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Random Ship the podcast is your weekly voyage into all things random. We deep dive for the weirdest, wildest, and most random topics we can find. Once we start recording there's no telling where we'll end up. Four out of Five Sailors recommend it!
Every Wednesday we cover topics ranging from pop culture to sports, puppies to pickles and all things in between.
If you manage to make it to the end of every episode, you'll be rewarded with a carefully, curated, ship fact. Not only will you learn some new random info, but you'll be able to fit in better at your local marina...you're welcome.
Welcome aboard the Random Ship for this our 100th and Final voyage. This week we say our goodbyes and make fun of baseball one last time. Never throw your engagement ring. Why is there so much SPAM? How many contact lenses are too many?
Thank you all for a tremendous 100 episodes.
Climb aboard and join us on the penultimate Random Ship voyage. This week we learn the dangers of not enjoying KFC. We also learn why Montreal isn't in the USA and enjoy more poetry... The Ostrich's brain is how small? Why won't Austria pick a side? Why didn't they choose Pikachu first?
All this and more on the second to last Random Ship journey.
Hey There! Welcome to the Random Ship. This week we learn of a new airplane faux pas. We deliver the hottest takes we have and learn about Allan's hams... Why do people love the Maritimes? Someone has a new boyfriend? Jim Halpert sux?
All this and more on this week's journey.
Ahoy and welcome onboard the Random Ship for, yet another, random journey. This week we judge the Marvel/Baseball collaboration, we try to understand the need for chunky ranch, and we agree that Halloween seems to be for creepers... Can you sweat like a pig? A giraffe with what fetish? Butt bouncing extrordinaire!
All this and more aboard our 97th voyage.
Hey there, thanks for joining us for this week's journey. We find ourselves visiting our first adult-themed international chess tournament. We also learn about more signs of psychopaths and wonder what other uses for Graham Crackers there could be... Kids are meant to be seen and not heard? How many licks does it take to tootsie? We learn to sign while we bathe.
All this and more onboard our 96th voyage.
Climb aboard and join us on this week's voyage. We find ourselves tracking down clues to uncover the psychos living among us. We also learn about the power of the king of Sweden and learn about the Dragons of Porto... Do not lean your seat back! Learn proper definitions or Allan will be your enemy. I have to pay for a phone? How absurd!
All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.
Ahoy and welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's journey. We find ourselves travelling back to the fifties to learn how we shouldn't listen to our brains, how to not drink whiskey, and when Octoberfest actually is... Taylor Swift Class is in Session Don't be too picky or the chef will yell at you What does it mean to be natural?
All this and more on our 94th sailing.
Climb aboard and join us on our 93rd voyage. This week we find ourselves discussing the world's greatest Would-You-Rather's. We visit a town called Dull and we get so many goosebumps it's scary... Why is Ogilvie Maurice so quick? Do you want to lick a beer? Be quiet! I'm talking now!
All this and more on this week's journey.
Ahoy and welcome on board the Random Ship this week. We travel to Ohio to complain about Hall of Fames, we learn about the evils of whipped cream, and we discuss eating dinosaurs... Someone stole the Mona Lisa? Guess who cries the most? How bald was Charles?
All this and more on our 92nd voyage.
Ahoy and welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's episode. We find ourselves learning too much about the Poop Deck. We also have a warning for everyone dropping their phones, and learn the balanced breakfast that is needed to be a strong and successful Yeti... Is the language fake or is it the love? That was some expensive ice! Poof goes the persperation.
All this and more on our 91st journey.
Hey There! Welcome onboard the Random Ship for this journey. This week we learn that weird Kit Kats aren't all bad. We find a killer recipe for salted owl, and we find humour in mourning... What is the best month? How can you heal gout? Get away you Dirty Old Man!
All this and more on our 90th voyage.
Ahoy and welcome on board the Random Ship for this week's journey. We find ourselves on a high after watching Top Gun...oh and Brother Three's wedding. We make our way over to England and have a heated debate over town names, we learn how not to read the signs, and learn about the deadliest animals on the planet... Why do countries hate purple? Are you worthy of Instagram? Does she love you?
All this and more on our 89th voyage.
Climb aboard and join us on the Random Ship for this week's voyage. We find ourselves making cinnamon buns, we learn up our inner wheat power, and have our first celebrity guest... Why must I look so old? Is that a hat or a razer? Who knew suffrage was a good thing?
All this and more on our 88th journey.
Ahoy and thank you for sailing with us aboard the Random Ship. This week we explore the new world with ol' Chris Columbus. We learn how not to paint a road and fall into yet another dangerous hole in search of a phone... Only bad boys wear black sox Mystery onions are everywhere Santa Claus spend how much time in Indiana?
All this and more on our 87th voyage.
Climb aboard and join us on this week's episode. We find ourselves in Oklahoma dodging the terrifying Sasquatch. We also develop beef with R2D2's Cousin and learn about the dangers of red hair... Do you deserve free movies? Why is our mom great? Is a lifetime guarantee really a lifetime?
All this and more on the 86th Random Ship journey.
Ahoy and welcome on board the Random Ship for this week's voyage. We find ourselves learning how to be a good 50's housewife. We also give some love to nerd culture, and find out how amazing plastic is... What do you do with a prissy penguin? What kind of music does cheese like the best? Do you trust your wife?
All this and more on our 85th journey.
What a trip it was aboard the Random Ship this week. We learn that Giant Tiger shouldn't be your first choice in cologne suppliers. We travel to the jellybean capital of the world and spend way too much money, and we learn some weird fruit facts... Just because you can't walk straight doesn't mean you're drunk. Can a fake relationship be better than a real one? Guess what instrument Allan can't play.
All this and more on our 84th journey.
Ahoy and welcome on board the Random Ship for this week's journey. On this episode we meet a man who knows a thing or two about cheese, we learn about the Beatle Boys and how they came to be, and our bodies betray us... What's so great about kissing? Did Allan go for another hike? Where is Guam?
All this and more on our 83rd Random Ship voyage.
Climb aboard the Random Ship and join us for this week's episode. We find ourselves going to a galaxy far, far, away to talk about ship horns and storm troopers. We also learn the power of Captain Video and his Video Rangers, and make a mess with lipstick... How much dirt is too much dirt to eat? Is a strong woman a bad thing? How successful is too successful for marriage?
All this and more on this week's 82nd Random Ship voyage.
Climb aboard and join us on this week's Random Ship Trip. This week we travel out of this world and get a visit from Aliens. We also go dancing in the rain and pull the biggest ship we could find... Laura Secord didn't make chocolate? Beware of the Orangutan How does a river catch fire?
All this and more on the 81st Random Ship journey.
Ahoy and thank you for joining us on our 80th Random Ship journey. This week we find ourselves at Buckingham Palace not eating garlic with the Queen. We also come clean with our celebrity crushes and tell a first kiss story... Can you make a metal snowman? Would you eat your sibling if it gave you extra strength? When is it appropriate to wear tearaway pants?
All this and more on this week's Random Ship voyage.
Oh hey there! Thanks for joining us aboard our 80th Random Ship voyage. This week we learn the importance of sprinkling sugar on your dresses, install some air conditioning, and cry way too much... What are Baby Pants? Cinderella had a smog problem? Banksy deals with public infrastructure.
All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.
Climb aboard and join us on the Random Ship this week. On the voyage we find ourselves learning way too much about the Commonwealth of Kentucky, we get to know a Scotch-making monk and we finally find a ship-based poet... How many names is too many names? What are the acceptable qualities of a medieval mistress? Do you want to shoot the basket with me?
Climb aboard and join us on the Random Ship this week. We return from our travels with tales of shame. We challenge the family in an epic quiz and we learn the pain of a lonely mouth... How are your nipples? Where did J-Lo get that dress? What is a ship?
All this and more on the 77th Random Ship voyage!
Ahoy and welcome aboard the Random Ship. On this week's journey we travel back to the 1950's and end up terrified of the Campbell's Soup Man. We also discuss the worst mascots in hockey, and take a weight lifting class in a wave pool... Can you ever have too much blue? Are raisins good on Kit-Kats? Being regular is the only way to fit in.
All this and more on the 76th Random Ship Voyage!
Hey there, welcome onboard the Random Ship. This week we travel to Mordor for a case of the #MordorMondays. We also end up knee deep in an outhouse and learn what is and isn't appropriate when hosting your in-laws... Spain and Portugal get half the world each? Are Japanese Kit-Kats actually better? May the Forth be with you.
All this and more on the 75th Random Ship journey.
Ahoy and Welcome aboard the Random Ship for our 74th Voyage. This week we travel back in time to WWII and learn about Princess Elizabeth the Mechanic. We learn about the negative effects of Condoms as gifts and make our way to THE CLEARING... Do Googly Eyes make everything better? Help I'm trapped in Central Park! How to not hurt babies or old people.
All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.
Ahoy and Welcome On Board the Random Ship for our 73rd Voyage. This week, in honour of the NBA Playoffs, we rank the best mascots in the association. We travel to BC to meet a criminal bear, and learn of new mustache laws... Am I too old for Skinny Jeans? How much glue should you use on your hands? What can't you lease?
All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.
Hey there! Thanks for joining us on this week's Random Ship voyage. On this episode, we catch Mr. Clean in the act of ruining yet another marriage, we learn a hard, but necessary, lesson in love, and we find the tallest Danish man around... Did Dinosaurs eat rocks? Would you visit the Skeleton Coast? Is it Engagement season or Break-up Season?
All this and more on Random Ship's 72nd journey.
Ahoy and welcome on board the Random Ship. This week we take a tour of the North Pole...or do we? We learn all about Captain Tom and why you should name your dog after him, and has Pepsi gone too far... Jack and Jill gave birth on a hill? Sir, I'll buy your land Aaron Burr. When should you Celebrate the beauty of beer?
All this and more on the 71st Random Ship journey.
Welcome onboard the Random Ship for this week's journey. We find ourselves at a Punk Rock Bakery seeing all kinds of crazy cookies. We learn why never to invent anything on company time, and we drive a Mercedes with a joystick... How many babies is too many babies? The CIA has a secret caffeine addiction? Have you been punked by a pig?
All this and more on our 70th voyage.
Climb aboard and join us for another voyage on the Random Ship. This week we rank our favorite Pixar movies, we learn about the health benefits of pancakes stuffed with apples and covered in Log Cabin Syrup, and have a haunted lesson in love... What is Maple-Blended? Why does Toy Story 4 exist? What a mouthful!
All this and more on our 69th journey.
Climb on board the Random Ship for this week's voyage. We find ourselves learning about Lebron James' love of oranges, learn that taking creepy photos of coworkers is never good, and Allan rates more poetry... Mississippi did what? Lithuania can thank a few criminals for their love of books. How much FART can fit on one license plate?
All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey. www.instagram.com/RandomShipThePodcast
Climb aboard and join the Random Ship for our 67th journey. This week we travel to Brazil and learn the secrets of Carnival, get kicked out of a theatre in England for loving Meatloaf too much, and find out what "Florida Man" can get into this week... Are thumbs a resource? Why did the Beatles love Apples so much? What's inside your tickle trunk?
All this and more on this week's voyage. Instagram.com/RandomShipThePodcast
Ahoy! Welcome on board the Random Ship for our 66th Voyage. This week's journey sees us review the best...and worst winter Olympic events, we make our way to a town in Chile where it never rains, and we learn about the sad life of the pineapple plant... How fast is a jiffy? The Goodyear Blimp is officially a bird? Where are all the Giant Tortoises?
All this and more on this week of Random Ship the Podcast. www.instagram.com/RandomShipThePodcast
Climb aboard as we set sail on this week's Random Ship voyage. This week we travel back in time to the 1950's a learn about soap that only works on beautiful people. We brace ourselves for a tidal wave of boredom at the theatre with a Coca-Cola, and enjoy another Lessons in Love... Can a forklift remove a car from a house after it was hit by a train? Can you ever have too much jewelry? Did we finish the Beer Fest?
All this and more on our 65th journey. instagram.com/randomshipthepodcast
Welcome, welcome, welcome onboard the Random Ship for this our 64th voyage. On this week's episode we learn all about the strangest coolest flowers on the planet, we travel to North Korea to get an extra helping of candy, and we travel to Iceland to watch some football... Who made the first 9-1-1 call? How did we get catfished over a football jersey? February 16? The day of map-makers?
All this and more on this week's Random Ship episode. instagram.com/randomshipthepodcast
This week on board the Random Ship we learn the serious injuries that cannot result from binge-watching Ozark. We also uncover the ins and outs of World Championship level wife-carrying and find out about medaling in metalwork. How should Allan pose on his Billboard? How much beer can you fit in a rucksack? Should we invest in Lizard umbrellas?
All this and more on our 63rd Random Ship journey. www.instagram.com/RandomShipThePodcast
Climb aboard and join us for the Random Ship's 62nd voyage. On this week's trip we enter the arena for another installment of Call-in Countdown, we learn the dark side of Pokemon Go, and we travel to St. Louis to learn about the history of Cotton Candy. Which meat is the best face meat? What do you do with a full-sized surfboard gift? How many pubs are too many pubs?
All this and more on this week's journey. www.instagram.com/randomshipthepodcast
Climb aboard and join us on the week's Random Ship Voyage. On this sailing, we learn some lessons in love from the captain, discover the worst job for snowflakes, and do a deep dive into Snoop Dogg's newest gastronomic adventure... Why does defense make you cry? What is a human bell? How long is too long for a blind date?
All this and more on our 61st Random Ship journey. www.instagram.com/RandomShipThePodcast
Ahoy and welcome on board the Random Ship for this week's voyage. On this episode we do our dive to the deepest waters to learn about Tokyo Rose. We find ourselves relaxing on beaches across the globe, and we go on our first Blind Date. Leonardo DiCaprio built a giant wooden plane? Was Edgar Allan Poe actually Dr. Seuss? How much do I Love Lucy?
All this and more on the 60th Random Ship journey!
On this week's 59th Random Ship voyage, we sail on' down to Florida and learn how good they've got it. We also find a toothbrush that cleans your teeth and your pet's and we finally succeed in a live taste test... Is raining frogs a plague or a phenomenon? How beautiful can one camel get? Why do sheep care so much about getting vaccinated?
All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey. www.Instagram.com/RandomShipThePodcast
Ahoy and welcome on board the Random Ship for our 58th voyage. On this week's episode we travel to Spain to learn about the art of ham sniffing. We also, learn about new tongue based technology in Japan and at home in North America. Can Google now give Backrubs? Where can you find a slice of Hawaii in Canada? Why is a work day so long on Venus?
All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.
Climb aboard and enjoy our New Years Spectacular cruise on the Random Ship. This week's voyage sees us give each other New Year's resolutions, Travel to the Roman Coliseum to witness the gladiators and wager on the outcome with brand new Travellers' Cheques... Is five feet above the water safe in an airplane? Allan's Irish Poetry Review We get lost on the world's remotest island.
All this and more on our 2021 close-out Random Ship journey. www.instagram.com/randomshipthepodcast
Happy Holidays and welcome aboard the Random Ship for this special Christmas voyage. On this week's episode, we count down the great Holiday Movies, learn that big hands are good for one thing...big trains, and find out the secret to Santa's shopping... When did M&M's become romantic? Was Johnny Cash a train enthusiast? When did Toilet Paper become so musical?
All this and more on our 56th Random Ship journey. www.instagram.com/randomshipthepodcast
Ahoy and welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's voyage. On this episode, we learn that Emperor Nero was kind of a jerk, find out the many nicknames of Shaquille O'Neal, and discovery the importance (or lack thereof) of standardized tests. Cinnamon Buns, a Swedish delicacy? How much does it cost to lean? The power of a horse's ear.
All this and more on our 55th journey.
Ahoy there, climb aboard the Random Ship for this week's voyage. We end up in Vermont naming snow plows. We also rank Hollywood's most impressive Pups and find out what a 4-year-old thinks of Justin Bieber's Donuts. Is Air Bud the greatest athlete of all time? Is a pub the best place to be snowed in? Why are smoke detectors so annoying?
All this and more on our 54th Random Ship journey. instagram.com/randomshipthepodcast randomshipthepodcast@gmail.com
What do we cover this week on board the Random Ship? Where do I even start? We set sail to Japan and learn about many, many, many unnecessary vending machines, oh and canned milk bread...whatever that is. We also discuss awkward eye contact with Neighbors and how The Windy City is full of a bunch of blow-hards... What happens when All-you-can-eat goes wrong? Does Holt look like Rami Malek? What do Frank Sinatra and Jerry Seinfeld have in common?
All this and more on the 53rd Random Ship voyage.
Ahoy, and welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's voyage. This week we have a Random Ship first...a real guest on our new segment Call-in Countdown! We also learn that the 80's was the decade of the jingles and that Pringles causes severe fevers from it's flavour alone... Donald Duck joined the Avengers? The mysterious circumstances surrounding the Kadabra Family. What to do with the entirely too famous Canadian Horse.
All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.
Welcome on board the Random Ship for this week's voyage. On this episode we learn about a Moose that terrorized Saskatchewan, the miracle births of two condors, and the massive bird of the year controversy... Is 2-Ply toilet paper mankind's worst invention? Richgard the Fat. Worst name ever? Denver? Overrated or Underrated?
All this and more on our 51st Random Ship journey. www.instagram.com/randomshipthepodcast randomshipthepodcast@gmail.com
Oh Hey, welcome to the Random Ship. We are taking the week off, but we didn't wanna leave your ears lonely. Enjoy this compilation of every one of Allan's Ship Facts from our First Year of cruising aboard the Random Ship. See you next week!
Welcome on board the Random Ship for this week's voyage. We celebrated our 50th episode and one year pod-iversary in the most random ways possible. We learn which phrases literally annoy us to death, we feel meta about lasting a year, and we couldn't care less about it. Did you know Polar Bears are Clear not White? The Great Wall is kind of edible? Canada has an boat-load of lakes!
All this and more on our Pod-iversary Spectacular.
Hey there, welcome aboard the Random Ship for this our 49th voyage. On this week's Halloween spectacular, we answer the age old question, can Bernie Sanders get any sexier? We also learn the difference between elbows and nipples, and confess our deepest fears. What are the hottest costumes of 2021? Which tree deserves a spot in the hall of fame? Why are frogs the worst?
All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.
Welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's voyage. It took 48 episodes but Holt finally started a beef with WWE Superstar John Cena. We also learn when not to squeeze the Charmin and the secret ingredients to the infamous Big Mac... How many nuts fit in a gallon? Why does the phrase "Mountain-Grown" seem so suspicious? Does John Cena owe us money?
All this and more on another fantastic Random Ship journey!
Ahoy and welcome to the Random Ship for this week's voyage. This week we retroactively review some wretched Kit-Kats, learn all that happened on October 13th, and Find out which flag is the best, non-Canadian, flag in the world... Did the Miracle of the Sun cause permanent damage? Is Greenland really the love child of Japan and Canada? How long have you had your cell number?
All this and more on board the Random Ship's 47th journey.
Climb aboard the Random Ship and join us for our 46th voyage. On this week's journey we find ourselves at an Art Gallery in Denmark, eating Cheese Curds in Wisconsin, and we deal with an extreme case of pentheraphobia... How much chocolate is too much chocolate? Why does that bird sound like a chainsaw? Is the Oreo the world's most valuable cookie?
All this an more on this week's cruise on the Random Ship!
We're glad you made it to the dock in time to join the 45th Voyage of the Random Ship. This week we dissect Julius Pringle's terrible makeover, we learn when and when not to call 9-1-1, and we discuss the best strategies for staying face-to-face. Are you feeling Sara-licious? Could you defeat a kangaroo in a fight with only a bike? Is there anything better than freezer soda?
All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.
Oh hey there. Thanks for stopping by and joining us for the 44th voyage of the Random Ship. This week we celebrate Norm Macdonald, learn how to potty train livestock, and we fall in love with our favorite things about Autumn. Should it be illegal to tell jokes to children? Can you resist stepping on a crunchy leaf? What is the best Lonely Island track?
All this and more onboard the Random Ship on this week's journey!
Climb aboard and join us for this week's journey on the Random Ship. This week we find ourselves ranking something healthy for once when we rank the single greatest vegetables known to humans. We also learn about the deepest fear of Alfred Hitchcock and debate which calendar is better, Gregorian or Julian... The Queen really hates sun in her eyes? Why do Sumos make babies cry? Why was life insurance not one giant leap for mankind?
All this and more on the 43rd voyage of the Random Ship!
On this week's Random Ship journey we find ourselves getting a little too close for comfort with Michael Jordan's under garments. We also learn why you shouldn't swallow your cell phone and we take a trip back in time to learn interesting facts about this day in history... Men love Motorcycles more than women? What makes someone a beautiful bathing girl? What is worth chanting?
All this and more on Random Ship's 42nd Voyage!
Ahoy and Welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's voyage. This week we find ourselves digging for gold in broken relationships, mourning not one but two balloons, and learning what makes the oval the most magical of all shapes... How many cows can fit in an Oldsmobile? How many hot dogs are too many hot dogs? What does it feel like to be smacked with sugar?
All this and more on the 41st journey of the Random Ship!
Climb aboard and enjoy the festivities on this our 40th journey. On the Random Ship this week we get a little too excited for the Paw Patrol Movie, we learn about our relatives, the mushrooms, and we find out why a movie theatre hot dog just doesn't cut the mustard. Are your shoulders so sexy they should be illegal? Can a horse tell if you're dead? Why are multiple unicorns such a blessing?
All this and more on the 40th Random Ship voyage.
Welcome onboard the Random Ship for this week's voyage. Our 39th journey sees us navigating the water to India for the discovery of helium, England for a piece of 30-year-old cake, and Iceland for a glacial funeral... How much money has your handwriting cost you? Is it flying if you're only 1 meter off the ground? Great Meteor or Alien Abduction?
All this and more on the Random Ship this week!
Climb aboard our majestic vessel and join us for yet another Random Ship voyage. This week marks our 38th journey and we celebrate by heading out to the beach for some sun, sand, and volleyball. We also discussion food themed hotels, terrible macaroni and more. How much KFC is too much KFC? Why destroy your ex's house in pants when you could wear a cute sundress? What new car feature is a must-have in 2021?
All this and more onboard the Random Ship this week!
Ahoy! Climb aboard and join us on the Random Ship this week for our 37th Journey. On this week's voyage we learn about everything from outhouses to toilets made of gold, the Flintstones to Andy Griffith, and dog parks to creepers. Did Fred Flintstone smoke a pack a day? How creepy is too creepy? What's so special about Grape Nuts?
All this and more on this week's 37th Random Ship trip!
Climb up on board the Random Ship for another weekly voyage. This week our 36th journey takes us to Tokyo where we dissect all things Olympics...and a little Fast and the Furious. What are the absolute worst Olympic Sports! Why is Vin Diesel smarter than NASA? And Allan's hatred of all things Horse... Why swimmers have an unfair advantage Could you run a Marathon without training? Why Rat Poison is better than Water.
All this and more on our journey this week!
Ahoy and welcome onboard the Random Ship for our 35th voyage. This week we learn a little too much about old-timey tickling, we learn about the deathtrap that is the beach, and we learn not to take candy from strangers unless they are wearing white gloves and yellow overalls. Is your house so dirty a robber would clean it before leaving? How much wheat taste is too much wheat taste? What would you do with 160 bowling balls?
All this and more on another choppy water journey on the Random Ship!
Welcome, welcome, welcome onboard the Random Ship for another weekly voyage. This week we circumnavigate the globe and find ourselves in North Korea, China, Amsterdam, and Hamburg, Germany hanging out with John, Paul, and the crew. We also learn that dogs are expert Cancer detectives, and we can't get a break on this week's Random Rank. City Poet is a job and you didn't even know it! Some Bananas have gone extinct! Which company has the best slogan?
All this and more on our 34th journey on the Random Ship!
Welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's voyage. This week we taste some freedom for the first time post-pandemic, we discuss poetry like the sophisticated canucks we are, and we talk about the positives and negatives of Subway. Is half a tree worth half as much? Are Sea Shanty's any good? Would we defeat a lobster in a head to head battle?
All this and more on our 33rd journey of the Random Ship!
Climb on board the ship and join us on this celebratory edition of Random Ship. On this week's journey, our 32nd, we shine a light on the little country we call home and spend our Father's Birthday counting down the greatest Dads (or Uncles) in television history. Does the War make the Whiskey or the Whiskey make the War? Why does Allan have such terrible tastes in TV? Working for Black Beard did not come with a good health plan.
All this and more on this week's Random Ship Voyage
Welcome back onboard the Random Ship for this week's episode. This week we find out once a for all why Dolphins are so chill, we learn how unsafe it is to be half safe, and we learn about the comedic stylings of a four year old... How often do you find yourself stuck in a fan? Would you make a good meal for a whale? Are you excited to hug again?
All this and more on the 31st journey of the Random Ship.
Climb aboard the Random Ship and join us for our 30th Voyage. This week we talk all things Cheese...well what little we know about cheese. We also venture into the world of strange laws and eating too many Cinnamon Buns... Why do Gerbils come in pairs? Who's your other daddy? Is Havarti to fancy for you?
All this and more on this week's journey on the Random Ship!
Climb aboard the Random Ship and join us for this, our 29th voyage. On this week's episode with discuss a crazy mother's crazy rules for her son's dating life, we learn how Mr. Clean can be used to intimidate dirt, and that standing in a toilet is not an effective way to avoid your allergies... Is too much cheese criminal? Are you a pepper? The doctor wants to know. Why is the census so long?
All this and more on the Random Ship this week!
Climb aboard the vessel for this week's voyage on the Random Ship. We discuss Canada's gifts to the world, crazy border guards, and who makes the official list of cuteness. Who do you heart? How did Napoleon become king of Italy? Eye for an eye? What about leg for a leg?
All this and more on episode 28 of the Random Ship!
Welcome aboard the Random Ship on this our 27th excursion. This week we find ourselves travelling the world and through space as we uncover the top World Wonders! We also discuss statues (lots of statues), Ninjas, and Tigers... Did you know you can visit Hawaii 2? Would a video game that smelled like rubber make you want to burn it? How big a statue is too big?
All this and more on board the Random Ship this week.
Welcome on board the Random Ship for our 26th journey. This week we deep dive our personal pokedecks to determine the great Pokemon ever! We also learn why Tim Horton's is so different in the USA and we get interviewed for Reality TV! Can you tell a croissant from a poutine donut? What happens when you mix dragon with an apple pie? Is Sabrina the Teenage Witch going to jail?
All this and more on this week's voyage.
Join us this weeks as we board the Random Ship for our 25th episode. We uncover some "Really Weird, Really Old Commercials", we say goodbye to Yahoo Answers, and try to avoid flying turtles. Did you know Coke is a healthy drink? How good at Trash Talking is a 4-year-old? I wonder where the yellow went.
All this and more on episode 25 of the Random Ship!
Welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's cruise through the waters of the weird. On this week's episode we find out a lot of wars were happening throughout history of April 28th, we learn that 4-year-old's make terrible Hide & Seek participants, and we decide one and for all which footwear reigns supreme. Can fast food be too fast? Do you like your flip flops to slide or thong? We find the World's Greatest Baseball Team name.
All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.
Climb aboard and join us for this week's journey of the Random Ship. This week we discuss close vs. close, fake student loans, and debate whether or not dancing with bags of fat is ethical or just gross. Did we find the world's worst Mother-in-Law? Who would win in a fight between your friends? Can something be scary a delicious and terrifying?
All this and more on the 23rd voyage of the Random Ship.
Climb aboard the Random Ship for another fantastic episode. This week we learn about the magical sea slug, ask the questions "how many twins is too many twins?", and officially coronate Cinnamon Toast Crunch as the most snackable cereal on earth. If you're the Red Sox why are your socks yellow? Why are bears so bad at math? How bouncy is your pickle?
Join us this week for another magical voyage on board the internet's favourite Random Ship.
Climb aboard the Random Ship for this week's voyage into the world of random. Is a Mafia themed Italian cooking show a good idea? What would you do with 90,000 oil soaked pennies? Are old Kung Fu movies even watchable? Can Christmas come too often? Is Ludwig even a real name? How long would it take to notice 15,000 bees?
All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.
Climb on board the Random Ship for this week's voyage. We discuss current ship events for the first time ever, we rank the best fish in the world, and we find out who has sexy calves... Is there such thing as too much Marshmallow? When did Stargazing become deadly? Would you live in a place full of secret passages?
All this and more on the week's cruise around the river of the random.
Climb aboard the Random Ship and join us on this week's journey. This we week we discuss human furniture, edible art, people named Salmon, and so much more... Would you steal a playground slide? How much would you pay to change your name? Would baseball be better with more bases?
So grab a life preserver and your sailor's cap and sit back and enjoy the journey, this week on the Random Ship.
This week on the Random Ship we cruise to the beautiful Emerald Isle and celebrate St. Patrick's Day. A harp is to Ireland as Bag Pipes are to Scotland. What happened to classic game shows? Who is the best Patrick? What is the Language of Ireland? A Spongebob Spin-off talk show? Why is Canada's National Symbol have nothing to do with Canada?
All this and more on this special St. Patrick's Day cruise aboard the Random Ship!
On this week's journey into the unknown waters of the random, we find out if we're Pretty Little Liars, we learn about the power of a good list and a bad poem, and we have a run-in with the fashion police at Snoop Dogg's crib. Does it count as a Peanut Butter cup if the chocolate is gone? What exactly is a Book Jobber? How much cockroach is too much cockroach?
All this and more on this week's cruise on board the Random Ship.
On this week's journey into the depths of the obscure, we rank our top movie franchises of all time, we have a beef with Amazon Prime, and we hear too many impressions by Holt. Jack Sparrow vs. Domenic Toretto Did you know the Star Spangled Banner is 4x longer than you think it is? Can you be satisfied by a Calculator?
All this and more on this week's Voyage on the Random Ship.
On this week's voyage aboard the random ship we find ourselves in Newfoundland, Broadway, Scotland. How cute is a Puffling? Can a pig beat you in pong? Is 7 KMs too long for a wedding veil?
All this and more, including how Holt embarrassed himself, this week on board the Random Ship!
On this week's voyage into the absurd, we climb aboard the Random Ship and make our way to Fancy Restaurants, Times Square, and we talk about anti-virus software...how exciting? Would you buy Fast Food from Mad Men? Would you buy chips with Drake's face on the bag? Is $30 too much to pay for a single beer?
All this and more on this week's cruise into random waters.
Join us this week on unlucky voyage #13 aboard Random Ship. This week we find ourselves in Austria, Antarctica, and test Allan's reading ability. What's better a $600 Chameleon or a free dog? How is K-Pop like our National Anthem? How many Cacti could you fit in your pants?
All this and more on this week's freezing cruise on the Random Ship.
On this week's cruise through the random waters we discuss ancient Egyptian dentistry practices, 18th Century Tomato poisoning, and wonder why does a Sushi Kit Kat exist? Queen Elizabeth owns bird poop? Reese cups vs. Twix Sticks Do chickens get offended when you can someone a chicken?
All this and more on episode 12 of Random Ship.
On this week's voyage we find ourselves in England, Kelowna, and the deepest depths of the ocean. We discuss punching octopuses, drug filled fruit, and changing your name. What is Canada's State Tree? Are Canadians even Real? Do Bananas make good hiding spots?
On this week's cruise around the open seas aboard the Random Ship we discuss a mail order poop service, when to cut the cord with an ex, breaking curfew, and so much more... Which bird is the greatest of all? What qualifies as an ingredient in Special K bars? Should you get a leash for your spouse?
On this week's voyage aboard the Random Ship, we decide once and for all who is the best Friend. Is it Ross? Rachel? Monica? Joey? Also how many times is too many times to be struck by lightning and so much more: It isn't that hard to get into the baseball hall of fame Does Bruno Mars think all Dragons have jobs? How big is a whale's heart?
This week on Random Ship we tackle the pressing question of which brothers are the best. We also learn about the art of squirrel cage matches and so much more. Can Bridezilla ruin her own wedding? Is January a good baby name? Is six years too long to be engaged?
This week on the Random Ship, we voyage out to the Highlands of Scotland, critique John Legend, and give each other New Years' Resolutions. Who is Murray the Driver? How many words is too many words? Does Holt have a problem?
On our special Christmas week episode of Random Ship we find ourselves dealing with mobs of Figgy Pudding lovers, meeting confusing cheetahs, and being concerned for the youth of today. Is Breakdancing a sport? Why is Mistletoe so Creepy? Do you respond to texts right away?
This week we cover a lot of news. From Raunchy Bruce Springsteen, to Bananas, and Christmas Specials. Would you pay to smell Drake? Is a Supernatural Christmas really that Super? Would you buy chicken from Mario Lopez?
This week's voyage takes us all around the world and possibly to outer space. Are we already tired of monoliths? Why are they throwing children in France? All I want for Christmas is a Cactus
All this and more on this week's journey.
This week we tackle celebrity best friends. Who would make a better friends; Matt Damon or Chris Pratt, Conan O'Brien or Malcolm Gladwell? We also touch on potato wedges, Holiday by Lil Nas X, and much more.
On this week's voyage we travel all around the world, making stops in America, France, Belgium and more. Did you know people spend big money racing pigeons? We answer the age old question, should turkeys rap? Why is Spanish so much sexier than all other languages? All this and more this week on Random Ship!
The maiden voyage of Random Ship the podcast, saw us touch on everything from Vin Diesel and Arby's to Toques and Karma. Did you know Vin Diesel could sing? Would you shove your head inside a novelty turkey? How fast is to fast for a ferry? All this and more on our very first episode!