The Panel Biter: Recent Episodes
Rafael Ayala
We talk comic stories, comic news, and comic movies. All detailed between our awful senses of humor!
We get an Orange Ranger, a Gold Ranger, and a freaking Zenith Ranger, but no Brown Ranger? No Bronze Ranger? So much for diversity!
So, like, could ten aliens cats eat one person each, and then each of those cats could be eaten by another cat? You know, like Russian doll logic? I should really stop asking questions.
Wait, if Loki can time travel couldn't he just go all the way back and be like, "Nah, Thanos. Cool deal, but I think I'll just go take the L in Asgard"?
The Blue Beatles lineage is pretty strong. Dan Garrett, Ted Kord, Ringo Starr, seriously what an iconic group of heroes.
So are Skrulls offended by The Hulk? What about Gamora? She-Hulk? If they find She-Hulk offensive there's a special place on the internet just for them.
Looks like the fat lady's singing, folks. How does the final Guardians adventure fare in the modern MCU? Let's get into it.
Grab your morphers and summon your Zords, as we return to the world of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers! Where robots, witches, and angsty teenagers clash in a battle for not only the world, but time itself!
Say his name! No, not that one. No, not that one either. Captain who? That's a totally different character! Ugh, we really need to get these kids some name tags!
Heroes of the present, past, and future. A world where time moves differently from out own. A man who has destroyed multiple timelines in his search for conquest. None of these factors have anything to do with each other.
Thank you for supporting The Panel Biter for all these years. Your support and attention has made my life more fulfilling. Sharing comic books and superheroes, with cohosts and listeners alike, has been such an honor. I love all of you so much. Going forward, I will never forget what The Panel Biter has brought out of me.
It's been a long year of podcasting. Clayfaces, cannibals, and, of course, jackals. The Comic Buffet is cracked wide open this Christmas!
They're not the Justice League we deserve, but they're The Justice League we need. Or maybe, we don't need them? I don't know if anyone needs them. And honestly, I don't know if they deserve to be deserved...
Let's just get to the question: is it right for Disney/Marvel to profit off the death of Chadwick Boseman?
Imperious Rex! Sorry, I always wanted to shout that and everyone else is shouting "Wakanda Forever" and I just wanted to stand out...
Grab your medals and get ready to robattle! And just wait until Ikki and his old robot start firing!
Magneto has turned to the light (again), the X-Men are on the edge of destruction (again), and the entire mutant race may be in peril (again)! But this time, the costumes are black (again though).
I feel like if I were the Wizard I would have a much more in-depth process of choosing people to give God powers to. This Wizard is three steps away from keeping God powers behind a glass case at Walmart.
Her power? Savage. Her smarts? Incredible. Her style? Ahem. Werkin' it, gurl! snap, snap, snap
Listener beware! You're in for a scare! The Paranormal side to the MCU appears from the shadows! Let the haunt begin.
Shut the hell up and unlock your disc! Grab your DVD collection and your roller skates, because the world of monsters needs your help! Monsters rule!
In today's podcast we talk about the expected episodes for the rest of the year, the future of The Panel Biter podcasts, and my venture into self publishing.
Digimon. Do we catch em all? Can we become a Digimon Champion? And is Tai a bigger jerk than Ash Ketchum? Today we inspect the Digimon franchise to decide if it truly is the ripoff some schoolyard peers might call it.
This show is just plain inhuman! Sorry, was that a bit of a stretch? Okay, okay, I'm all capped out!
Damian Wayne has a lot to prove. But he also has a lot to make up for. With his archenemy and his giant monster, Robin atones for his misdeeds in his very first solo series.
On Earth 838, Raffi doesn't record podcasts. No, he hosts a home renovation show on the ABC Channel called "Raffi Renovations". New episodes at 6pm on Wednesdays, followed by new episodes of "Black-ish". Which, on 838, stars Nick Cannon and a gender-bent version of True Jackson VP.
So, when Thanos snapped his fingers did Marc or Steven turn into dust? Did either of their personalities turn into dust? Did Khonshu turn into dust? I don't know how this works.
Elektra is the deadliest woman the world has ever known, but even she has here limits. When the entire assassin community comes looking for her, Elektra will need some unlikely assistance.
Two times the heroics! Two times the villainy! And two times the speed! Sonic is back! Robotnik is back! Tom's sister-in-law is back! Truly, everyone's favorites return in the long awaited sequel to a video game blockbuster.
She-Hulk's biggest case is brought to her by Steve Rogers-Captain America, The First Avenger, and....murderer?
The underrated Justice Leaguer fights to revive his home planet, at the cost of another world. Behold, as Martian Manhunter collects his missing pieces and enacts his own version of Martian Justice!
He loves peace and he'll say a lot of bad stuff and generally be a pretty toxic person to get it.
She's not Spider-Man. Or Spider-Woman. Or Spider-Gwen, or Miles Morales, or Venom. Or Carnage, or Spider-Man 2099, and she's not Madame Web either. Or any of The Slingers or Toxin or Scarlet Spider or Kane. No, no, no, she is Silk! Oh, and she's not Superior Spider-Man. Forgot about him.
Gotham City is under siege by the likes of super villains, secret ninjas, and deadly soldiers in Batman armor. To combat a new generation of evil, The Dark Knight recruits friends and foes alike to join The Gotham Knights Protocol. But could Batman's most trusted allies be his ultimate downfall? The Panel Biter proudly presents...The Comic Buffet Podcast.
Hey, bro. You should watch this show, bro. It's got good characters, and an engaging mystery behind it. Very short, bro. Good binge material, bro.
Electro, The Lizard, Sandman, Doctor Octopus, Green Goblin, and the deadliest foe Spider-Man has ever faced...J. Jonah Jameson bring chaos to New York City. And only Peter Parker can save his city.
This special episode is completely animated! It's still an audio format, but Raffi turned into a cartoon.....We don't know how to fix him!
We have an animal inside of us. Sometimes that animal can't speak. Or talk. Or be very useful.
Lift the dial and slap your wrist, cuz it's hero time! Raffi and Seth deep dive into the aliens of the Ben 10 Universe!
DC Fandome injects so much Batman into Raffi's veins, he's been acting like a moody orphan for 3 weeks.
What if...you listened to this podcast? Today, we're talking about the hottest Marvel product that's not locked in a movie theater.
Squirrel Girl fucking loses! And Sandman is a good guy now. And there's little people inside Ultron. And Punisher is killing other Punishers. And Hawkeye...is just kind of living.
The X-Men wrangle up animals, Carol Danvers fights her boss, Black Panther recruits his New York successor, Marvel gets a new Justice League (no, I mean it), and Howard The Duck saves the Multiverse.
The Fantastic Four recruit 36 new members, The Avengers get woke, The Defenders do some magic, and Luke Cage goes into business. And then there's Yondu and his off-brand Guardians of The Galaxy.
Don't you hate it when your boss installs bombs inside all your coworkers except for you, but you still die in a dirty old bathroom?
The Marvel pitch continues with Miles Morales, Ms. Marvel, Daredevil, Black Widow, and VENOMMMMMM. NOT GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT EMMMM.
The Marvel Pitch begins! Iron Man, The Hulk, Spider-Man, Captain America, and The Warriors Three feature in part one of this new podcast series!
What if...John Walker came back and did more nefarious shit? Also Pokemon. Also What If. Also Seinfeld Lady. I misspelled Seinfeld in the thumbnail.
The story we never knew! But totally happened! No, we never talked about it...but we are now! We swear, this story counts!
Okay, what the hell is a Loki variant? Like, really? Is that guy at work who looks like Loki a Loki variant? Is Tom Hiddleston a Loki variant? Am I a Loki variant?
Marriage in a constitution, marriage is a promise, marriage is a really good way to sell comic books. Come along with Raffi and his Astonishing special guest as they discuss marriage in comic books.
Loki and Loki team up with Loki, Loki, and Loki to escape Loki and his army of Lokis and kill the cloud monster from Lost. Also, I'm getting married.
Cartoon Bears! Cartoon Rabbits! Cartoon Fish Boys! Maybe they're gay? Who knows? Not this guy!
The Fantastic Four! With the powers of lounging, pranking each other, making TV appearances, and creating their own problems to solve, the world's greatest superpowered astronauts defend the world from another superpowered astronaut!
The Panel Biter has been possessed! We talk VENOM. We talk CARNAGE. We talk Doppelganger! Who is Doppelganger? I'll let you know.
Eternals! Wakanda Forever! Marvels for at least two hours! And WHO THE FORK is The Protector?
A new Captain America is chosen, a new group of freedom fighters has risen, and the man known as Falcon must choose his path before his world falls apart.
Sam & Bucky bond over a boat, Shang-Chi makes his debut, and we discuss a very underrated Marvel hero!
Cyborg booyahs over the internet! Shazam shazams in another country! And Catwoman ruins some carpet. Well, more like some quilt.
Firestorm is an asshole now! Lois Lane is a teacher now! And Booster Gold has sold out! Again!
Who will die in James Gunn's Suicide Squad? Who will be resurrected in Raffi's Suicide Squad? Not literally, Raffi doesn't have his own Suicide Squad. That bomb in Max's head is just a coincidence.
Hey, what if The Flash had to share his powers? What if Batman was more lonely than ever before? What if Harley Quinn was on The Justice League? I should pitch those.
Trapped on an island obsessed with love, The Digimon Roll gang reunite with old friends and old foes as they dig into the mystery of Midsummer Island!
Back to the news! Skunk cancellations, Superman movies, and a long discussion about big boy cartoons.
Actually, Mephisto is Wanda, and Nightmare is Vision, and Quicksilver is from the Fox X-Men movies, but not the new ones, the old ones. And Raffi isn't the one recording this episode, its actually just Bennett from a reality where he was really short.
Like all good sitcoms, this one had to end. The end of WandaVision, the end of Westview, the end of a family. But now, The Scarlet Witch begins.
Damn, that's a lot of trauma you got there. Wanda confronts her past, Agatha has a bad hair day, and we another Vision. And he's white too.
Rita kidnaps the Power Ranger's parents. Something she should have done in episode two. Also Tommy returns. Because gosh darn things just ain't the same without him!
Get ready to smirk at the camera and break several fourth walls, cuz its WandaVision modern style! And guess who just got herself a new set of powers? No, really. Guess. Monica has like six different superhero names.
Pietro is sus. And Agnus. Agnus is sus. And the kids are sus. Oh, and Hayward is obvi sus. And Wanda too. She sus.
Okay, what is happening? Are the kids real? What's Agnus up to? Is Vision alive? I don't understand!
Questions answered! New questions asked! Sitcoms viewed through old TV's! Let's talk about WandaVision episode 4!
Should Marvel retire The Punisher? Could a new Sonic show be un-ironically good? What the heck is up with WandaVision? What is love and how can we weaponize it?
With the entire city kidnapped and Goldar piloting his own Megazord, The Power Rangers must throw everything they have at their enemy if they want to save the day!
Okay, now that we're done establishing the Green Ranger.....WE'LL TAKE AWAY EVERYTHING THAT MAKES HIM SPECIAL!
Could the future of the MCU be dominated by teenaged heroes? Who are they? Where will they appear? And can Raffi not ramble for more than five minutes?
A new Ranger needs a new zord, a Dragonzord! Can The Power Ranger overcome this final strike from The Green Ranger and free Tommy's soul?
GOOD GOD THERE'S STILL MORE MARVEL STUFF HELP ME IM DROWNING FROM ALL THESE MARVEL DISNEY SHOWS HELP
A single-father tries to juggle his corporate employment, the judgement of his ex-wife, and his bond with his only son while a cabal of elves systemically sever his ties to human society and scam him into an eternity of unpaid delivery labor and unbearable obesity.
HOLY COW THERE'S SO MUCH MARVEL NEWS IM GONNA HAVE TO DO TWO EPISODES FOR ALL THIS STUFF!
With a clear advantage and one Ranger captured, Rita moves forward with the next phase of her plan...a giant ball of scorpions.
A Wonder Woman series coming to the CW? A French Batman? Raffi talking about Power Rangers!? Oh, wait. That last one isn't very shocking.
Just as The Power Rangers are getting a handle on fighting evil, Rita Repulsa recruits the new kid in town to be her evil Green Ranger!
Rita escapes her dumpster prison and wages an attack on Earth with her monster Goldar! Only five teenagers with attitude can stop her! Now watch as....two guys talk about the episode.
This week Raffi talks about the next MCU Spider-Man movie, and DC's upcoming event Future State.
The Digidestined are back to save the world from another unspeakable evil! Scientists, monsters, and demonic Digimon are on the prowl and Justin, Max, and Connor gotta stay on their toes if they plan on making it out alive!
Today's show: Ant-Man 3 villain revealed! Raffi pitches a Disney + show about Marvel's Netflix shows. And this Week's Z-Lister, The Monocle.
This movie is great. I don't know if it's "Christmas rerelease" great, but still great.
This movie is constructed like a comic book. And that, let me clarify, is a good thing.
Chadwick Boseman was an amazing person. This review was recorded shortly after the film's original release. Please forgive me for re-releasing this review now, as it was always planned to come out around this time. It is an unfortunate coincidence that Mr. Boseman passed away recently and, again, I apologize if the release of this review looks opportunistic. Please enjoy the podcast and please stay safe.
The world's most iconic video game franchise and the world's worst video game movie all in one bullet. It's The Mario Bros vs The Panel Bros!
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
GOT NO PLACE TO GO
GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
CANT STICK AROUND, GOTTA KEEP MOVING ON
WHAT LIES AHEAD?
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
Raffi and his Dad venture in Bizarro World, where heroes are villainous and villains are heroic. This won't get confusing.
These aren't your daddy's Titans, and they're sure as hell not some streaming service's Titans.
They're not the Justice League, and they're barely heroes. They're The Shadowpact, and they are the only hope we have against Hell itself.
Justice comes in fives in this movie pitch based off the most obscure DC superhero team ever!
Disney gets the comic rights to Alien & Predator, Raffi complains about the movie vs comic discussion, and he recommends a pretty dang good Marvel teen team book!
In a future ravaged by superheroes, our only hope is...more superheroes! The Old Guard of the Dc Universe return to set these kids straight!
Spider Webs! Adamantium Claws! And Radioactive Rage all wrapped up in demonic chains, curtesy of Robbie Reyes, The All-New Ghost Rider!
Flash movie news, Raffi rants about fake fans, and he recommends a dope Spider-Man book!
The future...is now! The Teen Titans are all grown up and darker than ever before. Perhaps the intervention of their younger selves will convince them to be better heroes, or is the future too far gone?
Titans! Teen Titans! Some old guy with an eyepatch! Go! The Speed Force has fallen into the clutches of Deathstroke and its gonna take two teams of Titans to take out the tenacious terminator!
Green Arrow gets gritty. Drugs! Murder! Prostitutes! No more boxing glove arrows over here.
Dick Grayson is his own man. His own hero. And now he enters his own city, challenged by a community of ex-villains who don't trust him and a masked imposter trying to ruin his life.
Time for a crash course in one of the most significant deaths in DC Comics history. A crowbar. A bomb. A loss beyond expectation. This comic requires some brotherly help!
Before he thought the DC Universe was beyond saving, Raffi pitched a Batman movie starring one of the many Boy Wonders! Lets see how Bird #3 does in the rough city of Gotham.
Ah, sweet memories. Repressed memories of how horny and stupid Frank Miller used to be. Join us as we revisit a personal favorite train wreck.
So, anyone remember this obscure nugget? Pretty cult following. Can't even remember what happens in this flop.
Earth's Mightiest Heroes & The World's Finest Heroes unite to save the multiverse from a mad titan! No, not Thanos! He wasn't always the biggest thing! It's Krona. Who? Listen to the episode.
Okay, so, Superman fights a viking and a giant bird because of global warming. That's all I got.
It's not wabbit season anymore. Elmer Fudd appears in Gotham City, gun in hand and vendetta in heart...for the life of Bruce Wayne.
Gotham City is preview to some strange characters, but four talking turtles, a giant rat, and an army of ninja named after feet is taking things a bit further than one Dark Knight would prefer.
Superman has proudly protected the DC Universe for over 80 years, battling aliens, demons, and the common man. Perhaps now, in the year 2019, is the perfect time to unravel the mystery of Superman's past. For the first time....by Frank Miller.
Before he returned. Before he struck again. Before he murdered aliens. He had a Robin. And that Robin had a problem. His last problem. His last mission. This is...his Last Crusade.
What do you get for the man who has everything? Money? Flowers? An entire fake life? Maybe Mongul knows.
Kraven is out for Spider-Man's pelt. And this time, he just might be crazy enough to get it.
Is the future predetermined? Can the future be saved? How much of now effects then? Some questions are too dangerous to be left unanswered, if you ask Sully. Other however, are destined to bring the future to life.
Everyone has a mom. Some are just more violent than others. Al Ghul mother and son come in together, and Superboy may not survive the experience!
It's The Human Rocket vs The Blue Bomber! Wait. What? What do you mean it's a different Megaman!?
Gotta go fast! Way past cool! You're too slow! Step it up! Yeah, not bad! h e l p m e p l e a s e Let's kick it! Get your game on! Believe it! Sonic Speed!
Our first look at the next live-action Batman suit! And Sony's making a Kraven The Hunter movie!?
Are you a fat man with extra robot arms? Are your plans of world domination foiled on a consistent basis by a web-slinging man in an American flag one-piece? What you need is to steal the body off Spider-Man and punch all your problems away!
Our first look at Disney +'s upcoming Marvel shows! And could a former Spider-Man director direct Doctor Strange 2!?
Five Power Rangers! Four Turtle Brothers! Three Complete Losers! It's the crossover nobody wanted and nobody liked! Cowabunga!
In space, no one can hear you KAAAAAAAAW! Retro space hero Adam Strange teams up with Hawkman and Hawkgirl in an effort to save their home planets from war!
The World's Finest Heroes team-up with The Teenagers with Attitude to prevent two powerful forces from taking over both universes! Rangers Together, Justice League Forever!
The Power Rangers return in comic form to prevent a future without heroes! It's Morphin' Time!
The three-part epic describing one of the most influential graphic novels has arrived! Right on time.
Raffi talks about the second Harley Quinn movie, an X-Men movie that's coming out for some reason, and a vampire movie Sony really wants you to see.
Behind every great Batman is a great Robin. And behind every Robin is a great deal of trauma usually brought on by some bozo in a goofy costume.
Secret Wars had a lot of secrets within and without its pages, and one of these big secrets lies between an Enchantress and a God of Thunder.
Ever wonder how Marvel's first big crossover event ended up? Well, here is your answer. But keep it a secret.
Finally, The Wonder Woman 84 trailer out! And Superman: Red Son animated movie gets a trailer too!
Another audio adventure featuring three nice little boys who say naughty things! This time around, the boys and their Digimon save Christmas from one rotten egg.
Raffi's pitch for a Lobo movie is stuffed with violence, sex, drugs, and profanity. So, Zack Snyder's wet dreams.
Last Christmas Ben and Raffi gave New York their heart, and the very next day they got a Christmas Classic!
Raffi and Max watch the origins of The Dark Knight unfold in one of the most influential versions of The DC Animated Universe!
If you thought all it took to save Spider-Man was a dead Gwen and Kevin Feige, you must not have heard about the abysmal failed movies projects of Avi Arad, Amy Pascal, and Sony Pictures.
Two titles, four Spider-folks, and a buttload of resurrections are coming your way as we open up the miserable sequel to one of Spider-Man's more miserable stories!
Before there was a multiverse, before there was a Web of Life, there was Peter Parker....and another Peter Parker....and a third Peter Parker who was a little ugly looking.....and a Jackal that didn't look like a Jackal. I hate this story.
Even fifty years in the future you still get what you f**king deserve. Get ready to get future-shocked when an all-new Batman fights a blast-from-the-past Joker!
Connor, Justin, and Max are back with their Digital Monsters! And they've stepped between two powerful Digimon and the rebirth of their greatest nemesis!
Big city problems grow a lot bigger when some New York siblings get stuck with a rapidly evolving monster and a grudge match beyond imagination!
Marvel publishing new Ultraman stories! And a new paint-based superhero hits DC Comics!
The Justice Society to appear in "Black Adam", and WB refuses to release The Snyder Cut!
The Falcon & The Winter Soldier get their own. team-up book! And the final Harley Quinn animated series trailer!
Batman teams up with the undead superhero Boston Brand-The Deadman! Can he help the ghost solve his own murder, or become a ghost himself along the way?
Logan's trip to Japan is interrupted by the eager and elusive Kitty Pryde, and an unexpected bout with the Yakuza, the fire-mutant Sunfire, and a mysterious young man with his own set of claws.
Deep beneath the frozen terrain of Northern Canada, there is a hidden lab where the battle between the world's strongest man and the world's deadliest mutant took place. This is the story of Logan, The Wolverine.
Stranded in a one-shot alternate universe he never made, surrounded by animals, and not a plate of bacon and eggs in sight. Howard is a duck no more! He is....a human!
Sony's got another superhero movie on the way, and Iron Man 2020 brings a heap of new comic books.
Another batch of actors announced for CW's Crisis! And Kevin Feige takes over Marvel Comics!?
From the depths of Panel Biter's past, risen from the sea of obscurity comes the war between The Justice League and the forces of Atlantis!
Marvel throws their hat into the VR video game market! And a Birds of Prey trailer hits the web!
From all walks of life, heroism comes in different forms. To rise from the ashes of their predecessors, and save a forgone future from the evil hiding behind screens, a new form of justice must come together.
The saviors of The Digital World find themselves lost in a thick fog, with the only destination being a mysterious theme park ran by a ominous clown. Could this carnival of chaos be all for giggles, or is there something more sinister going on?
Smallville characters break into The CW Arrowverse! And Spider-Man joins The MCU! Again!
The ocean is boiling over from the plagues of a cursed abyss and it will take the lives of Atlantean soldiers to seal it. And, deep in space, weapon trafficking from a thought-gone planet has brought the return of the Greatest Green Lantern and the Guardians darkest secret.
Superman will reveal his identity! Again! And Iron Man invokes the future...with GEARS!
Two broken down heroes must relive the history of their legacies and the universe around them. Time will the stretched, lives will come to their end, and from it, perhaps two redheaded sidekicks can find the strength to carry on.
Two Demi-Goddess teenagers search for Wonder Woman on a journey to Mount Olympus! And a new Trinity is forged between a clone, a Demi-Goddess, and Gotham youth!
Another Frank Miller book approaches, Spider-Ham gets a miniseries, and a Marvel hotel is opening in Paris!
In this launch of Raffi's ideal DC Cinematic Universe, we watch a new brave soul adopt the title of Batman, and we see the life of the greatest superhero to ever live-Superman-play out to it's last hoorah!
What are the origins of Image Comics? What legacy has Spawn left behind? And how much money does Todd McFarlane even have?
Disney and Sony have ended their deal and Spider-Man has been exiled from the MCU. What now?
A magic-heist Suicide Squad, a new Illuminati, and a society of cold-blooded lizard-men. This was a treat.
Spawn and The Joker coming to Mortal Kombat, new Disney + shows, and Spider-Man caught between Sony and Disney.
Justin, Max, and Connor were sucked into The Digital World to save it from evil, and now the day has come where their mission doubles down. In this Digimon Tabletop, the new Digidestined must prevent an evil virus from bombing the Earth from within the world of Digital Monsters. What will happen next!?
We watched the first, forgot to upload the second one, and now we stare down the barrel of the third one. Time to die!
A pile of new X-Men books, followed by a mountain of new Marvel Studios projects for Phase 4!
Power Rangers crosses over with The Ninja Turtles! New Dark Multiverse comics! And Marvel Barbie Dolls!
The Mask returns in a new Dark Horse comic, two new Black Label books coming, and a 5th Ninja Turtle?
Raffi pitches some movie reboots to his father. Yes, he has a father, thank you for asking.
Raffi is joined by Maci as they swing into another film review, this time they follow the Euro-trip adventure of one Peter Parker, The Amazing Spider-Man. The wall-crawler's vacation is hijacked by the likes of super-spies, elemental monsters, and one mysterious new superhero, all while dealing with the death of his mentor.
Marvel Zombies return, Flash loses it's 5th Director, and Neil Gaimon's Sandman is coming to Netflix.
People smuggling drugs into the US through comic books? Rob Liefeld said WHAT about DC Comics? And, hey, how about Square Enix's Avengers game?
Marvel sells Seeds with X-Men Comics, DC makes new Lois Lane Comic returnable, Swamp Thing cancelled already, and more!
WE BACK.
Robert Patterson is Batman, Tom King is working on the New Gods Movie, and Marvel pushes New Mutants back. Again. Further.
Boy, Spider-Man sure is.....far from home. Spider-Man and his mysterious sister go globe trotting.
Sherlock Holmes, Philip Marlowe, Nancy Drew, Frank & Joe Hardy, Detective.......Pikachu? Eh, beats the talking dog.
In a spoilers where spoilers have become spoilers of spoilers, six spoilers must spoiler together to spoil the spoiler before spoilers spoil the spoilers. Spoiler Warning, Black Widow's hair changes again.
Wait. Is this the phone app or that Shaquille O'Neil movie? There was a genie in that movie. Genies are kind of like wizards. Oh, wait, is this Aladdin?
More like "Man of Snore", am I right? Oh, no wait. "Mean of Steel". Yeah, that's a good one. We commentate a crappy Superman movie. Hmm. "Man of Bore", yeah that's a good one.
What's worse than a sentient galaxy? One with Sinestro as it's best friend. Let's see if The Green Lantern Corps can stop their chaos.
Raffi hits us with some new developments for The Panel Biter podcasts & shares his opinions about various Teen Titans TV shows.
We all know the Fantastic Four, right? The Amazing Spider-Man, The Savage Wolverine, The Incredible Hulk, and Ghost Rider, The Spirit of Vengeance. Wait, these guys aren't The Fantastic Four!?
This week's news! -Hasbro Wants to Make Power Rangers Movies.
-Writer Gerard Jones Arrested.
-Greg Rucka Writing Lois Lane Series for DC Black Label.
-Cyborg cast for Doom Patrol TV Show.
-Man of Steel 2 Not Happening.
-Ruby Rose & Michael Rooker Leave Twitter.
-James Gunn "Pedo Party" Pictures.
-New Uncanny X-Men Comic in November.
-Iron Fist Season 2 Trailer.
-Carnage Revived for the Third Time.
-Sony's Cinematic Spider-Man Universe.