Heat-Seeking Panther: Recent Episodes
Heat-Seeking Panther
Our 100th episode! This movie was literally made with us in mind! It feels like they reached into our brains and made this movie specifically for the two of us!
Returning guest Ross McKinney joins from Portland to remind us that we don't get alot of things to really care about.
Your hosts return from the ghostland only to seriously consider going back in after watching this movie. Thanks to special guest Andy Sell for coming back to do this one with us.
Special guest Amanda Hedstrom joins us to talk pinball dance moves and racist animatronics
We speak with co-producer Euthymios Logothetis on bringing a martial arts sci-fi film to life and the secret extraterrestrial origins of jiu jitsu
A special bonus episode where your co-hosts run down the good, the bad, the least worst, the actual worst and the totally f*cked in this re-cap of Cage's last decade.
Ashley Nagel returns to the panther den for an improper Southern gothic romance couched between two(!) monologues on the evils of the military industrial complex
Special guest Marina Aguerre joins us for a movie that prominently features both a panther and a cage
In which our hero is named John for the seventh time - featuring special guest Sick Fisher
What makes a drug movie? What makes an anti-drug movie? Is this an anti-anti-drug movie or just an anti-War On Drugs movie? Are drugs cool or bad? Is this even a movie?
Returning guest Jake Robinson joins us to describe the indescribable; then we read excerpts from Cage's account of his search for the Holy Grail.
We welcome Theo Cohn back to the panther den to read from Memories by Nicolas Cage #ReleaseTheCatCut
In which our hero appears as two of comic book history's most beloved characters in the same year
This episode brought to you by Cheddar Goblin by Devane. Featuring special guests Ash Allard & Nick Logie
In which our hero participates in the most intense game of hokey-pokey ever. Featuring special guest Conor Kinsman
Special guest Jake Robinson loads some Spongebobs onto the iPad and joins us to talk about a movie we all wish we didn't have to ever watch.
In which our hero resurrects a decades old character to reconcile with his lost brother. Featuring special guest Ross McKinney
We welcome special guest Anam Syed for a critical and sociological evaluation of Weston Cage Coppola's unique Instagram feed
Special guest Ashley Nagel joins your co-hosts for a discussion on the merits of using extreme sports athletes as anti-terrorism secret agents
The survivors of the events depicted and their families hold this film in very low regard - and your co-hosts agree. Special three-peat guest Vivian Martínez joins them to salute the true men of courage.
Live from the internet! We welcome special guest Joe Gamache to discuss the eventual likelihood of Oliver Stone creating agitprop as a right wing government plant.
Special guests Alex and Benjamin Brewer, writers/directors of The Trust, join your co-hosts (and Lex!) in the Panther Den to discuss their film, working with luminaries, and their favorite Cage performances.
In which our co-hosts, playing it fast and loose, evocatively describe select scenes from the unreleased director's cut
Special guest Ashi Dala joins us to discuss evangelical premillenial dispensationalism and its place in pop culture. Who gets Raptured and why?
In which our hero abandons the western kabuki that he popularized to turn in his most nuanced performance to date
There is a 3½ hour director’s cut of this movie featuring an extra hour of Cage trying his hardest to not act and at least 20 minutes of John Cusack driving down an empty road in silence
In which our hero projects an entity from another realm and it pisses fire. Featuring special guest Max Bussman
In which our hosts are joined by special guest Donald Jerome Waldman to examine Axl's favorite film
In which our hero crusades through the greatest medieval epic since The Seventh Seal. Featuring special guest Theo Cohn
We celebrate our golden jubilee(!) with special guest Vivian Martinez and a double feature of 2009's worst in children's entertainment
In which our hero, as part of a Saturn death cult, encourages the cubist viewing experience.
In which our hero dresses like a middle-aged Marilyn Manson and our co-hosts chew almonds on mic (good ASMR)
In which our hero kidnaps the President of the United States of America. Vivian Martinez guest stars
In which our hero jumps the length of six (!) Apache helicopters while wearing a CGI flaming skull. We welcome back Max Bussman as our guest.
In which Dave reads an excerpt from the fanfic.net original story "Nothing Is Impossible"
In which our hero receives a demo CD-R from a Zimmer intern, featuring special guest Jesse Johnstone. (we had some technical difficulties with Dave's mic but luckily he talks loud!)
Starring Miles Lovecraft as Miles and Dave. Also featuring special guest Lionel Williams.
careeraftermilitary.com ranks Windtalkers as the fourth most inaccurate war film ever made
In which our hero, his co-stars, and NFL legend John Madden make a mockery of no less than 5 European dialects. Featuring our first international guest Giovanni Cervigni, all the way from Italy!
In which our hero reaches the tipping point and is moved to tears. Featuring special guest Kathryne Dameron-Johnstone
In which our hero blasts to Palm Springs, instantly feeling better about being me. Special guest Leah Harper reads Cage's chart and discovers how we're astrologically connected to him.
In which Rick Santoro & the planet hollywood globe get swept away by an enormous tsunami. Featuring the music of Aerosmith
In which our hero stars in a heavenly rom-dram based on a Goo Goo Dolls music video featuring special guest Kristin Halladay
How do I live without you? I want to know, How do I breathe without you? If you ever go, How do I ever, ever survive? featuring special guest Lex Friedman
Inside Bay's multiverse, Sir Sean Connery opens a golf course on Alcatraz. Featuring special guest Austin Cook & regular guest Emily
In which our hero wins an oscar for the longest suicide note ever. Featuring special guest Efrain Schunior
In which our hero robs a bank, compulsively. Hear the conclusion of Cage's American road diary, including the full poem that inspired this podcast.
Cop Gives Waitress $2 Million Tip; Cop Divorces Wife; Cop Marries Waitress. featuring guests Kathryne & Jesse Dameron-Johnstone
In which we rewrite the worst romcom (?) we've ever seen into NATIONAL TREASURE 3: STEALING TESS Dave continues his dramatic reading of Cage's journey to the heart of the American Dream
In which our hero participates in the ultimate con. We welcome back Emily, our first repeat guest, and Dave reads excerpts from Cage's 1991 tour diary to the heart of America.
In which our heros discover the DNA of the great propaganda movie of our time within a racially charged comedy of errors.
In which our hero's snakeskin jacket represents a symbol of his individuality and his belief in personal freedom. Featuring special guest Emily Adams
We did murder someone last night. We turned into vampires, it's a long story. Featuring special guest Alyssa Lopez
In which our lupine hero inspires a whirlwind sing-a-long of the greatest autotune hits of the twentieth century. Featuring special guest Erin Hickey
In which we root for our hero, starring as his first Halloween costume, to steal a baby. Featuring our first special guest, Alex Heerman.
In which we wonder which nineteenth century Canadian entertainment choices allowed a Rambo figure to become a national hero
In which we consider a boy's love for his bird in relation to our least favorite Pink Floyd albums
In which we discuss Nicolas Cage's breakout role in the classic 1983 teen movie, "Valley Girl"
In which we discuss the mystery and allure of Nicolas Cage and why we would want to start a podcast based on his filmography. Also an in-depth analysis of his first screen role in the failed TV pilot The Best of Times