Unwanted Answers: Recent Episodes
Adam & Tyler
In Unwanted Answers Adam and Tyler delve into the world of Yahoo Answers, finding the ripest and sometimes most classic questions just begging to be answered. Who are we kidding, no one asked for this. But here it is! Enjoy, as two unqualified hosts read the hilarious questions and give questionable answers!
We're back, with our 2nd Unwanted Christmas Special! In this episode we answer holiday questions such as How can Santa be more environmentally conscious? What if your favorite shirt stops being sold just before Christmas? What if you're living in a Christmas decoration overloaded nightmare? Find out in this very special and very unwanted episode! Also: Our worst Christmas gifts... and thievery! Just in time for the holidays. Don't trust the skipper.
In episode unlucky 13, we tell stories about begging for 4 dollars, introducing yourself as Bob, and some long-lasting pottery trauma. We even enthusiastically sign up for MySpace, live on the podcast! Also, we urge everyone to take the role seriously when you dress up as a black widow, watch some odd videos, and--as two grown men--imitate a baby-talking person until you truly want this show less than you ever have!
(Apologies again for parts with lackluster audio, technology has betrayed us).
When does a wish at 11:11 come true? Is this guy from Wal-Mart my long-lost brother? That's right we're back and more honest than ever for season 2, this time with new segments where we'll let you know what happened on this day in history, present a rap that'll teach you how to prepare the perfect fast food burger, and even show just how Star Wars Prequel quotes can be applied to answer any question.
Apologies for any lackluster audio in this episode, technology betrayed us. Also a warning for some vague Infinity War spoilers, but to be fair, with names completely removed so it's vague enough.
You certainly didn't ask for it, yet here it is. Another Unwanted Answers with no answers... but we do reminisce as is often a segment on the show, remembering the end of the year 1999 and the toll it took on us that it ended at all. We talk about old Mac educational software, stupid kindergarteners, and a favorite children's book series. Also, we reveal some potential new segment ideas for the pod. You didn't ask for this, and hey, neither did we, this wasn't even originally an Unwanted Answers episode. But here it is, after too long of a break, we're back!
Source: KURTdp77 on YouTube for the KidPix sound effects.
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Unwanted Answers is 1 year old! No one wanted it to begin with, but here we are one year later. One year's worth of questions, and for this celebratory episode (ending season 1), we go back through memory lane and reread some of our most memorable questions. We reminisce on everything we've learning over the course of Unwanted Answers, and the morals we've incorporated into our lives thanks to the questions others on the internet have asked. And here a year later, still, no one asked for any of this. Yet, here it is.
We answer some actual questions this week such as, What if your mom won't give you the iPhone X? Which superpower would you choose: the ability to talk to ducks or find any good parking space? What's the best way to receive flowers? And, we do some Star Wars prequel quoting. Join us for this total downer of an episode! :D
This week we answer NOTHING--that's right, no one asked for the answers, and well, no one got them. We do, however, chat at length about enthralling topics such as signing petitions, substitute teachers, libraries, Titanic 2, the Blockbuster employee training video featuring the greatest method actor of our generation, and the biggest reveal of the show so far...
In this Unwanted Answers, we talk at length about the true crime tale of the century: the middle school Smarties sniffers... but after plenty of reminiscing and much talk about The Office, we answer questions too! Including... How does one best depict Danny Devito in a painting? Which animals are real? Why did my boss invite me to his wedding? You didn't ask for the answers, but here they are.
In this Unwanted Answers we correctly answer topics such as writing a letter to a judge, dealing with being stalked by girl scouts, what to do if a demon falls in love with you, opening a restaurant in a funeral home... and, do labels given in 4th grade last for life? These are the questions with answers you didn't ask for!
In this Holiday Special episode of Unwanted Answers, we answer what to do about a dying Christmas tree, sending a Christmas card to your mistress, being shocked with Christmas lights, not getting a scooter from Santa, and... the upcoming Christmas Extended Universe! It's the Unwanted Answers Christmas Special, a holiday tradition you already wish would go away!
On this post-trilogy episode of Unwanted Answers we become psychics by holding a tarot card reading, answer how to escape Lightning McQueen, ponder European Fast-Food chains in the USA, the problem with throwing corn cobs on someone's lawn, and walking on the sun.
In this return episode of Unwanted Answers, we answer just what to do if you see a dinosaur, what to do if you accidentally eat a penny, living without your rubber ducky, and how to safely look at a picture of the sun. We also experience a blast from the past, the likes of which we never thought we'd see again. And again. And again.
On this episode of Unwanted Answers Adam and Tyler answer more questions before getting sidetracked talking about The Office! We eventually answer thrilling questions! Can you sue a pizza place? How was the Grand Canyon created? What is the king of the Jungle? Can you share embarrassing stories about your parents? Find out on Unwanted Answers!
Hosts Adam and Tyler give the answers no one wanted to questions found on the internet. We talk about if psychics are real, can you name a jerky business Bambi?, are horoscopes wrong about marriage? and Golden Carole vs. Buffalo Wild wings! You've got questions, we've got answers! Not the ones you were hoping for, but we've still got them!