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The scones he made
Just off the Esplanade
Were baked freshly every single day
Now James has left
And we are bereft
He's gone from the Peerie Shop Café
I cannot think
Without his Cullen Skink
And his shortcrust quiche lorraine
What can I say
About his mackerel paté?
We will never taste the likes again
He was occasionally grumpy, I'm not lying
He supported some Embra team, there's no denying
He put up with rude newspaper reporters
But he was even kind to animals, and Rangers supporters (sometimes)
I have cheese and fruit
And a plain scone to boot
Saved in the freezer for future generations
I have the recipé
But made by me
They just cause dental devastation
To the Olive Tree
Temporarily
Where the coffee and the food are splendid
But Old Lerwick's grief
Is beyond belief
We've lost the scones on which we all depended.
Copyright Tom Morton, 2023
As published in the October 2020 edition of Discover Scotland Magazine.
A man alights from the train at Culrain on the Far North Line, in the shadow of Carbisdale Castle, known locally as Castle Spite. Where is he going? What is in his rucksack? And who is the strange figure pursuing him across the hills as he heads west?
Full text at Discover Scotland Magazine or on Tom's blog - thebeatcroft.com
As featured in the September 2020 edition of Discover Scotland Magazine (formerly Scotland Correspondent.
Listen here or read it at www.scotlandcorrespondent.com
As featured in the August 2020 edition of Scotland Correspondent Magazine. Thomas MacCalman Morton dives into the terrifying world of Shetlandic sea monsters. Read the story in the magazine or listen online here.
Another strange tale from one of Scotland's thin places, by Tom Morton, as published at scotlandcorrespondent.com
A Strange Tale from one of Scotland's Thin Places. Written and read by Thomas MacCalman Morton. for the full text and illustrations, got to scotlandcorrespondent.com. It appears in the June 2020 edition.
As seen in May's edition of Scotland Correspondent Magazine.
https://scotlandcorrespondent.com/
Thomas MacCalman Morton's Strange Tales from Scotland's Thin Places takes you to the parts of Scotland where the barriers between the natural and the supernatural, the earthly and the spiritual, the magically monstrous and the everyday, are thin or barely exist at all. Places where the past mingles with the present, peculiar creatures arise, ghosts and apparitions walk and festivals may represent more than at first may be evident.
In An Up Helly Aa Souvenir, Thomas takes you to the side of Shetland and the viking festival of Up Helly Aa which is never mentioned: the obscure, lost rituals of a tiny Shetland community where Up Helly Aa could have meant much more than dressing up as a viking and burning a boat. Much, much more...
Thomas MacCalman Morton retells stories from throughout Scotland, all of them centred on the 'thin places', where folklore comes to life, the barriers between the natural and the supernatural vanish, and the paranormal becomes the new normal. Hhosts, apparitions, history impinging on the present, and the magically monstrous making uncanny appearances. Each month a new tale.
Episode One takes you on a journey to Unst in Shetland, Scotland's northernmost inhabited island. And the appearances there of the White Wife. Which continue to occur.
Scotland Correspondent is the world's only free, online monthly magazine for those interested in all things Scottish. Every month, the team behind the magazine will bring you insights into what is online right now and what you can look forward to in the future.
In this first podcast, Paul Kelbie, editor and founder, and Stewart Cunningham, photographer, talk to columnist Tom Morton about how the magazine styarted, what's available currently and what will be coming up in March and in the future.
Check out the magazine at scottishcorrespondent.com, and our other podcasts available here at Scotland correspondent Sounds