The 2 Guys In The Morning - Rex & Rios: Recent Episodes
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The 2 Guys In The Morning, Rex Gabriel and Dan Rios, broadcast live from Corpus Christi, Texas, weekday mornings, 5am to 10am, on C101. KNCN-FM/101.3 is Corpus Christi's rock radio station!
All Elite Wrestling Executive Vice President, American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes, stops by to chat it up with Dan Rios about AEW Dynamite on TNT, and LIVE at the American Bank Center Arena, tonight, 12/18/19, in Corpus Christi!
Metallica was in Corpus Christi promoting their new whiskey "Blackened". Metallica bassist, Rob Trujillo talks with Dan Rios about Metallica's love for Texas as well as their newest venture as a band, Blackened American Whiskey.
Paying tribute to our city's forgotten heroes. Working hard even when no one is looking!
Inbreeding has been linked to some of the ailments suffered by white tigers. How they can play the banjo without seriously shredding it to pieces will forever remain a mystery .
A women in Dallas impersonated a police officer while cussing out a group of unruly teens at a public park in an attempt to get them to leave.
Longtime 2 Guys In The Morning listener, Ed "The Bottle Rocket Man", played along this morning during another Rex & Rios Hide-a-Prize. We love Ed!
Fiesta De La Flor, the annual, 2-day live music festival which celebrates the life and legacy of SELENA, will not take place in Corpus Christi any longer. What now?
David Draiman of Disturbed has expressed interest in singing the national anthem at Superbowl LV. No word on this actually happening but if it did...
Taken straight out of the Corpus Christi Police Blotter, these crimes were deemed fit to be featured this week in "Poetry From The Blotter"
The Promotion Man talks with Rex & Rios about the early days of Rock Radio with a behind-the-scenes, guided tour of the real struggles and triumphs of some of Rock's biggest Icons to be. https://promotion-man.com/podcast
Sometimes The 2 Guys In The Morning stumble upon a new term to describe things that don't otherwise have one.
Poetry From The Blotter. Local crime stories straight from the police blotter, put to rhyme.
Two massage parlor employees are facing sex-related charges after police conducted a sting at their establishment.
Dan's son, Noah, has his talent for drawing showcased on the local TV News station KIII-TV.
Thank God someone is out there looking out for the all the caged animals in the world who must share their cages with other similar animals. One day soon all birds will have their very own cage in which to take short flights in!
Rex & Rios talked to comedian Anjelah Johnson. She's performing this Friday at Selena Auditorium.
The last remaining Columbus ship replica, The Nina, has sunk. And Rex is taking it pretty hard...yeah taking it...yeah!
Thursday – Sunday: April 25 – 28, 2019
Buc Days produces one of America’s Top 25 ProRodeos at the American Bank Center. Rodeo Corpus Christi Presented By Miller Lite! Fans will also enjoy live music from Pat Green, Eli Young Band and Ramon Ayala!
Our favorite gay guest, Korbin Boomer Matthews, stops by to chat it up with Rex & Rios.
Gary Hoey's NEW ALBUM, "Neon Highway Blues" is available now. Click Here to purchase yours.
If you thought it was impossible for a girl to pitch a tent you'd be right. But nothing will stop them from trying. That's because 2019 marks the first year that girls will be allowed to join Boy Scouts of America.
Pastor Bil Cornelius of Church Unlimited stopped by to talk to Rex & Rios about the new relationship series: "Rated R". Visit www.ChurchUnlimited.com for more information.
The best defense for a car jacking is to jack that guy right back... Or uh, If you get jacked, jack right back... No wait...damn. That didn't come out right
2 million men and women can't be wrong. 101 Nights of Great Sex is a great way to relight the fiery passion in your relationship through the art of anticipation. Rex and Rios talk to Laura Corn, author of the number-one-selling sex book in America!
Driscoll police had their hands full with a local man that led authorities on a low speed chase behind the wheel of a John Deere tractor! According to an officer on the scene the chase reached speeds as low as "turtle" and even as high as "rabbit" at some points. The man was arrested and charged with being hilarious.
Albert Einstein said it best, “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
Thanks to Everlast and some well placed sound effects, the young innocent ears of the world will never know what derogatory word, describing a promiscuous women, rhymes with "door".
Should cattle be allowed on the field. Not unless you want your children to witness a cheerleader getting eaten.
Ever wonder where Pearl Jam comes up with the names of their songs? Who knew Corpus Christi was one such inspiration.
You see when one is comfortable with their body and you've got a partner who's into it too, weekend nudist camp swinging can be quite enjoyable. On second thought, naked tug-of-war with strangers is wrong and just upsetting...unless you're the rope. I'll stop here!
When life's got you down remember you can always tune in to The 2 Guys In The Morning show on C101, every weekday from 5a to 10a, and feel so much better about yourself. God has big plans for your life. If he didn't you would have been born as Rex or Rios. Happy Holidays!
KISS announced their End of the Road Tour dates would include a stop in Corpus Christi, February 19, 2019. Gene Simmons and Eric Singer called C101 to let fans know what to expect and to confirm that this truly is the final world tour of KISS!
It doesn't matter if you don't do great impressions, everyone loves when you talk the them using your awesome (fill in the blank with a celebrity name) impression. Go on, give it a try!
Things are on the skids for Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. But nothing can ever extinguish the fire deep within their smoldering hole of love!
Rex & Rios have a new "Hoarder" make over show, "Trashes To Ashes." You hoard it, we burn it to to the ground. Move the bus...move that butt, I mean bus!
The 2 Guys In The Morning talk to Lajon Witherspoon of Sevendust as C101 gets ready to welcome them to Corpus Christi for another C101 Concert, Saturday, September 22, 2018, at Brewster Street Icehouse.
Hey one dude's fantasy may involve cleaning products while another dude's doesn't. To each his own.
Your wildest fantasy just may be your worst nightmare...if you're a cheatin' piece of crap!
This incident on I-35 in San Antonio, involving an 18-wheeler and a Mercedes, is a personal injury lawyer's dream come true. Last we heard both drivers survived with non-life threatening injuries thankfully. Oh and also, last we heard, thanks to this fool, the next big law firm anniversary party entertainment budget just went up significantly. That's right, they bought a time machine and brought back Elvis as a headliner. Now that's a cash settlement!
It's Back to School time kids! "Don't let the door hit you on the...on your backpack dear."
It's sorta an ok idea but the ants and house flies you'd attract is why this one gets a thumbs down from me. Fix that and I'm down yo.
Don't bring a keyboard to a gun fight, unless it doubles as an ass shield. A really good bullet stopping ass shield...for your ass man. Reflect now on the infamous quote by Sensei Sato in Karate Kid II, "Now to you I am dead....Yuush!" or something like that.
There's no excuse for pulling it out when you're on a bicycle and you're 50 years old. And there's a little girl present! One irate grandmother who witnessed such an unspeakable event occur in her front yard, in front of her granddaughter, introduced her .38 Special to Uncle Pervy! Oh, Grandma got him hard!
Only Rex & Rios can find a good ole offensive stereotypical way to find some funny in an otherwise unfunny story. Unfortunately for them, H-E-B won't accept that bit of talent in lieu of payment for their groceries. Ayyyeeeee!
It's important to always be courteous and greet someone you meet with a warm salutation...like, "How do you do?"
Everything from the 7am hour...that you may have missed after turning your volume down.
So here's a condensed version of what some of you may miss if you're not up at 5 o'clock in the morning.
Go ahead it's fine.You know you've done it! So, what comes up when you "Google" yourself?
A Corpus Christi restaurant has come under fire for an apparently offensive document outlining the employee dress code. One upset parent, who's daughter worked at the restaurant, took to social media to voice his opinion on the matter.
A woman was accused of fighting with another woman at her home after a night out. The victim told police that the owner of the home bit off and swallowed a piece of her nose! To which the officer put away his pen and paper realizing he would NOT be getting an autograph from Skeletor that day.
Fortnite was already a pain in the ass for Rios, but a much deeper, more agonizing, fiery ass pain greeted Rios at his doorstep after Friday morning's show! Here's one for anyone who has a kids or kids with a drug like addiction to video games. Rios, Lay It Down!
Rex & Rios have a close encounter with a West Side pooch running across the street on their way to grab tacos.
We're overdue for the next chimp owner to get his face mauled and his testicles ripped off. Don't you think?
The original "Incredible Hulk", Lou Ferrigno stops by to talk to Rex & Rios about his appearance at this weekend's Corpus Christi Comic Con!
Each week, local crimes from the The Corpus Christi Police Department Blotter serve as the poetic inspiration you hear every Crime Thursday. Rex & Rios present "Poetry From The Blotter," our ongoing prayer that you will never be touched by the hand of crime!
An off duty FBI agent throws a flip on the dance floor and out comes his pistol. Quickly, He goes to retrieve it and fires off a round into a bystander's leg. His weapon discharged prematurely, how embarrassing.
If you beat on your pet, well you're just a piece of crap. And if you're married to this lady you're a dead piece of crap!
There's a Godsmack song for everything. Most of them don't let you come within 10ft of the band.
Rex & Rios talk to WWE Smackdown Women's Champion Carmella. In town for WWE Smackdown Live! from the American Bank Center Arena in Corpus Christi!
Rex & Rios talk to WWE Smackdown Women's Champion Carmella. In town for WWE Smackdown Live! from the American Bank Center Arena in Corpus Christi!
You ever have a conversation with someone that kinda goes all over the place? No? Yeah well we do, everyday. Thank you for listening. We don't know how you do it.
A part-time job saving lives seems like a good idea. Good thing Rex & Rios are certified Mouth To South instructors. Truly experts in their field and in their yards and in vans with no windows.
Show your support and donate a kid or two and see a vet smile a little more today. Not seriously though, ok?
It's Poetry From The Blotter, our ongoing prayer that you may never be touched...by the hand... of crime (said like: "...of Liiiiffffeee" from Queensryche's "Silent Lucidity")
You can thank your hot mom for those tickets and backstage tickets to see and meet Papa Roach at Concrete Street Amphitheater on Sunday. Happy Mother's Day y'all!
How do girls earn their patches now that they're included in "Boys" Scouts? Probably not like this but its pretty funny though.
This is Poetry From The Blotter with Rex & Rios. Real stories of local crime straight from the CCPD Police Blotter...put to poetry!
I told you kids not to come knocking on this here damn door! Fine you want to know what we're doing? Baaamm! That's what we're doing...blame yourself for those scars now.
You're Mom is soooo hot...you're dad made you go out and chop wood way more often than is really necessary.
Made with 100% non existing flavor you can't taste. With no after taste or before tatste! Pretend to enjoy an ice cold fancy broken water drink today... A "Gotchyu" Product.
You have to visualize or just say it out loud if you really want something to happen sometimes right?
For those of you who have not joined us backstage at a show before, here's a sneak peak.
We can teach our kids to be smart, it's up to them when they want to start putting that to use.
It's the same reason our computer keyboards don't light up anymore...we're easily distracted. Normally when we hear a "ding" it's to tell us that someone just refilled our feed bags. Moo!
And that's why emergency boat flares can be found buried in the sand dunes of The National Seashore...Rex's Law!
If you have to contend with rattle snakes, possible arrest and chiggers for a piece of a** then you probably shouldn't be banging it up in a public park!
Man who suffered head injuries sustained from a motorcycle accident, says it was C101 that finally brought him out of a coma.
Rhonda Rousy goes back in time and blocks that giraffe kick to the head. And weed tax ain't no joke you can toke.
Looks like we gots ourselves one of them ol' gully washers a headin' our way. Its gonna be rainin' like HALE!
At Rex's age he's lucky to be alive and even luckier that he didn't break his ass bone.
He tried every trick in the book just to have a chance at a jackpot. And every trick came up short.
And then I saw him... It was as if his good looks and sculpted build masked the aromatic sweet scent of his urine drenched Bugle Boy jeans.
OJ Simpson's latest interview is being called a confession to his role in the infamous murders of Nichole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. And everything around OJ thinks so too.
Jeff Dunham is coming to Selena Auditorium in Corpus Christi, November 10 and 11, 2017. Got to www.jeffdunham.com for more.
Stix Zadinia, drummer for Steel Panther, talks to The 2 Guys In The Morning. Don't miss Steel Panther, opening for Stone Sour, October 14th at another C101 concert, live at Concrete Street Amphitheater.
Rex & Rios present Poetry From The Blotter...Poems inspired from true crimes that made the Corpus Christi Police Blotter. Check out The 2 Guys In The Morning, Rex & Rios, 5a-10a weekdays on C101/101.3 FM and on the iHeart Radio app.