Nolan solves world hunger, by world hunger he means that he was hungry... for jolly ranchers. then se ate jolly ranchers there by solving world hunger
Yea, take that Taylor, Nolan could take you in an Ave Maria competition any day. Help could sell more tickets to a concert than you.
As grown men hug with balls between their legs, Nolan and his feature describe how they sport.
In drivers ed, Giveon goes to therapy and Walmart because he saw an exploding bird as children screamed and we talk about it on Help!
Word from the bird is there's a new Help! episode, and this one really razzes my berries. Meanwhile, back at the ranch Candice guesses old people slang to give y'all the skinny. So don't bogart the headphones. Also thongs.
A year ago today Help! was violently brought into the world. Therefore today it's a man. Listen in to find out how manly it can be. Candice is a man.
As the clock ticks towards our inevitable doom’s Candice has escaped yet another year of the Grimm Reaper. That’s right, it’s her birthday. Fourteen years ago today the worlds largest annoyance popped out into this world and today is the day that her only two friends to remember celebrate it.
Really? You think you're the queens of the tick's and the tock's. Well there's a new challenger waiting in the shadows coming to take you down. Watch your back Charlie. Watch your back.
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On this episode The Rock and Kevin Hartt are guest. We fist fight. Who do you think will win? The answer may surprise you.
It's no longer summer... but we can't let go. Please, please come back to us. We can't do this without summer. I guess we'll start the actual podcast again. Also it's Nolan's birthday.
In this episode we go over our sopht Moore yeer and the highs and lows. I don't really remember this episode at all but Candice does say who her favorite and least favorite teacher was.
We asked you to ask us questions, and turns out y’all know absolutely nothing. Good thing Nolan knows everything. Get HELPED on this most recent episode of the podcast.
We have a jingle now! Michael talks about the process of making an intro and he throat sings a little. (I'm sorry this description isn't funny, Nolan isn't here)
Nolan and Candice take Buzzfeed quizzes to see who our Harry Potter BF is, find our "Canadian" soulmate and figure out if we're REALLY best friends.
Nolan and Candice create the Help! universe which apparently is at a constant state of civil war.
In this episode we solve Eva's existential questions, Cale's dimension dilemma, and figure out if Mr. Segal is going to kill 8 children.
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He is the greatest person alive. To prove it we had Nolan's childhood friends come and talk about their favorite stories about him.
Nolan freaks Candice out about ghost stories. She wasn't able to be in the studio alone after filming this episode.
Nolan and Candice talk about the wonders and horror of drivers ed. Prepare yourself for Nolan's amazingness.