Two Cents: Recent Episodes
Josh Fernandez
Just two dudes, giving their two cents about stuff. We laugh a lot and get off topic a lot. Sorry in advance.
Life may be hard right now, so we try to make our show easy for you to listen to. Enjoy.
Honestly didn’t even realize this was the Season Finale of Season 3. Oops. Anyways, this is a politics heavy episode (aren’t they all?) and I make Kory laugh really hard near the end. Enjoy.
El Trumpo is gone, but his legacy (unfortunately) lives on. We also talk about like...sports and stuff. Oh, and also we will likely be rebranding soon so get ready for that
Despite the usual amount of incoherent yelling, this is actually one of our most concise episodes to date. Good job Kory this one’s actually a bop.
I’m convinced we all died in 2012 and have been living in hell ever since. Anyways, enjoy me and Kory rambling for an hour.
“Get ready for Christmas or else I’ll send Joel Osteen and Kenneth Copeland to your house to smile threateningly at you” - Josh
How do I make these again? Anyways, we have another early morning show for you all. Let us know what you think. Or don’t. Nothing matters anymore.
Wow, we actually made it to 20 episodes and two whole seasons. Thanks for listening to us (for whatever reason) all this time.
This wasn't as extravagant as our last Season Finale. We wanted to make things more chill for you all given the...chaotic times we are all facing that are likely to only get crazier in the coming weeks/months (years?).
Stay safe out there, go vote, and remember that we love you. Thanks again.
THIS IS OUR SEASON 2 FINALE. We tried to make this one as chill as we could considering the chaos we’re all probably about the face in the coming weeks and months (years?). Anyways, enjoy. We love you all. Thanks for listening to us so far.
We’re chillin in this one man, just like...vibing ya know? (Also if you don’t go vote here soon we will both hunt you all down)
- I talk about my fear of weighted blankets. - I’m taking a break from video games for the next few months because I have things to take care of. - I rant about conservatives (again). - Kory talks a little too
I'm actually not even sure what happened in this episode.
We started talking about Halloween and my (Josh's) birthday at one point and it just went off the rails.
This is a funny one though. I think? Enjoy?
Today we talked about:
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Sport
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Grilling (manly)
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I actually only get angry once (amazing)
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Teen Titans Go (LAME!)
I've accepted the fact that I'm slowly becoming a boomer over time. I hate change and young people. Anyways, listen to us talk tiredly on this earlier than usual episode for an hour.
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The Chiefs did absolutely nothing wrong
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There's a difference between patriotism and blind nationalism
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COVID still exists (so put your nose inside your mask)
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Me and Kory might be doing individual one-off episodes very soon
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Fun times (?)
We talk about like
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The music industry
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The game industry
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Why the government sucks
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I rant a lot (Josh)
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I give you all updates on my (Josh) career pursuits
ENJOY THINESELVES MORTALS
A lot of bad stuff happened this week.
In this episode we try something different: instead of talking over one another, we actually give each other time to speak and give our opinions fully and thoroughly, we process what one another have said, and THEN we respond based on what we've said.
Good communication between two men. Imagine that.
This one's a lot more laid back.
Fun ASMR Intro Banter
We talk about the new Batman movie
We talk about natural disasters
We talk about video games (that I can't stop playing) and nerd stuff (that I can't stop talking about)
Listen to this one while cooking a nice dinner for yourself or your loved ones. We don't actually get too angry on this one for once.
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USPS
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STOP USING DEAD PEOPLE TO FURTHER YOUR AGENDA
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HOMELESS MAN CALLS ME A BAD WORD???
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS??????????????????
IT'S SEASON 2 BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KORY TALKS ABOUT WAR
ENDLESS TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
THE EVE OF OUR 10TH EPISODE AND SEASON 1 FINALE
BOOMERS
MILLENIALS / GEN Z'ERS
JOSH GOES ON A RANT AGAIN
Federal agents abducting people into unmarked vans
Abuse of power
Rage VS Re-Education
Improvement of the body and mind
Couple of goofs, couple of laughs, badda boom badda bing
TikTok is cancelled party
Kanye did something again
Schools are opening...they shouldn't be
Betsy Devos SUCKS...all my homies HATE Betsy Devos
Other countries VS US (we suck actually, look it up)
Fun times all around. Well, not really. We're mostly doing this to cope with the reality that the world is changing in very tremendous and terrifying ways. Regardless, we hope you have a good time!
ATHLETES SPEAKING OUT
SPORTS DID A THING
CHANGING SPORTS TEAM NAMES
MURDER ON A MILITARY BASE
INHERENT INJUSTICE IN THE PRISON SYSTEM AND ITS CYCLE WITHIN SOCIETY
All this and more on this weeks episode. Check it.
Senate primaries, social media (TikTok honestly), Miss Rona returns, and a whole lot of other stuff.
We go from serious, to lighthearted, to begging for sponsorship's. Seriously Adam Sandler, please notice us (me specifically).
- Josh
After a brief hiatus, me and Kory are back, and not at all better than ever.
This time we talk about the next generation of console gaming, and the games that are coming with them, the LGBTQ+ community, and the recent Supreme Court decisions surrounding their treatment in the workplace along with the recent DACA decision as well.
I get heated again and Kory does his best to calm me down. Who could've guessed? (Literally everyone.)
In this one we talk about sports starting to come back, COVID-19 seemingly just going away, protests, why Confederates from the Civil War were the worst losers of all time, and Kory watched Uncut Gems.
Bring a broom, cause this one gets messy.
In this episode, we talk about the recent Police Brutality in America along with the ensuing protests, Kory's experience with racial profiling, cancel culture, video games and 90's movies.
This one's a little deeper. I would apologize in advance, but I'm not sorry for anything I said in this episode. Hope you enjoy.
- Josh
In this episode, we talk about our previous broadcasting experience, public outcry during Coronavirus, Coronavirus itself, Onlyfans, and MySpace.
What could go wrong?