughts, and karaoke.
Gear up for the never-seen before games like: Cereal Slogans, Shower Thoughts, and tHiS iS MoRE cONvErSaTiONaL!
Also... what cream cheese do you buy?!
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WOW... What an episode... (seriously)
Are you ready for the deepest chat on self-awareness you'll hear this week? Can you pronounce Elon Musk's childs name (X Æ A-12)? Are you apart of the 10% of all people who believe that "HTML" is a sexual disease? And the BIG question of the day... "What that orb do?" (Clase - do dodo do do do)
This week, we are rolling in good conversation, fun-hitting discoveries, and the same "over-the-top" reactions that are, at this point, par for the course. Games dialed at you include: "So Like... In Other News", "This or This", "10 Bizarre Survey Finds", and "Facebook Rewind".
Also Shia LaBeouf.
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Tooths brushings, routined hygiene, bad news (with also the bestest news), birds flippings, GIFs, and, of course, the standard audio parabolic frequencies that bless your perfectly symmetrical (and definitely not too big, like sometimes Aunt Rita suggests) ears.
With games like: "Although...", "Finish That Headline", "GIF Me Points", and the very brand new segment, "Facebook Rewind", you won't need much more entertainment for one day.
Thank you to our wonderful (actual and very real) sister, Briel, for unknowingly allowing us to jump head-first, way deep down, tunneling through debris, into your Facebook history. Love you!
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Tired of being in quarantine? Us too. That's why we built this audio program that, if played while sleeping, allows you to lucid dream and actually go outside and have fun.
It's this. It's this podcast. Just play it on repeat and your mood just... it just... (angel's singing in harmony)
So, while you're asleep, we are going to be chatting about lickable wall paper, professional mattress jumpers, corn nuts, and SIMS translations. Otherwise known as: Sabotage, Non-Existing Existers, and Sims-lish!
Special appearance by long-time listener Nevin (#BossBabe) Markitan!
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Real sponsors, fan collaboration, high-quality audio... I mean, if we just replaced the hosts, it'd almost be like this was a REAL show!
What do you think the moon smells like? With ZERO incentive, how committed could you be pretending to be an ant? Is it whitey-tighties or tighty-whities?
Welcome to the chaos-centraled zone that is I'M TELLING MOM! Expected to hear some stellar games like: This or That?, Well... Smell!, and Disney Soundtrack
Massive thank you to our actual sponsor, Core4x4.com - please use promo code "imtellingmom" for up to 5% off your purchase!
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Bate-Hoven. Mowses. Brokin Leg.
You, my dear dear friend, are in for a treat... with segments like these, who needs anemones! Featuring... Would You Rather, Music: Real or Fake, and Landen's Tinder.
Special guest appearance from... Ham.
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It finally happened. The scale we didn't ask for, but the scale we needed. "The Puntability Scale", rating all ordinary objects on a precision scale of their ability to be punted. You're welcome.
Rollin' through this week, the brand-new, froggy-fresh, super-duper-9000 games like: Lizards Dooms Day, Guess That Sound, Bible or Movie Scene, and Facebook Rewind!
We're also learning more and more about each brother... like, "End-of-the-World" personal mottos...
Clase = If you cant beat em, join em.
Mason = If you cant beat em, end it.
Landen = Befriend Mark Zucc
Special 'Thank You' to Lindsey O. for allowing us to cruise through her Facebook this week!
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HEY! What a wonderful kind of day... where we can learn to work and play... and get along with each other...
This week on ITM: "What? It's For a Good Cause!", "AI Dungeon", and "FindingMyRepublicanGoddess.com"
Special thanks to Reverend William for sponsoring this episode - we wish you a lifetime of happiness and fulfillment!
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Please note this episode was recorded 2 weeks before its release date
Quarantine can't bring US down! We are out here flipping horrible news stories to find the positive silver lining, playing The Price is Right with 90s kids toys, chatting quarantine, and making fun of some kid named Nigel.
Introducing the never-seen-before gaming experiences of: "Being Optimistic Like Dad", "90s Toys", "#MyQuarantineIn6Words", and "Facebook Rewind"!
Pop a squat, stay awhile, let us hit you with some truth hoses and share some @RealCarrotFacts!
Special "Thank You!" to Nigel T. for letting us slander his social accounts -- appreciate you brother!
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Magic 8 Balls. Chic-Fil-A sauce. Loofas. These are beautiful things.
You what is NOT beautiful? Diabetus. Diabetus and Coronavirus.
Yeah, yeah, we played a few games like 'Manilla Quiz', 'Taboo's Caboose', and 'The Last One', but I wanna talk about something else...
Do you scrub betwixt your booty cheeks in the shower? Because one third of our brotherly trio thinks it's not a necessity. And if that question made you uncomfortable, buckle up Sally-Joe, it's gon' be a bumpy ride.
Big thank you to this week's sponsor, "Paladin Deception Services" the ONLY service that lies right, the first time.
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And now, an ode to our iTunes reviewers...
"You are special, you are loved.
You were sent from above.
From our heads to our toes,
we've agreed, you're better than those.
So, let's make t-shirts, lets make t-shirts... let's make t-shirts."
Thank you.
Wanna talk about something other than Coronavirus? Great, us too. This week we knock out a few games like: Songs In Reverse, Couples Team Building, Amateur Hour, and iTunes Reviews
This episode was made possible by www.cusscollar.com, the ONLY collar to get your dog swearing like a sailor.
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This one time, at band camp, we three DeGraff brothers met a set of twin siblings named 'Spork' and 'La-A' (pronounced La-dash-a).
Okay, not really. We only went to Christian camps. So, naturally, we only met people named Paul, John, Abednego, Ester, and Malachi.
Check us out this week as we discuss weird hypotheticals, facebook dating, and whether or not the 'CLOSE' button on elevators actually work or not. We also smash through a few games like: The Great Debate, Car Thought (No 'S'), and Peanut Butter Chubby Bunny!
Clase also crossed over the safe zone of peanut butter goodness into the hell of peanut butter suffocation and nutty-persecution. Do not follow.
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ALL the greatest questions ever asked. Here. We. GO!
- Does it cost the U.S. Mint more to make coins than they are worth?
- Would you rather fight a Gremlar or a Fooptar?
- Who said, "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, and a great deal more to stand up to your friends"?
- Was Black Panther a poorly-created movie?
Expect great things from the dark alley which lies before you... with games like: Hardest True or False, Gibberty Blidget, Who Said It, and Facebook Rewind.
Shoutout to our Facebook Rewind volunteer, Gene (Squeen) Garver. You da real MVP.
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A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner that he is bankrupt. Why?
This episode of ITM brings the golden lush of graham crackers and marshmellows with stellar games like: Mad Lib Commercial, Collaboration City: Riddles, and President of the Hill.
Landen has formally declared to give everyone who adds him on Venmo (@simplylanden) $1 AND a personalized poem... go, go, GO!
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Skyrim shuffle, the Superbowl, Los Angeles' full name, and can you bowl in space?
Cruisin' on through with hitters like: Wiki Race, Grade 3: Geography, and 25 Useless Facts!
The games where we race in Wikipedia from link to link, testing our third grade geography knowledge, and indulgence of 25 useless facts to celebrate Landen's 25th birthday!
Hold on, folks. This one's a doozy!
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Billie Eilish with a mustache? Port-side Starboard Knots? Voicing 'effervescent' cartoon characters? DID WE ACTUALLY CRACK THE EPSTEIN CASE?
This weeks episode is like a hot air balloon ride. It sounds really REALLY great... until you're in the air for 8 months, traveling 0.0073 miles a day, with no food or water. Yes, we are convinced that hot air balloons never land.
Expect some fiery games like: Aye Aye Captain, What Sound It Do?, and A.I. Dungeon!
Shout-outs and heart emojis to our sister podcast, I'm Telling Mom!
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WARNING: There is too much sexualized content in this episode for anyone under the age of 87. Sorry.
Is ALL television fake? Do you mess with student drivers? What would the world be like if nobody had any arms? Do ALL koala bears have STD's?
In this zinger of an episode, you may or may not be exposed to large doses of radiation. You also may or may not experience games like: Is She There?, The Great Debate: PowerPoint Edition, Things You Thought You Knew, and Facebook Rewind.
Also... this episode may or may not feature an original release from the one and only... MARKY MARK AND THE FUNKY BUNCH!
In all seriousness -- there are large amounts of unplanned sexual innuendos, references, and the like throughout this episode (that MOM would not approve of). Please be advised.
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Was Napolean actually short? Did Einstein fail high school math? Is Miley Cyrus's real name Miley?! (Subtle hint: no)
Look, you didn't subscribe for half-bootied content. This week we're really bringing you the top-tier... the cream of the crop... the alcoholic beverage of your choosing. This week... we mean business.
We have curated the finest collection of quiz-know's, memorabilia, and artifacts that aim to make you say, 'huh'. These games in questions include: Whats In The Box?, Things You Thought You Knew, Celeb Name Game, and Facebook Rewind!
Special thank you to Scram Reynolds for allowing us to run 'Facebook Rewind' at his expense. All love, brother!
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Conspiracies. Conspiracies everywhere.
Mason travels back from year 1920, Clase loves Florida winters, and Landen is completely and utterly fed up with Clase and Mason's malarkey.
This episode, we are blazing trails and grinding rails with games like: The Conspiracy Corner, The Show of Sounds: Only Oddities Please, and This or That... or This?
Special thank you to this week's sponsor, Poop Map, available on iOS and Android app store.
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IT'S 2020, and you know what THAT means... WE'RE going in with PERFECT 20/20 VISION. With our mocha choka frappacinos (heel flip, turn, smile at the camera). Only available at Sturbucks.
Are you reading this oe h**?! Yes? Okay, then you must be interested to know that this week we chat about googling pug MRI's, random yelling... at nothing... for nothing.... to no one, discussing if Cheetos are chips, and was Jasmine's kiss to Jafar too much? We also crush a few games like: The Great Debate, Car Thought (No 'S'), Middle Numbers, Bears. Beets. Battleship Memory Game, and Facebook Rewind.
"Freak off you mother freaking mongoose."
-Clase
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ITS HERE, ITS HERE! The first ever video episode! Go check it out on Facebook or YouTube!
We really made Stephen work hard in this one... poor audio, lazy video, so... TONS of edits and add-in clips to keep it interesting!
We play some brand-new, video-induced, cotton candy-flavored games such as: Do You Have My Wallet, New Years Revelations, The Law of the Land, Who Can Slap Harder, and Facebook Rewind.
We got tricks up our sleeves, oh yes we do. And maybe even a secret hidden message buried throughout?
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
While this is not apart of our scheduled uploads, we wanted to share a bit of the ridiculousness that YOU never hear!
We're calling this 'The Blooper Episode', welcome to more mediocrity and amateur-ness from I'm Telling Mom!
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Jimmy Eat World... rapey vibes! Mason is a legal citizen! A full decade coming to an end!
This week we were happy to even produce an episode! Games so soothing as: The Game of Misheard Lyrics, Are We American, Decade in Review, and Facebook Rewind!
Thank you for a fantastic year, babies! 2020 about to get..... wired. weird. wacky.
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Episode 25 - fitting number for our 2019 Christmas Special!
Big thank you to Jake Fayed for joining this episode of ITM, where we chat about Christmas Eve traditions, Santa's reality, upscale Cadillac owners, and cute puppies!
So let's set the scene...
As you delicately lay out your milk and cookies, tuck the children into bed, and quietly have a nice glass of wine with your significant other by the open fireplace... next door you hear intense yelling, the sound of glass breaking, dogs barking, and begin to feel the ominous onset of a mother-in-laws disappointment.
Hi, welcome to the I'm Telling Mom Podcast. Yep, you guessed it, we live in the neighbor house. You might be wondering how we got here...
In short, it all began in the twelfth minute of this episode. 12:30, to be exact. Take a listen for yourself, with games like: "Hope You Know Your Smoochy Smooch", "Facebook Rewind", "Christmas Hummers", and "The Yule Lads" - we were destined for failure.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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If you've ever said to a loved one with Mesothelioma, "Hey, the I'm Telling Mom podcast will cure you." ...Shame on you. You know what you did.
This week we try on a pair of denim dad jokes, accompanied by a straw hat, woven with young jokes. We realize the mysteries of the universe with earth-shattering revelations such as 'TUMS are mints for your tummy'.
The game list this week was written by a small 9-year-old gremlin named Charlie. The game list is as follows:
- fIgURe iT oUt StoOpiD
- Sksksksk and I Oop
- NEMO TITLE SCREEN SONG THAT HAUNTS MY DREAMS
Please enjoy.
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Preparing for launch sequence in 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2...
ABORT! System's failure, REPEAT, System's failure - NO GO for launch!
Hmm, typical for ITM. Doesn't matter. We still POPPIN' OFF some garbage-destined content! In this episode, we're tying up the bow with games that we've affectionately titled: PBS Quizzies, Angsty Throwbacks for the Pre-Teen Soul, Terrible Bop-It!, and Facebook Rewind.
Also... the Kennedy Space Center is 2L2Q (too legit to quit).
What does Wiley Coyote's voice sounds like?
McDonalds grilled cheese prize money is STILL up for grabs.
Should the opposite of 'Funny' just be 'Unny'?
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Welcome to the largest dumpster-fire podcast on the interwebs today! In this whacked-out episode, Mason hijacks the ENTIRE 60-minutes with a little stunt he calls 'Mystery Gifts' - the always fun game where you pull out a bottle of Ghost Pepper hot sauce (855,000 scoville units) and make your friends try some!
Don't you worry though! We were still able to squeeze out a bit of quality audio including discussion and games like: Pluto is a planet again, who hates hot-towel treatments, saying 'That's crazy', Who Has the Most Alarms Set, and What Pissed You Off This Week?
Oh hey, Rage Against the Machine is NOT getting back together (super duper sad face). BUT, with your help, we can make that our one, big, collective Christmas wish!
Yeah, yeah... that's crazy.
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We are 21, babies and guess what... YOU'RE ALL OUR BEST FRIENDS!
Not all episode's can be gold stars... this one ranks closer to a zinc? Or maybe if zinc and steel had a love-child that was unable to pronounce words correctly, function in normal society, or see straight?
Join us, Mason, Clasen, and Landenen, as we take on the world from a fresh, new perspective on life! We sport some all-time favorites like: Dad Music, Are We Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, What Google Was Googled?, Distance From Microphone, and Facebook Rewind.
Mason's tears are "salty, so salty", Landen will buy you a fries-covered bikini, and Clase announces something BIG. Everything you could have ever hoped for is right here, right now, right foot let's stomp. Left foot, let's stomp. Cha cha real smooth.
Happy 21st, ITM!
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If you give a mouse a cookie, he is probably going to COKE OUT AND HIT THE CLUBS WITH STUART LITTLE'S CAR!
Is there a major company around us involved in a money-laundering scheme? Do trains have a car limit? Have we found the END of the internet?!
In this poorly-produced episode of ITM, the boys yap about all of the above while attempting feats of sub-par conversation. Landen opens with 'Finish That Headline', Mason follows with some 'Music in Reverse' (how many can you get?), and Clase smacks that caboose with 'If You Give a Mouse a Lawnmower' - the failed segment of the episode.
Thanks for tuning in, my babies!
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Your three favorite idiots are back this week! The hilarious and family-friendly show you've come to know and love, is viewable now in color on a network near you!
Oh wait, no no, that's for the 3 Stooges. Umm, our apologies. Yeah, these guys suck. We suggest you run - the other way. I'll distract them.... GO!
Clase, Mason, and Landen fire a porcupine's quills right at the heart of racism, hatred, and other bad things! There's no stopping the A+ content (grading on a curve) waterfall of 90s flash games (www.addictinggames.com), embarrassing high school moments, and the USA's Pledge of Allegiance, while playing games like: Bingo Bango Bongo (Just Bingo), Band Names feat. Death Metalist Larry McGoop, and Please Explain!
Huge thank you to this week's sponsor: www.StealthBoats.com - go learn you some boating knowledge and check out these sick stealthy aquatic machines!!
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Hook. Hook. Hook.
You know what... it was a great movie, and frankly my dear, we don't give a damn (what Rotten Tomatoes says). And don't call us Shirley. Here's lookin' at you, Robin Williams.
This week, we'll be surprised if anyone listens past 20 minutes! We insult every generation currently on earth and refuse to apologize for it! (...but we are low-key sorry and would love it if you stuck around).
So go ahead and thump your time down into our 'Bring Out Your Dead' cart while we play games such as, "GUESS. THAT. ANIME. ABILITY.", "Believe It Or Not", "Hocus Pocus Movie Trivia", and the never-before heard segment "Facebook Rewind".
Also, scientists have proven that dinosaurs likely never actually roared. Sorry to shatter your entire worldview.
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Welcome to I'm Telling Mom, the podcast where the games are made up and the points don't matter. #SaveDrewCareysBoobies
In this all-knowing episode, the boys decipher whether or not cereal is actually soup (The Great Debate), which old man won the chess game during the movie-short before Pixars 'A Bugs Life' (Picture-Perfect Pixar), and whether or not Mason's landlord failed to provide the rental with a fire extinguisher, forcing Mason to buy his own (Two Truths and a Lie: Amazon Edition).
Also, someone please teach us how to play kazoos!
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Okee dokie, babies. Here's the tea.
BB-gun antics. Scholastic book fairs. PDA-hate. The podcast crasher. Adults making children rage-quit video games.
This week, we jump back into the world of games, and the forecast is beautiful. Dark skies, dead carcasses, rotting trees, and a single gravestone, of which the inscription reads "Here lies this week's games: Achievement Hunter, That's Not What Yo Momma Called Ya, Share Some Love // Share Some Hate, and Rewind Face Cam". (Look, I know. But you're in this with us now, buddy.)
Also, happy wedding anniversary to Clase and Alyssea... today? In a week? Three weeks ago? Who knows....
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It's ITM's birthday! Well... 60 days counts, right?! Thank you for being apart of this with us!
This episode, the brothers relieve your anxiety of 'World's Dumbest Games' and instead, take the chance to have some open conversations on some pretty polarizing topics.
Are ghost's real or are they figments of our imaginations? Have we failed the D.A.R.E. program just for mentioning the curiosity and psychology of psychadelic drugs? When you read silently, is there a mentally-audible voice that reads along with you?
QUACK QUACK! Wanna know more about ducks? Guess you'll have to listen to find out!
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If you're a fan of quality, leave your expectations at the door, as the boys chat about smoking candy cigarettes, Ed Sheeran's true name (Edward), Gary Busey, and the new Pizza Hut Cheez-It pizza (Clase even orders it live on the podcast for an official taste-test).
Clase, Mason, and Landen are rolling out the trash carpet with games like: Hey Brother - Wanna Play, Finish That Vine, and Were You Paying Attention?
Wanna weigh in on any of the above? Like us on Facebook at: @ImTellingMomPodcast
Thank you to this week's sponsor, ChatForDogs.com, where you can watch your dog act as dumb as you do when you're on the computer!
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Clase, Mason, and Landen chat about Area 51 happenings, climate strikes, badly-explained movies, scary happenings from the 90s, and guessing real vs fake superheros!
Bringing the heat with all-new games such as: 'Movies: Jesus Enjoyed Them?', 'Fairy Berry's Scary Attic', 'Superhero or Super Bullsh*t?'
Also, join our Facebook family at: I'm Telling Mom Podcast... Mason actually drew Bat Lips, and you don't wanna miss out on it!
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You know when restaurants put a small icon of a fork next to the House-Favorite items? We dub thy savory pod THREE AND A HALF forks! It's that good.
Clase, Mason, and Landen dive a little deeper to unbury their mental illnesses, Mason misses a golden opportunity to score a black-market kazoo, and in this episode, we sing, we scream, and most importantly, we ca-ching (thanks to our sponsor, "Skin-Loosening Wipes").
Join us as we blow your socks on (you looked cold) with masterful games like: Acapella Karaoke, You Mad Bro?, 90s Factoid Quizzicals, and Facebook Rewind.
And join the Tattle-Tale Army over on Facebook at "I'm Telling Mom Podcast"... we'll keep the light on for ya.
Oh, what? Copyrighted? So... like... Motel 6 wouldn't be cool with that, then? Hey Stephen -- can you just look into that real quick before this goes live? Also, where are my nail-trimmers, BRO?!
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But seriously.... We wouldn't.
Join us as we gush about Gushers, family love, sound dynamics, ghosting Tinder dates, crinkling soda cans, blood drives at tattoo conventions, and auditioning for voice acting.
Let's not forget the games: Lost at Sea, Old Fashioned Spelling Bee, and The Game Landen Can't Possibly Lose!
Landen actually wins one?! Wait.... TWO?!?!?
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Would you rather know all the secrets of space or all the secrets of the ocean? How about experiencing the beginning or end of planet Earth?
In this episode, Clase, Mason, and Landen crack open an unsweetened can of genius and play games like: Multiple Choice Isn't Important, Would You Rather, and Facebook Rewind.
Has a stranger ever asked YOU, just out of the blue, if you align with a certain religion? If so, we want to hear about it! Tweet us @ImTellingMomPod
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Did Jesus have tourettes? Are pillows considered ancient technology? Do you remember playing the 90s school-game, M.A.S.H.?
All of this and more in this weeks episode, where we play games like: Hip Hop or Kidz Bop, What Did They Say, M.A.S.H., and Facebook Rewind.
We do NOT endorse our paying sponsor, but we WILL still take their money anyway... what? You expect us to NOT sellout for essentially free money?
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Clase makes a horrible confession, Mason's segment fails miserably, and Landen brings the 90's nostalgia to an absolute PEAK! We bless your ears this week with games like: Hey Brother - Wanna Play, Man-Splaining, and 'Bears. Beets. Battleship Memory Game.'
Negative 10 points to anyone that knows the soundbyte played at the end of the episode...
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Clase, Mason, and Landen steal exactly 59 minutes and 17 seconds of your day to talk about Storming Area 51, neighborly disrespect, and play ridiculous games like: British or Bullocks, Headline Hotline, Australian Phrases I Can't Do, and Facebook Rewind!
We also attempted a few accents from around the world that almost undoubtedly have left some of our listeners offended and raging.
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Originally thinking they had lost Episode 5 forever, Clase, Mason, and Landen, down-trodden as their hearts were, drank themselves back into happiness! Episode 6 is the product of that abomination... with games like: Now THAT's a Butt, Box of Lies, 'Goodwill? Or Left in the Will?', and Two Tubes and a Lie.
Mason also telephones The Mother to inform her of his personal pregnancy with a bottle of toothpaste...
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Clase, Mason, and Landen discuss funny 'things' jokes, morning vs nighttime showering, and play the most boringestest-er games, such as: Mason Doesn't Understand Games, Hide the Picture, What's News, and Rocket League or Soccer Game?
Big 'Thank You!' to our sponsor of this week's episode, UroClub - the club that frees your club outside the clubhouse, so join the club today!
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Clase and Mason wait for this weeks guest, Landen, to join the podcast and they waste everyone's time with the following games: Presidents? They Do Crazy Things, Facebook Rewind, and Were You Paying Attention?
Also, Landen literally pooped himself... it's worth a listen. Or two.
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Clase, Mason, and Landen discuss calling 'How's My Driving' during traffic jam, oddities of a popular self-made video, and partake in the idiocracy of our own games: Just the Tip, 90s Sounds & TV Shows, Amazoning Q&A, and Facebook Rewind.
Let's not forget about this week's special sponsor: Climax Gentleman's Drive-Thru Strip Club. We won't judge.
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Clase, Mason, and Landen discuss unlimited swearing, parenthood (as childless onlookers), and play the wonderfully-created games, such as: 90s Nostalgic Games, Ferry Berry's Attic, Mason Doesn't Understand Games, and Gun from Destiny or Punk Band? This weeks sponsor: ReserveASpotInHeaven.com, you know.... just in case.
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Clase, Mason, and Landen discuss disgusting staple foods of our childhood, Easter Island heads, and play... interesting games, like: Florida Men Doing Crazy Things, Mason Doesn't Understand Games, and Facebook Rewind.
Also, major props to our unofficially official sponsor, Rent-A-Mourner.
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