We can do anything. Except cut hair. It’s messy and, frankly, nerve-wracking. We enjoy horse racing and Bears football. Buenos Aires and Africa have a special place in our heart. We subscribe to INTERNATIONAL YACHT and HARPERS. We love dumping our change in the machine at the grocery. We would like to learn how to knit without looking and without a training frame. We think speling is underrated. We frown upon people who can’t parallel park and mispronounce “acaì.” We rally behind the rights of the worker. We never have the camera when we need it.
A VR experience like no other, Bukake definition, Sharing, Freemium model, Samurai stream, A new angle, 4D, Triple bottom line, Selling oil to the Arabs, Reconstruction procedure, Labor camps, Incognito lube, Coffee time
Finding balance, The swimming suit, Came across it accidentally, Clown power, Re-imagining clown sex narratives, Street casting, Cream pie in the face, Clown pounders, Ronald adult convention
Meeting the queen, Introducing Gregg – “Ideas Man,” Tofu Rattlesnake, Breaking stigmas, Quesadilla fire, 224 Cheese Lane, Modular cheese house built for entertaining, Cheesus of Nazareth
Too many podcasts, Duck crossing blue, Access to mags, B-day present porn, Driving a porsche at 15, Semen production in pool, Jelly bean guess, Big B pool, Bunk bed on the yacht, Futuristic baby, Anal and mescalin, Filthy violence,Eat babies? Why not?
The story of SweetBands, What is a billion?, Jesus hugging your head, Model team sweat, Mega-yacht auction, Discovery, Depth of Ness, Vladi Putin rules, Model papps, Spell "entrepreneur," Leaving earth, All you need is, Nigerian pulse, Basic functions
Live-sex extortion, Not sexy Catwoman, Good girl next-door, Canary shark attack, Flash mobbery, Terrible Philly, Burning for control, Gargle Guinness, Slingshot brutality, Gun in boot, Coded looting, British models can't drive, Celebrity hubris
Debt ceilings, Bloody rape of a debt plan, Papa China, Suns out guns out, SWA sweat, Raccoon killing, Plane democracy, Peaches as sustenance, A Gentleman's Travelings, Skinny girl approach, Walkie-Talkieism, First loser reacts, Multicultural Bachelorette
NFL returns, Timezones, Collective bargaining is bad for recycling, Group theory, Bukake tsunami, Ally McBeal, Royal visit, King of Pop, Pink Taco honeymoon, Catherine comes around, Shit on peons, Turban suit, Global scoreboard
Hustler defined, SD Pride, Serbian lisp, Bigot physics, Kate Upton, Chimplet feeding, Vagueries, Pro-stereotypes, Traditional moorings, Dennis Connor, Wealth is gay, Baby-soft jeans, Unbalanced interior, Punish then party, Muslim wedding, Public sex
4th kegger, Bedding hoop skirts, Extra powder bush, Rib sensuality, Talladega, I live here, Bedouin luxury, Lawless tent, Fire-breathing armpits, Reptile grace, Bedroom warming rock, Innocent until proven sexy, Chloroform & Legos, Celebrities react, Lack of self-awareness reaches new low, Paul takes sexy call from Casey
Blowing bucks, Boo-Bees, Colorful currency, The Great White North, Rolling down the map, Beaver pelt prospecting, Rich w/ salmon fat, Painting pictures w/ words, Fire-capped, Taut on the vag, Not-good filmmaking, Rewards points at beer store, Fear of ethnic people, Canadian bacon, Poutine on poon-tang, Score of Paul's life, Is FBook ruining rioting?, Breeding rappers, Canadian Navy
Love and buffs, Runaway playmate, Solid pole, WAY older brother, Nuclear trampoline, Topless trampoline, Piers, Canine position, Terminator love child, Maid banging, Savvy beltway, Penguin position, Bachmann vs Palin vs Women's Suffrage, Backwoods hunting
Ep #50!!, Classy cool glossys, Ed Hardy back stamp, Complimentary walk-of-shame gift box, Afternoon me-time man growth, Night levels, Setting a tone, Summer high, Professional moves, Baby gets low low low, Know your direction, Spin bike scotch
Prosthetic butt, Arab female drivers, Illegal gossip, Life in Yemen, Pussy Footing around sexism, Regulating boob toobs, Backless pants, Designated burkas, Rapture, Off-topic Sex Talk, Perfume falls, Shampoo in shower beer, Dorm room bathing
SWEETBANDS coming soon! Mouse Club sis, Smart drug addicts, Cleveland vs Alabama Slam, Mattress clean, Urine as superiority, Fisticuffs, Slip n' Seal, Funkytown villa, Vessel drainage, Draped in breathing white linen
Revolting Egypt, Human shields, Swindling as culture, Lorries, Burka tan, $5 Subway train, Top or Bottom, Hulk Jesus, Self-help scrolls, Learning to revolt again, Libyan Hwy 1, Damascus Apple store, Berape, TSA elitism, British things we like
Boston Cream Pie, Tiger semen, Kermit girl, Miss Piggy, Post-game bukake, Life-long RW stigma, The Mom-Friend, What’s your number?, Bikini feelings, Sexy prison w/ Lilo, Revolutionary vacay, Touching antiquities, Indy Bangles, Sub-contracted aliens
Rude thin cans, Dr Pepper, Grammys, Biebs confusion, Penetration on stage, RiRi goes big at 2014 Orange Bowl, Music Row strippers, Sit-ups for money, Stepping off the turnip truck, Foster home, Gator farming, Heli-hunting, Contradiction, Choreography
PROSTITUTE CONTEST! Email us a name. Republicans, Super cry, Kardashian cry, Emotional cry, Taste the Boehner, Tavern garage bar, Kansas 1920, Cronies in the face, Astronaut uranus, Statutory Gomez, Trucker voice, Reservoir bodies, Cindy Cinnamon
Favre, Egg Nog commercials, Unlivable homes, Paul name drops, Wordless sex, Cupcake start-up, Women vs Men, Randy Quaid on the lamb, Canadia, 8 years in meth-ridden Tibet, Ex-wife and "friends, " A bad night, Neverland Conservatory
Tabernacle, Dives in Redondo, Mormon openness, Prophet roofers, Elizabeth Smart, Fame Monster, Well-Put-Togetherness, Viral insanity, Vagina tackling, Was Kobe there?, Conservative girls, Missions to Paris, Used goods, Two fingers, Licensed massage
Jumper in ATL, Bit-nez, FreakNik, Exploding Olympics, Bobsledding, Sit-N-Lean, Marian Butts, Living in a butthole, Celebrity suicide, Charity golf, Negotiator, Silenced machine, Beeper #, Bullying, Child fat, Sheen formulas, Menstruation farts, Mass love
Time mgmt, Chico State, Santiago, Tear gas the Pressie, Smoking hot aides, Fairy aid(e)s, Beating homeless, Timesuck, Jared jeans, Breeding, Porn & cooking, Breeding, Lowest common, Finding your fortune, 6-inches away, Buca drunk, Ed Hardy hat, Cheek bones
Dating Pete Yorn, Match.com sponsorship, Firefighter rackets, What every girl looks for, Cancer, Bucket List, Zoosk on the camera, Christian intelligence, Real people, The Bar Scene, Worthy of breeding, The first bar, Enjoying "good" things, The methods
Up to the game, Olympians, Branding, Jamba as appetizing, The Tops, Blender explosions, Healthy sensuality, Cosmic compatibility, Juice stalking, $1 off on Oatmeal wednesdays, Bieber Fever!, Usher's genitals, Love triangle, Pandemics
3D, 8 months, Comic Con, Killzone, Sackboy, Metaphors, Quit the smoke, Smell, Tobacco Town, Bathroom Banger, Guests in v2, Chris Angel Interview, Child of the night, Improving
Catching up, Brown city, Thaiglish, Forks, Good decrees, Setting cultures, Thai NYE, Asian bathrooms, Toilet cooking in jail, Mother-Daughter combo, Canal skating, Ice race for royalty, Obama rides DC, State dinner outcasts, Drumroll...37 in 3D!!!!
My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-57ebdafc5d0bfa84e787729dc61461cb} MOUSTACHETTE TRAILER P-WORD!, Bitching Wedge, Rose Bowl, Poor stay poor, Kay Jewelers, Topless ice, Dating deaf chicks, Vocab for Paul, China duck, Carols in Portuguese, Big cat present, Tiger in the woods, Bumble Jim, Dad's advice, Cheney hatch, Gaga
Naked at work, G-Globe season, Sexting, Joel Madden's Twitter, Silence your old phone, Medication alert, That's his house?, Geriatric catnip, Dan Rather, Jersey Shores, Out of house genitals, Budweiser bikini, New tribe, Snooki pickle, NY school teachers
Scandinavian superiority, King no read, Ikea dining, Glogg, Drunk cleaning crew, Bush doctrine sobriety, 40 6oz bottles to freedom, Silverdome for sale, Detroit as Cambodian terrordome, PPV riots, Don't fall, Dutch safety, Scooter gangrene, The voices
A-dam w/ the Gaga hearse, Swu lines, Vaccinating youth?, Only $140 million, Pastrana pope hits, Jnco vs Fubu, Neck-2-Boob Tahhh2, Sartorialist, Standing up to standing 5'6", Parkour for Dummies, Take the stairs, Kick a ginger, 10 soft targets
Sorority sedan, VO5 hot oil, Uppity sunglasses, Frosted tips, Cranial HJ, Hairstylist JV squad, Hannah halloween, Moonpie horse face, TN gravel drawl, Paul's safe word, Kid leashes, Birthed from the folds, Daisy chain the gfriend to the nugget, Cinnamon
Checking up on the pressie, Up in arms, Pop off the line, Sequoia on AF1, Swim move to rip-and-curl, Paul does Twilight, Pausing at the climax, The studio exec's daughter, Tweetaboob, Old men in young men skin, Vampire poop, Just blood
Southern weddings, Deep-throat tongue kiss, European clapping, Unspoken agreements, Swimming in the Hudson, Assumed flaming death, Smile!, Reach-a-peach, Accident videos, Spring-loaded neck, Basket toss, Paul's duffel bag
Fowl in the mouth, IKEA nation, Thievery vs Treasure, Allergies, Yummy Sauce, Tasty Fries, Yaz, Get your mouth ready, Unrated pie, Witching hour, Cats full of semen, Sleeping w/ dad, Papa John, Calzones, Daddy...
Epicurean breeds, Ebonic caramel, Arrejo fiestas, Naked dudes in trees, findingmissdaisy@gmail.com, Jessica's luck, Down on the Cape, 40-65y/o mwf uniform, Nature speaking to us, Cankles as aphrodisiac, Banging Madea, Teacher fashion, French broches
Honeypotting, Forward-thinking '85 Bears, Athlete emotion, Pujols can't read, Penelope & Selma...the european mexican vs community college, Balls as vocabulary, Special undies, Peeing on the seat, The "painful hole"
Cara tuning, Two sentences max, Corporate short-form, Passion projects, Helvechia, Alien vs Predator vs Jaws, Asteroids, Paul's Lion & Tiger Training Facilities, Scribes, Mission men, Runway bloody runway, glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com
Tequila vs Lineback, When is it okay to choke Tila?, Receptacle for dumpage, Chargers '09 = Super Bowl, Urlacher doing jumping jacks, Burning houses for society, Spinning-standing-69, Good household for kids, Uterus removal, Whore amendment, Tazzzzz me!
In poor taste, Reverse Paul, If you can't feel safe answering a Craig's List ad..., Tobin votes Republican, Meghan Wants a Psycho, Pooping Pumpkin, Nefarious white powder, Married in Veg, Towing the boat to CAN, Rocky at the beginning, Models like poetry
Love sleep, Bouncers vs Security guards, Make you disappear, Dion Grace, Dewomb, Shemonsters with Sauvignon, Forced into exile, Dating streetlights, Stepping out with Ronnie, Loaded in da pants, Odd foreign films, Taking the top off, Silly bike, Ambien lv
Reindeer meat, Hummer limos, Living the white dream, SD bouncers, Paris & 6 laughing girls, Kicking like a fish out of water, Tazzing, Police on meth convictions, Plastic cups, Going home with the R, OSHA and hummer chicks, Fatburger, Pathology of fetish
Taiwan vs China, Statutes of Limitation, Paul’s back, Pirated movies, Penny Benjamin, Double gentlemen, Dead give-aways, Daniel Day-Lewis vs Cruise, Risky Business for a “real” actor, Fanning chemistry, Heights of Uptown Girls, A little fact
Alright amputees, Cambodian news, USA Today pie charts, Canine firework fears, The day the Brits lost us forever, Family meeting! Piss time!, Paul's family isn't so weird, Spraying jugs of urine, Eco friendly, Living in urine-soaked villages, I don't go in your house and piss, Rub their noses in it
Capital been Dublin, Wales watching in Bali, Crickets, Why is sportscenter talking to me?, 99% from Tobin, You're not part of the solution, Cornrows and stashe for BBBS, VIPing with the Hawk, Good PR, Foam parties, Table-topping, Tony Hawk's gonna tell me I'm dying?, Medically unprofessional, Best Wishes
Hanging with Mel vs Pimples, Film icons hook up, The way that light attaches to Spielberg, The Grand Slam, Porn roids, Paul has carnie blood?, Front row at the circus, Lord of the Gay's arena, Vatican per diem, Vetting the pope
Sleeping on massage tables, Female heroes, Paul goes all "profound," Happy middle of the week, HJ city, Motorcycle assassins, Ballsy governors, The Republican way, Major leagues of cheating, Bigot news, Baseball cheerleaders
Ugly side of public speaking, "You're not funny," Cornrows at a wedding, Never start w/ how you came up with speech, A dash of magic, Zappos inspires, BAM! you're always late, Big news on JK Livin, Natural selection vs. "Miracle," Stigmata, Fun facts, #8
H.O.P., Southern declarations, Cross-dressed overactings, Madea, Cultural inheritance, Adda-tood, Pretending to gym, Slow burn, Saturating the vending machine market, Most pretentious thing on earth, Michael Vick gets blown up, TP Presents "Dogfighting"
Introductions, Lonely Wichita bus rides, Weekend with the folks, Cheating at crosswords, Non-judgmental "Hmmm," Osloj, Sweeping pandemics, Sensual barnyard animals, Gay stewards, Focal point watches, Jesus...I'm horny, Cathay 1412 service to Boston
Another letter?, City of Lights, Border town roller coaster, Paternity switch, Coming back from the dead, Left at the altar, Amnesia, Wizard guy, Hermaphroditic incest, Sexual torture dungeon, Daytime color barrier, Dr Beets, Not "that" Brooke Turner
Green furniture, Screaming hallways, Shuush Tobin!, Worse than SAW, Topless Norwegians, Opening the door on the freeway, The Refrigerator Test, Where's the ketchup?, The truth from mom.
Letters from the phantom audience, Girlfriends who watch the Bachelor, Lone wolf, Carpools to the tanning salon, Lighting a multi-cam video set-up, 450 channels appear out of thing air, Single dad's jaunting off to Aspen, One-on-one time in Cabo.
Difference btwn Good and Bad, You're so 2000 and late, Veneers, Air-traffic safety, The nation held its collective breath, Look at those dunks. We miss you all...
Discs labeled "P", Jenny McCarthy cures Autism, Nipple twisting, Porn-On-The-Run, Holding onto the old ways, Dads don't get how big it is, Golden era of teen hitchhikers, Retarded Joe Francis model, Eastern Europe=Neverending gold mine, No touching Mr Camera Operator
Lennox Lewis accent, Throwing cultures out the window, Talking about Yaz and reading Danielle Steele, Sophomore girls, Pretentious kids who think they're better than Paul, Buck up, Keep the chin up, Assuming Baz wears dresses with frills.
Yachts in the Hollywood Reservoir, Pomeranians, Serbian dance music, Walking across Africa, The art of digging wells, Fighting Aids, Broken legs and tree branches.
Beautiful Gina, Jimmy Newport a Gentleman Suitor, Barking up the wrong tree, Shotgun Approach, Making one's self a better person, Standards, The Hills, Are the douche bags winning?, The Hills, What are we teaching the children?, Is Creepy The New Romance?
Paul's first time, Darren Aronofsky, Oggel, Backwards football helmets, A2A, Creepy-business-suit-sexual-deviant-guy hollywood cliche.
The Terminator, James Cameron, British crap TV, Judgment, This Could Change EVERYTHING!!!, and Prostitution.
Car commercials in the Darien Gap, the "African Situation," Stockholm Syndrome, Darfur, Powerade vs G2, and hangovers.
The gang ponders goings-ons in contemporary Keynesian theory applied to a troubled economy and the struggle one faces when choosing the right colored polo shirt for a cocktail party.