Baby Station: Recent Episodes
Nate & Giuls
Giuls and Nate bring things to the table -- but without telling the other person what they've got. Goofs, gaffs, riffs, and chortles abound in this off-the-wall comedy escapade.
Baby Station is back. On this one Nate and Giuls talk lunchroom memories. Scraps!
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Whoah. Take it easy. This one might get heated. And not just because we talk about Lil Nas X...
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Sometimes we act out the scenes we imagine happening, and...sometimes this happens. Got a little off the rails this episode, not gonna lie. What did we even talk about? One article? Jeez.
-Nate
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Learn how to make the "Nate Special." Get your carbs, your carbs, and...uh...your carbs. Trust me, you're not going to forget this recipe.
Also, Nate and Giuls give some great excuses for getting off work.
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We're changing the name of this podcast to Smokin' Babe Station. Is that cool with all of youse? If it's not, just listen to this one. These chickens are concrete. These hammers are hypothetical. These speed bumps are numerous.
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In this episode, Nate and Giuls don't even talk about any articles. Their conversation was just too rich, too good, too...I don't know. How bout YOU listen and decide? Why do I--this disembodied podcast description--have to do all of the explaining for you? Geez... Get a grip.
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Nate and Giuls talk digestive systems and wonder: Can your lunch catch up with your dinner in your poop? Who knows? Surely we don't. Also, the boys get deep into illicit school bathroom activities. Hmm.. these topics seem to be similar... Well...Whattya gonna do?
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Ello, Guvnah! Listen to the episode, innit?
In this episode, Nate and Giuls brainstorm a Season 5 motto. Chaos ensues. Also, more Santa debate, beard biology, Celine Dion mega-fans, British accents, and more. Fish and chips.
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The boys really freaked up last week and lost the call-in audio in a bike accident involving a dumpster. So, they're back at it again this week with new call-ins, great conversation, and debates that are so heated that you'll be able to get your chestnuts roasting.
Special Guests include Dilbert, Rod Blagojevich, and Santa himself.
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We messed up. The Call-In episode is lost to the void. Find out why on this episode of Baby Station.
Geez. This is so messed up guys. This is so freaking messed up...
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Bambi's mom is the Michael Jackson of the deer community. Milk and pizza make a great mix. Countless teachers are in a clandestine group called The Fist. All facts you won't know until you listen to Baby Station. Free your fricking mind.
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Nate and Giuls talk WWE memories and superstars, Irish weapons, crude wake-up calls, and new ideas for Secret Santas. All this and more on this episode of Baby Station.
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Nate talks about the death of his hamster. Giuls talks about the death of his grandpa. Both tragic moments are...let's say...weird. Get on with it. Get going. It's Baby Station.
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What colors do you associate with each month? It better not be blue. Nate and Giuls also talk about loitering moose (meese). Or was it bulls? Maybe a blelk? Also, what happens when you suck at claw machines? You call 911.
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What's that? Giuls got his DNA test back? Will he 100% Italian? Or will his hopes and dreams (and identity) be crushed forever? Find out by listening to Episode 35. Ciao!
Other topics include illicit grandmas, raw fish, fiber optic cable, and yanking teeth.
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Last episode, Giuls quit. In this episode, Nate tries to convince him to come back. Other topics include Food Inc., the similarities between pigs and dogs, Giuls ethnicity, and nuts. Yeah. Nuts. You heard us.
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SEASON 4 IS HERE! What is the season theme? Listen to find out.
Also listen to find out what unfolds during blockbuster court case drama. Will the Shark get away with biting legs? Will the prosecutor work pro-bono? Will the boys figure out how to use legal terms? Maybe. Maybe not.
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Listen guys. We're back. But, this episode sucks. Don't even bother listening.
We talk about chicken fried steak and fungi. Whatever. Just...whatever, dude.
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Wats up?? long time no see! how r u? Its time for bb station. U in?? lol :3
When you were 5 years old, what were you doing? Could you drive a car? We know a 5-year old that can. Have you ever head a life or death experience with a poisonous jellyfish? We know someone who did. Do you know where iceberg lettuce comes from? We know someone who does. However, his memory is a little messed up.
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What happens when you cross a donkey and a zebra? What happens when the Rabbit Mafia has a problem with Big Carrot? What happens when cocaine hippos become an invasive species? What happens? Answer me. Please. Please, we don't have much time left. I'm begging you. Help us. Please.
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Nate and Giuls do another episode outside the studio. Or outside our professor’s office. It’s cooler to call it the studio. Come on.
Nate and Giuls touch a variety of topics. These may include dogs driving cars, painting your whole body blue, snakeman, body spray, groin shots, and a new football scandal involving—get this—a flock of birds.
Stress on the may. No promises.
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Weird, weird times. But, here's an episode. Giuls and Nate talk ugly pets, discern whether trick or treaters are kids or demons, and find out how cows self-actualize.
NOTE: The audio quality is...different. We hope you'll forgive us because we can't be in the same place right now. Please. Please... we're begging you. Please, we're on our knees. Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall. Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl.
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Nate and Giuls talk about the difference between the Parthenon and the Pantheon. Really, though. What is the difference? If you know, let us know.
Also, a dog goes on an itty-bitty adventure at a local bar. Why does he end up in jail for life?
Also, if you have a life-size cardboard cutout of a celebrity, you’re a weirdo. Come on.
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The boys try and conceptualize 20 feet. Can you do that? Because we can't. Also, the boys chat about art, what makes art art, and analyze some post-structuralist poetry. It's one of thosepodcasts now. No jokes anymore. Deal with it.
Here's the poem by Erin D. for the first Baby Station Challenge. Send in your analysis to babystationsubs@gmail.com!
I enjoyed it
I noticed you didn't give me credit for my sub tho
that was rude
also my friend said she'd eat a stick of butter for $5
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Here's the question: How did we get from frozen iguanas to doing an improv scene about a stick of butter and stomach acid?
Here's the answer: We don't know. Maybe listen to find out? Something along those lines.
Also on this episode, we talk about brain transplants, salad, and airport videogaming.
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Nate mistreats a pig. Giuls mistreats Gas Phillip. There's not much else to say.
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This week, we were "blessed" to have a special guest on the show. Quotation marks on "blessed" because Nate loved chatting with the guest. Giuls? Not so much.
What happened this episode? What went wrong? What happened to our format? Why does Giuls (who is writing the episode description right now) still NOT want to release this episode? Well... Listen to find out.
Also, our amazing album artist, Anj, pays a visit.
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, babies. You made it on our nice list this year.
Think we’d stop releasing episodes? You got that one wrong. Here’s a Christmas themed episode just for you jolly listeners. On this episode, the score on Fake Me Out gets updated. The current score is 3-2, Nate’s lead. Can Giuls force a game 7? Other topics include: Fame tier lists, Abe Lincoln auditions for America’s Got Talent, and weird Christmas traditions.
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Welcome to Season 3, It’s season four. (TM)
In this Season 3 premiere, the boys dramatically read a URL for seven minutes. Yeah, you heard us. SEVEN minutes. Thanks, Cam. You jerk. Also, the boys have a deep conversation with their listeners, discuss their suspicions about an interviewee farting live on TV, and debate the mental health of cats.
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If you want it for some God-forsaken reason, here’s the URL the boys read on this episode:
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It's our 20th episode call-in extravaganza! We asked our listeners to call-in to the show with questions, comments, riddles, jokes, insults, or whatever else. Literally whatever else. We learned from a Bigfoot expert, talked to a real-life parrot, debated food titles, got led down the garden path, and determined different bathroom routines. Enjoy this special season two finale!
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Special thanks to all our wonderful listeners for an amazing second season.
In this one, the boys discuss the proper wedding food option, addictive foods, and whether olives are good.
Man… we really talked a lot about food on this one. Must’ve been hungry or something. Other topics include Uncle Vito, MSG, Nate getting grounded, and an accused of theft pick-pocketing.
Listen. Giuls here. I’m writing the episode description this week. If you don’t like olives, you’re wrong. Just, like, try them. Seriously. If you still don’t like olives after trying them, just stop listening to the podcast. I don’t need your listenership because you’re just dead wrong. Period.Check out our website at babystation.io!
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In this episode, Giuls and Nate embrace their inner spook and do some horrible improv, some strange time warping, and some odd linguistic analysis. All this and more on the one, the only, the Baby Station.
Who's got pigeon poop? We've got pigeon poop!
Who's got drug darts? We've got drug darts!
Who's got a fan made improv RPG game created by Brian S**n? We've got a fan made improv RPG game created by Brian S****n!
We yoinked this one out just for you guys. Episode 17 is LIVE BABIES!
Stealing bikes on your wedding day? We got it.
Anxious vegans? We got it.
Nate The Master vs. Giuls' Comeback Tour? We got it.
$1,000 dollars to all who listen to Episode 16? We'll get back to you on that one.
Open up your book to page 58, you might just find a very unhealthy lunchtime snack. Instead, why not press play on this steamin' episode we just cooked up. Mayonnaise included. Also included: crazy dreams, ring swallowing, and straight 'dozing. Baby Station 15 is live, baby.
The boys have a couple chats about watermelon thieves, geosynchronous orbits, chicken pills, and actor/friend of the podcast Dominic Chianese. Oh yeah, AND we got a new soundboard! Get ready for a wild and wacky episode with Nate and Giuls. Special thanks to Mike B*. Love you.
Wanna snarf box? We got it here on Baby Station!
Wanna steal some dentures? We got it here on Baby Station!
Wanna know who Joey Chestnut is? We got it here on Baby Station!
Wanna know if you're ugly? Find out on Baby Station!
Wanna hear about Carlos Zambrano? [[REDACTED, PENDING LEGAL REVIEW.]]
Baby Station -- but now there's three people! As the heatwave strikes, Nate and Giuls drag their pal Elijah onto the show as a guest, talking about police, movies, Stevie Wonder, and so so so much more.
Welcome to Season 2 of Baby Station! In this season Nate and Giuls make a promise to listeners: THE GLOVES ARE COMING OFF.
In this season 2 premiere Nate and Giuls talk about the Curry family, how to effectively throw sports games, and visit the Mage and the Loan Shark. All this and more on your favorite podcast of all time Baby Station (yeah, we know it's numero uno on your faves list).
It's Baby Station's 10th episode! Hard to believe the boys have been doing the podcast for a full decade, huh? Doing one episode each year really slowed us down!
To celebrate, Nate and Giuls take some calls from listeners and give advice, answer questions, riddles, and more. Here's to another decade of funny news articles, laughs, and more. Cheers!
Thanks to the listeners and supporters of Baby Station. Our first 10 episodes were so much, thanks to you. Special thanks to the listeners who called in!
The fellas give out some golden advice, dive into some conflict resolution, and take a trip to a speakeasy. All this and more on the one, the only, the Baby Station.
Giuls and Nate find out about budding car designers, yet another addition to Food Court, and try to spread the elusive peace and love (tm). Pro tip: do not try to send Ringo Starr fan mail. Remember to send your interesting articles to babystationsubs@gmail.com!
It’s finals week, and Nate and Giuls are slammed with projects and tests. But we got something cookin’ to provide some relief from your mid-week madness. Welcome a new challenger: Scenes!
Contents inside:
The Godfather
"There's nothing we can do for you..."
Carousel Crime
Hectic Traffic Updates
Hide and Seek
Nate and Giuls ponder the evolutionary process of skunks, bring some Texans to Paris, try to guess why there are NO SNAKES allowed at prom, and go to the Food Court in the most dramatic, thrilling Episode Seven Spectacular (tm) to ever hit the pod-waves.
Nate and Giuls leak their location to the public, in hopes that some nefarious characters will drop by. Along the way, they talk about rats, secret stories, and even the bird lady from Mary Poppins. Make sure to subscribe and leave a review!
Giuls and Nate explore the world of animal co-pilots, felony dance showcases, breakthrough novelty products, and so much more. "This episode really got out of hand" -Nate
Giuls throws down the gauntlet on Shaq, Nate can't stop munching into the mic, and big steers take over the industry. All this, and so much more, on the one and only Baby Station (tm) (Patent Pending).
Time to get serious. And by serious, we mean "obsessed with the color pink." Gear up for that, plus some conspiracy theories, plus a weird news anchor...all for your listening pleasure.
P.S. Please do not touch Pete Hegseth. Really.
The boys answer some of life's toughest questions: are hotdogs sandwiches? Is Wayne Brady trustworthy? How many names can a Supreme Court Justice have? All this and more on the one, the only, Baby Station.
Inevitably, there are articles that we love dearly...but they just don't make the final cut. We're excited to release some of them as standalone clips for your listening pleasure. Enjoy this juicy tale of searing intrigue!
Nate and Giuls shoot the breeze about biohacking, doorbell hysteria, pasta catering, and so much more.