Don't Waste My Time: Recent Episodes

Ben Morris

Current events filtered and abridged for your convenience. In other words, news, but actually good.

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What if the UK had a Jersey Shore?

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Joe and Boris, sittin in a tree/how many litres can they pee?

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Rockets fly, Biden lies, people die, and we wonder why? Wheaties, the breakfast of champions. 

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Bill Gates ditches his wife, Caitlyn Jenner makes a political bid, Biden resumes creeping, and COVID continues to rock the world. 

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Cops. Crooks. Crowns. COVID. It's all right here. 

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The news keeps happening, and so do we. 

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Joe's reign starts to sour, a skunk gets cancelled, and more.

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Biden brings normal procedure back to the White House, Cara Dune bites the dust, and more.

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It's Valentine's season once again. But that's not what this one's about.

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Uncle Joe's first two weeks in office take a familiar path. Meanwhile, Covid is being detected through the butt and internet yeomen take on Wall Street barons. A large lizard and an overgrown gorilla prepare to feud. 

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Ben and Michael kick off 2021 by covering your favorite rapscallions in the Capitol, sleepy Joe, the latest on COVID, and more. 

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In the Season 1 finale, Michael and Ben take a look back at 2020, talk basic hygiene, and question the validity of the Nashville bomber. 

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The Christmas "Special." 

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What is even happening?

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The election is over. Or is it? Ben and Michael talk geopolitics as things sadly begin to return to normal. 

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In this Halloween "Special," the election draws nigh, California still burns, and China suffers delusions of grandeur. 

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Ben and Michael talk with special guest Dean about the election, the virus spike, and the wonderful chaotic world that is the former Soviet Union. 

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In this debate special, Ben and Michael review Trump and Biden's first round of the shouting match. USA!

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Racial tensions remain high in the US as violence in the North increases. Portland stays crazy, the campaign is dragging on, and 2020 takes another movie legend. At least Ben and Michael are having a good time. Sort of. 

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More election shenanigans and Russia shenanigans.

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California does its thing, Epstein's guestbook gets released, and other world events. 

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You know the deal. Do we? Maybe. Corona spikes again, Kanye loses it and China does their thing.

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Ben and Michael take a look at the goings-on of Hong Kong and Russia before returning to the roller coaster that is the American news front. 

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Ben and Michael talk social change and the question of American history.

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Ben and Michael focus on racism and the police in the wake of the recent protests. 

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It's the tenth episode special! What's so special about it? Friendship and stuff, or whatever. Knowledge. 

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As the first wave of the virus ends, things start to happen again. Sadly, not much of it is good.

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Kim Jong-Un might be dead. Joe Biden might be a pedophile. Ben and Michael might be out of things to talk about. 

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The virus lingers, Bernie drops out, and a redneck runs a zoo for big cats. 

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It's Corona time. 

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Are you tired of hearing about the coronavirus? Well, Ben and Michael have other stuff to talk about, like the continuing drama of the Biden-Sanders democratic race, the state of society, and football players turning to professional wrestling.

And also coronavirus. 

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On the docket this episode: the Carolina Democratic Debate, Weinstein, and Sonic the Hedgehog. 

Still no Adam Driver.

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Ben and Michael are back again with their take on the Oscars, impeachment, and Gwyneth Paltrow's slow descent into PMS. Still no Adam Driver.

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Ben and Michael spill the tea on the Grammys, Australian Wildfires, and Flat-earthers. No Adam Driver. 

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Ben and Michael give their take on awards shows and Middle Eastern conflicts. Because you all were curious, we know.