Are you ready to be entertained? You'd better be! Because I am a Cranberry Axolotl. Why? You sure Axolotl questions, kid.
This is your life now
Don't listen to Sam
Thanks, Sam's uncle!
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Mother Axolotl played T.I.C..
Why eat your greens when you could be a carnivore, like me?
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Every wednesday, people. Though, I've lost track of the days..
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Why is everyone impersonating me..?
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I hope you have a good eye doctor...
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Heyyo! It's Blueberry aga
Sorry, it's Blueberry Glow worm's idea. I had to stop her before she could get me in any more trouble with the government.
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Happy Halloween I suppose.
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Special thanks to Apple, Cranberry Axolotl misses you.
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No actual crying involved, but it would be awesome if it did.
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I am on a vicashun, so don't bother me until the end of June. No offense.
HA. Bad grammar. Vacation.
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Questions, impostors, and bananas.
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I am full of panic, man. Life's crazypants.
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Learn about the issue that has spread across the globe and what have you.
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Like Cranberry Axolotls? They're not real, but in my imagination they are. Welcome to my podcast!
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