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Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.
Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.
Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.
Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.
Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.
Life in the Can
Episode: 6
Length: 32:42
Size: 22.5mb
Format: mp3
We've got 3 segments for you this week:
Home Pedicure
Shark Stuff
Goodwill
Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.
Spelling the site domain
Married to a celebrity
The closer you get to celebritydom
The closer you get to dumpsterdom
You "Million Dollar" race hat from the horse track
The swag t-shirt
You dumpster times are gaining
Wearing someone else's pants
My China business will crush
I am so excited for The Great American Yard Sale
It is the time I live for
It's my Super Bowl
On my way to fame and fortune, but I want to camp out at the sale
That makes no sense
The person first in line get's to be in the newspaper
Sure, make sure to wear your spanks
China is heavy and fragile
I can't move quickly with it
You should hire some mercenaries
People that humped through jungles
Maybe get a donkey
Waiting outside a recruiting office
How about one night son?
Whatever kind of weather we'll face it together
One mission, son . . . make me money
I don't need someone who'll take up a lot of my tent
Finding a tic free tent
I won't sleep
You are risking your life
My industry is no different than any other on the planet
Why aren't you working a real job?
Devoting time to this
I just tell people I'm retired
What do you do?
Just try to stay busy
That's what retired people say
I pulled you from the gutter and pushed you into the middle class
I am exhausted
It's a junkapalooza
Does Road Rash Nipples show up for this?
He calls me his friend
I come to Goodwill to look at the people
He comes to talk with his friends
I then run away and do a lap
Working the resale shop
I've got a route that I develop
It's really a system for wealth creation
People with clean cars have disorders
Sweep up the donut bits
They probably don't go to drive-thru's
I need a completely rubberized car
You should make your own car
We'll get you a kit
You can't work that hard on something and not tell people
Something has been plugging me, Kris
Plugging you?
Plaguing!
You should clean up that diphthong
It is the guy, that scary guy
The one driving the Monte Carlo
These haunt your dreams don't they?
How did you end up with a Monte Carlo Kris?
It all began like this
I watched my old man slink into the Monte Carlo
As I stood behind the screen door in my undwear at 7
Painting it and redoing the entire car
The get it on mobile
The National is a version of it
How did you come about this car?
I was given the car
What allure does having a car in your name?
The benefit is many fold
Have the proper righteousness
Two for Tuesday running hot
Led Zeppelin cranking
His neck is going to be cold
How am I supposed to remove this grass in the wheel well
Oh look, there's glazed donuts on the seats
That's disturbing
It was in their name
They had taken away my sex mobile
Guidelines on how to be a man
We've got 4 segments for you this week:
Glazed Donuts
Picking Mercenaries
Pork Boil
The Jam
This is C which means it's a Friday
Listen to you Mr B
You did the nerd voice
Take what you want and enjoy
No child wants to be spoken to you like this
I will leave no child behind
Comedy Fail
Yeah, I messed it up
You could have nailed it
I was flowing but the red light came on
Red light meaning?
Get off stage!
I ran off before I finished the joke
They are my frienemies
You had frienemies Mr B
Sure the girls from other small towns
I drove my red Monte Carlo
Red vinyl seats
Red dash
I should have named it passion
Taking them to talk in the country
Yellow and blue makes me and you
Skanks do not count as frienemies
Frienemies are the girls you take to the county fair
Drumsticks for Christmas