Cross Words: Recent Episodes

Claire, Bob & Nick

Every week we do the crossword - this nearly always leads to some very Cross Words...

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Where the team race to solve their puzzle by midnight, Nick decides he needs better friends (never gonna happen) and we toast in the roaring twenties!

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In which the team try to cram in as much festiveness as possible, Nick hangs his mistletoe in a rather dubious place, and Gareth can't wait to play you his Christmas song.

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In which the Team goad the Shuker, Nick tries to rewrite history, and everyone discovers that Scotland has cars!

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Bob is drowning not waving, Claire gets stressed by success, and Nick is delighted by Bob's chocolate Grandmother. They all fail to Spot the dog, and George is there too!

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Back to form here is the next Episode of Cross Words where the Team discuss Egyptian hair removal and the Great Emu War, and Claire's clevernance is shown off at last. 

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In this episode the Team make a comeback (with a little Google-shaming). We all agree that George knows nothing, and Alan has clearly been travelling again...

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In a babble-heavy episode, the team discuss insults, more New Zealand birds and whether shouting and going nowhere really counts as exercise.

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The team talk pets and death before premonitions abound, and they once more beat the Googleshame!

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The team opens Pandora's box, Claire takes the moral high ground in spite of her crap feet, and Nick looks at Bob 'like that'. 

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The team struggle to precede, and are convinced that Alan has ABBA on shuffle.

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The team tackle traditional subjects - geography, cars and football. But best of all, for the first time they feel no Googleshame!!

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Welcome to 2019 - New Year, new Cross Words, new format. Only joking, just a new friend, Warren Friend.

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Bob exploits the periodic table advantage, and the team argue lost jewellery.

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The team are stymied by Geography, and decide that spelling by numbers is the way to go.

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Claire has to get strict with the boys, the team compare past alcohol nightmares, and point out how long Scotland is...

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Nick has a joke and the team are adamant about visiting the moon. They also discuss “Organ Guy” and introduce you all to Little Snotty Wilkinson

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The team go in circles trying to name people tonight, and Alan (all hail) heads to Canada - again.

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The team do indeed run out of clever, but along the way talk moon allergies and Doctor Who - again.

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The team discuss a German Chancellor's eye make-up, and Nick admits why he wears Crocs.

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Welcome to season two of Cross Words, where the team clearly need some clever juice, and they suspect Alan of holidaying in Canada.

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The boys admit that Claire has more expertise than them on the subject of pregnancy, and the team once again define the meaning of "anecdote".

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The team get caught up in throat gestures, and drop a bombshell when they discover Charlemagne may have invented twerking...

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Nick's genius is finally noticed, and the team talk diets - of worms, and rabbit pies.

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The team mix up their clangers and clappers, and debate hot jobs.

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In which the team discuss the merits of 'jazz hands' in podcasts, and discover where Hundertwasser spent his last penny.

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The team manage to save the kiwi, and Nick consumes sugar and shame.

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In which the team assist Detective Bergamot in his investigations, and Nick learns the true meaning of the word 'anecdote'.

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The team talk sticks and who takes death where ever she goes...

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The team discusses the highs and lows of singing, and creates theatre of the mind.

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The team are confused by cathedrals and chapels, and puzzled by prime ministers.

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The team discusses the hairy issue of Bob's balls and Nick's knick-knacks.

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The very first episode of Cross Words!