Teenage Dirtbags: Recent Episodes
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What is Teenage Dirtbags? What ISN'T Teenage Dirtbags? A freeform conversation between friends? An in depth examination of music videos from the 90s? All this and more.
We're sorry about how sporadic the show has been! It might continue to be sporadic! We're sorry!
Zip zip zip a zip drive in your flipper Got go get Gilligan because I'm the Skipper I don't like the Red Hot Chili Peppers much The end
Due to an injury, me and Brayton haven't been able to record and won't be able to til next week. This micro episode is to let you folks know, and also, this song slays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_PSAZ7BQ
Sometimes you just want a quiet night in to contemplate how all of your friends are getting on with their lives and sending out digital wedding invitations then some weirdo shows up and wants to play tapes and dance in your apartment. Life is rough.
Brayton and Gary explore the science of how long an Mmmbop actually is. Hanson Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE Kidz Bop Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDPxwchPRys
Summer Jam season continues on with a twofer from the Dirtboys and PUSA. Lump and Peaches!
War! What is it good for? Apparently some bad slam poetry and an opportunity for us to crack jokes about a silly video
Eddie waited till he got to high school. Don't wait that long to listen to this new episode. Watch Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmFxgEGKH0)
Jonny's got a new episode Jonny wants you to listen right away. Jonny Supports Patreon, Jonny has an invisible AK Watch Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU)
We are your sugarbuns, your butter....babies. Come for the trailer for Kiss the Girls 2: The Butterfly Collector. Watch this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE)
Brayton takes a look at the most common species of bassist, the prolific "Bald Bassist with Goatee." Videos discussed: "No One Knows" by Queens of the Stone Age (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE) "Chop Suey" by System of a Down (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY) "Dig" by Mudvayne (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqbdnaPcT8)
Come for the aesthetic, stay to learn about the sport of football. Ahem (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfFCb1y0WfA)
The dirtboys are back with, well, here we go. Watch this. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtffv9bpB-U)
That's right, it's time again for our annual tradition, our yearly ritual, our yuletide dipshittery. It's time, for Must Be Santa (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8qE6WQmNus). Then a break to recharge our batteries! We'll be back in a month or so.
We took a lil break but The Hook Brought Us Back (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM) In a sort of anti Scatman John situation, a jackass frontman makes a decent song a bit worse rather than the other way around. 3 more episodes this season!
Here's the video! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd3Y4o95ObU) Gary hasn't seen this one, so watch at your own risk. We'll be back with a regular episode next time!
We end as we began: With the ghost of Louie Armstrong summoned from a brick wall. Watch this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h1X5Mir85M) and see the Summer of Scat fade into the review mirror.
The Summer of Scat Continues! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02vDkMEdIkY) Brayton and Gary tcb with Scatman's World, a magical place at the intersection of dreams and life.
There's enough misery in the world so we're pivoting away from the Summer of Glum/Summer Bummers series to THE SUMMER OF SCAT. Join us, for part 1. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8)
Summer Jam season continues, late into the summer, with this undeniable ear worm from the golden age of west coast gangsta rap. Dig it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cxr1-b6Xkc)
Summer Jam Seasons begins with THE WORST SONG WE'VE DONE FOR THE SHOW. Check it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20
(Extremely Warcraft 3 voice) The Slumlord...has awakened. BnG raises the rent on the slumlord in question. Check this Hotline Miami ass fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wPHAau1ts
Welp, there's a few different Hearts on Fire videos. This is the one we watched (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k25X8RAjJ00). It's time to get Skelecrazy and Cubist in this piece.
Check out this all time classic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU), then party with the Dirtboys in Inglewood (Inglewood, Illinois).
More "Daily Motion Sickness" with HALCALI and Girigiri Surf Rider. Scope this catchy number. (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35v94_halcali-girigiri-surf-rider_news) Gang violence AND a new Pokemon tournament? Happy happy birthday to me! (it's not actually my birthday).
It's a TEENAGE DIRTBAGS SPECIAL REPORT! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps) Time to end our contract with Christian Slater. We don't mind stealing bread, and hopefully you don't mind listening to this episode. And a bonus 8-bit version (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLMkp-6W9uI)
Let's Go to, sigh, Daily Motion (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1yfvq_cure-let-s-go-to-bed_music) for some bouncy weirdos, courtesy of Liam McCann! Let's get literal!
Listen, there are just some things we won't do. I wouldn't top deck an airplane bathroom, for example. But Meatloaf is different. Watch this (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x337wb_meat-loaf-i-d-do-anything-for-love_music)
Well, somebody fucking did it (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRXZkdEj7YI). Yes. Me did it. This special, special song brought to you by Kole Ross, and features special guest special Kole guest Ross.
Picture this. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY) Brayton and Gary will fall off in your grill, and then take a shit, with our 2nd Duckstream donation request. Yes, we are guilty motherfuckers, we are death.
It's Office Livin' with the Dylan boys! Brayton and Gary talk some smack about the Godzilla, but never Godzooki. Thanks Will! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_zXG72pdk
Well, this is something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU Listen and Brayton and Gary enumerate all the reasons one might wish to turn down.
Why don't Teenage Dirtbags come and wash away the rain? Because we're busy watching this artifact: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
Hey, Love it or Hate it, it's Mr. Robert Dyl-Dyl and a certain red buddy (the roust-a-bout).
And because we love you and hate ourselves, we decided to get into the holiday spirit with this disaster and a halfster.
And here we are, Brayton and Gary, talking about a Blondie classic. How'd we miss this back in the 80s!?
We capture a White Whale with Del Amitri's tale of singing babies, coquettish mom's and vague teleportation.
We're shaking off our glummies by returning to a mutual favorite. Enjoy this darke jyrney into the world of tech experts.
Here it is, folks, the finale of the Summer of Glum. Let's wash this taste from our mouth with a big slice of wedding cake.
When the day is long, make sure you watch this video. It's the penultimate entry in the Year of the Sadpole, The Summer of Glum!
(extremely Creed voice) ♪ What's a Dickfor??? ♪ It's the year of the sadpole, the summer of glum and it continues with this terrible fucking song. Ahem.
Do you miss Uncle Charles? I do. Sometimes. It's time for the Summer of Glum! Let's get real sad!
What's more Summery than a nice bike ride? But you gotta ride safe, we're begging you please.
Watch this video, what, what. Summer Jams Season continues with Sisqo's magnum opus, the Thong Song. The Dirtlads talk about all that and more, including an update on our famous segment The Pokemon Go Report.
It's a hot one indeed. Get down to this Summer Jam all you Spanish Harlem Mona Lisas. It's time for a street party and you are invited.
Come on Dirtbags let's eat skirt rags. Oh oh oh oh. Come on Dirtbags, watch this video. (Oh, owa, Oh, owa).
It's finally here. The Pokemon tournament finale. You've been waiting. We've been waiting. Who will win the crown? FIND OUT HERE AND NOW.
It's finally here. You've waited. We've waited. It's time for the finale of the WHICH POKEMON IS CUTEST TOURNAMENT! No more fucking around.
If you do one thing in life, make it watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RgR0-EWuNY Brayton and Gary get their freak on, their Bakugon on and their Pokemon on. Would somebody please, please turn on the dark?
Brayton and Gary talk about vape tubes and Manchurian Candidates in this episode about "It's My Life." Which you should 100% watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE
Brayton and Gary are joined by Kole Ross for our first crossover. In this TDB/BSC mashup, we tackle the Bloodborne-as-fuck videos for Black Star and Lazarus. R.I.P. Mr. Bowie.
Sega CD aesthetics. Listen to Gary not know anything about rap while Brayton knows about rap.
You liked our season/ well just have another/ if you told mom no/ you'll break a promise to your mother. Here we are, Season As Well! (Pitch is coming in a few weeks, promise!)
These terrible Jokers laugh and sing and do their thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjit0hlj04s Merry Christmas everyone, or whatever holiday (or not) you celebrate. The Dirtboys love and cherish you.
After a Duckstream related hiatus (video to come soon), Brayton and Gary are back with a special report. That's right, we finally get our Stone Temple Pilots License by saying literally everything we know about STP. [Here's the first video we talk about.][1] [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVPzWkdhwrw
The Haunted Harlequinn, Comptroller of Fates command you [watch...][1] I mean, just look at this guy. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM. [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo
This is my favorite video we've done for the show. Please watch it, please. It's [here.][1] It's better than a vid-e-o. Look for the new album from Pitch Industries "Anything Can Happen on Holidays" in 2016. [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUhuPn8_d0Q
Okay, first watch this video. Then look around you, because odds are good that Michael Jackson's world-warping chroma-dance has placed him in your room... even beyond the grave! How many Michael Jacksons can dance on the Hagia Sophia? As many as can dance on the head of a pin.
You like Korn, don't you? Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. What a fascinating experience this video is. High highs featuring ammomancy and edgey MacFarland art, then low lows featuring a grunt solo that I can't actually listen to.
Hey, check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4 We love story rich vidoes at TDB and boy do we have some doozies this batch, starting with this social consciousness number. Other than the inexplicable slut shaming, it's mostly stuff we can get behind.
Everybody do the Funky Brayton! [This video][1] goes round the world to three places. Will Smith is a national treasure, probably. [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM
Why not shake hands with this Primus video in a herky jerky fashion?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw I bet this won't be our last video that takes place at a disgusting family meal.
The dirtboys tackled these assholes. Viking drummers, gravel voiced shits, frizzy haired weirdos. It's all there. Also, this son is about Anne Frank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxRG7uoFDo4
What makes a hero? Whatever it is, Billy Ocean has OCEANS of it and this video shows that he's willing to use those powers for good or at least neutral/fine. Do you like Teenage Dirtbags? Not enough people listen to it! Tell other people about it!
This is a student film classic. What is up with that shirt? Enjoy this take on the most meaningful meaningless shit video.
Introducing new hot segments and hot new takes on spirituality, it's The Teenage Dirtbaggers on Rusted Root's opus.
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. Watch this shameless nonsense. It's homage time with Bill Paxton. This catchy Devo ripoff is a stock footage fuckfest.
This is both a good song and a good video. What are we even doing here? For the love of Popeye, watch this. One of Brayton's all time favorite videos, this video is great, the song is good and it's definitely not 90s. But man, oh man, is it special. Appreciate it while you can.
You should treat yourself to this nonsense. Then listen to us talk about it! Sorry if you downloaded an earlier version that had some misaligned audio. Forgive us because this is truly what it's like when worlds collide.
It's hard to recommend but please watch this abomination. In this episode, the dirtboys tackle Lit's classic(?) trash song My Own Worst Enemy.
Did you know that Brayton and I are dangerous? We're so dangerous? Also, the whole Duckfeed Unit is dangerous.
There were once a blue man who lived inside a blue house inside a (mostly) blue state. His name is Evan Thorne and he's joining the dirt boys to talk about this bonkers nonsense. Please, watch this video.
Less than ten thousand people have watched this video. Join them. It's another patented Teenage Dirtbags FLASHBACK with Lou Reed and The Original Wrapper. A song that you guys don't know exist and will bum you out/blow your mind.
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Brayton and Gary introduce some new segments and play one of our favorite games in this examination of the boys in the bar, Seven Mary Three.
As always, please watch the video. And after you've watched it, please burn burn like a wicker cabinet with your friends Brayton and Gary! More segments, more nonsense, more symbolism.
Your boyfriend brings a gun to school? What a dick! I literally can't think of a stronger word to describe him! As always, watch the video before the show.
Suit that's white/special night? You know what that means. It's time for the annual Teenage Dirtbags Christmas Special! Join us like you do every year to celebrate Yule the only way we know how.