NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!: Recent Episodes
Jim Pickard and Paul Maguire
The first of many funny podcasts about life and experiences that Paul and I would like to share with you. Hope you listen and enjoy. Living life and laughing is the best way to go. Of course, having a bunch of crazy experiences and stories doesn't hurt either! Hope you enjoy the wackiness and fun and can relate to our zany experiences with some of your own and laugh out loud! Enjoy and thanks for checking us out!
Do you like going to summer parties? Have you ever hit golf balls onto the roof of a house at a summer party? Have you ever run the Beer Mile at a summer party? Before you listen to our crazy summer party stories - mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, the Detroit Party, and laugh at our crazy summer party stories!
On todays podcast, we share our curious travel and TSA stories. Have you ever left your laptop at TSA? Have you ever tried to bring 6 bottles of liquor back in your cheked bagggage? After you successfully pass through TSA, go to the first bar you find and ask the bartender to mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, a 3-1-1 Liquid Limit and laugh at our funny travel and TSA stories!
We've returned from our sabbatical! Due to Jim's extended vacation schedule and Paul trying to renovate a condo and sell their house at that, we have returned! Today we share our lost weeks stories. Give us a listen and remember to not mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, the Lost Week (just mix up your favorite drink, not this one!)
Hi! Jim and Paul are currently on travel and doing some home improvement projects, so we are re-releasing some of our earlier podcasts. Maybe you've heard it before and remember it, maybe not or maybe you haven't heard this one at all! Either way, sit back and enjoy this one called The Battle of the Yard Tools, which is pretty appropriate for this time of year! And don't forget to have the Drink-Of-The-Week - The Hedge Trimmer. So sit back and relax and laugh, especially if your lawnmower is giving you fits!
Do you like swimming in pools? Have you ever crashed your bike into a pool? Did you and your friends have a strategy to get invited into the neighbor's pool? Do a cannon ball into the pool then climb out and mix up our refreshing Drink-Of-The-Week, the Pool Raft and laugh with us on our pool antics!
Have you ever flown in a hot air balloon with a rooster, sheep, and a duck? Remember when you were a kid jumping off the garage with a garbage bag or umbrella as a parachute? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Cloud Nine, and listen to our uplifting episode!
Do you have trouble sleeping? Have you ever gone to a sleep clinic to get diagnosed for your sleep problem? Have your taken sleep aids? Or read a book before bed? Listen to our podcast - Snooze Cruise - and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - the Snore Stopper and hope our podcast keeps you awake!
In Todays episode, we share our funny feathered friend stories - yes, bird stories! Ever have a rooster attack your lunch? Has a Robin ever dive bombed your daughter, forcing her to take cover? Have birds ever covered your car with bird poop? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, The Rooster Cogburn, and sip listening to our bird-brained stories!
Where would we be without our parents? We all have funny stories about our parents, grandparents and our friends parents. Would your mom ever find your stash of joints? When making out with your girlfriend, did your grandmother burst into the room, brandishing a frying pan? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Parent Trap and laugh at our stories about our parents.
Do you like going to restaurants? Have you ever experienced a calamari testicle? Or tentacle? Have you ever seen a wedding proposal go down badly? If you have, you are going to laugh like crazy at our restaurant podcast! But first, mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, " Can I Speak to the Manager?" and laugh at our zany stories!
How was your Christmas? Do you ever reflect on favorite Christmas gifts you recieved when you were a kid? Did you ever get a Thingmaker Creepy Crawly set? Or were you hoping Santa Claus would bring you a Barbie or GI Joe? Please mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Jack-In-The-Box and enjoy our favorite Christmas toy stories.
Do you like going to your high school class reunions? Isn't interesting how much people change? Have you ever been cornered by a classmate who wants to share his baseball card collection stories? How many of your male classmates are rockin' ponytails - at 67 years old? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - Old School - and laugh at our high school reunion observations!
Have you ever bought a purple car? As a teenager, have you ever borrowed your parents car and not told them the car was not working right when you got home? Do you remember the first new car you ever bought with your own money? To make sure your car is operating at top performance, mix up our Dirnk-Of-The-Week - The Carburetor - and laugh at our car stories!
Do you play golf? Do you enjoy playing golf? Have you ever had a hole in one? Have you ever had to confront possible cheating situations? Hole in to the Halfway shack and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - a Tee One Up - before you tee off!
Today we share our most recent live concert experiences! Would you go see Barry Manilow perform live? Of course you would! Do you find it difficult to understand Dave Matthew's Lyrics he sings at his concerts? Ever seen 83 year old guitar legend Robin Trower perform live? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, the High Hat, and laugh with us on our way to our next live concert!
Launch the fireworks and pop open the champagne, because today's episode is our 100th podcast. We've reached the century mark for NO WAY! Two Guys Stories Podcasts. With listners from 6 of 7 continents from around the globe, our mission is to entertain you with our podcast stories and format. Of course, that includes our creative Drink-Of-The-Week. Our DOW is called The 100 in celebration of our 100th podcast. Mix up "The 100" and tune us in! Thank you listeners for all your support of NO WAY! Two Guys Stories!
Feeling a little hot today? Do you have a heat dome circulating 90+ heat over your house? Do you remember life before air conditioning in homes and schools? Today, we share our hot weather stories, sure to cause you to laugh and raise your temperature. To help you cool down, mix up our refreshing Drink-Of-The-Week, The Heat Wave, and cool off while laughing at our summer heat stories!
Get your boarding pass out and fly with us and laugh at our airport stories. Ever had your plane return to your departing airport because of a drunk passenger? How those passengers who try to stuff thier gigantic carry on bag into a bin and it wont fit into the overhead comparment? Have you ever had your flight delayed because the pilot can't remember the password for the aircraft communication system. When the flight attendant asks you if you would like a drink, say YES and request a Boarding Zone - and tune into our airport podcast!!
Don't bug out, because our podcast today is about bothersome summer bugs. Have you ever gone hiking only to discover at trails end you are carrying 10 ticks? Have you ever had a praying mantis drive with you on the windshiled of your car for 2 hours and not fall off? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, The Barfly - and put on some bugspray beffore laughing at our Bug podcast stories!
Hop on board today as we take you cruising on our boating trips. Have you ever been stranded in a lake after your engine dies? Or have you ever been on a cruise ship where a fellow passenger died? Sail with us and laugh heartily at our boating stories. But before we leave the dock, we wil \l mix you up one of our most interesting Drink-Of-The-Week, The Life Raft!
Today's podcast we share our That's Not What I Expected Stories. Ever have to visit two websites and three stores to buy a bedroom tableside alarm clock? How many times have you bought items that turn out to be defective or have missing parts. If you play golf, has the starter ever warned you that the two guys that tee of behind you also have two escorts with them? Mix up our complex tasting Drink-Of-The-Week - This Is Not What I Wanted Smoked Old Fashioned Mocktail and laugh at our escapades!
Remember life before cell phones? Stopping at payphones to make a phone call…do you have enough quarters? Or did you use your AT&T calling card? Was the only phone you grew up with located in the kitchen with a 40-foot cord? There was no phone privacy back then. Who had a bag phone-the pre-curser to the cell phone? Did your boss used to contact you via the company pager device? Join us as we share our Life Before Cell Phones stories. Before you do, be sure to complete that last payphone call and mix up our curiously delicious Drink-OF-The-Week: The Autodial.
Have you ever had any strange or unusual things happen int he waiting room at a medical center or a car repair service or in an airline's sky club. Perhaps you had to listen to somebody's tale of woe. Or did you see somebody clipping their nails? Join us as we share our hilarious waiting room stories and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, Eavesdropper!
Do you enjoy going on vacation? Or have you experienced some vacation mishaps? Have you ever stopped for gas on vacation and after departing, discover your wallet is missing? Have you ever had to scour the bottom of a pool for contact lenses with a borrowed mask because your wife opened her eyes underwater? We're sure you will laugh at our vacation mishaps. And be sure to mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - Jim's Hula Special Mai Tai - to get you in vacation mode!
Loyal Listenters - we celbrate our 90th podcast and many thanks for your support! Today, we share our hilarious pub crawl stories. Ever do a pub crawl riding a tandem bike? Hav eyou ever been stranded on an island because you were having too much fun on a pub crawl? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, Three Wiseguys and a Wiseman and laugh at our pub crawl stories!
Are you a Do It Yourself person? If so, have you evercut off the tip of your finger twice doing DIY projects? While doing a DIY projects, hoow many trips do you end of making to the hardware store? Do you find that duct tape is one of your best DIY tools? Mix up our Drink-Of-The Week - The Fixer Upper and laugh with us at our DIY escapades.
Do you like shoveling snow? Do you own a snowblower or do you have a snow removal service? Do you wish your neighbor would shovel your sidewalk? Have you ever clogged your snowblower with a newapaper? How mad do you get when the city snowplow block up the end of your driveway with snow and ice? Join us as we share our snow removal stories. And when you are done snow shoveling, mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, A Flaming Snow Drift!
When is the last time you cleaned out all the junk in your house or basement? Ever see your garbage collection people inspect your junk before they throw it in the garbage truck? have you ever watched to see if your garbage people take all the junk you threw out that week? If you have a cleaning service at your house, do you clean before the cleaning service arrives? Mix up our Drink of The Week - The Household Cleaner - and enjoy our throwing out junk stories!
Today's podcast we share our college party stories with our special guests, John and Bryan. Bryan works for Buffalo Trace in sales and marketing and is an expert in bourbon tastings.
So today, you will here our hilarious college party stories. And as a bonus, Bryan conducts a bourbon tasting with us.
So settle in, pour your self at Buffalo Trace and enjoy our podcast!
Can you believe it is already Christmas Eve? Are you ready for unseen circumstances? Have you ever watched your Christmas tree slowly fall over and not done anything to stop it? Ha a chipmunk ever invited itself to your family Christmas party? How many times have you put up your Christmas lights only to find they don't work the next night? Celebrate our Christmas stories with our Yule concocted beverage, The Kris Kringle, a delicious beverage that has the color of the holiday!
Our podcast today Boom Boomer..Out Go The Lights, we explore the Baby Boomer experience along with our special millenial guests, Steph and Mary. Do your children get frustrated with your inability use your phone and computer? Do you send memes to more people than you should? Do you post too much information on Facebook?
If so you may be entitled to compenstation or a Baby Boomer! Mix up our Drink Of The Week, a Next Generation and laugh with us as we Boomers get schooled by our Millenial guests.
Remember the food you loved as a kid? Do you still eat that now? What foods do you eat now that you never ate as a kid? Explore this food mystery with us and partake in our delicious Drink-Of-The-Week, "You'll Drink It And Like It" while you ponder the mystery of foods now and then!
Imagine, if you will and enjoy our hypothetical situation podcast where stange and unusual things happen. While changing your car battery, did you end up welding a wrench to your watchband? Do you have friends, that like to test the limits of the car fuel tank to see how far they can travel on empty? These are just a sample of our hypothetical situation podcast. So mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, The Conundrum and ponder our hypothetical situations..
Did you ever enter into a subscription relationship with an 8-track, cassette tape, or record company? Remeber the excitement of getting 12 tapes or albums for a penny? But wait! Now the subscription kicks in and you are getting non-stop tapes and records you don't want! Mix up our Drinl-Of-The-Week, The Subscription and laugh with us on our subscription and rebate stories!
Have you ever gone camping with friends, only to be abandoned in the woods? What would you do to survive? Do you have the wilderness survival skills to live in the woods? Today, we share Bob's adventure of wilderness survival, after being abandonded in our Season 1 Espisode 2, The Great Outdoors! We seem to have left poor Bob out there somewhere when we were mixing the drink of the week, never to be heard from again until TODAY! Get your directions out of the woods with our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Compass! And marvel how Bob successfully survives his ordeal!
Today we share our crrazy trail running stories! Have you ever been tricked into running a team trail race and find yourself climbing up a muddy riverbank then running through a hot and humid cornfield? Ever run into a rattlesnake on a trail run? Mix up our earthy elixir, The Happy Hiker - and laugh at our crazy trail running antics!
Today, we talk experiences we would rather not talk about! Ever fail your driver's ed road test? How were your grades at college your freshman year? Ever hit your uncle with a golf cart? Mix up our delicious Drink Of The Week - Use the Fifth - and laugh at our stories. We really don't want to talk about this.....
Today is all about our fun food stories. From growing up around the family dinner table, to the strangest foods we have ever eaten. Ever eat scorpions? How about muskrat or frog legs? Remember eating frozen TV dinners? What was your favorite - the Salisbury Steak or Pork Loin? And after dinner, please mix up our delicious desert drink of the week - The Chocolate Eclair and laugh at our fun food stories!
Today we explore sifferent things to do durin the hot month of August. Ever start your neighbor's trees on fire? Or did you ever go river tubing with Godzilla? Ever been at a friends house and he starts chasing you around with a sword?
Laugh with us at our hot August stories and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - a Hot August Night and enjoy!
Today, we are excited to share our 75th podcast with you! Thank to all of our loyal listener's for supporting us. To date, we have listener's from all 5 continents except Antartica! Our 75th podcast is about vending machines.
Ever get a cold beer out of a Coke vending machine? Do you think there was a vending machine that dispensed holy water? Or that there is a live crab vending machine is China or Japan? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, A Cavalier and enjoy our vending machine show!
Please note that this and all future Podcasts will be available on Tuesdays at 6 am.
Today we share our summer vacation stories with a very refreshing drink of the week! Ever go on a vacation to a relative's house and they give you a 50lb bag of potatoes as a parting gift?On your on vacation did you ever open an umbrella in the car and thought you invented cheese bread? Mix up our Drink if the Week - A Lakeside Lounger and laugh at our summer vacation stories!
Ever try to teach your kids how to swim and you can't swim? When you were a kid, did you ever ride your bikes to local motels to go swimming in their pools? When you go on family vacations, don't you find that the kids favorit thing to do is to go swimming? Mix up our refreshing Drink Of The Week, The Swimming Hole and relax in a lounger by the pool to watch the kids swim!
Do you remember your first bike? Do you ever ride your bike into a pool when you were learning to ride? Did you learn to ride a bike with a training wheel on one side? Did you ever try to repair a flat tire on your bike? Laugh with us on our bike stories while you enjoy our Drink Of The Week - a Flat Tire!
Do you enjoy summer grilling? Have you ever set your house on fire while cooking on the outdoor grill? Do you use more lighter fluid than you should to start your outdoor grill? Have you cooked elk on your grill? Mix up our Drink of the Week - Charcoal Starter - to guarantee and excellent grilling experience!
Tonight we are talking trash. You know, garbage, refuse, recyclables. Do you remember burning your trash? Have you ever put old items like patio furniture for pick up only to discover trash pickers took them and left behind stuff they did not want? Put a fresh garbage bag in your trash receptacle and mix up our Drink Of The Week - The Trashcan. Sip it and you might learn who invented the plastic garbage bag!!
It's Spring - time to get out all your lawn and yard maintenance equipment. Do you like mowing your lawn? Do you have a gas powered lawn edger? Have you ever cut your lawn in barefeet? Join us as we plant more grass seed and pray to the lawn gods it sprouts. And while we're waiting for the seed to sprout - lets mix up the refreshing drink of the week - a Hedgetrimmer!
Do you have a nickname? Do you enjoy giving other people nicknames? Do many of your friends and family have nicknames? Tonight we have some fun with nicknames : including friends, family and college sports team names. Mix up our refreshing non-alcholic Drink Of The Week - The Nick-NA-me! Enjoy the podcast! After the podcast, give somebody a nickname, even if it your pet gerbil!
We're sure all of you have experienced many different types of neighbors. Our episode tonight is focussed on nutty neighbors. Ever have a neighbor wear a tu-tu and a kilt and play bongos at all hours of the night? How about those neighbors that take all day to mow their lawn? Ever have a neighbor rake the leaves off the house and trees in their yard? Mix up our Drink-of-the Week, "The Nutty Neighbor" and laugh with us on our Nutty Neighbor Podcast! You'll probably wan to put up a fence after listening!
Ever listen to songs and not totally understand what the lyrics say? Maybe you've listented to the Rolling Stone's song Beast of Burden only to hear "I'll never leave your pizza burning." Or perhaps the Eagle's Hotel Cailfornia when you hear " On a dark desert highway , cool whip in my hair". Laugh with us as we share our misheard lyric songs and sip on our drink of the week - The Twisted Lyric! So put on your albums, casettes, 8-tracks, cds and listen and give us a 5 star rating!
Get ready to go out with us as we share our bar stories. Ever taken you mom to dinner only to have somebody sitting near you ask if you two are on a date? Has a bartender ever said to you "I'll bet your were hot when you were thirty years old". Have you ever sat down at the bar and the bartender asks if you would like to sample some different gin samples for free? Pour our drink of the week - The Bar Crawler, and laugh with us as we complete our bar crawl!
Tonight, we share our techincal difficulty stories. Ever have parts left over after building your new furniture? Have you ever ants attack your gaming station? Did you know lint can block your phones charging port? And how many of you have experienced the "Blue Screen Of Death"? Pour yourself our drink of the week - A Blue Screen of Death Cocktail and laugh at our techincal difficulty stories.
Ever come back to your office after traveling for business to discover your desk is gone? Do you work in an office? Do you enjoy interacting with all the diffferent personalities in the office? Do you like going to training meetings and doing breakout sessions? Join us as we share our funny office stories. And of course please try our drink of the week - 9 to 5. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating when you've punched out for the day!
Do you enjoy winter driving? Tonight we share our wintery driving tales. Ever drive in icy conditions and watch drivers speeding by you and sliding into the ditch? Did you teach your kids how to do donuts in snowy parking lots and show them how to correctly steer and straighten out the car? Or ever hae a chipmunk chew through your windshield washer lines? Slide into our drink of the week - Windshield Wiper Fluid! And make sure your vehicle's windshield washer reservoir is filled! Dont forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've filler your tank with the drink of the week!
Do you enjoy vacuuming up the needles that drop off your Christmas Tree? Do you take down your Christmas decorations and throw them in a box, or do you have a planned, organized process to pack your decorations and lights? Today, we share our taking down Christmas tree and decoration stories. Laugh with us and sip on our beautiful green drink of the week - The Green Devil! Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've had a laugh and a drink or two!
Did your parents encourage your belief in Santa Claus? Did they stamp reindeer hooves in the snow? Did they smear soot foot prints where Santa could have come down the chimney? Our special guest, Jim's daughter Stephanie, shares her memories of Santa Claus and how her parents made Santa very believeable. Sip our Drink Of The Week - Kris Kringle - an original drink crafted by Stephanie. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of our podcast listeners!
Do you enjoy putting up your Christmas lights? How much time do you spend untangling your strings of lights? Ever put up your lights and plug them in and half of the string doesn't light up. Rock with us on our crazy Christmas lights stories and sip our drink-of-the week, a C-9! Don't forget to give us a great rating after un-tangling your lights!
Tonight we share our funny high school hi-jinks stories. Ever kidnap a Big Boy restaurant statue and put it on your high school roof? Ever have your friend pull a rope and have all the stage lights for high school commencement come crashing down behind the stage? Pop open our drink of the week, a cold Old Style or Hamms Beer, and laugh with us on our high school hi-jinks stories!
Hard to believe Thanksgiving Holiday is just a couple weeks away. Have you ever celebrated Thanksgiving dinner in a tent? Or did you ever have your family welcome in a stranger every year for a turkey dinner? Join us with our delicious Thanksgiving stories and make sure to mix up our drink of the week - the Turkey Suprise. Don't forget to give us turkey's a 5 star rating after you've enjoyed your meal and the podcast.
In tonight's episode, we share our spooky and haunting Devil's Night and Halloween stories. On Devil's Night, did you ring door bells and run, toss dummies in front of cars, or TP trees? While trick-or-treating, did you ever get a toothbrush? How happy were you when you got a full size candy bar?
You'll be hauntingly happy listening to our spooky stories while sipping on our Halloween drink - A Transylvaina Transfusion! Make sure to give us a 5 star rating after your transfusion!
Today, join us as we share our memorable birthday party stories. Ever been late to your own surprise birthday party? Did you ever host a surprose birthday party and it was not a surprise? Or did your wife ever invite motor city mama to your birthday party?
Plenty of funny birthday stories to laugh at while sipping our drink of the week, - the Birthday Candle!
Mske sure to give us a 5 star rating after you've tipped the birthday candle once or twice. Make sure to blow it out before the first sip!
Are you a runner? What is your favorite race distance? Do you run with toilet paper in your pocket? Join us as we share our funny running stories from high school to now. And after you finish your run, replenish your fluids with our drink of the week - Rum Runner Dunner! Don't forget to give us a five star rating after you cross the finish line!
Ever have a bad experience at a tailgate party? Did you ever have somebody break your car windows while attending a football game?
Laugh with us about our football and tailgating escapades. And our drink of the week - The Touchdown - will surely be a score for you!
Be sure to give us a five star rating after your touchdown cocktail. You can keep the 2 points!
Ever live in a motel while going to college? How much money did you or your parents spend moving you or your kids into college? Join us and laugh with us with our back to school stories..and of course, enjoy our stories with our drink of the week - The Teacher's Pet!
Make sure you give us a 5 star review when you're done lauging and enjoying your second Teacher's Pet!
Tonight we celebrate our 50th podcast - Fabulous Fifty - our golden jubilee podcast! We want to thank all of our loyal podcast listeners for supporting us. Our podcast audience is four continents, 27 countries, and 34 US states.
We also have some fun with 50th anniversary milestones such as the band AC-DC, the movie The Exorcist and McDonalds Quarter Pounder.
So settle in with our Drink of The Week - The Golden Jubilee and celebrate with us our 50th Podcast!
Tonight, we share our funny wedding stories. Ever have the person officiating your wedding pull out two weeks before your wedding date? Or did your friends steal the champagne from the bride and groom head table? Or how about grandma chugging down a half glass of Jameson as a family shot?
Laugh with us and enjoy our drink of the week - A Painkiller - a popular wedding drink - at least in our families!
Listen and enjoy and don't forget to give us a five star rating after you've had a few laughs and a couple of pain killers!
Remember all the fun stuff you did during summertime? Like going to concerts or camping?
Everr been in a water ballon fight? Or how about piercing your foot playing metal Jarts? Remember playing kick the can until dark?
Join us as we relive our summer daze starting with Summer Solstice..the day with the most daylight of the year!
Mix up our drink of the week - a Summer Solstice - to enjoy as you listen to our latest escapades.
Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after a couple of Summer Solstices. They'll make you laugh much harder!
While trees are beautiful, just like nature, they have unwanted side effects. Every spring, you attecked by fuzzies, seeds, helicopters, pollen, needles, bark and branches. It's all we can do to keep up with nature's attack. Join us as we share our tree droppings stories. Be sure to mix up our drink of the week - A Sticky Mess - and enjoy our 47th podcast. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've cleaned up your patio and sidewalk from the garbage from the sky!
Today's podcast features us along with our special guest, Kevin. Laugh with us as Kevin shares his stories about his first business venture - selling beer on a golf course when he was 11! And enjoy our refreshing drink of the week - A John Palmer! Make sure to give us a 5 star rating after you've consumed your John Palmer! Fore!
Tonight, we share our stories about nicknames! Did you have a nickname growing up? Or did you ever give anybody a nickname? Enjoy our 46th podcast with our drink of the week - A Drink With No Name! And again, please give us a 5 star rating after you've had some silly laughs about your friends and families nicknames!
Do you enjoy driving? Ever been in a car accident? Have you ever had your wheel fall off while driving your car? We have lots of fun driving stories to share with you. And, of course, we encourage you to laugh with us while sipping on our drink of the week - The Loose Lug Nut!
So tighten your lug nuts and enjoy and make sure you give us a 5 star rating after you've parked your vehicle!
Today, we share more of our funny concert experiences. Have you ever quit your job to see a concert? Did you know Billy Joel played at 133 concerts at Madison Square Garden? Or have your ever gone to a concert and it was so terrible that you left after a few songs? Enjoy our hiliarous concert stories with our special drink of the week - RockStar!
Make sure that your give us a 5 star rating after you've laughed and had a beverage or two remembering concerts that you've been to!
In tonight's episode, we share our circle of life beer stories. Maybe your first beer was a Black Label or a PBR or an Old Style or a Hamm's. Then High school and college brought new beer brands like Olympia and Michelob and Stroh's.
And today many of us enjoy craft beer and seltzers. But many of us have made the beer circle of life and enjoy Black Label or a PBR or an Old Style or a Hamm's.
Try our drink of the week - Original Shandy - and laugh at our circle of life beer stories. Make sure to give us a 5 star rating after you've had a few beers!
Ever wonder about some of the weird TV shows you may have watched in the 60's or 70's or even later in syndication?
Tonight, we explore these shows and share our funny insights as to how they were even on TV. Such as My Favorite Martian, Green Acres and Mr. Ed.
Join us with our drink of the week - My Favorite Martini - and laugh with us with our weird TV show stories for $100...Hahaha.
Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've stopped laughing and enjoyed the drink of the week!
Here it is! Happy St. Patrick's Day! The first live remote podcast for NO WAY! Two Guys Stories from the craziest party ever! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to wear THE green pants? Or how keeping them in the freezer keeps them clean? Or observe and participate in stupid human tricks? How about learning about the 4 levels of core? Join us on this podcast where we have live interviews which explain those subjects and more while sipping our drink of the week, the Mint Shamrock.
What's bugging you today? Spiders, ants, wasps? Join us as we bug you with our fun bug stories. Ever swallow a fly? Or have an ant invasion at your house? You'll enjoy our bug stories - especially with our drink of the week - Bug Juice! Laugh along and try not to get buzzed and make sure you give us a 5 star rating after you give us a listen.
Snow Way is our Season 3 Episode 3 where we share our snow stories. Ever been pulled on a tobaggan by a motorcycle? Or did you and your friends ever wear bathing suits and sit in lawn chairs during a snowstorm? Enjoy our drink of the week - The Snowball, made with a real snowball - and laugh at our snow stories. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating, after you've tried the snowball and laughed at our adventures!
Most likely your first encounter with a wild animal was a squirrel. Do you consider a squirrel a friend or a foe? Whether they are brown, gray or black, squirrels are a most curious critter. Ever fed a squirrel? Or have you ever had a squirrel knock on your patio door? Do you think squirrels are digging for Bitcoin?
Join us with our drink of the week - The Secret Squirrel - and enjoy our hilarious stories about squirrel incidents. Make sure you give us a good rating after you've had a laugh or two (and the cocktail!)
Welcome to NO WAY! Two Guy's Stories as we enter Season 3 - Episode 1. Today we share our Christmas white elephant exchange stories. We share our divergent views of White Elephant exchanges! Ever receive a can of Spotted Dick? Or how about religious candles? Laught with us as we share our crazy views of white elephant exchanges. And of course, enjoy our drink of the week, the White Elephant as you listen to this episode. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've opened your can of laughter from the white elephant!
Ho-ho-ho Merry Christmas! What kind of Christmas lights do you have at your house? LED, Old School Big Bulbs, blinking or non-blinking? Ever spent Christmas day in the hospital? Well, Jim has and please enjoy our Christmas Episode, while you sip on our drink of the week - The Poison Poinsettia. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've opened your gifts and had some Christmas cheer!
In our newest episode - Baby, You Can't Drive My Car - We share our crazy driving experiences. Ever have a praying mantis on your hood for a 2 hour drive? Or did you ever back up your rental car over the sharp spikes, flattening the tires? Or how about seeing how fast a grocery cart can go after launching from a car? Enjoy our drink of the week - One For The Ditch - as we share these and other really funny drving stories! Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you're done laughing!
Today, we share more funny Thanksgiving Day stories. Do you always have turkey as your main entree? Ever have a turkey not cook properly and have to move to plan B? What would you like to serve for Thanksgiving Dinner besides turkey? Join us as we tell tales of Thanksgiving's past and of course enjoy our stories along with our drink of the week, The Apple Pie A La Mode! Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating as well!
Are you a leaf raker - blower - or mulcher? Ever lose your class ring raking leaves and one year later, find it raking leaves? Or did you ever watch your dad do a controlled leaf burn? Join us as we share our leaf management stories. And we are sure you will love our drink of the week whe you are finished raking the leaves - The Burning Leaf Pile!
In today's podcast, we share our stories about the jobs we had. Ever been locked in a beer cooler while working in a drive through party store? Or did you ever clean bathroms in a college dormitory? Mayber your were a caddy carrying golf bags and helping to conduct business meetings? Laugh with us as we share our job stories and of course, the ever present drink of the week - End Of The Day!
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In today's episode, we share our doctor and emergency room visit stories. Does your doctor get stressed out about your blood pressure results? How many emergency room visits do you have? And, of course we also share our surgical experiences that many of you might have had. Get healthy with us and enjoy our drink of the week, The Transfusion!
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Did you ever want to be a pirate? Were there any female pirates? Why did pirates wear earings? Join us as we share our pirate insights and stories and, of course, enjoy our drink of the week and laugh with us as we talk like pirates! Dont forget to give our show a 5 star rating after you've had a good laugh!
Remember growing up listening to all the different rock and roll music radio stations? Listen to us as we share our stories about Rock stations WKNR, WABX, WRIF and of CKLW (The Motor City). And enjoy our podcast while sipping on our drink of the week the FM 109.4. Don't forget to give our show a 5 star rating as well! Rock and Roll! Baby!
Remember growing up listening to all the different rock and roll music radio stations? Listen to us as we share our stories about Rock stations WKNR, WABX, WRIF and of CKLW (The Motor City). And enjoy our podcast while sipping on our drink of the week the FM 109.4. Don't forget to give our show a 5 star rating as well! Rock and Roll! Baby!
What were your favorite TV Shows growing up? Do you remember getting up to change the TV channel? Or adjusting your TV antenna to get the best reception? Join us as we share our stories of our favorite old time TV shows and watching TV with no clicker, no cable, no streaming. And of course, mix up our old school drink of the week -Scotch and Soda and enjoy our podcast!
What's older - baseball or God? Join us as we explore this mystery and share our insights on baseball. Laugh with us as we remember our little league experiences as well as our memories of the Detroit Tigers and their World Champion teams from 1968 and 1984. And we believe you will love our drink of the week - "The Rumble on Trumbull" Dont forget to give our show a 5 star rating after you've had a good laugh! Hopefully from our show! :)
Do you like going to the dentist? In today's episode, we share our dentist experiences we think you would enjoy. Ever have seven cavities that needed to be filled at one appointment? Have you taken the 1-2-3 gum test? Laugh with us and enjoy our drink of the week - Painkiller - a special tribute to Jim's daughter, Stephanie.
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It's summer and it's time to play golf! Join us as we share our stories on the links. Ever swing your club and the club head flies off? Have you ever driven your golf cart into a pond? Enjoy these and other stories with our drink of the week - a John Daly!
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Tonights episode celebrates things you could do back in the 1960's, 70's and 80's that kids can't do now.
Like buying cigarettes for your friend's mom. Or you and your friend riding bikes 50 miles to go camping when your 16 with no parental supervision or contact. And enjoy the story about kids riding their bikes following the bug sprayer truck.
Try our drink of the week - a 7 and 7 - and laugh with us on our 23rd podcast. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating!
Are you a runner? If you are, you have probably run some races; 5K, 10K, Half-Marathon or a Marathon. We are both runners, and listen with us describing races we have run including the Martian Marathon, the Crim 10 Mile and the Dances with Dirt race! And of course enjoy our drink of the week - Beer while you listen and laugh with us! Please make sure to give us a 5 star rating!
Have you ever thought about all the different cars you had in your driveway and garage growing up?
New, used, classic or barely running, each car drives lots of memories.
Join us as we share our family car memories and experiences. And of course, enjoy our drink of the week while you listen and laugh to our family car stories.
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Enjoy our Mother's Day episode as we share our favorite stories about our Mothers.
They had us, raised us, nursed our wounds, counseled us and loved us.
Our Mom's had to deal with kids stuffing peanuts up their noses or launching rockets in the backyard and taking time to set up for the monthly bridge club party. Enjoy Mom's favorite drink, a Vodka Screwdriver.
Thank you Mom for all you have done. We love you!
Ever have Thanksgiving dinner in the garage? Or engage in an oil gun fight in the garage? Laugh with us as we share our crazy garage stories. And of course, enjoy our drink of the week - a Monkey Wrench as you listen to our garage episode. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating.
Ever been to a Detroit Tigers home opener baseball game? Beer, hot dogs, crazy crowds and sketchy weather are part of every home opener in Detroit. Join us as we share our home opener experiences and escapades and, of course, mix up a Golden Glove, our drink of the week. Make sure you give us a 5 star rating when you listen to our show.
In this episode, we celebrate the joys of having daughters. Enjoy some of our favorite daughter memories ranging from vacations to favorite toys to funny situations. Ever take your daughter to American Girl Doll store in Chicago? Or discover your daughter in a rowboat in a lake? Mix up our drink of the week and laugh with us on our joy of daughters episode. Make sure you give us a 5 star rating after listening!
Welcome to our St.Patrick's Day episode. The best thin about St. Patrick's Day is that everybody is Irish! Laugh with us as we share our St. Patrick's Day tales and shenanigans such as...what's the longest St. Patrick's Day party you've been to? Ever run any St. Patrick's Day races? How green do you get on St. Patrick's Day? We say Slainte or to your health in Celtic as you enjoy our drink of the week. Give us a 5 star rating after you enjoy our podcast!
In this episode this week called Welcome to Lent - The Catholic Way, we share our funny stories growing up Catholic - starting with Lent. Listen to our stories from Ash Wednesday to attending Mass, to understanding those crazy Catholic rituals. While you're listening, enjoy the drink of the week - Fallen Angel.
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Did you know that Canadian Porcupines kiss each other on the lips? Or that bringing your 8th grade grilfriend a heart shaped chocolate valentine to school would lead to a very embarassing situation? Enjoy our Valentine's stories along with our drink of the week - Scarlet Kiss. Please make sure to give us a 5 star rating when you listen to this hilarious episode!
Did you go to Catholic Schools? Well if you did, you'll enjoy our stories of Catholic Educational Life. Nuns, Brothers, Discipline, selling religious relics to your neighbors were all part of the fun. Enjoy our drink of the week - The Blessed Michael J McGivney and laugh with us on our Catholic Schools journey.
Bet you did not know January is National Hobby Month. Were you a stamp collector, or a model builder or a coin collector? What are the top 3 hobbies during the Coronavirus Pandemic? Laugh with Jim and Paul as we share our hobby stories ranging from coin collecting to chemistry sets to model building..If you enjoy this episode, give us a 5 star rating.
Jim and Paul wish you a Merry Christmas and welcome you to our Christmas Eve and Christmas Day bonus episode. Did you ever order a Santa Sleigh Driver's License? Did your family have a specific process for Christmas morning? Enjoy our drink of the week and laugh with us on our Christmas memories. Please don't forget to give us a 5 star rating!
Merry Christmas Everybody! Jim and Paul share our favorite holiday memories with this podcast. Whether its a mistaken Christmas tree which it ain't on a sweater, a Christmas tree falling on dear old dad or fun and frustration with the Christmas lights. These holiday experiences you are sure to enjoy. If you enjoyed our Christmas podcast, please give us a 5 Christmas Star rating!
Whether you've traveled to Ireland, Germany or Canada, you can relate to how much fun and challenging international travel can be! Ever have customs confiscate your duty free bottle of Scotch? Or have you played quiz night in Ireland? In today's episode, Jim and Paul share our international travel adventures and, of course, the drink of the week. Enjoy!
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Jim and I want to share with you our interesting and funny Thanksgiving memories and stories. Ever run a Turkey Trot race? Or have you had the neighborhood dog eat your Thanksgiving dessert? We hope you enjoy our stories and if you do please give us a 5 star rating! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Remember how much fun it was watching Bugs Bunny and Friends on Saturday morning cartoons? Remember all of Bugs' zany friends; Yosemite Sam, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius)? Laugh with us as we share some of our favorite Bugs Bunny and friends memories. Th-th-th-that's all folks!
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Ever go to a bar to trick or treat for Halloween? Well then, join Jim and Paul as we share our spooky and funny Halloween stories with you. Hope enjoy and have a few laughs, as well as give us a 5 Star rating! Thanks!
Were your college years some of the best years of your life? Join Jim and Paul as we look back at some of our most memorable college experiences, outside of really learning anything. Please join us for the drink of the week and re-live your college days with us. And if you enjoyed this episode, please give us a 5 star rating!
Join us as we share our fun times visiting Boston. Laugh with us from Boston bars and restaurants, touring the historical USS Constitution and Jim and Paul trying to get into Harvard Business School. Try our drink of the week - a refreshing beverage called Grog - and enjoy the podcast. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating. Thanks and enjoy!
Our NO WAY! Two Guys Stories podcast episode this week is dedicated to pets. From dogs to toads to gerbils. Jim and I hope you enjoy our pet tails. And, of course, join us with our drink of the week and laugh with us and our pet stories.
Join Jim and Paul as we share our experiences from the great outdoors. Enjoy stories ranging from campgrounds, pop-up trailers and park rangers to sleeping in plastic pup tents in the backyard. And, of course, sip our drink of the week and laugh with us in the Great Outdoors!
The first of many funny podcasts about life and experiences that Paul and I would like to share with you. Hope you listen and enjoy. Sharing our concert experiences ranging from fantastic shows to no-shows. From the classic rock bands to punk.