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Emma told us that she recently had her dad fix the wall at the bottom of her garden after someone drove into it. I’ve turned up with a clipboard & a hard hat from the council to say it’s not up to standard. Alan is calm at first until I start calling Emma a “daft wee lassie” and then he kicks off!
Anne-Marie joined George & Cassi to talk about her new single 'Lonely' which she's released with Lauv! We also asked who she wants to collab with and a certain Lewis Capaldi got a menshy...fingers crossed!
Ryan & Mandy live at home and they keep getting hassled about a TV License which they already have. Ryan said if we called Mandy to say we’re at the door accusing the family of not having a license she would go off on one. He was right, she’s the angriest person we’ve had in a long, long time.
Diane recently parked at the petrol station at Glasgow Airport and got a parking ticket for staying there too long. She was there to pick up her parents Bill & Mary and they told her not to pay the fine. Bowie & Cassi have now called as employs of ‘SafePark UK’ who want the cash or they’ll repossess the car. Bill tries to be rational but eventually Margaret jumps on the phone and goes absolutely. ballistic. She is hilarious.
Uncle John wound up kirsty years ago and she always promised to get him back. We helped her out by saying Kirsty’s neighbour has been complaining about her kids playing in the street. John lives nearby and falls for it with Cassi leading the investigation and Bowie as the angry neighbour. Kirsty definitely got her revenge.
Freya Ridings joined George & Cassi to talk about touring with Lewis Capaldi and how wild it is backstage supporting Tears for Fears...spoiler alert: not very wild!
Ian Jr is pretending he’s taken out a payday loan with our fake company: Loans Without Groans. Dad – also called Ian – gets roped in when we dispute that the loan has been paid back in full. He starts off pretty mad but takes it to heart when I start giving him a hard time about his job as a driving instructor…
Ian has recently bought and fixed a minibus to use for his work. Nikita got in touch to say he’d lose it if we told him he’d been driving it without road tax so the minibus has to be taken away. Nikita was right, he goes ballistic and almost drove all the way home to save is beloved minibus!
Jennifer called to say mum Joyce has been putting off getting work done round the house for a while now. I’ve got Joyce on the phone to tell her we’ve ordered new doors to sort her gaff out and she doesn’t take the news well. Especially when I tell her it’s a £300 cancellation fee if she doesn’t take me up on the work.
Samantha wants to wind up dad Ian after she had to boot down her own door a few weeks ago when she lost her key. Cassi plays a letting agent whose company joiner – myself – has demanded £850 for a new front door. Ian is a joiner himself so can smell a cowboy tradesman a mile off. It all kicks off when I eventually tell Ian to keep his nose out of it ‘before someone gets hurt’…
Perrie, Leigh-Anne, Jesy & Jade joined George & Cassi for the release of their brand new single 'Bounce Back'! Plus, they talked about their experience at a dodgy Escape Room here in Glasgow...
Professor Brian Cox joined George & Cassi to talk about Flat Earthers, his band D:Ream and people scrapping at his Glasgow Seminar...really!
Natasha keeps parking outside her mum Angelina’s house. Her mum keeps getting complaints off the neighbours and now Bowie – 'PC Armstrong' – and Cassi - 'PC Gillespie' - have turned up to arrest Natasha. I also told Angelina that her annoying neighbours are my wife’s cousins…she goes absolutely ballistic, it's a cracker!
We had Emeli Sande on the show to chat about her MBE, working on the new X Men soundtrack PLUS we play 'Avenger or X-Men'...
Danielle wanted to wind up mum Lorraine as she’s currently protesting the extension of an allotment near her house. She refuses to let the allotment extend into the park where she walks her two dogs. Bowie plays the ‘Allotment Convener’ who blames her yappy wee dugs for the recent hassle at my beloved allotment…
Jack joined George & Cassi to chat about nights out with Kevin Bridges, offending celebs at The Brits and how he hopes his Hydro show is 'pumping'...
Wullie sells second hand furniture & goods and Cassi has decided she wants to get her money back for her washing machine that isn’t working right. Wullie tells her where to go and faces up with her dad: Bowie! He doesn’t suffer fools and gets raging from the word go...
Andreana got in touch to say Ian has several cars, a motorbike & a bus in the driver way & street. Bowie has called up as Councillor Watt to say the residents aren’t happy about the amount of motors lining the streets. Ian goes absolutely tonto…it’s a cracker!
It's another Make Yer Dad Mad with J&W Carpets!
Kirsty has told dad Brian that Walter Bailey from Baileys Bailiffs has turned up to repossess everything from her washing machine to her cat. Walter has said Kirsty hasn’t been paying her mortgage and he’s sick of dealing with these “Stupid Jocks”. Brian isn’t happy with the accusation.
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Leanne is getting married shortly in a fancy Glasgow venue. Myself and Cassi have called Leanne & dad Phil to say half of the venue will now be closed for renovations during her big day. Phil takes the news pretty badly, especially when I forget to put him on hold and call him a liar several times…
Alison and Chris got an extension a few years ago and Chris mentioned recently that the council never followed up on their request to see it. Bowie & Amber play councillors who’ve decided the ‘monstrosity’ has to come down. Chris doesn’t like the accusations but falls for it hook, line and sinker!
Nicky, Shane & Mark joined Bowie to talk about performing at The Hydro for the first time as a band and wether or not they'll get the kilts on!
Jacqueline got in touch to say Michael has been taking his coaching badges for Table Tennis. So Bowie decided to call him up as Ping Pong President Bill Miller to tell him he’s too old to be part of the West of Scotland Coaching team. Bowie also gets his surname wrong. A lot. It’s bizarre but it’s funny!
Stephanie works at the council and her boss Irene deals with all sorts of complaints. Me & my wife (Cassi) have witnessed a councillor fly tipping and have brought our very serious concerns to Irene. It turns out myself & Irene have very different ideas of what ‘fly tipping’ is. This one is ridiculous but very, very funny!
Kelly has phoned her dad – who is from Airdrie but lives in Inverness – to say a man and his wife (Bowie & Cassi) have banged into her car. He’s already raging when he comes on the phone but as soon as George says he can’t understand his weird accent Jim goes absolutely ballistic. It’s the angriest dad in a long, long time.
Police officer Cara has called her mum Caroline to say the Wedding Dress shop won’t return her £500 deposit on her dress after the big day was cancelled. The owner of the shop (Bowie) won’t back down on the cash and Caroline ends up pretty raging!
Lauren has recently had work done on her nose. She’s headed to the hospital to pay her surgery bill and her car has now been blocked in by two punters (Bowie & Cassi). They’re refusing to move as Bowie has an important operation to get his ears pinned back for the second time. Mum Yvonne doesn’t take her daughter getting called “big nose” & “Pinocchio” well at all.
Lorraine got in touch to say her boss Maureen – who’s also her auntie – HATES when people don’t clean up after their dog. Maureen owns a Marquee business and Bowie & Cassi have turned up from the Bowling Club across the road as ‘Bill & Agnes’. They've accused Maureen of leaving her dogs mess lying around the nearby park which is making us look bad in front of our rival clubs. Maureen doesn’t take the accusations well…
Tom Walker on joined us on Bowie At Breakfast to talk about TRNSMT Festival, his wee Granny Sadie & his twitter beef with Cassi...
Stephanie’s dad Brian recently plastered her wall after the contractor didn’t show up to finish the job. Bowie (Davie the plasterer) and Cassi (from Traders Anonymous) have turned up to demand compensation for Brian stealing my plastering work. We both couldn’t keep it together for laughing but Brian fell for it hook, line and sinker!
We have Matt, Charlie & James from Busted on the show with George & Cassi to talk about their live show coming up at The Hydro in March. They also talked their new album, on-stage proposals and their favourite Glasgow restaurant!
Maria called to say that fiancé Scott built a fence in the front garden of their house recently. The site manager for the new estate said he didn’t think it was legal. Bowie (a dodgy joiner) and Cassi (A Councillor) have turned up to tear down the fence whilst Scott is hard at work. Scott isn’t a happy man, he’s very protective over his fence.
Samantha’s dad usually drops her off at home in his white van. It’s a really narrow cul-de-sac and one of the neighbours (Cassi) & her dad (Bowie) have turned up to blame him of scraping their motor. Pat goes from defensive to angry to absolutely raging throughout the call – it’s a belter!
Scottish singer/songwriter Lewis Capaldi joined George & Cassi on Bowie At Breakfast to discuss how close he is to releasing his debut album and how important it is to be sound over talented up here!
Lisa has phoned Gary to say she let the dogs out in the front garden and they’ve gotten out by mistake. A pair of dafties (Bowie and Cassi) have taken the dugs and are demanding cash to give them back. Gary adores his precious pup and goes absolutely ballistic from the first minute, it’s a classic.
Jamielee has headed into a kitchenware store to see about getting a new breakfast bar. The manager on duty (Me) has swiped her keys as there’s far too much snow outside for her to be driving. Jamielee needs to pick up her wee boy so called dad Jim and he goes into meltdown. He’s got smoke coming out the bleeper machine, it’s a good one!
We had Jax Jones & Olly Alexander - from Years & Years - on the show to talk about their new single 'Play'. Turns out Jax Jones made a remix for Years & Years a long time ago and they rejected it...and Olly only found out live in our interview. It's so awkward!
Christopher has recently put Monica on the insurance for his car up until March. Monica has called to say she’s had a minor bump, called up the insurer and they’re claiming no such person exists on the policy. Christopher doesn’t take kindly to being called a ‘stupid jock’ from the English call centre employees (Myself & Cassi). He ends up going off his head, it’s a good ane.
Elizabeth got in touch to say her boss Jacqueline put her dress into an alteration shop before Christmas. Jacqueline then called the police when she realised the shop might be closed when she needs to pick up her altered dress. I’ve called her up as the owner of the tailor to say she’s set Trading Standards on me and I want an apology and my thread back!
Lewis has his own house but is still registered to vote at his mum Helen’s gaff. Helen regularly gets asked if the house is Lewis’ by the council and it drives her mad. I’ve decided to call her up demanding unpaid council tax from Lewis as the house is definitely in his name. Needless to say, Helen goes ballistic!
George & Cassi went to the second of Anne-Marie's sold out Barrowlands gigs to chat about the Glasgow crowd being the noisiest of the tour so far (true story), her love of a collab and her double chin calendar she’s just released for 2019!
Debbie has a Facebook Marketplace business. Two punters (Bowie & Cassi) who bought bed sheets have turned up demanding a refund plus extra cash for the inconvenience. Auntie Margaret goes absolutely ballistic from the off. Especially when she finds out they’ve actually used the sheets and not washed them…
This time we have Michelle winding up her husband Alan. Their son Rio goes to a school where there is limited parking. Michelle has been told to move the car several times from her usual parking spot by someone who lives nearby. Bowie pretends to be that very man who wants that car moved from his cherished spot. Alan doesn’t take it very well and goes aff his nut from the first second!
Stacey has called her Gran as one of the neighbours (Bowie) is convinced her grandson Tommy has smashed his window. Turns out Tommy was with Elaine on when the vandalism happened but this doesn’t stop Elaine getting wound right up and defending her grandson Tommy. She goes about as mental as a granny can go, it’s a good one.
Laura has called dad Jason to say an angry dad (Bowie) has showed up blaming Jason for slamming the door in his daughters (Cassi) face when she was out trick or treating for Halloween. Jason is a PT and goes ballistic from the very start. We had to bleep almost half the call, it’s a belter.
We had Ford Kiernan and Greg Hemphill (Jack & Victor) from Still Game on Bowie At Breakfast to talk about their brand new live show at The Hydro next year. We also chatted the final ever series of Still Game and play the Timehop game...
Terri has called dad Tommy whilst he’s on holiday in Spain to say that a debt collector – Bowie – has arrived to collect cash for unpaid parking tickets. What would happen if Tommy refused to pay the fine? Well the car would be taken as collateral and Tommy would be a very mad dad!
George & Cassi are joined by Olly Murs ahead of his stadium tour of Britain next year! He chats The Voice, Deal or No Deal & Susan Boyle with her pet cat Pebbles...
Rachel has a cat which just had kittens not long ago. Her mum Pauline booked the cat into an appointment to get it neutered so it couldn’t have more kitten. Rachel has decided to wind up mum Pauline by pretending the cat is pregnant again. The vet – me – wants cash for the ultrasound I've just performed and I also get my bit in about Pauline being at fault for Rachel’s irresponsible cat behaviour.
Cherylanne’s son Dylan was given a lift pass at school for an injury he suffered recently. I’ve called up Cherylanne’s mum Margaret (Dylan’s granny) to complain that he has been using the pass with his pals and causing trouble. Headmaster Bowie is removing Dylan from school and Margaret goes ballistic about the whole thing. She’s one mad granny!
Nicole knows her Granny Francis loves her garden to bits. Nicole has made up that she put Francis’ two sheds on Gumtree and I’ve turned up to buy them for my garden centre. Francis goes off her nut, she is a very grumpy granny!
Paige wanted George to wind up her sister, Melissa who recently got new blinds at her house. Geo calls looking for money from the blinds fitting and the sister is adamant she paid but Geo doesn’t believe her. The Dad, Steven is having none of it though and crashes in on the call who is seething at George!
Edward Jnr told us his dad hates when dog walking leave their dogs’ mess lying around. The dog did it twice and Edward Snr only had one dog bag so went home for another. In the process he got a spot fine from the council but refuses to pay. Bowie plays a councillor who’s demanding the cash, even the mum gets her bit in!
Dara has called up her mum Sola to say she’s been caught shoplifting when she was out looking for a gift for her mum. Security officer Bowie has caught Dara red handed, Sola doesn’t take the news well…
John has called up Anne-Marie to tell her the bank have found £500 worth of Xbox points paid from her account. Anne-Marie flat out refuses to believe her son would do such a thing and eventually loses her cool with me when I call her child a liar! It’s a short one but a belter…
Craig has his dad Jimmy looking after his two wee boys. Jimmy has also just finished the night shift and I’ve decided to call him up and pretend to be an angry neighbour complaining about the noise. Jimmy starts off civil but then flies off the handle and goes aff his nut!
John has decided to wind up his sister Fiona. She works at Pets At Home and smokes on her break round the back of the building. I play a repeat customer who has decided Fiona’s smoking – even though it’s nowhere near the pets – is harmful to their environment. Fiona is a no nonsense type of woman and doesn’t take the accusation kindly. It’s a short call but Fiona packs a punch!
Charles is an amateur painter and gave daughter Gillian one of his pieces, which she put on Instagram. An artist and art dealer Michael Peterson – Bowie – saw the picture and is claiming Charles copied his work. Charles doesn’t take it well and goes from 0 to 100 in 2 minutes!
Kirsten has called dad Louis to ask for cash so she can buy a new house. I play the lawyer on the phone who needs the cash today! Louis doesn’t like this and demands to talk to me to sort it all out. It descends into chaos when I call him ‘Louise’ for most of the call, Louis goes properly off his nut!
Francis got in touch to say her sister – Kerry-Ann – helped book the wedding venue for Francis’ wedding which is happening in October. Bowie plays the manager of the venue who tells Kerry-Ann she booked the wrong date for her sisters big day. Kerry-Ann goes mad, Francis plays a blinder and Cassi even chimes in with some fake tears. It’s a cracker.
Nicola has called up dad Wullie whilst he’s on holiday to tell him he hasn’t kept up with his car payments. I’ve turned up from the garage to take the motor away. Wullie keeps a cool head until I tell him we’ve crashed his car trying to get it on the truck, he loses it after that!
Carmen winds mum Diane up by telling her the that even though she’s paid for her holiday the travel company can’t see any payment. I play the travel agent and Diane does not take kindly to being called a chancer! It’s a belter with another dodgy accent.
Take That's very own Mark Owen joined George & Cassi to discuss the new musical - The Band: The Musical - all based on Take That tracks. They also chatted The Tunnel nightclub that used to be in Glasgow and when Take That will be back on tour!
Sarah got in touch to say her sister Kirsty recently hit a bird in her van. The van is branded with her flower shop business so I’ve decided to play an official from the RSPB demanding an apology. Kirsty doesn’t like the accusations and pleads her innocence…
Clyde 1 and J&W Carpets gave listeners the chance to WIN a special treat for their dad this Father’s Day. Each day, we selected a son or daughter who had registered at clyde1.com and record them calling their dad.
Once their dad picks up they will pretend they are in a tricky situation and need their dad’s help. If they agree to help, they win £300 CASH!
Today we had Karen & Step-dad Steve. Karen has told Steve she’s being charged £600 to fix windows she mistakenly smashed last night at the gym. The Gym emplpoyee – me! – winds up Steve from the first second, it’s a belter!
Gwen has called mum Jean to tell her someone who works in her same block has footage of Jean crashing into a car outside. I play the security officer who witnessed the footage and tell Jean she’s too old to be behind the wheel. The accent is worth the listen alone! Jean goes absolutely ballistic, it’s a brilliant MYMM.
Lauren has called mum Jane to say her car has had to go back into the same garage & show room they’ve had bother with previously. Mum Jane has argued with this business before so it doesn’t take long for her to fall for it. Bowie, who pretends to work at the business, tells her the car can’t be fixed as it was only under 4 weeks warranty. Jane goes ballistic!
Jacqueline has convinced dad Tommy she’s been crashed into by me. I want £100 from Jacqueline on the spot. We also have a witness on the scene – Cassi – who is telling Tommy to give me cash to make it go away. Tommy is jsut about to retire and doesn't take the 'old man' insults well either, it's a good one!
Eddie lets Lisa use his car during the week but today she’s supposed to take it to the garage. When she gets there the dodgy mechanic – Bowie – decides it isn’t fit for the road. Eddie goes from nice to absolutely raging in no time at all after Bowie demands over a grand to sort the problems he’s made up. It’s a belter!
Robyn, who stays in Falkirk, got in touch to say her Bridesmaids dresses had been delivered to the same street name but in Glasgow City Centre. Me & my ‘princess’ Cassi, who get the dresses, decide we want to keep them for our wedding. Unfortunately they don’t fit ‘Ma princess’ too well and end up in tatters. Nancy loses it, it’s a classic!
We were there live at Somerset Park when Ayr Utd found out they won Ladbrokes League One
Anne has recently moved into a new block and someone keeps forgetting to clean up after their dog in the communal garden. Her son Paddy knew she’d go off her nut if I pretend to be a councillor blaming the entire mess on her. Paddy was right, Anne goes off on one from the very start!
Stewart called to say his dad Ian claimed he’d never be fooled by Make Your Dad Mad. Stewart’s just got a brand new motor and called dad to say he’s crashed into Cassi’s car. Her boyfriend, Bowie, is not a happy man and guess what? Ian falls for it hook, line and sinker!
Lindsey has been through the ringer trying to get passports sorted for her kids. After getting 3 different people to sign the forms and each time getting them sent back Thomas decided to rope me in to play a passport office employee. I’m accusing Lindsey of forging the signature herself - she doesn’t take the news well and ends up reciting some nursery rhymes to prove her innocence!
Jennifer has had trouble with the factors in her house in the past. She’snow roped me into the situation to say the housing association have cleared the gutters and demanded £800 cash. Dad Davie doesn’t take the news well…
Darnell has called to say he’s defied his mum Debbie’s advice and went out to buy a moped. He’s since crashed the moped into a 2016 BMW and guess who the owner is? Me! Debbie owns a body shop and Darnell has tried to convince the BMW owner to take his motor there – I tell mum Debbie it’s all a scam and she doesn’t take it well. She’s a mum at the end of her tether…
Mum Marie received a faulty sofa which she then returned to the company. She was then given a NEW sofa to compensate for the mistake. Denise decided to rope me in to tell mum Marie there was no fault with the original couch and we're now charging her for the inconvenience. Marie doesn't take being called a 'fraud' too kindly...
Gordon’s wife Cathy received a parking ticket recently and Gordon appealed the decision with a letter to the council. Daughter Susan has roped me in as Councillor Rick Grimes to say not only did the letter not get received, we are now doubling the parking fine. Gordon won’t be too happy…
Susan Murray from Blairdardie came on and smashed the 5K Minute!
Listen here to the moment she won!
Step-dad Scott’s cat has had kittens and he obviously very protective of them. Michelle got in touch to say he would go aff his nut if we were to say the kittens have to go as there is overpopulation. We had to rope in a co-worker to start the call before ‘Supervisor Bowie’ comes in, Scott loses it from the first second!
Listen to Neil Lennon tear into Scotland's referees as he says that the quality is declining as Scottish football improves.
Dad Robert's car was bashed by a council truck and he's currently awaiting his compensation. Kerry decided to wind him up by telling him the council have changed their minds and they aren't paying out. We had to use the station boss to start the call before Bowie comes on as the 'Supervisor' - Robert goes aff on one!
Caitlin has recently passed her driving test. Mum Maggie has warned her not to go near a car incase she signs a dodgy deal for a motor. Caitlin has called Maggie to explian she done just that. The salesman - Bowie - convinced her to do it by her in a draw for a FREE holiday. Maggie goes off from the first second, this is a hall of famer already!
Laura Gillespie from Bothwell managed to break the duct we've had on the competition with teachers and walk away with £5000 cash!
Q. Which comedian has had tours called ‘The Story so far’ & ‘The Story Continues’? A. Kevin Bridges
Q. How many days are in a leap year? A. 366
Q. Canberra is the Capital City of which country? A. Australia
Q. According to the rhyme, what is Tuesday’s child full of? A. Grace
Q. In Snooker, what is the term given to the shot that starts a frame? A. Break
Q. Who has been married to Kid Rock & Tommy Lee? A. Pamela Anderson
Q. What 2 letters represent Silver on the Periodic table? A. Ag
Q. The White House is located on what street in Washington DC? A. Pennsylvania Ave
Q. Where was the FIFA World Cup held the last time Scotland Qualified for it in 1998? A. France
Q. What is the square root of 64? A. 8
Lauder McWilliam filmed his girlfriend Taylor Reid as she cut some shapes on the dancefloor of Glasgow's Bamboo Nightclub. He posted it to his then 45 Twitter followers and has since had 230,000 likes and over 4 millions views! Lauder and Taylor joined us on Bowie At Breakfast to share how this viral video came about and that this isn't the first time Taylor has cut terrible shapes on a night out...
Debbie has called dad Alan to say someone has turned up at her house ready to take away her boiler. Alan had been helping Debbie move to her new gaff and sort her boiler issues. I've turned up as the 'engineer' claiming to have permission to take it away, Alan - who's real name is Robert bizarelly - doesn't take the threat well...
George, a Gritter from the Council has had his Gritter, Grits & Pieces malfunction and it has ruined Taylor’s new car by scratching the paint work. Taylor’s Mum, Lynne is not too happy with George or her son for trying to take only £100 from George to fix the car.
Natalie owns her own salon but it is in dad Steven's name. What would happen if the Bailiff (Bowie) turned up claiming the rent hadn't been paid and took her salon equipment as payment? Steven would go mental. It's a slow burner but a good one!
Lisa wants to wind up mum Esther by saying her dog - Cheeko - has received numerous complaints about her behaviour. Esther treats the dog like a member of the family and does NOT take the news well - one of the angriest mums we've had in a while...
Joe winds up daughter Eilidh by saying her car was used in a robbery in Glasgow. She's working at the butchers and PC Bell (Bowie) asks her to search the pies for clues...Eilidh falls for it hook, line and sinker!
Kirsty normally goes to Wullie for her cars service but this time she's gone to another garage behind his back. The mechanic - Bowie - declares the car unfit for use, Wullie goes off on one and almost breaks the bleeper machine!
Ashley (daughter) wound up dad Robert by saying she has been crashed into by George in his dads BMW. To make matters worse Bowie is demanding £500 to ‘make it all go away’. Robert goes nuts and doesn’t seem to happy even when he finds out it’s a wind up!
Gail was asked by her kids to wind up dad James by saying their dog is being taken to the pound. Bowie plays “Ramsay Bolton” who’s come to take the pup away. James goes absolutely ballistic, this might be the best of the year…
Karen has had two packages delifered when she should only have been given one. owie plays the delivery driver who is demanding one of those items back. Mum AND dad get in on it and both are raging.
Paloma Faith joined us to talk about her Hydro gig in March, how she managed to get Samuel L Jackson on her new album PLUS what happened when she and John Newman turned up to the same studio session...
Jamie-Lee says that her mum Dorothy hasn't been keeping up with her car payments and has changed the address. Needless to say it doesn't go down well...especially when 'Steven Avery' tried to repossess it!
Norma Sanderson from Busby is a school admin worker, and she grabbed the janny who was walking past to help her with the questions!
Lorna has a wee dug called Holly - Daryll has roped in Bowie to play a raging neighbour who wants that very dog under control. Lorna gets very defensive of her beloved Holly...
Emma has found someone off Facebook to help put together her new flat pack wardrobe. The 'worker' - AKA Bowie - does a terrible job but demands £250. Dad John, who's out the country, sends the bleeper machine into overdrive.
Kirstie ropes Bowie into playing a loan shark who wants £12,000 back after she took out a pay day loan from our fake company "Loans For You". Wullie stands his ground and even gets granny involved!
Mum Chantelle recently had a brand new couch delivered. It turned out to be faulty but the company - who gave her a brand new one to make up for it - told her to keep the old one too. Daughter Michelle roped in Bowie to pretend that the company have changed their mind, they want that old couch back. Chantelle has already sold it, things heat up pretty quickly...
Bowie At Breakfast started the first unofficial 'Delete A Friend' Day. We asked the people of Glasgow & The West to come on air and tell us why they wanted to delete certain people from their social media pages. We had everyone from an ex husband to a boss getting deleted live on air...
Chantelle has told mum Gail that's Chantelle's wee brother Aaron hasn't been at school since August. 'Mr. Avery' from the Department of Education - Bowie - calls to tell Gail how terrible a mother she is. Gail isn't happy, makes for a belter of a call...
John's car is getting towed by 'George the Foreman'. Margaret - who is already fed up with the workies around her bit - doesn't take kindly to her son being called an idiot...one angry mum!
Dad Davie has built a garage on his property and Chloe knows he'd lose it if "Councillor Bowie" called to say this 'monstrosity' has to come down. He doesn't like people questioning his handywork, Davie isn't a happy man...
Darren is winding up dad Pat by saying a finance company he's been paying have turned up at Pat's ex wifes house. The supervisor - Bowie - has decided he's going to start taking the ex wife's possesions as a make weight. Bleeper machine in overdrive for this one...
Listen to the moment that Taxi driver Ian wins the cash and doesn't charge his customer!!
Sheena has had a hawk erected on her roof to ward off pigeons. Wendy has called to say the council - and Councillor Bowie - have come round to take the unsightly thing down. Sheena takes no prisoners, this one's a classic!
He correctly identified our secret amount, and takes home the cash! Listen to what happened here...
Jayne is in Magaluf and has called mum Shirley to ask for 400 Euros after she was caught in the hotel pool after hours. Hotel owner “Jorge” needs that cash to clean the pool, Shirley does NOT take the new well. This is the best one for a long time, absolute belter.
Morgan has called dad Matt to say an angry man (Bowie) has come into her salon demanding cash. He's claiming Matt smashed his wing mirror in a car park and £100 is needed to sort the damage. Even salon boss Barbara gets in on the act!
Danny & the boys joine George & Cassi for a chat about their new single "Rain", when they'll tour Glasgow & how many twitter followers Uncle Kraker has...y'know, the important stuff!
Iain's wife has had her car crashed into after the nieghbour left the handbrake off. Father In Law Colin has been told by insurance worker (Bowie) that's it their fault for where they parked the car. Colin goes off at George & the popular supermarket insurance company he works for, not a happy man!
Michelle has called dad Duncan to say the rnetal car she has been using wasn't paid for properly and now she's being held for £500 by the manager AKA Bowie. We'd also called Duncan to get Michelle's number before we wound him up, it only adds to his mad rage - this is a belter!
The moment Chris Logan, an Aberdeen fan from Wishaw find out he is Clyde 1 Superscoreboard's Five Grand Fan
William Johnston from Possil Park gets a call from Alison Conroy to let him know he is Clyde 1 Superscoreboard's Five Grand Fan Extra winner!
The ex 1D star joined Bowie to talk shell suits, Greenock Morton & his brand new single "Back To You"
Lauren calls dad James - who's off on his holiday in Spain - to say she's crashed her car for the second time in 3 weeks. Witness Bowie wants £300 to keep quiet as she was apparently on her mobile phone. James isn't a happy holiday maker!
Brendan told us his mum Donna is obsessed with cleaning the house. What would happen if "Councillor George" called up to say she's had complaints about the stench? Donna would go ballistic, that's what!
Daughter Amy claims two people have turned up to take away dad Eamon's SAAB, he doesn't remember sellling the car to his neighbour at a party! Even mum gets in on it...
Carolann has asked Bowie to play rogue landlord who has only given her 24 hours to move out of her flat with the kids and the dugs. Mum Shirley goes aff her nut. One of the best of the year so far...
We've got someone from the Isle Of Bute today! Daughter Laura winds up dad Ali by saying she couldn't afford her newly fitted kitchen so it's getting stripped out...Ali isn't a happy man.
Laurajane tells dad Jamie she's bought her driving instructors car...with Jamie's money. The car also has dual pedals which sends Jamie into overdrive!
Bowie plays an unhappy nieghbour who's claiming a child in Marie's care chipped his window with a football. He's demanding cash compensation, Marie blows a gasket...
Daughter Claire calls mum Helen to tell her someone from the window company is finally here to check her squeeky windows! Sadly for her it's actually Bowie...
Debbie calls mum Margareet to tell her the council are here to cut down her hedge as it's just too large. Margareet doesn't take the news well, another belter here!
Vitoria gets her dad Callum a belter after telling him she's moving to Italy with her new man Craig. She's taking her daughter Macy as well as Craig's (played by Bowie) 3 other kids. This one is an absolute cracker!
Craig calls his mum Grace & dad Ronald to tell them their garage has been built illegally on council property and must come down. Coucillor Bowie winds up both parents...
Our phone lines almost crashed with the amount of calls flooding in on what Scottish words or phrases wouldn't fly outside of the country. Everything from 'Off Ma Nut' to 'Howfin' made an appearance. Listen to the top 5 below (spelling mistakes likely):
- Anthony - 'Baufin'
- Diane - 'Take That Ben'
- Lynne - 'Messages'
- Marie - 'Oot Noo'
- Phil - 'Scunnered'
Hayley has pet hedghehogs. She calls mum Samantha after an environmental health doctor (Bowie) decides the hedgehogs have got to go. Mum Samantha doesn't take any prisoners...
Archie has built a porch which a coucillor - Bowie - has deemed unacceptable. How would he take the news that the porch is coming down? Spoiler: not well!
Dad Andrew has a leak on his garage roof and Hazel has called to say the council (Bowie) have come out to sort it. George has claimed he's removed the garage door and everything inside it. Andrew goes off his nut, what an angry, angry man!
Dana called mum Alexandra to say she's broken her new couch and "Mark" (played by Bowie) used T-Cut to fix it and ruined the floor in the process! The maddest mum I think we've ever had, a proper classic.
Rangers beat Hamilton 4-0 in Pedro Caixinha's first match in charge of Rangers. Listen to what he and midfielder John Toral had to say after the match.
Billy has a skip outside his work that someone has been using without his permission. To get payback he took all the rubbish out the skip and left it on this strangers car - what would happen if Bowie pretended to be the car owner? Bill would go nuts, that's what!
Listen to the post match reaction of Brendan Rodgers, Graeme Murty, Leigh Griffiths & Clint Hill
We have another raging maw! Jodie calls up mum Anne to tell her that the beloved family dog - Pixie - keeps leaving 'presents' in next doors' garden. Bowie plays the angry neighbour demanding Pixie be taken away...Anne is one angry woman!
Jenna has convinced husband Sean that the kids have spent over £400 on apps on Jenna's phone. Bowie plays the banker demanding the cash, Sean isn't a happy bunny...
Taylor Wylie from Darvel wins £1450 on Cash Hits by correctly identifying Sam Smith - Money on My Mind
We make mums mad too! Jan recently had a bed delivered and her mum Nanette stayed in the house to receive delivery of it. What would happen if the delivery company turned up demanding cash for assembling the bed? Nanette wouldn't be too happy...
Amy Feeth from Kilbarchan wins £1250 on Cash Hits by correctly identifying Clean Bandit ft Jess Glynne - Rather Be
Sophie's car has been crashed into by Bowie who already has too many penalty points and therefore needs Sophie to take the blame. Dad Stuart doesn't take it too well...
Claire winds up dad Paul by telling him someone - Bowie - is here to take his Triump motorbike because it's allegedly stolen. Paul doesn't take the news too well...
James winds up his dad Eddie by telling him he's finished a building job for a guy and the guy is claiming James' dad has said if he didn't do a good job he doesn't have to pay him....Eddie loses his mind!
Dad Robert is a pigeon fancier who owns his own 'doo hut'. Amy has roped in Bowie to convince Robert the hut has to come down...this is the best one in a good while!
Donna & her mum have convinced dad Gerry that his insurance isn't valid and he's been 'red flagged' for not providing the correct documents. Bowie gives him the run around, the dad is pure raging!
Katie - who doesn't have a license - is behind the wheel of her man's parked car when Bowie demands she moves it to make room...she gets Georgie boy to do it himself, bad move.
Christina winds up her dad Stuart about being hit by another car. Unfortunately for him, George is in a hurry to meet Japanese clients...
It's the Clyde 1 Christmas Party and Griegsy & Cassi have ended up in Wemyss Bay in this tribute to a classic!
A festive MYDM! Lesley has a truck parked outside her gaff with hunners of christmas trees on it (Bowie) and she calls step dad Jim who loses the plot from the word go...it's a cristmas cracker!
Holly is a wedding singer and dad Jim is roped in to try and calm down a recently married couple (Bowie & Cassi)...this one's a bit mental but it's a cracker!
Ford & Greg AKA Jack & Victor joined us in the studio for a chat about Still Game Live 2 plus they went head to head on a special Still Game 5K Minute...
Elaine drives a bus past a farm every morning - today she's crashed into the farmers fence (Bowie) - and he's turned up to the school she works with to demand compensation. Ronnie flips his lid, this is one mad dad!
Rachel's teacher (Cassi) & headmaster (Bowie) have called mum Lisa to tell her that her daughter is being put onto a behaviour card. Lisa is one extremely angry mum...
Senja has crashed ANOTHER car - her dad Robert's own motor - but she's blaming the nearby taxi...driven by Bowie! This is one dad who's been through it all before, poor guy!
This dad goes off on one, it's a belter. Kirsty's car is about to get lifted in the town but the tow truck driver - Bowie - is happy to take a bride...or maybe he'll just keep the cash and the car!
Kate tells dad Joe that his season ticket has been revoked due to 'foul language', Joe decides he's going to take legal action for 'defaming his good name'...this one's a bit different but still a belter
Carol - who just passed her driving test - has had Bowie drive into the back of her car and he's demanding money. Dad Colin loses his mind, this might be one of our angriest dads ever!
Carol - who just passed her driving test - has had Bowie drive into the back of her car and he's demanding money. Dad Colin loses his mind, this might be one of our angriest dads ever!
Both Bowie & Cassi pretend to noise up daughter Cailtin on a bus about dad David's shoddy valet business
Nicole phones dad Duncan to tell him she's forged his signature to buy an Audi R8. Bowie plays the straight laced salesman...
Zoe winds up dad Dennis by pretending dog Max is being held back by the vets as they haven't paid their bill! Bowie plays the vet with a belter of an accent...
George Bowie chats to Ford Kiernan & Sanjeev Kohli from Still Game ahead of the new TV series on BBC 1
Olympic Gold Medalist Katie Archibald chats with George Bowie ahead of the Revolution Cycling event in Glasgow
Carolanne has enlisted Bowie to help make her dad mad by telling him he's banned from his beloved gym for throwin the weights down. He's a scary dad but he also get's very, very mad!
Clyde 1 Superscoreboard's Gordon Duncan takes a look at Cerebral Palsy football in Scotland.
Annemarie winds up dad Keith a belter by telling him the housing officer is round to blame her for her new gaff being a midden. Mum Margaret even gets a look in!
Dad Freddie isn't happy when his grand daughter throws stones at Bowie's BMW, his daughter Hayley gets him wound up proper!
George Bowie chats to Lady Gaga ahead of the release of her new Album 'Perfect Illusion' #Clyde1 #LadyGaga
Laura gets dad Spencer hook, line and sinker by telling him a council worker - Bowie - has come to remove his beloved white parking lines...another cracker!
Our Senior Sports reporter Alison Conroy chats to the Oldest season ticket holders at Celtic Park and Ibrox respectively ahead of Saturday's Old Firm Game.
Adele winds up her Dad Leslie Hendry about how he has accidentally become a Mrs Leslie Hendry for their Holiday!
Danielle pretends she's driven into a hedge whilst playing on her phone, dad Steven goes off his nut something wild....mad doesn't cover it!
This dad is a nutter, mad doesn't cover it! Bowie pretends that Jims daughter is going to 'single-handeldly bring back page 3', all hell breaks loose!
Nicola winds up dad Thomas with a story about crashing her car whilst playing Pokemon Go!
Nikki phones up dad Tommy and tells him she's been sacked after 2 days in the job because she was caught in the toilet with a co worker. Bowie plays the unsympathetic boss and we promise this is up there with the best!
Lisa makes Frank mad by pretending that his hold up of a plane last year is coming back to haunt him...for £2000! It's a good one!
Today's dad is the definition of mad, it's an instant classic! Sinead tell him the TV license people are round to collect his tele for not paying up - surprise surprise it's actually Bowie!
Gordon winds up dad Darren - an upholsterer by trade - by telling him the delivery man (Bowie) is here to pick up packages which don't even exist...he's not a happy man.
Taylor is winding up dad Sammy by claiming she spent her student loan - meant to pay for her car finance - on a horse at Ascot. Even mum Nicola got involved, amazing.
Knoxy speaks to Coldplay frontman ahead of his gig at Hampden Park on Tuesday 7th June 2016
Dana's car has broken down a week after it was fixed, dad Ian takes the bait when Bowie gives him the wind up...
Ronnie gets the MYDM treatment from Gemma when she pretends her dads car has been impounded!
Ex Celtic & Aston Villa Midfielder Stiliyan Petrov speaks to Clyde 1 Superscoreboard about his battle with Leukemia and how he's attempting to return to the pitch.
Calvin Harris speaks exclusively to Bowie@Breakfast on Clyde 1 on the day is new song with Rihanna is released - 'This is what you came for' #CalvinHarris #Rihanna #Clyde1
Caitlin winds her dad up about going to work for a strip club in Ibiza, and missing his wedding!
Have a listen to mum Emma waking up her daughter with a noisy kids toy to win Vamps tickets! #Clyde1
Find out what happens when Bus Inspector 'Mr George' tells Zoe's Dad John, that he's bought a fake bus ticket #MakeYourDadMad #Clyde1
Amy winds her dad Stephen up about a plumbing incident. Good to know that Plumber George is on hand to help!
Debbie winds her dad Chris up about a car accident...it doesn't get any better when George starts blaming everyone but himself...
David winds his dad up (also called David) about an ongoing battle with a certain mobile phone provider. Things hit the fan when trainee call handler 'Mr George' tries to get involved.
Nicole winds her dad up about crashing her dads car. Davey is not happy! George then tries to claim whiplash...
Laura winds her Dad James up, about having signed up for a loan - except she can't afford to pay it back....and he's guarantor because she forged his signature. Have a listen!
Another fanatastic Make Your Dad Made with J&W Carpets.
Louise is kicked off her college course for poor attendance and the college want their money back! How will her Dad take it though?
What a way to start the week for Mark from Hillington who walked away with £5000 on the 5K Minute on Monday's Bowie @ Breakfast.
Another great Make Your Dad Mad!
Mr George isn't happy about a caravan and wants to take the cash he thinks he's owed out of Yvonne's account. What will her Dad have to say about it though?
Monday was National Sickie Day, we asked what was the worst excuse you've heard?
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Every Friday on Bowie @ Breakfast we have a Make Your Dad Mad call. The idea is really simple, phone up your dad and if you make him really angry, you win £100 CASH courtesy of J&W Carpets!
Kimberly went to the garage to test drive a brand new car! What's the worst that can happen?
We talked ‘commuting friends’. Have you met anyone through commuting on public transport? Here is Iain's sweet and rather bizarre story.
Saul winds up his Dad, Ian about Scottish Water digging up his grass.
Register for Make Your Dad Mad here - http://www.clyde1.com/djs/breakfast/features/make-your-dad-mad/
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Throughout January we’re giving away a summer holiday every day with Airtours and Thursday's winner was Siobhan Thomson from East Kilbride.
Listen to Bowie @ Breakfast from 6am on for your first chance to win.
Listen: George and Cassi discuss the top 3 things that really annoy Dads.
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Mhairi winds up her dad Michael about a supposed insurance scam!
We were inundated with calls afterwards telling us how nice a guy Michael was! He copes well, and goes home with £100 cash.
Register for Make Your Dad Mad here - http://www.clyde1.com/djs/breakfast/features/make-your-dad-mad/
Well done to Lynne Fergus from Uddingston who absolutely smashed the 5K Minute on Friday 8th January in just 46 seconds!
Listen to George and Cassi debating the 'Highlight' of his career, according to Wikipedia!
All the details on how to register to play, can be found here. http://www.clyde1.com/win/win-your-summer-holiday-with-airtours/ #Clyde1
Listen to one of the best, Make Your Dad Mad calls of 2015. Fraser takes a girl out on a drive and gets pulled over by the cops. How will Dad, Fraser take it though?
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Bowie challenges the listeners to text £5 to 70808 for Cassi to dress up as an Elf. Listen to hear what happens next...
George and Cassi talking about the dark side of works Secret Santa. Last year George got 6 cupcakes and thought he got ripped off.
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Sir Alex Ferguson speaks exclusively to Clyde 1 Superscoreboard's Gerry McCulloch. He talks about the current Scotland team, Celtic in Europe and Rangers road to return to the Premiership.
Alison Robbie speaks exclusively to Celtic Manager Ronny Deila ahead of his team lifting the trophy at the end of the 2014/15 season.
Emma and Edward are getting married today - and raising money for Cash For Kids at the same time
Neil Doncaster speaks to Gerry McCulloch and Hugh Keevins about the new Ladbrokes Deal with the SPFL #Clyde1 #SPFL #Football #ScottishFootball
Jim Delahunt, Hugh Keevins, Gordon Dalziel and Fraser Wishart reminisce about the first time they went to watch a football match. Clip taken from Clyde 1 Superscoreboard 24th January 2015.
Prides present In Demand Uncut this Sunday from 7pm. If any of you watched the commonwealth closing ceremony you would have seen these guys play their amazing song MESSIAH!
The band will also perform at Clyde 1’s In Demand Uncut Fresh Music on September 15th at the QMU. An exclusive event you can see them. www.qmunion.org.net
Francis Blaire from Kings Park is £5000 richer after winning the £5K Minute. She scored 10/10 within the 60 seconds time limit to scoop the prize.
Listen again to Ford and Greg from Still Game co-presenting the Top 10 at 10 with Knoxy
Little Mix are back with a brand new single, Salute, which was released on 1st June. It's the third single from their second studio album and the girls caught up with George on Bowie at Breakfast for a chat.
Following a two-year hiatus, pop royalty, Cheryl Cole is back with a bang with a new single.
Listen to the best of the goals from Saturday's coverage of the SPFL #Clyde1 #Superscoreboard #scottish #football # SPFL
George speaks to John Legend about his new single All Of Me, Barack Obama's phone number and writing music with Harry Styles
Due to Clyde 1's promise of performance, it was being forced by media regulators to play a certain percentage of traditional Scottish music.
As a result breakfast host George Bowie's, popular GBX anthems was being replaced on Saturday night by the GPX, a show dedicated to Scottish Country Music and hosted by weekend presenter Gavin Pearson.
In episode 3 Clyde 1 travel girl Cassi chatted to TOWIE's Joey Essex about whether or not Elvis Pressley is still alive.
Bowie @ Breakfast's travel girl Cassi chatted to TOWIE's Joey Essex about extra-terrestrial life #area52
Craig Ingram from Hillington won the £2K today but not until 1pm! If you missed the moment Craig answered the question correctly listen here! Get your payroll now by texting PAY to 61025 and you could be winning big like Craig!
Make your day a £2,000 payday with Clyde 1 and Arnold Clark
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John Docherty was our first Every Day is Payday winner winning £2,000 today! Listen to the moment he found out he'd won here! Get your payroll number now by texting PAY to 61025 and you could be winning tomorrow from 8am!
Make your day a £2,000 payday with Clyde 1 and Arnold Clark
Texts cost 25p plus your standard network rate. T&C's and further info at www.clyde1.com
Here's Bowie @ Breakfasts musical tribute to Nicholas McDonald and his mentor Louis Walsh #votenicky
Clyde 1's Gerry takes on the Venga Boys classic as he attempts to get on next John Lewis advert