The Sound of Sergey

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Another story of a catfish, but this time, Sergey's not the one being catfished... Learn why you need assertiveness training and his time at [REDACTED] pizza.

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After a break, Sergey talks about a horrible movie, his (hypothetical, definitely not real) hot teacher and the benefit of hot teachers, his plan to save education, and drops some truth bombs. © 2022 Sergey Ivanov, All Rights Reserved.

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In this episode, recorded on 4-20-22, Sergey has a message for those who hate the podcast, and talks about getting hit-and-run by a woman on meth, and Tinder vs. Bumble - the ultimate showdown of online dating.

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In this episode, someone clearly peed in Sergey's cereal, because it's nothing but 33 minutes of pure, unadulterated ranting about English classes, bad memoirs, and more.

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In this return after a year-and-a-half long detainment in I.C.E., Sergey tells the infamous "Gold Chain Necklace" story.

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Sergey becomes a pastor. Also, he rants about white girls again. But with a title like "the green herb," how can you resist this episode?

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I counted at least three different unfinished stories this episode. I swear I don't have ADD. I swear.

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Strange things happen when you record at 5 in the morning. Examples being a serious consideration of the pros and cons of being in an involved relationship with the Wendy's mascot, Flo from Progressive, and the salamander from the Geico commercials. Enjoy. If you're able to, I'll be pleasantly surprised.

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In this sleep deprived episode, a Sergey living off of four hours of sleep attempts to be coherent as he forgets movie titles four times in a row, rants about school (again) and tells a story of stumbling into an Instagram redroom with the Lucky Charms mascot.

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Sorry, I know I say "literally" too much in this episode. Won't happen again. Besides that, here's the official Sergey update on basic white girls and a story about a tense game against Marshall County High School basketball.

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In episode 13, you'll hear me rant about the school closures, "fat shaming", and hear a story about me absolutely losing at some innocent chick at Sirloin Stockade. A lot of anger, but I promise, I'm very chill.

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It's safe to say that the first half of this episode is very music-oriented, and that likewise the second half is blood-oriented. Also, for all those who have wanted me to sing on the podcast, here's a chance to hear my gorgeous singing voice.

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Episode 11. What can I say? If you're interested in hearing my thoughts about the schools re-opening, but more importantly, my police encounter and a 50 year old lot lizard wanting to fight me in the hood at a drug motel, then you've come to the right place.

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In this tenth episode of the Sound of Sergey, you'll hear nothing short of a story about an old grandma, Sergey's rant about "toxic relationships," and TWO conspiracy theories.

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This episode, the White Russian himself broadcasts live from CHAZ for the free mozzarella sticks, and talks about everything from lying females (again), to almost getting human trafficked in Indiana, to the BEST way to solve the national deficit.

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The White Russian himself has returned with some news and more stories, as always. Including, but, not limited to, thinking I might find a dead body in a car, but instead finding something worse, and, of course, getting lost in the South Side at 1:00 AM.

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In this episode, there are a lot of things that are bad. The security guard is bad, the mexican food is bad, Walmart is bad. Many things are bad. To all y'all Marshall peeps, no hate to be found here, but y'all definitely paid him.

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Please, Clandestine, if you're listening, it's definitely not you. I promise. Please don't hurt me. In this episode, what else but rants about a recent vampire-themed dream, Law & Order SVU, and my valiant stand against Carrie Underwood.

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The triumphant second part of the Burkesville, Kentucky story, plus confusion over complimenting someone's smell, and a rant about lying females, ending with some constructive advice. (Marked sections indicated topics of debate).

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Oh boy. Oh. Boy. Have I got a story to tell you all. I think I have discovered a town that I am amazed even exists. Besides, sometimes hotel rooms will room you across from a murder scene, and sometimes 95-year-old ladies put glass in your bed.

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Episode three. If it ain't together by now it probably never will be. On the table this week is (including but not limited to) Beetlejuice, WingStop, Disney Channel's creepier moments, Old Spice ads, and what would an episode of SoS be without TWO interruptions?

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Two words: Puppy. Power.

If you expected an orderly follow-up, you've come to the wrong place, since this week I'm covering "reality" TV, The Village People, and that really weird live-action Scooby-Doo movie from the 2000s. All I have to say is... It looks like a candle...

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Oh, boy, y'all asked for it and here it is! Be careful what ya wish for, ladies and gentlemen. In this pilot episode you'll hear a cranky Russian guy rant about everything from CollegeBoard being a scam to Accutane being a conspiracy. Enjoy this pilot episode of "The Sound of Sergey."

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