A Tale of Two Townies: Recent Episodes
Jane Kenny & Nadine Horgan
Listen, its week 27 and the townies are needy and emotional. They've come to realise that they've spent years not going to the beach in nothing but a facecloth because they're afraid Sandra will look better than them. Well listen, Sandra does look great, but so do you.
Right, Gwan
Chat Soon x
The Townies took 26 episodes to realise, they're actually the issue, they have played too many games and there's nothing that can be done about that now. Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt ha? Well funny thing is the townies have been hurt, its 1 - 0 to Declan, and now they have to hang up their boots!!!
Right, Gwan
Chat Soon x
This week the Townies discuss rejection. We've all been there, but we never thought it would be Declan that would be rejecting them. He came into their lives and handed them all the power on a silver platter, but then little by little the power started to disintegrate, because Declan took it back, and gave it to Sandra, and now all the Townies are left with is a silver platter. And sure what can you do with that???
Right, Gwan
Chat Soon x
This week the townies talk about the worst things Jason has ever said to them, yet how they still find it difficult to hold a grudge against him cause he's so tall. They also talk about how no matter what you do you'll never be good enough for him so kick off anyway, what's the worst that could happen ?
Right, Gwan, Chat soon x
This week the townies talk all things toxic masculinity, joined with MBF and first time listener of the pod, Alex King. Can men and women just be friends or are Alex and Jane secretly giving it a lash. Find out here, right Gwan, Chat Soon x
This episode involves a love triangle between you Sean and Shauna. The Townies will tell you this for free girls, Shauna always wins. Right Gwan, Chat Soon x
It's that time of the week where the Townies who have no Issues whatsoever help you to sort yours. We also delve into why we don't believe we have to be the baddest bitch everyday of the week and how sometimes we just want to wallow over boys who don't deserve us. Right Gwan, Chat soon x
Its a new year, 2021, the year of hope. But nothing ever changes for the townies. Skirts get shorter and walls grow taller. Right Gwan, Chat soon x
This week the townies talk about their love languages, or lack there of, double standards and their inability to make any actual sense. We will be back and better than ever in 6 weeks time, until then, Gwan, chat soon x
In this episode the townies learn that the community are turned off just as quickly as we are. Right Gwan, chat soon x
This week the townies talk all things hot! Things that made them see red, things that made them laugh till they were red and things that made them red with embarrassment. Right Gwan happy Tuesday, chat soon x
Have you ever met Edward Cullen and thought, wow he's nice... but soon realise he's capable of literally sucking the life out of you? Yeah us too, right gwan chat soon x
This week Stacy has pissed the Townies off and Jaz and Nadz have decided that although everyone says "She's just insecure", that's not alright cause you know who else is insecure..... US.
Right Gwan chat soon x
Happy Tuesday!
This week The Townies talk about how the wall is getting higher by the minute and there's no way of knocking it down any time soon. They delve into the question whether defence mechanisms are a choice or a necessity. Alright gwan, chat soon x
A Monday full of Madness was had as we sat down and had a Moment with the one and only Marty Guilfoyle. We talk all things TikTok, Take Me Out and how to tear us down. Take a listen to hear Marty school us on love. Right gwan, chat soon x
This week the townies delve into the power of the man ban and come to realise they've become incapable of love. Right go on enjoy x
Fiachra, Samuel, Keith and Seb. The four men you have to have on rotation, but who's your favourite?
The townies are back this week after a short break and they're angry. A few truths are told and whether you ready or not to handle them is a different story, but pull up your big girl socks and realise he's just not that into you x
It is day 2 million and 1 since Ms Rona came into our lives and the townies are struggling to think straight. How long is it since they've been held, who knows, but its all they can think about x
This week the Townies talk about good and bad first impressions and how they themselves can't seem to make a good one. Hope you can relate x
This week the townies head off on a bit of a rant as they pose the question "Its 2020 Seamus, what does Ladylike mean?". Today its the Townies Vs Seamus, give it a lash x
Today Jane and Nadine took to the gram to try and help the community with their troubles. Is any of their advice useful? Probably not! x
On this weeks episode, the townies talk with the one and only Caitlin Waldron on how the new generation of instagram girls are talking over and achieving financial independence through Only Fans, Sugaring and Financial Domination. Will Jane and Nadine change career paths? Stay Tuned x
On this weeks Episode we talk all things instagram from sliding in, sliding out, unsolicited pics and waists being thrown in the bin ... No edited stone is left unturned x
Two small town girls with two big mouths discussing all things saucy, spicy and sizzling.